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  • 7/4/2025
Harry Sterndale, a failed photographer, is given a diagnosis of cancer and told that he has only three months to live. A | dG1fYzN5amQ3WTdyWUk
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00:00So how long have I got?
00:02About six weeks.
00:03Six weeks?
00:04When time is running out...
00:06I'm dying, Lisa.
00:07That's what you said when we split up.
00:09Is it time to go quietly?
00:10In there are all the people who screwed me over.
00:13I think I should kill them.
00:14Or time to call the shots?
00:19I need a quick way out.
00:20The best I can do is a Beretta 9mm with an extra clip.
00:23I'll need lots of ammunition.
00:24Let's commit suicide.
00:25I might miss.
00:26You pathetic moron.
00:28You deserve to die!
00:30Mr. Stendhal?
00:32It's your wife, sir.
00:33She's dead.
00:34She was a very aggravating woman.
00:36Who are you?
00:37I reckon I'll pay for half of this pill.
00:39It's only fair that we should share it.
00:41And you can have the bottom out.
00:44This could have been you.
00:45If you hadn't nicked my ID, this could have been me.
00:47This is advertising.
00:49If evil people get what they deserve, why should I care?
00:53I've fallen in love.
00:54I want to make sure she's all right.
00:56She gets £50,000 if she die.
00:58Get out, both of you.
01:01If you die violently, it's £300,000.
01:03So if I get murdered, sure gets rich.
01:05Who exactly do you wish me to kill that boy?
01:07Me.
01:08Break it down!
01:09Go, go!
01:12You come to fight with me.
01:14Chris Ria, Felicity Kendall, Bob Hoskins, Ben Kingsley, Joanna Lumley, Oliver Reed, Diana Rigg, with John Cleese.
01:25You kill me, Morris.
01:26No, you kill me, remember?
01:28Ha-ha!
01:30Parting shots.
01:31Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:33Jesus Christ!
01:35She's gone to change...
01:38She's gone to change...

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