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  • 7/4/2025
A young Italian in London rushes into marriage with the pretty girl from work. Only he knows so little about what's goin | dG1fZTNTNEdINm5DS3c
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00:00Paul, I don't cook.
00:04You didn't ask, but I'm nil domestic.
00:07Getting married?
00:09What do you think it will be?
00:14Am I gonna be stuck washing men's boxers now?
00:17For boxers? For worse!
00:19Her name's Alicia.
00:21She is pretty trendy, but, um, what's under the hood?
00:25Limited edition. Only £2,000.
00:28Breakfast.
00:31Concrete.
00:35Zero stars.
00:37A single Spanish lady in a big, lonely house like this,
00:40you know what that translates to?
00:42A crusty crotch full of cobwebs, ready to devour any man,
00:45and you think your ball's gonna be enough?
00:47Even a snap!
00:58You know what that means?
00:59You know what that means?
01:00You know what that means?
01:01You know what that means?
01:02It's time to meet you.
01:03When can we go and see her?
01:05December?
01:06We march.
01:07Am I not worth two grand?
01:09You wouldn't blink twice if it was your mum.
01:11Mum has got names.
01:15Mwah.
01:16She won't join.
01:17I've been keeping tabs since we met.
01:20Maria's Place.
01:21Beyond the Veil.
01:22Maria's Place.
01:23Beyond the Veil.
01:24Maria's Place.
01:25Beyond the Veil.
01:26Maria's Place.
01:27Miss or Mrs. Coming soon.

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