01:34You know, the way he's acting, you'd think she was Godzilla or something.
01:37Oh, oof, that's a bit...
01:38Breakfast is ready!
01:39Oh, man.
01:40Oh, man.
01:41Kevin and Billy will work on the skateboard ramp without me.
01:45They'll be able to practice and be real good.
01:47They'll sign a million-dollar contract with the skateboard manufacturer, endorse a line of clothing, and buy their parents a new house.
01:54Well, we all have to make sacrifices, young man.
01:59Mine will be the house, and yours will be going to Aunt Ruth's.
02:03And somebody pass the jelly there.
02:05Dad, I have big plans for today.
02:10Natalie and I are supposed to go to the mall and hang.
02:12Molly, you can hang at Aunt Ruth.
02:17Fine, I'll go.
02:18But I don't have to talk to anybody.
02:22Fine, Captain Squash!
02:32Bobby, don't eat with your fingers.
02:34Sorry, Mom.
02:35Hi, Bobby.
02:43Don't even think of picking your nose.
02:47Ah!
02:48That is so gross.
02:50Picking my nose.
02:52May I help you?
02:53Aw, I'm just picking my nose.
02:56Would you care to try on some of our fine collection?
03:00How about a sunbird nose?
03:03It's like a day at the beach.
03:06That looks so good on you.
03:08Ow!
03:09Oh, too hot?
03:11Try our Dick Tracy model,
03:13The Snub Nose.
03:14The Snub Nose.
03:22That's okay.
03:23It was a runny nose.
03:25Oh, if you're into lying, you might try our Pinocchio model.
03:31Your mother does know you're picking your nose.
03:34Yes.
03:35Yes.
03:35Yes.
03:35Bobby, stop picking your G-darn nose.
03:42Yeah.
03:42But right now, just finish up your cereal.
03:44And then you need to go upstairs and wash your face and hands before we leave for Aunt Ruth's,
03:49don't you know?
03:53And don't forget to wash behind your ears.
03:56Parents, I wonder why they won't let me wash my hands in front of my ears like the other kids get to do.
04:02Well, everybody, we're off Aunt Ruth's.
04:10Crafted to be exceptionally smooth, decadently rich, delightful, chocolate, bliss.
04:40Hershey's bliss chocolate, crafted for bliss.
04:45Mom, does Santa stop here?
04:47No, he makes his own things.
04:49With elves.
04:53Oh.
05:00Everything is going south at the North Pole.
05:04You're going on strike at Christmas?
05:06Jenny McCarthy, the world premiere of Santa Baby, Christmas Baby, Sunday at 8, only on ABC Family.
05:15Dad, can Shaq stay for dinner?
05:17Yeah, Dad.
05:17Can Shaq stay for dinner?
05:18This season, you can make your home look like a picture in a magazine with the limited edition Better Homes and Gardens Holiday Collection, now at Walmart.
05:34Get unbeatable prices on the entire line of Better Homes and Gardens furnishings, like a festive 12-piece dinnerware set for only $25.
05:42A new look costs less at Walmart.
05:46Save money, live better, Walmart.
05:49Sure this is HD?
05:51It's AT&T U-verse HD.
05:53Looks like bad HD.
05:55The details are a little fuzzy with AT&T U-verse.
05:58Tell your dad that Comcast has way better HD picture and the most HD choices.
06:02Guys, I'm right here.
06:04I got your back, kid.
06:06Shaq's got your back.
06:07Don't settle for less with U-verse.
06:10Get more HD choices and the best rated HD picture quality with Comcast.
06:14Dad, can Shaq stay for dinner?
06:16Yeah, Dad.
06:17Can Shaq stay for dinner?
06:19Ow!
06:20So, you think Santa will like these red and green M&Ms?
06:23I don't know.
06:24I never met the guy.
06:25Wah-ha!
06:26He does exist!
06:28They do exist.
06:29Oh.
06:30Ugh.
06:31Uh, Santa?
06:32Santa?
06:37Mommy, Derek hit me!
06:40Oh, now, Derek, don't hit Bobby, would you?
06:42Please, boys, stay with me.
06:43He hit me first!
06:44Oh, come on, now.
06:45Oh, little hello.
06:46You two are so immature.
06:48Hey, Kelly.
06:56Gross!
06:58If you two don't settle down back there, I'm going to pull the car over and I'm going to let you out.
07:03Oh, honey, I don't know why you say those things, because you know you never do it.
07:07It needs to never do it.
07:07Well, trust me, this time, I just might.
07:09Okay, you just show me then, hon.
07:17Don't leave me here!
07:18Please, I'll be good!
07:20I'll never hit Bobby again!
07:22Come back!
07:29What are you smiling about?
07:33That's for me to find out for you to know.
07:35Hon, I don't mean to come in on your territory, but wasn't that our turn there?
07:40Hello!
07:40Are we lost again?
07:42I thought you weren't going to speak.
07:44Derek got us lost again.
07:46I heard that.
07:46I know exactly where we are.
07:48This is, uh, uh, uh, a new route.
07:51Yeah!
07:51It's the car that's lost.
07:53Not bad.
07:54Oh, yeah, this new route business looks to me like we're in the middle of nowhere.
07:59There's no sign of civilization.
08:01No sign of civilization?
08:02Uh-huh!
08:03Uh-huh!
08:04Don't you know that I love you, baby?
08:34This hard day's work. Me hate grocery shopping.
08:40Honey, I really don't want to be pushy here, but maybe we should have made our right turn.
08:47I have an idea. What about TV figures?
08:53Thank you, Bobby. We make you chief.
08:57Yoda, Yoda, Yoda, Yoda, Yoda, Yoda!
09:04Are we there yet?
09:10You know, if you kids are bored, why don't you read the billboards there?
09:16You know, that's what they're there for. Those are nice.
09:20Okay! You can't read, dipstick.
09:26Uh-huh.
09:3860 Flags Over Kid Fun! Mom, Dad, can we go? It's only 40 miles!
09:44No!
09:50Oh, cool! Waterworld is only 200 miles! Can we go?
09:54Yeah!
09:55No! We're going to Aunt Ruth's, and we're gonna have fun!
