- 7/3/2025
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00:00:00What do you do for work?
00:00:02I'm Will O'Connell, head of the O'Connell Crime Family.
00:00:05I am not going out with a gangster.
00:00:10Hey, kid, look out!
00:00:17What happened?
00:00:20What the fuck?
00:00:23Oh, shit. I'm in the body of a teenager.
00:00:26Ew! Don't touch me, fat ass.
00:00:29Grab it.
00:00:32It's time to take back what's mine.
00:00:37I want to see my dad flee you alive.
00:00:40Motherfucker!
00:00:44My son will die!
00:00:46What the fuck are you doing? I didn't say you could lower your guts!
00:00:49It'll just fall in order, sweetheart. We'll be done shortly.
00:00:59So, this is our second date, and I feel like I don't know anything about you.
00:01:09Where did you go to college?
00:01:12I didn't.
00:01:13I dropped out of high school.
00:01:17Oh.
00:01:19Um, and then what do you do for work?
00:01:23Um, here.
00:01:26Let me get your coffee.
00:01:27Watch where you're going, greaseball!
00:01:38Sorry, friend.
00:01:39Yeah, I'm not your friend.
00:01:41Why don't you fuck off to the dog track or wherever slime-like you hangs out?
00:01:44Why don't we all come down?
00:01:50This isn't a strip club.
00:01:53You can't smoke.
00:01:54It was unless...
00:01:56It was an accident.
00:01:58Who said you could speak, bitch?
00:02:00Excuse me?
00:02:02You are...
00:02:03You want a piece? Bring it!
00:02:11I'll kick your scummy ass!
00:02:24You're...
00:02:24You're gonna be sorry!
00:02:26I have powerful friends in this town!
00:02:32Not as powerful as I am.
00:02:47You see, I'm Will O'Connell, head of the O'Connell crime family.
00:02:52Long live the O'Connell family.
00:02:56What is this?
00:02:59Clear out the trash.
00:03:02No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:03:04Please don't kill me, no!
00:03:06No!
00:03:07No!
00:03:10My apologies.
00:03:12Now, where were we?
00:03:14Hell no.
00:03:16Jane.
00:03:17Jane?
00:03:17No.
00:03:18Jane, wait!
00:03:19I am not going out with a game.
00:03:21Jane, what?
00:03:22Come on!
00:03:23Stop telling me.
00:03:24Come on, beautiful.
00:03:25I'll see you later, Jane.
00:03:29Sorry, boys.
00:03:30That's a kick in the Twins.
00:03:33But I lost at a second she found out I'm a high school dropout.
00:03:38No one respects a high school dropout.
00:03:41No.
00:03:41You should have shown her your bank account.
00:03:44I'm sure she would have respected billionaires.
00:03:46I'm serious.
00:03:50Thing was, I was good in high school.
00:03:52I crushed calculus.
00:03:55Maybe you should think about going back.
00:03:58You could be like that kid over there.
00:04:01Yeah, maybe not that kid, Vincenzo.
00:04:08But, honestly, it would be good.
00:04:12I wish I would have another shot at high school.
00:04:14God, what a great Gigi.
00:04:22If I could just...
00:04:23I could.
00:04:24Have the Excalibur.
00:04:25Look out!
00:04:26Branch impacted.
00:04:27Yeah.
00:04:28Hey.
00:04:29Huh?
00:04:42Who's-who's-who's.
00:04:43Howłos-ou great.
00:04:43I think billionaires have just been so close
00:04:44Hey.
00:04:44How lows?
00:04:45How lows?
00:04:46How lows?
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00:04:52How lows to test Я?
00:04:54How lows.
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00:04:54How lows.
00:04:55Ugh. What happened? I wish I had another shot of eyes on him.
00:05:06Oh shit. Am I in a hospital? But what's wrong with my eyes?
00:05:13Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get him out of here right now.
00:05:17I recognize that voice. That's Sully. One of my low level guys.
00:05:21Get up, I'm taking you home. The clothes are in the bag.
00:05:24Why would he take me home? He's not my driver.
00:05:28Put on your glasses. Let's go.
00:05:30Glasses?
00:05:32That means now. I'm talking to you.
00:05:35Hey, shit for brains. Move now.
00:05:39What the hell did you just call me?
00:05:41What the fuck?
00:05:44What the fuck?
00:06:01What the fuck?
00:06:03Whoa! Language!
00:06:05Do you have any idea the mess you've been causing? Huh?
00:06:09Oh shit. Somehow, I'm in the body of a teenager.
00:06:14Sully. It's me.
00:06:18What have I told you about calling me Sully?
00:06:21I am your father and you will show me the respect I deserve.
00:06:26Oh shit. I'm in the body of Sully's son.
00:06:30Okay.
00:06:33You have to listen to me. Listen.
00:06:35I'm not- Ah!
00:06:38Sully!
00:06:39You know Sully treats his own child? Poor kid.
00:06:41What the hell were you thinking walking in the middle of the traffic, huh?
00:06:46Do you know how much trouble I'm in because of you?
00:06:49You're about to find out.
00:06:51That's a very bad decision.
00:06:53You want to pop like a little girl? You're about to cry like one do.
00:06:56You never learn how to act like a Sullivan.
00:07:00I couldn't imagine a bigger demotion.
00:07:02What the hell is going on in here?
00:07:05Thank God.
00:07:06I'm just in time to watch me teach my son a fucking look.
00:07:10Hey!
00:07:11What the fuck's the matter with you?
00:07:12He's a kid!
00:07:14Vinny, look at me.
00:07:15Look.
00:07:16I don't know. This is fucking crazy.
00:07:18Okay.
00:07:20It's me.
00:07:21It's Will.
00:07:23I don't know how this fucking happened.
00:07:25You think you're funny?
00:07:26It's me. It's Will.
00:07:27Yeah, you think you're funny, you little piece of shit?
00:07:28You think so?
00:07:29Yeah.
00:07:30Because I saw Will die.
00:07:31My soul will die!
00:07:34My soul will die!
00:07:37My soul will die!
00:07:39My body's dead, so I'm stuck at this one?
00:07:42Vinny!
00:07:43Vinny!
00:07:44Stop!
00:07:46I'm about two seconds away from fucking ending you.
00:07:51Vinny!
00:07:52You gotta...
00:07:53You gotta listen to me!
00:07:55It's me!
00:07:56It's Will!
00:07:57Say it one more time!
00:07:58Vinny!
00:07:59One more fucking time!
00:08:00I can't breathe!
00:08:01We were going with a green man.
00:08:02And a green man died!
00:08:03Running into traffic to save your fucking ass!
00:08:06Disrespectful fuck!
00:08:08Buried in his phone!
00:08:10What do you gotta say for yourself?
00:08:12Huh?
00:08:13That's a kick in the twins!
00:08:17That's a kick in the twins!
00:08:19Ain't it Vincenzo?
00:08:20Only Will called me Vincenzo!
00:08:21Here!
00:08:22Take your bag, idiot!
00:08:23We're going now!
00:08:24I need to talk to...
00:08:25Now you don't!
00:08:26Vinny!
00:08:27I need to talk to...
00:08:28No you don't!
00:08:29Vinny!
00:08:30I need to talk to...
00:08:31No you don't!
00:08:32Vinny!
00:08:33I need to talk to...
00:08:34I need to talk to...
00:08:35I need to talk to...
00:08:36No you don't!
00:08:37Vinny!
00:08:38I need to talk to...
00:08:39I need to talk to...
00:08:40I need to talk to...
00:08:41No you don't!
00:08:42Vinny!
00:08:51Dick!
00:08:54Oh shit!
00:09:04About to go to school!
00:09:08I'm the powerful leader of a crime family.
00:09:16I can get through high school, even trapped in this kid's body.
00:09:21Ew!
00:09:22Don't touch me, fat ass!
00:09:24I'm sorry, I'm just trying to walk you...
00:09:25Are you trying to feel me up?
00:09:27No, I'm just trying to...
00:09:28Oh my god!
00:09:29Is that how you get off?
00:09:31No, I...
00:09:32John Farris, school...
00:09:34Look, sorry.
00:09:35Are you staring at my tits?
00:09:38No.
00:09:39Ew!
00:09:40He's staring at my tits!
00:09:41Oh, is there a problem here?
00:09:44I'm sorry, I was just...
00:09:45This fat fucking freak bothering you, babe?
00:09:48Yeah.
00:09:49He basically molested me, and now he won't stop staring at my tits.
00:09:53Is that chill?
00:09:55You've been sniffing my girl?
00:09:56Oh, Jesus.
00:09:57Ugh, he's so gross!
00:09:59I mean, uh...
00:10:00Hell, I get it.
00:10:01She's got some great tits.
00:10:02Yeah.
00:10:03Uh...
00:10:04But, but, but...
00:10:05We're not as big as yours.
00:10:08You know what?
00:10:09Uh, let's see how you like it when everyone stares...
00:10:13At your man tits.
00:10:14Ah?
00:10:16You know what?
00:10:18Let's take off his shirt.
00:10:23Let's take off his shirt.
00:10:25Don't you fucking touch me.
00:10:28Grab him!
00:10:30Oh, yeah!
00:10:31Got me!
00:10:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:10:34Yeah, yeah, keep him pinned right there, right?
00:10:35Yeah.
00:10:37Oh!
00:10:39Wait, I hate you, baby.
00:10:40I gotta be too tight.
00:10:43Oh, yeah!
00:10:45Look at those things!
00:10:47No!
00:10:50If I ever catch you perfect on my girl again, I will fucking kill you!
00:10:56Fuck!
00:10:58Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:11:02Hm...
00:11:04Hey.
00:11:19Fuck you, bitch.
00:11:24What did you just say to me?
00:11:27I said,
00:11:30fuck you, bitch.
00:11:34You're dead.
00:11:59Come on. Come on.
00:12:03Oh, my God.
00:12:04Okay.
00:12:10Dang it.
00:12:12Oh.
00:12:13Come on. Come on.
00:12:14There you go.
00:12:20Come on. Come on.
00:12:22There you go.
00:12:28Dean, stop.
00:12:29You're going to kill me.
00:12:30Oh, shit.
00:12:31Oh, I just kicked this shit out, that fucking freak.
00:12:41Touch my girl.
00:12:52Hey!
00:13:02You still haven't wanted to kill us.
00:13:04Kaden, stop. You're gonna die.
00:13:06I don't fucking care.
00:13:08Come here, Lucy.
00:13:11Come on!
00:13:24Look at me, bitch.
00:13:31Help me!
00:13:41What the hell is going on, Dean? Huh?
00:13:48Kaden?
00:13:50Kaden?
00:13:53Jesus Christ.
00:13:55I'd like to go just one fucking day without my dumb ass son getting himself in the hospital. Huh?
00:14:07I'm not your son, Saul.
00:14:08Yeah, I wish. Believe me.
00:14:11Wouldn't have to pay all your fucking medical bills.
00:14:15What the hell were you thinking getting into a fucking fight?
00:14:18You're a weak fat ass!
00:14:21I am sick and tired of people thinking that they can talk to me the way you fucking do.
00:14:27Ugh!
00:14:28Don't lay one more finger on him.
00:14:30Vinny?
00:14:32Uh, uh, Mr. Genie here.
00:14:34What are you doing here?
00:14:35Out.
00:14:37I need to talk to him.
00:14:38I'll do, Spectre.
00:14:39This is my son.
00:14:41He's...
00:14:42No more of your concern.
00:14:44What?
00:14:46Walk away, son.
00:14:49Walk away right now.
00:14:55Don't come home.
00:14:57I don't want ya.
00:15:05That thing you said earlier...
00:15:07That's a kick in the twirls.
00:15:09There's only one guy that would say such a dumb phrase.
00:15:18No.
00:15:20If you really will...
00:15:23Prove it.
00:15:25The first time that we met, I was in a holding cell.
00:15:29I asked you why you were in there.
00:15:31And you looked me dead in the eye and you said,
00:15:33Elder Abuse.
00:15:35A banger ma.
00:15:37Your middle name is Marion.
00:15:39You got a thing where you say your favorite drink is a Johnny Red.
00:15:43But the reality is...
00:15:45It's a mango flavored.
00:15:47White Claw.
00:15:49You're a fucking pussy.
00:15:51You gotta stash some getaway money underneath your aunt's above ground pool.
00:15:56Which is just fucking stupid.
00:15:57And you lost your virginity with Stevie Rizzo's sister in a handicapped bathroom at the Jersey City Multiplex.
00:16:04Should I keep going, you fucking hoe?
00:16:13Jesus Christ!
00:16:15It's you, boss!
00:16:17It's me. Oh, oh, oh.
00:16:18Good to see you!
00:16:20It's good to see you still.
00:16:21You got a broken rib.
00:16:22Yeah, no, no, no. I heard. I heard.
00:16:24You know who the other kid was?
00:16:26Dane Flanagan.
00:16:27Hatch Flanagan's son.
00:16:29Hatch Flanagan is in our enforcer.
00:16:31The guy that I almost didn't hire because he was too brutal.
00:16:33That Hatch Flanagan.
00:16:34Yeah, yeah, that's the one.
00:16:35If the kid's anything like his father, he's a fucking sociopath.
00:16:39Listen, you need anything, you call me.
00:16:43Thank you, man.
00:16:44It's good to have you back, boss.
00:16:46It's good to be back.
00:16:52You.
00:16:53Listen here.
00:16:54You little bitch.
00:16:55You got lucky in that fight.
00:17:11But after all suspensions are over, I am going to beat you.
00:17:15I am going to humiliate you.
00:17:16And then, you know, maybe I'm gonna fucking kill you.
00:17:19You have no idea who you're messing with.
00:17:26Oh, really?
00:17:28Because I'm bigger than you.
00:17:31I am stronger than you.
00:17:33I am richer than you.
00:17:34My dad is a fucking mobbing force.
00:17:41You're nothing.
00:17:42Vinny.
00:17:43It's time to take back what's mine.
00:17:57Are your parents coming to pick you up?
00:18:00Not exactly.
00:18:01How you doing?
00:18:02How you been?
00:18:03We're good to go, boss.
00:18:22Welcome back home, boss.
00:18:24I think it's time to get ready for high school, man.
00:18:54I'm going to buy you.
00:18:55Maybe it's no, not to let you go.
00:18:56No.
00:18:59Yes.
00:19:00We need morecm murmurs.
00:19:01You know, the other side can be right, we've just got to talk.
00:19:06What's the problem?
00:19:08Not knowing is».
00:19:10How the hell are you doing?
00:19:11Who are you doing?
00:19:12Yeah, he did.
00:19:13How are you doing?
00:19:14Are your sisters now?
00:19:15All right.
00:19:19We're feeling about being mental.
00:19:20I'm getting middle.
00:19:21so what are we thinking well i just need to see so uh just give me whatever the kids are getting
00:19:37so glad you're back at school yeah i mean they threatened to expel me from being a bad piece
00:19:50of shit but yeah i know it will never happen i mean they know that my dad is a mobster that he killed
00:19:57them if they did they're not gonna risk their lives as some goth freak where is that weak bitch
00:20:06anyway i haven't seen him in a while probably transferred out you know after i scared the
00:20:10shit out of them good ugly little toe gave me the creeds all right don't worry babe i'll never see
00:20:17that little pussy ever again
00:20:19whoa who's that
00:20:37oh my god i'm in love
00:20:43what the hell are you don't recognize me bitch
00:20:53things have changed
00:21:01clearly
00:21:03now if any of you even look at me the wrong way or get in my way i'll take everything you have
00:21:09cool i have to go i have class yeah whatever
00:21:16you're a dead man walking
00:21:20kaden you look different page what the fuck yeah i um i got a haircut that must be it
00:21:31come on bitches you should come hang out with us tonight we're going to club razor dane's got an
00:21:39in so you don't even need a fake id
00:21:40oh don't worry dane that's kind of you but i don't need it already having him please
00:21:52and even if you somehow snuck in uh you'll never get a table once you want to stand with all the
00:21:59commoners on the dance floor
00:22:01i'm a vip there i will get us a vip table oh vip that's great so then you must know about the
00:22:09uh the dark room what the fuck i've never heard of any dark room
00:22:13yeah of course i'm going there all the time
00:22:20no way i heard about the dark room on tiktok
00:22:27that's where sabrina carpenter hangs out when she's in town
00:22:29it's true wow dane so you can get us all in there
00:22:33i can get us in there
00:22:34you're not invited there
00:22:37let's make it back
00:22:39if you can get us all in there which i totally believe you
00:22:43i'll drop out of school
00:22:46but if you can't and i can
00:22:55then you have to crawl across the whole quad
00:22:59in your underwear
00:23:00and kiss my feet
00:23:03just for fun
00:23:05and screw you
00:23:09you
00:23:16thanks
00:23:19hey how do you even think you're gonna get in huh
00:23:25give the bouncer a handjob
00:23:26that's funny
00:23:30no i'll just remind him who owns the place
00:23:33and ladies
00:23:35there was something nice
00:23:38what the fuck was that you studs
00:23:44yeah no
00:23:47fucking way
00:23:49am i gonna lose this bet
00:23:51holy shit dane i can't believe you got us into this place
00:24:08dude we are probably the only high schoolers that have ever set foot in here
00:24:12dude
00:24:12be cool
00:24:14and why do you two look like your cat just died
00:24:17you're literally in the coolest club in the city
00:24:20you're just pmsing because kaden didn't even show up
00:24:23we should have waited for him longer
00:24:25oh my god
00:24:26why do you care about that freak
00:24:28so
00:24:29he went on his mpick or something
00:24:31but
00:24:31he's still gross
00:24:33hey man
00:24:34let's just get a drink
00:24:35nah nah i got us a table
00:24:37and i'll tell him who i am and they'll grade us to the dark room
00:24:40excuse me sir
00:24:43get the fuck off me
00:24:43you see my last name
00:24:48flanagan
00:24:50mm-hmm
00:24:51you have any idea who my father is
00:24:54hatch flanagan
00:24:55as in the very dangerous and high-ranking member of the criminal organization that owns
00:25:00this club
00:25:00i'm aware sir
00:25:04your party has been upgraded to the dark room
00:25:07oh shit
00:25:10damn
00:25:11follow me please sir
00:25:12didn't even need to tell him
00:25:14sorry girls
00:25:19looks like your little crush is gonna transfer schools
00:25:22what the fuck
00:25:29welcome
00:25:30to the dark room
00:25:33please
00:25:36have a drink
00:25:38make yourself comfortable
00:25:39i'm glad you're here
00:25:40except for you dane
00:25:43would hate for you to have a hangover before you have to cross the quad tonight
00:25:47please please have a seat
00:25:57cut the shit
00:26:03asshole
00:26:03it was my dad's name got us in here
00:26:07now how about you stop drinking our alcohol
00:26:10and you get the fuck out of here
00:26:12it was your dad
00:26:17who got you in here
00:26:19i mean it sure as hell wasn't yours
00:26:22now see you guys might not know this
00:26:24but gayden's dad is also in the o'connell gang
00:26:27he mops the floors
00:26:29oh my god
00:26:31no wonder you smell like trash all the time
00:26:34they have no idea that i'm really the boss of the o'connell gang
00:26:37no i have a little idea
00:26:39what you want to stay here hang out with us
00:26:42then how about you mop the fucking floor like your daddy
00:26:46bring me a mop and bucket
00:26:51yeah that's not gonna happen
00:26:53do you have any idea who my father is
00:26:56that's enough
00:26:57if you could please go get the mop and bucket that would be great
00:27:05thank you
00:27:06if you'd be so kind to please get a mop and bucket that'd actually be great
00:27:16thank you
00:27:17dude
00:27:20the one who got us in here she should be listening to you
00:27:26get him out of my seat
00:27:32i wouldn't do that if i were you
00:27:34unless both of you want all the bouncers in here to break you in half
00:27:39just the truth
00:27:47fat nerd freak
00:27:53who's too poor to belong in a place like this
00:27:57yeah we've beat your ass once
00:27:59we'll do it again
00:28:00or
00:28:01even better
00:28:03i call my dad
00:28:04he comes down here and well then
00:28:06then transferring schools that's the least of your issues
00:28:09oh my god
00:28:11his dad will kill you
00:28:12like literally
00:28:14dude
00:28:15you're gonna die
00:28:17for reals
00:28:19yeah
00:28:20you know what i think i will call him
00:28:22tell him you're disrespecting him
00:28:24me
00:28:25and this club
00:28:26your mop and bucket sir
00:28:29you know what
00:28:36they
00:28:37can call you dad
00:28:38or
00:28:39you raise the stakes
00:28:42what do you think
00:28:46you raise the stakes
00:28:51nah
00:28:57nah
00:28:58i am sick
00:29:01of your shit
00:29:02i'd rather see my dad
00:29:04flay
00:29:05you
00:29:05alive
00:29:06i'm calling him
00:29:09you can call him
00:29:11if you're a daddy's bitch
00:29:12or you can just talk to your daddy's boss
00:29:17he's right through that door
00:29:18just through there
00:29:19what are you talking about
00:29:25you see
00:29:27there's a vip
00:29:29and there's ultra vip
00:29:31which
00:29:32welcome
00:29:33but then there's a third vip
00:29:36which is so secret
00:29:40that it probably shouldn't even exist
00:29:42because it's only for gang members
00:29:45and their special guests
00:29:46i've never heard about room
00:29:48i've never seen it on tiktok
00:29:50well sweetie
00:29:50that's probably because
00:29:51if it was ever posted on tiktok
00:29:53whoever did that
00:29:54would be at the bottom of the hudson river
00:29:55with two bullets in the back of their heads
00:29:57so
00:30:01dame
00:30:03what do you say
00:30:07if you can take your preppy little ass
00:30:23through that door
00:30:25and not be stopped
00:30:26i'll get on the ground right now
00:30:28i will mop up for you
00:30:29while you guys party
00:30:30and at the end of the night
00:30:32you can come and watch me be beat to death
00:30:33but
00:30:36if you can't
00:30:39and i can
00:30:40you drink this
00:30:43and
00:30:46just for fun
00:30:47you
00:30:48crawl across the quad
00:30:50and her underwear
00:30:51you crawl across the quad
00:30:55and her underwear
00:30:57i should kick your ass right now
00:30:59dame calm down
00:31:01page
00:31:03maybe you should just leave now
00:31:05i don't want you to get hurt
00:31:07you're gonna regret that
00:31:10yeah
00:31:12why don't you come over and make me
00:31:14because i don't need to
00:31:17so
00:31:20dame
00:31:22do we have a deal
00:31:25and all i have to do is walk through that door
00:31:34that's right
00:31:36you go through that door
00:31:38i'll get on my hands and knees off and wash your shoes for you
00:31:41and you get to watch me get beat to death
00:31:44oh you my friend
00:31:46are a fucking idiot
00:31:48here
00:31:50deal
00:31:51bad move idiot
00:31:56should you get the mop
00:31:58i'm so glad i'll never have to see his face again
00:32:01he's a fucking idiot
00:32:04he's a fucking idiot
00:32:15what do you think you're doing
00:32:20get the fuck off me
00:32:21this is a restricted room
00:32:23yeah and i'm allowed in
00:32:24you know who my dad is
00:32:26daddy's not here
00:32:31what are you putting
00:32:43just right now
00:32:44i'm your fucking daddy
00:32:46get him on his knees
00:32:48open
00:32:54no
00:32:55fuck
00:32:56you
00:32:57you son of a bitch
00:32:58paige
00:33:22emma
00:33:23would you like to go to a real vip room
00:33:25also take everyone else to the quad at lockwood high school i'll be with them all shortly
00:33:31understood
00:33:32it's time to pay up bitch
00:33:35hope you don't mind we may figure out this is happening
00:33:45don't fool this i'm not fooling this
00:33:49yes
00:33:49you are
00:33:50now come on danny boy
00:33:57get on your knees
00:33:59let's go
00:33:59do it do it
00:34:01do it
00:34:02eat it
00:34:07eat it
00:34:08eat it
00:34:09let's do it
00:34:10come on
00:34:11let's do it
00:34:14Oh, my God.
00:34:17Oh, my God!
00:34:17He's so strong.
00:34:19I don't mind.
00:34:20Come on.
00:34:21You're pretty sure.
00:34:22Here, he didn't get it.
00:34:24Oh, my God.
00:34:26Oh, my God.
00:34:28Oh, my God.
00:34:31Eat it.
00:34:32Eat it.
00:34:33Eat it.
00:34:34Oh, my God.
00:34:36Hey, get out of there, baby.
00:34:39Oh, my God.
00:34:40Hey.
00:34:41Get off your face!
00:34:43No!
00:34:45No!
00:34:47Oh!
00:34:49I can't believe you are so beautiful.
00:34:53Oh, no!
00:34:55Oh, no!
00:34:57Oh, no!
00:34:59Oh!
00:35:01Oh, my God!
00:35:03Now,
00:35:05kiss my feet.
00:35:07Go on.
00:35:09A deal's a deal.
00:35:11Oh, no!
00:35:13Oh, no!
00:35:19Oh, no.
00:35:21Oh, no.
00:35:25Oh, no.
00:35:27Oh, no.
00:35:29Oh, no.
00:35:31Oh, no.
00:35:33Oh, no.
00:35:35Oh, no.
00:35:36It sucks, we only got to go into the club for a few minutes.
00:35:51And you want to go back?
00:35:53But we have school tomorrow.
00:35:54And the club is still open.
00:36:06Dad, I need a favor.
00:36:33I want you to have someone killed.
00:36:36Now, that is only going to be true as long as X is zero.
00:36:42Now, what happens if we increase that amount?
00:36:44Well, it's going to do something a little bit different to the equation here.
00:36:48Now, if we take a look at X plug-in one, that's going to change it.
00:36:53Oof, calculus.
00:36:55I mean, I have a gift when it comes to calculus, but still.
00:37:00There's nothing worse than calculus on a hangover, am I right?
00:37:03If we...
00:37:04Mr. Sullivan, please, sit down.
00:37:16This asshole is a teacher.
00:37:17So nice of you to join us.
00:37:22After retiring from your career as a human punching bag.
00:37:28And why don't you head up here?
00:37:30Solve the problem on the board.
00:37:33That's not fair, Mr. Thompson.
00:37:35He's been suspended.
00:37:36He hasn't learned any of this.
00:37:37Yeah, plus the entire class got that question wrong when we tried.
00:37:40We only know the answer because you gave it to us.
00:37:43Well, then this should be enlightening, then.
00:37:46Pfft.
00:37:47I could do that in my sleep.
00:37:49Chopped up, Mr. Sullivan.
00:37:51Unless you left your brain at home today.
00:37:54No, I can do it.
00:37:55Kaden, that's an advanced calculus problem.
00:37:59You haven't learned it.
00:38:01You probably never will.
00:38:03Go back to your seat.
00:38:05How about I just take a try?
00:38:07I'm not going to waste everyone's time just so you can make a fool out of yourself.
00:38:11What is he doing?
00:38:13Just sit down, Kaden.
00:38:14It's okay.
00:38:15Yeah, just sit down.
00:38:16Go read your MAGA hentai or whatever.
00:38:19Now, as I was saying, this problem is incredibly complicated, but you will be able to do it
00:38:29in time.
00:38:31Those of you that are passing, at least.
00:38:35What are you still doing here?
00:38:37Let me try to solve this problem.
00:38:38If I can get it right, then you have to apologize for being wrong about me.
00:38:42In front of everybody.
00:38:43If you can solve that problem, then I'll eat my shoe.
00:38:50Oh!
00:38:54Okay, well, Mr. Sullivan's decided to give us a show.
00:39:07Okay, well, Mr. Sullivan's decided to give us a show.
00:39:13He'll need the first derivative of the numerator and then the denominator.
00:39:30Wait, he's applying L'Hopital's rule.
00:39:32How does he know that?
00:39:33So the x with 0 still gets you 0 over 0, so I need to do a second differentiation.
00:39:39That's enough!
00:39:48What the fuck?
00:39:50That's enough!
00:39:54What the fuck?
00:39:56Language, Mr. Sullivan.
00:39:59The mistakes you were making were too painful.
00:40:01I don't want to embarrass you in front of everyone.
00:40:03But he didn't make mistakes.
00:40:05Let him finish, Mr. Thompson.
00:40:07It's okay.
00:40:08It's fine.
00:40:09That's the spirit, Mr. Sullivan.
00:40:11You don't feel bad.
00:40:12Some people just aren't made for advanced mathematics.
00:40:16Oh, I'm sorry.
00:40:17No.
00:40:19I meant it was okay, because I solved the rest of the problem already in my head.
00:40:23What?
00:40:24You see, you have to apply L'Hopital three times, otherwise the results are going to
00:40:29be indeterminate.
00:40:35Which is what makes it tricky, isn't it?
00:40:38Because if the cosine of 0 is 1, and x equals 0, then that means that the answer and the limit
00:40:45would be negative 20.
00:40:47How did you?
00:40:52You know I'm right.
00:40:54It's negative 20.
00:40:58That is incorrect.
00:41:03Excuse me, Mr. Thompson.
00:41:04The answer is negative 20.
00:41:06You said so yourself last week.
00:41:07Well, you cheated me.
00:41:20A person like you could never solve a problem like that without cheating.
00:41:24I just want to make sure that you all are hearing this clown.
00:41:27I solved this problem with no help from anyone completely on my own, standing here by myself.
00:41:32Do not talk back to me, Mr. Sullivan, in my classroom.
00:41:35Go see Principal Daniels.
00:41:39No.
00:41:41I'm sorry, I can't do that.
00:41:44Not until you apologize to me in front of the entire class, as you promised.
00:41:49Listen to me, you little shit.
00:41:51There are two kinds of students in this world.
00:41:53The ones with bright futures and the ones that are brainless, hopeless, penniless, worthless.
00:42:04Worthless.
00:42:05You know that's interesting, because the way I see it, there are two types of teachers in this world.
00:42:11Those who aren't psychopathic assholes.
00:42:19Principal's office now!
00:42:22Okay.
00:42:23I'll go.
00:42:24Just don't piss your pants.
00:42:27Again.
00:42:28Mr. Sullivan, I'm talking to you!
00:42:40Mr. Sullivan, I'm talking to you!
00:42:45All right, so, if we focus on a little bit, we will see-
00:42:48Mr. Sullivan, what are you doing back here?
00:42:51Mr. Sullivan, you don't belong here!
00:42:54See, that's where you're wrong.
00:42:57Because you're the one that doesn't belong.
00:42:58What are you talking about?
00:43:00Mr. Sullivan, class, I hate to be the one to inform you, but if you would, please say goodbye to Mr. Thompson, because today will be his last day of employment with us.
00:43:08Mr. Sullivan, I don't think so, laggard. You're nothing but a stupid teenage son of a low-level gangster.
00:43:13Mr. Sullivan, I'm the stupid teenage son of a high-level gangster.
00:43:17Mr. Sullivan, to fire me? You'll have to deal with the board, the union, and a whole bunch of lawyers. None of which you know how to do.
00:43:26Now get out of my class!
00:43:28Mr. Sullivan, you know what? I'm sorry, everyone. You're right. I don't know how to deal with any of those people.
00:43:37So, but you know what gangsters do know how to do? Pull security fledge. Like, I don't know how to coffee shop.
00:43:48Mr. Sullivan, who said you could speak, bitch?
00:43:52Excuse me?
00:43:54Mr. Sullivan, you are fucking excused!
00:43:57How did you even know about it? Do you hear that?
00:44:03Oh, that's just the sound of your employment ending.
00:44:12How did you even know about it?
00:44:13You guys hear that?
00:44:14Oh, that's just the sound of your employment ending.
00:44:18Mr. Thompson, please get your things and come with me now.
00:44:22What?
00:44:23Jerry, now.
00:44:24Fuck you!
00:44:27I'll get you, you gangster piece of trash!
00:44:32I know powerful people!
00:44:34True.
00:44:37But not as powerful as me.
00:44:44Not as powerful as I am.
00:44:46No!
00:44:47No!
00:44:48No!
00:44:49No!
00:44:50No!
00:44:51No!
00:44:52No!
00:44:53No!
00:44:54No!
00:44:55No!
00:44:56No!
00:44:57Well, I think it's safe to say class dismissed.
00:45:03No!
00:45:04No!
00:45:05No!
00:45:06No!
00:45:07No!
00:45:08No!
00:45:09No!
00:45:10No!
00:45:11No!
00:45:12No!
00:45:13No!
00:45:14No!
00:45:15No!
00:45:16No!
00:45:17No!
00:45:18No!
00:45:19No!
00:45:20No!
00:45:21No!
00:45:22No!
00:45:23No!
00:45:24No!
00:45:25No!
00:45:26Caden Sullivan?
00:45:28It's me.
00:45:30I'm Mr. Johnson. I work for the school district.
00:45:34Apparently there was an incident in the quad last 99.
00:45:38Need to get your version of the story.
00:45:40I recognize him.
00:45:42He's not with the school district.
00:45:44He's a hitman for hire.
00:45:46Where are we going?
00:45:48Come with me.
00:45:50Where?
00:45:52I'm out the locker room. Somewhere private. I don't want to.
00:46:14What are we doing in the locker room?
00:46:16Ah.
00:46:22I don't think so.
00:46:26Turn around, kid.
00:46:34Alright, you tell me who hired you.
00:46:36I'll let you walk and I'll let you live.
00:46:38You really think you have any right to make demands?
00:46:44Do you have any idea who I am?
00:46:46I do.
00:46:48You're Pierre LeBeau.
00:46:50Mid-level hitman for hire.
00:46:52Do you have any idea who I am?
00:46:56Nope. I really don't care.
00:46:58Well, you should.
00:47:04Mr. LeBeau, please meet my associate, Vincent Brigini.
00:47:06Acting head of the O'Connell crime family.
00:47:08Last chance. Who hired you?
00:47:10You did.
00:47:12You did.
00:47:16What the fuck?
00:47:18Or at least someone from the O'Connell crime family.
00:47:20They called me and asked me to make it look like an accident.
00:47:26Are you listening to me?
00:47:28If you ever try to kill a kid again,
00:47:32I would personally cut off your balls and stuff them in your mouth.
00:47:36You get me?
00:47:37Alright.
00:47:38Alright.
00:47:39Get the fuck out of me.
00:47:42It's okay. It's okay.
00:47:44Now, why would he have the balls to order a hit without going through you first?
00:47:48Well, that's just a thing.
00:47:50A lot of guys are trying to grab the throne because you're gone.
00:47:58Well, then it's time I come back and...
00:48:00put these bozos in line.
00:48:02To do that, I'm gonna need the O'Connell family token.
00:48:06Well, I got bad news for you.
00:48:08You were buried with it.
00:48:10But I always kept a second.
00:48:12Spare.
00:48:16I keep it hidden in the safe in the club.
00:48:18Oh.
00:48:20So, I'm gonna go and I'm gonna get it.
00:48:22No, no, no, no, no. I'll do it.
00:48:24Don't worry about it.
00:48:25A lot of the guys still don't know who you are.
00:48:26It's gonna be okay.
00:48:27Alright?
00:48:28Look, I might be a kid.
00:48:29But I'm still the same guy.
00:48:31Alright?
00:48:32It's gonna be fine.
00:48:34Alright.
00:48:35You want a beer?
00:48:36Yeah, of course I do.
00:48:38And get back to class.
00:48:47I'll go right now.
00:48:48The club is closed.
00:48:49It'll be fine.
00:49:09Fuckers.
00:49:19Jackpot.
00:49:40You have any idea of what happens when you steal from the O'Connells?
00:49:44Hatch Flanagan.
00:49:45Dane's brutal father.
00:49:55This isn't what it looks like.
00:49:57Well, looks like some homeless kid is trying to break into a personal safe.
00:50:09Of a very rich dead man.
00:50:12I am that rich dead man.
00:50:14My soul somehow transferred into this body.
00:50:17I'm not breaking into anything.
00:50:19I know the code.
00:50:21It's got my stuff in it.
00:50:28Oh, really?
00:50:30Will O'Connell.
00:50:32One of the most dangerous, powerful men in the world.
00:50:36Also known for storing hobo kid's shit in his safe.
00:50:39Huh?
00:50:40What does he got?
00:50:42Your comic books.
00:50:44Or your favorite jerk-off sock.
00:50:46No.
00:50:51Just your mom's giant dildo.
00:50:54Just your mom's giant dildo.
00:51:03That's a funny guy.
00:51:05Oh, I like funny guys.
00:51:07They usually bleed more.
00:51:10Ah, you got jokes, huh?
00:51:13You a comedian?
00:51:16Call Vinny Brigini.
00:51:18He'll tell you exactly who I am.
00:51:19Whoever the hell you are.
00:51:21You are way, way over your head.
00:51:24You're messing with the O'Connell crime family now.
00:51:26And I'm Will O'Connell.
00:51:28You stupid jackass.
00:51:29Look, call Vinny.
00:51:31Or let me try to open the safe.
00:51:33I'll show you.
00:51:34What is in it is mine.
00:51:35You're not getting anywhere near that safe.
00:51:36In fact, you're going nowhere at all.
00:51:39You're making a huge mistake.
00:51:41Who am I?
00:51:43You don't have any idea who I am.
00:51:45Yeah.
00:51:46You're Hatch Flanagan.
00:51:47You've been in this gang for eight years.
00:51:49I wasn't going to let you in because...
00:51:51You're a brutal prick.
00:51:52But you said you could follow the rules.
00:51:54Also, you've got a son.
00:51:55Who's a dumbass mouth breathing bitch and bully.
00:51:56Fuck you.
00:51:57Tommy Mahomes.
00:51:58From North Park, Pennsylvania.
00:51:59You've got a scar on your left calf.
00:52:00I'm a knife pipe.
00:52:01This kid is crazy.
00:52:02Mr. Sam O'Dowd.
00:52:03He's lived on the same street in the same house since he was a kid.
00:52:05It's on Bastion Drive.
00:52:06You know, he tells us that it's because he doesn't want to see the house go.
00:52:07But the reality is, he's been banging Mrs. Rue, you know.
00:52:08You're a liar.
00:52:09I'm a liar.
00:52:11You're a liar.
00:52:12And you're a liar.
00:52:13And you're a liar.
00:52:14You're a liar.
00:52:15I'm a liar.
00:52:16I'm a liar.
00:52:17I'm a liar.
00:52:18I'm a liar.
00:52:19You're a liar.
00:52:20I'm a liar.
00:52:21I'm a liar.
00:52:22fight. This kid is crazy. Mr. Sam O'Dowd. He's lived on the same street in the same house
00:52:30since he was a kid. It's on Bastion Drive. You know, he tells us that it's because he
00:52:34doesn't want to see the house go. But the reality is, he's been banging Mrs. Baxter
00:52:37from next door since he was 18 years old. How do you know all this? Because as crazy
00:52:45as it sounds, I'm the guy you hired all you fucks. I'm the leader of this gang. I'm Will
00:52:59O'Connell. Now, call Vinny. Don't just stare at me, you dumb asses.
00:53:15Who sent you? What? Who sent you to spy on him? He's got to be a spy. Hells, what do you
00:53:20know all that? Which times do I have to explain that? It's your last chance. Who sent you?
00:53:26It's your last chance. I'm telling you.
00:53:40The boy should have been out by now. Come on, come on, come on. Pick up, pick up.
00:53:45You made me do this.
00:53:56Boss!
00:53:57I didn't want to do this, goddammit.
00:54:03That move, that was boss's signature.
00:54:05What are you doing standing there? Do something!
00:54:07B-b-b-b-boss, what is...
00:54:09What is...
00:54:10HELLA!
00:54:13I just got a call from Vinny Borghini, and he is on his way here!
00:54:19What the fuck does he want? That's what I'm asking you!
00:54:28Larry Tomelli, all-around creep. He runs his club for Vinny, who runs his mob for me.
00:54:34Why, why, why would he come to my club during the day?
00:54:39You're a club.
00:54:40The O'Connell family owns this club, and Vinny is in charge.
00:54:44Stop busting my nuts. All I'm saying is, let's figure out why Vinny's coming.
00:54:50What the fuck is this kid? Why is this kid talking to you?
00:54:52What the fuck is this kid? Why is this kid talking to you?
00:54:54What the fuck is this kid talking to you?
00:54:55Why is this kid talking to you?
00:54:56Shut up!
00:54:57Yes, sir.
00:55:00Hey, wait!
00:55:01Maybe...
00:55:02There's a sound.
00:55:15Not happening to me!
00:55:17I see.
00:55:19I see.
00:55:20I see. Let's get rid of this rat before Vinny gets here, huh?
00:55:23Yeah.
00:55:24I can't think of anything else that'd piss him off more.
00:55:26Wait.
00:55:28Larry, that safe has a code, right?
00:55:32Yes!
00:55:34A code that Will O'Connell and Will O'Connell only knows, I guess.
00:55:38Larry, let's just shoot him!
00:55:40Shut up!
00:55:42So what? What about it?
00:55:47I can open it.
00:55:53That safe has been shut dead since the boss is gone.
00:55:59And we checked with every locksmith in the whole goddamn vicinity.
00:56:03Because I designed it.
00:56:05And all the contents inside of that safe were supposed to die with me.
00:56:08Larry, the kid is full of shit, okay?
00:56:13I know the code to that safe.
00:56:15Let me put it in there.
00:56:16And if I get the code right, we wait until Vinny gets here.
00:56:20Okay.
00:56:21And what if you don't open?
00:56:25Then you kill me.
00:56:28I'll bite.
00:56:29I'll shoot you right in the gut and watch you bleed it out.
00:56:32Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:56:36Nice drive, but how do I know that you're not some kind of, uh,
00:56:40some kind of locksmith genius or something, huh?
00:56:44Do I look like a locksmith genius to you?
00:56:47You shithead doesn't know when to keep his mouth shut,
00:56:49let alone know how to open something.
00:56:51Look, I'll give Hatch the numbers.
00:56:53Hatch will put in the code.
00:56:56I won't even touch him.
00:56:57Great.
00:57:02All right, Pops, let's go.
00:57:14All right, drive 5-2 for May 2nd.
00:57:16That was my mother Annette's birthday.
00:57:23And then 604 for 604 West Avenue.
00:57:27That's my childhood home.
00:57:32And finally, 99.
00:57:34For the year that I should have graduated high school.
00:57:37Something that was very important to me.
00:57:39Well.
00:57:49Pound.
00:57:50How the fuck?
00:57:51You'll find 100 G's cash in there, as well as a passport for Conor O. Williams.
00:58:01And a framed picture of, uh, the last time I saw my grandmother.
00:58:07It was her 93rd birthday.
00:58:08Thirst cake.
00:58:21What's the color to dress your Nana's wearing?
00:58:23I don't know.
00:58:27Ugh.
00:58:28I don't know.
00:58:29Ugh.
00:58:31I don't know.
00:58:33Oh.
00:58:34I don't know.
00:58:35Ugh.
00:58:36Because it was in the closet.
00:58:41The shirt she was wearing, however, was blue.
00:58:49He's right.
00:58:54You know, fellas, ironically, this is not the most interesting piece of a safe.
00:59:03What's most interesting is that behind the frame is the O'Connell family token.
00:59:16Oh, shit.
00:59:20That proves he's the boss.
00:59:23Sir?
00:59:24Sir, I am so sorry.
00:59:27Look, I...
00:59:29It's not...
00:59:30It's a fucked up situation, okay?
00:59:33What the fuck?
00:59:39What the fuck have you done now?
00:59:42You know who this kid is, son?
00:59:44Yeah, of course.
00:59:46Fucking son.
00:59:48Fucking son.
00:59:50No, I'm not.
00:59:52Yeah, he is.
00:59:54Unfortunately.
00:59:55But I haven't had anything to do with him since he killed Will.
00:59:59You got Will killed?
01:00:01No.
01:00:02Uh-uh.
01:00:03You're the dumbass that stepped out into traffic?
01:00:05No.
01:00:06No.
01:00:07I'm not.
01:00:08I'm telling you, I am Will.
01:00:12No wonder he knows so much about Will.
01:00:15He probably got obsessed and broke into his house and got his info.
01:00:20You devious little shit.
01:00:23You promised not to do anything until Vinny got here.
01:00:26Vinny is on his way and he was best friends with Will.
01:00:30Will...
01:00:31We...
01:00:32We can't let him see that the kid who got Will killed is here.
01:00:42I can breed another kid.
01:00:49Guys, I'm telling you, if you pull those...
01:00:54I'll take my chances.
01:01:00I'll put holes in your brainless heads.
01:01:10Boss.
01:01:11I'm so sorry.
01:01:12We was going to take care of this for you.
01:01:14Oh, you were, were you?
01:01:15This is the kid that...
01:01:17that got Will killed.
01:01:18Caught him breaking in here.
01:01:20Trying to get in the Will, go private.
01:01:22Safe.
01:01:23Oh, he was, was he?
01:01:25Boss, I'm sorry.
01:01:26This is my fault.
01:01:27I take full responsibility for it.
01:01:29I should have killed you a long time ago.
01:01:32No, I'll take care of it right now.
01:01:34No.
01:01:35Please.
01:01:37Allow me.
01:01:51You fucking idiots!
01:01:52Boss! Boss!
01:01:53This, this kid broke any...
01:01:55Shut the fuck up!
01:01:56Oh!
01:02:00It's not my club, it's his club.
01:02:02And you're lucky that he's not getting me to execute every single one of you for disrespecting him.
01:02:08What?
01:02:10I, I don't understand.
01:02:12I told you to shut the fuck up.
01:02:13Now everyone listen up.
01:02:15No one, and I mean no one, touches him.
01:02:18Boss, you're not making any sense.
01:02:20This is Caden, my fucked up son.
01:02:23No, he's not.
01:02:25This boy that's standing before you all.
01:02:28This is Will O'Connell.
01:02:31What?
01:02:32What?
01:02:34They don't believe it.
01:02:37But there is another way around us.
01:02:39Will O'Connell's son.
01:02:41What the fuck?
01:02:43Sully's not my real father.
01:02:46And he was about to shoot me point blank just a moment ago if you remember that.
01:02:49If Sully's not your father, then, then...
01:02:51My mom had an affair.
01:02:52That's a lie!
01:02:53It's not a lie.
01:02:55She was gonna leave this piece of shit.
01:02:58Until she got sick.
01:02:59Will felt really bad and didn't want to make her look bad, so...
01:03:04He only told me...
01:03:06And his best friend.
01:03:08No wonder Will sacrificed his life...
01:03:11To save you.
01:03:12Yes.
01:03:14Can't believe I didn't see it before.
01:03:16You look nothing alike.
01:03:18But you sound exactly the same.
01:03:20You're not believing this absolute shit, are ya?
01:03:24Let me tell you something.
01:03:25His mother never slept with no other man but me!
01:03:28Like we're gonna believe a son killer over Vinny.
01:03:34Mr. O'Connell, I apologize for the mishap earlier.
01:03:39I am at your service.
01:03:50Thank you, gentlemen.
01:03:52Alright, first order of business.
01:03:54Get Sully out of my fucking psych, please.
01:03:56What?
01:03:57You heard him!
01:03:58You heard him!
01:03:59I swear!
01:04:00I swear!
01:04:04Patch.
01:04:05Wait.
01:04:08Why don't you go take a couple days and heal on up and come on back?
01:04:11There you go.
01:04:13To pick up that mop.
01:04:16Mop?
01:04:17How was I supposed to get promoted?
01:04:18The O'Connell family is not gonna tolerate someone who would shoot a teenager who's innocent quickly.
01:04:23You come back, and you take that mop, or you don't come back at all.
01:04:26Yes, sir.
01:04:27You declared yourself.
01:04:28You got your power back.
01:04:29What now?
01:04:30I take over my next organization.
01:04:31Oh yeah?
01:04:32What's that?
01:04:33What's that?
01:04:34High school.
01:04:36Hey, census.
01:04:38Where you going?
01:04:39Hey!
01:04:40You've declared yourself, you've got your power back, what now?
01:04:45I take over my next organization.
01:04:47Oh yeah? What's that?
01:04:52High school.
01:05:02Hey babe.
01:05:03Where you going?
01:05:05Not with you.
01:05:07And don't call me babe.
01:05:10Amanda, are you embarrassed to be seen with me after what happened?
01:05:17You looked like a loser the other night.
01:05:20And worse than that, you made me look like a loser.
01:05:24Are you fucking kidding me right now?
01:05:26Dane, you got owned by a nobody.
01:05:34Or maybe I was wrong about that.
01:05:36Maybe you're the nobody.
01:05:40Maybe I should be dating Caden instead.
01:05:44Well good luck with that.
01:05:46You dumb slut.
01:05:48You are never gonna see Caden ever again.
01:05:54Oh my god.
01:05:57Oh my god.
01:06:01Yeah.
01:06:02I took care of that little wannabe bitch.
01:06:08I haven't seen this calculus.
01:06:10Oh my god.
01:06:11Oh my god.
01:06:12What did you do?
01:06:13What did you do?
01:06:14You see you.
01:06:15You dumb skits.
01:06:19You really picked the wrong guy.
01:06:21You see this.
01:06:22This is my school.
01:06:24It is about fucking time that I showed it.
01:06:29Dude.
01:06:30You got fucking problems.
01:06:31Hey.
01:06:32Hey.
01:06:33Hey.
01:06:34What about you big man?
01:06:35No.
01:06:36No.
01:06:38See that?
01:06:39That is what I fucking thought.
01:06:41I am the fucking king here.
01:06:43You're nuts.
01:06:44You wanna be next?
01:06:45Huh?
01:06:46Why don't you get down?
01:06:47And kiss my fucking feet.
01:06:49Why don't you get down?
01:06:51And kiss my fucking feet.
01:06:52What?
01:06:53Yeah.
01:06:54Yeah.
01:06:55Get down.
01:06:56On the fucking floor.
01:06:57On your hands and knees.
01:06:58And kiss my fucking feet.
01:07:00Huh?
01:07:03What's the matter?
01:07:04You're super funny.
01:07:05When I had to kiss his last night.
01:07:06Right?
01:07:09You think she's gonna kiss my feet by herself?
01:07:11Get down.
01:07:12Now.
01:07:22I let you all swoon when that fucking freak humiliated me.
01:07:32Are all going to submit to me.
01:07:42You are gonna make it up to me for what you just did.
01:07:46The hard way.
01:07:47And of all strills you get to.
01:07:49From your hands and knees.
01:07:50We kiss the fucking feet of your king.
01:07:53Hey.
01:07:54Baby.
01:07:55Baby.
01:07:56Please.
01:07:57You're scaring us.
01:07:58You look like I give a fuck.
01:07:59And see this.
01:08:00This is just the beginning.
01:08:01Because after this.
01:08:02All three of you.
01:08:03Are going back to your locker room with you.
01:08:04And you are going to really.
01:08:05Submit to me.
01:08:14Do something.
01:08:17Sharon you're bigger than him.
01:08:18Are you going to let this happen?
01:08:20I will allow you.
01:08:21You're bigger than me.
01:08:23I will.
01:08:24I will.
01:08:25I will.
01:08:26I will.
01:08:27I will.
01:08:28I will.
01:08:29I will.
01:08:30I will.
01:08:31I will.
01:08:32I will.
01:08:33I will.
01:08:34I will.
01:08:35I will.
01:08:36I will.
01:08:37I will.
01:08:38I will.
01:08:39I will.
01:08:40I will.
01:08:41I will.
01:08:42I will.
01:08:43I will.
01:08:44I will.
01:08:45I will.
01:08:46I will.
01:08:47I will.
01:08:48I will.
01:08:49I will.
01:08:50I will.
01:08:51I will.
01:08:52I will.
01:08:53I will.
01:08:54I will.
01:08:55I will.
01:08:56I will.
01:08:57I will.
01:08:58I will.
01:08:59I will.
01:09:00I will.
01:09:01I will.
01:09:02I will.
01:09:03I will.
01:09:04I will.
01:09:05I will.
01:09:06I will.
01:09:07I will.
01:09:08I will.
01:09:09Well.
01:09:10I am waiting ladies.
01:09:11What the hell is going on here.
01:09:16Hey.
01:09:17I want you to calm down Clancy.
01:09:18I'm just teaching a lesson in respect.
01:09:20Mr. Frannigan.
01:09:21You've gone too far.
01:09:23far. I don't care who your father is. You don't act like this in my school.
01:09:32Your school? Your school? No, no. Motherfucker! This school is now mine!
01:09:53Now you, you are all going to watch and see what happens. Would you fuck with me?
01:10:06Someone call 9-1-1 now! The next person to take out their phone gets a bullet in their head!
01:10:18Fucking move! Now, now!
01:10:25You can see, I want to take my time with this.
01:10:29Nobody sees my eyes! Don't you just let him do this!
01:10:35Dude, this is crazy!
01:10:38Oh, yeah? Is it crazy? Why don't you come and do something about it?
01:10:43If we rush him all at once, we can take him down.
01:10:45Oh, no! Oh, no! I should've thought of that! Oh, wait!
01:10:50I did!
01:11:01Lockwood High School! Meet the O'Connell Gang.
01:11:06Hey! Please! Don't do this!
01:11:18As you, you disrespected me in my family name. And when you disrespect me, you disrespect them, and you are all...
01:11:29I could've paid for it.
01:11:31Starting with you three!
01:11:35Please! Please! Don't kill me!
01:11:37No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not gonna kill you. I'm not gonna kill you. It's gonna be so, so...
01:11:43Worse. Cause you see these? These pretty girls. They thought they were too good for me.
01:11:51Well...
01:11:53You're about to become a whole lot less...
01:11:56This is enough. Data season's hit.
01:12:02Just stop. It's a dump.
01:12:08Now, if anyone takes another step forward, gun them down.
01:12:13Now, where were we?
01:12:15Help! Help! Help! Help! Help!
01:12:17Help! Help!
01:12:18Who is gonna help you? Huh? Your boyfriend, Caden?
01:12:22No, wait! Caden has got two bullets into his head!
01:12:36Caden! Caden! Oh, sweet Caden, huh?
01:12:40Where are you?
01:12:48I'm right here.
01:12:55Dane Flanagan.
01:12:58Caden! You're okay!
01:13:02You look like you've seen ghosts.
01:13:04Caden, you're still alive?
01:13:06Seems to be so, huh?
01:13:08Well, I'm not a problem.
01:13:09Men! Kill him!
01:13:12Oh. So you lovely ladies look for this guy, huh?
01:13:14They are members of the O'Connell crime family, which means that they work for my father.
01:13:19Which means that they work for me!
01:13:21I thought the O'Connells worked for just the O'Connells.
01:13:25You fool.
01:13:27Will O'Connell's dead!
01:13:29He got hit by a truck! There are!
01:13:32No, O'Connell's left.
01:13:36Actually, there is one.
01:13:38No.
01:13:43Me.
01:13:47You really think so?
01:13:54Who's this?
01:13:55Who's this?
01:14:13Alright.
01:14:15Now everybody put your fucking guns down, okay?
01:14:17He ain't your boss!
01:14:18Yes, he is.
01:14:20Biddy.
01:14:22Your genie.
01:14:24Head of the Oregon's itch?
01:14:25I'm second in command now.
01:14:30What the fuck are you doing?
01:14:31I didn't say you could lower your guns!
01:14:33I'm gonna just follow an order, sweetheart.
01:14:35We'll be done shortly.
01:14:40And who the hell are you supposed to be?
01:14:43Do you know who my father is?
01:14:45Hatch Flanagan!
01:14:46You piece of shit peasant!
01:14:50May I...
01:14:52Please?
01:14:55I'm low of your dead to any idea what my father's gonna do to you when I tell him that you're a slack-rate!
01:15:03Why don't we ask him?
01:15:04I invited him here.
01:15:09I got your message, boss.
01:15:10What the hell's going on here?
01:15:16Dad...
01:15:18Dad, I need you to kill this piece of shit!
01:15:27Yeah!
01:15:29This is Will McConnell's kid.
01:15:31No, no! He is the son of a janitor!
01:15:33You shut the f-
01:15:34You don't know what the f-
01:15:35You're talking about!
01:15:38Shut it!
01:15:40Mr. O'Connell!
01:15:41Mr. Burgini!
01:15:43I apologize on behalf of my moron!
01:15:45Disrespect the son of a bitch kid!
01:15:46You don't know him better!
01:15:47You gotta take the wrath out on somebody!
01:15:49Take it out on him!
01:15:50Not me, okay?
01:15:52Hatch...
01:15:54Get the fuck outta here!
01:15:56Done!
01:15:58Dad!
01:16:02Dad!
01:16:03Dad!
01:16:04Dad!
01:16:05Dad!
01:16:06Dad!
01:16:08Oh, you listen up, you listen up good.
01:16:09The O'Connell Family does not tolerate threatening children.
01:16:13But boss, we were just following orders!
01:16:15Then you got some new orders now, don't ya?
01:16:17If I see any of you fucking rats here ever again, I'll fucking kill you.
01:16:22Do you understand?
01:16:28I have...
01:16:31...smoking.
01:16:33I'm with you, O'Connor family.
01:16:35What, are you just leaving me?
01:16:47Everybody's leaving me.
01:16:48Can you catch on to that?
01:16:52Friends.
01:16:54Girlfriend.
01:16:56Your own daddy.
01:17:00What is it that you said to me?
01:17:02Right here.
01:17:04In front of this fucking locker.
01:17:09You.
01:17:10Are.
01:17:14Nothing.
01:17:27That's not quite you.
01:17:29Hmm.
01:17:30I've still got a gun.
01:17:41I give up.
01:17:43What did you say?
01:17:44I give up.
01:17:45Out loud.
01:17:47Look, I give up.
01:17:48I give up.
01:17:49I give up.
01:17:50You kill me now.
01:17:51Me?
01:17:52No.
01:17:53I would never kill you.
01:17:54Come on.
01:17:55Why would I deny all those federal inmates some young, fresh meat dang?
01:17:56What?
01:17:57You know, here's what's gonna happen.
01:17:58Can you kill me now?
01:18:11Me?
01:18:11No, I would never kill you.
01:18:13Come on.
01:18:16Why would I deny all those federal inmates some young, fresh meat, dang?
01:18:21What?
01:18:22No, here's what's going to happen.
01:18:24As soon as he wakes up...
01:18:27You're going to take the fall for everything that happened this last week.
01:18:31No, no, no, no, you can't...
01:18:34Yes, I can.
01:18:35I own half the district attorneys in town.
01:18:40You're going to prison, damey boy.
01:18:44I'll see you in 40 years to life, pal.
01:18:49Please, Caden, that's where he's playing.
01:18:51Please, Caden, let me tell him, let me...
01:18:54No!
01:18:55No, Mabu!
01:18:57Caden, I'm sorry, but please!
01:19:01All right, for the rest of us, you were never here.
01:19:04Capisce?
01:19:06Go.
01:19:10Hey.
01:19:11Okay, here.
01:19:13Let me see.
01:19:13Let me see.
01:19:14You're okay.
01:19:15You're okay.
01:19:16You're okay.
01:19:17You're okay.
01:19:19It's okay.
01:19:19I'm sorry.
01:19:20I'm sorry.
01:19:21I'm just cruelty.
01:19:22I'm sorry.
01:19:23I'm sorry.
01:19:24I'm sorry.
01:19:25I'm sorry.
01:19:25I'm sorry.
01:19:26I'm sorry.
01:19:30After that day, school actually became fun.
01:19:33I became a straight-A student.
01:19:38I was very popular with the ladies.
01:19:41Not that I ever acted on it.
01:19:43But the best part was, after saving the school, I gained a reputation for fixing things.
01:19:50I understand that you're having trouble with certain elements of the hockey team.
01:19:57I'm sorry.
01:19:57I missed you.
01:19:58Hang on.
01:20:02You're right.
01:20:03You're right.
01:20:05All right.
01:20:06All right.
01:20:08All right.
01:20:15I'm sorry.
01:20:22All right.
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