- 7/3/2025
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00:00:00Lisa Rowland, do you take John Dawson to be your lawful husband?
00:00:27Liar!
00:00:28You said that I was the love of your life!
00:00:30That you would marry me!
00:00:32How could you break your vow?
00:00:34Who are you?
00:00:35I- this crazy l- I don't know this crazy lady!
00:00:38No?
00:00:40What about these?
00:00:48You cheated on me?
00:00:52We're done.
00:00:54Lisa- wait- no!
00:00:56Li- Lisa- I don't- that's not-
00:00:58SOMEBODY STOP THAT!
00:01:00They pay, I slay.
00:01:10As you can see, I'm a gig worker.
00:01:14The gig, revenge for hire.
00:01:16Just saved an innocent girl from one of the scumbags at the top of my hate list.
00:01:22Yeah!
00:01:28Scratch that.
00:01:29The one I hate most?
00:01:31Benjamin...
00:01:32Frickin' Sparrow!
00:01:34Quarterback for the Washington Badgers.
00:01:38He's a dirty cheat who snatched the win from my favorite player.
00:01:42布!
00:01:44Sheldon!
00:01:45Sten song!
00:01:46Doo- parachute, get him Honestly!
00:01:54llersed in Millionarrive.
00:01:57Fast!
00:02:02Woohoo!
00:02:05So goodness!
00:02:06It's coming!
00:02:07I love you, Junior!
00:02:10I love you!
00:02:12I love you!
00:02:18Kind of a play, Benjamin.
00:02:20Those girls in the stands, they're gonna eat you alive.
00:02:22You got the girls, coach.
00:02:24All I need right now is a shower.
00:02:34God, I think I trained for this shit.
00:02:40Uh...
00:02:52This is...
00:02:54Benjamin Sparrow's jersey.
00:03:04Well...
00:03:06Tough luck, buddy.
00:03:08Hard times.
00:03:10Hard times.
00:03:12Hard times.
00:03:14Hard times.
00:03:16Hard times.
00:03:18Hard times.
00:03:20Hard times.
00:03:22Hard times.
00:03:24Hard times.
00:03:26Hard times.
00:03:28Sorry.
00:03:30Wait a second, this is my room!
00:03:32What are you doing in my room?
00:03:34Hey!
00:03:36That's my jersey!
00:03:38Fuck!
00:03:46What is this?
00:03:48Steve!
00:03:50Come back here!
00:03:52Come back here!
00:04:00Jesus Christ!
00:04:02Delete it, man. I'll pay you, alright?
00:04:04Rivals offer me more.
00:04:06You gotta fucking kill me.
00:04:16I don't care who you are, or where you're hiding.
00:04:20I'm gonna find you, and you'll pay for this.
00:04:24I'm gonna find you.
00:04:26I'll find you.
00:04:28I'll find you.
00:04:30I'll find you.
00:04:32I'll find you.
00:04:34I'll find you.
00:04:44Benjamin Sparrow.
00:04:46This is Justin.
00:04:54I'm gonna drag you through hell.
00:04:56I know, Mr. Bayer!
00:04:58I'll catch up on rent by the end of the month.
00:05:00I just need more time.
00:05:06How the hell am I supposed to pay rent
00:05:08and cover my family's medical bills by the end of the month?
00:05:14God?
00:05:16If you're listening, maybe drop ten million dollars my way?
00:05:24Uh, hey?
00:05:28Hi.
00:05:38What are you doing?
00:05:48This is my house.
00:05:50Get out!
00:05:52Are you feeling a little nervous?
00:05:54Nadia neither.
00:05:55Well, let me tell you something.
00:05:56Your hospitality, just as awful as your taste.
00:06:00Which seems to be absolute shit.
00:06:02Get out, or I'm calling the cops for trespassing.
00:06:06Oh, you're gonna call the cops.
00:06:08Go ahead.
00:06:09That's perfect timing.
00:06:10I'll be suing you for theft and defamation.
00:06:12You will be sued for theft and defamation.
00:06:14And don't forget about the reputational damage.
00:06:16And the emotional damage.
00:06:18You're getting sued for ten million dollars.
00:06:20Ten million?
00:06:21Yeah.
00:06:22That's ridiculous!
00:06:24Hey, buddy.
00:06:26It's twenty-twenty-five.
00:06:28If you wanna wear a dress, you don't have to lie about it.
00:06:32If you wanna be mad at someone, be mad at the reporters.
00:06:36It's not my fault.
00:06:37Sue them for your reputational damage.
00:06:40Not me.
00:06:41Not your fault?
00:06:44I dare you.
00:06:45I dare you!
00:06:46Say it again.
00:06:50It's not your fault.
00:06:52Hey, you paused this mess.
00:06:53Now you're acting like a victim?
00:06:54You're gonna pay for this.
00:06:55Do you understand?
00:06:56No!
00:06:57Hell no!
00:06:58Stop!
00:06:59Get over here!
00:07:00What are you doing?
00:07:01No!
00:07:02Ah!
00:07:03Ah!
00:07:04Ah!
00:07:05Ah!
00:07:06Ah!
00:07:07Ah!
00:07:08Ah!
00:07:09Ah!
00:07:10Ah!
00:07:11Ah!
00:07:12Ah!
00:07:13Ah!
00:07:14Ah!
00:07:15Ah!
00:07:16Ah!
00:07:17Ah!
00:07:18Ah!
00:07:20Ah!
00:07:21Ah!
00:07:22Ah!
00:07:23Ah!
00:07:24Ah!
00:07:25Ah!
00:07:26Ah!
00:07:27Ah!
00:07:28Ah!
00:07:29Ah!
00:07:30Ah!
00:07:31Ah!
00:07:32Hey, my boy.
00:07:33Is everything okay?
00:07:34Yes, mother.
00:07:35Saw the news.
00:07:36Is that why you keep rejecting all the matches I set up for you?
00:07:39Because you're...
00:07:40Slow down.
00:07:41Slow down.
00:07:42What are you...
00:07:43Look, what are you talking about?
00:07:44I...
00:07:45It's all gonna be fixed very soon.
00:07:46Very soon.
00:07:47Look, I gotta go.
00:07:48Alright?
00:07:49Bye.
00:07:51Marry me...
00:07:52Or pay me ten million dollars.
00:07:53Those are your two choices.
00:07:54Those are your two choices.
00:07:55Those are your two choices.
00:07:56Marry you?
00:07:57In your dreams?
00:07:58Maybe...
00:07:59If you had the face of Paris...
00:08:00I'd consider it.
00:08:01That guy plays Danny on the field.
00:08:02What's so great about him?
00:08:03Well, that's too bad for you.
00:08:04Because you have two choices.
00:08:05Marry me.
00:08:06Marry me.
00:08:07Or pay up.
00:08:08That's not fair.
00:08:09All I did was steal your dreams.
00:08:10Marry me.
00:08:11You have two choices.
00:08:12Marry me.
00:08:13Or pay up.
00:08:14That's not fair.
00:08:15All I did was steal your jersey.
00:08:16Yeah.
00:08:17And I got caught on camera.
00:08:18And now my reputation is screwed.
00:08:19I'm the laughing stock.
00:08:20Okay.
00:08:21People think that I, uh, am confused about my sexuality.
00:08:22My family is worried sick.
00:08:23And this is the mess that you caused.
00:08:24Okay.
00:08:25Well, I...
00:08:26Look.
00:08:27Here's the deal.
00:08:28Marry me.
00:08:29Marry me for...
00:08:30Well, that's too bad for you.
00:08:31Well, that's too bad for you.
00:08:32Because you have two choices.
00:08:33Marry me.
00:08:34Or pay up.
00:08:35That's not fair.
00:08:36All I did was steal your jersey.
00:08:37Yeah.
00:08:38And I got caught on camera.
00:08:39And now my reputation is screwed.
00:08:40I'm the laughing stock.
00:08:41Okay.
00:08:42People think that I, uh, am confused about my sexuality.
00:08:44My family is worried sick.
00:08:45And this is the mess that you caused.
00:08:46Okay.
00:08:47Well...
00:08:48Look.
00:08:49Here's the deal.
00:08:50Marry me for one year.
00:08:51And I'll pay you five million dollars.
00:08:54I mean, you're a gig worker, right?
00:08:56You take whatever job comes your way as long as the money's good.
00:08:59Right?
00:09:00Five million?
00:09:02Is God really listening?
00:09:04That would cover my rent for Grandma's medical bills.
00:09:07Fine.
00:09:10Deal.
00:09:11Perfect.
00:09:12Ow!
00:09:13Ow!
00:09:19This one.
00:09:20Hmm.
00:09:21Excellent choice, sir.
00:09:22That is a rare Asher cut with flawless clarity.
00:09:26Oh.
00:09:27Valued at three million.
00:09:28There's only two in the world.
00:09:29The other one is with a royal wife and a very discreet model.
00:09:32That's way too expensive.
00:09:33Do you have, like, a cheaper one?
00:09:34Something less expensive?
00:09:35A couple pints?
00:09:36A hundred dollars?
00:09:37You're funny.
00:09:38People will think I broke.
00:09:39Can we try this one?
00:09:40Oh, yes.
00:09:41And I'll get something very nice for you to try on, Mr. Sparrow.
00:10:02and I'll get something very nice for you to try on, Mr. Sparrow.
00:10:06We'll see you in a bit, all right?
00:10:10Thanks.
00:10:16I'm actually marrying my idol's archenemy.
00:10:20This can't be real, right?
00:10:23Am I dreaming?
00:10:32This can't be real, right?
00:11:02You look very beautiful.
00:11:18Can you help tie it?
00:11:20Yeah.
00:11:21Yeah.
00:11:27That is so sweet.
00:11:29You look absolutely perfect together.
00:11:31They're such a stunning couple.
00:11:32No, no, we're not.
00:11:34Oh, my hair.
00:11:38What is this?
00:11:39Just let me fix it.
00:11:42Hold on.
00:11:57Thanks.
00:11:59Let's go home.
00:12:06First, party B shall not covet party A's body or engage in any physical contact.
00:12:11Second, during cohabitation, party B must protect party A's reputation and remain loyal and faithful.
00:12:17Third, what the hell is this?
00:12:18It's a marriage contract.
00:12:21It's a marriage contract.
00:12:22Sign it.
00:12:23I already did.
00:12:35Fine.
00:12:36Can I go now?
00:12:37Hold on.
00:12:38Where do you think you're going?
00:12:38We're living together from now on.
00:12:41You're coming home with me.
00:12:47I have to get my things.
00:12:50Okay.
00:12:52Well, then I'm coming with you.
00:12:53I don't want anything related to Paris Smith in my house.
00:12:56Not a single thing.
00:12:57Oh, whatever.
00:13:06Shoes off.
00:13:08Come in if you want.
00:13:09Just don't touch anything.
00:13:10Shit!
00:13:19Shit!
00:13:19Sorry, that thing came out of nowhere.
00:13:38I thought it was Chucky.
00:13:43Dad, where are you?
00:13:45Ow, God, Jesus, stop it.
00:13:47I said I'm sorry.
00:13:49My poor petty.
00:14:00You named that thing?
00:14:02You'd fucking break.
00:14:03Out!
00:14:05Yeah, don't worry.
00:14:06I'm leaving.
00:14:07All this Paris toxicity levels are driving me crazy.
00:14:09I can't even breathe.
00:14:11Sorry for your loss.
00:14:12I'm sorry.
00:14:30I'll clean this all up, right?
00:14:32Don't freak out.
00:14:52Do not freak out.
00:14:53I'll pay for all of this, all right?
00:14:54You're dead!
00:14:59This is not over!
00:15:14She's kind of cute.
00:15:41I'm so sorry.
00:15:43Until next time.
00:15:48Oh, come on.
00:15:50Come on.
00:16:01Hey!
00:16:03Bitch!
00:16:08Bitch!
00:16:10Who the hell are you?
00:16:13You fucking bitch.
00:16:18You ruined my wedding.
00:16:19Lisa left me because of you.
00:16:21You cheated.
00:16:22You deserve this, bastard.
00:16:24Get away from me.
00:16:24I'm calling the cops.
00:16:25Stop pretending to be some saint.
00:16:30Um.
00:16:30Yeah, I'll just do two strawberries, please.
00:16:35You're just a gig worker.
00:16:36You'll do anything for money, so drop the act, huh?
00:16:39Hey, tell you what.
00:16:40How much for a night with me, huh?
00:16:42In your dreams, asshole.
00:16:46You know, I've always wondered.
00:16:47What color are your nipples, huh?
00:16:51Let go of me!
00:16:53Let go!
00:16:54Don't touch me!
00:16:55My husband's Benjamin Sparrow, and if you hurt me, he will end you!
00:17:00Benjamin Sparrow, the football star?
00:17:04Please, why would he ever marry you?
00:17:06Right.
00:17:07I've posted so much crap about him, and I still think he'll come save me.
00:17:16Let go of me, bastard!
00:17:18Not here.
00:17:20Stop!
00:17:22No!
00:17:22No!
00:17:26Oh!
00:17:27What?
00:17:29What the fuck?
00:17:30Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:17:31He is actually coming.
00:17:46Lisa Rowland, do you take John Dawson to be your lawful husband?
00:17:50Liar!
00:18:10You said that I was the love of your life, that you would marry me!
00:18:14How could you break your vow?
00:18:16Who are you?
00:18:17I...
00:18:17This crazy...
00:18:18I don't know this crazy lady.
00:18:20No!
00:18:22What about these?
00:18:30You cheated on me?
00:18:34We're done.
00:18:36Lisa...
00:18:37Wait.
00:18:38No!
00:18:38Lisa, I don't...
00:18:39That's not...
00:18:40Somebody stop them!
00:18:41No!
00:18:42No!
00:18:42No!
00:18:43No!
00:18:44No!
00:18:44No!
00:18:45No!
00:18:46No!
00:18:46No!
00:18:47No!
00:18:48No!
00:18:48No!
00:18:49No!
00:18:49No!
00:18:50No!
00:18:51No!
00:18:51No!
00:18:52No!
00:18:52No!
00:18:52I slay. As you can see, I'm a gig worker. The gig, revenge for hire. Just saved an innocent
00:19:00girl from one of the scumbags at the top of my hate list.
00:19:10Scratch that. The one I hate most? Benjamin freaking Sparrow. Quarterback for the Washington
00:19:18Badgers. He's a dirty sheep who snatched the wind from my favorite player.
00:19:48I love it!
00:19:55I love it!
00:19:57Turn of a play, Benjamin. Those girls in the stands, they're gonna eat you alive.
00:20:03Forget the girls, coach. All I need right now is a shower.
00:20:07God, I think I trained for this shit.
00:20:14Uh...
00:20:16This is...
00:20:21This is...
00:20:25This is...
00:20:27This is...
00:20:29This is...
00:20:32This is...
00:20:36This is...
00:20:37Benjamin Sparrow's jersey.
00:20:42Oh!
00:20:44Hm.
00:20:46Well...
00:20:48Tough luck, buddy.
00:20:50Hard times.
00:21:02AHHH!
00:21:04AHHH!
00:21:05HHHHH!
00:21:06AHHHHH!
00:21:07HHHHH!
00:21:08HEHHHH!
00:21:09Sorry!
00:21:10Wait a second This is my room!
00:21:12What are you doing in my room!
00:21:15What if it has to be...
00:21:16I see it.
00:21:17HE AH!
00:21:18HE AHH!
00:21:20HE AHHH!
00:21:21HE AHH!
00:21:22HE AHHH!
00:21:23HE AHHH!
00:21:24HE AHH!
00:21:25HE AHH!
00:21:26HHE AHH!
00:21:27HE AHHH!
00:21:28HE AHHH!
00:21:29HE AHH!
00:21:30HE AHH!
00:21:31Steve!
00:21:33Come back here!
00:21:35Jesus Christ.
00:21:39Delete it, man. I'll pay you, alright?
00:21:41Your rivals offer me more.
00:21:43You guys fucking kill me.
00:21:45I don't care who you are,
00:21:47or right?
00:21:49You guys fucking kill me.
00:21:51I don't care who you are,
00:21:53or right?
00:21:55You guys fucking kill me.
00:21:57I don't care who you are,
00:21:59or where you're hiding,
00:22:01I'm gonna find you,
00:22:03and you'll pay for this.
00:22:09Yeah, I'll learn what the hell I want, alright, buddy?
00:22:25Benjamin Sparrow.
00:22:29This is just the division.
00:22:35I'm gonna drag you through hell.
00:22:37I know, Mr. Bayer!
00:22:39I'll catch up on rent by the end of the month.
00:22:41I just...
00:22:43need more time.
00:22:45How the hell am I supposed to pay rent,
00:22:47and cover my family's medical bills by the end of the month?
00:22:51God?
00:22:53If you're listening, maybe drop ten million dollars my way?
00:22:57If you're listening, maybe drop ten million dollars my way?
00:22:59If you're listening, maybe drop ten million dollars my way?
00:23:05Uh...
00:23:07Hey?
00:23:11Hi.
00:23:13What are you doing?
00:23:19What are you doing?
00:23:21What are you doing?
00:23:31This is my house!
00:23:33Get out!
00:23:35A little nervous?
00:23:37Nadia Knightley?
00:23:38Well, let me tell you something.
00:23:39Your hospitality...
00:23:41just as awful as your taste.
00:23:43Which seems to be absolute shit.
00:23:45Get out, or I'm calling the cops for trespassing.
00:23:47Oh, you're gonna call the cops.
00:23:49Go ahead.
00:23:50That's perfect timing.
00:23:51I'll be suing you for theft and defamation.
00:23:53You will be sued for theft and defamation.
00:23:55And don't forget about the reputational damage.
00:23:57And the emotional damage.
00:23:59You're getting sued for ten million dollars.
00:24:01Ten million?
00:24:03Yeah.
00:24:04That's ridiculous!
00:24:07Hey, buddy.
00:24:08It's 2025.
00:24:09If you wanna wear a dress,
00:24:11you don't have to lie about it.
00:24:15If you wanna be mad at someone,
00:24:17be mad at the reporters.
00:24:18It's not my fault.
00:24:19Sue them for your reputational damage.
00:24:22Not me.
00:24:23Not your fault?
00:24:26I dare you.
00:24:27I dare you!
00:24:29Say it again!
00:24:32It's not...
00:24:33my...
00:24:34fault.
00:24:41If you caused this mess,
00:24:42now you're acting like a victim,
00:24:43you're gonna pay for this.
00:24:44Do you understand?
00:24:45No!
00:24:46Hell no!
00:24:47Get over here!
00:24:48Stop!
00:24:49Get over here!
00:24:50What are you doing?
00:24:51No!
00:24:52Ah!
00:24:53Ah!
00:24:54Ah!
00:24:55Ah!
00:24:56Ah!
00:24:57Ah!
00:24:58Ah!
00:24:59Ah!
00:25:00Ah!
00:25:01Ah!
00:25:02Ah!
00:25:03Ah!
00:25:04Ah!
00:25:05Ah!
00:25:06Ah!
00:25:07Ah!
00:25:08Ah!
00:25:09Ah!
00:25:10Ah!
00:25:11Ah!
00:25:12Ah!
00:25:13Ah!
00:25:16Ah!
00:25:17Ah!
00:25:18Ah!
00:25:19Ah!
00:25:20Ah!
00:25:21Ah!
00:25:30Okay, bye.
00:25:38Marry me or pay me 10 million dollars.
00:25:40Those are your two choices.
00:25:46Those are your two choices.
00:25:48Marry you?
00:25:50In your dreams?
00:25:52Maybe, if you had the face of Paris, I'd consider it.
00:25:58That guy plays dirty on the field. What's so great about him?
00:26:02Well, that's too bad for you. Because you have two choices. Marry me or pay up.
00:26:12That's not fair. All I did was steal your jersey.
00:26:15Yeah, and I got caught on camera. And now my reputation is screwed. I'm the laughing stock.
00:26:20Okay.
00:26:21People think that I am confused about my sexuality, my family is worried sick.
00:26:25And this is the mess that you caused.
00:26:27Okay, well...
00:26:29Look, here's the deal. Marry me for one year and I'll pay you 5 million dollars.
00:26:35I mean, you're a gig worker, right?
00:26:37You take whatever job comes your way as long as the money's good?
00:26:40Right?
00:26:41Five million? Is God really listening?
00:26:45That would cover my rent for Grandma's medical bills.
00:26:47Fine.
00:26:48Deal.
00:26:49Perfect.
00:26:50Ow!
00:26:51Ow!
00:26:52This one?
00:26:53Excellent choice, sir. That is a rare Asher cut with flawless clarity.
00:26:57Go.
00:26:58Valued at 3 million. There's only two in the world. The other one is with a royal wife and a very discreet model.
00:27:12Uh, that's way too expensive. Do you have like a cheaper one? Something less expensive? A couple hundred dollars?
00:27:31You're funny.
00:27:33People will think I'm broke.
00:27:35Can we try this one?
00:27:43Oh, yes. And I'll get something very nice for you to try on, Mr. Sparrow.
00:27:48I'll see you in a bit, alright?
00:27:52Thanks.
00:27:53Thanks.
00:27:58I'm actually marrying my idol's arch enemy.
00:28:02This can't be real, right?
00:28:05Am I dreaming?
00:28:09No.
00:28:10I'm not dreaming.
00:28:11No.
00:28:12No.
00:28:13No.
00:28:25You're like a light storm
00:28:29To be yours
00:28:33Finding freedom in the downpour
00:28:38You're like a light storm
00:28:41You look very beautiful
00:29:00Can you help tie it?
00:29:02Yeah
00:29:03That is so sweet
00:29:11You look absolutely perfect together
00:29:13Such a stunning couple
00:29:15No, no, we're not
00:29:17My hair
00:29:19What is this?
00:29:21Just let me fix it
00:29:23Hold on
00:29:33Thanks
00:29:43Let's go home
00:29:47First, party B shall not covet party A's body or engage in any physical contact
00:29:53Second, during cohabitation, party B must protect party A's reputation and remain loyal and faithful
00:29:59Third, what the hell is this?
00:30:01It's a marriage contract
00:30:03Sign it
00:30:05I already did
00:30:17Fine, can I go now?
00:30:19Hold on, where do you think you're going?
00:30:21We're living together from now on
00:30:23You're coming home with me
00:30:25I have to get my things
00:30:31Okay
00:30:33Well then I'm coming with you
00:30:35What?
00:30:36I don't want anything related to Paris Smith in my house
00:30:38Not a single thing
00:30:39Ugh
00:30:40Whatever
00:30:49Shoes off
00:30:50Come in if you want
00:30:51Just don't touch anything
00:31:01Shit!
00:31:02Sorry, that thing came out of nowhere, I thought it was Chucky
00:31:12How dare you?
00:31:14Hey! Ow! God! Jesus! Stop it! I said I'm sorry!
00:31:18Murderer!
00:31:19Murderer!
00:31:20My poor pity!
00:31:22Ugh! You named that thing? Good fucking break
00:31:24Out!
00:31:25Yeah, don't worry, I'm leaving
00:31:26All this Paris toxicity levels are driving me crazy, I can't even breathe
00:31:28Sorry for your loss
00:31:31Sorry for your loss
00:31:36Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
00:31:39Ohp!
00:31:40Gah!
00:31:41No, no, no!
00:31:42Ohp!
00:31:43My poor pity!
00:31:44Ugh!
00:31:45You named that thing?
00:31:46Good fucking break
00:31:47OUGH
00:31:48Yeah, don't worry, I'm leaving
00:31:49All this Paris toxicity levels are driving me crazy, I can't even breathe
00:31:53Sorry for your loss
00:31:54Sorry for your loss.
00:32:12I'm sorry. I'll clean this all up, right?
00:32:24Don't freak out.
00:32:34Do not freak out. I'll pay for all of this, alright?
00:32:41Dad!
00:32:42Hey, hey!
00:32:54This is not over!
00:33:05It's okay. It's okay, baby.
00:33:17She's kind of cute.
00:33:24I'm so sorry.
00:33:26Until next time.
00:33:30Oh, come on.
00:33:33Come on.
00:33:44Hey!
00:33:45Bitch!
00:33:51Bitch!
00:33:52Who the hell are you?!
00:33:58Wait, no!
00:33:59You fucking bitch!
00:34:00You ruined my wedding!
00:34:01Lisa left me because of you.
00:34:03You cheated! You deserve this, bastard!
00:34:06Get away from me! I'm calling you off!
00:34:07Stop pretending to be some saint!
00:34:12Um...
00:34:14Yeah, I'll just do two strawberries, please.
00:34:17You're just a gig worker.
00:34:18You'll do anything for money, so drop the act, huh?
00:34:21Hey, tell you what.
00:34:22How much for a night with me, huh?
00:34:24In your dreams, asshole!
00:34:28You know, I've always wondered.
00:34:30What color are your nipples, huh?
00:34:33Let go of me!
00:34:35Let go! Don't touch me!
00:34:38My husband's Benjamin Sparrow!
00:34:39And if you hurt me, he will end you!
00:34:42Benjamin Sparrow, the football star?
00:34:46Please, why would he ever marry you?
00:34:49Right.
00:34:50I've posted so much crap about him.
00:34:53And I still think he'll come save me.
00:34:59Let go of me, bastard!
00:35:00What?
00:35:01What the fuck?
00:35:02Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:35:06He is actually coming.
00:35:07Lisa Rowland.
00:35:08Do you take John Dawson to be your lawful husband?
00:35:09No!
00:35:10No!
00:35:11No!
00:35:12No!
00:35:13No!
00:35:14No!
00:35:15No!
00:35:16No!
00:35:17No!
00:35:18No!
00:35:19No!
00:35:20No!
00:35:21No!
00:35:22No!
00:35:23No!
00:35:24No!
00:35:25No!
00:35:26No!
00:35:27No!
00:35:28No!
00:35:29No!
00:35:30No!
00:35:31No!
00:35:32No!
00:35:33No!
00:35:34No!
00:35:35It's so wrong!
00:35:37We all are fused Kenneth!
00:35:39This isn't my standalone movie!
00:35:40Oh, my true awful husband!
00:35:43Liar, you said that I was the love of your life!
00:35:46That you would marry me!
00:35:48How could you break your vow?
00:35:49Who are you?
00:35:51Huh?
00:35:52Who are you?
00:35:54love of your life that you would marry me how could you break your vow who are you i this crazy
00:36:01i don't know this crazy lady no what about these
00:36:13you cheated on me we're done lisa wait no lee lee that's not somebody stop that
00:36:24they pay i slay as you can see i'm a gig worker the gig revenge for hire just saved an innocent
00:36:42girl from one of the scumbags at the top of my hate list scratch that
00:36:54the one i hate most benjamin freaking sparrow quarterback for the washington badgers
00:37:01he's a dirty cheat who snatched the wind from my favorite player
00:37:17so
00:37:35Woo-hoo!
00:37:36I love you!
00:37:43Kind of a play, Benjamin.
00:37:44Those girls in the stands, they're gonna eat you alive.
00:37:47We've got the girls' coach.
00:37:48All I need right now is a shower.
00:37:58God, I think I trained for this shit.
00:38:04Uh...
00:38:17This is...
00:38:19Benjamin Sparrow's jersey.
00:38:25Oh!
00:38:27Hm.
00:38:29Well...
00:38:30Tough luck, buddy.
00:38:32Hard times.
00:38:34Mhm.
00:38:51Sorry.
00:38:53Wait a second. This is my room!
00:38:56What are you doing in my room?!
00:38:58Hey! That's my jersey! Fuck!
00:39:10What is this?
00:39:15Steve! Come back here!
00:39:24Jesus Christ! Delete it man, I'll pay you alright?
00:39:27Rivals offer me more.
00:39:30You gotta fucking kill me.
00:39:41I don't care who you are or where you're hiding.
00:39:44I'm gonna find you and you'll pay for this.
00:39:52Yeah, I'll learn what the hell I want alright buddy?
00:39:57Benjamin Sparrow.
00:40:11This is just the adventure.
00:40:18I'm gonna drag you through hell.
00:40:20I know Mr. Bayer. I'll catch up on rent by the end of the month. I just need more time.
00:40:27How the hell am I supposed to pay rent and cover my parents' medical bills by the end of the month?
00:40:35God? If you're listening, maybe drop ten million dollars my way?
00:40:42Okay?
00:40:44Ah! Ah! Ah!
00:40:48Uh...
00:40:50Okay?
00:40:54Hi!
00:40:55What are you doing?
00:41:04This is my house.
00:41:15Get out!
00:41:16Are you feeling a little nervous?
00:41:18Naughty or neither?
00:41:19Let me tell you something.
00:41:20Your hospitality is just as awful as your taste.
00:41:24Which seems to be absolute shit.
00:41:27Get out or I'm calling the cops for trespassing.
00:41:30Oh, you're gonna call the cops.
00:41:32Go ahead.
00:41:33That's perfect timing.
00:41:34I'll be suing you for theft and defamation.
00:41:36You will be sued for theft and defamation.
00:41:39And don't forget about the reputational damage.
00:41:41And the emotional damage.
00:41:42You're getting sued for 10 million dollars.
00:41:4410 million?
00:41:45Yeah.
00:41:46That's ridiculous!
00:41:49Hey buddy, it's 2025.
00:41:52If you want to wear a dress, you don't have to lie about it.
00:41:57If you want to be mad at someone, be mad at the reporters.
00:42:00It's not my fault.
00:42:01Sue them for your reputational damage.
00:42:04Not me.
00:42:05Not your fault?
00:42:07I dare you.
00:42:08I dare you!
00:42:09I dare you!
00:42:10Say it again!
00:42:11It's not my fault.
00:42:12If you caused this mess, now you're acting like a victim, you're gonna pay for this.
00:42:26Do you understand?
00:42:27No!
00:42:28Hell no!
00:42:29Get over here!
00:42:30Get over here!
00:42:31Stop!
00:42:32Get over here!
00:42:33What are you doing?
00:42:34No, hell no!
00:42:35Ah!
00:42:36Ah!
00:42:37Ah!
00:42:38Ah!
00:42:51What the hell was that?
00:42:52Hey, my boy.
00:42:53Is everything okay?
00:42:54Yes, mother.
00:42:55Saw the news.
00:42:56Is that why you keep rejecting all the matches I set up for you?
00:42:59Because you're...
00:43:00Slow down!
00:43:01Slow down!
00:43:02What are you...
00:43:03Look, what are you talking about?
00:43:04I...
00:43:05It's all gonna be fixed very soon.
00:43:06Very soon.
00:43:07Look, I gotta go.
00:43:08All right?
00:43:09Bye.
00:43:10Marry me?
00:43:11Or pay me 10 million dollars?
00:43:12Those are your two choices.
00:43:13Those are your two choices.
00:43:14Marry you?
00:43:15In your dreams?
00:43:16Maybe, if you had the face of Paris, I'd consider it.
00:43:19I'd consider it.
00:43:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:43:23Marry you?
00:43:24In your dreams?
00:43:25Maybe, if you had the face of Paris, I'd consider it.
00:43:40That guy plays dirty on the field.
00:43:43What's so great about him?
00:43:45Well, that's too bad for you, because you have two choices.
00:43:50Marry me, or pay up.
00:43:52That's not fair.
00:43:55All I did was steal your jersey.
00:43:57Yeah, and I got caught on camera.
00:43:59And now my reputation is screwed.
00:44:01I'm the laughing stock.
00:44:02Okay.
00:44:03People think that I am confused about my sexuality,
00:44:05my family is worried sick,
00:44:07and this is the mess that you caused.
00:44:09Okay, well...
00:44:11Look, here's the deal.
00:44:14Marry me for one year, and I'll pay you five million dollars.
00:44:18I mean, you're a gig worker, right?
00:44:20You take whatever job comes your way as long as the money's good?
00:44:23Right?
00:44:24Five million?
00:44:26Is God really listening?
00:44:28That would cover my rent for Grandma's medical bills.
00:44:31Fine.
00:44:33Deal.
00:44:34Perfect.
00:44:35Ow!
00:44:36Ow!
00:44:37Ow!
00:44:46Good point.
00:44:47Excellent choice, sir.
00:44:49That is a rare Asher cut with flawless clarity.
00:44:53Oh.
00:44:56Valued at three million.
00:45:01There's only two in the world.
00:45:03The other one is with a royal wife and a very discreet model.
00:45:08Uh, that's way too expensive.
00:45:10Do you have, like, a cheaper one?
00:45:11Something less expensive?
00:45:12A couple hundred dollars?
00:45:14You're funny.
00:45:16People will think I'm broke.
00:45:18Can we try this one?
00:45:25Oh, yes.
00:45:26And I'll get something very nice for you to try on, Mr. Sparrow.
00:45:30I'll see you in a bit, alright?
00:45:35Thanks.
00:45:36I'm actually marrying my idol's archenemy.
00:45:45This can't be real.
00:45:46Right?
00:45:48Am I dreaming?
00:45:52No.
00:45:53Cause baby it's like a light storm to be yours.
00:46:15Finding freedom in the downpour.
00:46:20Yeah like a light storm.
00:46:22You look very beautiful.
00:46:42Can you help? Tie up?
00:46:44Yeah.
00:46:45Yeah.
00:46:46That is so sweet.
00:46:53You look absolutely perfect together.
00:46:55Such a stunning couple.
00:46:57No, no, we're not.
00:46:58Try it.
00:46:59Ow!
00:47:00My hair!
00:47:01What is this?
00:47:03Just let me fix it.
00:47:06Hold on.
00:47:16Thanks.
00:47:25Let's go home.
00:47:30First, party B shall not covet party A's body or engage in any physical contact.
00:47:35Second, during cohabitation, party B must protect party A's reputation and remain loyal and faithful.
00:47:41Third, what the hell is this?
00:47:44It's a marriage contract.
00:47:46Sign it.
00:47:47I already did.
00:48:00Fine.
00:48:01Can I go now?
00:48:02Hold on.
00:48:03Where do you think you're going?
00:48:04We're living together from now on.
00:48:06You're coming home with me.
00:48:07I have to get my things.
00:48:14Okay.
00:48:15Well, then I'm coming with you.
00:48:17What?
00:48:18I don't want anything related to Paris Smith in my house.
00:48:20Not a single thing.
00:48:21Ugh.
00:48:22Whatever.
00:48:31Shoes off.
00:48:32Come in if you want.
00:48:33Just don't touch anything.
00:48:43Shit!
00:48:44Sorry.
00:48:45That thing came out of nowhere.
00:48:59I thought it was Chucky.
00:49:01How dare you!
00:49:02Ow!
00:49:03God!
00:49:04Jesus!
00:49:05Stop it!
00:49:06I said I'm sorry!
00:49:07Murderer!
00:49:08My poor pity!
00:49:09Ugh.
00:49:10You named that thing?
00:49:11You'd fucking break.
00:49:12Out!
00:49:13Yeah.
00:49:14Don't worry.
00:49:15I'm leaving.
00:49:16All this Paris toxicity levels are driving me crazy.
00:49:17I can't even breathe.
00:49:18Sorry for your loss.
00:49:19No!
00:49:20No!
00:49:21No!
00:49:22No!
00:49:23No!
00:49:24No!
00:49:25No!
00:49:26No!
00:49:27No!
00:49:28No!
00:49:29No!
00:49:30No!
00:49:31No!
00:49:32No!
00:49:33No!
00:49:34No!
00:49:35No!
00:49:36No!
00:49:37No!
00:49:38No!
00:49:39No!
00:49:40No!
00:49:41No!
00:49:42No!
00:49:43No!
00:49:44No!
00:49:45No!
00:49:46No!
00:49:47No!
00:49:48I'm sorry.
00:49:51I'll clean this all up all right?
00:49:56No!
00:49:57No!
00:49:58No!
00:49:59No!
00:50:00No!
00:50:01No!
00:50:02No!
00:50:03No!
00:50:04No!
00:50:05No!
00:50:06Don't freak out, do not freak out, I'll pay for all of this, alright?
00:50:23Dad!
00:50:24Hey, hey!
00:50:36This is not over!
00:50:40Okay, it's okay!
00:50:43Oh, boy!
00:50:46Shh!
00:50:48It's okay. It's okay, baby.
00:50:59She's kinda cute.
00:51:06I'm so sorry.
00:51:08Until next time.
00:51:13Oh, come on.
00:51:15Come on!
00:51:26Hey!
00:51:27Bitch!
00:51:28Who the hell are you?
00:51:40Wait, no!
00:51:41You fucking bitch!
00:51:42You ruined my wedding!
00:51:43Lisa left me because of you.
00:51:45You cheated!
00:51:46You deserve this, bastard!
00:51:48Get away from me!
00:51:49I'm calling the cops!
00:51:50Stop pretending to be some saint!
00:51:53Um...
00:51:56Yeah, I'll just do two strawberries, please.
00:51:59You're just a gig worker.
00:52:00You'll do anything for money, so drop the act, huh?
00:52:03Hey, tell you what.
00:52:04How much for a night with me, huh?
00:52:06In your dreams, asshole!
00:52:10You know, I've always wondered.
00:52:12What color are your nipples, huh?
00:52:15Let go of me!
00:52:17Let go, don't touch me!
00:52:19My husband's Benjamin Sparrow!
00:52:21And if you hurt me, he will end you!
00:52:25Benjamin Sparrow, the football star?
00:52:28Please, why would he ever marry you?
00:52:31Right.
00:52:32I've posted so much crap about him.
00:52:35And I still think he'll come save me.
00:52:41Let go of me, bastard!
00:52:42Not you.
00:52:45Stop!
00:52:46No!
00:52:51Oh!
00:52:52What?
00:52:53What the fuck?
00:52:54Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:52:55Oh!
00:53:02He is actually coming.
00:53:11Lisa Rowling, do you take John Dawson to be your lawful husband?
00:53:15Talk to you guys
00:53:33What is it?
00:53:35Liar!
00:53:36You said that I was the love of your life!
00:53:37That you would marry me!
00:53:39How could you break your vow?
00:53:40Who are you?
00:53:41I'm...
00:53:42This crazy...
00:53:43I don't know this crazy lady.
00:53:45No?
00:53:47What about these?
00:53:55You cheated on me?
00:53:59We're done.
00:54:01Lisa. Wait. No.
00:54:03Lisa, I don't... That's not...
00:54:05Somebody stop that!
00:54:13They pay, I slay.
00:54:17As you can see,
00:54:19I'm a gig worker.
00:54:21The gig, revenge for hire.
00:54:23Just saved an innocent girl
00:54:25from one of the scumbags at the top
00:54:27of my hate list.
00:54:35Scratch that. The one I hate
00:54:37most? Benjamin
00:54:39freaking Sparrow.
00:54:41Quarterback for the Washington Badgers.
00:54:45He's a dirty cheat who snatched the win
00:54:47from my favorite player.
00:55:01Dancing! Dancing!
00:55:11I love it!
00:55:17Woo-hoo!
00:55:19I love it!
00:55:21Woo-hoo!
00:55:23Oh, my God!
00:55:25Kind of a play, Benjamin.
00:55:27Those girls in the stands,
00:55:29they're gonna eat you alive.
00:55:31You guys are girls, coach.
00:55:33Oh, my God!
00:55:35I think I trained for this shit.
00:55:39Oh, my God!
00:55:41I think I trained for this shit.
00:55:43Oh, my God!
00:55:57Uh...
00:55:59This is...
00:56:01Benjamin Sparrow's jersey.
00:56:03Oh!
00:56:05Hmm.
00:56:07Well...
00:56:09Tough luck, buddy.
00:56:11Hard times.
00:56:13Sorry.
00:56:15Wait a second. This is my room!
00:56:19Who are you doing in my room?!
00:56:21Hey! That's my jersey!
00:56:35Fuck!
00:56:37What are you doing in my room?!
00:56:39Hey! That's my jersey! Fuck!
00:56:41Hey, that's my jersey!
00:56:46Fuck!
00:56:53What is this?
00:56:58Steve! Come back here!
00:57:07Jesus Christ, delete it man, I'll pay you alright?
00:57:10Rivals offer me more.
00:57:12You gotta fucking kill me.
00:57:23I don't care who you are, or where you're hiding.
00:57:26I'm gonna find you, and you'll pay for this.
00:57:34Yeah, I'll remember what the hell I want, alright buddy?
00:57:40Benjamin Sparrow.
00:57:54This is just the adventure.
00:58:01I'm gonna drag you through hell.
00:58:03I know Mr. Bayer, I'll catch up on rent by the end of the month.
00:58:08I just need more time.
00:58:12How the hell am I supposed to pay rent and cover my grandma's medical bills by the end of the month?
00:58:20God? If you're listening, maybe drop ten million dollars my way?
00:58:24My way?
00:58:31Uh...
00:58:32Kay?
00:58:36Hi!
00:58:37What are you doing?
00:58:38What are you doing?!
00:58:43This is my house! Get out!
00:58:45What, you feeling a little nervous?
00:58:47Nadia Knightley?
00:58:48Well, let me tell you something, your hospitality is just as awful as your taste.
00:58:54Which seems to be absolute shit.
00:58:56Get out, or I'm calling the cops for trespassing.
00:58:57Oh, you're gonna call the cops. Go ahead.
00:58:58That's perfect timing.
00:58:59I'll be suing you for theft and defamation.
00:59:00You will be sued for theft and defamation.
00:59:01And don't forget about the reputational damage and the emotional damage.
00:59:04You're getting sued for ten million dollars.
00:59:06Ten million?
00:59:07This seems to be absolute shit.
00:59:10Get out or I'm calling the cops for trespassing.
00:59:13Oh, you're going to call the cops. Go ahead.
00:59:15That's perfect timing. I'll be suing you for theft and defamation.
00:59:18You will be sued for theft and defamation.
00:59:21And don't forget about the reputational damage and the emotional damage.
00:59:24You're getting sued for $10 million.
00:59:26$10 million?
00:59:28Yeah.
00:59:29That's ridiculous!
00:59:31Hey buddy, it's 2025.
00:59:34If you want to wear a dress, you don't have to lie about it.
00:59:39If you want to be mad at someone, be mad at the reporters.
00:59:42It's not my fault. Sue them for your reputational damage.
00:59:46Not me.
00:59:48Not your fault?
00:59:50I dare you. I dare you!
00:59:53Say it again.
00:59:56It's not my fault.
01:00:04If you caused this mess, now you're acting like a victim?
01:00:07You're going to pay for this.
01:00:08Do you understand?
01:00:10No!
01:00:11Hell no!
01:00:12Get over here!
01:00:13Stop!
01:00:14Get over here!
01:00:15What are you doing?
01:00:16No!
01:00:17No!
01:00:33What the hell was that?
01:00:38Hey my boy. Is everything okay?
01:00:40Yes mother.
01:00:41Saw the news.
01:00:42Is that why you keep rejecting all the matches I set up for you?
01:00:45Because you're-
01:00:46Slow down. Slow down.
01:00:47What are you-
01:00:48Look, what are you talking about?
01:00:50I-
01:00:51It's all going to be fixed very soon.
01:00:52Very soon.
01:00:53Look, I gotta go.
01:00:54Alright? Bye.
01:01:02Marry me, or pay me 10 million dollars.
01:01:04Those are your two choices.
01:01:10Those are your two choices.
01:01:11Marry you?
01:01:13Marry you?
01:01:14In your dreams?
01:01:17Maybe, if you had the face of Paris, I'd consider it.
01:01:23That guy plays dirty on the field.
01:01:25What's so great about him?
01:01:27Well, that's too bad for you, because you have two choices.
01:01:32Marry me, or pay up.
01:01:34Oh, that's not fair.
01:01:37All I did was steal your jersey.
01:01:39Yeah, and I got caught on camera.
01:01:41And now my reputation is screwed.
01:01:43I'm the laughing stock.
01:01:44Okay.
01:01:45People think that I, uh, am confused about my sexuality.
01:01:47My family is worried sick.
01:01:49And this is the mess that you've caused.
01:01:51Okay, well-
01:01:53Look, here's the deal.
01:01:56Marry me for one year, and I'll pay you five million dollars.
01:01:59I mean, you're a gig worker, right?
01:02:02You take whatever job comes your way as long as the money's good?
01:02:05Right?
01:02:07Five million?
01:02:08Is God really listening?
01:02:10That would cover my rent for Grandma's medical bills.
01:02:14Fine.
01:02:16Deal.
01:02:17Perfect.
01:02:18Ow!
01:02:19Ow!
01:02:20Excellent choice, sir.
01:02:31That is a rare Asher cut with flawless clarity.
01:02:37Oh!
01:02:41Valued at three million.
01:02:43There's only two in the world.
01:02:45The other one is with a royal wife and a very discreet model.
01:02:49Uh, that's way too expensive.
01:02:52Do you have, like, a cheaper one?
01:02:53Something less expensive?
01:02:54A couple hundred dollars?
01:02:57You're funny.
01:02:58People will think I'm broke.
01:03:06Can we try this one?
01:03:07Ah, yes.
01:03:08And I'll get something very nice for you to try on, Mr. Sparrow.
01:03:12I'll see you in a bit, alright?
01:03:17Thanks.
01:03:18Thanks.
01:03:23I'm actually marrying my idol's arch enemy.
01:03:27This can't be real.
01:03:28Right?
01:03:30Am I dreaming?
01:03:34No.
01:03:35No.
01:03:36No.
01:03:37Yeah.
01:03:38No.
01:03:39Yeah.
01:03:40No.
01:03:41No.
01:03:45No.
01:03:47No.
01:03:48Baby, it's like a light storm
01:03:54To be yours
01:03:57Finding freedom in the downpour
01:04:03Yeah, like a light storm
01:04:18Very beautiful
01:04:25Can you help tie it?
01:04:27Yeah
01:04:34That is so sweet!
01:04:36You look absolutely perfect together
01:04:38Such a stunning couple
01:04:40No, no, we're not
01:04:42My hair!
01:04:44What is this?
01:04:46Ow!
01:04:47Just let me fix it
01:04:49Hold on
01:05:05Thanks
01:05:08Let's go home
01:05:12First, party B shall not covet party A's body
01:05:15Or engage in any physical contact
01:05:18Second, during cohabitation
01:05:19Party B must protect party A's reputation
01:05:21And remain loyal and faithful
01:05:23Third, what the hell is this?
01:05:26It's a marriage contract
01:05:28Sign it
01:05:30I already did
01:05:31Fine, can I go now?
01:05:44Hold on, where do you think you're going?
01:05:46We're living together from now on
01:05:48You're coming home with me
01:05:49I have to get my things
01:05:54I have to get my things
01:05:57Okay, well then I'm coming with you
01:06:00I don't want anything related to Paris Smith in my house
01:06:02Not a single thing
01:06:04Ugh, whatever
01:06:05Whatever
01:06:13Shoes off
01:06:15Come in if you want
01:06:16Just don't touch anything
01:06:26Shit!
01:06:27I'm sorry, that thing came out of nowhere
01:06:45I thought it was Chucky
01:06:49How dare you?
01:06:51Hey, ow!
01:06:52God!
01:06:53Jesus!
01:06:54Stop it!
01:06:55I said I'm sorry!
01:06:59Murderer!
01:07:05My poor petty
01:07:07Ugh
01:07:08You named that thing?
01:07:10Good fucking break
01:07:12Yeah, don't worry
01:07:13I'm leaving
01:07:14All this Paris toxicity levels are driving me crazy
01:07:16I can't even breathe
01:07:18Sorry for your loss
01:07:19Shit!
01:07:24Shit!
01:07:25Shit!
01:07:26Are you ready?
01:07:36I'm sorry
01:07:38I'll clean this all up, alright?
01:07:44Agh!
01:07:45God!
01:07:46God!
01:07:47Jesus!
01:07:49God!
01:07:57Don't freak out!
01:07:59Do not freak out!
01:08:00I'll pay for all of this, alright?
01:08:05Oh!
01:08:06Dad!
01:08:07Hey!
01:08:08Hey!
01:08:10Dad!
01:08:12Ah!
01:08:13This is not over!
01:08:14Okay!
01:08:15It's okay!
01:08:16It's okay!
01:08:17It's okay!
01:08:18It's okay baby!
01:08:19Oh my God!
01:08:20Oh my God!
01:08:21It's okay!
01:08:22It's okay!
01:08:23It's okay!
01:08:24It's okay!
01:08:25Oh my God!
01:08:29Shhhh!
01:08:30It's okay!
01:08:31It's okay baby!
01:08:32It's okay!
01:08:33It's okay baby!
01:08:42She's kinda cute!
01:08:43It's okay baby!
01:08:44It's okay baby!
01:08:45It's okay baby!
01:08:46It's okay baby!
01:08:47I'm so sorry!
01:08:49Until next time!
01:08:51Until next time.
01:08:55Oh, come on.
01:08:57Come on.
01:09:08Hey! Bitch!
01:09:18Who the hell are you?
01:09:22Wait! No!
01:09:23You fucking bitch!
01:09:24You ruined my wedding!
01:09:26Lisa left me because of you.
01:09:27You cheated! You deserve this, bastard!
01:09:30Get away from me! I'm calling you off!
01:09:32Stop pretending to be some saint!
01:09:37Um...
01:09:39Yeah, I'll just do two strawberries, please.
01:09:42You're just a gig worker.
01:09:43You'll do anything for money, so drop the act, huh?
01:09:46Hey, tell you what.
01:09:47How much for a night with me, huh?
01:09:49In your dreams, asshole!
01:09:53You know, I've always wondered.
01:09:55What color are your nipples, huh?
01:09:58Let go of me!
01:10:00Let go! Don't touch me!
01:10:02My husband's Benjamin Sparrow!
01:10:04And if you hurt me, he will end you!
01:10:07Benjamin Sparrow, the football star?
01:10:11Please, why would he ever marry you?
01:10:14Right. I've posted so much crap about him.
01:10:17And I still think he'll come save me.
01:10:20Let go of me, bastard!
01:10:22Let go of me, bastard!
01:10:23Let go of me, bastard!
01:10:24Not here.
01:10:27Stop!
01:10:28No!
01:10:33Oh!
01:10:35What?
01:10:36What the fuck?
01:10:37Who the fuck do you think you are?
01:10:38Oh!
01:10:39Oh!
01:10:40He is actually coming!
01:10:45He is actually coming!
01:10:46Oh!
01:10:49Lord!
01:10:50Oh!
01:10:52The fuck do you think you are?
01:10:54Oh!
01:10:55In the morning!
01:10:56He is like, this guy!
01:10:57Oh!
01:10:58And he is the cat.
01:10:59Oh!
01:11:00He has!
01:11:01He is a cat!
01:11:03Oh!
01:11:05It is!
01:11:06This guy!
01:11:07He has got access!
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