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00:00рдПрдХ рдПрд╡рд░рд┐рдЬ рдиреНрдпреВрдмреЙрди рдмреЗрдмреА рдкреИрджрд╛ рд╣реЛрдиреЗ рдХреЗ рдЪрд╛рд░ рдорд╣реАрдиреЗ рдмрд╛рдж рдЙрдардХрд░ рдмреИрдардирд╛ рд╢реБрд░реВ рдХрд░ рджреЗрддрд╛ рд╣реИ
00:16рд╕рд╛рдерд╡реЗ рдорд╣реАрдиреЗ рддрдХ рдХреНрд░реЙрд▓ рдХрд░рдирд╛ рд╕реАрдЦ рдЬрд╛рддрд╛ рд╣реИ рдФрд░ рдмрд╛рд░рд╡реЗ рдорд╣реАрдиреЗ рдореЗрдВ рдЬрд╛рдХрд░ рдкрд╣рд▓реА рдмрд╛рд░ рдЕрдкрдиреЗ рдкреИрд░реЛрдВ рдкреЗ рдЦрдбрд╝рд╛ рд╣реЛрддрд╛ рд╣реИ
00:30рд▓реЗрдХрди рдЕрдкрдиреА рдлреИрдорд┐рд▓реА рдФрд░ рд╕рд╕рд╛рдЗрдЯреА рдХреА рдирдЬрд░реЛрдВ рдореЗрдВ рд╡реЛ рдЕрдкрдиреЗ рдкреИрд░реЛрдВ рдкрд░ рддрдм рд╣реА рдЦрдбрд╝рд╛ рд╣реЛрддрд╛ рд╣реИ рдЬрдм рдЙрд╕рдХреА рдкрд╣рд▓реА рдЬреЙрдм рд▓рдЧрддреА рд╣реИ
00:38рдкрд╣рд▓реА рдЬреЙрдм рдХрд╛ рдкрд╣рд▓рд╛ рджрд┐рд▓ is like a reflection of the life to follow
00:57and the reflection needs to be perfect
01:00рдкреНрд░реАрдкреА рддреБрд╖реНрдЯрд╛рдИ рдЧрдпрд╛ рдерд╛ рдпрд╛рд░ рддреБрд╖реНрдЯрд╛рдИ рдЧрдпрд╛ рдпрд░ рддреБрд╖реНрдЯрд╛рдИ рдирд┐рдпрд╛ рдЕрдмреА рддрдХ рдЕрдВрджрд░ рд╣реИ рдФрд░ рд╕реБрди рдЬрд▓реНрджреА рдЧрд▓ рдкрд╣рд▓реЗ рджреЗ рдЕрд▓реЗ рджрд┐рди рд▓реЗрдЯрдорд╛рдд рдХрд░ рдЖрдЦ рдпрд╣
01:21рдЬреЛрдбрд╝реА рдиреЗ рд╕рд╛рдлрд╝реЗрдВ?
01:23рдХрд▓рдкреЗрд╢, рдФрд░ рдПрдХ рдЬреЛрдЧ рд░рд╣рд╛?
01:25рдХреНрдпреЛрдЧ?
01:27рдЕрдм рднреА, рд╡реЛрдЬ рдмреЛрд▓рддреЗ рд╣реИрдВ рдпрд╣ рд░рд╣рд╛ рд╣реИ
01:29рдЕрдм рд░рд╣рд╛ рд╣реИ
01:30рдЬреЛрдбрд╝реА рджреЛ рдкрд╛рд░реНрдЬрд╝рд╛рдПрдВ рдЕрдм рд▓реВрдЧ рдореЗрдВ рд╡реНрдпрд╛рдВ рдкреЙрд░реНрдбрд╝реА рдкреЙрд░реНрдЬреА рдХреЛ рдкреЙрд░реНрдбрд╝реАрдЬрд╝
01:33рднреА рдЬреЛрдбрд╝реА рджреЗрд╣рд╛ рд╣реИ
01:35рдлреБрд░реНрд╖рдо рдХреЗ рдЙрд╕реЗ рд╣реИрдВ, рддреВ рдЙрдирд▓рд╛ рд╣реИ, рддреВ рд╣реЗ рддреВ рдХреЛ рдХрд┐ рдЖрд╣рд┐рдП рд╣реИ рдЕреАрдпрд╛ рд╣реИ?
01:41Why do all python developers wear glasses?
01:45рдЬрдирд▓рд╛ рд╣реИ рдФрд░ рд╡рд╛ vendo?
01:48рд╕реВрдЫ рдмрддрд╛ рд╣рд╛рдВрдХ, Python developers,
01:50рдЪрд╢реНрдореЗ рдХреНрдпреВ?
01:56рдХреЗ рд▓рд┐рдП рдЖрдк рд╕реА,
01:59рдкреНрд░ рдХреНрдпреВ рдЧрдЬрд╝рдХреАbalanced рд╕реА?
02:03рдФрд░ рдПрдк рд░рдЦреА рдХреЛ?
02:05рддреЗ рддреБрд░рдд рдПрдл рдпрд╣ рдУрд░ рдХреЛрдИ рдУрдо
02:07рдЗрд╕рд╛ рдкрд╛рдЗрдлрди рджреЗрд╡рд▓рдкрд░
02:08рдРрдВрдб рджреЗрд╡реВрд░ рдЖ рдХрд┐ рдЙрдк рдмрддрд▓ рдмреЗрд▓реЛрдмрд░
02:12рдд рд╡реЗрдлреНрдЯреЛрдж
02:13рдпрд╣ рдирд╣реАрдВ рдирд╣реАрдВ рдм эШДчХе рдПрдл рдирд╣реАрдВ рдмрд╣реБрди 20 рдк suggests
02:16рдСрдЬ рдпрд╣ рдирд╣реАрдВ рдХреЛ рдПрдХ рдкреАрд╢реНрдбрд┐рдХрдм рдХреЗ рдИрдбрд╝ scar
02:31рдкреНрд░реВрдк
02:32рддреБ рдЦрд╛рд╕ рдХреНрдпреЛрдВ рд░рд╣реЗ?
02:34рддреБрдЭреЗ рдкрддрд╛ рд╣реА рдХрд┐рд╕рдиреЗ рдХрд╛рдИ?
02:36рддреБрдЭреЗ рдкрддрд╛ рд╣реА рдХрд┐рд╕рдиреЗ рдХрд╛рдИ?
02:37рд╕реНрдпрдиреЛрдЯреЗрдХ рд╡рд┐рдкреА Mahinder Dhumay-Sar
02:38рдиреЗ рдХрд╛рдп рдЕрдкрдиреЗ рдкреНрд░реА рдкреНрд░реЗрд╢рдореЗрдВрдЯреЙрдХ рдореЗрдВ рдЬрд┐рд╕рдореЗрдВ рддреБ рддреБ рд╕реВ рд░рд╣рд╛ рдерд╛?
02:41рддреБ рдордЬреЗ рдЕрднреА рднреА рдпрд╛рд░реА рд╣реИ рддреБ рдореЗрдВ рддреБ рдЕрднреА рддреБ рддреБ рдореБрдЭреЗ рд▓реЗ рд▓реЗ рдерд╛?
02:45рдЕрднреА рддреБ рдореБрдЭреЗ рд▓реЗ рд▓реЗ рдерд╛?
02:46рдЕрднреА рддреБ рдиреЗ рддреБ рддреБ рдореБрдЭреЗ рд▓реЗ рд▓реЗрддрд╛ рд╣реИ?
02:48рдмрд┐рдЯрд╛рдЗрдХ рдЕрдореНрдкрд▓рдЪрд░ рдпрд╣ рдХреИрд╕реЗ рдордд рдмреЛрд▓рд╛, рдореИрдВ рдЬреЙрдм рд╕реЛрдбрд╝ рджреЛрдЧрд╛
02:51рдПрдХ рдХреЛрдбрд╝ рдлрдВрдбрд╝ рдлрдЧрд░ рдХреБрдЫ рддреЛ рд╣реЛрддрд╛ рд╣реИ рдЕрдмрдбрд╝
02:53рд▓рд┐рдХреНрд╖рд╛
02:57рдЗрдВрдбрд┐рдпреЗ рд╡рд╛рдЬреА рдмреИрд╕ рджрд╛рди рд╣реИ
02:58рдЕрдЯрд╛ рдХреБрдЫ рджрд╛рди рд╣реИ
02:59рдореЗрд░реЗ рдорди рдореЗрдВ рдорди рдореЗрдВ рдПрдХ рд╢реЛрд░ рд╣реИ
03:04рдХрд┐рдЫрддреА рдПрдХ рдбреЛрд░ рд╣реИ рдХрд░ рдЬрд╛рд╣реВрдВ
03:08рдЬреЛ рдореИрдВрдиреЗ рдард╛рдиреЗ рд▓рд┐рдпрд╛
03:11рд╡реИрд╕реЗ рддреЛ рд╣реЛрддреА рд╕реНрд╡реАрдЯ рдмрд╛рдд рд╣реИ рдпрд╣рд╛рдВ
03:14рдмрдЬреЗ рджрд╕ рддреЛ рдЪрд╛рдП рдХреЙрдлреА рджреВрдкреЗ рд▓рд╛ рджреЗ рдпрд╣рд╛рдВ
03:17рдпрд╣рд╛рдВ рдкрд░ рдЖрдЧ рдмрдбрд╝реА рдХрд░рдо рд╣реИ
03:18рдЪреЗрд░ рдмрдбрд╝реА рдирд░рдо рд╣реИ
03:20рдореЗрд▓ рдкреЗ рднреЗрдЬреЗрдВрдЧреЗ рдмреЙрдо рдмреЙрдо рдЬрд╛рдХреЗ рдлреВрдЯреЗрдВ рд╡рд╣рд╛рдВ
03:22рд╡рд╣рд╛рдВ рдкрд░ рдХрд▓ рд╣рдо рдЖрд░рд╛рдо рд╕реЗ рдмреИрдареЗрдВрдЧреЗ
03:25рд╕рдкрдиреЛрдВ рдХреЛ рд╕рдЪ рд╣рдо рдмрдирд╛ рдХрд░ рднреА рджреЗрдЦреЗрдВрдЧреЗ
03:27рд╡рд░ рдХрд┐рддрдирд╛ рд▓реЛрдб рдХрд┐рддрдирд╛ рдХрд╛рдо рдореЗрдВ рд╣реИ рдЬреЛрд░
03:30рдЗрддрдирд╛ рдард╛рди рд╣реА рд▓рд┐рдпрд╛ рд╣реИ рдХрд┐рд╕рдо рдареАрдХ рд╣реИ рд▓реЗ рдЬрд╛рдП рдЬрд╛рдП рдЬрд╛рдП
03:32рдореЗрд░реЗ рд╣рдо рдореЗрдВ рдорди рдореЗрдВ рдПрдХ рд╢реЛрд░ рд╣реИ
03:35рдХрд┐рдЫрддреА рдПрдХ рдбреЛрд░ рд╣реИ рдХрд░ рдЪрд╛рд╣реВрдВ
03:38рдЬрд╛ рдореИрдВрдиреЗ рдард╛рди рд▓рд┐рдпрд╛
03:42рдПрдХреНрдЪрд┐рд▓реА, рдЬреЙрдм рд╕реЗ рдЬрд╝рд╛рджрд╛ рдореИрдВ рдЬреЙрдм рдХреЗ рдкрд░реНрдХреНрд╕ рдХреЗ рд▓рд┐рдП рдПрдХреНрд╕рд╛рдЗрдЯреЗрдб рдерд╛
03:52рдпреБрд╕реА, рдкрд╣рд▓реА рдЬреЙрдм рд▓рдЧрддреЗ рд╣реА рдЖрдкрдХреЛ рдкрд╛рдкрд╛ рд╕реЗ рдЧреЛрдЖ рдЬрд╛рдиреЗ рдХреЗ рд▓рд┐рдП рдкрд░рдорд┐рд╢рди рдирд╣реАрдВ рд▓реЗрдиреА рдкрдбрд╝рддреЗ
04:00рдордореНрдореА рдХрд╛ рдХреЙрд▓ рдорд┐рд╕ рднреА рд╣реЛ рдЬрд╛рдП, рддреЛ рдмрд╣рд╛ рдирд╛ рджреЗ рд╕рдХрддреЗ рд╣реЛ рдХрд┐ рдореАрдЯрд┐рдВрдЧ рдореЗрдВ рд╡реАрдЬреА рдерд╛
04:05рдЗрди рдлреИрдХреНрдЯ, рдШрд░ рдореЗрдВ рдкреБрддрд╛рдИ рдХрд╛ рд░рдВрдЧ рдкреЛрдкрд▓ рд╣реЛрдЧрд╛ рдпрд╛ рдкреАрдЪ рдЗрд╕ рдкреЗ рднреА рдЖрдкрдХреЗ рдПрдбрд╝рд╡рд╛рдЗрдЬ рд▓реА рдЬрд╛рджреЗрдЧрд╛
04:35рдЦрдЮрд╛рдП
04:38рдЦрд▓рдбрд╝ рднреВрдореЗ рдЭрд╛рдУрдм рдЧрд╛рд░рд╢рди рдореЗрд╕ aoреЛрд▓ рдЭрд╛рд▓ europe
04:47рдЦрд▓рдбрд╝рд╡рд╛рдЗрдЬ рдЕрдЬрд╝рд╕ рдСрдВрдкрдХреЗ рдЕрдЪреНрдЫ рдХреЗ рд▓рд┐рдП, рдЬреБрдЭ рдореЗрд░ рдпрд╣ рдПрдХреНрдбрд╝ рдкреЗрдЯjak тВ╣-рдЪрд╛рд▓ рдкрд╣рд▓, рд╡рд╛рд▓рд╡ рджреБрдЫреНрд╝рдИ рд▓рд╛рдВрддреЗ рдХреЗ рдХреЗ рд▓рд┐рдП рдЯреАрд╡рд╕реНрдЯреА рд╣реЛ рднреАрдЪрд┐рдП, рдЙрдбрд╝ uncertainty
04:54рдХрд┐ рдЕрдореЗрдВ рдЬрд╛рдУ рдЧреВрдБ рдореЗрдВ рдЬрд╛рдУрдВ?
04:55рд╣рд╛рдБ
04:56рдЕрдЪрд╛ рд╢реВрди
04:57рдЕрдо рд▓реЛрдЧ рд▓рд╛рдБрдЪреНрд╡реЗ рдорд┐рд▓реЗ
04:58рдЕрдЪрд╛ рд╢реВрди
04:59рдЕрдЪрд╛ рд╢реВрди
05:00рдЕрдЪрд╛
05:01рдЕрдм рдмрд╛рдк рдмрдиреА рджреЗрдЧрд╛
05:02рдЦрд╛рдХ рд╕рд╛рд▓реЗ
05:04рдЦрд╛рдХ рд╕рд╛рд▓реЗ
05:24рдЕрдЪрд╛ рдмреЛрдЧ рдмрд╛рдБ
05:26рдЕрдЪрд╛ рд╢реВрди
05:27рдЕрдЪрд╛
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05:36рдмрд┐рд▓реЗ
05:37рд╢рд░реНрдбрд╝рдкреНрдп
05:39рдЕрдЪрд╛
05:42рдЭрд╛рд▓
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05:51рд╡рд┐рдзреНрдпрд╛рд░реНрдгреАрди рдХреНрдпрд╛ рд╣реИ рдХрд┐ рдкреНрд░реЗрдЯ-рдкреНрд░рдЬрд╛рдкрддреА рдмреЗрд╡рд╛рд▓реА рдЖрдкреВред
05:58рдЖрдЬ рд╕реЗ рдЕрдкрдиреА рд▓рд┐рдЦрдХрд╛ рдЭрд╛рд░рд┐рдл рдореЗрдВ рдЦреБрдж рд▓рд┐рдЦреБрдорд╛ рдкреНрдпреВрд╢ рдкреНрд░рдЬрд╛рдкрддреА рд╡рд░реНрдЬрд┐рди 2.4
06:05рд╡рд░реНрдЬрд┐рди рдЕрдкрдиреНрд╕реНрдЯрд╛рдкрддреА рдХрд┐ рдиреЙрдв рдПрдХ рдлрд╝реНрдЬ рд╣реА рд▓реЗрдХрд┐рди╨╛╨╗╨░ рдХреЗ рд▓реЗрдХрд┐рди
06:10рдкреНрд▓реАрд╕ рдЯреНрд░рд╛рдпрд╛ рдмрд╢реНрд░рд╛рдЗрдЬ рдЕрдЬрд╛ рдЬрд╛ рдЬрд╛ рдПрдЧред
06:18рдЬрд╛рдирд╛ рдЬрд╛рдирд╛ рддреБрдореНрд╣рд╛рдП рдЖрддрдирд╛ yellow рез
06:29рд╡рд╣ рд╕рдордЭрддрд╛ рдирд┐рдпрд╛ рдХрд┐ рддреБрдордХреЛ?
06:30рдЕрд░реЗ рд╡рдЯ рдореИрдВ рдПрдВрдкреНрд▓реЙрдИ рд╣реВрдБ, рдореЗрд░реЗ рдЕрдВрдбрд╝рдХреНрд╢рди рд╣реЛ рдЪреБрдХрд╛ рд╣реИ
06:32рдЗрдП рдЗрдиреНрдбрд╝ рдирд┐рдпреБ рдЬрд╛ рд░рд╣рд╛ рд╣реИ
06:33рдЕрд░реЗ рд╢реБрдЪреНрдЫреАрди рдХреЗ рд╢рд╛рдм рд╕реЗ рдирд╣реАрдВ рд╣реИ
06:35рдЬрд╛рдУ рд╡реЛ рд╕рд┐рд╕реНрдЯрдо рдЖрдбрд╡рд┐рдВрд╢реНрдЯреЗрди рдмрд╛рдд рдХрд░реЛ рдЬрд╛рдУ
06:37рдЕрд╡реА
06:38рд╕рд░ рдЕрдкрдиреА рд╕рд┐рд╕реНрдЯрдо рдиреЗ рдЪреЗрдХ рдХрд░реЛрдирд╛ рдкреНрд▓реАрдЬ
06:59рдШрдВрдбрд╝рд╛ рдЬрд▓реНрджреА рдХреАрдЬреЗрдирд╛ рдкреНрд▓реАрдЬ рдореЗрд░ рдкрд╣рд▓рд╛ рджреЗрди рдореБрдЭреЗ рд▓реЗрдЯ рд╣реЛ рд╣╞бi рдЕрд░реЛ рддреЛ рдХреНрдпрд╛ рдореИрдВ рдЕрдХрд░реА рджрд┐рди рдХрд░рд╡рд╛ рд▓реВрдБ рд╣реВрдБрдЧ рд╣реИ
07:06рдпрдВрдЧреНрд╕рд░ рд▓реЛрдЧреЗ рдкрд╛рд░рд╕рд▓реА рдЦрддрдо рдирд╣реАрдВ рд╣реЛрддреЗ, рдШрд░ рдкрд░ рдХреЛрдИ рдирд╣реАрдВ рдордВрдЧрд╡рд╛рдПрдЧрд╛, рдЕрдВрдбрд░реНрд╡рд┐рдпрд░ рддрдХ рд╕рд╛рдм рдУрдлрд┐рд╕ рдордВрдЧрд╡рд╛рдПрдВрдЧреЗ, рдЕрд╕рд▓рд╛ рд▓рдЧрддрд╛ рд╣реИ рдирд╣реАрдВ рд╕реЗрдХреНрдпреЛрд░реНрдЯреА рдбреЗрд╕реНрдХ рдкреЗ рдирд╣реАрдВ, рдХрд┐рд░рд╛рдиреЗ рдП рдЧрд▓реНрд▓реЗ рдмреИрдард╛ рд╣реВрдВ рд╣реИ, рдирд╛рдо?
07:16рдирд╛рдо? рдкреНрдпреВрд╖, рдкреНрдпреВрд╖ рдкреНрд░рдЬрд╛рдкрддреА, P-I-Y-U-S-H, P-R-A-J-A-P-A, рдпрд╣рд╛рдИ, рдирд╣реАрдВ рд╣реИ, рд▓рд┐рд╕реНрдореЗрдВ рдирд╣реАрдВ рд╣реИ рддреБрдорд╛рд░рд╛ рдирд╛рдо рдЬрд╛рдУ, рдЕрд░реЗ рд╕рд░ рдореЗрдВ рдЬреВрдЯ рдХреНрдпреЛрдВ рдмреЛрд▓реВрдБрдЧрд╛, рдореИрдВ рдПрдкреНрд▓реЛрдИ рд╣реВрдВ, рд╕рд░ рдкреНрд▓реАрдЬ рдореЗрд░рд╛ рдкрд╣рд▓рд╛ рджрд┐рди рд╣реИ рд╕рд░, рдХреЛрдИ рддреЛ рддрд░реАрдХрд╛ рд╣реЛрдЧрд╛,
07:46рд╕рдмреНрд╕рдХреНрд░рд╛рдЗрдм рд╣реЛ рдПрдХ рдкреНрд░рд╛рдЗрдмред
08:09рдпрд╣ рдирд╣реАрдВ рджреЛ рдПрдкрдХреНрд╖рдг рдУрди рджреЗрдЦрд╝реЗ рд╣реИрдВ, рдФрд░ рддреЗрдХреЛ рдирд╣реАрдВ рд╣реИ, рдЬрд╛ рд╣реИрдВ рдЬрд╛ рд╣реИ, рдореБрдЖ рд╣реИ рд▓рд┐рдП рдпрд╣ рдкреНрд░рдХрдд рд╣реИ
08:13рдЕрдЯреНрд░рд╛рдЗрдмред
08:17Occupied!
08:18Is this conference room B?
08:20What the hell?
08:23You know, when someone is occupied in a washroom,
08:26it doesn't mean it doesn't come in.
08:28Yes, but it doesn't have a washroom.
08:32Yes, you are right.
08:35This is conference room B.
08:37And still occupied.
08:47What are you doing below?
08:49I'm not taking power.
08:53The project of the machine is not working.
08:56I don't know the problem. What is the remote or the report?
08:58It may be, someone has stolen the batteries.
09:01You have stolen it.
09:02No, no.
09:03I told you to report it here.
09:05There was supposed to be an orientation and welcome speech by Mr. Mahinder Dhume.
09:09Who?
09:10Vice President Mahinder Dhume.
09:12Oh, Dhume.
09:14You don't call a welcome speech, it's a warning speech.
09:18Why? What does that mean?
09:20It means that it's been finished for 20 minutes.
09:22Go.
09:23Go and talk with me.
09:24Oh, okay. Thank you.
09:26Let's go.
09:27Let's go.
09:36Buzzfeed article 5 ways to make new friends at work according to the most effective way to share work related jokes.
09:42But what do you do when you remember the maximum jokes in HR?
09:45And you are sitting in front of yourself.
09:48GMAT or GRE?
09:50What ma'am?
09:52Who are you preparing? GMAT or GRE?
09:55No.
09:56No one of them.
10:00Piyosh, do you know what my job description is?
10:02Provides stand-up material for comics.
10:05You are the HR manager?
10:06No.
10:08Oh shit.
10:09What happened?
10:10I'm a people's expert.
10:13There are techies at night code.
10:15And I will decode them here.
10:19For example, if someone is out of the blue accent in English,
10:22then I decode he's trying for an on-site project.
10:25If someone's life, family function, relatives' death,
10:27lose motion, etc.
10:29quite frequently happens,
10:30then I decode that he's trying for another job.
10:34And if the job is late before the day,
10:36then I decode
10:37that he doesn't have any interest in his career
10:39because he's already preparing for further studies.
10:44So, GMAT or GRE?
10:46No ma'am actually,
10:47there is no such thing.
10:48Do you have to update the GRE sheets?
10:49Yes sir.
10:50Yes sir.
10:54What's going on?
10:56Nothing sir.
10:57New join is late.
10:58The first day is late.
11:00From whose team?
11:02Megha.
11:06So why isn't Megha dealing with this?
11:08She knows this is part of her JD.
11:10Sir, I was just ensuring that no PL add.
11:13Her team is already stretched.
11:15PL?
11:17Ah, I see.
11:18And before labelling him as a PL,
11:20did you even check with him why is he late?
11:24Every story needs a good guy.
11:26I think I found one.
11:28Sir, actually I was on time.
11:30I was on time.
11:31I was on time.
11:32There were errors in biometrics,
11:33so that's why I got late.
11:35Supriya.
11:36I hope you realise,
11:37instead of trying to cover for Megha,
11:39you should have called the system administrator.
11:41Yes sir.
11:48Sir, I don't know if you remember sir,
11:50but you were like our college for pre-placement talk.
11:53And sir, I must say the way you inspired all of us,
11:55it was amazing sir.
11:56And I still remember what you said sir.
11:58The world is not run by politicians,
12:00film makers, cricketers,
12:01but by people sitting and working in cubicles.
12:03Yes.
12:05And here I thought,
12:06students in talks,
12:07just eat pizza.
12:09Ah!
12:10Angad Vagmari.
12:11Please join us.
12:14Where were you?
12:15You were taking a nap in working hours?
12:17No sir.
12:18Yes sir.
12:20So,
12:21can you explain to this guy,
12:22why he had to waste half his morning,
12:23because of a biometric system error,
12:24that you are in charge of?
12:25Actually.
12:32Please set up his system immediately.
12:34And tell Megha too,
12:35before giving excuses,
12:37you should have to do your work.
12:38We'll save everyone's time.
12:48Hey dude,
12:49I'm not going to listen to Professor X.
12:52I have set up the main name.
12:54The internal mail server is already configured,
12:56with a temporary password.
12:57You'll also need your RSA token.
12:59I'll take it.
13:00Okay.
13:01Thank you.
13:02I hope he's not taking it personally.
13:04What's the password?
13:05I hope you die underscore one two three.
13:10Maybe he is taking it personally.
13:12Oh,
13:13all small,
13:14yeah.
13:15Hi,
13:16I'm Piyush.
13:17Hi.
13:18Intern?
13:19Oh,
13:20no actually,
13:21it's a little bit of a story.
13:22I'm the new junior developer.
13:23Oh,
13:24okay.
13:25I'm Gautam and that is Gambhir.
13:26Hi.
13:27I don't say much.
13:28But you listen to me.
13:29You have to change my name for PJ every time.
13:32So,
13:33Shetty doesn't like jokes
13:34and I don't like anyone touching my mouth.
13:36Just stay away from this.
13:37We'll be fine.
13:38The introduction is full,
13:39take care of the work.
13:40I remember Megan's deadline of end of day.
13:42And you know my policy?
13:44If the deadline is not meet,
13:46then the day will not end.
13:48Hi, Megha, ma'am.
13:49I'm Piyush Prashapati.
13:50Call me, Megha.
13:52You are the new joining.
13:53Yes, ma'am.
13:54Ma'am, sorry.
13:55Actually, I got a little late in the morning.
13:57Piyush.
13:58Yes, ma'am.
13:59I like mysteries.
14:00So, why don't we keep the secret of your later arrival a mystery?
14:03And focus on work?
14:04Sure, ma'am.
14:05Megha.
14:06No, ma'am.
14:07I have assigned a task.
14:08Just have a look and let me know the timeline.
14:10Okay.
14:14SQL stack.
14:16Shit.
14:17Shit.
14:18Shit.
14:19Shit.
14:20Shit.
14:21Shit.
14:22The one thing I've never been confident about.
14:27So, when can I expect it?
14:29Okay.
14:30Better play it safe.
14:31Two.
14:32Max three days, ma'am.
14:35This is a big boys club, Piyush Prashapati.
14:38Four hours.
14:40Relax.
14:41Just relax.
14:42Tendulkar will be nervous on your W.
14:45The question is, where do I start?
14:49RSA token.
14:50Don't share it with anyone.
14:51Okay.
14:52Sign.
14:53SQL stack permit.
14:56Yes, man.
14:57SQL is my whole SQL.
14:59We will have to read all manuals.
15:01If you are going to read the manual,
15:03then the whole probation will be removed.
15:04How much time is it?
15:05Four hours.
15:06Hmm.
15:08Work.
15:09Work.
15:10In the stack exchange,
15:11all the codes are available.
15:12Take it there.
15:13Give it a signature change.
15:17Is that allowed?
15:19Now, what is my experience of the last year?
15:21You have a degree.
15:22You will get more.
15:27You know it's hard to say no to an easy way out
15:29when you are at the risk of getting a duck on your deck.
15:31I am coming, ma'am.
15:39Call me kangaroo.
15:40Kangaroo?
15:41Why?
15:42No reason.
15:43When I say call me mega,
15:44you seem to ignore it.
15:47Mega?
15:48Sorry.
15:49You called me?
15:50Yes.
15:51Yeah.
15:53So, I gave you four hours to complete the task.
15:55Hmm.
15:56And you managed to do it in two.
15:58How?
15:59Control C.
16:00Control V.
16:01Control C.
16:02Control V.
16:03Easy.
16:04Actually, I had some help.
16:05I was sitting outside.
16:06So, I asked Angad.
16:07Yes.
16:08I told you I like mysteries.
16:10Unfortunately, the only one here is
16:13GitHub is a stack exchange.
16:15Where did you copy it?
16:16Escape.
16:17Escape.
16:18Escape.
16:19Escape.
16:20I am sorry, ma'am.
16:21I know you must be angry, but I got a little nervous.
16:25That's why I just-
16:26I am not angry.
16:27Just annoyed because of me I need to call whether to report this or not.
16:30No, no.
16:31I am sorry.
16:32Just give me, by the end of the day I will complete the task.
16:33No need.
16:34I have already told Gautam to complete the task.
16:37I have assigned you some offline MOAPIs.
16:40Can't risk a PL on a life project.
16:42What the hell is a PL?
16:44You will go now.
16:51Sorry, ma'am.
16:52Megha.
16:53Yes, Megha.
16:54Next time I will go.
16:55Yeah.
17:09I told you something.
17:10I have changed your temporary passport again.
17:13Kaleja is cold.
17:15Underscore.
17:16One, two, three.
17:27Lunch on first day is always sticky.
17:29Whether it's a bench or college or a cafeteria.
17:33The only silver lining is that maybe Kalpesh had a worse day.
17:39Hey, what are you eating?
17:40What are you eating here?
17:41It's very bad.
17:42You ate it first?
17:43No.
17:44That Rajjo Amin, Rajinder.
17:45My teammate is my team.
17:46He is giving me an office store.
17:47He is telling us.
17:48Our team is taking us to go to lunch.
17:50Intro treat.
17:51That's right.
17:54What is this?
17:55This.
17:56This has given me a welcome gift for the team.
17:59You look like a cutie, right?
18:01You're welcome.
18:02I don't even know anyone.
18:04How are you doing?
18:06You're already starting your work?
18:07Yes, of course.
18:08In fact, getting along very well.
18:10And guess who I met today?
18:12Who?
18:13Dhumay sir.
18:14And you know, I have a feeling he likes me.
18:16I have a feeling he likes me.
18:17You know, one of my biometric problems was solved.
18:20Wow, son.
18:21You first had a problem.
18:23You have an SME in coding.
18:25What?
18:26SME.
18:27A subject matter expert.
18:28Sorry.
18:29I'm trying to try to get a little lingo.
18:31What?
18:32My way of chaplussi.
18:33You know.
18:34Let's go.
18:35Listen.
18:36Listen.
18:37Do you know what PL means?
18:39Not sure.
18:40But I think it's potential ability.
18:42Let's go.
18:54In 3D8s, it's absolutely right.
18:56It's a lot of pain in yourself.
18:58It's a lot of pain in the first place.
19:02The day started with the hope that it will be a perfect first day.
19:05And here, there's not a single person who seems to even remotely like me.
19:10But then again, the day is not over yet.
19:14Are you Piyush Prajapati?
19:16Oh, hi, sir.
19:17Sorry, sir.
19:18I forgot to introduce you.
19:19Did you try to copy a code from Stack Exchange and upload on Live Project?
19:26Yes, sir.
19:28Okay.
19:29Do you have any idea how risky it could have been for the company had the client pounded?
19:35Sorry, sir.
19:36Sir, but Megha ma'am has already assigned the-
19:38Well, if Megha was doing her job properly, she would have officially reported you.
19:41But no.
19:43Righteous.
19:44You have to protect her image.
19:45But you want to see how incompetent people are in the company.
19:47Sir, I'm competent, sir.
19:50The only thing is I took some bad advice this time.
19:55Okay.
19:56So here's some advice from my side.
19:59That the visitors' badge, you have to take it away.
20:01Because I have serious doubts from this company.
20:03How many people are in the company?
20:04Because I have serious doubts from this company.
20:05How many people are in the company?
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20:29рдЕреЛрдЪреНрдЫрд┐рдб рдФрд░ рд▓реЛрдЧ рджреЛ рдПрдВрдЯ рд╡реЛ рд╕рдмрдЧреЗ рджреЛ рдХрд┐ рдЕрдм рдкрд╛рд░реА рдирд╣ рдЬреЛ рдЕрдмреВрдБрд╢рд╛ рдХреЛ рдореБрдкрд╛рд░реА рдХрд┐ рдЕрдмреВрдБрд╡рд╛рд░реА рдХрд┐ рдПрдВрдЧрд░ рдирд╣ рдХрд┐ рдЕ рдХрд┐ рдЕрдмреВрдм рджреЛрдЦрдХреЗ рдЬрдм рдХрд┐ рдЕрдм рдЗрдВрдЧ рдЦрдм рд╕рддрдВрд╕ рдШрдм рдЦрд╛рд▓реА рдЬрдм рд╣реЛрдЧрд╛ рдЭрд╛рд▓реА рдХрд┐ рдЯрд╛рд▓реА рд╕реЗ рдЬрдм рдСрдирд╛ рдерд╛рдпрд╛ рдЬрд╛рдпрд╛ рд╣реБрдЖрдПрдПрдПрдПрдПрдПрдПрдПрдПрдПя┐╜
20:59рдЦреЛрд░ рд░рд╣реЗ рд╕реЗрдлреЙрд░рд╛рдУрдВ рдПрдк рд▓реБрдЦ рд╣реИред
21:07рдПрдХ рдЬрд┐рд▓реНрдЧ рддреЛрд░ рдкрд░ рдПрдХ рдЖрдк рд▓рд╛рдЧ рд╣реИред
21:11рдПрдХ рд▓рд╛рдЧ рд╣реИред
21:17рдХреБрдЫ рдореИрдВ рдПрдХ рдкрд░ рд░рд╣рд╛ рд╣реИред
21:21рдЦрд░ рд░рд╣рд╛ рд╣реИред
21:26рдореИрдВ рддреЛ рдЖрдк рдмрд▓реЙрдЧ рд╣реИред
21:29рдпрд╣ рдпрд╣ рдФрд░ рдЖрдЬ рдХреБрдП Kрд░ рджреЛрдЬ рдкрд░ рджреЛ рдмреЙрдЯреА рджреЛ рдХрд┐ рдЕрдЬрд┐рдпрд╛ ╨н╤В╨╛ рдирд╣реАрдВ рджреЛ рдХрд┐ рджреЛ рдХрд░реЗрдВ
21:40рд╡рд╛рд╣рд░рд╛ рдкрд╣рд▓рджреАрди рд╣реИ рдЕрдЬрд╝ рдереЛ рдмрд╣реБ рдкрд╣рд▓ рджреЛ рдЦрдиреЗ рдХреЗ рд▓рд┐рдЦрд╛ рд╣реВрдБ рдФрд░ рдЬрд╛ рдПрдХ рднрд╛рд╖реНрдЯ рд▓рд┐рдЦрд╛ рд╣реБрдЖ рд▓рдЧ рджреЛ рдХреЗ рдЬрд╛ рд▓рдЧрдд рдерд╛ рджреЛ рдерд╛ рдЬрд╛рдирд╛ рдЬрд╛ рд╣реИ
21:50рдХреНрдпреЛрдВрдХрд┐ рдкрд╣рд▓рд╛ рджреЗрди рдЬрд╛рддрд╛ рд╣реИ рдкреВрд░рд╛ рд╕рд╛рд▓ рдРрд╕рд╛ рд╣реА рдирд┐рдХрд▓рддрд╛ рд╣реИ рдкрд┐рд░ рддреЛ рдЖрджреА рджреБрдирд┐рдпрд╛ рдХрд╛ рдкреВрд░рд╛ рд╕рд╛рд▓ рд╣реА рдирд┐рдХрд▓рдирд╛ рдЪрд╛рд╣рд┐рдП рдирд╣реАрдВ?
22:02Thank you ma'am
22:04Piyush
22:07Did you complete the task I had assigned to you?
22:10Yes ma'am
22:11рдПрдХ рд╡рд░рд┐рдЬрд┐рди рдХрдВрдкреНрд▓реАрдЯ рдХрд┐рдпрд╛ рд╣реИ рджрд░рд╛рд╕рд╛ рдореЗрд░рд╕ рдЕрдкрд▓реЛрдб рдХрд░рдХреЗ рдкрддрд╛рддрд╛ рд╣реВрдВ
22:15Then why didn't you add any effort?
22:17рд╡рд┐рд╡ рдирд┐рдХ рдкрд╛рд▓ рдирд╛ рдЪрд╛рд╣рд┐рдП рдерд╛ рдирд╛?
22:20But Megha, рдкрд╣рд▓реЗ рдмрд╛рд░ рдореЗрдВ рдХреЛрдИ рд╕рдХреНрд╕реЗрд╕рдлрд╝рд▓реА рдХрдВрдкреНрд▓реА рдЗрди рдХреЛрдкреАрд▓рд╛ рд╣реИ?
22:23Errors рддреЛ рдПрдХрд┐рдП рдЬрд╣ рд░рд╣реЗрдВрдЧреЗ рдЬреЛ рдереАрди рдмрд╛рд░ рджреАрдмрдЧ рдХрд░рдирд╛ рдкрдбрд╝реЗрдЧрд╛
22:26Exactly
22:27рдкрд╣рд▓рд╛ рджреЗрди рдП рд░рд░реНрд╕ рддреЛ рдПрдХрд┐рдП рдФрд░ рджреЗрди рдПрдВрдЧреЗ
22:30And let me save you the suspense, second day рдПрдХрд┐рдП рдФрд░ рдЬрд╣реЗрдВрдЧреЗ
22:33And third too
22:34But like you rightly said, just keep debugging.
22:39But in 7D, my friend Kalpesh, he seems to be getting along without any errors.
22:44So?
22:45But it's the same job, same office, same culture.
22:49рдпрд╣реА рддреЛ рдкреНрд░реЙрдмреНрд▓рдо рд╣реИ рдЗрдВрдХреНрдпреВрдмрд┐рдХрд▓реНрд╕ рдХреА.
22:51рдЗрдВрдХреНрдпреВрдмрд┐рдХрд▓реНрд╕ рдХреА?
22:53рд╣рд╛рдБ, рдЗрд╕рд╛рд░реЗ рдХреНрдпреВрдмрд┐рдХрд▓реНрд╕ рдПрдХ рдЬреИрд╕реЗ рджрд┐рдЦрддреЗ рд╣реИрдВ,
22:56simple, square, almost indistinguishable.
22:59рдЬреИрд╕реЗ рд╡реЛ рдЙрдирд▓рд╛рдЗрди рдУрд░ рдХрд░рдиреЗ рдкреЗ рдЬреЛ рдмреЙрдХреНрд╕реЗ рдЖрддреЗ рд╣реИрдВ,
23:02рдЗрд╕рд▓рд┐рдП рд╢рд╛рдпрдж рд╣рдо рднреВрд▓ рдЬрд╛рддреЗ рд╣реИрдВ рдХрд┐ рдмреЙрдХреНрд╕реЗ рдПрдХ рдЬреИрд╕реЗ рд╣реИрдВ,
23:05рддреЛ рдХреНрдпрд╛ рд╣реБрдЖ?
23:06What matters is рдХрд┐ рдЕрдВрджрд░ рдХреНрдпрд╛ рд╣реИ?
23:08The point is, рд╣рд░ рдЪреАрдЬ рдЕрд▓рдЧ рд╣реИ.
23:13рд╕рдмрдХрд╛ рдбреЗрдХреНрд╕реНрдЯреЙрдк рдмреЙрд▓ рдкреЗрдкрд░ рдЕрд▓рдЧ рд╣реИ.
23:16рдЪреЗрд░ рдХреА рд╣рд╛рдЗрдк рднреА рдЕрд▓рдЧ рд╣реИ.
23:19рд╕реЛрдиреЗ рдХрд╛ рдЯрд╛рд╣рд┐рдо рдЕрд▓рдЧ рд╣реИ.
23:23рдФрд░ рд╢рд╛рдпрдж рдЙрдардиреЗ рдХрд╛ рдЕрд▓рд╛рдо рднреА рдЕрд▓рдЧ рд╣реИ.
23:27рдлреНрд░реЗрдВрдб рд╕реЗ рд▓реЗрдХрд░ рдиреЗрдорд╕рд┐рд╕ рддрдХ рд╕рдм рдЕрд▓рдЧ рд╣реИ.
23:32рдкреНрдпреВрд╢ рд╕рдмрдХреА рдЬреЛрд░реНрдиреА рдЕрд▓рдЧ рд╣реИ.
23:36And maybe destination too.
23:49рдХрд╛рдо рджрд▓реЗ рд╣рдо рд╕рдм рдпреЗ рдмреЙрдХреНрд╢рд┐рдп рдкреНрдпреВрдмрд┐рдХрд▓реНрд╕ рдореЗрдВ рдХрд░рддреЗ рд╣реИрдВ.
23:58рдкрд░ рд╣рд░ рдХрд┐рд╕реА рдХреА рд╕реНрдЯреЛрд░реА рдЕрд▓рдЧ рд╣реИ.
24:03рдореИрдВ рдХреМрди рд╣реВрдБ
24:10рдореЗрд░реЗ рдореМрд▓рд╛ рддреБрдЭрдХреЛ рдкрддрд╛ рд╣реИ рдЪрд▓рддрд╛ рд░рд╣реВрдВ
24:21рдореЗрд░реА рдордиреНрдЬрд┐рд▓ рдореЗрд░рд╛ рд░рд╕реНрддрд╛ рд╣реИ рдореИрдВ рдХреМрди рд╣реВрдБ
24:31рдореЗрд░реЗ рдореМрд▓рд╛ рддреБрдЭрдХреЛ рдкрддрд╛ рд╣реИ рдЪрд▓рддрд╛ рд░рд╣реВрдВ
24:42рдореЗрд░реА рдордиреНрдЬрд┐рд▓ рдореЗрд░рд╛ рд░рд╕реНрддрд╛
24:46рдореЗрд░реЗ рдореЗрд╣ рдмреЙрдХреНрдпреЛрдк
24:57рдореЗрд░реЗ рдо рдХрд░рддреЗ рд╣реИрдВ.
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