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  • 7/3/2025
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00:00What can I get for you?
00:11Hey.
00:13What are you doing here, Margo?
00:15I just want to know how my little steps is doing.
00:18Is that wrong?
00:20Get out.
00:22Don't you want to ask me how Mark is doing?
00:25Ever since he left you for me, I've been so happy.
00:28Oh, and look.
00:34I just want the money he owes me.
00:37I need it.
00:38Aw, your mom is still sick, isn't she?
00:42You know, we would love to help you out, but I just don't really want to.
00:49You should really just leave right now.
00:51Don't worry, Rose.
00:53You'll find someone someday.
00:55I said get out!
00:58It's really coming down out there, huh?
01:16What do you want?
01:19Well, I haven't really had a chance to look.
01:21I just had to pull in here.
01:23You can't see a thing on the road.
01:24Should I come back?
01:26No.
01:27No.
01:28Yeah.
01:28Uh, black coffee, uh, vanilla cake.
01:39Do you need help reading?
01:41Hey, what's your problem?
01:45I think black coffee it is.
01:48I wasn't done.
01:50Yeah?
01:58Your stepbrother is engaged.
02:01What?
02:02He wouldn't do that.
02:03He would.
02:05And he will.
02:06If he gets married before you, the inheritance goes to him, Will.
02:10I know, Mom.
02:11And what are you planning to do about it?
02:14Well, it's not going to be a problem.
02:16How is it not a problem, Will?
02:19Because, because I'm married.
02:25You're married?
02:28To whom?
02:32To a beautiful girl.
02:34It was spontaneous.
02:35But I'm in love.
02:36You have to bring her to Christmas, of course.
02:41Yeah, of course.
02:43Okay.
02:44I'm excited to meet her.
02:46She sounds just lovely, honey.
02:48Bye for now.
02:51Enjoy your haircut.
02:55Are you always like this?
02:57Like what?
02:58I don't know.
02:59Slightly bitchy.
03:01What did you just say?
03:03I didn't say you were a bitch.
03:05I just said you're acting kind of bitchy.
03:09Get out of my diner right now, please.
03:11Well, I would hardly believe this is your diner.
03:14I mean, the fact...
03:15There's a gun under the counter today is not the day to test me.
03:24Coffee.
03:30Go, Adele.
03:31Hey, what are you doing for Christmas?
03:33For Christmas.
03:35What?
03:36For Christmas.
03:37What are your plans?
03:39I have this big event.
03:42Come to New York with me for the holidays.
03:45I'll pay you a million dollars if you do this for me.
03:48Is this a joke?
03:49Am I unpunked?
03:51No.
03:51No joke.
03:53You just...
03:54You have to pretend you're someone else.
03:56No one can know who you are.
03:57We need to get married.
04:02God, I cannot believe I just did that.
04:05Mm-hmm.
04:06Okay, one more time.
04:07What's your name?
04:08Rosamund O.
04:09Mm-hmm.
04:09Good.
04:10And what do you do?
04:11Real estate.
04:12Commercial real estate.
04:13Don't forget.
04:14We have to be off book by the time we get there.
04:16What are you looking at?
04:24Those.
04:25Those aren't gonna work.
04:34God, I'm freaking out.
04:36Just act natural.
04:38Remember what we rehearsed.
04:40You got this.
04:41Okay.
04:44That's for you.
04:46Hi, Bob.
04:56Oh, son.
05:01You must be Rose.
05:02Hello, Mrs. Carter.
05:03Merry Christmas, please.
05:05Call me Deborah.
05:07This is William's father, Merlin.
05:10Rose, please come inside.
05:12You two must be freezing.
05:14Give me, give me, give me.
05:15I can't tell my cup of wine.
05:21But this is amazing, my dreams.
05:23Tell me, dude.
05:24Say this?
05:25Here's our living area.
05:28Oh.
05:29If it isn't Big Brother.
05:31Home for the holidays, huh?
05:33And look, this must be the new wifey.
05:36Hi.
05:37Rose.
05:39Rose. What a beautiful name.
05:41Do you have a last name, Rose?
05:45Trouble remembering?
05:46No.
05:49Barkle.
05:53Barkle. That's an interesting last name.
05:56It's Dutch.
05:58Right. What do you do, Rose, huh?
06:01Commercial real estate.
06:04Commercial real estate? Impressive.
06:06And how do you like that job?
06:09Enough with the interrogation, Luke.
06:11Oh, easy.
06:12Just trying to get to know my sister-in-law.
06:15You know, she must be really special
06:16since you didn't tell the family about her.
06:20I have an idea.
06:22Rose, honey, why don't you help me with the Christmas tree?
06:26We could get to know each other more.
06:27But I think I should get settled in.
06:30Don't be silly. The buffer will put your bags away.
06:33I really do.
06:34Come on.
06:36Come on, boys.
06:39I've missed this.
06:41We'll open that any bottle of those in here.
06:43Yeah.
06:43Whatever it is.
06:50What's wrong?
06:51I just don't think I'm ready to, you know.
07:06What are you?
07:07No, no, no, no.
07:09You're not going to sleep on the floor.
07:11You don't have another option.
07:12I have an idea.
07:18See?
07:19All set.
07:23Good night, Rose.
07:24Thanks again for doing this for me.
07:27Good night, Will.
07:28Oh, my God.
07:39Oh, my God.
07:41Whoa.
07:43Whoa.
07:44I gotta go.
07:46You're always wonder woman lost her bosoms on the T-A-A-A-Chinkle.
07:56Oh, my God.
07:56You're always wonder woman lost her bosoms on the T-A-A-A-Chinkle.
08:00What the fuck?
08:26Welcome to the annual Carter Christmas Wreath Decoration Competition.
08:34I'm so excited.
08:37Everyone's ready.
08:39Let's get started.
08:45I don't know what you're trying to pull here, but I'm on to you.
08:50What do you mean?
08:53There's no way you are who you say you are.
08:56I looked into you.
08:58Couldn't find anything.
09:02I'm just a very private person.
09:04That's it.
09:04Yeah.
09:05I'll bet.
09:06You know about the inheritance, don't you?
09:09What kind of inheritance?
09:12You're telling me you don't know that if Will gets married before me, he gets the inheritance?
09:17Forty million.
09:18You know, my mom always wins.
09:31Why didn't you tell me about your inheritance?
09:36Look.
09:37Look, I just, I didn't want to complicate things any more than they already were.
09:45Do you really stand to inherit that much money?
09:50Can we, can we not talk about money right now?
09:59I want you to know that I'm really happy that you're here.
10:03Is he gonna try to fucking kiss me?
10:06He's really handsome.
10:09Screw it.
10:18Could I please get room number 305?
10:21Oh.
10:24Well, tell her Rose, her daughter, called her when she wakes up.
10:34Merry Christmas, you too.
10:35I'm fine.
10:38I'll have the money soon, Mom.
10:43Hey, hey, hey, hey.
10:44What's wrong?
10:46Did I do something?
10:47Did I do something?
10:47Did I do something?
10:51Really, that's not fun, though.
10:57No, really.
10:59No.
11:01So, Rose, what were some of the things your family did over Christmas?
11:06What were some of the traditions?
11:08Well, we didn't really have any Christmas decorations or a Christmas tree, but I got a gift every year.
11:16I remember waiting all night for her to come back.
11:21and pulled by the driveway, and no matter what, she always made sure I got a gift.
11:30Honey, that's so sweet.
11:37Come, honey.
11:38Come, honey.
11:38Come, honey.
11:51Margot.
11:52Margot.
11:53Hi, Rose.
11:54Hi, everyone.
11:55My name's Margot.
11:56I'm Rose's friend, and she invited me over for Christmas to stay with all of you, so thank you so much.
12:04Of course.
12:05Of course.
12:06I'm so glad you made it here.
12:08Uh, sorry, Mrs. Deborah, I didn't tell you, probably just have, you know, slipped my mind.
12:12Sure.
12:13How about we leave you two, so you can catch up?
12:17Yeah.
12:18Makes me see.
12:20What are you doing here, Margot?
12:25Don't fuck with me.
12:26I know about the inheritance money.
12:27What?
12:28How?
12:29Friends in high places.
12:30I'll bet.
12:31Look, you know what?
12:32Let's make a deal.
12:33I'll get half of what you get, and I don't tell anyone.
12:3710%.
12:38Deal.
12:39That was easy.
12:40Ooh.
12:41My UV.
12:42Hi, Margot.
12:43Hi.
12:44Don't you have a fiancé?
12:45Oh, no.
12:46She was killing my swag, and once I learned that you already got married, I separated.
12:49I like your face.
12:50I like your face.
12:51Jesus Christ.
12:52Why don't we sit for dinner?
12:54You guys go ahead.
12:55I'll take a leek.
12:56I'll take a leek.
12:59Okay.
13:00Okay.
13:01Okay.
13:02Okay.
13:03Okay.
13:04Okay.
13:05Okay.
13:06Okay.
13:07Okay.
13:08Okay.
13:09I know you're hiding something, bitch.
13:39What the fuck?
13:44Hello, Rose Parrington.
13:47Yo.
13:48It's me.
13:49Yeah.
13:50I need you to look into someone for me.
13:53Yeah.
13:54Her name is Rose Parrington.
13:56Yeah.
13:57Okay.
13:58Thanks.
13:59Bye-bye.
14:00You fucking little bitch.
14:01Rose.
14:02Would you do us the honor of saying grace this year?
14:15Yeah.
14:16Grace.
14:17Grace.
14:18Grace.
14:19Good job, babe.
14:20Yeah.
14:21Uh...
14:22Uh...
14:23We thank Jesus for His grace.
14:25We thank Him for this meal.
14:27And...
14:28Future food?
14:29Uh...
14:30Jesus runs through our bodies like lightning bulbs.
14:35Unlike Santa, Jesus is with us every day.
14:37He goes through our bodies like lightning bulbs and...
14:39Grace.
14:40Good job, babe.
14:41Yeah.
14:42Uh...
14:43Amen.
14:44Amen.
14:45Amen.
14:46Amen.
14:47Enjoy your meal.
14:48Well, well, well.
14:49How are you enjoying the Carter family Christmas this year, huh?
14:52How could I not?
14:53When I'm with my husband.
14:54Ah.
14:55Your husband.
14:56Right, right, right.
14:57Yeah.
14:58What are you doing, Lucas?
14:59Oh, nothing.
15:00I'm just super excited that you and your beautiful friend could join us this year.
15:03Yeah.
15:04What are you doing, Lucas?
15:05Oh, nothing.
15:06I'm just super excited that you and your beautiful friend could join us this year.
15:12Although, I do have one tiny little question for you.
15:18If you are here, then who is covering your shift at the diner?
15:27What?
15:28What did you say?
15:30What are you saying?
15:31Diner?
15:32See, Rose here is not who she says she is.
15:35She's a waitress at a diner in Connecticut.
15:42Is this true, William?
15:47Yeah.
15:49It's true.
15:53Amazing.
15:55Mom, she's not just a waitress. She's my wife.
15:58You will divorce her immediately, Will.
16:00Mom, this is not up for debate.
16:04We will not be made a laughing stock.
16:07My goddamn waitress.
16:09You know how many guys she's probably fucked.
16:12Say it again.
16:13Cut it out.
16:14Well, divorce her now.
16:17This is already embarrassing enough.
16:19I won't.
16:21Well, then we have no choice.
16:24You are no longer welcome in this house as long as she is still your wife.
16:30Honey.
16:33She's trash.
16:35Trash.
16:37She has no place in our family.
16:40What is it?
16:41Rose.
16:44Rose.
16:45Wait.
16:46Don't touch me.
16:47What?
16:48This is just business, remember?
16:50I'm just a waitress.
16:51I'm never gonna feed your family, ever.
16:53Merry Christmas.
16:54What can I get for you?
16:55Rose, why didn't you tell me about your mother?
16:56What?
16:57Oh, no.
16:58I know I'm just a waitress.
17:00It's definitely okay.
17:01I have no geomies.
17:02I have no mercy on my family.
17:04It's definitely okay.
17:05Oh, we're going to be okay.
17:06I have no mercy.
17:07Oh, we're going to be okay.
17:08Oh, we're going to be okay.
17:09I have no mercy, I have no mercy on my family.
17:10Oh, we'll be okay.
17:11Oh, we're going to be okay.
17:12I'm just a hurry.
17:14Oh, we're going to be okay.
17:15I can't waitress.
17:16It's a great time.
17:17Merry Christmas.
17:18What can I get for you?
17:19Rose, why didn't you tell me about your mother?
17:21What?
17:22Her bills are paid.
17:24I wish you had told me sooner.
17:26you didn't have to do that
17:30I know
17:31why are you here?
17:36can you sit down?
17:46look, I came to tell you
17:47it was about the money first
17:50but
17:51I didn't plan to
17:54fall in love
17:55but I did
17:56but
17:59what are those?
18:03divorce papers
18:04you just have to sign and I'll have my guy
18:08submit them tonight
18:09it'll be official
18:10but what about the money?
18:13you won't get it anymore
18:15it's not about the money
18:17I want you
18:20only you
18:21and
18:24the parents
18:26don't worry about my parents
18:29it's not like you're the first girl
18:31they told me I couldn't date
18:33I want to do it
18:43right
18:44I want to do it right
18:44excuse me, what?
18:52I want a wedding dress
18:55I want a wedding dress this time
18:56of all the diners in the world
19:08he walked into mine
19:10what are the odds
19:12of something like that?
19:15can't be big
19:16I've had a lot of shitty Christmases
19:20but this one
19:22makes up for all of them
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