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The Great Battle of the Houses! 🏠 | Tom vs Jerry | Funny Cartoon Fight
Welcome to The Great Battle of the Houses! 🏠
Watch the ultimate showdown between Tom and Jerry as they turn the entire house upside down in this hilarious episode. From chasing through rooms to setting traps in every corner, this is classic cartoon chaos at its best!
🎬 Whether you're a kid or an adult, everyone loves Tom & Jerry’s timeless rivalry. This clip brings their funniest and craziest moments when the house becomes their battleground.
🧀 Will Jerry outsmart Tom once again? Or will Tom finally win this epic battle? Find out now in HD quality, full of laughs, nostalgia, and nonstop action!
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Welcome to The Great Battle of the Houses! 🏠
Watch the ultimate showdown between Tom and Jerry as they turn the entire house upside down in this hilarious episode. From chasing through rooms to setting traps in every corner, this is classic cartoon chaos at its best!
🎬 Whether you're a kid or an adult, everyone loves Tom & Jerry’s timeless rivalry. This clip brings their funniest and craziest moments when the house becomes their battleground.
🧀 Will Jerry outsmart Tom once again? Or will Tom finally win this epic battle? Find out now in HD quality, full of laughs, nostalgia, and nonstop action!
📌 Why Watch This Clip?
Funniest Tom and Jerry chase moments
Clean, family-friendly content
Classic cartoon humor
HD visuals for all age groups
Great for kids and cartoon fans
📺 Subscribe for more Tom & Jerry comedy videos, best cartoon clips, and epic chase scenes every week!
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00:00:00I guess I spoke too soon.
00:00:10Aurora!
00:00:11I'm hitting the hay, Sheriff, Uncle Jerry.
00:00:14Nothing going on worth staying up for.
00:00:20False alarm.
00:00:23Hey! A wishing star!
00:00:27What'd you wish for?
00:00:28I'll never tell.
00:00:30Attaboy.
00:00:46Being a bank robber's cat is a lonely job.
00:00:50Hungry one, too.
00:00:52Good thing old Tom knows how to chase the blues away.
00:00:58Hey, hey, I just made my biggest haul ever.
00:01:10I'm gonna hide it in this pinata where no one will suspect.
00:01:13You guard my loot with your life, cat.
00:01:15Anything happens to it and...
00:01:17Got it!
00:01:19Got it!
00:01:20You're the only one.
00:01:21You're the only one.
00:01:22I can't do that.
00:01:23I can't do that.
00:01:25You're the only one!
00:01:26...D Band-Aid's
00:01:40Green Team
00:01:41I'm fine.
00:02:11Yahoo! My wish came true! Christmas in July!
00:02:41Ha!
00:02:43Whee!
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00:03:04Ah, what's with the Pinotti Club?
00:03:06There's a time bomb inside, see?
00:03:09We deliver this to the bank manager for his birthday,
00:03:12and when it goes boom, we run in and rob the vault!
00:03:15Ha-ha!
00:03:16Whee!
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00:04:08I don't know.
00:04:38You two done gone viral. Better go get my tackle bag.
00:04:45Now you two just sit tight while I see if I can find what I'm looking for in here.
00:04:52Nope.
00:04:58Now go darn it, where is it? Good thing I didn't pack much for this trip.
00:05:02Ah, there we go. This will have you back in the saddle right quick. My very own Texas zinger.
00:05:11Open up there, n-n-n-nephew. Since you're cityfied, we'll have to start you off easy.
00:05:27Hang on there, n-n-n-nephew. Worked a little too good.
00:05:32The End
00:05:35The End
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00:05:52Hmm, that batch doesn't pass its expiration date. Better go whoop up some more.
00:06:00Now, let's see.
00:06:09Oh, yeah, almost forgot.
00:06:12A little squeeze of this here snake juice.
00:06:18Well, that's the best I can do using citified ingredients.
00:06:24Hope it does the trick.
00:06:25This batch is so fresh, it might fricassee your innards.
00:06:35Maybe a bigger gulp will do you.
00:06:50Oh, I guess it's got a delayed reaction.
00:06:55Fire!
00:07:00Great balls of fire!
00:07:26It's an infamous...
00:07:28Threat detected.
00:07:37Security feature activated.
00:07:48Threat neutralized.
00:07:49Dispensing cold beverage.
00:08:06Accelerate dispensing.
00:08:07Hello, I am Snotty.
00:08:21How may I help you?
00:08:23Make cake.
00:08:24Operate dishwasher.
00:08:26Clean oven.
00:08:26Make waffles.
00:08:28Vacuum.
00:08:29Floor!
00:08:30System overload.
00:08:31System overload.
00:08:33Hello, I am Snotty.
00:08:35How may I help you?
00:08:48Royal a steak.
00:08:50Snotty system overload.
00:08:58Prepare toast.
00:09:02Do you want to end automation?
00:09:05End automation.
00:09:06End automation.
00:09:07End automation.
00:09:08I'm sorry.
00:09:10The system cannot be turned off.
00:09:11Commence ironing.
00:09:36Commence blending.
00:09:42Ow!
00:09:44Ow!
00:09:45Ow!
00:09:46Ow!
00:09:47Ow!
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00:09:50Ow!
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00:10:00Ow!
00:10:01Ow!
00:10:02Ow!
00:10:03Ow!
00:10:04Ow!
00:10:05Thomas, you're filthy.
00:10:25Looks like it's bath time, mister.
00:10:27Good thing I bought some more pet shampoo.
00:10:30You're going to need it.
00:10:34Hold still, Tom.
00:10:35Aw, you look adorable, Thomas.
00:10:54Something smells all pretty and flowery-like.
00:10:57Hey, you two, cut it out.
00:10:59Can't you see I'm trying to get some sleep here?
00:11:02What the?
00:11:02Hey, look at this mess.
00:11:09You carpeted the whole yard.
00:11:12Looks like you're losing your hair, pal.
00:11:14Hey, I want you to get some sleep.
00:11:18I shall-
00:11:20I'm going to get some sleep.
00:11:21I don't know.
00:11:21I'm going to go check it out.
00:11:22I'm going to get some sleep.
00:11:26I don't know.
00:11:27I don't know if that's掉 this off.
00:11:28I don't know.
00:11:29It's like you just have to get some sleep.
00:11:30I don't know.
00:11:31I've got to do that.
00:11:32I don't know if that's the best thing.
00:11:33I guess I'll get you.
00:11:35I think we should go.
00:11:36I don't know if that's the best thing.
00:11:37I can get you.
00:11:38Oh, okay.
00:12:08This woke me up for this.
00:12:21You want me to help?
00:12:23Let's see.
00:12:24Four easy ways to stop hair loss.
00:12:27If I do it, you'll stop shitting all over my yard.
00:12:31Number one, mudpacks.
00:12:33Let's get to work.
00:12:34Okay, cat.
00:12:39Here comes your treat.
00:12:46Keep them coming, mouse.
00:12:48I don't know if it's working, but it sure is fun.
00:12:57Tom, now what did you get into?
00:13:04Ah!
00:13:06Ah!
00:13:08Ah!
00:13:14Ah!
00:13:16Ah!
00:13:17Oh, my God.
00:13:47Oh, my God.
00:14:17Oh, my God.
00:14:47Oh, my God.
00:15:17Oh, my God.
00:15:47Good morning, sir.
00:15:55We're ready to start.
00:15:56We'll look over the tile selections after the ribbon cutting.
00:15:59Cappuccinos, scones, and a complimentary gift basket are in your trailer.
00:16:02Thank you so much, sir.
00:16:04We're ready to go.
00:16:12Oh, boy.
00:16:13Oh, my God.
00:16:14Oh, boy.
00:16:14Oh, boy.
00:16:15Oh, boy.
00:16:16Oh, boy.
00:16:16Oh, boy.
00:16:17Oh, boy.
00:16:18Ah, what now?
00:16:36Oh, you want a bigger house?
00:16:42It'll cost you extra.
00:16:48Oh, nice doing business with you!
00:17:06So you want us to get back to work?
00:17:19Well, for your information, this is our union contract coffee break.
00:17:24You're in a hurry.
00:17:26Do it yourself.
00:17:36We're behind schedule with this rebuild.
00:17:45Keep it coming.
00:18:06You want a pool now?
00:18:08Why don't you do it?
00:18:10All you do is dig a hole, pour some concrete, just add water.
00:18:36Oh, I see you've already started playing with it.
00:18:56Who's such a ridiculous looking creature?
00:18:58I know you'll have lots of fun with this one.
00:19:02Come and get the kitty cat.
00:19:04Come and get it.
00:19:05Yes, you can.
00:19:06Yes, you can.
00:19:07Go fetch the kitty, Choo-Choo.
00:19:22Oh, he looks like he'd be a perfect Betty Bob buddy for nappy times.
00:19:26Oh, I'm so happy he's enjoying his new toys.
00:19:43Now, what am I forgetting?
00:19:45Oh, yes.
00:19:46The dry cleaning is in the trunk.
00:19:47That new service got this done in a snap.
00:20:02Oh, yes, it didn't work.
00:20:19Oh, yes.
00:21:50Say, can I have some of those emergency food capsules?
00:21:53I'm starving.
00:21:54Can I have some of those emergency food capsules?
00:21:59Can I have some of those emergency food capsules?
00:22:11Gee, Cap'n, you just ate a whole year's worth of dehydrated food, and when you swallowed it, it got all wet and really big.
00:22:20Are you okay, Cap'n?
00:22:25Cap'n, you just ate a whole year's worth of dehydrated food, and then, you just ate a whole year's worth of dehydrated food.
00:22:35Whoa! Hold on, Cap'n Jerry!
00:23:01Quick! Quick! Doctor to the bridge!
00:23:15Hang on, Cap'n Jerry!
00:23:27I just called the doctor.
00:23:29Yes, I'm the doctor.
00:23:35You need to watch your carbs, mister.
00:23:38I'll toss you a salad.
00:23:41Alien!
00:23:43Take that, you alien pussycat!
00:23:55Take that, you alien pussycat!
00:24:07I'll be right back, that's what I'm gonna do.
00:24:09I'm gonna do the food.
00:24:10It's gonna be a small snack.
00:24:11It's like a new snack.
00:24:12Oh!
00:24:22Oh yeah!
00:24:23Oh.
00:24:35Oh.
00:24:38Oh.
00:24:49Oh.
00:24:50I don't know.
00:25:20I don't know.
00:25:50Just throw them away already.
00:25:52It still stinks.
00:25:55It must be the skillet there.
00:25:58Still there.
00:25:59Just get rid of the whole stove.
00:26:02I don't know.
00:26:04I don't know.
00:26:06I don't know.
00:26:08It's not me.
00:26:10I don't know.
00:26:12It's not me.
00:26:13I don't know.
00:26:14I'm not.
00:26:15I'm not.
00:26:16I'm not.
00:26:17I'm not.
00:26:18Oh, whoa, there!
00:26:20I'll be fine.
00:26:22Oh, I got something.
00:26:24Oh, no!
00:26:26Oh, my God!
00:26:28That was a great idea.
00:26:30Oh, no.
00:26:32What?
00:26:34Oh, I think I've got a good idea.
00:26:36Oh, no.
00:26:38Oh, no.
00:26:40This is a good idea.
00:26:42Oh, no.
00:26:44Oh, no.
00:26:46Oh, my God.
00:27:16Oh, my God.
00:27:46Oh, my God.
00:28:16Oh, my God.
00:28:46Oh, my God.
00:29:16Oh, my God.
00:29:46Oh, my God.
00:30:16Oh, my God.
00:30:46Oh, my God.
00:31:16Oh, my God.
00:31:46Oh, my God.
00:32:16Oh, my God.
00:32:46Oh, my God.
00:33:17Perfect.
00:33:18Can't tell them apart.
00:33:19No, he's a little too close.
00:33:21Back him up.
00:33:22Now, that's too far back.
00:33:23Let's bring him forward a little bit more.
00:33:25Back.
00:33:26Back a little bit.
00:33:27Perfect.
00:33:28Perfect.
00:33:29Sound check.
00:33:30Ow.
00:33:31Good enough.
00:33:32Now, let's go.
00:33:33Okay.
00:33:33Now, let's go.
00:33:36Now, let's go.
00:33:50Here.
00:33:52Get that ugly cat out of here.
00:33:59Not that one, the other one.
00:34:03Cat Snacks proud pet owner, you're on.
00:34:07You say I love my Cat Snacks kitty as much as he loves Cat Snacks,
00:34:10then we turn to the cat and he me out. Got it?
00:34:13All right. And action.
00:34:16I love my Cat Snacks kitty as much as he loves Cat Snacks.
00:34:20Yes. Let's hear that meow, buddy.
00:34:24I got this. Meow!
00:34:27Cat! I thought we got rid of that mutt.
00:34:32All right, let's lose the meow and jump to the pet owner's line.
00:34:37I love my Cat Snacks kitty.
00:34:39Cat! Your fingers are in the way.
00:34:42We're losing light, people. Let's get this shot.
00:34:45I love my kitty snacky.
00:34:47Cat!
00:34:47I love my kitty snitty snacky.
00:34:50Cat!
00:34:51I love my snitty snacky.
00:34:53I love my snitty snacky snacky sack.
00:34:56Cat! Forget the line. We can put that in later.
00:34:58My arm is getting stiff from holding this box.
00:35:00I'll take over and play the cat's owner.
00:35:02It's about the cat anyway.
00:35:10Oh, fine.
00:35:11How do I make a Cat Snacks commercial without a cat?
00:35:15Stand in, Cat. You're back on.
00:35:16Let's shut it down.
00:35:34We'll make it work somehow.
00:35:35Great job, Officer Hank. You're a doggone good cop.
00:35:51Okay, that's it. Can we change the channel now? The game is on.
00:35:55Just wait until it's over, honey.
00:35:57After all, it's his favorite program.
00:35:59Isn't it tight?
00:36:00And so, until next time...
00:36:02The Bears are back on their own six-yard line, second and 17.
00:36:08Here's the snap, and...
00:36:10There's another flag.
00:36:18What the...
00:36:19Why, you little thief...
00:36:22It seems like we've got our own canine cop.
00:36:29Now, Tyke, if you're going to be our little police dog, you're going to have to look the part.
00:36:41There, now. You look so cute. Have fun.
00:36:44That's my boy.
00:36:58Ah, you look great, kid.
00:37:00And if you ever need backup, just whistle.
00:37:03Vandalism, huh?
00:37:20I suppose you know what the penalty for that is.
00:37:24A punch and a kisser.
00:37:33What have you got there?
00:37:42No diving, boys only.
00:37:45Well, you know what they say.
00:37:47You can't fight City Hall.
00:37:49And, uh, you know what the penalty is for that, don't you?
00:37:54A punch and a kisser.
00:37:55What do you got?
00:38:25Hmm.
00:38:26Littering.
00:38:27Now, what was the penalty for that?
00:38:30Oh, yeah.
00:38:31The old punch and a kisser.
00:38:47Reckless endangerment.
00:38:50Nice work, son.
00:38:51Sorry, Jerry.
00:38:53Nobody's above the law.
00:38:55Oh, Tom, you brought the mail.
00:39:14Good kitty.
00:39:15Hey, Rick, do you remember that bulldog registry we sent Spike's hair clippings to?
00:39:19No.
00:39:20Well, listen, it turns out Spike is a descendant of a line of royal English bulldogs.
00:39:26Wow, our Spike's a blue blood.
00:39:28And get this.
00:39:29There's an invitation from a Lord Basingstoke to come to his castle in England, all expenses paid.
00:39:35Pack your bags, we're going to England.
00:39:37Woo-hoo!
00:39:37Richard and Ginger, welcome to Basingstoke Manor.
00:39:42Ah, Lord Basingstoke, I presume.
00:39:44Ah, and this must be Spike.
00:39:47Oh, dear.
00:39:48Bad dog, Spike.
00:39:50Um, he must be excited from the trip.
00:39:52It's quite all right.
00:39:54A bit of canine exuberance is in order under the circumstances.
00:39:57Now, it would mean the world to us if Spike came to accept our humble ancestral estate as his permanent home.
00:40:04Perhaps you could visit as often as you like.
00:40:07Now, I'll just pop inside to arrange tea.
00:40:09Meanwhile, you two can borrow the car to go sightseeing if you wish.
00:40:13Oh, yes. We wish.
00:40:15Ha, diggity.
00:40:19And you must be Thomas, Spike's feline counterpart.
00:40:24Pleasure to meet you.
00:40:25From what I hear, we'll have no trouble with mice here with you around.
00:40:31Allow me to introduce Harcourt, the top dog at Basingstoke Manor.
00:40:35He'll be happy to show you around the rounds.
00:40:39What do you say, cuz?
00:40:40Give me some paw.
00:40:43Must not get the concept.
00:40:45So, as you can see, dogs have played a role in this home's history for centuries.
00:40:50To get us acquainted with each other, we'll have a spot of tea, eh, Spike?
00:41:14And here's Harcourt with the tea.
00:41:21Right on time, Harcourt.
00:41:22Now, Spike, you may have had tea back home, but I think you all find this cup to be uniquely exhilarating.
00:41:30Pinkies up!
00:41:31Why don't you two go mingle with the dogs from the neighboring states here at the kennel club?
00:41:46Ooh, hear that?
00:41:47We're gonna mingle, Harcourt!
00:41:48We're gonna mingle, Harcourt!
00:41:49High paw!
00:41:51Don't leave me hanging!
00:41:53He left me hanging!
00:41:54Allow me to introduce you to Dean, Duke, and Duchess.
00:41:58Greetings.
00:41:59Delighted.
00:42:01Charmed, I'm sure.
00:42:03So, what do you do for kicks around here?
00:42:06You know, action.
00:42:07Fun.
00:42:08Well, cricket, I suppose.
00:42:10Cricket?
00:42:11You mean just play with bugs?
00:42:13No, boy.
00:42:14Cricket is a game.
00:42:16Rather like your baseball.
00:42:18Now, we're the batsmen, and Harcourt is the bowler.
00:42:20When the ball comes in, try to hit it.
00:42:26I say, old boy, well played!
00:42:30And here we have our...
00:42:32A diving pool!
00:42:33Check this out!
00:42:36Cannonball!
00:42:39Come on in!
00:42:41Last one in is a rotten dog, Biscuit!
00:42:44I say, wait for us!
00:42:46Woody!
00:42:48Hurry-ho!
00:42:49Cowabunga!
00:42:50Yeah!
00:42:51We'll walk you so soon!
00:42:51L myself!
00:42:51I'll do it!
00:42:52We'll kill you from now!
00:42:53No!
00:42:54No!
00:42:55Yeah!
00:42:56Boy!
00:42:58There you're not going get it!
00:42:59We'll put me in it!
00:42:59Let's go!
00:43:01Hey!
00:43:11Family!
00:43:12I'm hungry!
00:43:13You knew I'm hungry!
00:43:13Research fut bracelets and approaches the world.
00:43:15Actually, if they fall, they're even certain.
00:43:16And then they're totally comforting.
00:43:17Oh, my God.
00:43:47It's all about territory, Cap.
00:44:02You gotta respect the fella's territory.
00:44:05The house is yours, the yard is mine.
00:44:07So let's have no more of this territorial confusion.
00:44:11Capisce?
00:44:12How you doing, pal?
00:44:18You okay?
00:44:19We can't have you in the house today, Tom.
00:44:21We're steaming the carpets and polishing the floors.
00:44:23You and Spike will have to share the yard.
00:44:24Let's get clunked and clear.
00:44:54Hey, Cap, I may have to share my territory with you, but I ain't gonna share it all.
00:45:00This here is your territory.
00:45:03This here is mine.
00:45:04Now, do we have an understanding?
00:45:06We have an understanding.
00:45:18Huh?
00:45:48R.I.C.O.M.
00:45:50R.I.C.O.M.
00:45:52R.I.C.O.M.
00:46:18Oh, I see. It's gonna be like that, is it?
00:46:48Thanks, little buddy.
00:47:18Oh, I see.
00:47:25Oh, I see.
00:47:33Oh, I see.
00:47:38Oh, I see.
00:47:43Oh, I see.
00:47:49Oh, I see.
00:47:51Oh, I see.
00:47:53I see.
00:47:57Oh, I see.
00:48:01Oh, my God.
00:48:31Oh, my God.
00:49:01Oh, my God.
00:49:31Oh, my God.
00:50:01Oh, my God.
00:50:31Hey, this beach ain't big enough for the likes of you, neither.
00:50:36Oh, yeah?
00:50:37Yeah.
00:50:38Well, I was here first.
00:50:40As if...
00:50:41Oh, yeah?
00:50:42Yeah.
00:50:43Oh, yeah?
00:50:44Yeah.
00:50:45Well, I was here first.
00:50:55Locals only, North Beach.
00:50:57Locals only, South Beach.
00:51:00What do you want, Cat?
00:51:02Can't you see I'm busy?
00:51:03That'll work.
00:51:05That'll work.
00:51:19I like the way you think, Poussy.
00:51:21I look like a butterfly and sting like a bee.
00:51:45You're...
00:51:46Oh, yeah.
00:51:51Oh, yeah.
00:51:51Oh, yeah.
00:51:53Oh, yeah.
00:51:53Oh, yeah.
00:51:55Oh.
00:51:55Oh, God.
00:52:25Splinter!
00:52:27Indian leg wrestling champion, is he?
00:52:32Well then, put him up!
00:52:55Oof!
00:53:20Did someone knock?
00:53:21Customers! Splendid!
00:53:24Come in, come in!
00:53:28Welcome to Bloom and Gloom Flowers and Gift, where lovers come to buy and flowers come to die.
00:53:34So, what'll it be for the special lady? Jewelry?
00:53:37Or what about a perky little puppet?
00:53:39Oops, sorry, looks like that one expired.
00:53:42Or how about a Venus flytrap corsage?
00:53:46And what girl doesn't love chocolate-covered cockroaches?
00:53:51Yeah! Pepper!
00:53:54Or if all of that doesn't get you twitterpated, try one of our custom headstones for size.
00:54:03I've got something for everyone. I've helped hundreds find true love.
00:54:07But alas, there's none for me.
00:54:10Excuse me, I have something in my eye.
00:54:18Oh yes, I remember this order.
00:54:20But if it is the secret admirer you're looking for, I'm afraid I can't help you.
00:54:23I've never actually met him.
00:54:24He places all his orders with my delivery boy.
00:54:26And he won't be back for another-
00:54:28Oh!
00:54:29Well, trim my beard, there he is now.
00:54:35You two! You've got a lot of nerve coming here!
00:54:39Oh my, what was that all about?
00:54:41Well, that's my last delivery for the night boss.
00:54:45I'm going to hit this sack.
00:54:47Night!
00:54:49Psst!
00:54:50Excuse me, Carlton.
00:54:52You wouldn't mind doing just one more flight this evening, would you?
00:54:56What?
00:54:57These two chaps here are in a quest for love!
00:55:00Could you escort them back to the gentleman who's been placing all these orders?
00:55:03Excuse me, did you hear me?
00:55:05I never want to see those two vermin again!
00:55:08Oh, but Carlton, this isn't about you and them.
00:55:11This is about...
00:55:12Love makes the world go round.
00:55:14Love pumps hearts up and down.
00:55:17Take a chance to romance love!
00:55:22Enough already.
00:55:23Yeesh!
00:55:24Fine, I'll help.
00:55:25Just spare me the whole song and dance.
00:55:28Let's get this over with.
00:55:30Give me that card.
00:55:32Oh yeah, I remember this bomb.
00:55:34All right, give it up, vermin.
00:55:35We're off to find your Romeo.
00:55:37And when I get back, I expect a race.
00:55:42Well, at least someone will find love tonight.
00:55:47Wakey-wakey, boys.
00:55:48We're here.
00:55:56Did you come alone?
00:55:58The thorns were a big hit, but this time I really outdone myself.
00:56:02Now hold on there, son.
00:56:05I'm looking for this here hood feller.
00:56:07Any chance you seen him?
00:56:10Daggum you Robin Hood!
00:56:12Silly wolves!
00:56:13You can't catch Robin Hood and his merry men!
00:56:15Those merry men really get my blood to boil'em.
00:56:26I don't know, but I've been told we're the best at picking gold.
00:56:30Left, right, left, right.
00:56:32Darn red riding hood holding up traffic.
00:56:33Can't you visit your grandma after rush hour?
00:56:34You'll pay for this, little red!
00:56:35Hold her right there, son.
00:56:36I'm the inspector round these parts.
00:56:37Where you going with that there basket?
00:56:38I am on my way to my sick grandma's house with the goodies, Tom.
00:56:39Now hold on there.
00:56:40Let's just have a look at them there goodies.
00:56:41Fried chicken, a banana, custard pie, bottle of apple juice.
00:56:44Huh.
00:56:45Grandma was a little red.
00:56:46I'm the inspector round these parts.
00:56:47I'm the inspector round these parts.
00:56:48Where you going with that there basket?
00:56:49I am on my way to my sick grandma's house with the goodies, Tom.
00:56:50Now hold on there.
00:56:51Let's just have a look at them there goodies.
00:56:53Fried chicken, a banana, custard pie, bottle of apple juice.
00:56:56Huh.
00:56:57Grandma can't be too sick to be chewing down on all this takeout.
00:57:01I'll just hold on to this for safe keeping.
00:57:26...
00:57:42Ah-ha!
00:57:49Hey there, cousin.
00:57:50We're on our way to grandma's pad.
00:57:52She's throwing a sick bash!
00:57:54Ahem. It's vernacular for spectacular.
00:57:58Count me in, cousins.
00:58:04That should do it. A little detour should send bread straight to me.
00:58:12Get lost, kids. I've got bigger fish to fry.
00:58:15You mean me?
00:58:17Oh, get lost.
00:58:24Now let's see about this sick bash.
00:58:38You'll make an excellent plate of wolf puffs.
00:58:42Sit tight, boys. The main course has arrived.
00:58:45Aha! Just what I've been waiting for.
00:58:48Ah, we mustn't skip protocol.
00:58:51What big eyes I have.
00:58:53What big ears I have.
00:58:55Big nose, big mouth, yada, yada, yada.
00:58:58Let's cut to the chase.
00:59:02There, now I hope you're all cozy.
00:59:04I'm not your granny, but I do love a basket of goodies.
00:59:08Ah, Robin Hood and his merry men.
00:59:13Curse you, Robin Hood. This isn't even your story.
00:59:16Now you will get what's coming to you, you evil witch!
00:59:23Now I've got a little something for you, Robin Hood.
00:59:26I forgot to say, what a big broom you have, Grandma.
00:59:37Hey, wait.
00:59:38That's not good.
00:59:41That there gingerbread man can hurt somebody.
00:59:45That's the idea.
00:59:46I'm all out of fancy cookies, so I hope you like the plain ones.
01:00:10Enough!
01:00:11No more playtime with the pastries.
01:00:14Now we use a little witchcraft.
01:00:16We really must do less merrymaking and more helping next time.
01:00:21Now all we need is to light the fire and get cookies.
01:00:26Oh, now what?
01:00:31They just don't make gingerbread houses like they used to.
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