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00:00:00Oh my god, Henley.
00:00:06Oh god.
00:00:08Oh my god.
00:00:10You're covered in coffee.
00:00:13Yeah, of course.
00:00:14I came as soon as I got Mom's message.
00:00:16What happened?
00:00:17I skipped breakfast and fainted on the track.
00:00:20It's no big deal.
00:00:21You had me so worried.
00:00:23It'd take more than an empty stomach to kill me off.
00:00:26You're right.
00:00:27You know what, let me go grab you some food.
00:00:29Okay?
00:00:30Mm-hmm.
00:00:31What can be happening?
00:00:33I'm afraid it's the situation.
00:00:36Mom?
00:00:37I'm sorry.
00:00:38The doctor has some bad news.
00:00:40What?
00:00:41I'm sorry.
00:00:42Your sister has leukemia.
00:00:44Our insurance is expired.
00:00:47There's no way we can pay for her treatment.
00:00:49Don't worry, I'll figure something out.
00:00:51You just go and look after Henley for a moment, okay?
00:00:54Okay.
00:00:55Okay?
00:00:59Oh my god.
00:01:02What am I gonna do?
00:01:04I'm only on minimum wage.
00:01:06There are other ways to pay.
00:01:09Tell me, are you single?
00:01:11What?
00:01:12What's that got to do with anything?
00:01:14It might just save your sister's life.
00:01:16A deluxe mail order ride service?
00:01:21Hello.
00:01:23You got your best dress, Harry Douglas.
00:01:25We found you a bidder.
00:01:26Hello.
00:01:27You got your best dress, Harry Douglas.
00:01:29We found you a bidder.
00:01:32No.
00:01:33A treasure.
00:01:36A treasure.
00:01:37What?
00:01:38Hello.
00:01:39You got your best dress, Harry Douglas.
00:01:40We found you a bidder.
00:01:41No!
00:01:42No!
00:01:43No!
00:01:44No!
00:01:45Very good.
00:01:46No!
00:01:48No!
00:01:49No!
00:01:50No!
00:01:51No!
00:01:52No!
00:01:53No!
00:01:54No!
00:01:55No!
00:01:56No!
00:01:57No!
00:01:58No!
00:02:00Your Royal Highness, Princess Dima has arrived.
00:02:24Excellent. We can finally confirm our engagement.
00:02:27The thing is, we're not exactly sure where in the castle she is.
00:02:30She was last seen speaking to your cousin.
00:02:33Marcus is here.
00:02:34We'll find him before he starts any trouble.
00:02:36No need. I know exactly where he'll be.
00:02:49Dima!
00:02:50Edward!
00:02:53I'm sorry, my love. I don't know what came over me.
00:02:56I do.
00:02:57She wanted a taste of the true heir to the throne.
00:03:02Your Majesty, please.
00:03:05No.
00:03:13If either of you step foot in this palace again,
00:03:19I will have you both executed for treason.
00:03:24Now get out.
00:03:25I guess there won't be a Royal Wedding after all.
00:03:30It took years to arrange your marriage to Princess Dima.
00:03:45And now you're throwing our new alliance with Lathina away?
00:03:48I wasn't the one fucking someone else on the throne.
00:03:51You watch your language, boy.
00:03:53She was having sex with cousin Marcus on our seat of power.
00:03:57The one he craves for himself.
00:04:00Surely you can't expect me to still marry her.
00:04:02I'll travel to Lathina and clear up your mess.
00:04:07But there will be a Royal Wedding.
00:04:10You are to find a new bride worthy of this crown.
00:04:14He's my candidate for the psychological other than a screen.
00:04:28They flew to
00:04:28you.
00:04:29I don't know if you can call her Mum.
00:04:31Pay attention to her.
00:04:32What do you think?
00:04:33Harry Douglas, spread your arms, please.
00:04:49Um, we agreed that our first date wouldn't be physical, but...
00:04:54Is that really necessary?
00:04:58Your bag, please.
00:04:59You're not my date, are you?
00:05:03I shouldn't have signed up for this, no, I'm sorry, I think I'm just going to go...
00:05:06Ma'am, ma'am, your highness.
00:05:15Prince Edward.
00:05:23His Royal Highness Prince Edward Pierceman of Australia, that's your service.
00:05:27Harry Douglas of Queens.
00:05:31Not a bad start.
00:05:33This is a joke, right?
00:05:34I mean, why would a prince need a mailed or bride?
00:05:37Have I read your profile?
00:05:39You're smart, beautiful, talented.
00:05:44But you're hiding something.
00:05:46You don't want money, you need it.
00:05:48You don't know anything about me.
00:05:50Precisely.
00:05:52So you're going to change that, or should I just assume that you are a gold digger like all the rest?
00:05:56You have a great day, your highness.
00:05:57You have a great day, your highness.
00:05:58You have a great day, your highness.
00:05:59You have a great day, your highness.
00:06:01Back to the airport, sir?
00:06:02No.
00:06:03Follow her.
00:06:04Follow her.
00:06:05How are you feeling today?
00:06:06Why do people keep treating me like I'm dying?
00:06:07We're just worried about you.
00:06:08What's wrong?
00:06:08I think I'm hallucinating.
00:06:09What?
00:06:10Isn't that Prince Edward?
00:06:11What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:12I'm sorry.
00:06:13I'm sorry.
00:06:14I'm sorry.
00:06:15I'm sorry.
00:06:16I'm sorry.
00:06:17I'm sorry.
00:06:18I'm sorry.
00:06:19I'm sorry.
00:06:20I'm sorry.
00:06:21I'm sorry.
00:06:22I'm sorry.
00:06:23I'm sorry.
00:06:24No.
00:06:25Follow her.
00:06:26Follow her.
00:06:27How are you feeling today?
00:06:28Why do people keep treating me like I'm dying?
00:06:29We're just worried about you.
00:06:32What's wrong?
00:06:33I think I'm hallucinating.
00:06:35What?
00:06:36Isn't that Prince Edward?
00:06:38What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:40Ari, you're speaking to literal royalty.
00:06:43No, it's all right.
00:06:45We bumped into each other as I toured the hospital and I was a little rude.
00:06:49I apologize, Miss Douglas.
00:06:53Could I have a word outside?
00:07:03You're doing this for your sister?
00:07:05Well done.
00:07:06Gold star for the Prince.
00:07:08If you marry me, I will pay for her whole treatment.
00:07:13Anything she needs.
00:07:15Wait.
00:07:16You're serious?
00:07:17Yes.
00:07:19But if you'll permit me, there is one last thing I must test.
00:07:38What now?
00:07:41What now?
00:07:53I love you, sis.
00:07:55Australian tradition dictates that you mustn't see each other again until your wedding day.
00:08:07What?
00:08:08So he just kissed me and left?
00:08:09I'm to escort you to Australia as soon as you're done here.
00:08:11But I must gas you to keep the engagement a secret.
00:08:14Why?
00:08:15Every move a royal mech is in the spotlight.
00:08:17It's just one of the many things you're going to have to get used to.
00:08:20And fast.
00:08:22Your new life starts now.
00:08:25mob?
00:08:26This is prince Edward's younger brother, Prince Xavier.
00:08:40Oh, hi, um, greetings, your royal highness.
00:09:01My god, did nobody even teach you how to curtsy?
00:09:10God, I'm sorry. Although that really was the worst curtsy I think I've ever seen.
00:09:20So you're the famous Harry Douglas I've heard so much about.
00:09:24I'm Edward's younger, funnier, more handsome, more charismatic little brother.
00:09:30Sorry you ended up with the dad, but, um, hey, we still have time to fall in love, run away before the wedding.
00:09:38Come with me.
00:09:44Uh, this is our little fixer-upper.
00:09:48Your room's round about the 312th on the left.
00:09:53I imagine you want to settle in and rest, but...
00:09:59Already late for our first appointment.
00:10:07Myveh Sول.
00:10:10I'm going to settle the right that I am going to do.
00:10:29But I, I feel like you already at the present time.
00:10:33From rags to riches, let's make you a princess.
00:10:45Yes, queen! Or should I say, yes, future queen.
00:11:04I've never seen myself like this.
00:11:07Let's drop those heels.
00:11:15When did Emma find a savage?
00:11:20Isn't it obvious? She's a whore.
00:11:23You must have fallen in love with her, almost between her legs.
00:11:28She'll be gone as soon as he gets borrowed of fucking a present.
00:11:39Go away!
00:11:45So this is true.
00:11:50Who are you?
00:11:52Your predecessor.
00:11:58You have a very pretty face.
00:12:01If you want to keep it that way, leave while you still can.
00:12:06Is that a threat?
00:12:08No, no, it's a warning.
00:12:10Edward is not the man he makes out to be.
00:12:23And trust me, my darling, you weren't the first one to fall for his trap.
00:12:29Harry?
00:12:35Harry, you're not leaving, are you?
00:12:39Harry?
00:12:42Harry?
00:12:58Harry, I've been transferred to the best cancer hospital in Manhattan.
00:13:03My treatment's being paid for by some anonymous donor.
00:13:06That's great, hen.
00:13:08I feel like I can finally breathe again.
00:13:11Oh, gotta go. Dog's here. Love you.
00:13:15Love you.
00:13:19Harry?
00:13:20Harry?
00:13:22It's your big day.
00:13:23Harry.
00:13:27OK.
00:13:33Let's get this over with.
00:13:34OK.
00:13:41Let's get this over with.
00:13:42you look radiant thank you i'm sorry it's not the royal wedding you might have expected
00:14:03my father i'm just doing this friendly dearly beloved we are gathered here today to join this
00:14:09man and this woman in holy matrimony prince edward your bowels ahri though it was circumstance that
00:14:18brought us together it is love that will bind us with this ring i commit to you my heart my spirit
00:14:29and my soul let us shower our lives until they are well spent and spend them well together
00:14:39do you edward take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife i do and do you ariana take this man
00:14:48to be a lawfully wedded husband
00:14:50i do and i now pronounce you husband and wife you may kiss the bride
00:15:03arrest that man arrest that man
00:15:10what's the meaning of this you know exactly what you did you bastard explain yourself
00:15:20last night the prince edward here decided to pay a little visit to my beloved fiance
00:15:27what fiance what fiance princess demon
00:15:31i only went there to retrieve the royal wedding and this is what he did to me when i refused
00:15:42to give it to him that is a lie take him away
00:15:45you don't believe them do you ariana
00:15:48ariana
00:15:51ariana
00:15:53ariana
00:15:54ariana
00:15:55ariana
00:15:56ariana
00:16:00ariana
00:16:04comfortable cousin
00:16:05scoundrel
00:16:07It was you that put those brutus on Dima.
00:16:12What do you care?
00:16:14Besides, you've got your American Barbie princess now anyway.
00:16:18What happened to you?
00:16:20We used to be like brothers.
00:16:21If we were brothers, then there wouldn't be a problem.
00:16:24I'd already have the crown.
00:16:26That's what this is about.
00:16:29Discredited me in order to steal my birthright.
00:16:31It's just as much my birthright as it is yours.
00:16:34My father should have fought for what was rightfully his.
00:16:37He was the younger twin.
00:16:38By what? Twelve minutes, was it?
00:16:40Your father was only given the airship because he was the favourite son.
00:16:44And you are willing to destroy our family over such nonsense?
00:16:51I am.
00:16:53But it doesn't have to go that way, cousin.
00:16:56Simply relinquish your claim to the throne to me and I'll drop the charges.
00:17:01They won't stand anyway.
00:17:02Oh, they will.
00:17:03I have every High Court judge in my back pocket.
00:17:09If you even try and take this to trial,
00:17:12I will ruin you.
00:17:13I have every High Court judge in my back pocket.
00:17:24You've reached the chicken pen, but it's all out of hens.
00:17:48Leave a message and I'll clock you back.
00:17:54I'll clock you back.
00:18:24That's going to take some getting used to.
00:18:36It's an honour to finally meet you, Your Majesty.
00:18:58I wish I could say the same.
00:19:02It's good that you're here though.
00:19:04Sign this.
00:19:06An annulment agreement?
00:19:08Well, I presume your ridiculous marriage has not been consummated yet due to my son's situation.
00:19:14Sign the contract and let's end this foolishness.
00:19:18I can't.
00:19:20You can and you will.
00:19:24No.
00:19:25Edward promised me that he'd pay for my sister's cancer tuition and I can't let her down.
00:19:30But if it's just the money you're here for, have it.
00:19:40This feels wrong.
00:19:42Either you sign or we force you to.
00:19:46Trust me, we still keep some nasty traditions in this palace.
00:19:54You asked me to find a bride worthy of the crown.
00:20:11So I did.
00:20:12The girls are commoner.
00:20:14No.
00:20:15Father.
00:20:16She is my wife.
00:20:19I will not let you change that.
00:20:21I'm so sorry for today.
00:20:33I don't want your apologies.
00:20:35I want the truth.
00:20:39Did you hurt Princess Dima?
00:20:42No.
00:20:45My cousin Marcus is trying to smear my reputation.
00:20:48Why should I believe you?
00:20:50Why do you think you're here, Ari?
00:20:54I don't know.
00:20:55I was supposed to marry Princess Dima for political reasons.
00:21:01When she cheated on me, I made a vow to only marry the person that I wanted.
00:21:06And then I found you.
00:21:08We apparently know each other.
00:21:10Then give me a chance.
00:21:13I saw her you would go to any length to save your sister.
00:21:16And it resonated with me because I lost my mother to cancer.
00:21:25Oh, Edward.
00:21:27Ari, I fell in love with your humanity.
00:21:32And now I'm asking that you trust in mine.
00:21:35I am innocent.
00:21:37Edward, you're shaking.
00:21:41I never kissed the bride.
00:21:46It's still our wedding day for another five minutes.
00:22:02Wow.
00:22:03This hospital is amazing.
00:22:04I can't believe you did all of this for me and my family, Edward.
00:22:07I can't wait to tell them that we're married.
00:22:32Bye.
00:22:33Bye.
00:22:34Bye.
00:22:35Bye.
00:22:36Bye.
00:22:37wormul.
00:22:38Mom?
00:22:40What's wrong?
00:22:41I'm using a coma.
00:22:47Bye.
00:22:48Hi.
00:22:49Bye.
00:22:50Bye.
00:22:51Bye.
00:22:53Bye.
00:22:54Bye.
00:22:55Bye.
00:22:57Bye.
00:22:58Bye.
00:22:59Bye.
00:23:00Bye.
00:23:01So you ran off to get hitched while your sister fights for her life?
00:23:05It wasn't like that.
00:23:07That big shiny ring suggests otherwise.
00:23:12Edward is paying for Henley's treatment.
00:23:14He's the reason that she's in this hospital.
00:23:16Why?
00:23:17What does he get out of it?
00:23:20Me.
00:23:22You sold yourself to him?
00:23:25Is that what you're telling me?
00:23:27Friendly, Mom.
00:23:29Friendly.
00:23:31This is Dr. Mortimer, my private physician.
00:23:40I recommend we perform a stem cell transplant right away.
00:23:44It's risky, but it could save Henley's life.
00:23:47Ari, your medical record shows you could be an ideal donor.
00:23:51Just show me where to sign, Doc.
00:23:53I don't even know this person.
00:23:55She can be a quack.
00:23:56If Edward trusts him, then so do I.
00:23:58We will get both of you prepped for surgery immediately.
00:24:17Oh, sweetheart, here.
00:24:19Have some water.
00:24:20He hasn't left your side.
00:24:26I'm so sorry about before.
00:24:29I was just struggling so much without you here.
00:24:33Henley.
00:24:34She's still sleeping.
00:24:36But the surgery was a success.
00:24:38I can't believe what you did for your sister.
00:24:43Selling yourself to this man.
00:24:46What they're saying about him in the papers.
00:24:50It's all lies, Mom.
00:24:52Mom, someone's trying to get him.
00:24:55Doctor.
00:24:57Ari's awake.
00:24:58Everett!
00:25:16Everett!
00:25:19Everett!
00:25:24Everett!
00:25:25Jamie!
00:25:26Ellen!
00:25:28Ellen!
00:25:30Ellen!
00:25:32Ellen!
00:25:34Ellen!
00:25:36Ellen!
00:25:38Ellen!
00:25:40Ellen!
00:25:42Fucking drop it, Pop!
00:25:52I'm not your pal.
00:25:54That wasn't very nice.
00:25:58Field trip's over.
00:26:00We need to get you and the princess to a safe house.
00:26:02Now!
00:26:24How are you feeling now?
00:26:28Who the hell were they, Edward?
00:26:30They must have been sent by Marcus.
00:26:32He wants the throne that badly.
00:26:34Did he try and kill his own cousin?
00:26:36It tried to push out your mind.
00:26:38I can't.
00:26:40I can't stop thinking about how close I came to losing you.
00:26:44And I nearly lost you.
00:26:46You would have sacrificed yourself to save me.
00:26:50Why?
00:26:52You know why.
00:26:54Say it, Laurie.
00:26:58Say it.
00:27:00Because I love you, Edward.
00:27:04And I can't let you go.
00:27:08I can't let you go.
00:27:38Hello.
00:27:40Sorry, did I wake you?
00:27:42Hello.
00:28:03Sorry, did I wake you?
00:28:07Oh, wow.
00:28:08Again?
00:28:09Yeah, well, he was going to take us to breakfast,
00:28:11but we're not allowed to leave.
00:28:19Percy.
00:28:21So much for this being a safe room.
00:28:23Sorry, Your Highnesses,
00:28:24but we need to get you back to Australia right away.
00:28:27But I wanted to see Henley first.
00:28:29Yes, and I wanted to get some answers from the assassin.
00:28:31Well, that could be difficult.
00:28:32He's just been murdered in a cell.
00:28:34Someone didn't want him to talk.
00:28:37Marcus.
00:28:41I know it's not the perfect honeymoon,
00:28:51but we used to spend every Christmas at Oakville when I was a boy.
00:28:56It was my mother's favorite place.
00:28:59No wonder.
00:29:00It's beautiful.
00:29:01Can I help you, sir?
00:29:10I'm here to escort Prince Edward and Princess Aria on their honeymoon.
00:29:13Prince Edward is welcome.
00:29:15The lady is not.
00:29:17Excuse me?
00:29:19The King's Order, Your Highness.
00:29:21He doesn't recognize her as a member of the royal family.
00:29:23How dare you question my wife to just, Missy?
00:29:30I'll have you discharged.
00:29:32I'll deal with this.
00:29:37Let us through, lad.
00:29:39That's an order.
00:29:40Your order doesn't outtrack the King's.
00:29:42Actually, in matters of security, it does.
00:29:44There's currently a threat on the lives of both the prince and the princess.
00:29:49Do you want their deaths on your conscience?
00:29:50No.
00:29:53Oh, easy.
00:29:58I'm sorry, my love.
00:30:00This is outrageous.
00:30:01Oh, believe me, this is not my first traffic fight.
00:30:04Let me show you how we resolve things the American way.
00:30:07Well, you've been about as useful as a screen door and a submarine kit.
00:30:25You know, I like this better than the palace.
00:30:46It feels more, I don't know.
00:30:50Like home.
00:30:51Yeah, if your home has 23 bathrooms, 30,000 acres and a dozen horses, then sure.
00:30:58Oh, you'll love this.
00:31:02Every Christmas, we used to have a plane for the adults.
00:31:05Oh, are we, Peter Pan?
00:31:08One year.
00:31:09And here is my costume from the Nutcracker.
00:31:14Oh.
00:31:15Oh.
00:31:19Prince Charming.
00:31:22At your service, milady.
00:31:24Oh, my hero.
00:31:31It suits you.
00:31:33Well, maybe our kids will wear these one day.
00:31:36Good practice for the real thing.
00:31:42Ah.
00:31:43Another family tradition.
00:31:46My first kill, in fact.
00:31:48Wait, you killed this stag?
00:31:54Edward, that's horrible.
00:31:56Edward, that's horrible.
00:31:59Well, no, it's heritage.
00:32:02There are mounts here, dating back to the 18th century.
00:32:06Oh, really?
00:32:07And did they use a guillotine to chop off their heads?
00:32:11You're being ridiculous.
00:32:13Me?
00:32:14I find it ridiculous, no barbaric,
00:32:16that you could butcher one of these creatures for sport.
00:32:19No, we don't butcher them.
00:32:21We have the utmost respect for our game.
00:32:24Your game.
00:32:25Your game.
00:32:26If you had respect for your game,
00:32:28you wouldn't call it your game.
00:32:30God, how could it have been so wrong about you?
00:32:33What does that mean?
00:32:34You're just like one of them.
00:32:36A little snob with a big gun.
00:32:39You're judging me because of my class.
00:32:42Yes.
00:32:44Killing things to impress people,
00:32:45it's horrible.
00:32:46Beg your pardon?
00:32:48Not now, Percy.
00:32:48Not now, Percy.
00:32:49Apologies, your highnesses,
00:32:51but I think you're going to want to see this.
00:32:55How are you feeling now, your highness?
00:32:57See for yourself.
00:33:05Edward has to face justice.
00:33:08We can't be ruled by a criminal.
00:33:09The prince is innocent until proven guilty.
00:33:14And he'll have his day in court.
00:33:16There is something else you should know about him.
00:33:19Darling?
00:33:20He called off our wedding
00:33:23so that he could marry an American prostitute
00:33:26named Harry Douglas.
00:33:28How dare they?
00:33:30These people are not fit to wear the crown.
00:33:33We'd make a better king and queen
00:33:35than my cousin Edward and his yank, whore.
00:33:38A persuasive argument.
00:33:40Let's hope the public disagrees.
00:33:42You've not only brought this family
00:33:48into disrepute, Edward,
00:33:49but the crown itself.
00:33:52You really believe the accusations?
00:33:55Well, they tally with your reckless decision
00:33:57to marry this commoner.
00:33:59I'll give you one last chance
00:34:01to end this farce.
00:34:02Sign the annulment
00:34:03and we'll deny everything to the press.
00:34:05No.
00:34:11Arya is my wife.
00:34:13Now and forever.
00:34:16So be it.
00:34:18Your marriage stands.
00:34:20You honor me, father.
00:34:22I'm not only father to you.
00:34:24I'm father to this nation
00:34:26and I will not have you jeopardize the crown.
00:34:30Xavier,
00:34:32you shall be my successor
00:34:33and the new crown prince of Estria.
00:34:40You can't do that.
00:34:42It goes against convention,
00:34:44but these are unconventional times.
00:34:46No, you can't do that
00:34:48because I don't want it.
00:34:49It's not about what you want.
00:34:52We're at war with your cousin
00:34:53and maybe with Lathina soon too.
00:34:56We need a show of strength.
00:34:58Giving in to Marcus's games?
00:35:00That's a show of strength?
00:35:02It wipes the slate.
00:35:03Clean.
00:35:05Xavier will be the new face of the monarchy.
00:35:08You'll marry a woman of stature
00:35:10and sire and heir.
00:35:15Are you blind?
00:35:21Or do you just ignore
00:35:22what's right in front of you?
00:35:23What are you talking about now?
00:35:25I won't marry.
00:35:28I won't have an heir.
00:35:30And I won't be king.
00:35:31Because I'm gay.
00:35:36The monarchy is above sexuality,
00:35:40Xavier.
00:35:41It's your crown too tight
00:35:42around the cranium.
00:35:44I'd rather renounce all my titles
00:35:45than continue living this lie.
00:35:47What have I done to deserve these boys?
00:35:51You know, that's a good question.
00:35:53You have two incredible brave sons.
00:35:56But you didn't do anything to deserve them.
00:35:59No, I'm warning you.
00:36:00Father...
00:36:00No, honestly.
00:36:01It's okay.
00:36:02I've got this.
00:36:04You think I'm scared of you, Maxwell?
00:36:05Well, I'm not.
00:36:08I'm just so disappointed.
00:36:10You see, I never met my dad.
00:36:12And when we first met,
00:36:13I thought I would finally feel
00:36:15what it's like to have a real father.
00:36:18And now, honestly, I'm...
00:36:20I wish I'd never found out.
00:36:24You say you're father to the nation.
00:36:27You're not even a good father
00:36:28to your own sons.
00:36:49What's this?
00:36:50Oh, that's black pudding.
00:36:53It's, um, made from blood.
00:36:57You don't have to eat it.
00:36:59No, no, no.
00:36:59It's fine.
00:37:00I'll try it.
00:37:03Actually, I wanted to apologize
00:37:05for yesterday about the stack thing.
00:37:09After our argument with your dad,
00:37:10I kind of...
00:37:11I realized how different
00:37:12our upbringings were.
00:37:14It wasn't fair to judge you for that.
00:37:18I appreciate that.
00:37:20And, um,
00:37:21what you said to him, too.
00:37:26Morning.
00:37:27The king has arranged for Princess Arie
00:37:40to make her first public appearance.
00:37:42What?
00:37:43He said, and I quote,
00:37:44put that girl on TV.
00:37:47She's got some fire in her belly.
00:37:49He thinks we can beat Marcus
00:37:51by winning over the people.
00:37:53Well, that is great news.
00:37:54He did have one stipulation.
00:37:57You're to return to the palace, ma'am,
00:37:58for lessons in etiquette.
00:38:01And he'll be your personal tutor.
00:38:02Princess Ariella.
00:38:19Forgive me.
00:38:23My behavior
00:38:24has been unbecoming.
00:38:27Yeah, I don't really know
00:38:28what that means,
00:38:29but, um,
00:38:30apologies accepted.
00:38:31Estrians respect their kings,
00:38:34but they love their queens.
00:38:36So,
00:38:37we have to work on your decorum.
00:38:39Thankfully,
00:38:40you'll be learning from the best.
00:38:42That's not a very decorum-y thing
00:38:44to say, Your Majesty.
00:38:45The word you're looking for
00:38:46is decorus.
00:38:47And I'm not talking about myself.
00:38:49I'm talking about your mother-in-law.
00:38:57Christmas is a time of joy.
00:39:00Notice her posture.
00:39:01And of her.
00:39:02Her poise.
00:39:04Of streeter.
00:39:04And love and kindness.
00:39:05As though you have an iron rod.
00:39:06Across the street.
00:39:08To everyone watching.
00:39:09This is your etiquette lesson,
00:39:10not mine.
00:39:12Repeat after.
00:39:13My husband and I,
00:39:13my husband and I,
00:39:15would like to wish you
00:39:17a very merry Christmas.
00:39:18Well,
00:39:21you said all the words in
00:39:22with the right order.
00:39:25What was she like?
00:39:27A lot like you.
00:39:30She had a very kind way
00:39:31with people.
00:39:32Her charity work was her life.
00:39:35Boys were devastated to lose her.
00:39:39And you?
00:39:39It's never been the same
00:39:45without her.
00:39:52She's an inspiration?
00:39:54Yes.
00:39:55Our next queen
00:39:56has a lot to live up to.
00:39:58Good evening.
00:40:03Tonight I'm joined
00:40:04by Prince Edward's
00:40:06new bride,
00:40:07Princess Ariana.
00:40:08Welcome,
00:40:08Your Royal Highness.
00:40:10Good evening.
00:40:12Esther was shocked
00:40:13to learn about
00:40:13your recent marriage.
00:40:14Could you tell us more
00:40:15about how you met
00:40:16Prince Edward?
00:40:17We met in my hometown
00:40:18of Queens.
00:40:19Edward found that
00:40:20very serendipitous.
00:40:23Princess Dima
00:40:24alerted that you were
00:40:25working as a prostitute there.
00:40:26No, that is not true.
00:40:28So you're calling
00:40:29your fellow princess
00:40:30a liar?
00:40:31She was misinformed.
00:40:33To be clear,
00:40:34did Prince Edward
00:40:35ever pay you
00:40:36for your services?
00:40:37No, not in that way.
00:40:38So he has paid you?
00:40:40I'd rather not discuss.
00:40:41Ma'am,
00:40:42the public has a right
00:40:42to know
00:40:43who their new princess
00:40:44really is.
00:40:46So I would ask you again,
00:40:48did Prince Edward
00:40:49ever pay you
00:40:50for your services?
00:40:56All right, yes.
00:41:08He paid for me.
00:41:09I was his mail order bride.
00:41:11And maybe that's just
00:41:12as much as scandal,
00:41:13but marrying Prince Edward
00:41:15is the best thing
00:41:16that I have ever done.
00:41:16My sister was
00:41:21fighting cancer
00:41:22and I needed the money
00:41:23to save her.
00:41:24And he gave me that.
00:41:26But he gave me
00:41:27so much more.
00:41:29I'm not talking about
00:41:30the crown
00:41:30or the castles.
00:41:32I'm talking about
00:41:33his love
00:41:34and his kindness
00:41:35and his respect.
00:41:39And yes,
00:41:40I am calling
00:41:41Princess Dima a liar.
00:41:42I don't know why
00:41:43she wants to ruin us.
00:41:44Maybe she's bitter
00:41:45because Edward
00:41:46didn't forgive her
00:41:47after she was caught
00:41:48cheating on him
00:41:49with Prince Marcus.
00:41:50You can ask her
00:41:51about that.
00:41:53But what I do know
00:41:54is Edward is a good man.
00:41:57And yes,
00:41:57this started out
00:41:58as a transaction
00:41:59for sure.
00:42:00I needed the money
00:42:01to save my sister
00:42:02and he needed
00:42:03to be saved
00:42:04for marrying a woman
00:42:05that he didn't love.
00:42:06But now my sister
00:42:07is getting better.
00:42:10And Edward has a wife
00:42:11who couldn't love him more.
00:42:14It's about time
00:42:26you started fighting back.
00:42:29Nice performance.
00:42:31Really appealing
00:42:31to the old heartstrings.
00:42:33It wasn't a performance.
00:42:34It's always a performance,
00:42:36Princess.
00:42:38Only the people,
00:42:38they don't want love stories.
00:42:41They want dirt.
00:42:42That's why I'll win.
00:42:43because I'm not afraid
00:42:45to get my hands dirty.
00:42:47As we discovered
00:42:48in New York.
00:42:49Are you referring
00:42:49to the assassination attempt?
00:42:52In fact,
00:42:53I'm the only reason
00:42:54you're still breathing.
00:42:57What?
00:42:58It was Athena
00:42:59who wanted you dead.
00:43:01But I convinced
00:43:02King Aithin to
00:43:03hold off
00:43:04for now.
00:43:06See,
00:43:08he's willing
00:43:08to let you live
00:43:09so long as you
00:43:10give my airship
00:43:12to you.
00:43:13Clever boy.
00:43:15Make all the threats
00:43:16you want.
00:43:18I will prove
00:43:19my innocence
00:43:19in court.
00:43:22Oh,
00:43:23even if you are
00:43:23somehow able to convince
00:43:24my judge
00:43:25that Dima's
00:43:26the one lying,
00:43:27you won't convince
00:43:28her father.
00:43:30If you're found
00:43:31not guilty,
00:43:32he'll simply
00:43:32declare war.
00:43:34You just can't win.
00:43:36Your Highness,
00:43:37we're getting
00:43:37record engagements
00:43:38on our socials.
00:43:39People are going crazy
00:43:40for their new princess.
00:43:44Maybe they do
00:43:45want love stories
00:43:46after all.
00:43:56Oh,
00:43:56here's a good one.
00:43:57Starting a petition
00:43:58to rename
00:43:59Princess Harry
00:43:59the Queen of Spades.
00:44:01She just buried
00:44:02Princess Dima
00:44:03live on TV.
00:44:06Princess Harry
00:44:06is the best
00:44:07American import
00:44:08since fried chicken
00:44:10waffles.
00:44:12God,
00:44:13you don't actually
00:44:14eat that,
00:44:14do you?
00:44:15Um,
00:44:15your brother
00:44:16literally made me
00:44:17try a sausage
00:44:17made of blood.
00:44:18Fair.
00:44:27Your wife's a
00:44:28sensation in the nation.
00:44:30Father's etiquette
00:44:31lessons clearly paid off.
00:44:32speaking of,
00:44:35listen to this,
00:44:36Princess Harry
00:44:37should give this
00:44:37year's Christmas
00:44:38speech.
00:44:39King Maxwell's
00:44:40are as dry
00:44:40as my husband's
00:44:41turkey dinner.
00:44:43Yes,
00:44:43I saw that one.
00:44:45In fact,
00:44:47it gave me
00:44:48an idea.
00:44:50Ma'am,
00:44:51we're ready
00:44:52for you.
00:44:53Ready for what?
00:44:54whenever you're ready,
00:45:00your highness.
00:45:02My fellow Estrians.
00:45:05You know,
00:45:05that feels pretty
00:45:06strange to say.
00:45:08I'm sure you're used
00:45:09to spending your
00:45:09Christmases with
00:45:10King Maxwell,
00:45:11but,
00:45:12surprise,
00:45:13you've got me
00:45:13this year.
00:45:15You know,
00:45:15my own Christmases
00:45:16are usually spent
00:45:17with my family,
00:45:18my sister,
00:45:19my mom,
00:45:20and me.
00:45:22And yet,
00:45:22here I am,
00:45:23giving a speech
00:45:24to all of you.
00:45:25But it still feels
00:45:26the same.
00:45:28It feels like family.
00:45:30Because you have
00:45:31opened your hearts
00:45:32to me
00:45:33and made me feel
00:45:34at home here.
00:45:36So from the bottom
00:45:37of my heart,
00:45:38thank you.
00:45:40And Merry Christmas
00:45:41from the palace.
00:45:42You were amazing.
00:45:48We'll upload it
00:45:49to your new channel
00:45:49tonight.
00:45:50I just wish
00:45:51my family
00:45:52was really here.
00:45:58Well,
00:45:58I think you'll
00:45:59like your present,
00:46:00then.
00:46:00Merry Christmas,
00:46:01Aubrey.
00:46:02Hey!
00:46:07No,
00:46:08I can't believe
00:46:09you're actually here.
00:46:10I can't believe
00:46:10you're here.
00:46:11You're a goddamn
00:46:12princess.
00:46:14Ari,
00:46:15what you did for me,
00:46:16I could never
00:46:17repay you.
00:46:19Well,
00:46:19you're getting better
00:46:19is payment enough.
00:46:21Oh,
00:46:22cool.
00:46:23I guess you won't
00:46:23be needing your present,
00:46:24then.
00:46:25Too fast.
00:46:26I wanted to get you
00:46:27something to say
00:46:28thank you.
00:46:29It's not quite
00:46:30Crown Jewels level,
00:46:31but...
00:46:35Aw.
00:46:40Thank you,
00:46:41Hen.
00:46:42Where's your half?
00:46:43I don't need it.
00:46:45You already gave me
00:46:46a part of yourself
00:46:47with the transplant,
00:46:48and now you'll have
00:46:49a part of me, too.
00:46:51Oh, Hen.
00:46:57Ari,
00:46:58I know you did
00:46:59all of this for me,
00:47:00but are you really
00:47:01happy here?
00:47:02I don't know.
00:47:05I guess my life
00:47:07is just really
00:47:08different now.
00:47:09Edward,
00:47:21have you heard
00:47:22from your lawyers?
00:47:23They've hired a P.I.
00:47:24to look into
00:47:25Marcus' bribery
00:47:26of state officials,
00:47:27but
00:47:28he's covered his tracks.
00:47:33I'm not sure
00:47:34we can beat him.
00:47:35Ari,
00:47:35there's a New Year's
00:47:36street party tonight.
00:47:37We have to go.
00:47:38You're not well enough.
00:47:40I've been here
00:47:40a whole week
00:47:41and you haven't
00:47:41let me out once.
00:47:42I want to go see Estria.
00:47:44Yeah,
00:47:44there'll be plenty
00:47:44of time for that
00:47:45when you're better.
00:47:46But I feel fine.
00:47:47I promise.
00:47:47I...
00:47:48No, Henley.
00:47:48We're working on a strategy
00:47:50for Edward's trial.
00:47:51We really don't have
00:47:51time for this.
00:47:52She's been cooped up
00:47:58for months.
00:48:00Must have been tough.
00:48:08Henley?
00:48:10Henley, look,
00:48:11I'm really sorry.
00:48:12We can celebrate here
00:48:13if you like.
00:48:15Henley,
00:48:15please, look,
00:48:16I'm sorry.
00:48:17Can I come in?
00:48:17Come in.
00:48:22Damn it, Henley.
00:48:31Hey,
00:48:32have you seen this girl?
00:48:33Oh my God,
00:48:33Princess Ari,
00:48:34I'm...
00:48:35I'm so sad.
00:48:36Please, please,
00:48:37she's missing
00:48:37and she's my sister,
00:48:38so...
00:48:39Oh yeah,
00:48:39she's just there
00:48:40doing some shots.
00:48:41What?
00:48:45What are you even doing here?
00:48:47Ari, please,
00:48:48enough with the grown-up boys.
00:48:49You're still in recovery
00:48:50and you're underage.
00:48:51I'm not in this country.
00:48:53We're going home.
00:48:54Ari, please.
00:48:55Just let me have one night.
00:48:58I never thought
00:48:59I'd get to see
00:48:59another new year.
00:49:00I knew you'd pull
00:49:01the cats off.
00:49:04Fine.
00:49:05But no more drinking.
00:49:06Love you, sis.
00:49:18Five, four,
00:49:19three, two,
00:49:21two, three, two, four.
00:49:22Happy New Year!
00:49:32Come on.
00:49:37Just having some fun.
00:49:39Don't you get it?
00:49:40I'm a public figure now.
00:49:41I have more important things
00:49:42to worry about than fun.
00:49:43Fine.
00:49:44Go back to your prince
00:49:45and your palace
00:49:47and your fancy new life.
00:49:49I'm sorry that I wanted
00:49:50to spend time
00:49:51with my sister.
00:49:52I guess she's just
00:49:53too important for that now.
00:49:54I guess she's just too important
00:49:55for that now.
00:49:56It's not what it looks like.
00:50:24This creak grabbed me
00:50:29for like half a second
00:50:30before I threw him off.
00:50:31I'm surprised anyone
00:50:32had a chance
00:50:33to take a photo.
00:50:35Edward,
00:50:36speak to me.
00:50:38Even if that is true,
00:50:41this is on every front page
00:50:43the day before my trial begins.
00:50:46Well, Dean Marcus
00:50:47must be behind it.
00:50:48It's another smear campaign.
00:50:51It's working.
00:50:53This will lose us
00:50:54to country's support
00:50:55just when we need it the most.
00:50:56court is now in session.
00:51:18The prosecution may call
00:51:19its first witness.
00:51:20Thank you, Your Honor.
00:51:24The prosecution calls
00:51:26Captain Harry Percy
00:51:27to the stand.
00:51:36Do you swear to tell the truth,
00:51:38the whole truth,
00:51:39and nothing but the truth?
00:51:41I do.
00:51:41Captain Percy,
00:51:46you are Prince Edward's bodyguard,
00:51:50are you not?
00:51:51I am.
00:51:52You go everywhere with him,
00:51:54don't you?
00:51:55I do.
00:51:57Did you go with him
00:51:58to visit Princess Demo
00:51:59on the night of your soul?
00:52:01I did.
00:52:03Captain Percy,
00:52:05did you witness
00:52:06Prince Edward
00:52:07physically attack
00:52:09Princess Demo
00:52:09that night?
00:52:13I did.
00:52:25I just don't understand
00:52:26where Percy would lie.
00:52:28Yeah, I know.
00:52:28It sucks.
00:52:30He was really hot.
00:52:32I'm really not in the mood, Hen.
00:52:34I'm sorry.
00:52:35Mari, I...
00:52:36Do you know what you want me to say?
00:52:37You mean Percy
00:52:38clearly worship you guys.
00:52:40I guess that human
00:52:41trash bag Marcus
00:52:42probably got to him
00:52:42the same way he got
00:52:43to the judge.
00:52:45Huh.
00:52:47What?
00:52:48The bruises.
00:52:49We know Edward
00:52:50didn't give them to Demo.
00:52:51Sure, it was Marcus.
00:52:52Yeah,
00:52:53but we always assumed
00:52:54they were working together,
00:52:56right?
00:52:57But what if Marcus
00:52:58was manipulating Demo,
00:53:00forcing her to blame
00:53:01her injuries on Edward?
00:53:03Oh my God.
00:53:04Hen,
00:53:05I could kiss you right now.
00:53:06I need to go in
00:53:09to speak to my fellow princess.
00:53:11It's judgment day
00:53:12for Prince Edward
00:53:13and his bodyguard's
00:53:14damning testimony
00:53:15can prove the deciding factor
00:53:17in the judge's verdict.
00:53:19And here she comes,
00:53:20Princess Arie.
00:53:22Just listen to those bulls.
00:53:26She's, of course,
00:53:27caught up in her own
00:53:28adulties scandal
00:53:29and this could be as well
00:53:31a dark day for the old couple.
00:53:32Dima.
00:53:40What do you want?
00:53:42It's not too late
00:53:43to stop this.
00:53:45Why would I want to do that?
00:53:47Well, I believe
00:53:47it's Prince Marcus
00:53:48who's been hurting you
00:53:49and forced you
00:53:50to blame it on Edward.
00:53:52We're facing
00:53:52another beating or worse.
00:53:54But it's okay.
00:53:54You don't have to be scared anymore.
00:53:56I can make you safe.
00:53:58Oh.
00:53:59Arie.
00:54:16It's the best joke
00:54:17I've ever heard.
00:54:22You poor naive girl.
00:54:24Did you really think
00:54:25my brain-dead fiancé
00:54:26was behind all this?
00:54:27I just made him believe
00:54:29it was all his idea.
00:54:31Our affair in the throne room.
00:54:33Bribing the judge.
00:54:35I even had to force him
00:54:36to hit me.
00:54:38He thinks this whole charade
00:54:40is about winning him
00:54:41the throne.
00:54:44And what is it really about?
00:54:48Bringing down the piercements.
00:54:49For generations
00:54:51they've looked down
00:54:52their noses
00:54:52at little Athena.
00:54:55We've been invaded
00:54:56and attacked
00:54:57too many times to count.
00:55:00And yet
00:55:00my father sent me here
00:55:02to marry
00:55:03your loser prince.
00:55:06So I decided
00:55:06to use Marcus
00:55:07to divide the family.
00:55:10Bring them down
00:55:10from the inside.
00:55:13I didn't factor you in
00:55:14of course
00:55:14but clearly
00:55:15I needn't have worried
00:55:16about Edward's dollar store princess.
00:55:18You'll soon be forgotten.
00:55:21A side note
00:55:22in the downfall
00:55:22of the Estrian royal family.
00:55:26Oh.
00:55:27Chop chop.
00:55:29Time to hear
00:55:29your husband's guilty verdict.
00:55:31You won't get away with this.
00:55:32Oh darling.
00:55:34I already have.
00:55:36Oh here they are.
00:55:38Princess Demo
00:55:42did you know
00:55:43that this conversation
00:55:44with Princess Arie
00:55:45was recorded
00:55:46and live streamed
00:55:47on other social media?
00:55:49What?
00:55:50Who's the naive one now?
00:55:53You devious little bitch.
00:55:56I learned from the best.
00:56:00If you ever
00:56:01threaten my family again
00:56:03I will put you
00:56:04in a box
00:56:05smaller than the cell
00:56:06that you're headed for.
00:56:08Okay?
00:56:10Are you alright?
00:56:11Yes.
00:56:11Where's Edward?
00:56:13The judge
00:56:13has found him guilty.
00:56:16Wait!
00:56:18I have new evidence
00:56:19that proves
00:56:20that Prince Edward
00:56:20is innocent.
00:56:21I've already
00:56:22passed my judgment.
00:56:25The prince
00:56:25is guilty as charged.
00:56:27Well your honor
00:56:28I also have evidence
00:56:29that you were bribed
00:56:30into making that verdict.
00:56:32How dare you!
00:56:34Bailiff!
00:56:34Stop right there!
00:56:37This sham
00:56:38is over.
00:56:39You hold
00:56:40no authority here.
00:56:42This is the crown court
00:56:43is it not?
00:56:44I am the living
00:56:45embodiment
00:56:46of the crown
00:56:46and I revoke
00:56:47your spurious
00:56:48guilty verdict
00:56:50and I charge you
00:56:51Prince Marcus
00:56:52and Princess Demo
00:56:54with treason.
00:56:56Arrest them!
00:56:56You saved me again.
00:57:18Looks like Prince Charlie
00:57:21is not the only hero
00:57:22around here.
00:57:23Yes, my queen!
00:57:23Yes, my queen!
00:57:25Yes, my queen!
00:57:26Yes, my queen!
00:57:32Come.
00:57:36You wanted to see us,
00:57:37father.
00:57:40I owe you
00:57:41an apology, Edward.
00:57:42You're never
00:57:43capable of such violence.
00:57:44You've always been
00:57:45a man of peace.
00:57:47And, Harry,
00:57:47you share
00:57:48the same compassion
00:57:50and charisma
00:57:50as Edward's mother
00:57:52had in spades.
00:57:54You'll make
00:57:54a great queen.
00:57:56Thank you,
00:57:57father.
00:57:58Of course,
00:57:59we do still have
00:57:59to work on the decorum.
00:58:00Ah, we have plenty
00:58:01of time for that,
00:58:02pops.
00:58:04Actually,
00:58:05the public are thirsty
00:58:07for new blood
00:58:08and, well,
00:58:10I'm ready for a rest.
00:58:11So I've decided
00:58:12to abdicate the throne
00:58:13to you two,
00:58:14young upstarts.
00:58:16Good luck.
00:58:17Your Royal Highness.
00:58:35We're going to New York,
00:58:36Percy,
00:58:37and we need protection.
00:58:39I might let you down.
00:58:41Forget about it.
00:58:42You were looking out
00:58:42for your family
00:58:43and I get that.
00:58:45So shave that stubble,
00:58:46soldier,
00:58:47we got a plane
00:58:47to catch.
00:58:50Yes, ma'am.
00:58:57Good morning.
00:58:58We're very happy
00:58:59to...
00:58:59Sorry.
00:59:02We're very happy
00:59:03to welcome you
00:59:04all here today.
00:59:05As you know,
00:59:06my sister recently
00:59:07beat cancer.
00:59:11It was a hard battle
00:59:12and to pay for it,
00:59:14I became a princess.
00:59:16But that's not really
00:59:17an option
00:59:18for most people.
00:59:20So,
00:59:21that's why we've opened
00:59:23Henley's House,
00:59:24a place where cancer patients
00:59:25can get free support
00:59:27throughout their treatment.
00:59:31So, um,
00:59:32please welcome
00:59:33the woman of the hour,
00:59:35Henley Douglas.
00:59:35I now declare
00:59:39Henley's House
00:59:41open!
00:59:47Well, I can't believe
00:59:48you made yourself
00:59:49first patient
00:59:49of Henley's House.
00:59:51Oh, God.
00:59:52I can't go through this again.
00:59:54Quit your bellyaching, Mom.
00:59:56Not every bellyache
00:59:57is a tumor.
00:59:58Do you ever feel like
00:59:59you liked her better
00:59:59when she was in a coma?
01:00:00Well,
01:00:03something did come up
01:00:05on this test results, folks.
01:00:07It's cancer.
01:00:08We're cursed.
01:00:10No, it's not cancer.
01:00:11Kidney, bones.
01:00:13Liver disease.
01:00:14Mom.
01:00:15You're having
01:00:15a royal baby, Ari.
01:00:17Oh, my goodness.
01:00:18Oh, my goodness.
01:00:18Our lives are about
01:00:33to change forever.
01:00:35In more ways
01:00:36than you know.
01:00:46I love you.
01:00:47I love you, too.
01:00:48I love you, too.
01:01:18I love you, too.
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