- 7/3/2025
You Fired A Tech Genius
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00:00:00I know I'm I'm on my way right now okay I'll try that shits the hackers trying
00:00:14to bust through the server firewall this is bad do something the server is the
00:00:17company's lifeline if they break through the firewall we're finished guys our IP
00:00:21is locked just shut me out hold on just let me okay relax there's got to be a
00:00:28way I can handle this you like hell this guy works in network operations you know
00:00:38fixing computers watching surveillance footage how the hell is he gonna stop a
00:00:41large-scale hack do you know what to do we're running out of time desperate
00:00:47times call for desperate measures Eric get in here
00:00:58oh my god he's unlocked the IP firewall safe and I sent a botnet swarm to launch a
00:01:06DDoS scrape all the personal data Eric you went up against 300 expert hackers and
00:01:12you just owned them dude that was sick I was telling you just some sort of
00:01:16network maintenance lag you could turn down you're a better programmer than I am
00:01:19how the hell did you get so good what you did just now was legendary
00:01:23wait I heard our bosses recently hired a silicon valley tech star to develop a
00:01:28next-gen AI neural net was that you all right look I have to tell you later my
00:01:36botnet just traced these hackers IP addresses say we're gonna have to shut
00:01:40them down one by one if we want to protect the server which is gonna take some
00:01:43time
00:01:46hi you guys can all head out I'll take it from here right yeah you guys can go
00:02:16oh god finally god finally oh it's light out great full-blown liner
00:02:41you did it you're a pro man yeah all in a uh night's work all right I'm gonna get some sleep
00:02:56um
00:03:11johnny so who's this Eric guy anyway I mean his skills are off the charts
00:03:16not sure yet I thought he was some network maintenance stretch who knew he could ward off
00:03:20a cyber attack like that and with his talents you think the boss will put him in a more important role
00:03:25you know I don't remember seeing sit around and chat in your job description
00:03:31friend who the hell is this
00:03:34this is william dorsey our boss's son he just completed his mba at stanford
00:03:41mr dorsey will be standing in as ceo while his father deals with some medical issues
00:03:46am i looking at two employees from dorsey tech or a couple of eight-year-olds out at recess
00:03:50honestly can't tell sir i can explain zip it johnny you can't manage yourself let alone your entire team
00:03:56so get out of my face you're fired
00:04:01you're fired get out
00:04:04i just did that you know what they say about new management there's gonna be some layoffs
00:04:11time to separate the wheat from the chaff
00:04:19okay listen up listen up i'm gonna need 150 every single day none of this half-ass
00:04:26bullshit anymore all right
00:04:31who does he think he is emon musk
00:04:36what the hell is this crap okay i need zero distractions in this office leave your
00:04:41shit at home and maybe you'll get something done for once
00:04:51oh boohoo it's not my fault you were decorating your desk with that junk instead of working
00:04:56you're fired excuse me uh fernanda see how much that thing costs and buy her a new one dorsey
00:05:04tech might lack competent workers but one thing it doesn't lack is money right yes sir
00:05:15and what do we have here sleeping on the job good morning my sweet prince
00:05:22who the hell are you who am i doesn't matter uh you're fired
00:05:25me you're you're firing me yeah well you're firing me did i did i stutter all right no um that's
00:05:35not uh that's uh that's not what i meant fernanda what does he do um he works in network
00:05:42maintenance what's his salary just about 500k a year oh 500k a year all that for a simple
00:05:50maintenance job what are you doing taking us for a ride no uh look i was i was working all night
00:05:57can't i just take a rest you're trying to clock at a time and a half for overtime i mean i've heard
00:06:02of a quiet quitting but this is time theft are you hr folks as dumb as these techies or is this some
00:06:09kind of larger scale scam eric and i might be dating but i can't afford to get dragged into this
00:06:15i need to break up with this loser um he must have pulled some strings to get a higher salary
00:06:21other workers in the same department don't make nearly as much as him fernanda
00:06:30eric martin you are so fired get your and get out of my building
00:06:36all right then eric sir eric was the one who stopped the cyber attack you want to follow him out
00:06:50hey look dorsey tech is still one of the top tech companies in silicon valley don't lose your jobs for
00:06:57me
00:07:09okay yeah
00:07:12boss's orders i won't hold it against you uh it's also our one year anniversary right um see you in the lobby
00:07:27what was that about
00:07:31mr dorsey yeah are you sure it's a good idea to fire so many employees on your first day as acting
00:07:37ceo it's better to be feared than loved i mean what you want me to show some mercy to your crook
00:07:46boyfriend is that it uh no he's now you deserve so much better i mean what would you prefer
00:07:54an unemployed loser or an unemployed loser or a red ceo
00:08:06i'm just sick busy guy oh what's up dad my heart's acting up again you'll have to take over the
00:08:15company for now also there's an important matter you need to know about yeah um what's the important
00:08:22matter we have an employee eric whatever you do make sure to be good to him eric
00:08:32eric martin
00:08:33isn't that the guy i just laid off william you there yep uh just a second do we have any other
00:08:45before you need eric this is the employee list yep i was trying to get him to work for us for years
00:08:55and finally poached he's in charge of our next gen ai development the company's future is in his hands
00:09:01uh yes eric martin ai development i see him eric martin ai development one of the top tech visionaries in
00:09:10silicon valley this the guy yeah that's him eric martin there's another employee with a similar name
00:09:16who's always slacking on the job fire him when you get the chance don't worry dad i already did
00:09:23huh guess that sucker i fired wasn't the big shot tech genius after all attaboy keep it up once i'm
00:09:29feeling better i'll come around and see how things are going yeah just focus on getting better dad i got this
00:09:34no i told you that my father wouldn't pay 500 grand to some loser so who's it gonna be
00:09:46and not me
00:09:52what the do you want uh mr dorsey um uh you spit it out man what's up the company's over just grass
00:10:00you talk to me it's bad sir the customer complaints are getting out of control what
00:10:07should we do sir eric saved us during the last cyber attack so if we can just get him here then
00:10:11boom problem solved fernando you got his number right why don't you give him a call
00:10:23eric what a dick forgets his tablet
00:10:26amelioration algorithm wait is this the code that fixes the server loophole oh damn this is good
00:10:42hello
00:10:42eric the company's server crashed get over here and help us mr dorsey said that if you fix it you'll be
00:10:48generously rewarded on my way with eric's codes i can plug the loophole
00:10:56everyone will think i'm a hero
00:11:02so he said he's got it thank god
00:11:10well you still hear some questions
00:11:16eric and i weren't a thing i was just leaning him on
00:11:20god i choose you of course
00:11:31god i'm supposed to be off a half hour ago where is she screw it
00:11:38i'm going up
00:11:38you
00:11:47you
00:11:47you
00:11:47fucking asshole
00:11:51you're
00:11:51fucking
00:11:52yes
00:11:52stop it you're acting like a child
00:11:58as if you never saw this coming what are you doing kissing this douchebag
00:12:02watch your mouth i can do whatever i want
00:12:06like whoever i want
00:12:09the bastard
00:12:22eric
00:12:24you and me
00:12:25you and me
00:12:27are over
00:12:30fernanda
00:12:31are you serious
00:12:33that pathetic piece of crap had the nerve to mess up your shirt
00:12:36why are you doing this
00:12:38eric i told you we're done
00:12:40why would i waste my time with an unemployed loser like you
00:12:59keep it at least you'll have something to jerk off to
00:13:02oh
00:13:04damn
00:13:05yeah so
00:13:07i'm rich
00:13:08i'm handsome
00:13:10and you
00:13:11you're an unemployed loser
00:13:13let's go home and beat your meat
00:13:18fernanda you're the reason i even stayed at dorsax
00:13:21shut up
00:13:22who knows what kind of lies you told to get the job anyway
00:13:25we're done
00:13:26you're gonna pay for this hold it you're in trouble now
00:13:46and you are
00:13:49it's an honor to meet you mr dorsey
00:13:51i'm here to report that under my guidance our systems are back up and running normally
00:13:56you're eric martin
00:13:58i am
00:13:59you can see why my father spoke so highly of you
00:14:02idiots do they really not know i'm taking credit for that loser eric's work
00:14:06whatever as long as the boss's son likes me i can keep climbing the ladder
00:14:11mr dorsey
00:14:13i know the asshole who tried to sabotage our company
00:14:17right after you were fired the system crashed
00:14:21there's reason to believe that this was your attempt at revenge
00:14:25i don't know
00:14:35boss
00:14:36good news
00:14:37eric martin that tech whiz you had on your radar
00:14:40he just left dorsey tech
00:14:41he did
00:14:42mm-hmm it happened 10 minutes ago
00:14:45he was fired by the ceo's son william
00:14:46ah that's hilarious i want to see the look on that old hag asher dorsey's face when he realizes
00:14:54that the genius he recruited just got sacked by his idiot son
00:14:58but boss hendrix tech is just a mid-level startup
00:15:02will someone as talented as i'm really want to join us we have to get him on our side by any means necessary
00:15:09you have no idea how groundbreaking his work in ai modeling is
00:15:16get the car ready i'm going to the dorsey office
00:15:20and eric
00:15:28revenge
00:15:30what the hell are you talking about
00:15:31don't play dumb
00:15:33the systems crashed right after you got fired
00:15:36this couldn't have been a coincidence
00:15:38yet you still deny it
00:15:40bullshit
00:15:41you guys have always looked down to me as some nobody maintenance worker
00:15:46now you're going to blame me when the server gets hacked
00:15:49none of you idiots have any shred of common sense
00:15:52if you had a common sense you'd have a job
00:15:55i'm not going to argue with you in front of mr dorsey
00:16:00what the hell are you trying to do you either tell them the truth or they're going to take you to
00:16:02the police station eric i had no idea you were such a vengeful person
00:16:08what other tricks do you have of your sleep better come clean now or you're going to jail
00:16:15all right
00:16:17what are you waiting for
00:16:20arrest me let's see if you have any real evidence
00:16:28what are you doing man we don't got handcuffs
00:16:31really without a shred of remorse
00:16:34don't you know that mr dorsey is going to make your life a living hell
00:16:38mr dorsey the way i see it you should teach this asshole a lesson
00:16:43yeah william a scumbag like him should never get away with this
00:16:50from this day on eric martin is now blacklisted from dorsey tech and all of its industry partners
00:16:58you know what this means sir you're now kicked out of silicon valley bro
00:17:09i just have one question does asher the ceo know that i've been fired
00:17:17why should the ceo be bothered with firing a loser like you you thought you were real hot
00:17:22shit didn't you boys take him to the police yes sir stop right there
00:17:39there'll be no need to take him away he's joining hendrix tech
00:17:43he's joining hendrix tech well i reckon i knew you're evelyn hendrix ceo of hendrix tech
00:17:57evelyn what are you doing here i'm here for you of course i haven't seen you since college
00:18:05what a dummy like you went to college with her so is this how dorsey tech treats its former employees
00:18:11i would have expected better from you miss hendrix these are high level conversations
00:18:17between company ceos someone of your rank should know when to shut her mouth miss hendrix this prick
00:18:25eric has severely sorry who are you i i'm uh yeah i don't really have time to listen to your javerick
00:18:33oh my god okay look right after i fired this imbecile our company server crashed he clearly hacked into our
00:18:39system his actions have had serious consequences for our company so yeah man i don't understand
00:18:45why you're challenging me for exposing a cyber criminal did you really not ask your father about
00:18:53who eric is of course i asked my father he said that eric some kind of slacker who cheated his way into the
00:19:02company slacker is that really what asher said word for word he said fire this loser as soon as you get the
00:19:15chance asher met with me multiple times and begged for me to come join dorsey tech it doesn't make sense
00:19:24that he would change his mind like this don't take me a break eric the boss wouldn't waste his precious
00:19:29time recruiting someone like you fine if that's how it's going to be then there's nothing left to
00:19:36say to you or dorsey tech eric how would you feel about coming over to hendrix tech
00:19:50you'll be a principal shareholder and you'll also have a salary of four million per year
00:19:54i want to make you our lead software engineer
00:20:08i'm sorry a principal shareholder four million dollar salary
00:20:13miss hendrick you're giving him a lot i mean you're out of your damn mind this woman's got a
00:20:18screw loose you know he was just a maintenance worker at dorsey tech right and now you want to
00:20:22make him a millionaire
00:20:27uh alan i know you're trying to help but like i don't want the money then
00:20:34with this are you kidding me this is insane if you join hendrix tech you can have anything you want
00:20:44including me okay uh look miss hendrix you're a self-made woman which i respect so for your own
00:20:55good let me remind you that this loser that you set your mind on is some dick who loves to slack on the
00:21:01job my father said it himself okay all right
00:21:18what's all that see that would be all the things your father gave me the car the money
00:21:26my relationship see they're all yours now you can tell asher that from this day forward
00:21:34i eric martin will finally be severing my ties with dorsey tech quit it with the self-pity
00:21:42you didn't deserve those things to begin with it's right that you returned them
00:21:47you guys are shameless you don't even see your employees as human beings
00:21:52miss hendrix i know that you and dorsey tech are competitors yes but to be honest right now we're
00:22:00actually struggling to compete with them don't worry i can help change that
00:22:10i can help change that look at yourself eric offering to work for a smaller company what a joke
00:22:18i'm sorry a traitor like you doesn't have the right to judge others how dare you the breach
00:22:26of the company server has caused major damage as the perpetrator of this attack i demand you to
00:22:31issue an apology to dorsey tech and all of its customers and if you don't i'll have to press charges
00:22:39okay good luck with that what are you gonna do about it you have no choice but to issue that apology
00:22:47stop threatening my employee if you insist on escalating this then send a demand letter
00:22:52to hendrix tech and we'll see it as a declaration of war
00:22:58well if war is what you want that's what you'll get
00:23:02you know what
00:23:06you know what
00:23:06let's go let's go i'd be sick if i stay another second in this shithole
00:23:26mr dorsey don't waste time with those people eric you've done well
00:23:31i'm gonna assign you the role of lead engineer that's amazing sir thank you
00:23:41what about me darling oh don't worry my dear i'll make sure that you're satisfied
00:23:49ew gross
00:23:51i won't let you down good tell me how did you resolve the systems crash
00:23:56oh uh
00:23:58fuck the tablet's in the office what should i say
00:24:02i used a one-of-a-kind code that i developed myself to get the server back up and running
00:24:07i can explain it to you in detail later spoken like a true visionary man's even got his own code
00:24:14you know what don't even bother showing it to me i'm sure it's exquisite
00:24:17keep working your magic buddy with you on my team i can relax thank you sir
00:24:32say hello to dorsey tech's new lead engineer let's see if anyone looks down on me now
00:24:37hello hi mr dorsey it's evelyn hendrix i'm just going to inform you that as of today
00:24:53hendrix tech has a force in the ai development race
00:24:59ai development is the crown jewel of dorsey tech are you sure you want to challenge us
00:25:04as i said i'm just calling to inform you not to have a discussion hang on a minute
00:25:13that's good
00:25:21what's that sly fox up to she knows i have my lethal weapon eric so why would she want to go to war with
00:25:28me unless
00:25:44dad what's up tell me you didn't fire eric
00:25:50uh okay um just just calm down just for a second i only fired the slacker you told me about okay then
00:25:57explain to me why hendrix tech is suddenly wanting to go to war with us
00:26:03well i i just tricked her into thinking that she had a chance i mean i'm not an idiot there's no way
00:26:09i would let some lousy slacker bring down our entire server single-handedly but i got evelyn to believe
00:26:16that eric really did it she thinks she hit the jackpot but really she's just picking up our trash so you
00:26:22intentionally misled eval she's under the impression that the loser she poached from us
00:26:29is the mastermind behind dorsey tech's ai modeling that's why she had the guts to declare war
00:26:35nice job son that shows real initiative i think it's time you take full control of our next gen ai
00:26:43modeling project really
00:26:48dad thank you thank you so much now get to work we are going to make hendrix tech
00:26:56the laughing stock of the whole industry all right all right bye i love
00:27:02sir ai modeling is the future of dorsey tech william just graduated you sure you want to
00:27:14hand the reins over doing this soon i'd not have given it to him if he was the only one we were
00:27:18counting on don't forget we still have our ace in the hole you mean eric martin that's right
00:27:28all i have to do is stay hands off and let him do what he does best as long as we have eric
00:27:35hendrix has a snowball's chance in hell plus evelyn fell for william's bluff and hired that clown eric
00:27:44now all we have to do is sit back and watch her self-destruct
00:27:58so now that you've seen the engineering department what are your thoughts it's not bad
00:28:08small group but they're talented all we need is uh a few programmers with specialized knowledge in
00:28:14the field of ai precisely so is there any chance that our lead engineer mr martin could put together a
00:28:23team i heard that you weren't the only one that william dorsey fired
00:28:30you've got it all figured out don't you all right give me a minute i'll call the guys
00:28:36welcome
00:28:46come in mr dorsey you wanted to see me yes
00:28:51my father has just put me in charge of our ai modeling projects seeing as your lead engineer
00:28:58i'm putting you in charge of development hi sir is there a problem
00:29:08no not at all don't worry i'm the right man for the job
00:29:17yes
00:29:19william there's been another crisis several key employees from the tech department have resigned
00:29:24the department can't function like this what what they just left why they wouldn't say but rumor
00:29:31has it they were poached by a former employee poached by from the eric martin william what should
00:29:38we do there's hardly any tech workers left if anyone else resigns we're done for there's no need to freak
00:29:43out you still have me i can fix this yes no with with you here we're gonna be all right just what's your
00:29:51solution look we lost a few expendable employees that's it let them walk we'll get better ones
00:29:59i'll make a few calls
00:30:06like that i like that yes oh eric martin oh oh this is all going swimmingly now i can put my own
00:30:17people in key positions soon i'll have the whole company under my thumb
00:30:25johnny is an excellent programmer he'll be assuming the role of department head
00:30:29and this is ruby leon and mateo they're professional and reliable former co-workers of mine
00:30:35with this team hendrix tech's ai work will be in good hands we're all pleased to meet you evelyn
00:30:41welcome everyone it's great to have you all on board but i do want to warn you that there is lots
00:30:48of work to do we have a ways to go we want to compete with dorsey tech with eric at the helm
00:30:54we'll always be one step ahead but dorsey tech has already developed their own ai program
00:30:59that it's a trial version if they keep developing based on that model then then what
00:31:10then we won't have to lift a finger
00:31:21we used our experience on the trial version to build a next-gen ai neural net patching up the previous
00:31:27loopholes and weaknesses even if dorsey tech analyzes the trial version framework and builds a brand new
00:31:33platform we'll still have the upper hand and if they keep building based on the old trial version
00:31:38then we can just sit back and watch them fail mark my words in this battle for dominance
00:31:44hendrix tech is destined for victory
00:31:573 a.m again
00:32:01oh okay okay
00:32:02uh miss hendrix hey come on we're all alone here call me evelyn are you always this way towards
00:32:17people who are crushing on you uh crushing on me you still can't tell eric
00:32:26you're the prettiest girl on campus i i didn't think you'd go for a guy like me
00:32:43i've never had my sight set on anyone else only you but you were so oblivious
00:32:50and when i finally got the courage to tell you how i felt you disappeared i went abroad to work on a
00:32:58top-secret trading project i know you've always been so brilliant back then i i made up my mind
00:33:09i was gonna be with you one day
00:33:11and when i founded hendrix tech i wanted to recruit you but that sneaky bastard asher dorsey he
00:33:22already had snatched you up i i i see um
00:33:30so if i came closer to you now would you mind
00:33:36it's late i should probably uh be going where are you gonna go you lost everything when you left dorsey
00:33:54tech you kind of have nowhere to go now
00:33:58elena let's go
00:34:10go where i'm taking you home
00:34:21this is it
00:34:21from now until the ai project is finished you'll be staying with me for that long you sure that's a
00:34:32good idea i'm your boss remember it'll make it easier for me to um supervise you
00:34:43where am i gonna sleep
00:34:44uh well i only have one bedroom so you're gonna have to share a bed with me oh uh no that's we
00:34:54maybe we we probably shouldn't um i'm messing with you my place is huge at least as big as wherever
00:35:01dorsey had you come on i'll show you your room
00:35:04okay
00:35:10this is what you've got
00:35:12you're useless sir the modeling framework we're working with is extremely complex we'll need at
00:35:18least another month to fully understand it
00:35:26a month not a chance i'm gonna give you three days and i want consistent progress reports sir if we
00:35:33have to rush things there'll be an increased risk for error then you have to work faster and
00:35:38smarter i'm giving you three days eric mr dorsey how are things you dropped your keyboard oh get back to work
00:35:51mr dorsey things are going great we'll be on stage two in three more days
00:35:57it's good to hear you know i knew i could trust you with this
00:36:03that's exactly what i need who wants to be just department head if i can keep rising the ranks
00:36:23once we hit the market i'll be sure to let my father know how valuable you've been to us
00:36:26that's exactly what i need who wants to be just department head if i can keep rising the ranks
00:36:32i'll be the next vice president of dorsey tech mr dorsey my job is to put the plans of expert
00:36:39strategists like yourself into action i believe that if i were the vice president of this company
00:36:44i could do that even more effectively if this project does well i'll see what i can do for it
00:36:50really that's great thank you so much sir
00:36:56you're up
00:37:09come on you can keep staring at me over breakfast
00:37:25right breakfast
00:37:30ah that looks amazing
00:37:32when you're done with breakfast it's straight to work got it yeah of course
00:37:44course good and when you're finished with your project i have a reward waiting
00:38:06all right team
00:38:07we have an important sprint coming up we have a lot to do and not a lot of time
00:38:14so let's get to business
00:38:17and some good news for you guys i've been in touch with the financing department
00:38:22and you will be receiving paid trips to an all-inclusive resort in cancun once we wrap
00:38:31on top of that when we go public you will be receiving a bonus as well as a share in our product
00:38:36revenue here at hendrix our employees are instrumental in our success and you will be treated as such
00:38:46we're ready to make it happen miss hendrix oh amen miss hendrix we will have good news for you soon
00:38:52yeah the news that we beat dorsey tech and with eric on our side we can't lose
00:38:56because beat dorsey beat dorsey be dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey
00:39:04Beat Dorsey, Beat Dorsey, Beat Dorsey, Beat Dorsey!
00:39:34You're hopeless, both of you!
00:40:01Sir, I-
00:40:03Don't speak without my permission!
00:40:05I give you a simple task, and repeatedly you keep screwing it up!
00:40:10How did you blockheads get this job working here anyway?
00:40:15We have a whole AI framework that's just waiting to be used, yet you keep twiddling your thumbs!
00:40:21Either you finish this by the deadline, or you can get the fuck out!
00:40:26Is that clear?
00:40:28Yes, sir.
00:40:30Dad didn't tell me this Eric guy had such a hot temper.
00:40:33And didn't Eric say everything was going fine?
00:40:36Was I wrong to trust him?
00:40:45Mr. Dorsey!
00:40:46What are you doing here?
00:40:48Tell me the truth.
00:40:49Are we on track to make the deadline or not?
00:40:51I can assure you we're doing fine.
00:40:53We're just adding a few finishing touches, so, uh, things are a bit hectic.
00:40:58Good.
00:40:59Well, don't be afraid to ask any questions, okay?
00:41:02Don't want any slip-ups.
00:41:04Got it?
00:41:06All right.
00:41:07Darling.
00:41:08No, no, not now.
00:41:09Get me the reports and ask for them.
00:41:21Let's see where you'd be without your daddy's money, you little shit.
00:41:25What the fuck are you looking at?
00:41:27Get back to work!
00:41:28And this time, I want results!
00:41:30Miss Hendrix, I've just been informed that Dorsey Tech's next-gen AI platform is nearing completion.
00:41:43It's just a matter of time before it hits the market.
00:41:46Really?
00:41:47That fast?
00:41:48Well, there's a cocktail party three days from now.
00:41:51Dorsey's gonna be there announcing their new product and pitching to investors.
00:41:55They're taking things to the next level.
00:41:57That William Dorsey is really milking all his connections.
00:42:01If this goes well for them, we're gonna be in a difficult spot.
00:42:04Well, that much is obvious, but I don't even-
00:42:06Good thing we're finished, too.
00:42:09What?
00:42:10Really?
00:42:11Why would I lie?
00:42:12We've been right on pace with Dorsey this whole time.
00:42:15Plus, the sooner they want to go public, the easier it'll be for us.
00:42:19Why would it be better for us?
00:42:23Evelyn, remember what I told you when I first came on board?
00:42:28But Dorsey Tech has already developed their own AI program.
00:42:32That?
00:42:34It's a trial version.
00:42:36If they keep developing based on that model, then-
00:42:39Then what?
00:42:42Then we won't have to lift a finger.
00:42:45Hmm, so what you're saying is that Dorsey Tech has been building off of the trial version that you made?
00:42:58It's the only way they could have built it so fast.
00:43:00It's a rough draft with a whole mess of flaws I wouldn't make a second time.
00:43:04Evelyn, there's nothing for us to worry about.
00:43:07That does make sense.
00:43:09Well then, good.
00:43:10Thank you. I'm grateful to you and the team for all your hard work.
00:43:15Tell everyone in the tech department that they can take the next three days off.
00:43:19They'll need their rest before we bring product to market.
00:43:21Hmm, yes, Ms. Hendrix.
00:43:23Thanks.
00:43:26This is a big day for us.
00:43:31Why don't we end it with a drink?
00:43:36Aren't you a lightweight?
00:43:38Who said that?
00:43:40I can handle my liquor, Eric Martin.
00:43:43I knew you could be fun. I knew it.
00:43:59I told you.
00:44:00See, that's why that last drink was a bad idea.
00:44:06It was a good idea and I could have had at least two more.
00:44:11Yeah.
00:44:12Yeah, no, you absolutely could.
00:44:14Definitely.
00:44:15You think that you are wild.
00:44:18Okay.
00:44:19No, no.
00:44:20Very good to be here before.
00:44:22See, how are we picking?
00:44:24Super easy.
00:44:26Eric, how do you believe I want a guy like you?
00:44:39Maybe you should want to sober up.
00:44:49I'm sober enough.
00:44:51And what I want is you.
00:45:07William, we've been together for some time now.
00:45:10And my feelings for you have only grown stronger by the day.
00:45:14Let's get married!
00:45:16Hey!
00:45:21Where are ya?
00:45:22Everyone's out here celebrating and, uh, you're a no-show.
00:45:27What a buzzkill.
00:45:29Uh, I'm...
00:45:31Coming!
00:45:32Nah, that's alright.
00:45:33You know, everyone's...
00:45:35Everyone's leaving.
00:45:36Don't bother.
00:45:39Bye!
00:45:40Hey.
00:45:43Hey.
00:45:44Hey.
00:45:45Well, where'd you go?
00:45:46I missed you.
00:45:50It's fine.
00:45:52He just had a bit too much to drink.
00:45:55You know, there is a killer martini spot right up the street.
00:45:59Oh.
00:46:00We can get the bartender to whip up something special for him.
00:46:02I'd like that.
00:46:03What?
00:46:04Mm-hmm.
00:46:05Ugh!
00:46:06You're so much hotter than that bitch Fernanda.
00:46:08You're just a climber who hopped from her ex over to me.
00:46:11Hey, you know, she's the kind of woman you throw some money at and then send her away.
00:46:14That's who she is.
00:46:16William!
00:46:17How could you do this to me?
00:46:22You know, she, she...
00:46:23The funny thing is, is she thinks I actually love her.
00:46:26I bagged a hundred babes that are better than her.
00:46:30She's delusional.
00:46:32Ugh, how pathetic.
00:46:34Probably just broke up with her boyfriend or something.
00:46:41Yeah, who gives a shit?
00:46:43You know, I'm gonna break up with Fernanda soon, too.
00:46:46And I'll be waiting for you.
00:46:48Daddy.
00:46:50Oh.
00:46:51Shit.
00:46:55Goddammit!
00:46:57What have I done?
00:46:59Eric.
00:47:00It's going to be so awkward at work now.
00:47:04And I didn't even get the chance to propose to William.
00:47:09Goddammit!
00:47:10What have I done?
00:47:15Eric.
00:47:18It's so cold.
00:47:19Eric.
00:47:20Eric.
00:47:21Eric.
00:47:40It's fine.
00:47:41I already saw everything last night anyway.
00:47:49How do I look?
00:47:54Beautiful.
00:47:57Come on, get up.
00:47:58I have your suit ready, too.
00:47:59Where...
00:48:01Where are we going?
00:48:03Where else?
00:48:05We're gonna go crash Dorsey Tech's little cocktail party.
00:48:07No.
00:48:08What you doing hiding over here?
00:48:09I told you you're here as my girlfriend.
00:48:10No.
00:48:11No.
00:48:12No.
00:48:13No.
00:48:14No.
00:48:15No.
00:48:16No.
00:48:17No.
00:48:18No.
00:48:19No.
00:48:20No.
00:48:21No.
00:48:22No.
00:48:23No.
00:48:24No.
00:48:25No.
00:48:26No.
00:48:28No.
00:48:29No.
00:48:30No.
00:48:31No.
00:48:32No.
00:48:33No.
00:48:34No.
00:48:35No.
00:48:36It's my girlfriend.
00:48:38We have to look the part.
00:48:40Mr. Dorsey.
00:48:41It's money like yours.
00:48:44There must be plenty of other girl friends you can call.
00:48:47Ok.
00:48:48What's going to happen with you?
00:48:49Wanna cut youassound me or something?
00:48:51Cause I could do that.
00:48:52Whatever.
00:48:54I just wait until I'm wasted.
00:48:56Drunk words are sober thoughts.
00:48:58Ok.
00:49:00Mr. Dorsey.
00:49:01Oh.
00:49:02Let's have a toast.
00:49:03to winning over the investors and taking over the market by storm.
00:49:08Cheers. Cheers.
00:49:33Well, well, well. It isn't that little rat I fired from Dorsey Tech.
00:49:51Miss Hendrix, I see you've taken quite a liking to this loser and idiot right here.
00:49:59Why wouldn't I like Eric? He's a tech genius and the brains behind our new AI platform.
00:50:06Firing him was your loss.
00:50:11Okay.
00:50:13Thanks to Mr. Dorsey's leadership and my fearless efforts, Dorsey Tech AI platform is now reaching the market.
00:50:20You talk a big game, but the only reason why you're here is to ride our coattails.
00:50:26So what's really funny about that is that we're about to release our own AI platform.
00:50:36Oh, is that so? Well, you frauds don't have a shot against us.
00:50:42How much overtime did you use to make a platform that no one's going to use?
00:50:46Burn, dude. You hear that?
00:50:49Yeah, I would say our monopoly on the tech industry is secure.
00:50:55So, Miss Hendrix, why don't you go on that little love train straight to bankruptcy?
00:50:59We'll see which product no one wants to use.
00:51:03Wow.
00:51:04Jesus, Eric. Didn't we, like, just break up? Look at you. I already head over heels for another woman.
00:51:14Excuse me.
00:51:16What's up? Talk to me. Um, do you have any idea where I am?
00:51:21What? Uh, the server crashed?
00:51:28Okay, yep.
00:51:29Okay, yep. Um, what the fuck? Server crashed.
00:51:34I'll make a call?
00:51:35Yeah, make a call.
00:51:36It'll be fixed in a minute.
00:51:37Yeah, that's, um, wow.
00:51:40He's got it. Yeah, yeah, he's got it.
00:51:42Use the amelioration algorithm.
00:51:45Yes, do it.
00:51:47The amelioration algorithm.
00:51:49That's what I call the code I saved in my tablet, but it's only for emergencies.
00:51:52It won't solve the core problem.
00:51:54Wait, did Eric steal my tablet?
00:51:57Another server crash, huh?
00:51:59If your systems are so unpredictable, you sure people are going to trust your new product?
00:52:06Uh, yeah, this doesn't concern you at all.
00:52:09Uh, what's up, man? We figured it out?
00:52:11Yeah.
00:52:13Got it fixed.
00:52:14No big deal.
00:52:15No big deal.
00:52:18Wait, did you just say the company's server crashes?
00:52:22No big deal.
00:52:23This is an internal affair.
00:52:25Internal.
00:52:26And you were driven out.
00:52:29So I would keep your mouth shut.
00:52:31The amelioration algorithm is for emergencies only.
00:52:34It won't address the core issues.
00:52:35So the concurrency bug will just lead to more data corruption and more system crashes.
00:52:40Such a noob mistake.
00:52:42If you understood code, you'd know that.
00:52:44Oh my God, if you would understand code, you wouldn't.
00:52:47Dude, like seriously, do you hear yourself?
00:52:49What do you know?
00:52:50Take your bullshit theories somewhere else, please.
00:52:54Please, ma'am.
00:52:55Right.
00:52:57What do I know?
00:52:58Yeah.
00:52:59I wrote the amelioration algorithm.
00:53:01What did you just say?
00:53:02I wrote the amelioration algorithm.
00:53:03I'm in HR and the boss still didn't tell me about the mysterious tech genius he hired.
00:53:13Was it really Eric all along?
00:53:15Ugh.
00:53:16What have I done?
00:53:17Shut up.
00:53:18What the?
00:53:19Mr. Dorsey, you can't believe a word they say.
00:53:22They are our competitors.
00:53:23Right?
00:53:24Believe whatever you want.
00:53:26What a dumpster fire.
00:53:29Let's go, honey.
00:53:31Yeah.
00:53:32Oh my God.
00:53:33Did you just call him honey?
00:53:35Yeah.
00:53:36So?
00:53:37Back when I recruited Eric, I made the terms very clear.
00:53:41I told him he could have whatever he wanted, including me.
00:53:46I'm not like some people, ignoring talents and abusing their trust.
00:53:50What?
00:53:54I have an image to maintain.
00:53:58Yes, of course.
00:53:59So, what you're saying is...
00:54:12It's not that I don't respect Hendrix's tech.
00:54:15Dorsey is less an investment risk.
00:54:17And they have greater potential.
00:54:19I can't justify choosing your product over theirs.
00:54:22Mr. Brown, we're a risk worth taking.
00:54:25Once you see our AI platform, I guarantee you'll want to reconsider.
00:54:31Bravo, bravo.
00:54:33That was quite an inspiring sales pitch, Ms. Hendrix.
00:54:38You must be Mr. Dorsey's son.
00:54:40It's a great pleasure.
00:54:41Ms. Hendrix and I were just having a little chat.
00:54:44Naturally, I'll still be investing in Dorsey Tech.
00:54:47Yeah, so, um, if you're here chasing investments,
00:54:50I would suggest you just give up and go home.
00:54:52With us here, you won't get a red cent from these guys.
00:54:54That's right.
00:54:56Over 90% of the guests here
00:54:58have already invested in our new AI tech program.
00:55:03Best get out while you still can.
00:55:05I'm afraid they're right.
00:55:07We've already spent our investment money in promoting
00:55:09Dorsey's new AI platform, so...
00:55:12And I can assure you that any investment you've made
00:55:15will not be wasted,
00:55:17and your money will be paid back in tenfold.
00:55:19At Dorsey Tech, we treat our partners like family.
00:55:22And that's why we love doing business with you.
00:55:25If I were you, I'd cut my losses and take my leave.
00:55:30Get out.
00:55:31Unless...
00:55:32You also want to invest in Dorsey Tech.
00:55:35Hey, let the jerks out there.
00:55:40They're fun.
00:55:41They won't be laughing for too much longer.
00:55:42Sounds like a plan.
00:55:52Hmm.
00:55:53Miss Hendrix.
00:56:03Didn't you just tell us to get lost?
00:56:06I didn't want to fend Mr. Dorsey back there.
00:56:08It was all an act.
00:56:10Well, that sounds professional.
00:56:12Then what do you want?
00:56:13Miss Hendrix.
00:56:14I'm serious.
00:56:15Investors know to heads their beds.
00:56:17What Hendrix Tech is doing is impressive,
00:56:20and I want to offer my help.
00:56:23I know you need funds to promote your products,
00:56:26and I want to assist with that.
00:56:28But you need to sign a contract first.
00:56:30No way am I signing a contract with you.
00:56:33At least hear the terms.
00:56:35If your AI product tops Dorsey Techs,
00:56:38you pay nothing.
00:56:40If they win,
00:56:41you pay everything back.
00:56:43What do you say?
00:56:45That's a lot of money we're talking about.
00:56:47Hmm.
00:56:48Well, it's definitely risky.
00:56:50But...
00:56:51I trust Eric.
00:56:54Mr. Brown, we accept your offer.
00:57:03Today, Dorsey Techs highly anticipated
00:57:05artificial intelligence platform, AI Plus,
00:57:08was released in the United States.
00:57:10On its first day,
00:57:11AI Plus has already gained more than 10 million users,
00:57:14completely eclipsing the efforts
00:57:16of their chief competitor, Hendrix Tech,
00:57:18which also launched their new platform,
00:57:20AI King, on the same day.
00:57:24Evelyn Hendrix has guts, I'll give her that.
00:57:27But dropping who new product on the same day as us?
00:57:30That is career suicide.
00:57:33Let's get to the office, Griffin.
00:57:35Yes, sir.
00:57:45Relax, Mr. Dorsey.
00:57:47Hendrix Tech is no threat.
00:57:49Yeah, I...
00:57:50I know.
00:57:51Remember when you said that if this project went well,
00:57:53you'd promote me to Vice President?
00:57:55Yeah, I remember.
00:57:57But AI Plus has just barely hit the market.
00:58:00We can't even call it a success yet.
00:58:02Right. True.
00:58:03Yeah.
00:58:08I have news.
00:58:09Talk to me.
00:58:12The bad news is that Hendrix Tech AI platform
00:58:14is much more impressive than we thought.
00:58:16The good news is that their consumer numbers
00:58:18are nowhere close to ours.
00:58:21Okay.
00:58:22Alright, I'll take it.
00:58:24I'll take it.
00:58:25Like I said, we're unbeatable.
00:58:27Come on.
00:58:28Let's celebrate.
00:58:29No, no.
00:58:30Not yet.
00:58:32How did Hendrix Tech even get that product out in that timeline?
00:58:35I mean, they got started much later than we did.
00:58:37I heard from a source at their company that their lead engineer is highly skilled.
00:58:43Lead engineer?
00:58:44Eric?
00:58:46I thought he was supposed to be a nobody.
00:58:49Right?
00:58:50Listen.
00:58:51Dad.
00:58:52What's up?
00:58:53William.
00:58:54I'm on my way to the office.
00:58:55Congratulations, you and Eric.
00:58:56Oh, got it.
00:58:57The boss is coming.
00:58:58We can talk to him about my promotion.
00:58:59Shit.
00:59:00Guys, this isn't good.
00:59:01What?
00:59:02What is it now?
00:59:03Our AI platform and company server have both crashed.
00:59:05What the fuck.
00:59:06Right?
00:59:07Every time.
00:59:08Seriously.
00:59:09God damn, dude.
00:59:10What the fuck is going on?
00:59:13What the fuck is going on?
00:59:15The company's server have both crashed.
00:59:17What the fuck? Right? Every time.
00:59:23Seriously. God damn, dude.
00:59:29What the fuck is going on?
00:59:31Mr. Martin, the AI platform just crashed out of nowhere and brought the whole server down along with it.
00:59:36They don't just sit around like an idiot. Fix it!
00:59:38Sir, this is an issue with the system's core framework. We didn't build that.
00:59:42What do you mean you didn't build it?
00:59:44We're using the same framework that Eric built before he left.
00:59:46Eric, the guy I fired?
00:59:48Yeah, Eric with a K. E-R-I-K.
00:59:52You took credit for someone else's work.
00:59:54Lie to me!
00:59:56Mr. Dorsey, let me explain.
00:59:58No, there's no time for explanation. Why didn't you rebuild the core framework?
01:00:02Mr. Dorsey, we need to focus on getting the company's server up and running. Our user's trust depends on it.
01:00:06Speak! What happened to the company's server?
01:00:09Sir, he was the one.
01:00:11I didn't do shit!
01:00:12Shut your mouth. Go!
01:00:13The solution he used, the amelioration algorithm after the last two crashes, it's not designed as a long-term solution to the serious concurrency bug in the code.
01:00:22Every time that bug is reproduced, it leads to more serious corruption.
01:00:25It's been a ticking time bomb ever since.
01:00:28This time, the AI platform went down, brought the whole server down along with it.
01:00:32It's completely unfixable.
01:00:35This was all your fault.
01:00:38William, all of our users are switching over to Hendrix Tech AI platform. What should we do?
01:00:44How the fuck am I supposed to know?
01:00:52Mr. Dorsey, what on earth is going on? I'm not gonna let you assholes drag me down like this.
01:00:56Look, sir, I can explain. I'm sorry, okay? It's gonna be fixed.
01:01:00I have billions of dollars invested in you, dammit.
01:01:02I'm gonna make sure the whole industry knows about this scandal.
01:01:05The Percy Tech is finished.
01:01:13500,000? We just passed 500,000!
01:01:16You guys, 98! 99!
01:01:201 million!
01:01:21Oh my god!
01:01:22Oh my god!
01:01:27Go!
01:01:28Go!
01:01:30Go!
01:01:32Hey, hey, it's still going up! It's still going up!
01:01:34Fuck, fuck, fuck!
01:01:37This is all your fault!
01:01:39This is all your fault!
01:01:40Mr. Dorsey.
01:01:42Fuck!
01:01:43I wanted to help you. I was trying to help the company.
01:01:47I've had enough of your bullshit.
01:01:48You fired half the bloody tech departments.
01:01:51What was I supposed to do? And you gave us impossible deadlines.
01:01:55No, no, no. Don't make this about me.
01:01:56I get it now. You're using my promotion as bait.
01:01:59You are never gonna make me VP.
01:02:01You want your job or not?
01:02:03Is that a threat?
01:02:05Fire me! Do it!
01:02:06You think I won't?
01:02:08If Eric leaves, so do I.
01:02:11Me too.
01:02:13See, when you fired everyone, I replaced them with my people.
01:02:19Go ahead, fire me.
01:02:20You'll clear out your whole tech department.
01:02:23You will sink Dorsey Tech.
01:02:26You were never the prized tech genius of Dorsey Tech.
01:02:29You were the slacker my father warned me about.
01:02:31William!
01:02:32William!
01:02:33William!
01:02:37William!
01:02:41I'm ashamed to call you my son.
01:02:45What the hell have you done to my company?
01:02:48Dad, I'm sorry.
01:02:51I'm not here for apologies.
01:02:57What the hell is this idiot doing here?
01:02:59I thought you fired him.
01:03:01Where's Eric?
01:03:03Dad, I fired Eric.
01:03:05You fired him?
01:03:07You fired him?
01:03:09Um, was that a mistake?
01:03:14Dad, are you okay?
01:03:16Hey, are you okay?
01:03:18I busted my fucking balls to get Eric to Dorsey Tech.
01:03:23He was the backbone behind this company.
01:03:28And what did you do?
01:03:30You fired him!
01:03:33So, um, it was Eric with a K all along?
01:03:38Oh, I fucked up.
01:03:40God, I fucked up.
01:03:42Where is Eric now?
01:03:44I will get down on my knees and beg him to come back.
01:03:48Um, Eric is at Hendrix Tech.
01:03:55You are a sorry excuse for a son!
01:03:59You are destroying my company!
01:04:06Sir, bad news.
01:04:09It appears that the server crash was just the beginning.
01:04:12What's going on?
01:04:14The crash also affected our automobile software.
01:04:15There have been at least 30 car accidents across the U.S.
01:04:20Oh, fuck.
01:04:22Six people have died.
01:04:29No, no.
01:04:31This isn't my fault.
01:04:32It was Eric's fault.
01:04:33Eric with a K.
01:04:35It was his code that was faulty.
01:04:37No, that's fucking bullshit.
01:04:38I fired him before that happened.
01:04:40But I stumbled upon his tablet and the code that he wrote.
01:04:42I'm only guilty of using his work.
01:04:45Everything else was his fault.
01:04:47I wrote the amelioration algorithm.
01:04:51God, it mistook the genius for the loser.
01:04:54I'm not going down like this.
01:04:56Dorsey Tech ain't finished yet.
01:04:59It's not finished yet.
01:05:01Griffin!
01:05:02Griffin!
01:05:04Take this man to the police.
01:05:06If Dorsey Tech goes under,
01:05:08he'll have to pay for this.
01:05:10Yes, sir.
01:05:11Mr. Brown looks like your contract worked in our favor, so we will not be returning the five billion dollars you invested.
01:05:26And again, thank you for your generosity.
01:05:27Wait!
01:05:28Do I at least deserve some dividends?
01:05:30I'm sorry, Mr. Brown, but the terms you insisted on were very clear.
01:05:34We beat Dorsey Tech, so we owe you nothing, which includes any dividends you might have otherwise received.
01:05:39But?
01:05:40No.
01:05:41No.
01:05:42No more buts.
01:05:43Goodbye, Mr. Brown.
01:05:44Goodbye, Mr. Brown.
01:05:45Tonight, I'll give you that reward I was telling you about.
01:05:46I'm sorry, Mr. Brown, but the terms you insisted on were very clear.
01:05:51We beat Dorsey Tech, so we owe you nothing, which includes any dividends you might have otherwise received.
01:05:57But?
01:05:58No.
01:05:59No more buts.
01:06:01Goodbye, Mr. Brown.
01:06:09Tonight, I'll give you that reward I was telling you about.
01:06:13Oh, I'm sure it'll be very special.
01:06:18You have no idea.
01:06:21Eric!
01:06:24I know I messed up before.
01:06:27It's all over for Dorsey Tech now.
01:06:30Is there anything you can do to help me?
01:06:34What the hell are you doing grabbing my boyfriend?
01:06:38Boyfriend?
01:06:39That's right.
01:06:41I'm his girlfriend now.
01:06:43We're living together and we're getting married soon, too.
01:06:46But...
01:06:48You...
01:06:49You can't...
01:06:51No, it's not possible!
01:06:53He was mine first!
01:06:55You dumped him and you treated him like trash!
01:06:59It's a little late for you to come crawling back.
01:07:03Guys, can we...
01:07:04Eric!
01:07:05Eric!
01:07:06No!
01:07:07Eric!
01:07:08No!
01:07:09Eric!
01:07:15You're hot when you're bossy.
01:07:19Do you like?
01:07:20Yeah.
01:07:21Eric?
01:07:22What?
01:07:26Eric?
01:07:27What is it now?
01:07:28What is it now?
01:07:37Eric.
01:07:39You know how much I've done for you.
01:07:41Dorsey Tech is in dire straits.
01:07:44We need your help.
01:07:46We need your help.
01:07:47Mr. Dorsey.
01:07:49All those things you gave me.
01:07:51I returned when your son accused me of hacking the company server and demanding compensation.
01:07:58Oh, has he not told you?
01:08:00No, that is not how it went down at all.
01:08:04It was that dirtbag, Eric with the C, who went behind my back and got me all mixed up.
01:08:09Oh, yeah?
01:08:11Well, your little mix-up made me lose everything I had, including my career.
01:08:16Did it feel good to make me the scapegoat for your mistake?
01:08:20Eric, I am really sorry.
01:08:24I don't want your fake apology, and I'm not coming back to you.
01:08:30So, would you please leave our office?
01:08:36Now, would you please leave our office?
01:08:41We wish Dorsey Tech the very best.
01:08:59You fucking doomed us, son!
01:09:04You doomed Dorsey Tech!
01:09:08Dead, dead, dead.
01:09:10Dead!
01:09:11Dead!
01:09:12Dead!
01:09:19So, you're really not gonna help them?
01:09:21They're the ones who fired me.
01:09:25Now they have to live with the outcome.
01:09:28Not to the sweet taste of victory.
01:09:31Not to the sweet taste of victory.
01:09:33Not to the sweet taste of victory.
01:09:34We're the ones that everyone made us naughted.
01:09:35The amazing thing!
01:09:38So, weישen aquellos do this.
01:09:42We are now reading.
01:09:43So, take a look, we must the best go!
01:09:46So, I don't need to add to theк reticten Wellness.
01:09:48Maybe it's crazy.
01:09:49But we'll be in the middle school, in order and get so fever for us.
01:09:51Because we do everythingplanethoferent large!
01:09:53How do we do that?
01:09:54We're all counting!
01:09:55We'll ever be able to find the kindle ответ.
01:09:56We'll check out, though!
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