October 13, 1994 commercials (Part 3)

Jeffrey Long

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00:00Ah, Buster's birthday party.

00:06Fifty hamburgers shaped like squirrels,

00:09ice cream dog bones for dessert,

00:11a couple of fights,

00:13a cat chase,

00:15my sofa confused for a fire hydrant,

00:18and when the party is over,

00:20my bissel little green clean machine,

00:22the handheld miracle worker

00:24that quickly lifts out carpet and upholstery stains.

00:27Life's messy.

00:29Clean it up.

00:31Warms my soul.

00:33Okay.

00:34Smitty.

00:35I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.

00:38Who ever heard of a cold cereal

00:40that made you feel warm all over?

00:42Quaker Honey Nut Toasted Oatmeal.

00:44Honey and almonds

00:46and crunchy little oatmeal oats on top.

00:48Warms my soul.

00:50Hi, Lori.

00:51I'm on dead.

00:53Quaker Toasted Oatmeal.

00:55That's better.

00:56It's cold.

00:57But it warms my soul.

01:01You might be confused by all the different types of pain relievers

01:03and all their claims,

01:05but your doctor isn't.

01:06They call one type NSAIDs,

01:08like aspirin, ibuprofen,

01:10and the latest pain reliever with the main ingredient naproxen sodium.

01:13The pain reliever in Tylenol is different from all these,

01:16especially when it comes to your stomach.

01:18To varying degrees, every NSAID brand can sometimes cause the side effect of stomach irritation.

01:24Tylenol won't.

01:25The choice is clear.

01:27Tylenol, the pain reliever hospitals use most.

01:30If you plan to be in the Los Angeles area and would like complimentary tickets to Jeopardy,

01:36please send a self-addressed stamped envelope to Jeopardy Tickets,

01:39Sony Picture Studios, 10202 West Washington Boulevard, Culver City, California 90232.

01:45One of the most shocking stories Primetime has ever found.

01:49A government program out of control.

01:52Parents using their kids to get millions.

01:54You can buy a Mercedes.

01:56You can go to Florida.

01:57You can do anything you want with this money.

02:00An invitation to abuse so outrageous.

02:02So how do you explain the government's so anxious to give you all this money?

02:05I don't know.

02:06You have to see it to believe it.

02:08Join Sam Donaldson and me for Primetime.

02:10Be sure to watch tonight at 10, followed by Action News at 11.

02:17So you think you got all the fixings to make Boston Chicken's new vegetable pot pie?

02:20Yeah.

02:21Well, what about the fresh zucchini?

02:22Ooh.

02:23Uh-uh.

02:25And the carrots.

02:27Don't forget the squash and peppers and leeks.

02:30Boston Chicken introduces our new vegetable pot pie.

02:33Large chunks of garden vegetables topped with a mashed potato crust,

02:36along with our original chicken pot pie.

02:38All freshly prepared and ready to go.

02:40So why run yourself ragging?

02:41Run to Boston Chicken instead.

02:43Oh, did I mention potatoes for the crust?

02:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

02:49At Lincoln, we believe that when others shout, it's time to whisper.

02:55For a limited time, the rewards of purchasing a 1994 Lincoln Town Car go beyond its legendary quiet and refined ride.

03:03To include a $2,000 cash bonus direct from Lincoln, which is something to shout about after all.

03:10And now you may save even more.

03:14To save even more.

03:15To save even more.

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