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October 13, 1994 commercials (Part 3)
Jeffrey Long
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2 days ago
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00:00
Ah, Buster's birthday party.
00:06
Fifty hamburgers shaped like squirrels,
00:09
ice cream dog bones for dessert,
00:11
a couple of fights,
00:13
a cat chase,
00:15
my sofa confused for a fire hydrant,
00:18
and when the party is over,
00:20
my bissel little green clean machine,
00:22
the handheld miracle worker
00:24
that quickly lifts out carpet and upholstery stains.
00:27
Life's messy.
00:29
Clean it up.
00:31
Warms my soul.
00:33
Okay.
00:34
Smitty.
00:35
I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
00:38
Who ever heard of a cold cereal
00:40
that made you feel warm all over?
00:42
Quaker Honey Nut Toasted Oatmeal.
00:44
Honey and almonds
00:46
and crunchy little oatmeal oats on top.
00:48
Warms my soul.
00:50
Hi, Lori.
00:51
I'm on dead.
00:53
Quaker Toasted Oatmeal.
00:55
That's better.
00:56
It's cold.
00:57
But it warms my soul.
01:01
You might be confused by all the different types of pain relievers
01:03
and all their claims,
01:05
but your doctor isn't.
01:06
They call one type NSAIDs,
01:08
like aspirin, ibuprofen,
01:10
and the latest pain reliever with the main ingredient naproxen sodium.
01:13
The pain reliever in Tylenol is different from all these,
01:16
especially when it comes to your stomach.
01:18
To varying degrees, every NSAID brand can sometimes cause the side effect of stomach irritation.
01:24
Tylenol won't.
01:25
The choice is clear.
01:27
Tylenol, the pain reliever hospitals use most.
01:30
If you plan to be in the Los Angeles area and would like complimentary tickets to Jeopardy,
01:36
please send a self-addressed stamped envelope to Jeopardy Tickets,
01:39
Sony Picture Studios, 10202 West Washington Boulevard, Culver City, California 90232.
01:45
One of the most shocking stories Primetime has ever found.
01:49
A government program out of control.
01:52
Parents using their kids to get millions.
01:54
You can buy a Mercedes.
01:56
You can go to Florida.
01:57
You can do anything you want with this money.
02:00
An invitation to abuse so outrageous.
02:02
So how do you explain the government's so anxious to give you all this money?
02:05
I don't know.
02:06
You have to see it to believe it.
02:08
Join Sam Donaldson and me for Primetime.
02:10
Be sure to watch tonight at 10, followed by Action News at 11.
02:17
So you think you got all the fixings to make Boston Chicken's new vegetable pot pie?
02:20
Yeah.
02:21
Well, what about the fresh zucchini?
02:22
Ooh.
02:23
Uh-uh.
02:25
And the carrots.
02:27
Don't forget the squash and peppers and leeks.
02:30
Boston Chicken introduces our new vegetable pot pie.
02:33
Large chunks of garden vegetables topped with a mashed potato crust,
02:36
along with our original chicken pot pie.
02:38
All freshly prepared and ready to go.
02:40
So why run yourself ragging?
02:41
Run to Boston Chicken instead.
02:43
Oh, did I mention potatoes for the crust?
02:45
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:49
At Lincoln, we believe that when others shout, it's time to whisper.
02:55
For a limited time, the rewards of purchasing a 1994 Lincoln Town Car go beyond its legendary quiet and refined ride.
03:03
To include a $2,000 cash bonus direct from Lincoln, which is something to shout about after all.
03:10
And now you may save even more.
03:14
To save even more.
03:15
To save even more.
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