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00:00The End
00:30I wish I was the land of God, no time dare not to come, look away, look away, look away down upon the Swanee River, far, far away.
01:00That's real swing, boys. Now to introduce our characters. First, the little lady. Tell us your name, honey.
01:09I'm six years old, and I live at 2415 Park Street. I'm in the first grade, and I can spell cat, a C-A, a cat, a C-A, a cat, a C-A, well, anyway, I can spell dog, D-O-G, dog.
01:24And I got a dolly, and I got a teddy bear, and I got laced on my paddy, too. You want to see?
01:29Hey, hold on. No, no, no, no. Remember, you're a big girl. Now all we want to know is your name.
01:39Believe her, you dope.
01:41Hmm, temperamentally, practices.
01:44Hey, girly. Step out of that shadow and introduce yourself to the folks here.
01:48That's cute.
01:54And here comes old Uncle Tom now.
01:58Getting kind of feeble. Just look at those old knees shaking.
02:01Brother, my knees ain't shaking.
02:03I was trucking.
02:04La-de-da.
02:07And next, hey, gal, give us the lowdown.
02:11My name's Liza, and I'm from Dixie.
02:15You're all from Dixie, gal?
02:16Uh-huh.
02:17Are you from Dixie?
02:19Of course I'm from Dixie.
02:21My, gal, I'm from the south.
02:23Well, so am I.
02:25Go on.
02:27Right in there.
02:28Have a look at the well-clasps and just a part.
02:32And now, the viper of all viper.
02:39Hello, hello, everybody, everybody.
02:48And last but not least, the hound.
02:53Hmm, looks like a sit-down strike.
02:55Hey, boys, say a word to the folks.
02:58Hello.
02:58Well, that's that.
03:03Now, on with the show.
03:06Are you ready, little Eva?
03:07You said it, Dr. Tom, poor-leggers.
03:10Hey, hey, hey, hey.
03:13And you, cutie?
03:14Any time you all say, Professor.
03:18Oh, do you want to be an actor?
03:19Oh, no, no, no.
03:21Oh, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show.
03:24How about it, Liza?
03:26Yeah, man.
03:27All set, Simon, Simon?
03:29The sooner, the sooner.
03:33You sit down as ready?
03:35Yeah, I guess so.
03:38There ain't nothing else to do.
03:40Here we go.
03:41Camera.
03:42Camera.
03:54Hey, Uncle Tom, here comes the green.
04:10My body might belong to you, but my soul belongs to Warner Brothers.
04:16Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
04:24Stop!
04:26Stop!
04:28Stop!
04:29Stop!
04:30Stop!
04:31We'll buy the nice old man.
04:35Here's your contract.
04:37But remember, if you fall behind in your payments, I take him back.
04:45So Topsy and Eva take Uncle Tom home.
04:48Happily, happily, happily, happily.
04:50Oh, my, my, how time does fly.
05:00Looks like bad news, folks.
05:06Let's see now.
05:09Topsy and Eva.
05:12Their payments three months past you?
05:15Well, I'll fix that.
05:20Uh-oh.
05:21He's headed their way.
05:22You can bet the vipers up to no good.
05:24I'd better warn the kids.
05:27Jiggers, kids.
05:28It's Uncle Tom.
05:28Here comes the green.
05:31Up to the daisy.
05:32Where's Uncle Tom?
05:42We don't know.
05:44No, Zio.
05:45No, Zio.
05:48All right.
05:49I'll find him.
05:52And when I do...
05:53Getting warm.
06:00Getting warmer.
06:02Warmer.
06:03Warmer.
06:04Warmer.
06:05Warmer.
06:05Boy, you're burning up.
06:17Tell me where Uncle Tom is, or I'll whip you within an inch of your life.
06:24There's your cue, Liza.
06:26There they go.
06:29You're off at Charleston.
06:30Liza out in front by three lanes.
06:32Looks like the green is left at the post.
06:33The green is acting up badly.
06:47At the quarter, Liza by 12 lanes.
06:50The green coming up fast on the outside.
06:53Liza's increasing her lead.
06:54She's a dark horse in his race.
06:57The green's still running last.
07:00No ice on the river.
07:02Relax, Liza.
07:03Now, don't get excited.
07:06Don't get excited.
07:08Excited?
07:09Who's excited?
07:09I'm not excited!
07:12The green is gaining fast.
07:13Hey, Liza.
07:15There's some ice.
07:16Let's go.
07:30But Liza rides again.
07:32Hounds of the green coming up fast on the outside.
07:36Liza driving hard.
07:39They're in the stretch.
07:43Liza through her rider.
07:45And the winner...
07:46It's Uncle Tom.
07:50Looks like the old boy has collected on his Social Security.
08:00But Uncle Tom, where did you get all that money?
08:05There you have the story of Uncle Tom's Bungalow.
08:20Or have you?
08:21Well, there you may have the story of Uncle Tom's believe in the world around the outside...
08:25I bet a little bit more so.
08:25It was from...
08:26What's up?
08:26I know I'm sorry, Special Nick and the horse on the outside.
08:27Oh!
08:27Well, That's it.
08:28When he shows you the story of Uncle Tom's Bungalow.
08:29Well, not me, that's the one.
08:30Well, my guy's got something under his hair.
08:30Let's go do it.
08:31Let's go do it.
08:31Well, that's it.
08:31Let's go!
08:32Let's go, boo-Maycoom.

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