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00:00:00I'm Dora Muller, the ice hockey team's assistant that no one cares about.
00:00:13I love this job, mostly because it keeps me close to Leo, and I crushed since childhood.
00:00:30Wait, did Leo really stop to help me?
00:00:37Ouch.
00:00:40I always believed that one day Leo would see me more than an assistant.
00:00:51You just got parked, Dora?
00:00:55But back then, I had no idea how dangerous dreams could be, and how badly people could get hurt.
00:01:04It all started when I got an early birthday present from my parents.
00:01:15Happy birthday to my dearest daughter. We love you so much.
00:01:20I totally forgot I was only one month away from turning 18.
00:01:25Get with Leo. Lose my lead card.
00:01:38You followed Leo to college for nothing.
00:01:42Idiot.
00:01:43I could die a virgin.
00:01:45No.
00:01:46If you want it, you're gonna have to make it happen.
00:01:49Dora Muller, just tell Leo how you feel.
00:01:54Stop being such a pussy and go for it.
00:01:58Dora.
00:01:59Dora.
00:02:00Can it wait?
00:02:01I'm just, I'm a little busy.
00:02:03You know, I have been in love with you for years.
00:02:07I think we would make a great team.
00:02:08I've been saving myself for you, and I want you to be the one to take my virginity next month before my 18th birthday.
00:02:16Oh my god!
00:02:17Oh my god!
00:02:18What did she just say?
00:02:19She's a virgin.
00:02:20LMAO.
00:02:21LMAO.
00:02:22Oh sweet.
00:02:23A pleading little virgin.
00:02:24Oh, don't let me stop you, Dora.
00:02:25What else do you have to say to Leo?
00:02:26Oh, I want you to be the one to take my virginity next month before my 18th birthday.
00:02:28And I want you to be the one to take my virginity next month before my 18th birthday.
00:02:30Oh my god!
00:02:34What did she just say?
00:02:35She's a virgin.
00:02:36LMAO.
00:02:37Oh, sweet.
00:02:39A pleading little virgin.
00:02:42Oh, don't let me stop you, Dora.
00:02:46What else do you have to say to Leo?
00:02:50What else do you have to say to Leo?
00:02:59Pretty.
00:03:00Hey.
00:03:02I didn't realize you were at the toilet.
00:03:04It's funny.
00:03:05Something in the toilet made me think of you.
00:03:07And then I heard your needy voice.
00:03:10I can't believe you're still a virgin.
00:03:14Wait.
00:03:15I totally can.
00:03:16But I do love what you've done with your hair.
00:03:21Aww.
00:03:24Don't have a mustache.
00:03:28I'll just...
00:03:29I'll leave you guys.
00:03:31Go.
00:03:31And this...
00:03:33It's interesting.
00:03:40Women have a choice for...
00:03:41They can be appealing.
00:03:43Or they can be you.
00:03:46I like this cardigan.
00:03:50So would my great-great-great-grandmother.
00:03:56Leo's hot.
00:03:57You're not.
00:03:59Leo's rich.
00:04:00Poor.
00:04:01We're in your out.
00:04:02Repeat that to yourself when you go and cry into your greasy pillow.
00:04:07Mindy.
00:04:08No, you're a police nerd.
00:04:10In the library, it's in your nose for the other movements.
00:04:13Yes.
00:04:16You know, if you could just, uh, finish up with some tears for my followers.
00:04:24What the hell?
00:04:41I'm not expecting money from anyone.
00:04:43Especially this much.
00:04:48What the hell?
00:04:49What the hell?
00:04:50I'm not expecting money from anyone.
00:04:50What the hell?
00:04:50I'm not expecting money from anyone.
00:04:52No.
00:05:01Um...
00:05:05Did your towel just fall?
00:05:09What?
00:05:10Can I sneak a peek?
00:05:14Oh, come on.
00:05:15It's not that bad.
00:05:16I just told Liam that I was in love with him, but Mindy was there, so now the whole school's going to know that I'm a virgin.
00:05:22Are you in there trying to slip on some guy in the shower?
00:05:26Come on, I know you're in there, Virgin.
00:05:28I can smell library dust and eyeglass cleaner.
00:05:43Oh, Troy.
00:05:46No virgins here, but you already knew that, right?
00:05:50Goodbye, ex-boyfriend.
00:06:02Oh, not so fast.
00:06:05Lord, the ignorer.
00:06:07I saved you.
00:06:08I know.
00:06:09Big time.
00:06:10No way.
00:06:16Guys like you only want one thing.
00:06:18Such as?
00:06:20Help passing math.
00:06:22Listen, I've got a really weird tech situation, and I know you're good with that kind of stuff, but it's got to be kept real secret.
00:06:28If you got an iris from a porn site, that's your own problem.
00:06:31No, no, some stranger's putting money into my account, and I'm worried they're setting me up to make it look like I'm throwing games.
00:06:38Match fixing?
00:06:40That also sounds super dodgy.
00:06:42I'm not touching it.
00:06:43Wait, well...
00:06:44What if we did a deal?
00:06:48You help me, and I help you get Leo.
00:06:52Boom!
00:06:53Swinging for fifth base in no time.
00:06:56It's a sexual reference for you.
00:06:59Once I have sex with Leo.
00:07:02It's not just sex.
00:07:04I love Leo.
00:07:07I've been waiting for him.
00:07:09So do we have a deal?
00:07:11Okay, but I need to clear something up.
00:07:14Fifth base, I thought it was fourth.
00:07:17You got some work to do.
00:07:20You think I'm a joke?
00:07:22It's called teasing to her.
00:07:25Do you want Leo or not?
00:07:28So, you can teach me how to flirt and, you know, do things.
00:07:34Do you want me to teach you how to kiss, Dora?
00:07:48Just want to know what Leo will expect.
00:07:53I'm not super familiar with this stuff.
00:07:58Huh?
00:08:00Maybe we should tackle it in order.
00:08:03Listen for me.
00:08:04Flirting fashion technique.
00:08:06Okay, so you spent some time thinking about this.
00:08:09All right.
00:08:10Flirting skills first, and then boom.
00:08:12Fifth base.
00:08:13Sounds good.
00:08:14Just, uh, don't forget about fashion.
00:08:16And we need a deadline.
00:08:17How about the fundraiser dance for the hockey team?
00:08:20You can make a big move there.
00:08:21It's only two weeks away.
00:08:23Calm down.
00:08:24You're not that hopeless.
00:08:25We can meet up tomorrow morning to discuss tactics.
00:08:28Okay.
00:08:29Sounds good.
00:08:31Oh, my whole life is going to change.
00:08:34Go team.
00:08:36Oh, it's our key.
00:08:37Got you.
00:08:45Dora!
00:08:46Just the person I wanted to see.
00:08:47Oh, shit.
00:08:49I wanted to say that I'm sorry about yesterday.
00:08:53You did?
00:08:55Yeah.
00:08:56I was just feeling really insecure because I really like Leo.
00:09:00But I shouldn't have reacted that way.
00:09:04Yeah.
00:09:06Okay.
00:09:07Thanks.
00:09:09Did you hear about the cake party that's happening tonight?
00:09:11You should totally come.
00:09:13All of us lost our B cards at cake parties, didn't we, girls?
00:09:18Totally.
00:09:19Totally.
00:09:19Okay.
00:09:30What the hell, Dora?
00:09:38Do you even live here?
00:09:40It's so friggin' neat.
00:09:41I like things organized.
00:09:45What are you doing?
00:09:47Checking to see if your underwear's color-coded.
00:09:49You're probably a mass solution of the week, aren't you?
00:09:55My underwear is none of your business.
00:09:56I mean, it kind of is.
00:10:02Do you want my help landing Leo?
00:10:05Can we please stop talking about my underwear?
00:10:25Just what are you doing?
00:10:26You have such incredible eyes, Dora.
00:10:33I never noticed how beautiful they are before.
00:10:42They're just eyes.
00:10:44I have two of them, like everyone else.
00:10:47Come on, Dora.
00:10:48I was flirting with you.
00:10:50See, this is why I need help.
00:10:55Why couldn't I see what you were doing?
00:10:56Just be open to signals.
00:10:59Don't be Dora the Ignorer.
00:11:01Can't I bore you?
00:11:06Why would you care?
00:11:15Because you have such beautiful eyes.
00:11:22You're flirting again?
00:11:23Yeah.
00:11:24I know.
00:11:24I know.
00:11:24I will practice on Leo at the party tonight.
00:11:25What do you think?
00:11:25Yeah.
00:11:26Why not?
00:11:26You're supposed to say something flirty back.
00:11:29Something flirty back.
00:11:34I know.
00:11:34I will practice on Leo at the party tonight.
00:11:37What do you think?
00:11:38Yeah.
00:11:39Why not?
00:11:39But just remember, you've still got your training wheels on.
00:11:44Don't expect miracles.
00:11:46We'll need to have another flirting lesson.
00:11:59All right.
00:12:01I'll grab us a drink.
00:12:02Just try to be cool.
00:12:06Dude, what am I not cool?
00:12:08Oh, my God.
00:12:13There's Leo.
00:12:15You're worth a million of him, but you have no idea.
00:12:18Yeah.
00:12:19Good luck.
00:12:23She got her.
00:12:24I got her.
00:12:30Hey.
00:12:34Hey.
00:12:36Don't you're staring at me from over there.
00:12:38What was I?
00:12:42I'm sorry if I was weird yesterday.
00:12:45You don't got to say it.
00:12:46Minnie's a bitch.
00:12:48And you're awesome.
00:12:50I am?
00:12:51I am.
00:12:52You don't got to say it.
00:13:03I don't mean to interrupt.
00:13:06School.
00:13:07Cool.
00:13:10She was supposed to be weird yesterday.
00:13:14You don't got to say it.
00:13:15It's cool.
00:13:16Okay.
00:13:17Yes, she does.
00:13:22Doesn't she, girls?
00:13:25Whatever it is.
00:13:27And I think it is her vagina.
00:13:30It's like a vagina, only drier.
00:13:33We call it Adora.
00:13:35What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:13:45We're doing nothing.
00:13:47She needs you.
00:13:48Because you're nothing.
00:13:50Oh.
00:13:52I thought you were talking about how much lube you need.
00:13:55She buys it in venti-sized tubes.
00:13:58How cute.
00:13:59But with how many guys you're seeing, it's probably up to Trento, right?
00:14:04That's the largest one.
00:14:05Don't you dare laugh.
00:14:11Well, it's about me all of a sudden.
00:14:13Oh.
00:14:19What do you see in her?
00:14:22Adora the borer?
00:14:24What, does her bony body make your boner look bigger?
00:14:31She's great.
00:14:32It's as simple as that, maybe.
00:14:34Do you know what it'll do for my reputation
00:14:38if your first girlfriend after me
00:14:39is some pathetic little needy virgin?
00:14:43Why does Dora being a virgin bother you so much?
00:14:47I think it's kind of sweet.
00:14:55This is just the start, you sexless ironing board.
00:14:59Get ready for the plan I have
00:15:01specifically for you
00:15:03in five minutes.
00:15:16Come on.
00:15:17I'll tell you something about it.
00:15:24Wait here.
00:15:25I'll grab you some drinks and some snacks.
00:15:26Okay.
00:15:33Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
00:15:37I think we'd make a great team.
00:15:39I've been saving myself for you,
00:15:40and I want you to be the one to take my virginity
00:15:42before my 18th birthday next month.
00:15:46Ouch.
00:15:47That's a real chicken lady, nuts.
00:15:49Could you be any more desperate?
00:15:54I don't know.
00:15:55Can you, Dora?
00:15:57Ready?
00:15:58Okay.
00:15:59Take my virginity.
00:16:01Take my virginity.
00:16:02Take my virginity.
00:16:05Please stop.
00:16:24Please let me go.
00:16:29You're all right.
00:16:53Hopefully he doesn't see me like this.
00:17:03Please.
00:17:04Please let me go.
00:17:05Mom, honey, you want to go?
00:17:08Please.
00:17:09You can go.
00:17:11We just want to hear you say it.
00:17:13One more time.
00:17:15Say you take my virginity.
00:17:17Say it.
00:17:20Say it.
00:17:21Say it.
00:17:22Say it.
00:17:23Say it.
00:17:24Say it.
00:17:27That's enough!
00:17:33That's enough!
00:17:42And you wonder why guys keep leaving you.
00:17:44I don't care what anyone says.
00:17:48When someone starts shit with me,
00:17:50I always finish it.
00:17:52You're wrong.
00:17:55I'll finish it.
00:17:56I'll finish it.
00:18:08I'll finish it.
00:18:14I'll get you to the show.
00:18:17I...
00:18:18Sorry.
00:18:25I thought you should be a crier.
00:18:28You can't let me get it to you.
00:18:30Okay, you need to fight back.
00:18:32Like with a shark.
00:18:33You should punch her in the nose.
00:18:34Why do you care if she believes me?
00:18:42You remind me of my little sister.
00:18:46Is she a pitiful virgin loser, too?
00:18:50I mean, she's eight.
00:18:51I really hope so.
00:18:54It reminds you of an eight-year-old?
00:18:57No.
00:19:00Stop crying.
00:19:03It's all going to be okay.
00:19:04Yeah.
00:19:07It's easy for you to say.
00:19:10Captain of the hockey team.
00:19:12Everyone loves you.
00:19:15And I'm just...
00:19:18Dora.
00:19:23I really think you're pretty great.
00:19:27And that should count for some things,
00:19:29since I'm apparently so amazing.
00:19:31I thought you just said that at the party
00:19:39to mess with Mindy.
00:19:44I say...
00:19:45because I meant to.
00:19:48I'm lying to you.
00:19:54I'm lying to you.
00:19:57And the worst part is...
00:19:59I didn't even get a chance to talk to Leo.
00:20:06You know there's a chance that Leo might not be into you,
00:20:09no matter what you do.
00:20:10I just have to change the way that he sees me.
00:20:13I just need you to get me a clear shot at the goal.
00:20:21Okay.
00:20:23We'll make it happen,
00:20:24if that's what you really want.
00:20:25Let's do another flirty lesson.
00:20:32Now?
00:20:34It's not like we have another party to get to.
00:20:43Right, team.
00:20:46Let's pretend like we're on a date.
00:20:49Okay?
00:20:49Show me some pointers.
00:20:53Okay.
00:20:54So...
00:20:55Flirting.
00:20:57You want to make...
00:20:58lots of eye contact.
00:21:02And if you can...
00:21:04touch them.
00:21:07At one.
00:21:07I thought it was right.
00:21:13Everything that I...
00:21:14Had inside my mind.
00:21:18Yeah, it felt so good.
00:21:20Walking next to you.
00:21:23You said you liked me too.
00:21:25Sometimes I...
00:21:27I don't know.
00:21:28I don't see a lot of you like me.
00:21:31I think this is fake,
00:21:32but it feels real.
00:21:35And you should...
00:21:37laugh at Leo's jokes,
00:21:38if he makes any.
00:21:39Which he probably won't.
00:21:41And then you should...
00:21:43find something special about him,
00:21:44to compliment.
00:21:46If you can think of anything.
00:21:54I don't know if I did.
00:21:58Am I?
00:22:00It smells so good.
00:22:04What is that?
00:22:04I just presume we get close.
00:22:17I thought...
00:22:19it should actually work.
00:22:21What?
00:22:21What?
00:22:21Congratulations, you just passed Flirting 101.
00:22:31You're better at this than you thought.
00:22:32I know.
00:22:33I mean, who knew I had it in me?
00:22:36Just curious.
00:22:37Why did you say that stuff about me?
00:22:40Well, you told me to find something special about the person I was flirting with.
00:22:45And you went with, I smell nice?
00:22:49What's wrong with that?
00:22:51How do you want to smell?
00:22:53Like a pair of sweaty old socks?
00:22:56Hockey players are tough, okay?
00:22:57We don't smell nice.
00:23:00Hey.
00:23:03Relax.
00:23:04You are still a beast on the ice.
00:23:07I will let your secret get out.
00:23:11Nobody gives me shit the way you do.
00:23:14I like it.
00:23:16Thanks.
00:23:18Did you happen to make a list of everyone who has access to your bank account?
00:23:21Yeah.
00:23:22Can I ask?
00:23:22Yeah, it's around here somewhere.
00:23:24Tor is helping Troy check the money?
00:23:45If she works out I sent it, they'll know I'm setting up Troy to look like a match fixer.
00:23:49She's going to fuck everything up.
00:23:56I've got to do something to keep him away from Dora.
00:24:03What's up with you and Dora?
00:24:07What's it to you?
00:24:08She's an old friend.
00:24:10Just making sure you don't take advantage of her.
00:24:12Yeah?
00:24:14Well, it sounds like you're a little bit jealous to me.
00:24:16Of Dora?
00:24:17Well, hardly.
00:24:19She's like our team mascot.
00:24:21Perfect.
00:24:23Then I guess you shouldn't have a problem with me dating her.
00:24:34I wonder if Troy will like this.
00:24:38I don't care what Troy thinks.
00:24:39This is about Leo, stupid.
00:24:40Stupid.
00:24:47Going somewhere, geek girl.
00:24:54I've got a date with Troy.
00:25:03Is that seriously what you're wearing on a date with the captain of the ice hockey team?
00:25:07Where are you going, the library?
00:25:13I obviously did something to offend you.
00:25:15Everything about you offends me, geek.
00:25:18The way you creep around campus sucking up to all the hot guys by becoming their pathetic little slave.
00:25:22I mean, if you're trying to get laid, you're going about it all wrong.
00:25:37I mean, these have a definite gotta go.
00:25:45And this hood again?
00:25:47So gross.
00:25:49Stop!
00:25:50And you gotta bait the hook with something.
00:25:52You gotta fight back.
00:26:05Like with a shark.
00:26:05You gotta punch her in the nose.
00:26:13Oh, my God.
00:26:22Sorry, I'm late.
00:26:29Yeah, you should be.
00:26:30It's not really good for my reputation to be seen waiting for a girl.
00:26:34I know.
00:26:35Also, I looked it up on chat GPT last night and said fifth base is innovative sexual intimacy.
00:26:46It's the vibe.
00:26:48But, like, like one tear.
00:26:51You're two tears.
00:26:55Oh.
00:26:57Oh.
00:26:58Yeah.
00:26:59Let me just stick to fourth base then.
00:27:08There's a crazy little bitch that's better.
00:27:11All right.
00:27:11You're on the stalking.
00:27:12Are you Nora Miller?
00:27:14Nora Miller, you're under arrest.
00:27:16You're aggravating the toll.
00:27:21Whoa, whoa.
00:27:22Hang on a second.
00:27:23Can we just talk about this?
00:27:25This young lady reported an assault and it needs to be investigated.
00:27:28No.
00:27:28No, she's the one who assaulted me.
00:27:30They opened my shirt and took pictures.
00:27:35I've seen you at the ring.
00:27:36Yeah?
00:27:37Yeah.
00:27:37I don't miss a game.
00:27:38You guys are crushing it this year.
00:27:39Let's go.
00:27:39Thanks.
00:27:40Yeah, but you see, Dora here, she's the team's assistant.
00:27:43She's one of the main reasons we look as good as we do on the ice.
00:27:45Yeah?
00:27:46No.
00:27:47This is bullshit.
00:27:48This is not happening.
00:27:50Oh, really?
00:27:51Why don't you hand over your phone and we'll see if you have pictures of Dora in her underwear.
00:27:59That's what I thought.
00:28:00Sorry for this misunderstanding.
00:28:06Nice to meet you.
00:28:07Nice to meet you, too.
00:28:08See you at the next game?
00:28:09You will.
00:28:10Go team.
00:28:17Lay hands on Dora again and you'll be dealing with me.
00:28:20Got it?
00:28:33You look like I recognized him from the ring.
00:28:35No, I've never seen him before in my life.
00:28:38That was bullshit?
00:28:39It worked, didn't it?
00:28:41Unbelievable.
00:28:43You know what's unbelievable is you punching Mindy in the face.
00:28:46I mean, you weren't supposed to take my advice literally.
00:28:48I don't know what happened, okay?
00:28:49Just one moment she was monstering me and then the next, my fist was just in her face.
00:28:55Yeah, I wish I would have been there, slugger.
00:29:18You're calling the cops.
00:29:19Or you can stay with me tonight.
00:29:29I'll change my sheets and you can sleep in my bed tonight.
00:29:34I'll take the floor.
00:29:34I had no idea Troy was such a good person.
00:29:44He feels so good.
00:29:46Oh no!
00:29:47Am I hot for Troy?
00:29:55Do you have something I could change into?
00:29:57Yeah, of course.
00:29:58I'm sorry, I did not realize.
00:30:11Relax, Dora.
00:30:11You've seen worse in the locker rooms after a frigging game.
00:30:24Yeah, but that's...
00:30:25That's different.
00:30:27You can look now.
00:30:29You're still shirtless.
00:30:31It's how I sleep.
00:30:32But if you think you won't be able to control yourself...
00:30:36Dream on.
00:30:42It's a faithless road I'm on.
00:30:45It's a faithless road I need you, baby.
00:30:50Cause it's been darkness all along.
00:30:56I need you, baby.
00:31:00I need you, baby.
00:31:02You can, uh, share the bed if you want.
00:31:22I trust you.
00:31:23A lot of people say you shouldn't.
00:31:25I hate you.
00:31:26I hate you.
00:31:27You're a joke.
00:31:29Hey, you're gonna ruin my reputation if you go around saying stuff.
00:31:32I need you, baby.
00:31:33I need you, baby.
00:31:37We can put a pillow in between us.
00:31:39It's a faithless road I'm on.
00:31:44I need you, baby.
00:31:48Cause it's been darkness all along.
00:31:53I need you, baby.
00:31:55What happened to the pillow?
00:32:13Someone threw it on the floor.
00:32:15It wasn't me.
00:32:17Why would I do that?
00:32:19I don't know.
00:32:19Baby, cause you want me to do this?
00:32:26Take my heart with hope for your head.
00:32:34I've been spending all my days just trying to find a way.
00:32:39You know, Leo's the one I want.
00:32:51You're the one who said you wanted help with Fifth Face.
00:32:54I guess you're not ready for those lessons yet.
00:32:56Right.
00:32:57Yeah.
00:32:58Sorry for freaking out.
00:32:59I just think maybe we should concentrate on, you know, fashion since the dance is tomorrow night.
00:33:08Yeah.
00:33:08I actually need to call my cousin about that.
00:33:10Yeah.
00:33:12Since you're better at taking off dresses and putting them on.
00:33:16Okay.
00:33:18I have an American history exam I gotta get to, so I'm gonna go.
00:33:22Hey, what's up?
00:33:29What's up, dude?
00:33:31So, I heard Dora punched Indy.
00:33:34It's unhinged, man.
00:33:35Trust me, dude.
00:33:38Indy deserved it.
00:33:40You gotta kick her to the curb, bro.
00:33:44Why are you so down on Dora?
00:33:46Isn't she your friend?
00:33:48Of course she is, but we have the most important game of the year coming up,
00:33:51and you need to be more focused.
00:33:54I'm focused.
00:33:55Okay, don't worry about me.
00:33:56Doesn't look it.
00:33:58When you should be worrying about impressing all the pro scouts coming,
00:34:00you're running around with Dora all the time.
00:34:07Leo!
00:34:08Hey!
00:34:10I'm gonna wash this.
00:34:12Get it back to you.
00:34:15Minnie trashed Dora's room, so she stayed here last night.
00:34:19Wow!
00:34:21Are you that desperate to get laid?
00:34:34Oh, no.
00:34:35Shh, shh, stop it, stop!
00:34:37Hey, look.
00:34:38Troy is just a friend.
00:34:42It's nice to know what you really think of me.
00:34:44I'm just looking out for you.
00:34:45Troy's the biggest player on campus, and you're a virgin.
00:34:47I just didn't want you to get hurt.
00:34:52Thanks, man.
00:34:55Okay.
00:34:56There's nothing happening between us.
00:34:59Don't say I'd warn you.
00:35:01Thanks, buddy.
00:35:02Great chat.
00:35:05Go, team.
00:35:05Excuse me.
00:35:17The boss wants an update.
00:35:23Hey, Big Mike.
00:35:24How's it hanging?
00:35:27Right.
00:35:28An update.
00:35:30So, everything's set to where we lose the big match.
00:35:32Except, Troy's trying to figure out where the money comes from.
00:35:39Then you'd better make sure.
00:35:40That's the stuff happening.
00:35:50Hey.
00:35:51Just about to call you.
00:35:52So, I tracked the money to an offshore account, and then I traced it to a local bank.
00:35:55You got a name yet?
00:35:56Not yet.
00:35:57But, I will.
00:35:59How'd your exam go?
00:36:02Faced it.
00:36:02As usual.
00:36:04Nerd.
00:36:06That's good.
00:36:07Now you can focus on this.
00:36:12Renato and Lydia.
00:36:14My cousins.
00:36:15They're going to do that whole fairy godmother thing with you.
00:36:21Hi.
00:36:22You ready for this?
00:36:24I think so.
00:36:26She's ready.
00:36:28Then buckle up, girl.
00:36:29We're about to rock your world.
00:36:36I don't do makeover montages, so I'm out of here, but the car will pick you up at six.
00:36:41Be ready.
00:36:43You got me a car?
00:36:44Gotta make an entrance.
00:36:48Come on.
00:36:49Hi.
00:36:52We love the house.
00:36:55This is my favorite part.
00:36:56Oh, no.
00:36:59Burn.
00:37:00Trash.
00:37:00Honey, is this from middle school?
00:37:03I think that's it.
00:37:04We're not going to do that again.
00:37:05The 2014 Gap sweater.
00:37:07Going.
00:37:08Cinderella's ready for the ball.
00:37:16I did it again.
00:37:17We did it.
00:37:18Oh.
00:37:18We.
00:37:19We.
00:37:19We.
00:37:19We.
00:37:26What if everyone laughs at me?
00:37:32What if this was all a terrible mistake?
00:37:35Maybe I'd be better off dying a virgin.
00:37:38I wanna get to your clothes, gonna get it right now.
00:37:42Damn.
00:37:43Who's this hot potty?
00:37:44I wanna push all the limits with you right now.
00:37:48Oh, my God.
00:37:51Is that virgin Dora?
00:37:52Mm-hmm.
00:37:53I got this for you.
00:38:10Don't I gather to try hard?
00:38:17You look beautiful.
00:38:19What do you want me to think of?
00:38:21Probably what every other straight guy in the zip code is thinking.
00:38:24Who's that incredibly hot chick?
00:38:26Could this get any sadder?
00:38:36I wonder what homeless person she stole that dress from.
00:38:39She looks amazing.
00:38:44That little nerd thinks she can have everything.
00:38:48May I have this dance?
00:38:51Sorry you don't dance for your feet.
00:38:53I can handle it.
00:38:55Follow my lead.
00:38:56You got it.
00:39:00He's so strong.
00:39:02I feel so safe in his arms.
00:39:04And he really does smell good.
00:39:09What am I doing?
00:39:11I'm supposed to be here for Leo.
00:39:12I can't fall for Troy.
00:39:13You can't seriously want that.
00:39:27You could put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig.
00:39:31Once a nerd, always a nerd.
00:39:33Shut up, Mindy.
00:39:35Can I cut in?
00:39:40Yeah.
00:39:46Don't be a dick.
00:39:47I can't believe you've been hiding all this hotness from me for all these years.
00:39:52It's just me.
00:39:53It's just me.
00:39:55And then he fell to makeup and hairspray.
00:39:57Still the same old Dora.
00:39:58Yeah, but I've been busy with Troy this whole time.
00:40:02I feel like I haven't seen you.
00:40:04I didn't realize you liked him to night with me.
00:40:06Yeah, well, when you haven't been around as much, it's given me a chance to miss you.
00:40:11Really?
00:40:15Would you go to dinner with me tomorrow night?
00:40:17Yeah, just go grab a burger or something.
00:40:22No.
00:40:23Like a proper dinner.
00:40:25Like a date.
00:40:30He's never going to appreciate her the way I do.
00:40:32This is fucking killing me.
00:40:34I shouldn't be thinking about Troy all the time like this.
00:40:37Leo is someone I want.
00:40:41Leo just asked the nerd on a date.
00:40:44How do you do?
00:40:45I can't read lips.
00:40:47I'd love to go on a date with you.
00:40:51Or something sexy, because we're going fancy.
00:40:54Cool.
00:40:55Yeah, I'll try.
00:40:57I know she's got Leo and Troy after her.
00:41:00What is this, opposites day?
00:41:02What is going on?
00:41:03You look really pretty tonight, Mindy.
00:41:05She's hotter than Dora.
00:41:07Stop sucking up and help me come up with a plan for payback.
00:41:13These could work.
00:41:14All you need is ten seconds.
00:41:21Perfect.
00:41:23And I won't ask you why you're carrying locks and dibs around.
00:41:26I'm going to use the restroom.
00:41:33Yeah.
00:41:34Cool.
00:41:34All right.
00:41:41Ten seconds after drinking this spiked drink, Dora the Poorer is going to know she's messed with the wrong person.
00:41:48Dora, I'm trying to make amends.
00:42:00Dora, I'm trying to make amends.
00:42:01Don't you want to be my friend?
00:42:02Actually, I think I'm okay.
00:42:27As you know, I was thirsty.
00:42:28Thanks, Mindy.
00:42:30Actually, that drink is for me.
00:42:32I dropped the red cherry in the spiked drink.
00:42:39Cheers.
00:42:39Cheers.
00:42:39Everyone.
00:42:46Can I have your attention over here, please?
00:42:54Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness a once-in-a-lifetime spectacle.
00:42:59Dora the Poorer is about to make an unforgettable announcement.
00:43:04Not with her mouth, but with her...
00:43:07Well, yes.
00:43:08You'll see soon.
00:43:09Five, four, six.
00:43:10Come on.
00:43:10A little closer.
00:43:11Trust me.
00:43:11You will not regret when you are about to witness.
00:43:14Three, two, one.
00:43:16Oh, no.
00:43:22Oh, no, no, no.
00:43:24This is not happening.
00:43:32Dear, don't you touch me.
00:43:34What's going on?
00:43:39This is just a dream.
00:43:41Wake up.
00:43:44Oh, my God!
00:43:47Yo, Mindy just shit her pants!
00:43:50Mindy, Mindy, I'm falling.
00:43:55Nobody's falling.
00:43:56That's right.
00:43:59On your knees.
00:44:00Shut up!
00:44:02Put that down.
00:44:04Stop filming me!
00:44:09Thank you for saving me.
00:44:15How do you know she's going to do that?
00:44:17I was watching her.
00:44:19I knew she couldn't handle how good you looked.
00:44:23How'd things go with Leo?
00:44:25Great.
00:44:26We're going on a date.
00:44:28It's all thanks to you.
00:44:36Thanks, guys.
00:44:38I appreciate you.
00:44:38I'll pay you back, ASAP.
00:44:40Yeah.
00:44:42Oh, thank you.
00:44:45Yeah.
00:44:45That Dora.
00:44:47You know, I was at a party.
00:44:48Yeah, bullshit.
00:44:49And don't send her any dick pics.
00:44:51Too late.
00:44:52But hey, she sent them first.
00:44:55Look.
00:44:56I know you got a crush on her, but...
00:44:58I saw her first, right?
00:44:59Dude.
00:45:00She's not a piece of property.
00:45:03She's a good person.
00:45:06Yeah, she's special.
00:45:07Yeah.
00:45:09So don't jerk her around.
00:45:11Look, dude.
00:45:12Don't tell me how to live my life, all right?
00:45:14That's in the game.
00:45:15This is it.
00:45:17Talent scouts.
00:45:18Contracts.
00:45:18Big money.
00:45:19Big future.
00:45:25I gotta go.
00:45:26Mr. Constantine.
00:45:34You said you'd fix this by today.
00:45:37Yes.
00:45:39I am.
00:45:41I'm fixing it.
00:45:42You're getting me seen here.
00:45:45Hey, what the fuck?
00:45:46Relax.
00:45:49You'll still be able to play.
00:45:56Next time, you won't be able to play.
00:46:05And after that, game over.
00:46:07Hey, right on time.
00:46:22So should I go for more of a smoky eye or like a peach blossom?
00:46:27I know.
00:46:28Who is Leo's favorite member of Blackpink?
00:46:30What?
00:46:32I'm just joking.
00:46:33No, but I think we do need to skip to the tactics portion of your secret sex manual.
00:46:40Yeah.
00:46:44We're a big date with him.
00:46:46I don't know all that much, to be honest.
00:46:49Come on, you're the expert.
00:46:51You tell me.
00:46:52Just wing it, Dora.
00:46:53Okay?
00:46:53Everybody just wings it.
00:46:55What's wrong with you?
00:46:56Wait, come on.
00:46:57I've got a buddy who's going to hack the bank for you.
00:46:59All right, so come on.
00:47:00Pay up.
00:47:01Wait, really?
00:47:02When am I going to know who's dumbing all the money on me?
00:47:05Soon.
00:47:06If you keep your pharmacist.
00:47:08All right.
00:47:09Okay, fine.
00:47:10What do you need to know?
00:47:10Apart from the whole K-hole eyes thing or whatever.
00:47:13Well, which underwear?
00:47:17Black or what?
00:47:20The black ones are a little bit see-through.
00:47:21See?
00:47:21Yeah, I can see.
00:47:22You don't need to hand them to me.
00:47:23And you're handing them to me.
00:47:25Oh, shit.
00:47:25I'm getting hard.
00:47:26Dude, not in front of her.
00:47:28Fuck.
00:47:29Um, yeah, these feel too soft.
00:47:32You might not want to take them off.
00:47:34So, the other ones?
00:47:35Yeah.
00:47:36Okay.
00:47:38So, up until this point, my life has been a sex-negative kiss-negative, too.
00:47:44Actually, I've never kissed anyone.
00:47:47So, can you show me?
00:47:49Okay.
00:47:49Okay.
00:47:50Okay.
00:47:50Okay.
00:47:51Okay.
00:47:51Okay.
00:47:51Okay.
00:47:51Okay.
00:47:51Okay.
00:47:51Okay.
00:47:51Okay.
00:47:51Okay.
00:47:56Okay.
00:47:57Okay.
00:47:57Okay.
00:47:58Okay.
00:47:58All right.
00:48:00You asked for it.
00:48:05If I wanted to kiss you, the first thing I do is get you close.
00:48:10maybe offer you my jacket and then use that as an excuse to keep you close and
00:48:20then look into your eyes
00:48:23baby don't you baby don't you wait on me baby don't you baby don't you wait on me
00:48:33that way you'd be ready for my kiss
00:48:34baby don't you baby don't you wait on me
00:48:39that's what the term does
00:48:53gross
00:48:55I don't know
00:48:57step by step
00:49:03look down
00:49:07look down
00:49:13why'd you stop
00:49:21so
00:49:23did I do something wrong
00:49:35please tell me
00:49:37tell me
00:49:39because you love leo not me
00:49:45you're cool
00:49:47okay there's nothing else i can really tell you that's like the launch pattern
00:49:51right there
00:49:53i feel like you're gonna ghost me for being weird
00:49:57sorry
00:49:59i don't know if that sounds needy i just feel exposed
00:50:05me too
00:50:07sorry
00:50:09you feel exposed because you're sensitive and you care
00:50:11and everyone else is a player they're the ones who are shit not you
00:50:15not you
00:50:17i'm sorry door i got stuff to do
00:50:23tell me why him why leo
00:50:25really
00:50:27i thought you were friends
00:50:29yeah we're good on the ice together but he's only ever treated you like a gopher
00:50:35i don't know i mean growing up we always just had to get married
00:50:39his mom left him and his brothers and i just kind of wanted to save him
00:50:45so i guess that kind of mixed in with crushing on him for ten years
00:50:51so you know him better than i do right and you're just gonna hand him your v card
00:50:57you
00:50:59you lose how i imagine my future
00:51:03why
00:51:05who did you lose it to some good looking bitchy girl like mindy
00:51:07yeah hot bitchy chicks
00:51:09okay but at least i knew where i was heading with them
00:51:11okay i wasn't crashing into some white fence fantasy with a complete dickhead
00:51:15what
00:51:17hey you don't get to judge me
00:51:27hey troy
00:51:37is this okay
00:51:39i hear my forehead of his phone
00:51:41he doesn't care what i look like
00:51:45this is all for leo
00:51:47seriously who cares
00:51:51she'll work it out
00:51:53he'll bang her and burn her and she'll move on
00:51:55lesson learned
00:51:57fuck i hate that she's giving herself to him
00:52:01that narcissist would just hurt her
00:52:03and
00:52:13how's your hand
00:52:15i just heard punch in the bag
00:52:17it's all right though i'm good
00:52:18still on track to be the wayne gretzky of our generation
00:52:20you've seen me play
00:52:22i have
00:52:23you know that's what i like about you
00:52:25what'd you think about that overtime shot last week
00:52:27how was i
00:52:29i mean it was great
00:52:30you know honestly i'm thinking about uh
00:52:31expanding my involvement with the team next year
00:52:34right and next year's gonna be even bigger for me
00:52:36you know i'm looking like a first draft pick already
00:52:38everybody's gonna be like
00:52:39leo leo
00:52:41yeah i'm really excited
00:52:43why did i upset troy
00:52:45he's been so nice
00:52:47he's just asking me a question
00:52:49he's the one guy who gets my jokes
00:52:53i mean they should make a whine after me
00:52:55the leo constantine
00:52:57oh leo's still talking about himself
00:53:00everything's great
00:53:02and that's why we should fuck
00:53:05what
00:53:07yeah there's something i should tell you
00:53:09about us
00:53:13you were right
00:53:16i know
00:53:17so your room or mine
00:53:19no
00:53:20we're better off as friends
00:53:26no we should fuck
00:53:28look i
00:53:30actually think i have feelings for someone else
00:53:33let me guess
00:53:34troy
00:53:36i haven't really talked with the other person yet
00:53:38so i can't
00:53:39i can't really say
00:53:40it's cool
00:53:41i know it's troy
00:53:42dora
00:53:46i'm really attracted to you
00:53:47and
00:53:48i don't know if you remember but
00:53:49as kids we used to joke around about getting married
00:53:53it just feels like there's something you know
00:53:54between you and i
00:53:58why'd you just walk away with the hockey puck
00:53:59your clean face
00:54:00why'd you just walk away with the hockey puck
00:54:01your clean face
00:54:12did i
00:54:13yeah
00:54:14i mean
00:54:15maybe it's just cause the way we you know
00:54:16grew up
00:54:17you're one of us
00:54:18like one of the boys you know
00:54:19and
00:54:20i don't know it just
00:54:21felt like that made something special between us
00:54:22right
00:54:29oh this isn't gonna work
00:54:30it's gonna work
00:54:31torah
00:54:32i'm the hottest guy on the team
00:54:35i'm really flattered
00:54:37i am
00:54:38you are the hottest
00:54:40and
00:54:41maybe i'll find someone else
00:54:43this is gonna leave a scar
00:54:45don't even leave a bruce
00:54:49don't even leave a bruce
00:55:10where's your nerdy little bookworm shadow
00:55:12who?
00:55:13really?
00:55:14borer?
00:55:15dora the borer
00:55:17she's on a date
00:55:20with leo
00:55:22no way
00:55:26actually
00:55:27i don't care
00:55:28we're not exclusive
00:55:31what about you?
00:55:32are you upset that she's with him?
00:55:34are you jealous?
00:55:36she's free to make her own choices
00:55:40well i'm sorry if she hurt you
00:55:43i am
00:55:44remember what i said to you when we first met at that sophomore swim meet?
00:55:53wow
00:55:55is that a bike seat in your speedo?
00:55:58or are you just looking for a ride?
00:56:03you know
00:56:05we could
00:56:06go for a ride now
00:56:07if you want
00:56:08you know
00:56:09for
00:56:10old time's sake
00:56:12no thanks
00:56:14but i
00:56:16maybe he'll be worrying to you
00:56:18i
00:56:19or
00:56:20you
00:56:21at that
00:56:25or
00:56:26i
00:56:27want
00:56:28to ask me
00:56:29oh
00:56:30or
00:56:31i
00:56:32or
00:56:34i
00:56:35will
00:56:36you
00:56:37you
00:56:38you
00:56:39you
00:56:40you
00:56:41you
00:56:42you
00:56:43you
00:56:44and
00:56:46Oh yeah, that's definitely a bruise.
00:57:16You're going in the penalty box.
00:57:21It's not too late, dickhead.
00:57:29You okay?
00:57:36Shit, run!
00:57:39Go, go, go, go, go! Keep going, help!
00:57:46Oh my god!
00:57:54You okay?
00:57:55Oh yeah, that guy was trying to kill me. Why?
00:58:04You okay? You hurt?
00:58:05Fine, I'm fine.
00:58:06Oh, you're hurt.
00:58:08Did they stab you?
00:58:09Take off your shirt.
00:58:16You must have gotten cut from the guy's reen.
00:58:21Cut.
00:58:22Uh, first aid.
00:58:24Under the table.
00:58:26Oh, it's...
00:58:27Yes!
00:58:28I'm sorry.
00:58:40So lucky you were there.
00:58:44Why were you there?
00:58:47I was just going to hit the bars.
00:58:49Why were you in the alley? Where's Leo?
00:58:51I called off my date.
00:58:55But I thought he was number one.
00:58:58Actually, I'm starting to think he's more like number twos.
00:59:01Yeah, he is for letting you walk home alone like that.
00:59:08You need to tell the cops that you were assaulted.
00:59:11I will.
00:59:13Yeah.
00:59:21What?
00:59:24Troy, I released something important last night.
00:59:27What?
00:59:34Leo is not the one for me.
00:59:36Yeah, finally.
00:59:38Who is the right person?
00:59:48Stupid.
00:59:50I should have known you don't feel the same way.
00:59:53How do you know I don't?
00:59:55Because you didn't say anything.
00:59:58Because you said all those times that Leo is your future.
01:00:01You love him.
01:00:03I love him.
01:00:06So why did I leave the restaurant?
01:00:13Blacklist.
01:00:14What?
01:00:18Are you sure?
01:00:20Yes.
01:00:25I went to the restaurant because I couldn't handle the idea of you and Leo being together.
01:00:30And I saw you holding hands.
01:00:35You went to the restaurant?
01:00:37Yeah.
01:00:39For the ribs.
01:00:40Are you sure?
01:01:05Are you sure?
01:01:06If you're lucky.
01:01:07No.
01:01:08I never knew.
01:01:09No.
01:01:10I never knew that.
01:01:12I never knew that.
01:01:13No.
01:01:14It's very true.
01:01:16Not just to follow you.
01:01:18It's not bad for me to tell you.
01:01:20It's just that you don't tell me, it's not bad for me to tell you.
01:01:22You can see theelines.
01:01:24Oh yeah.
01:01:26It's not bad for me.
01:01:28So how do I ask a piece of paper?
01:01:29It was amazing.
01:01:59How was it for you?
01:02:02My ribs don't hurt anymore.
01:02:05It was really...
01:02:06Really?
01:02:08The best.
01:02:25Good morning.
01:02:27Good morning.
01:02:29Does it good?
01:02:30Best I ever said.
01:02:33Alright, so what do we do now?
01:02:35Do we, uh...
01:02:37Didn't like this ever happened?
01:02:39Do we do it again?
01:02:41What do the experts say?
01:02:44The experts eat breakfast.
01:02:49I'll go get changed.
01:02:50Make sure the cafe is at 9.30.
01:02:54Okay, then.
01:02:54Let's see a little bit.
01:03:04Let's see a little bit.
01:03:04Let's see a little bit.
01:03:04Yeah.
01:03:13I'll go get home.
01:03:15Okay.
01:03:15Here we go.
01:03:16We're sure we can do it again.
01:03:31What do you like to practice?
01:03:40I can't believe last night really happened.
01:03:42With the right person.
01:03:46Goura, Vigdi.
01:03:51Look, I know we're never going to be friends.
01:03:54But I also really don't like when people do shitty things.
01:03:57What are you talking about?
01:03:59I know you've been spending a lot of time with Troy.
01:04:02You may even have a little crush on him.
01:04:05Which is fine.
01:04:07But...
01:04:09But...
01:04:12Hayley overheard him hanging out at the gym talking about you.
01:04:16And I know you're not going to believe me, so I thought it would be best if you heard it for yourself.
01:04:20In bed, these needy virgins will do anything.
01:04:27She's a bit fat, but, you know, fat brings the flavor, right?
01:04:30And Dora's like so grateful.
01:04:32Throw the dog a bone, eh?
01:04:34You need me to cry in peace.
01:04:44Oh, someone should really be with you when you're so upset.
01:04:47And how do you find the time between laughing at how I look and then talking behind my back?
01:04:59Troy would never say that.
01:05:01Leo, right?
01:05:03What, is it AI?
01:05:05No.
01:05:06It's real.
01:05:07And you are the dumbest bitch on this campus if you don't take a warning from someone who was trying to help.
01:05:13You are the crappiest bully if you think I'm going to believe that.
01:05:16I'm going to tell you this now because I don't think you're going to figure it out yourself.
01:05:20But hurting me is not going to bring back whoever left you.
01:05:24Please don't let that tape be real.
01:05:43He's not coming.
01:05:44That tape was real.
01:05:54Come here, you piece of shit.
01:05:58Yell all you want, Mr. Hayes.
01:06:02No one will ever find you.
01:06:09Who are we?
01:06:14What do you want?
01:06:15Shut up and listen.
01:06:17We're going to play carrot and stick.
01:06:20The carrot is you're going to be a TV star.
01:06:24Take this bag off my head.
01:06:26Now there's a bunch of money in your account.
01:06:28You took that money to throw the game.
01:06:31You're bookies?
01:06:33Is that all this is?
01:06:35You're going to say on camera that you made a big mistake.
01:06:41You have a gambling problem.
01:06:43But you're seeking help.
01:06:45Rehabbing God.
01:06:47Hoping for a healing miracle.
01:06:50I'll never do it.
01:06:52I'm glad you said it.
01:06:55Now here is the stick.
01:07:05No.
01:07:06You will say a few words on camera and quit the team.
01:07:10And Dora is the keeper for greatness.
01:07:13This is a KGB issued spy gun.
01:07:26It fires one bullet.
01:07:30If you don't want said bullet in your girlfriend's skull.
01:07:34Then do as I command.
01:07:36Alright.
01:07:37I'll do it.
01:07:38Hey.
01:07:39It's me again.
01:07:40Just want to make sure you're okay.
01:07:41We're okay.
01:07:42Polly.
01:07:43Polly.
01:07:44I'll do it.
01:07:45I'll do it.
01:07:46I'll do it.
01:07:47I'll do it.
01:08:00I'll do it.
01:08:01Hey.
01:08:02It's me again.
01:08:03Just want to make sure you're okay.
01:08:05We're okay.
01:08:06Polly.
01:08:13If cream is always the answer,
01:08:24you've abandoned me too.
01:08:25Bye bye.
01:08:26Back to the store.
01:08:28I cannot believe this.
01:08:31I cannot believe this.
01:08:33I know, right?
01:08:38What's going on?
01:08:40It's unreal.
01:08:43It's true.
01:08:44I've been busted match-fixing.
01:08:46Coach, I'm really sorry.
01:08:48And to my teammates, and to the whole campus.
01:08:51I screwed up, and I'm prepared to accept whatever's coming.
01:09:01Where have you been?
01:09:11I have been calling and calling.
01:09:15We should talk.
01:09:16Yes, yes, we should.
01:09:18Someone is distributing fake AI confessions of you.
01:09:20Mindy just tried to pick me out with one, too.
01:09:23I think it's the same people behind the bank.
01:09:24It's not AI.
01:09:26Okay, it's real.
01:09:28It's me.
01:09:30What?
01:09:32It was all me.
01:09:34You took a bribe?
01:09:37Yeah.
01:09:40Why would you say that?
01:09:44I mean, why would you have me look into it for you?
01:09:47I was setting up an alibi.
01:09:50But I got caught.
01:09:52By whom?
01:09:53The authorities.
01:09:56Who exactly?
01:09:59Look, this doesn't involve you, okay?
01:10:01Just back off.
01:10:02Oh, no, no.
01:10:04Something else is going on here.
01:10:05For fuck's sake, Tori.
01:10:07Don't you get it?
01:10:08I was using you.
01:10:10Thank you for making it so easy for me.
01:10:13Especially last night.
01:10:14You don't mean that.
01:10:21Tori, just tell me which authorities.
01:10:22I will talk to them.
01:10:24It doesn't matter.
01:10:26Okay, it's too late.
01:10:27Tori, please!
01:10:28For fuck's sake!
01:10:30What don't you understand?
01:10:32You're just a dorky, plain Jane little nerd.
01:10:35I'm the captain of the hockey team,
01:10:36and you're a little ex-virgin.
01:10:39You're always dumping your feelings on me.
01:10:41It's not worth the hassle.
01:10:42I'm sorry, Dora.
01:10:51But it's the only way to keep you safe.
01:10:57I shouldn't know.
01:10:59Of course, someone like Tori wouldn't want to be with me.
01:11:01I don't believe any of those notes are going to be with me.
01:11:15He's a hockey player, not an actor.
01:11:17I don't believe any of those notes are going to be with me.
01:11:28He's a hockey player, not an actor.
01:11:31Something else is going to know.
01:11:32Something that means foolishly.
01:12:02Oh my god.
01:12:04It's a camera.
01:12:12Hey, hey.
01:12:13What program did you use to Victoria's voice?
01:12:16Tell me.
01:12:17Go away, Laura.
01:12:19Screw you.
01:12:21Just send me a link.
01:12:22No.
01:12:23It was real.
01:12:24No.
01:12:24It was real.
01:12:25I'll punch you again.
01:12:32I just need one minute in his room to put my plan into motion.
01:12:46Who is it?
01:12:48Hey, it's Dora.
01:12:50Sorry, I thought you'd be at hockey.
01:12:54Got kicked off the team, remember?
01:12:56Of course he did.
01:12:57You idiot.
01:12:58I'm just looking for my hair clips.
01:13:05They're not here.
01:13:08You shouldn't be here, Dora.
01:13:09I don't want you here.
01:13:11It's alright.
01:13:12I made a pact with myself.
01:13:13If my hair clips aren't in there, I'll just...
01:13:15I'll just go.
01:13:19They're not here.
01:13:22Okay.
01:13:28They're not here.
01:13:29They're not here.
01:13:29They're not here.
01:13:29They're not here.
01:13:30They're not here.
01:13:30They're not here.
01:13:30They're not here.
01:13:31They're not here.
01:13:31They're not here.
01:13:31They're not here.
01:13:32They're not here.
01:13:32They're not here.
01:13:32They're not here.
01:13:33They're not here.
01:13:33They're not here.
01:13:33They're not here.
01:13:34They're not here.
01:13:34They're not here.
01:13:35They're not here.
01:13:35They're not here.
01:13:35They're not here.
01:13:36They're not here.
01:13:37They're not here.
01:13:37They're not here.
01:13:38They're not here.
01:13:39They're not here.
01:13:40They're not here.
01:13:41They're not here.
01:13:42They're not here.
01:13:43They're not here.
01:13:44They're not here.
01:13:45Uh, wait, Troy, before you go, I have information about the money in your bank account.
01:14:07You found out we put it there?
01:14:10Yeah, yeah, my friend, she has a name.
01:14:12So we can take this evidence to the cops.
01:14:15Yes.
01:14:16Meet me in the library at 1. I'll have all the information then.
01:14:31Why can't you take Di for an answer, Dora?
01:14:35You're ruining everything.
01:14:36Oh, good to see you there. I thought you were a book.
01:14:48Oh, that's probably because you can't read.
01:14:49Yes, you can.
01:14:51Right?
01:14:54Mindy, I really don't have time for this.
01:14:56Because you're too busy being alone.
01:14:57Um, yeah.
01:15:00Uh, you are exhausting.
01:15:03All right, just do me a favor. Get some real friends.
01:15:06Get some therapy, please, before you end up being the one who is all left alone.
01:15:10Leo, hi.
01:15:18You're just in time to watch me destroy war.
01:15:22Get lost.
01:15:24Dora, we need to talk.
01:15:27What?
01:15:30Apologize to me.
01:15:30No.
01:15:39Get lost.
01:15:50Leo, right now is really not a good time.
01:15:52Okay, I'm expecting someone.
01:15:54I know.
01:15:55I talked to Troy about the situation.
01:15:57He's talking with the coach right now, okay?
01:15:59He sent me here to talk with you.
01:16:02Who transferred the money into his account?
01:16:04Troy wouldn't tell you that.
01:16:10It was you.
01:16:11You were the one that hit the camera.
01:16:12You were the one who set up Troy.
01:16:13Keep your voice down.
01:16:17Set up Troy?
01:16:17Keep your voice down.
01:16:19Why would you do that?
01:16:21He's your friend.
01:16:22I think the team needs him.
01:16:24They're going to lose without him.
01:16:25That's the point.
01:16:27I owe a lot of money to some seriously dangerous people.
01:16:32That's how I want you to pay it off.
01:16:36By losing?
01:16:37Duh.
01:16:38The bets are in.
01:16:40There's no way they're going to win now.
01:16:42Unless you screw it up.
01:16:44What about Troy's future?
01:16:46He'll never go pro.
01:16:48This could follow him around for the rest of his life.
01:16:50That's the free market, baby.
01:16:52And now I'm free.
01:16:54Phil, I'm going to the cops.
01:16:57You're not going anywhere, moron.
01:17:02You wouldn't hurt me.
01:17:03Of course not.
01:17:05Big Mike?
01:17:06I'm surprised you even got out of the alley.
01:17:07You organized that?
01:17:11Well, Big Mike contributed to the idea and he is the hitman.
01:17:15Hitmen hit people.
01:17:17You're a monster.
01:17:18Me?
01:17:20He's the hitman?
01:17:21Why'd you have to stick your nerdy nose in my business in the first place?
01:17:25You're in public space, you idiot.
01:17:29If you don't come with me right now and be quiet,
01:17:32I'll make sure Big Mike finishes what he started on Troy.
01:17:34I'll make sure Big Mike is going to be quiet.
01:17:37Okay.
01:17:38Come.
01:17:40Let's go.
01:17:53I know it wasn't you.
01:17:55I found a way to reveal who set you up.
01:17:57I'm meeting them in the library at what?
01:17:59No.
01:17:59No.
01:18:04She would never leave this.
01:18:21Have you guys seen Dora?
01:18:23Who?
01:18:25Come on, stop acting like an insecure bitch for two seconds.
01:18:28She's in danger.
01:18:29Promise?
01:18:32Relax.
01:18:33I saw her leave with Leo like 20 minutes ago.
01:18:36Leo?
01:18:37Why was he ever dork?
01:18:42You gotta kick her to the curb, bro.
01:18:45Thanks, guys.
01:18:47I appreciate you.
01:18:47I'll pay you back to yourself.
01:18:53Dorks, dorks!
01:18:55Holy shit.
01:18:57It's been Leo this whole time.
01:18:58Come on, Mike.
01:19:04Pick up!
01:19:07Leo, this is crazy.
01:19:09We've known each other forever.
01:19:10We can fix this.
01:19:11I'm wearing way too deep.
01:19:13Pick up it, Mike.
01:19:16He burned you.
01:19:19Bullshit.
01:19:20The hockey game's coming up.
01:19:23People, if you don't show up, people are going to start asking serious questions.
01:19:26Here's a free lesson for you.
01:19:29And all you dopey fucking girls out there, talking more does not fucking help.
01:19:33Erf, why did you even help, Toy?
01:19:35Want to get laid or something?
01:19:38You made a deal?
01:19:40For what?
01:19:42You're just going to help me get your attention.
01:19:44And then I was going to trace the money.
01:19:45Well, you got my attention now.
01:19:53Yeah.
01:19:54I see why Big Mike likes this.
01:19:59It's actually a turn-on to feel someone fully under your power.
01:20:03Do you remember what you told me?
01:20:08About losing your virginity?
01:20:11I know I'm a day late, but still got a few minutes.
01:20:21Oh!
01:20:22You little bitch!
01:20:26I hope it hurts.
01:20:28You're a little spicy.
01:20:30That's why I like it.
01:20:31I would rather die than let you touch me.
01:20:35We can do both.
01:20:36I'm sure Big Mike wants a slice too, huh?
01:20:37You up for that?
01:20:39I never look up to you.
01:20:41You are not kind, brave, or courageous.
01:20:46Not even a good hockey player.
01:20:48I mean, Troy sets up half your shots.
01:20:51Bullshit.
01:20:53I mean, if Troy was playing the scouts, they wouldn't even take a second look at you.
01:20:57Shut the fuck up!
01:20:58You don't even know what you're talking about!
01:20:59No, it's true.
01:21:00Your entire team knows that Troy carries you.
01:21:03Do you know how much they're going to hate you when they find out they were betrayed you or bet?
01:21:07I said shut up!
01:21:08Come on!
01:21:08Do it!
01:21:09Now you're going to be a woman-hitting coward, too!
01:21:12Shut up!
01:21:12Shut up!
01:21:12What the fuck did you do to her?
01:21:34Nothing she didn't deserve.
01:21:36Big Mike gets here.
01:21:37He'll take care of both of you, too.
01:21:38No, Leo, he's not coming.
01:21:41If you hurt us, that is on you.
01:21:45It's okay.
01:21:48Stay there.
01:21:49Get back with her.
01:21:51Why, dickhead?
01:21:52What's your plan?
01:21:53I'll tie both of you up.
01:21:55And then I'll lock the door.
01:21:57And do what?
01:21:59Go play?
01:21:59Go play?
01:22:01Then I'm going to light a little fire.
01:22:02And then I'll go play.
01:22:03Now, see, you're not so stupid now, huh?
01:22:07Keep it up, Leo.
01:22:09I already called the cops.
01:22:11Yeah, prove it.
01:22:12Let me see.
01:22:15Oh, I'm going to gut you, man.
01:22:17I'm going to get you.
01:22:18Hey, I'm going to cut you!
01:22:19Troy, no.
01:22:21I don't care, Debra.
01:22:23He's not going to hurt you.
01:22:27It's the police!
01:22:27It's the police!
01:22:27Did he hurt you?
01:22:51I'm fine.
01:22:52You have to hurry.
01:22:55No, it's fine.
01:22:55He's out.
01:22:56I'm going to call the cops right now.
01:22:57We can still make it to the hockey game.
01:23:00It's too late.
01:23:02I'm finished.
01:23:02No one's going to believe anything I say now.
01:23:20Coach.
01:23:22What are you doing?
01:23:24Get out.
01:23:25Get off the premises.
01:23:25Come on, just give me two minutes to explain.
01:23:27You know how much damage you've done?
01:23:29Listen, Troy had nothing to do with the match fixing.
01:23:32It was Leo, right?
01:23:33He did it to pay off his debts.
01:23:35What?
01:23:36He's a gambler.
01:23:37Okay, getting me off the team, squared it away with the people Leo's money to.
01:23:41Where is he, right?
01:23:42I've been calling him for two hours.
01:23:43He's with the police.
01:23:45All right, I have the number if you want to check with him.
01:23:47But you have to let Troy play.
01:23:49I don't have time for these fairy tales.
01:23:51I want you off the premises.
01:23:52The security's going to kick you out.
01:23:55Come on, let's go.
01:23:57Let's talk about it.
01:23:59All due respect, Coach, you are an idiot.
01:24:02Don't worry.
01:24:03No, no, no.
01:24:04He needs to hear this.
01:24:05Do you know how badly you're going to get trolled when they find out that you lost the biggest
01:24:08game of the season because you wouldn't let your best player play?
01:24:11Okay.
01:24:16Let's go.
01:24:43Whatever bitchy thing you were about to say, save it.
01:24:45I am way too happy to waste any time on you.
01:24:50The girls are here to witness me not saying this.
01:24:53But you did good.
01:24:56Troy played and we won.
01:25:00Because of you.
01:25:05I'm big enough to accept that.
01:25:10Also big enough to know that you will always be a girl bullying bitch.
01:25:15But now it's time for you to thank me.
01:25:22For what?
01:25:23For letting people see you with me when I bully you.
01:25:26It's a special relationship.
01:25:29We're not friends.
01:25:30Just try stopping me.
01:25:31I'm looking everywhere for you.
01:25:42Is there a reason that you're still not dressed?
01:25:49I just couldn't wait any longer to see you.
01:25:52You were amazing out there.
01:25:53The scouts, they couldn't keep their eyes off of you.
01:25:57It's crazy.
01:25:58Three of them want me to go see them.
01:25:59And I think Leo's crazy shit is just a fantastic story for the media.
01:26:04Well, your dreams are coming true.
01:26:08I hope.
01:26:08I'm sure you want to go get pizza with the boys to celebrate.
01:26:22Not pizza.
01:26:24It'll be.
01:26:25How does it keep getting better and better?
01:26:49Because it's you and me.
01:26:50I love you like crazy.
01:26:56And you love me.
01:26:58Right?
01:27:01Yes.
01:27:03You are the adorable.
01:27:06I love you like crazy.
01:27:15Thank you for saving me.
01:27:17You saved me first.
01:27:20I'm really glad you were the one I lost my virginity to.
01:27:23I'm not going to argue with that.
01:27:28You're a really good tutor, you know.
01:27:31I'm glad you think so, because...
01:27:33I have another lesson for you.
01:27:35And I think you're really going to like me.
01:27:50I think that's what I know.
01:27:52You're probably going to like me.
01:27:54I'm really glad you were the one I lost my virginity to.
01:27:58And I like to go get to the next day.
01:27:58I'm not going to go get into it.
01:28:00And I'm just going to like me.
01:28:00I'm happy to be with that.
01:28:01I love you.
01:28:01I'm just going to like me.
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