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00:00:00Oh my god, Henley.
00:00:06Oh god.
00:00:08Oh my god.
00:00:10You're covered in coffee.
00:00:13Yeah, of course.
00:00:14I came as soon as I got Mom's message.
00:00:16What happened?
00:00:17I skipped breakfast and fainted on the track.
00:00:20It's no big deal.
00:00:22You had me so worried.
00:00:23It'd take more than an empty stomach to kill me off.
00:00:26You're right.
00:00:28You know what, let me go grab you some food.
00:00:30Okay?
00:00:32What can't be happening?
00:00:34I'm afraid.
00:00:35That's the situation.
00:00:36Mom?
00:00:37I'm sorry.
00:00:38The doctor has some bad news.
00:00:40What?
00:00:41I'm sorry.
00:00:42Your sister has leukemia.
00:00:44Our insurance has expired.
00:00:47There's no way we can pay for her treatment.
00:00:49Don't worry, I'll figure something out.
00:00:51You just go and look after Henley for a moment, okay?
00:00:54Okay.
00:00:55Okay.
00:00:58Oh my god.
00:01:02What am I going to do?
00:01:04I'm only on minimum wage.
00:01:06There are other ways to pay.
00:01:09Tell me, are you single?
00:01:11What?
00:01:12What's that got to do with anything?
00:01:14It might just save your sister's life.
00:01:18A deluxe mail order bride service?
00:01:21Hello?
00:01:22You got your best dress, Harry Douglas.
00:01:23We found you a bidder.
00:01:27Hello?
00:01:28You got your best dress, Harry Douglas.
00:01:42We found you a bidder.
00:01:44Oh my God...
00:01:46Yeah, I'm happy to come.
00:01:47That's nice.
00:01:48Bye, bye.
00:01:52Bye, bye, bye.
00:01:54Oh no.
00:01:57Oh yes.
00:01:59Bye.
00:02:02Good day.
00:02:03See you next time.
00:02:04Bye, bye.
00:02:09Your Royal Highness, Princess Dima has arrived.
00:02:24Excellent. We can finally confirm our engagement.
00:02:28The thing is, we're not exactly sure where in the castle she is.
00:02:30She was last seen speaking to your cousin.
00:02:33Marcus is here.
00:02:34We'll find him before he starts any trouble.
00:02:36No need. I know exactly where he'll be.
00:02:39Dima!
00:02:50Edward!
00:02:53I'm sorry, my love. I don't know what came of him.
00:02:56I do.
00:02:57She wanted a taste of the true heir to the throne.
00:03:02Your Majesty, please.
00:03:05No.
00:03:05No.
00:03:09If either of you step foot in this palace again, I will have you both executed for treason.
00:03:24Now get out.
00:03:28I guess there won't be a royal wedding after all.
00:03:30It took years to arrange your marriage to Princess Dima.
00:03:45And now you're throwing our new alliance with Lathina away?
00:03:48I wasn't the one fucking someone else on the throne.
00:03:51You watch your language, boy.
00:03:53She was having sex with cousin Marcus on our seat of power.
00:03:57The one he craves for himself.
00:04:00Surely you can't expect me to still marry her.
00:04:04I'll travel to Lathina and clear up your mess.
00:04:07But there will be a royal wedding.
00:04:09You are to find a new bride worthy of this crown.
00:04:14You are to find a new bride for the Lord.
00:04:26And now I'm gonna love you as well.
00:04:38Arie Douglas, spread your arms, please.
00:04:49Um, we agreed that our first date wouldn't be physical, but...
00:04:55Is that really necessary?
00:04:58Your bag, please.
00:05:00You're not my date, are you?
00:05:03I shouldn't have signed up for this.
00:05:05No, I'm sorry.
00:05:06I think I'm just going to go.
00:05:07Mom?
00:05:07Mom?
00:05:07Really, honestly, I...
00:05:08Your Highness.
00:05:08Prince Edward.
00:05:22His Royal Highness Prince Edward Pierceman of Australia at your service.
00:05:27Arie Douglas of Queens.
00:05:31Not a bad start.
00:05:33This is a joke, right?
00:05:34I mean, why would a prince need a mail-order bride?
00:05:37Have I read your profile?
00:05:39You're smart, beautiful, talented.
00:05:44But you're hiding something.
00:05:46You don't want money, you need it.
00:05:48You don't know anything about me.
00:05:50Precisely.
00:05:52So you're going to change that, or should I just assume that you are a gold digger like all the rest?
00:05:56You're going to change that, or should I just say that you are a gold digger like all the rest of your life?
00:05:57You have a great day, your highness.
00:06:01Your highness.
00:06:02Back to the airport, sir?
00:06:02No.
00:06:03Follow her.
00:06:03Back to the airport, sir?
00:06:04No.
00:06:05Follow her.
00:06:06How are you feeling today?
00:06:07Why do people keep treating me like I'm dying?
00:06:11We're just worried about you.
00:06:12What's wrong?
00:06:16I think I'm hallucinating.
00:06:18What?
00:06:19Isn't that Prince Edward?
00:06:20What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:22Sorry.
00:06:23How are you feeling today?
00:06:25Why do people keep treating me like I'm dying?
00:06:27We're just worried about you.
00:06:32What's wrong?
00:06:34I think I'm hallucinating.
00:06:36What?
00:06:37Isn't that Prince Edward?
00:06:39Oh, what the hell are you doing here?
00:06:41Ari, you're speaking to literal royalty.
00:06:44No, it's all right.
00:06:46We bumped into each other as I toured the hospital,
00:06:48and I was a little rude.
00:06:49I apologize, Miss Douglas.
00:06:54Could I have a word outside?
00:07:04You're doing this for your sister?
00:07:05Well done.
00:07:06Gold star for the Prince.
00:07:09If you marry me, I will pay for her whole treatment.
00:07:14Anything she needs.
00:07:15Wait, you're serious?
00:07:17Yes.
00:07:19But if you'll permit me,
00:07:22there is one last thing I must test.
00:07:42What now?
00:07:43I love you, sis.
00:08:04Australian tradition dictates that you mustn't see each other again until your wedding day.
00:08:07What, so he just kissed me and left?
00:08:09I'm to escort you to Australia as soon as you're done here.
00:08:11But I must gas you to keep the engagement a secret.
00:08:14Why?
00:08:15Every move a royal mech is in the spotlight.
00:08:17And it's just one of the many things you're going to have to get used to.
00:08:20And fast.
00:08:23Your new life starts now.
00:08:26It's just one of the many things you're going to have to get used to.
00:08:37Ma'am?
00:08:38This is Prince Edward's younger brother, Prince Xavier.
00:08:41Oh, hi.
00:08:41Um, greetings, your royal highness.
00:08:45My god.
00:09:03Did they ever even teach you how to curtsy?
00:09:05God, I'm sorry.
00:09:15Although that really was the worst curtsy I think I've ever seen.
00:09:21So you're the famous Ari Douglas I've heard so much about.
00:09:24I'm Edward's younger, funnier, more handsome, more charismatic little brother.
00:09:29I'm sorry you ended up with the dud, but, um, hey, we still have time to fall in love.
00:09:36Run away before the wedding.
00:09:39Come with me.
00:09:44This is our little fixer-upper.
00:09:48Your room's round about the 312th on the left.
00:09:53I imagine you want to settle in and rest, but...
00:09:59We're already late for our first appointment.
00:10:29From rags to riches, let's make you a princess.
00:11:00Yes, queen.
00:11:02Or should I say, yes, future queen.
00:11:05I've never seen myself like this.
00:11:07I'll strap those heels.
00:11:18Where did Emma find a savage?
00:11:21Isn't it Kofias?
00:11:23She's a whore.
00:11:23You must have fallen in love with her, almost between her legs.
00:11:29She'll be gone as soon as he gets borrowed of fucking a present.
00:11:40Go away!
00:11:48Go away!
00:11:48So this is true.
00:12:00Who are you?
00:12:00Your predecessor.
00:12:02You have a very pretty face.
00:12:11If you want to keep it that way, leave while you still can.
00:12:15Is that a threat?
00:12:17No, no, it's a warning.
00:12:19Edward is not the man he makes out to be.
00:12:31Trust me, my darling.
00:12:32You weren't the first one to fall for his trap.
00:12:37Aaron?
00:12:43Aaron, you're not leaving, are you?
00:12:47Ari?
00:12:50Ari?
00:13:08Ari, I've been transferred to the best cancer hospital in Manhattan.
00:13:12My treatment's being paid for by some anonymous donor.
00:13:15That's great, Hen.
00:13:16I feel like I can finally breathe again.
00:13:19Oh, gotta go.
00:13:20Doug's here.
00:13:21Love you.
00:13:23Love you.
00:13:27Ari?
00:13:29Ari?
00:13:30It's your big day.
00:13:35Okay.
00:13:41Let's get this over with.
00:13:46You look radiant.
00:14:07I'm sorry, it's not the royal wedding you might have expected.
00:14:14My father is-
00:14:15I'm just doing this for Henley.
00:14:17Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join this man and this woman in holy matrimony.
00:14:23Prince Edward, you're bound to be.
00:14:24Prince Edward, you're bound.
00:14:26Ari, though it was circumstance that brought us together, it is love that will bind us.
00:14:33With this ring, I commit to you my heart, my spirit, and my soul.
00:14:43Let us share our lives until they are well spent and spend them well together.
00:14:48Do you, Edward, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
00:14:55I do.
00:14:56And do you, Ariana, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?
00:15:01I do.
00:15:07And I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:15:12You may kiss the bride.
00:15:16ARREST THAT MAN!
00:15:19ARREST THAT MAN!
00:15:25What's the meaning of this?
00:15:26You know exactly what you did, you bastard.
00:15:29Explain yourself.
00:15:31Last night, the Prince Edward here decided to pay a little visit to my beloved fiancé.
00:15:38What fiancé?
00:15:40Princess Dima.
00:15:48I only went there to retrieve the royal wedding.
00:15:51And this is what he did to me when I refused to give it to him.
00:15:53That is a lie!
00:15:54Take him away!
00:15:56You don't believe him, do you, Ari?
00:16:01Ari?
00:16:02Ari?
00:16:04Ari!
00:16:06Ari!
00:16:14Comfortable, cousin?
00:16:16You scoundrel!
00:16:20It was you that put those Brutus on Dima.
00:16:22What do you care?
00:16:24Besides, you've got your American Barbie Princess now anyway.
00:16:28What happened to you?
00:16:30We used to be like brothers.
00:16:32If we were brothers, then there wouldn't be a problem.
00:16:34I'd already have the crown.
00:16:37That's what this is about.
00:16:40Discredit me in order to steal my birthright.
00:16:42It's just as much my birthright as it is yours.
00:16:45My father should have fought for what was rightfully his.
00:16:47He was the younger twin!
00:16:48By what?
00:16:49Twelve minutes, was it?
00:16:50Your father was only given the airship because he was the favorite son.
00:16:55And you are willing to destroy our family over such nonsense.
00:17:02I am.
00:17:04But it doesn't have to go that way, cousin.
00:17:07Simply relinquish your claim to the throne to me and I'll drop the charges.
00:17:11They won't stand anyway.
00:17:12Oh, they will.
00:17:15I have every High Court Judge in my back pocket.
00:17:19If you even try and take this to trial, I will ruin you.
00:17:33You've reached the chicken pen, but it's all out of hens.
00:17:58Leave a message and I'll clock you back.
00:18:03I guess I'll kill you ever kill someone.
00:18:27Bye.
00:18:30Bye.
00:18:31Bye.
00:18:31Bye.
00:18:33That's going to take some getting used to.
00:19:03It's an honour to finally meet you, Your Majesty.
00:19:10I wish I could say the same.
00:19:13It's good that you're here, though. Sign this.
00:19:18An annulment agreement?
00:19:20Well, I presume your ridiculous marriage has not been consummated yet due to my son's situation.
00:19:26Sign the contract and let's end this foolishness.
00:19:30I can't.
00:19:31You can.
00:19:33And you will.
00:19:35No. Edward promised me that he'd pay for my sister's cancer tuition and I can't let her down.
00:19:40Well, if it's just the money you're here for, have it.
00:19:51This feels wrong.
00:19:53Either you sign or we force you to.
00:19:57Trust me, we still keep some nasty traditions in this palace.
00:20:01You ask me to find a bride worthy of the crown.
00:20:22So I did.
00:20:23The girl's a commoner.
00:20:26No, father.
00:20:28She is my wife.
00:20:29I will not let you change that.
00:20:32I will not let you change that.
00:20:42I'm so sorry for today.
00:20:44I don't want your apologies.
00:20:46I want the truth.
00:20:48Did you hurt Princess Dima?
00:20:53No.
00:20:56My cousin Marcus is trying to smear my reputation.
00:20:58Why should I believe you?
00:21:00Why do you think you're here, Ari?
00:21:05I don't know.
00:21:06I was supposed to marry Princess Dima for political reasons.
00:21:12When she cheated on me, I made a vow to only marry the person that I wanted.
00:21:17And then I found you.
00:21:19We apparently know each other.
00:21:21Then give me a chance.
00:21:22I saw how you would go to any length to save your sister.
00:21:28And it resonated with me because I lost my mother to cancer.
00:21:37Edward.
00:21:38Ari, I fell in love with your humanity.
00:21:43And now I'm asking that you trust in mine.
00:21:46I'm innocent.
00:21:47Edward, you're shaking.
00:22:08I never kissed the bride.
00:22:11It's still our wedding day for another five minutes.
00:22:17I can't believe you did all of this for any of my family, Edward.
00:22:41I can't wait to tell them that we're married.
00:22:43Mom?
00:22:50Mom?
00:22:53What's wrong?
00:22:55I'm sorry.
00:22:59I'm in a coma.
00:23:00What?
00:23:12So you ran off to get hitched while your sister fights for her life?
00:23:16It wasn't like that.
00:23:18What big shiny rings suggest otherwise?
00:23:22Edward is paying for him these treatments.
00:23:24He's the reason that she's in this hospital.
00:23:27Why?
00:23:28What does he get out of it?
00:23:30Me?
00:23:33You sold yourself to him?
00:23:35Is that what you're telling me?
00:23:37Friendly, Mom.
00:23:39Friendly.
00:23:46This is Dr. Mortimer.
00:23:48My private physician.
00:23:50I recommend we perform a stem cell transplant right away.
00:23:54It's risky, but it could save Henley's life.
00:23:57Ari, your medical record shows you could be an ideal donor.
00:24:02Just show me where to sign, Doc.
00:24:03I don't even know this person. She could be a quack.
00:24:06If Edward trusts him, then so do I.
00:24:10We will get both of you prepped for surgery immediately.
00:24:13Mom?
00:24:14Well, sweetheart, here. Have some water.
00:24:14He hasn't left your side.
00:24:16I'm so sorry about before.
00:24:18I was just struggling so much without you here.
00:24:19And they...
00:24:20She's still sleeping.
00:24:21But the surgery was a success.
00:24:23I can't believe what you did for your sister.
00:24:24I was just struggling so much without you here.
00:24:25And they...
00:24:26She's still sleeping.
00:24:27But the surgery was a success.
00:24:28I can't believe what you did for your sister.
00:24:51you did for your sister selling yourself to this man what they're saying about
00:24:58him in the papers it's all lies mom mom someone's trying to get him doctor Ari's
00:25:08awake
00:25:38Ellen!
00:25:45Ellen!
00:25:49Ellen!
00:25:52Fucking drop that bar!
00:25:58I'm not you, pal.
00:26:05That wasn't very nice.
00:26:09Field trip's over.
00:26:10We need to get you and the princess to a safe house.
00:26:12Now.
00:26:36How are you feeling now?
00:26:39Who the hell were they, Edward?
00:26:41They must have been sent by Marcus.
00:26:43He wants the throne that badly that he'd try and kill his own cousin.
00:26:47Try to push out your mind.
00:26:49I can't.
00:26:52I can't stop thinking about how close they came to losing you.
00:26:55When I nearly lost you,
00:26:57you would have sacrificed yourself to save me.
00:27:02Why?
00:27:03You know why.
00:27:06Say it, Ari.
00:27:11Say it.
00:27:13Because I love you, Edward.
00:27:16I can't let you go.
00:27:17I can't let you go.
00:27:19And there you go.
00:27:20And there you go.
00:27:21But I want to go.
00:27:22Where would I have been waiting?
00:27:23I can't let you go.
00:27:24I can't let you go.
00:27:26I can't let you go.
00:27:27I can't let you go.
00:27:28I can't let you go.
00:27:29I can't let you go.
00:27:31You remember that?
00:27:32You were a little Ph17.
00:27:34I forgot you, Tavio.
00:28:05Hello.
00:28:14Sorry, did I wake you?
00:28:17Oh, wow. Again?
00:28:20Yeah, well, he was going to take us to breakfast, but we're not allowed to be.
00:28:29Percy.
00:28:31So much for this being a safe room.
00:28:34Sorry, Your Highnesses, but we need to get you back to Australia right away.
00:28:37But I wanted to see Henley first.
00:28:39Yes, and I wanted to get some answers from the assassin.
00:28:42Well, that could be difficult. He's just been murdered in a cell.
00:28:45Someone didn't want him to talk.
00:28:47Marcus.
00:28:48I know it's not the perfect honeymoon, but we used to spend every Christmas at Oak Hall when I was a boy.
00:29:07It was my mother's favorite place.
00:29:09No wonder.
00:29:11It's beautiful.
00:29:19Can I help you, sir?
00:29:20I'm here to escort Prince Edward and Princess R.A. on their honeymoon.
00:29:24Prince Edward is welcome.
00:29:26The lady is not.
00:29:27Excuse me?
00:29:30King's orders, Your Highness.
00:29:31He doesn't recognize her as a member of the royal family.
00:29:34How dare you question my wife to just, Missy?
00:29:40I'll have you discharged.
00:29:42I'll deal with this.
00:29:48Let us through, lad.
00:29:49That's an order.
00:29:50Your order doesn't outtrack the King's.
00:29:53Actually, in matters of security, it does.
00:29:55There's currently a threat on the lives of both the Prince and the Princess.
00:29:58Do you want their deaths on your conscience?
00:30:06Cool.
00:30:07Easy.
00:30:09I'm sorry, my love.
00:30:10This is outrageous.
00:30:12Oh, believe me, this is not my first traffic fight.
00:30:15Let me show you how we resolve things the American way.
00:30:28Well, you've been about as useful as a screen door and a submarine kit.
00:30:36You know, I like this better than the palace.
00:30:56It feels more, I don't know.
00:31:00Like home.
00:31:01Yeah, if your home has 23 bathrooms, 30,000 acres and a dozen horses, then sure.
00:31:08Oh, you'll love this.
00:31:12Every Christmas, we used to put a play on for the adults.
00:31:16Aw, we paid a pound.
00:31:18One year.
00:31:19And here is my costume from the Nutcracker.
00:31:24Oh.
00:31:25Oh.
00:31:29Prince Charming.
00:31:31At your service, me lady.
00:31:35Oh, my hero.
00:31:41It suits you.
00:31:44Well, maybe our kids will wear these one day.
00:31:47Good practice for the real thing.
00:31:52Ah.
00:31:54Another family tradition.
00:31:56My first kill, in fact.
00:31:58Wait, you killed this stag?
00:32:05Edward, that's horrible.
00:32:07Edward, that's horrible.
00:32:09Well, no, it's heritage.
00:32:12There are mounts here, dating back to the 18th century.
00:32:17Oh, really?
00:32:18And did they use a guillotine to chop off their heads?
00:32:20You're being ridiculous.
00:32:23Me?
00:32:25I find it ridiculous, no barbaric, that you could butcher one of these creatures for sport.
00:32:29No, we don't butcher them.
00:32:31We have the utmost respect for our game.
00:32:35Your game.
00:32:36Your game.
00:32:37If you had respect for your game, you wouldn't call it your game.
00:32:41God, how could I have been so wrong about you?
00:32:44What does that mean?
00:32:45You're just like one of them.
00:32:47A little snob with a big gun.
00:32:50You're judging me because of my class.
00:32:53Yes.
00:32:54Killing things to impress people?
00:32:56It's horrible.
00:32:57Beg your pardon?
00:32:58Not now, Percy.
00:32:59Not now, Percy.
00:33:00Apologies, your highnesses, but I think you're going to want to see this.
00:33:06How are you feeling now, your highness?
00:33:08See for yourself.
00:33:16Edward has to face justice.
00:33:18We can't be ruled by a criminal.
00:33:21The prince is innocent until proven guilty.
00:33:25And he'll have his day in court.
00:33:27There is something else you should know about him.
00:33:29Darling?
00:33:31He called off our wedding so that he could marry an American prostitute named Ari Douglas.
00:33:39How dare they?
00:33:41These people are not fit to wear the crown.
00:33:44We'd make a better king and queen than my cousin Edward and his yank whore.
00:33:49A persuasive argument.
00:33:51Let's hope the public disagrees.
00:33:53You've not only brought this family into disrepute, Edward, but the crown itself.
00:34:03You really believe the accusations?
00:34:05Well, they tally with your reckless decision to marry this commoner.
00:34:08I'll give you one last chance to end this farce.
00:34:13Sign the annulment and we'll deny everything to the press.
00:34:16No.
00:34:20Arya is my wife.
00:34:24Now and forever.
00:34:25So be it.
00:34:29Your marriage stands.
00:34:30You honor me, father.
00:34:32I'm not only father to you.
00:34:34I'm father to this nation.
00:34:36And I will not have you jeopardize the crown.
00:34:39Now, Xavier, you shall be my successor and the new crown prince of Estria.
00:34:51You can't do that.
00:34:53It goes against convention, but these are unconventional times.
00:34:56No, you can't do that because I don't want it.
00:35:00It's not about what you want.
00:35:02We're at war with your cousin and maybe with Lathena soon too.
00:35:06We need a show of strength.
00:35:08Giving in to Marcus's games.
00:35:11That's a show of strength.
00:35:13It wipes the slate clean.
00:35:16Xavier will be the new face of the monarchy.
00:35:19You'll marry a woman of stature and sire and heir.
00:35:26Are you blind?
00:35:31Or do you just ignore what's right in front of you?
00:35:33What are you talking about now?
00:35:36I won't marry.
00:35:38I won't have an heir.
00:35:41And I won't be king.
00:35:44Because I'm gay.
00:35:47The monarchy is above sexuality, Xavier.
00:35:52It's your crown too tight around the cranium.
00:35:53I'd rather announce all my titles than continue living this lie.
00:35:59What have I done to deserve these boys?
00:36:02You know, that's a good question.
00:36:04You have two incredible brave sons.
00:36:07But you didn't do anything to deserve them.
00:36:09No, I'm warning you, father.
00:36:11No, honestly.
00:36:12It's okay.
00:36:13I've got this.
00:36:14You think I'm scared of you, Maxwell?
00:36:17I'm not.
00:36:18I'm just so disappointed.
00:36:21You see, I never met my dad.
00:36:22And when we first met, I thought I would finally feel what it's like to have a real father.
00:36:28And now, honestly, I'm...
00:36:31I'm...
00:36:32I wish I'd never found out.
00:36:35You say you're father to the nation.
00:36:37You're not even a good father to your own sons.
00:36:40You're not even a good father to your own sons.
00:37:10No, no, no.
00:37:10It's fine.
00:37:11I'll try it.
00:37:14Actually, I wanted to apologize for yesterday about the stag thing.
00:37:19After our argument with your dad, I kind of...
00:37:22I realized how different our upbringings were.
00:37:25It wasn't fair to judge you for that.
00:37:28I appreciate that.
00:37:30And, um, what you said to him too.
00:37:38Okay.
00:37:40Morning.
00:37:48The king has arranged for Princess Arie to make her first public appearance.
00:37:52What?
00:37:53He said, and I quote,
00:37:55put that girl on TV.
00:37:57She's got some fire in her belly.
00:38:00He thinks we can beat Marcus by winning over the people.
00:38:02Well, that is great news.
00:38:05He did have one stipulation.
00:38:07You're to return to the palace, ma'am, for lessons in etiquette.
00:38:10And he'll be your personal tutor.
00:38:13Princess Arie.
00:38:24Princess Arie.
00:38:26Princess Arie.
00:38:30Forgive me.
00:38:34My behavior has been unbecoming.
00:38:38Yeah, I don't really know what that means, but, um, apologies accepted.
00:38:43Estrians respect their kings, but they love their queens.
00:38:47So, we have to work on your decorum.
00:38:50Thankfully, you'll be learning from the best.
00:38:53That's not a very decorum-y thing to say, your majesty.
00:38:56The word you're looking for is decorus.
00:38:58And I'm not talking about myself.
00:39:00I'm talking about your mother-in-law.
00:39:07Christmas is a time of joy.
00:39:11Notice her posture.
00:39:13Her poise.
00:39:14As though you have an iron rod.
00:39:19This is your etiquette lesson, not mine.
00:39:22Repeat after.
00:39:23My husband and I would like to wish you a very merry Christmas.
00:39:31Well, you said all the words in the right order.
00:39:33What was she like?
00:39:38A lot like you.
00:39:40She had a very kind way with people.
00:39:43Her charity work was her life.
00:39:46Boys were devastated to lose her.
00:39:49And you?
00:39:54It's never been the same without her.
00:39:57She's an inspiration.
00:40:05Yes.
00:40:06Our next queen has a lot to live up to.
00:40:13Good evening.
00:40:14Tonight I'm joined by Prince Edward's new bride, Princess Ariana.
00:40:18Welcome, Your Royal Highness.
00:40:20Good evening.
00:40:22Esther was shocked to learn about your recent marriage.
00:40:25Could you tell us more about how you met Prince Edward?
00:40:28We met in my hometown of Queens.
00:40:30Edward found that very serendipitous.
00:40:34Princess Dima alerted that you were working as a prostitute there.
00:40:37No, that is not true.
00:40:39So you are calling your fellow princess a liar?
00:40:41She was misinformed.
00:40:43To be clear, did Prince Edward ever pay you for your services?
00:40:48No, not in that way.
00:40:49So he has paid you?
00:40:50I'd rather not discuss.
00:40:51Ma'am, the public has a right to know who their new princess really is.
00:40:56So I would ask you again.
00:40:58Did Prince Edward ever pay you for your services?
00:41:01All right, yes.
00:41:18He paid for me.
00:41:20I was his mail order bride.
00:41:22And maybe that's just as much as scandal, but marrying Prince Edward is the best thing that I have ever done.
00:41:27My sister was fighting cancer, and I needed the money to save her.
00:41:35And he gave me that.
00:41:37But he gave me so much more.
00:41:40I'm not talking about the crown or the castles.
00:41:43I'm talking about his love.
00:41:45And his kindness and his respect.
00:41:47And yes, I am calling Princess Demer a liar.
00:41:53I don't know why she wants to ruin us.
00:41:55Maybe she's bitter because Edward didn't forgive her after she was caught cheating on him with Prince Marcus.
00:42:01You can ask her about that.
00:42:04But what I do know is Edward is a good man.
00:42:07And yes, this started out as a transaction for sure.
00:42:10I needed the money to save my sister, and he needed to be saved for marrying a woman that he didn't love.
00:42:17But now my sister is getting better.
00:42:20And Edward has a wife who couldn't love him more.
00:42:36It's about time you started fighting back.
00:42:38Nice performance.
00:42:41Really appealing to the old heartstrings.
00:42:43It wasn't a performance.
00:42:45It's always a performance, princess.
00:42:48Only the people, they don't want love stories.
00:42:51They want dirt.
00:42:53That's why I'll win.
00:42:55Because I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty.
00:42:57As we discovered in New York.
00:42:59Are you referring to the assassination attempt?
00:43:03In fact, I'm the only reason you're still breathing.
00:43:05What?
00:43:09It was Athena who wanted you dead.
00:43:11But I convinced King Aithen to hold off.
00:43:16For now.
00:43:18See, he's willing to let you live so long as you...
00:43:21Give my airship to you.
00:43:23Clever boy.
00:43:25Make all the threats you want.
00:43:28I will prove my innocence in court.
00:43:33Oh, even if you are somehow able to convince my judge that Dima's the one lying,
00:43:38you won't convince her father.
00:43:40If you're found not guilty, he'll simply declare war.
00:43:44You just can't win.
00:43:47Your Highness, we're getting record engagements on our socials.
00:43:50People are going crazy for their new princess.
00:43:55Maybe they do want love stories after all.
00:43:57Oh, here's a good one.
00:44:08Starting a petition to rename Princess Harry the Queen of Spades.
00:44:12She just buried Princess Dima live on TV.
00:44:16Princess Harry is the best American import since fried chicken waffles.
00:44:23God, you don't actually eat that, do you?
00:44:25Um, your brother literally made me try a sausage made of blood.
00:44:29Fair.
00:44:38Your wife's a sensation in the nation.
00:44:40Father's etiquette lesson's clearly paid off.
00:44:44Speaking of, this is this.
00:44:47Princess Harry should give this year's Christmas speech.
00:44:50King Maxwell's are as dry as my husband's turkey dinner.
00:44:53Yes, I saw that one.
00:44:55In fact, you gave me an idea.
00:45:01Ma'am, we're ready for you.
00:45:03Ready for what?
00:45:09Whenever you're ready, your hands.
00:45:13My fellow Estrians.
00:45:15You know, that feels pretty strange to say.
00:45:17I'm sure you're used to spending your Christmases with King Maxwell.
00:45:22But, surprise, you've got me this year.
00:45:25You know, my own Christmases are usually spent with my family.
00:45:29My sister, my mom, and me.
00:45:31And yet here I am giving a speech to all of you.
00:45:35But it still feels the same.
00:45:36But it still feels the same.
00:45:38It feels like family.
00:45:40And yet here I am giving a speech to all of you.
00:45:44And made me feel at home here.
00:45:46So from the bottom of my heart, thank you.
00:45:50And Merry Christmas from the palm and me.
00:45:53You were amazing.
00:45:54We'll upload it to your new channel tonight.
00:45:57I just wish my family was really here.
00:46:27Well, I think you'll like your present, then.
00:46:32Merry Christmas, Ari.
00:46:34Hey.
00:46:40You know, I can't believe you're actually here.
00:46:42I can't believe you're here.
00:46:43You're a goddamn princess.
00:46:47Ari, what you did for me, I can never repay you.
00:46:51But you're getting better as payment enough.
00:46:53Oh, cool.
00:46:54I guess you won't be needing your present, then.
00:46:57I'll get you first.
00:46:58I wanted to get you something to say thank you.
00:47:01It's not quite Crown Jewels level, but...
00:47:08Thank you, Han.
00:47:15Where's your half?
00:47:16I don't need it.
00:47:17You already gave me a part of yourself with the transplant.
00:47:21And now you'll have a part of me, too.
00:47:23Oh, Han.
00:47:29Ari, I know you did all this for me.
00:47:33But are you really happy here?
00:47:36I don't know.
00:47:37I guess my life is just really different now.
00:47:58Edward?
00:47:59Have you heard from your lawyers?
00:48:00They've hired a PI to look into Marcus's bribery of state officials.
00:48:05But he's covered his tracks.
00:48:11I'm not sure we can beat him.
00:48:13Ari, there's a New Year's street party tonight.
00:48:15We have to go.
00:48:16You're not well enough.
00:48:17I've been here a whole week, and you haven't let me out once.
00:48:20I want to go see Estria.
00:48:21Yeah, there'll be plenty of time for that when you're better.
00:48:23But I feel fine.
00:48:24I promise.
00:48:25No, Henley, we're working on a strategy for Edward's trial.
00:48:28We really don't have time for this.
00:48:35She's been cooped up for months.
00:48:38Must have been tough.
00:48:46Henley?
00:48:47Henley, look, I'm really sorry.
00:48:50We can celebrate here if you like.
00:48:52Henley, please, look, I'm sorry.
00:48:54Can I come in?
00:48:55Damn it, Henley.
00:49:08Hey, have you seen this girl?
00:49:10Oh my God, Princess Ari!
00:49:12Please, please, she's missing, and she's my sister, so...
00:49:16Oh yeah, she's just there doing some shots.
00:49:18What?
00:49:23What are you even doing here?
00:49:24Ari, please, enough with the grown-up boys.
00:49:27You're still in recovery, and you're underage.
00:49:29I'm not in this country.
00:49:30We're going home.
00:49:31Ari, please.
00:49:33Just let me have one night.
00:49:35I never thought I'd get to see another new year.
00:49:38I knew you'd pull the cancer.
00:49:41Fine.
00:49:42But no more drinking.
00:49:43Love you, sis.
00:49:44I knew you.
00:49:55Five, four, three, two, one.
00:50:00Happy New Year!
00:50:01Yay!
00:50:01Yay!
00:50:02Woo!
00:50:02Woo!
00:50:03Woo!
00:50:03Woo!
00:50:03Woo!
00:50:04Woo!
00:50:04Woo!
00:50:04Woo!
00:50:05Woo!
00:50:06Woo!
00:50:06Woo!
00:50:07Woo!
00:50:07Woo!
00:50:08Woo!
00:50:08Woo!
00:50:09Woo!
00:50:09Woo!
00:50:10Woo!
00:50:10Woo!
00:50:11Woo!
00:50:11Mom, come on.
00:50:14I'm just having some fun.
00:50:16No.
00:50:17Don't you get it?
00:50:17I'm a public figure now.
00:50:19I have more important things to worry about than fun.
00:50:20Fine.
00:50:22Go back to your prince, and your palace, and your fancy new life.
00:50:26I'm sorry that I wanted to spend time with my sister.
00:50:30I guess she's just too important for that now.
00:50:31Let me jump right now.
00:50:56It's not what it looks like.
00:51:05This creep grabbed me for like half a second before I threw him off.
00:51:09I'm surprised anyone had a chance to take a photo.
00:51:12Edward, speak to me.
00:51:17Even if that is true, this is on every front page the day before my trial begins.
00:51:23Well, Dean Marcus must be behind it.
00:51:25It's another smear campaign.
00:51:29It's working.
00:51:30This will lose us the country's support just when we need it the most.
00:51:53The court is now in session.
00:51:55The prosecution may call its first witness.
00:51:59Thank you, Your Honor.
00:52:01The prosecution calls Captain Harry Percy to the stand.
00:52:06Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
00:52:18I do.
00:52:23Captain Percy, you are Prince Edward's bodyguard, are you not?
00:52:29I am.
00:52:29You go everywhere with him, don't you?
00:52:33I do.
00:52:34Did you go with him to visit Princess Demo on the night of your soul?
00:52:39I did.
00:52:41Captain Percy, did you witness Prince Edward physically attack Princess Demo that night?
00:52:48I did.
00:52:48I did.
00:52:49I just don't understand where Percy would lie.
00:52:51I just don't understand where Percy would lie.
00:52:53I just don't understand where Percy would lie.
00:53:05Yeah, I know.
00:53:06It sucks.
00:53:07He was really hot.
00:53:09I'm really not in the mood, hen.
00:53:11I'm sorry.
00:53:12Mari, I don't know what you want me to say.
00:53:15I mean, Percy clearly worship you guys.
00:53:17I guess that human trashbag Marcus probably got to him the same way he got to the judge.
00:53:23Huh.
00:53:23Oh, what?
00:53:25The bruises.
00:53:26We know Edward didn't give them to Demo.
00:53:28Sure, it was Marcus.
00:53:30Yeah, but we always assumed they were working together, right?
00:53:34But what if Marcus was manipulating Demo, forcing her to blame her injuries on Edward?
00:53:40Oh my god.
00:53:42Hen, I could kiss you right now.
00:53:46I need to go in to speak to my fellow princess.
00:53:48It's judgment day for Prince Edward, and his bodyguard's damning testimony can prove the deciding factor in the judge's verdict.
00:53:56And here she comes, Princess Arie.
00:54:00Just listen to those rules.
00:54:03She's, of course, caught up in her own adulty scandal, and this could be as well a dark day for the old couple.
00:54:14Dima.
00:54:18What do you want?
00:54:20It's not too late to stop this.
00:54:22Why would I want to do that?
00:54:24Well, I believe it's Prince Marcus who's been hurting you, and forced you to blame it on Edward.
00:54:35We're facing another beating or worse.
00:54:36But it's okay, you don't have to be scared anymore.
00:54:39I can make you safe.
00:54:41Oh.
00:54:42Arie.
00:54:59It's the best joke I've ever heard.
00:55:01You poor naive girl.
00:55:07Did you really think my brain-dead fiancé was behind all this?
00:55:11I just made him believe it was all his idea.
00:55:14Our affair in the throne room.
00:55:16Bribing the judge.
00:55:18I even had to force him to hit me.
00:55:21He thinks this whole charade is about winning him the throne.
00:55:24And what is it really about?
00:55:31Bringing down the piercements.
00:55:33For generations, they've looked down their noses at little Athena.
00:55:36We've been invaded and attacked too many times to count.
00:55:43And yet, my father sent me here to marry your loser Prince.
00:55:47So I decided to use Marcus to divide the family.
00:55:52Bring them down from the inside.
00:55:56I didn't factor you in, of course, but clearly I needn't have worried about Edward's dollar store princess.
00:56:02You'll soon be forgotten.
00:56:04A side note in the downfall of the Estrian royal family.
00:56:07Oh, chop chop.
00:56:11Time to hear your husband's guilty verdict.
00:56:13You won't get away with this.
00:56:15Oh, darling.
00:56:17I already have.
00:56:19Oh, here they are.
00:56:24Princess Dima, did you know that this conversation with Princess Ari was recorded and live-streamed on other social media?
00:56:32What?
00:56:33Who's the naive one now?
00:56:34Oh, you devious little bitch.
00:56:38I learned from the best.
00:56:43If you ever threaten my family again, I will put you in a box smaller than the cell that you're headed for.
00:56:50Okay?
00:56:53You alright?
00:56:53Yes, where's Edward?
00:56:56The judge just found him guilty.
00:56:59Wait!
00:57:01I have new evidence that proves that Prince Edward is innocent.
00:57:04I've already passed my judgment.
00:57:08The Prince is guilty as charged.
00:57:10Well, Your Honor, I also have evidence that you were bribed into making that verdict.
00:57:14How dare you!
00:57:16Bailiff!
00:57:17Stop right there.
00:57:20This sham is over.
00:57:22You hold no authority here.
00:57:25This is the Crown Court, is it not?
00:57:26I am the living embodiment of the Crown, and I revoke your spurious guilty verdict.
00:57:32And I charge you, Prince Marcus, and Princess Dima, with treason.
00:57:38Arrest them!
00:57:40Stay for me! Stay for you!
00:57:44Stay for me!
00:58:00You saved me again.
00:58:02Looks like Prince Charlie's not the only hero around here.
00:58:09Come.
00:58:19You wanted to see us, Father.
00:58:22I owe you an apology, Edward.
00:58:25You're never capable of such violence. You've always been a man of peace.
00:58:29And, Harry, you share the same compassion and charisma as Edward's mother had in spades.
00:58:36You'll make a great queen.
00:58:39Thank you, Father.
00:58:41Of course, we do still have to work on the decorum.
00:58:43Ah, we have plenty of time for that, Pops.
00:58:46Actually, the public are thirsty for new blood and, well, I'm ready for a rest.
00:58:53So I've decided to abdicate the throne to you two, young upstarts.
00:58:57Good luck.
00:58:59Good luck.
00:59:00Your royal highness.
00:59:16We're going to New York, Percy.
00:59:19And we need protection.
00:59:21I might let you down.
00:59:23Forget about it. You were looking out for your family, and I get that.
00:59:27So shave that stubble, soldier. We got a plane to catch.
00:59:33Yes, ma'am.
00:59:39Good morning. We're very happy to...
00:59:42Sorry. Um...
00:59:45We're very happy to welcome you all here today.
00:59:48As you know, my sister recently beat cancer.
00:59:51It was a hard battle, and to pay for it, I became a princess.
00:59:59But that's not really an option for most people.
01:00:03So, that's why we've opened Henley's House,
01:00:07a place where cancer patients can get free support throughout their treatment.
01:00:14So, um...
01:00:15Please welcome the woman of the hour, Henley Douglas.
01:00:18I now declare Henley's House open!
01:00:25Well, I can't believe you made yourself first patient of Henley's House.
01:00:33Oh, God.
01:00:35I can't go through this again.
01:00:37Look at your bellyaching, Mom.
01:00:39Not every bellyache is a tumor.
01:00:41Do you ever feel like you liked her better when she was in a coma?
01:00:46Well, something did come up on the test results, folks.
01:00:50It's cancer.
01:00:51We're cursed.
01:00:53No, it's not cancer.
01:00:54Kidneys, bones, liver disease.
01:00:57What?
01:00:57You're having a royal baby, Ari.
01:01:00Oh, my goodness!
01:01:01Our lives are about to change forever.
01:01:18In more ways than you know.
01:01:20I love you.
01:01:30I love you, too.
01:01:31I love you.
01:01:31I love you.
01:01:50I love you, too.
01:02:20I love you, too.
01:02:50I love you, too.
01:03:20I love you, too.
01:03:23I love you, too.
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