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Ding My Lover Rang My Doorbell Full Movie
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00:01You know, I never imagined I'd be kissing another man at my ex's engagement party.
00:17A thief.
00:23Stay calm.
00:24You should thank me for a taste testing for you. Last night you brought over that pasta.
00:38Just like that three-year-old bra that was just crispy and rigid.
00:47What the hell is going on here? Who the fuck is she?
00:50Are you blind? She's my girlfriend.
00:52So, what the hell was I for the past three years?
00:55You're just a chef that smells like garlic.
00:58I mean, man eat your food, but hey, dream of my love.
01:03I mean, when was the last time Caleb had been bothered with you?
01:07Shut your mouth, you tramp!
01:09Hey! That's enough. Evelyn, I've never liked you, okay?
01:14Oh my god, ew.
01:17Okay? Oh my god!
01:19See you in the kitchen crease?
01:21Literally just makes me want to throw up right now.
01:23Your restaurant would have tanked ages ago without my menu.
01:27Yeah, but you're useless now.
01:30Cause we are a perfect man.
01:36Oh my god, he's still here.
01:37Evelyn, you are fired. Just, I never want to see you again.
01:40I'm the one firing you two.
01:43Oh!
01:44Assholes!
01:45Oh my god!
01:46Oh my god!
01:49Assholes!
01:50Yes!
01:51Every penny I had, I spent on his stupid restaurant.
02:07I even kept my chef E-identity secret to spare his fragile ego.
02:12And for what?
02:13To be treated like garbage?
02:15Okay.
02:16You are not spending another second on that jerk!
02:21Get up!
02:22Get up!
02:23Come on!
02:24Turn around.
02:25The world is your voice.
02:32Stop pouting.
02:35It's time to play!
02:47I've been searching for three years.
02:50Where are you?
03:04And the winner is...
03:09Shafi!
03:17Shafi's in the lounge.
03:18She actually cured your anorexia!
03:20Sophie?
03:22Keila proposed!
03:24No, I think I'm gonna keep my Shafi identity secret for now.
03:26I'll still help him with his restaurant, just quietly.
03:34She's just behind this door.
04:02I think my drink's been spiked.
04:04Oh!
04:07Oh!
04:10Hey!
04:11You good?
04:12Yeah.
04:13Yeah.
04:16You must be a hero.
04:18You must be a hero.
04:21You must be a hero.
04:25What is she meant to know me?
04:28She meant to know me.
04:30No more.
04:31You must be a hero.
04:32You must be a hero.
04:33You must study this.
04:34No more!
04:39No more!
04:41Oh, no more.
04:42They are still there!
04:44Oh, no!
04:45I'm all alone.
04:46I'm all alone.
04:47So how do I have to go?
04:48Let's enjoy yourselves in the room I prepared just for us.
05:18Did you really get that wild last night?
05:39That asshole!
05:43Oh Caleb, today is not your lucky day.
05:47Rocks in hell.
06:02Keep the meeting. I'll make it in half an hour.
06:07Pay back.
06:16What the hell did you do to my car?
06:17Oh, thank God. He doesn't recommend me.
06:21This is...this is your car?
06:25Look, I am so sorry.
06:28Um, wrong car.
06:30Yeah, classic mix-up. I'll pay for the damages. Just let me know how much it is.
06:35That'll be 50 grand for a repaint. Cash or check?
06:3950 grand? Why don't you just mug me instead?
06:42I don't have time for this. The cops can deal with this mess. Sound good?
06:45Cops! No! No! Don't call the cops! Don't call the cops!
06:48Hello? Don't call the cops!
06:49Yeah, I'd like to report property damage.
06:50Please don't call the cops!
06:51Please don't call the cops!
06:52Hey!
06:54What the hell are you doing?
06:56Go ahead.
06:58Call the cops. I'd love for them to see this.
07:00Oh, was that a threat?
07:01No, no, no, no. I'm just...negotiating?
07:05I'm in a hurry. Take this off me, and I'll let you go.
07:09And I don't have to pay?
07:11Before I change my mind. Come on.
07:12Okay, okay, okay.
07:15Oh.
07:16Oh.
07:19I might not have the key in it.
07:29Seriously? We're not gonna take these off first?
07:31No time. Just follow my lead, and do not act weird.
07:37Ah, Mr. Carter.
07:39We are thrilled at the thought of you buying us out, huh?
07:46And, um, who might this be?
07:49This is my personal assistant.
07:51Oh.
07:52Hi.
07:53Hi.
07:58We're doing a little corporate bonding thing.
08:01Okay.
08:02Bonding, huh?
08:04That is, uh, that's quite the progressive bonding exercise, isn't it?
08:29Mr. Carter, I paid top dollar for Chef E's exclusive recipe.
08:39I think that would be worth an extra ten points on the offer, wouldn't it?
08:43Chef E?
08:44That's right.
08:45Carter's been chasing Chef E forever. This sale is locked.
08:49It's not Chef E's recipe.
08:51What?
08:52I'm sorry, Mr. Carter. They're pulling a fast one on you.
08:55This is the exact recipe Chef E made at the Culinary Championship.
09:00It's identical.
09:11Yeah, Chef E would never use truffle oil in this dish.
09:14It kills the fish's natural umami.
09:16And FYI, Chef E doesn't write anything down.
09:19All the recipes live in her head.
09:21If they're only in her head, how would you know?
09:31So what's the deal with you and Chef E?
09:33I am Chef E, dummy.
09:35Just a fan.
09:36God, lucky enough to chat about recipes with her once.
09:39Boss!
09:40It's just a lock, why the entire circus?
09:50I heard you're in handcuffs, so I brought a lawyer.
09:54And a locksmith.
09:56And his mentor.
09:57Just in case.
09:58What about that guy?
10:00Oh, I'm just here for the spectacle.
10:05Don't mind me.
10:06I will take a dose.
10:19Okay.
10:20You know, I saved you money back there.
10:24That'll be my compensation.
10:26Fine.
10:27Later.
10:28Boss!
10:29Who's she?
10:30Cheers, guys!
10:31Cheers!
10:32Cheers!
10:33Cheers!
10:34Oh god!
10:35Ellen, I've already fired you.
10:36What are you doing here?
10:37Everything that worked about this restaurant was my creation.
10:41I'm taking my 50% share.
10:43Cheers!
10:44Oh god!
10:45Oh god!
10:46Oh god!
10:47Ellen, I've already fired you.
10:48What are you doing here?
10:49Everything that worked about this restaurant was my creation.
10:52I'm taking my 50% share.
10:53Cheers!
10:54Oh!
10:55As if you were there.
10:56You only became head chef thanks to Caleb.
10:57You were nothing.
10:58I kept my chef E identity secret to protect your fragile ego, which clearly was wasted on
11:12you.
11:13You're chef E.
11:15Okay, so you're pretending to be chef E when the real prodigy Madeline is right here.
11:25That's seriously hilarious.
11:26Oh my god.
11:27You're funny.
11:28How did Evelyn, Kayla breaks up with you and you go into a full psychotic break?
11:34I mean, behold this face, people.
11:37Skier's kisser burn him into sterility.
11:39I mean, who would get excited about this pocket?
11:41We should beat it now because it's my garbage can and I'm wanting to take trash like people.
11:45Okay, now about this.
11:47Let's not let this psycho spoil our day.
11:50Madeline, darling.
11:52Will you marry me?
11:56Oh my god.
11:57I wasn't expecting this.
12:00Yeah, I do.
12:02See Evelyn?
12:03Caleb clearly loves me so he can stop obsessing over him.
12:17What?
12:18Congratulations.
12:19You snagged an absolute gem.
12:21You know, my new guy is hotter, richer, and way more impressive.
12:27Where it counts.
12:28What are you implying?
12:30Evelyn, did you really invent a boyfriend to make yourself feel better?
12:34Right?
12:35Right?
12:36I mean, if he's real.
12:37Where is it?
12:38Show us.
12:39Oh my god.
12:40Fantastic.
12:41Where do I magically whip up a boyfriend?
12:43From my rib?
12:44This is sad.
12:46Caleb rejects her so she comes up with this pathetic story.
12:50Aww.
12:51You know what, Evelyn, just go.
12:54I mean, at this point you're just humiliating yourself.
12:56I mean, I'm sorry for you.
12:57You know what?
12:58Why don't you use that cash for some, um, therapy?
13:05He's right there.
13:08Move.
13:09Mr. Carter, what's Carter Group's strategy this year?
13:12We are acquiring ten premium restaurants for style.
13:27The Secret Service
13:33Bombshell, the Carter Group's CEO has a public kiss with an unknown woman?
13:37That's literally the most powerful man in the city.
13:40There's zero chance he's dating Evelyn.
13:46You better have a good reason for this.
13:48I'm so sorry, please just help me out.
13:50Mr. Carter, what's your relationship with this woman?
13:52She's my fiancée.
13:58Come here, man.
14:03It's as nice as you're doing.
14:09Any other questions?
14:11Okay, but you could have said girlfriend.
14:15I mean, why go full fiancée?
14:17Girlfriend.
14:18A new CEO caught in a public scandal.
14:19What do you think that does to my company's value?
14:21Well, people love a young couple in love.
14:25I mean, that kind of press could give you a bump.
14:27Your people, maybe.
14:29Mine, not so forgiving.
14:30I mean, that could wipe out $300 million in market value.
14:34Can you cover that?
14:35What?
14:36Exactly.
14:37Calling you my fiancée is the only way to make this little kiss look like a PR move instead
14:41of chaos.
14:42Okay, so what do we do?
14:44Tell them all the truth?
14:46Sure.
14:47Yeah, we can clear it all up.
14:48If you're ready to write a $300 million check.
14:51There's got to be another option.
14:55There is.
14:57Which is?
14:59Marry me.
15:01Contract marriage.
15:10Divorce after one year.
15:12Your bedroom is down the hall on the left.
15:14Fine.
15:15You corporate vulture.
15:17Being my wife comes with specific duties.
15:19And what are these duties?
15:23All of this is for me?
15:39Naturally.
15:40Consider it an investment in making sure you look the part of my wife.
15:44For your everyday spending.
15:46No limit on this card.
15:48No, I can't accept that.
15:51This is a business deal.
15:53Between equals.
15:54Equals.
15:55Consider it a wedding gift.
15:57Fine.
15:59If you insist.
16:03If you insist.
16:06This is nice.
16:23You're in the wrong room.
16:47Sorry.
16:48So sorry.
16:49Oh my god.
16:50I will leave.
16:51Right now.
16:56Geez.
17:01What is with the attitude?
17:02It's nothing I haven't seen before.
17:06What did you just say?
17:08Nothing.
17:09Nothing.
17:10Just sleep talking.
17:12Sweet dreams.
17:17Too many mishaps last night.
17:30But what better apology from a culinary genius than breakfast.
17:39Hey!
17:40I made you breakfast.
17:41No thanks.
17:42What?
17:43You didn't even take a single bite.
17:45That's disrespectful to the food and the chef.
17:48This isn't about respect.
17:49I've struggled with severe anorexia which is why I have someone who handles my breakfast.
17:54Anorexia?
17:55Is that so hard to believe?
17:58I'm so sorry.
18:00I just had no idea.
18:02Everything in your life just seems so perfect and put together.
18:07Guess everyone has their struggles, huh?
18:10Even someone together like me has their problems.
18:13Now if you-
18:14Bitches?
18:15If you don't move, I will be late.
18:17Please just take one bite.
18:18Just one bite and then I'll let you go.
18:20I promise.
18:21Please.
18:31See?
18:32That's not-
18:40Well?
18:41What do you think?
18:42Hmm.
18:43Not bad.
18:44Hmm.
18:53Didn't you say you were running late?
18:55I can make time for breakfast.
18:57Well then.
18:58Bon appetit.
18:59Hmm.
19:00Where are you going?
19:01Didn't you say you were going to join me for breakfast?
19:03No, it's my first day on the new job.
19:04Can't be late.
19:05But-
19:06Here's the address.
19:07Come by sometime.
19:08Wait, isn't this the restaurant I just acquired?
19:10This can't be happening.
19:11You married somebody?
19:12Ah!
19:13The bitch from that night?
19:14No.
19:15No.
19:16No.
19:17No.
19:18No.
19:19No.
19:20No.
19:21No.
19:22No.
19:23No.
19:24No.
19:25No.
19:26No.
19:27No.
19:28No.
19:29No.
19:30No.
19:31The bitch from that night?
19:33I'm going to see Leo right now.
19:38Come here.
19:39Come here.
19:40Come here.
19:41Okay, so.
19:42I have the hottest gossip.
19:43The boss's new wife is visiting.
19:45Today.
19:46No way.
19:47I wonder what she looks like.
19:48The news clip only showed her profile, it's totally unclear.
19:50Right?
19:51Unclear.
19:52Right?
19:53Okay, what kinda dumb ass comment is that?
19:54The boss's wife is gorgeous.
19:56She's the boss's wife.
19:57Just be on your toes and you treat her like royalty.
20:00Oh, no need for the formality, I'm just the head chef.
20:12What are you doing in the dining room?
20:14You are breaking company protocol!
20:16Ugh!
20:18Get to work ASAP!
20:30I'm looking for Leo.
20:34This must be her.
20:36Welcome, Mrs. Carter.
20:40They think I'm Leo's wife.
20:47Don't make a fuss.
20:48Just call me Jennifer.
20:49Jennifer, absolutely, of course.
20:51Was that the new head chef who just walked by?
20:53Indeed.
20:54Funny how life works out that way, isn't it?
20:56You're both similar in age, yet worlds apart in status.
21:00You're the boss's new wife, and she's stuck in the kitchen cooking.
21:08Oh, no comparison whatsoever.
21:11Jennifer, right?
21:15Mr. Carter isn't in today, but we'll ensure top-notch service.
21:19Absolutely.
21:20You and the boss are totally made for each other.
21:22Of course.
21:23I'm the only woman suitable to be Mrs. Carter.
21:36I'm so happy that Leo finally settled down.
21:39Do you think his wife will appreciate these gifts?
21:44Perhaps two more villas, too.
21:48Mr. Carter never mentioned Evelyn.
21:50What if she is simply after his money?
21:55You're right.
21:56Perhaps I should get to know her personally.
22:09Oh my goodness! Are you okay?
22:14I haven't eaten. May I have some soup?
22:16Yeah, of course.
22:17Yeah, come with me.
22:23Order anything you'd like. It's on me.
22:25Thank you. You're so kind.
22:28All happy.
22:30What do you think you're doing?
22:31This is a fine dining restaurant.
22:33You can't bring in homeless people. Get her out now.
22:36No, you can't do this. She needs our help.
22:38That's her problem. This is a restaurant, not a charity.
22:41What kind of standard is this for treating guests?
22:44Every human being deserves the right to a proper meal.
22:47Oh, please. Save your bleeding heart.
22:50Look at the new chef.
22:52Thinking she owns the place?
22:54Bringing in street people?
22:56Our clientele are people of good standing.
22:58Having this vagabond around will just hurt our reputation.
23:01Did you hear that? Hurry up and make her leave.
23:04Her word is law around here.
23:06Hold on. Who's the boss's wife here?
23:08Uh, excuse me? Has age ruined your eyes and ears?
23:11This is our boss's wife, Mrs. Carter.
23:15Oh, Jennifer.
23:17Why are they referring to her as the boss's wife?
23:21I thought Evelyn held that title.
23:26Okay, just because you're the boss's wife, that doesn't mean you get to humiliate people.
23:30We're all equals here.
23:33Equality.
23:34Equality.
23:37As the boss's wife, I am superior to your grubby chef in your dirty street.
23:43Oh, trash.
23:44Oh, did you hear that, Evelyn? Or do you want to join this piece of trash out on the street?
23:49So these are the employees at my grandson's restaurant? Their behavior is disgraceful.
23:55What? Grandma's at the restaurant?
23:59Yes. Mrs. Carter somehow discovered Miss Taylor's new position as head chef and, well, she wanted to see for herself.
24:06Evelyn, please don't slip up in front of my grandmother.
24:11This woman just wants some food. She won't disturb anyone.
24:14Her mere presence spreads the stench of poverty. Who would like to dine with her around?
24:20Remove this beggar at once or consider yourself terminated.
24:22Garbage chef and homeless trash. You two deserve each other.
24:28Okay, this is outrageous. With staff like you, this restaurant is doomed.
24:32I'll make sure headquarters knows exactly what happened here.
24:35Report us? You insignificant nothing. You're fired.
24:41You're the one that needs to be fired.
24:43Fire me?
24:48It's rich coming from someone who looks like they sleep in a cardboard box.
24:53Maybe she bumped her head and thought she was the CEO's granny. Oh, poor thing.
24:58You seriously don't know who Jennifer is to the owner? And you're trying to fire her? That's comedy gold.
25:04Her wiring is, uh, clearly fried.
25:07Broke and insane. Now that's hilarious.
25:09That's enough! I'm taking you somewhere decent.
25:12Awesome! Hit the streets together. Maybe you'll gather up enough change for a hot dog.
25:17Yum yum yum! They should all leave.
25:19You stubborn hag! Get them out of here, now!
25:22How dare you touch me? The audacity!
25:29You lunatic! You just assaulted him!
25:32Forget leaving. You're going straight to prison.
25:35Don't twist this. You attacked us first.
25:37Precisely. You people are a complete embarrassment to this company.
25:46You needed a reality check.
25:48What the hell, you psycho bitch!
25:50Stop it!
25:52Stop!
26:02Leo, this psycho grandma is terrorizing your restaurant. Call the police now.
26:08Yes, that's right. Street trash has no place in this restaurant.
26:12Does everyone here feel the same way?
26:14Oh, Mr. Carter, don't you worry. I'll remove these people at once.
26:16Shut up! There will be zero discrimination in any Carter establishment.
26:22You are done here. Evelyn is in charge from now on.
26:26Hold on. Leo owns this place?
26:29Mr. Carter, I was just following Mrs. Carter's words. You know, your wife.
26:32She's my wife.
26:33She's my wife. Wow, that is news to me. Get this straight, everyone. Evelyn is my wife.
26:43She, she, she, she, she's your wife?
26:46Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up. You lied to us?
26:52I didn't say anything. You jumped to conclusions.
26:54Yeah, but you never denied it. Not even once.
26:56We are so bad, we just insulted the real Mrs. Carter.
27:00Everyone apologize to her. Now.
27:03We are so sorry. So sorry.
27:06Leo, you want me to apologize to street trash? That's humiliating!
27:10Throw her out. You are banned from this restaurant. Come on.
27:14Leo. It's fine.
27:15You can't do this to me!
27:17Come on, let's go.
27:23Grandma, are you okay?
27:26Grandma?
27:32I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were Leo's grandmother.
27:36Evelyn, you really are a lovely young woman and you suit Leo well.
27:43Hmm.
27:44I'm gonna have Nick drive me home.
27:46Then I'm gonna grab a few things and I'm gonna stay at your place for a bit.
27:50Grandma, that's not, uh, that's not necessary.
27:56We're screwed. She's totally gonna find out about her big marriage.
28:00Get it together, Evelyn. We need to get home and get ready now.
28:03Bye.
28:10Oh, uh, ma'am, you should probably keep your seatbelt on.
28:13Are those two just playing house for my sake?
28:16Uh, Miss Carter, what would give you that idea?
28:19Their interactions seem rehearsed.
28:22Impossible. I mean, these two are head over heels for each other.
28:26Is that so?
28:28Absolutely. A hundred percent.
28:29I mean, they are amazing together. I mean, I have a front row seat.
28:33Well, I really like Evelyn.
28:36I really think that she's what Leo needs to find real happiness.
28:41Boss, for the love of God, don't you and Miss Taylor screw this up.
28:50Hurry! Grandma's almost here.
28:52She's not gonna barge in my bedroom.
28:56Oh my God, could you please put something on?
29:06Great. Now it looks like a real couple's bedroom.
29:09After a tornado?
29:11Oh.
29:22So how did you two find each other?
29:30We met at a bar.
29:31At a restaurant?
29:34One of those bar-restaurant combos, you know?
29:39Oh, yes. And, um, how long have you been together?
29:44Three months?
29:45Is that half a year?
29:51Your answers?
29:54What we mean is, we met six months ago, but we became a couple three months ago.
30:01Yeah.
30:03Actually, I've had a crush on her for a very long time.
30:06Hmm.
30:14Evelyn fell asleep in my guest room, so I thought I'd return her to you.
30:28What's going on?
30:30You heard her. I fell asleep in the wrong bedroom.
30:33You make a habit of ending up in the wrong room, don't you?
30:36I know. I know. My fault.
30:38I will sleep on the floor.
30:40Happy?
30:48I wondered if you wanted some warm milk before bed, but I'll let you be.
31:01Sure.
31:03Don't move.
31:05Don't move.
31:09Almost.
31:18You know, your heart's racing.
31:25Grandma might pop in at any second, sleeping separately would blow her cover immediately.
31:30Are you sure?
31:31Lux!
31:36I won't try anything.
31:38Yeah, like I was worried about that.
31:47Got it?
31:48Got it.
32:01You like what you feel?
32:19I...
32:21What are you doing?
32:22What are you doing?
32:30Don't you want this?
32:32Evelyn.
32:34Evelyn.
32:35Evelyn.
32:36Evelyn.
32:37Evelyn.
32:38Evelyn.
32:48Evelyn.
32:50You really shouldn't be, Evelyn.
32:51Evelyn, wake up.
32:53I gotta go.
32:54I'm gonna go.
32:59I'm dead.
33:03Dear God. Why would I dream something like that?
33:06Sorry. So sorry. I had a nightmare. A horrible one. I was-
33:11A nightmare with drool.
33:14Stop messing with me.
33:16Let's call it even for the slap.
33:18What were you dreaming about exactly? You nearly suffocated me.
33:21I dreamed you were stripping and tempting me. Not exactly conversation material.
33:26I was dreaming about an excellent cuisine.
33:33So not a nightmare. Unless you thought you were a vampire.
33:39I did that? That's really bad.
33:42Look, I have work later. How am I supposed to show up like this?
33:45I could give you a scarf.
33:46I don't wear scarves.
33:47What about some makeup? I have a really good concealer.
33:49I think that would be uncomfortable.
33:51You're impossible. Figure it out yourself.
33:54Are you sure about that?
33:56Bite me.
33:59Sure.
34:07Wait, wait, wait. I thought-
34:09I thought this was just a business deal.
34:11Business deal.
34:12Come on, don't you want this?
34:25Are you up?
34:26Breakfast is ready.
34:27Breakfast is ready.
34:34What is wrong with me?
34:48Where are you going at this hour?
34:49Evelyn's still not home and it's getting late.
34:54I'm just going to pick her up.
34:57So when did you become so thoughtful?
35:00She's my wife. I should take care of her, right?
35:04Well, keep telling yourself that.
35:06But those heart eyes aren't fooling anyone.
35:10Am I actually in love with her?
35:13What the hell?
35:14Oh, look at this.
35:15Oh, the untouchable new chef knows fear after all.
35:18Are you insane?
35:19You ruined me!
35:21I lost my job because of you.
35:26And now I can't get work anywhere.
35:29So it is time for some payback.
35:31Don't you think?
35:33No, let me go.
35:35Please!
35:37What?
35:39What?
35:40What?
35:41I don't want to stop it.
35:42What?
35:44What?
35:45What are you doing?
35:46I don't want to stop that.
35:47I know what you're doing.
35:48Please! Help! Help!
35:50No one is coming for you in this hour!
36:02You got a death wish?
36:08Stop! He's not worth it!
36:14You hurt your hand.
36:16Get anywhere near Evelyn again.
36:18I'll make sure you vanish for good.
36:21Come on. Let's get inside.
36:28It's nothing. I'm fine.
36:30No. Sit.
36:32Down.
36:40What?
36:42Nothing. You just look stunning right now.
36:46I'm so sorry. I'll be gentle.
36:54There. All done.
37:04What?
37:08Evelyn.
37:10I want to end our arrangement.
37:12I want to end our arrangement.
37:14I want to end our arrangement.
37:16I want to end on it.
37:18I can't garden.
37:20What?
37:22And I think we can do, because of the book.
37:24The book is called the book.
37:26It's a book.
37:28It's a book.
37:30It's a book.
37:32It's a book.
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