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00:00:00Oh my god, Henley. Oh god. Oh my god. You're covered in coffee. Oh yeah, of course. I came as soon as I got mom's message. What happened? I skipped breakfast and fainted on the track. It's no big deal. You had me so worried. It'd take more than an empty stomach to kill me off.
00:00:25You're right. You know what? Let me go grab you some food. Okay? I'm afraid it's such a situation. Mom? I'm sorry. The doctor has some bad news. What? I'm sorry. Your sister has leukemia. Our insurance has expired. There's no way we can pay for her treatment. Don't worry. I'll figure something out. You just go and look after Henley for a moment, okay? Okay.
00:00:54Okay? Oh my god. What am I going to do? I'm only on minimum wage. There are other ways to pay. Tell me. Are you single? What? What's that got to do with anything? It might just save your sister's life.
00:01:16It allocks mail order. Ride service.
00:01:39Hello?
00:01:40You got your best dress, Harry Douglas. We found you a bidder.
00:01:46Come on now.
00:01:48You got your best, Harry Douglas. We found you a bidder.
00:01:49You got your best dress, Harry Peter, you got dating.
00:01:50Wooç§ hitchhika return.
00:01:56Forever you had to keep on her, Luca.
00:02:03During a build-on.
00:02:05radicals share.
00:02:12You got your best.
00:02:14Your Royal Highness, Princess Dima has arrived.
00:02:24Excellent. We can finally confirm our engagement.
00:02:27The thing is, we're not exactly sure where in the castle she is.
00:02:30She was last seen speaking to your cousin.
00:02:33Marcus is here.
00:02:34We'll find him before he starts any trouble.
00:02:36No need. I know exactly where he'll be.
00:02:44Dima!
00:02:50Edward!
00:02:53I'm sorry, my love. I don't know what came over me.
00:02:56I do.
00:02:58She wanted a taste of the true heir to the throne.
00:03:02Your Majesty, please.
00:03:05No.
00:03:14If either of you step foot in this palace again, I will have you both executed for treating.
00:03:24Now get out.
00:03:28I guess there won't be a royal wedding after all.
00:03:30It took years to arrange your marriage to Princess Dima.
00:03:45And now you're throwing our new alliance with Lathina away?
00:03:49I wasn't the one fucking someone else on the throne.
00:03:51You watch your language, boy.
00:03:53She was having sex with cousin Marcus on our seat of power.
00:03:57The one he craves for himself.
00:04:00Surely you can't expect me to still marry her.
00:04:03I'll travel to Lathina and clear up your mess.
00:04:07But there will be a royal wedding.
00:04:10You are to find a new bride worthy of this crown.
00:04:44Harry Douglas spread your arms please um we agreed that our first date wouldn't be physical but
00:04:54is that really necessary your bag please you're not my date are you
00:05:01I shouldn't have signed up for this no I'm sorry I think I'm just gonna go
00:05:07your highness
00:05:09his royal highness prince edward piercement of austral at your service
00:05:27r.e. douglas of queens
00:05:29not a bad start this is a joke right I mean why would a prince need a mail order bride
00:05:37have I read your profile you're smart beautiful talented you're hiding something
00:05:45you don't want money you need it you don't know anything about me precisely so you're
00:05:53going to change that or should I just assume that you are a gold digger like all the rest
00:05:56you have a great day your highness
00:06:03back to the airport sir
00:06:11no follow her
00:06:19how are you feeling today why do people keep treating me like I'm dying we're just worried
00:06:29what's wrong I think I'm hallucinating what isn't that prince edward oh what the hell are you doing
00:06:41here Ari you're speaking to literal royalty yeah it's all right we bumped into each other as I told
00:06:48the hospital and I was a little rude I apologize miss Douglas could I have a word outside
00:07:03you're doing this for your sister well done gold star for the prince if you marry me I will pay for her whole treatment
00:07:11I will pay for her whole treatment anything she needs wait you're serious yes but if you'll permit me there is one last thing I must test
00:07:24what now
00:07:43Australian tradition dictates that you mustn't see each other again until your wedding day
00:08:08what so he just kissed me and left
00:08:10I'm to escort you to Australia as soon as you're done here but I must gas you to keep the engagement a secret
00:08:15why
00:08:15every move a royal mech is in the spotlight
00:08:18and it's just one of the many things you're going to have to get used to
00:08:21and fast
00:08:22your new life
00:08:24starts now
00:08:26ma'am
00:08:38this is prince edward's younger brother prince zivir
00:08:41oh hi um greetings your royal highness
00:08:46my god
00:09:03did they even teach you how to curtsy
00:09:06god I'm sorry
00:09:14although that really was the worst curtsy I think I've ever seen
00:09:20so you're the famous Harry Douglas I've heard so much about
00:09:24I'm edward's younger
00:09:26funnier more handsome
00:09:28more charismatic little brother
00:09:30sorry you ended up with the dad
00:09:33but um
00:09:33hey we still have time to fall in love
00:09:37run away before the wedding
00:09:38come with me
00:09:40this is our little fixer-upper
00:09:48your room is round about the 312th on the left
00:09:53I imagine you want to settle in and rest
00:09:56but
00:09:57already late for our first appointment
00:10:02would you want to settle in a moment
00:10:17From rags to riches, let's make you a princess.
00:10:47Yes, queen.
00:11:02Or should I say, yes, future queen.
00:11:06I've never seen myself like this.
00:11:08Let's drop those heels.
00:11:17I don't know if everyone would find a savage.
00:11:24Isn't it Kofias?
00:11:25She's a whore.
00:11:26He must have fallen in love with her almost between her legs.
00:11:30She'll be gone as soon as he gets bored of fucking a present.
00:11:41Go away.
00:11:50So this is true.
00:11:53Who are you?
00:11:54Your predecessor.
00:12:01You have a very pretty face.
00:12:04If you want to keep it that way, leave while you still can.
00:12:08Is that a threat?
00:12:10No, no, it's a warning.
00:12:12Edward is not the man he makes out to be.
00:12:16And trust me, my darling, you weren't the first one to fall for his trap.
00:12:30Harry?
00:12:35Harry, you're not leaving, are you?
00:12:40Harry?
00:12:44Harry, I've been transferred to the best cancer hospital in Manhattan.
00:13:05My treatment's being paid for by some anonymous donor.
00:13:08That's great, Hen.
00:13:09I feel like I can finally breathe again.
00:13:12Harry.
00:13:13Oh, gotta go.
00:13:14Dog's here.
00:13:15Love you.
00:13:16Love you.
00:13:17Harry?
00:13:18Harry?
00:13:19It's your big day.
00:13:20Okay.
00:13:21Let's get this over with.
00:13:35You look radiant.
00:13:37I'm sorry.
00:13:38It's not the royal wedding you might have expected.
00:13:44My father is-
00:13:45I'm just doing this for Henley.
00:13:46Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join this man and this woman in holy matrimony.
00:13:51Prince Edward, your vows.
00:13:52Prince Edward, your vows.
00:13:53Ahri, though it was circumstance that brought us together.
00:13:54You look radiant.
00:13:56You look radiant.
00:13:58You look radiant.
00:14:00I'm sorry.
00:14:01It's not the royal wedding you might have expected.
00:14:04My father is-
00:14:05I'm just doing this for Henley.
00:14:07Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join this man and this woman in holy matrimony.
00:14:13Prince Edward, your vows.
00:14:14Ahri, though it was circumstance that brought us together, it is love that will bind us.
00:14:26With this ring, I commit to you my heart, my spirit, and my soul.
00:14:33Let us share our lives until they are well spent and spend them well together.
00:14:42Do you, Edward, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
00:14:46I do.
00:14:47And do you, Ariana, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?
00:14:57I do.
00:14:59And I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:15:03You may kiss the bride.
00:15:06Arrest that man!
00:15:08What's the meaning of this?
00:15:09You know exactly what you did, you bastard.
00:15:10Explain yourself.
00:15:11Last night, Prince Edward here decided to pay a little visit to my beloved fiancé.
00:15:13What fiancé?
00:15:14Princess Dima.
00:15:15Princess Dima.
00:15:16I only went there to retrieve the royal wedding ring.
00:15:18And this is what he did to me when I refused to give it to him.
00:15:21That is a lie.
00:15:22Take him away.
00:15:23You don't believe them, do you, Ari?
00:15:25Ari?
00:15:26Ari?
00:15:27Ari?
00:15:28Ari?
00:15:29Ari?
00:15:30I don't believe them.
00:15:31You don't believe them, do you, Ari?
00:15:32I only went there to retrieve the royal wedding ring.
00:15:42And this is what he did to me when I refused to give it to him.
00:15:45That is a lie. Take him away.
00:15:48You don't believe them, do you, Ari?
00:15:52Ari? Ari?
00:15:56Ari!
00:15:58Ari!
00:16:02Comfortable, cousin?
00:16:08You scoundrel!
00:16:10It was you that put those brutus on Dima.
00:16:14What do you care?
00:16:16Besides, you've got your American Barbie princess now anyway.
00:16:20What happened to you?
00:16:22We used to be like brothers.
00:16:24If we were brothers, then there wouldn't be a problem.
00:16:26I'd already have the crown.
00:16:29That's what this is about.
00:16:30You discredited me in order to steal my birthright.
00:16:33It's just as much my birthright as it is yours.
00:16:36My father should have fought for what was rightfully his.
00:16:39He was the younger twin!
00:16:40By what? Twelve minutes, was it?
00:16:43Your father was only given the airship because he was the favourite son.
00:16:47And you are willing to destroy our family over such nonsense?
00:16:52I am.
00:16:55But it doesn't have to go that way, cousin.
00:16:58Simply relinquish your claim to the throne to me, and I'll drop the charges.
00:17:03They won't stand anyway.
00:17:05Oh, they will.
00:17:07I have every High Court judge in my back pocket.
00:17:11If you even try and take this to trial, I will ruin you.
00:17:15I have every High Court judge in my back pocket.
00:17:17I have every High Court judge in my back pocket.
00:17:18I have every High Court judge in my back pocket.
00:17:19I have every High Court judge in my back pocket.
00:17:20I have every High Court judge in my back pocket.
00:17:21I have every High Court judge in my back pocket.
00:17:22I have every High Court judge in my back pocket.
00:17:23I have every High Court judge in my back pocket.
00:17:24I have every High Court judge in my back pocket.
00:17:25I have every High Court judge in my back pocket.
00:17:26I have every High Court judge in my back pocket.
00:17:27I have every High Court judge in my back pocket.
00:17:28I have every High Court judge in my back pocket.
00:17:29I have every High Court judge in my back pocket.
00:17:30I have every High Court judge in my back pocket.
00:17:31I have every High Court judge in my back pocket.
00:17:32I have every High Court judge in my back pocket.
00:17:33I've reached the chickens' hens, but it's all out of hens.
00:17:51Leave a message and I'll clock you back.
00:18:03I'll clock you back.
00:18:33That's going to take some getting used to.
00:18:58It's an honor to finally meet you, Your Majesty.
00:19:02I wish I could say the same.
00:19:04It's good that you're here, though.
00:19:07Sign this.
00:19:10An annulment agreement?
00:19:12Well, I presume your ridiculous marriage has not been consummated yet due to my son's situation.
00:19:18Sign the contract and let's end this foolishness.
00:19:21I can't.
00:19:21I can't.
00:19:23You can, and you will.
00:19:27No.
00:19:28Edward promised me that he'd pay for my sister's cancer tuition, and I can't let her down.
00:19:31Well, if it's just the money you're here for, have it.
00:19:36This feels wrong.
00:19:45Either you sign, or we force you to.
00:19:47trust me, we still keep some nasty traditions in this palace.
00:19:53You ask me to find a bride worthy of the crown, so I did.
00:20:16The girls are commoner.
00:20:18No, father.
00:20:20She is my wife.
00:20:21I will not let you change that.
00:20:34I'm so sorry for today.
00:20:36I don't want your apologies.
00:20:39I want the truth.
00:20:42Did you hurt Princess Dima?
00:20:45No.
00:20:48My cousin Marcus is trying to smear my reputation.
00:20:51Why should I believe you?
00:20:54Why do you think you're here, Ari?
00:20:57I don't know.
00:20:58I was supposed to marry Princess Dima for political reasons.
00:21:05When she cheated on me, I made a vow to only marry the person that I wanted.
00:21:09And then I found you.
00:21:12We barely know each other.
00:21:13Then give me a chance.
00:21:16I saw how you would go to any length to save your sister.
00:21:20And it resonated with me because...
00:21:23I lost my mother to cancer.
00:21:28Oh, Edward.
00:21:30Ari, I fell in love with your humanity.
00:21:35And now I'm asking that you trust in mine.
00:21:39I'm innocent.
00:21:42Edward, you're shaking.
00:21:44You're shaking.
00:21:58I never kissed the bride.
00:22:04It's still our wedding day for another five minutes.
00:22:06I can't believe you did all of this for me and my family, Edward.
00:22:33I can't wait to tell them that we're married.
00:22:41Mom?
00:22:42Mom?
00:22:45What's wrong?
00:22:49I'm...
00:22:51at least in a coma.
00:22:53So you ran off to get hitched while your sister fights for her life?
00:23:09It wasn't like that.
00:23:11What big shiny rings suggest otherwise?
00:23:15Edward is paying for him, these treatments.
00:23:17He's the reason that she's in this hospital.
00:23:19Why?
00:23:20What does he get out of it?
00:23:23Me.
00:23:25You sold yourself to him?
00:23:28Is that what you're telling me?
00:23:30Friendly, Mom.
00:23:32Friendly.
00:23:33This is Dr. Mortimer, my private physician.
00:23:43I recommend we perform a stem cell transplant right away.
00:23:47It's risky, but it could save Henley's life.
00:23:51Ari, your medical record shows you could be an ideal donor.
00:23:55Just show me where to sign, Doc.
00:23:56I don't even know this person.
00:23:58She could be a quack.
00:23:59If Edward trusts him, then so do I.
00:24:01We will get both of you prepped for surgery immediately.
00:24:20Mom.
00:24:21Oh, sweetheart, here.
00:24:23Have some water.
00:24:23Okay.
00:24:27He hasn't left your side.
00:24:28I'm so sorry about before.
00:24:33I was just struggling so much without you here.
00:24:36Henley.
00:24:37She's still sleeping.
00:24:39But the surgery was a success.
00:24:43I can't believe what you did for your sister.
00:24:46Selling yourself to this man.
00:24:50What they're saying about him in the papers.
00:24:53He's all lies, Mom.
00:24:55Mom, someone's trying to get him.
00:24:59Doctor.
00:25:01Ari's awake.
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00:25:53I'm not your pal.
00:26:00That wasn't very nice.
00:26:02Field trip's over.
00:26:04We need to get you and the princess to a safe house.
00:26:06Now.
00:26:23How are you feeling now?
00:26:31Who the hell were they, Edward?
00:26:34They must have been sent by Marcus.
00:26:36He wants the throne that badly that he'd try and kill his own cousin.
00:26:40Try to put it out your mind.
00:26:42I can't.
00:26:44I can't stop thinking about how close I came to losing you.
00:26:48I nearly lost you.
00:26:50You would have sacrificed yourself to save me.
00:26:55Why?
00:26:57You know why?
00:27:00Say it, Laurie.
00:27:04Say it.
00:27:06Because I love you, Edward.
00:27:11And I can't let you go.
00:27:20What?
00:27:21I can't let you face it and look inside.
00:27:23That's how many people are.
00:27:24That's how many people are working inside.
00:27:25That's how you got back into school.
00:27:26That's how many people are aware of life.
00:27:27You know, all for friends and ë needing.
00:27:28And so I gotta to pytanie.
00:27:30There's a deber to ruin with him.
00:27:35You ret informing me equipment for
00:27:44wyvernya'e
00:27:45You're no longer ever connecting with me instead of taking off a world into shape.
00:27:46I'm sorry did I wake you oh wow again yeah well I was gonna take us to breakfast
00:28:16but we're not allowed to leave
00:28:17Percy so much for this being a safe room sorry your highnesses but we need to get you back
00:28:29to Australia right away but I wanted to see Henley first yes and I wanted to get some answers from
00:28:35the assassin well that could be difficult he's just been murdered in a cell someone didn't want
00:28:39him to talk Marcus I know it's not the perfect honeymoon but we used to spend every Christmas
00:28:58at Oakwell when I was a boy it was my mother's favorite place can I help you sir I'm here to
00:29:15escort Prince Edward and princess are on their honeymoon Prince Edward is welcome the lady is
00:29:21not excuse me Kings orders your highness he doesn't recognize her as a member of the royal family
00:29:28how dare you question my wife to just missy I'll have you discharged I'll deal with this
00:29:37let us through that that's an order your order doesn't outrank the Kings actually in matters of
00:29:48security it does there's currently a threat on the lives of both the prince and the princess
00:29:52do you want their deaths on your conscience
00:29:55easy I'm sorry my love this is outrageous oh believe me this is not my first traffic fight
00:30:08let me show you how we resolve things the American way
00:30:11well you've been about as useful as a screen door in a submarine kit
00:30:30you know I like this better than the palace it feels more I don't know
00:30:54like home yeah if your home has 23 bathrooms 30,000 acres and a dozen horses then sure
00:31:01oh you'll love this every Christmas we used to put a plane for the adults
00:31:10oh are we Peter Pan one year and here is my costume from the nutcracker
00:31:18oh Prince Charming at your service mille oh my hero
00:31:30it suits you well maybe our kids will wear these one day good practice for the real thing
00:31:43ah another family tradition my first kill in fact
00:31:53wait you killed the stag
00:31:57Edward that's horrible
00:32:00Edward that's horrible
00:32:03well no it's heritage there are mounts here dating back to the 18th century
00:32:11oh really and did they use a guillotine to chop off their heads
00:32:14you're being ridiculous
00:32:18me I find it ridiculous no barbaric that you could butcher one of these creatures for sport
00:32:23no we don't butcher them we have the utmost respect for our game
00:32:28your game your game if you had respect for your game you wouldn't call it your game
00:32:35god how could it be so wrong about you
00:32:37what does that mean
00:32:39you're just like one of them
00:32:41a little snob with a big gun
00:32:43you're judging me because of my class
00:32:47yes
00:32:48killing things to impress people
00:32:50it's horrible
00:32:51beg your pardon
00:32:52not now Percy
00:32:53not now Percy
00:32:54apologies your highnesses
00:32:56but I think you're gonna want to see this
00:32:58how are you feeling now your highness
00:33:02see for yourself
00:33:04Edward has to face justice
00:33:12we can't be ruled by a criminal
00:33:15the prince is innocent until proven guilty
00:33:18and he'll have his day in court
00:33:21there is something else you should know about him
00:33:24darling
00:33:25he called off our wedding
00:33:28so that he could marry an American prostitute named Harry Douglas
00:33:33how dare they
00:33:34these people are not fit to wear the crown
00:33:38we'd make a better king and queen than my cousin Edward and his yank whore
00:33:43a persuasive argument
00:33:45let's hope the public disagrees
00:33:47you've not only brought this family into disrepute Edward
00:33:55but the crown itself
00:33:57you really believe the accusations
00:34:00will they tally with your reckless decision to marry this commoner
00:34:03I'll give you one last chance to end this farce
00:34:07sign the annulment and we'll deny everything to the press
00:34:11no
00:34:15Arya is my wife
00:34:18now and forever
00:34:20so be it
00:34:23your marriage stands
00:34:25you honor me father
00:34:27I'm not only father to you
00:34:29I'm father to this nation
00:34:31and I will not have you jeopardize the crown
00:34:34Xavier
00:34:36you shall be my successor
00:34:39and the new crown prince of Estria
00:34:42you can't do that
00:34:47it goes against convention
00:34:49but these are unconventional times
00:34:51no you can't
00:34:53do that because I don't want it
00:34:55it's not about what you want
00:34:57we're at war with your cousin
00:34:59and maybe with Latina soon too
00:35:01we need a show of strength
00:35:04giving in to Marcus's games
00:35:05that's a show of strength
00:35:07it wipes the slate clean
00:35:10Xavier will be the new face of the monarchy
00:35:13you'll marry a woman of stature
00:35:16and sire and heir
00:35:18are you blind?
00:35:26do you just ignore what's right in front of you?
00:35:29what are you talking about now?
00:35:31I won't marry
00:35:32I won't have an heir
00:35:35and I won't be king
00:35:37because I'm gay
00:35:40the monarchy is above sexuality
00:35:45Xavier
00:35:46it's your crown too tight around the cranium
00:35:49I'd rather announce all my titles
00:35:52than continue living this lie
00:35:53what have I done to deserve these boys?
00:35:57you know that's a good question
00:35:59you have two incredible brave sons
00:36:02but you didn't do anything to deserve them
00:36:05I'm warning you
00:36:06father
00:36:06honestly it's okay
00:36:08I've got this
00:36:09you think I'm scared of you Maxwell?
00:36:12I'm not
00:36:13I'm just so disappointed
00:36:15you see I never met my dad
00:36:17and when we first met
00:36:19I thought I would finally feel
00:36:21what it's like to have a real father
00:36:23and now honestly I'm
00:36:25I'm
00:36:27I wish I'd never found out
00:36:29you say you're father to the nation
00:36:32you're not even a good father
00:36:34father to your own sons
00:36:35thank you
00:36:46what's this?
00:36:57oh that's black pudding
00:36:58It's made from blood
00:37:01You don't have to eat it
00:37:04No, no, it's fine, I'll try it
00:37:07Actually, I wanted to apologize for yesterday about the stag thing
00:37:13After our argument with your dad, I kind of, I realized how different our upbringings were
00:37:19It wasn't fair to judge you for that
00:37:24I appreciate that
00:37:25And, um, what you said to him too
00:37:29Morning
00:37:41Morning
00:37:41The king has arranged for Princess Ari to make her first public appearance
00:37:48What?
00:37:49He said, and I quote, um, put that girl on TV, she's got some fire in her belly
00:37:54He thinks we can beat Marcus by winning over the people
00:37:58Well, that is great news
00:38:00He did have one stipulation
00:38:02You're to return to the palace, ma'am, for lessons in etiquette
00:38:06And he'll be your personal tutor
00:38:09Princess Arianna
00:38:22Forgive me
00:38:27My behavior has been unbecoming
00:38:33Yeah, I don't really know what that means, but, um, apologies accepted
00:38:38Estrians respect their kings, but they love their queens
00:38:42So, we have to work on your decorum
00:38:45Thankfully, you'll be learning from the best
00:38:48That's not a very decorum-y thing to say, your majesty
00:38:51The word you're looking for is decorous
00:38:53And I'm not talking about myself
00:38:55I'm talking about your mother-in-law
00:38:58Christmas is a time of joy
00:39:06Notice her posture
00:39:08And of her
00:39:09Her poise
00:39:10Her street
00:39:11As though you have an iron rod
00:39:13Across the street
00:39:14To everyone watching
00:39:16This is your etiquette lesson, not mine
00:39:17Repeat after
00:39:19My husband and I
00:39:20My husband and I
00:39:22Would like to wish you a very merry Christmas
00:39:25Well, you said all the words in the right order
00:39:29What was she like?
00:39:34A lot like you
00:39:35She had a very kind way with people
00:39:38Her charity work was her life
00:39:40Boys were devastated to lose her
00:39:43And you?
00:39:49It's never been the same without her
00:39:53She's an inspiration?
00:40:01Yes
00:40:01Our next queen has a lot to live up to
00:40:04Good evening
00:40:10Tonight I'm joined by Prince Edward's new bride
00:40:13Princess Ariana
00:40:14Welcome, Your Royal Highness
00:40:15Good evening
00:40:17Esther was shocked to learn about your recent marriage
00:40:21Could you tell us more about how you met Prince Edward?
00:40:24We met in my hometown of Queens
00:40:26Edward found that very, um, serendipitous
00:40:28Princess Dima alerted that you were working as a prostitute there
00:40:33No, that is not true
00:40:34So you are calling your fellow princess a liar?
00:40:37She was misinformed
00:40:39To be clear, did Prince Edward ever paid you for his services?
00:40:44No, not in that way
00:40:45So he has paid you?
00:40:46I'd rather not discuss
00:40:47Ma'am, the public has a right to know who their new princess really is
00:40:52So, I would ask you again
00:40:54Did Prince Edward ever pay you for his services?
00:40:57All right, yes, he paid for me
00:41:16I was his mail order bride
00:41:18And maybe that's just as much as scandal
00:41:20But marrying Prince Edward is the best thing that I have ever done
00:41:23My sister was fighting cancer
00:41:29And I needed the money to save her
00:41:31And he gave me that
00:41:32But he gave me so much more
00:41:35I'm not talking about the crown
00:41:37Or the castles
00:41:39I'm talking about his love
00:41:41And his kindness
00:41:42And his respect
00:41:43And yes, I am calling Princess Demer a liar
00:41:49I don't know why she wants to ruin us
00:41:51Maybe she's bitter
00:41:52Because Edward didn't forgive her
00:41:54After she was caught cheating on him with Prince Marcus
00:41:57You can ask her about that
00:41:59But what I do know
00:42:01Is Edward is a good man
00:42:03And yes, this started out as a transaction for sure
00:42:06I needed the money to save my sister
00:42:09And he needed to be saved
00:42:10From marrying a woman that he didn't love
00:42:13But now my sister is getting better
00:42:15And Edward has a wife who couldn't love him more
00:42:19It's about time you started fighting back
00:42:34Nice performance
00:42:37Really appealing to the old heartstrings
00:42:40It wasn't a performance
00:42:41It's always a performance, Princess
00:42:44Only the people, they don't want love stories
00:42:47They want dirt
00:42:49That's why I'll win
00:42:50Because I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty
00:42:53As we discovered in New York
00:42:55Are you referring to the assassination attempt?
00:42:59In fact, I'm the only reason you're still breathing
00:43:02What?
00:43:06It was Athena who wanted you dead
00:43:07But I convinced King Aithen to
00:43:10Hold off
00:43:12For now
00:43:13See, he's willing to let you live so long as you
00:43:17Give my airship to you
00:43:19Clever boy
00:43:21Make all the threats you want
00:43:24I will prove my innocence in court
00:43:27Oh, even if you are somehow able to convince my judge
00:43:32That Dema's the one lying
00:43:34You won't convince her father
00:43:36If you're found not guilty
00:43:39He'll simply declare war
00:43:40You just can't win
00:43:43Your Highness
00:43:44We're getting record engagements on our socials
00:43:47People are going crazy for their new princess
00:43:49Maybe they do want love stories after all
00:43:54Oh, here's a good one
00:44:04Starting a petition to rename Princess Harry the Queen of Spades
00:44:08Because she just buried Princess Dema live on TV
00:44:11Princess Harry is the best American import since
00:44:16Fried chicken waffles
00:44:18God, you don't actually eat that, do you?
00:44:22Um, your brother literally made me try a sausage made of blood
00:44:25Fair
00:44:26Your wife's a sensation in the nation
00:44:36Father's etiquette lesson's clearly paid off
00:44:39Speaking of, listen to this
00:44:43Princess Harry should give this year's Christmas speech
00:44:46King Maxwell's are as dry as my husband's turkey dinner
00:44:49Yes, I saw that one
00:44:51In fact, you gave me an idea
00:44:56Ma'am, we're ready for you
00:45:00Ready for what?
00:45:07Whenever you're ready, Your Highness
00:45:08My fellow Estrians
00:45:11You know, that feels pretty strange to say
00:45:14I'm sure you're used to spending your Christmases with King Maxwell
00:45:18But, surprise, you've got me this year
00:45:22You know, my own Christmases are usually spent with my family
00:45:25My sister, my mom, and me
00:45:28And yet here I am giving a speech to all of you
00:45:32But it still feels the same
00:45:35It feels like family
00:45:37Because you have opened your hearts to me
00:45:40And made me feel at home here
00:45:43So from the bottom of my heart
00:45:45Thank you
00:45:47And Merry Christmas from the palace
00:45:49You were amazing
00:45:55We'll upload it to your new channel tonight
00:45:57I just wish my family was really here
00:46:00Well, I think you'll like your present then
00:46:07Merry Christmas, Harry
00:46:09No, I can't believe you're actually here
00:46:17I can't believe you're here
00:46:19You're a goddamn princess
00:46:20Ari, what you did for me
00:46:23I could never repay you
00:46:26But you're getting better as payment and half
00:46:28Oh, cool
00:46:30I guess you won't be needing your present then
00:46:32To first
00:46:33I wanted to get you something to say thank you
00:46:36It's not quite Crown Jewels level
00:46:38But
00:46:39Thank you, Han
00:46:49Where's your half?
00:46:51I don't need it
00:46:52You already gave me a part of yourself with the transplant
00:46:56And now you'll have a part of me too
00:46:58Ari, I know you did all this for me
00:47:07But are you really happy here?
00:47:11I don't know
00:47:13I guess my life is just really different now
00:47:28Edward
00:47:29Have you heard from your lawyers?
00:47:31They've hired a PI
00:47:32To look into Marcus' bribery of state officials
00:47:35But
00:47:36He's covered his tracks
00:47:38I'm not sure we can beat him
00:47:42Ari, there's a new year's street party tonight
00:47:45We have to go
00:47:46You're not well enough
00:47:47I've been here a whole week
00:47:49And you haven't let me out once
00:47:50I want to go see Estria
00:47:51Yeah, there'll be plenty of time for that when you're better
00:47:54But I feel fine, I promise
00:47:55No, Henley, we're working on a strategy for Edward's trial
00:47:59We really don't have time for this
00:48:00She's been cooped up for months
00:48:07Must have been tough
00:48:09Henley?
00:48:18Henley, look, I'm really sorry
00:48:20We can celebrate here if you like
00:48:22Henley, please, look, I'm sorry
00:48:25Can I come in?
00:48:25Damn it, Henley
00:48:33Hey, have you seen this girl?
00:48:41Oh my god, Princess Ari
00:48:42Please, please, she's missing
00:48:45And she's my sister, so
00:48:46Oh yeah, she's just there doing some shots
00:48:49What?
00:48:50What are you even doing here?
00:48:55Ari, please, enough with the grown-up boys
00:48:58You're still in recovery and you're underage
00:49:00I'm not in this country
00:49:01We're going home
00:49:02Ari, please
00:49:03Just let me have one night
00:49:05I never thought I'd get to see another new year
00:49:08I knew you'd pull the cancer
00:49:10Fine, but no more drinking
00:49:14Love you, sis
00:49:15Five, four, three, two, one
00:49:31Happy New Year!
00:49:32Come on
00:49:45I'm just having some fun
00:49:47Don't you get it?
00:49:48I'm a public figure now
00:49:50I have more important things to worry about than fun
00:49:52Fine
00:49:52Go back to your prince
00:49:54And your palace
00:49:55And your fancy new life
00:49:57I'm sorry that I wanted to spend time with my sister
00:50:00I guess she's just too important for that now
00:50:03It's not what it looks like
00:50:32This creep grabbed me for like half a second before I threw him off
00:50:39I'm surprised anyone had a chance to take a photo
00:50:42Edward
00:50:44Speak to me
00:50:46Even if that is true
00:50:49This is on every front page the day before my trial begins
00:50:53Well, Dean Marcus must be behind it
00:50:56It's another smear campaign
00:50:58It's working
00:51:00This will lose us to country's support just when we need it the most
00:51:04Court is now in session
00:51:26The prosecution may call its first witness
00:51:29Thank you, Your Honor
00:51:31The prosecution calls Captain Harry Percy to the stand
00:51:37Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
00:51:50I do
00:51:50Captain Percy
00:51:55You are Prince Edward's bodyguard
00:51:58Are you not?
00:52:00I am
00:52:00You go everywhere with him, don't you?
00:52:04I do
00:52:05Did you go with him to visit Princess Demo on the night of the assault?
00:52:10I did
00:52:10Captain Percy
00:52:13Did you witness Prince Edward physically attack Princess Demo that night?
00:52:22I did
00:52:23I just don't understand why Percy would lie
00:52:36Yeah, I know
00:52:37It sucks
00:52:38He was really hot
00:52:40I'm really not a mood hen
00:52:42I'm sorry
00:52:43Laurie, I don't know what you want me to say
00:52:46You mean Percy clearly worship you guys
00:52:48I guess that human trash bag Marcus probably got to him the same way he got to the judge
00:52:53Huh
00:52:55What?
00:52:57The bruises
00:52:57We know Edward didn't give them to Demo
00:53:00Sure, it was Marcus
00:53:01Yeah
00:53:02But we always assumed they were working together
00:53:04Right?
00:53:06But what if Marcus was manipulating Demo
00:53:08Forcing her to blame her injuries on Edward
00:53:11Oh my god
00:53:13Hen, I could kiss you right now
00:53:15I need to go in to speak to my fellow princess
00:53:19It's judgment day for Prince Edward
00:53:22And his bodyguard's damning testimony
00:53:24Can prove the deciding factor in the judge's verdict
00:53:27And here she comes, Princess Arie
00:53:30Just listen to those rules
00:53:34She's of course caught up in her own adulty scandal
00:53:38And this could be as well a dark day for the old couple
00:53:41Dima
00:53:47What do you want?
00:53:51It's not too late to stop this
00:53:53Why would I want to do that?
00:53:56Well, I believe it's Prince Marcus who's been hurting you
00:53:58And forced you to blame it on Edward
00:54:00We're facing another beating or worse
00:54:02But it's okay, you don't have to be scared anymore
00:54:04I can make you safe
00:54:06Oh
00:54:07Arie
00:54:09thank you
00:54:13thank you
00:54:17it's the best joke I've ever heard
00:54:27you poor naive girl
00:54:33did you really think my brain dead fiance was behind all this
00:54:36I just made him believe it was all his idea
00:54:40our affair in the throne room
00:54:42bribing the judge
00:54:44I even had to force him to hit me
00:54:46he thinks this whole charade is about winning him the throne
00:54:51and what is it really about
00:54:55bringing down the piercements
00:54:59for generations they've looked down their noses at little Athena
00:55:03we've been invaded and attacked
00:55:06too many times to count
00:55:08and yet
00:55:10my father sent me here to marry your loser prince
00:55:13so I decided to use Marcus to divide the family
00:55:18bring them down from the inside
00:55:20I didn't factor you in of course
00:55:24but clearly I needn't have worried about Edward's dollar store princess
00:55:27you'll soon be forgotten
00:55:30a side note in the downfall of the Estrian royal family
00:55:34oh
00:55:36chop chop
00:55:38time to hear your husband's guilty verdict
00:55:40you won't get away with this
00:55:41oh darling
00:55:43I already have
00:55:44oh here they are
00:55:47princess demon did you know that this conversation with princess Arie
00:55:54was recorded and live streamed on other social media
00:55:57what?
00:55:59who's the naive one now?
00:56:02oh you devious little bitch
00:56:05I learned from the best
00:56:07if you ever threaten my family again
00:56:13I will put you in a box smaller than the cell that you're headed for
00:56:17okay
00:56:18you alright?
00:56:20yes where's Edward?
00:56:22the judge has found him guilty
00:56:24wait
00:56:27I have new evidence that proves that prince Edward is innocent
00:56:31I've already passed my judgment
00:56:34the prince is guilty as charged
00:56:36well your honor
00:56:38I also have evidence that you were bribed into making that verdict
00:56:41how dare you?
00:56:43bailiff
00:56:44stop right there
00:56:46this sham is over
00:56:48you hold no authority here
00:56:51this is the crown court is it not?
00:56:54I am the living embodiment of the crown
00:56:56and I revoke your spurious guilty verdict
00:56:59and I charge you
00:57:01prince Marcus and princess Dema
00:57:04with treason
00:57:05arrest them
00:57:06you saved me again
00:57:28looks like prince Charlie's not the only hero around here
00:57:32come
00:57:38come
00:57:42come
00:57:43you wanted to see us father
00:57:48I owe you an apology Edward
00:57:52you're never capable of such violence
00:57:54you've always been a man of peace
00:57:56and Larry
00:57:57you share the same compassion and charisma
00:58:01as Edward's mother had in spades
00:58:03you'll make a great queen
00:58:05thank you father
00:58:08of course we do still have to work on the decorum
00:58:11we have plenty of time for that pops
00:58:12actually
00:58:15the public are thirsty for new blood
00:58:18and
00:58:18well I'm ready for a rest
00:58:21so I've decided to abdicate the throne to you two young upstarts
00:58:25good luck
00:58:27your royal highness
00:58:45we're going to new york percy
00:58:47and we need protection
00:58:48I might let you down
00:58:51forget about it
00:58:52you were looking out for your family and I get that
00:58:54so shave that stubble soldier
00:58:57we got a plane to catch
00:58:58yes ma'am
00:59:01good morning
00:59:08we're very happy to
00:59:09sorry
00:59:11we're very happy to welcome you all here today
00:59:15as you know
00:59:16my sister recently beat cancer
00:59:18it was a hard battle
00:59:23and to pay for it
00:59:24I became a princess
00:59:25but that's not really an option for most people
00:59:29so
00:59:31that's why we've opened Henley's house
00:59:34a place where cancer patients can get free support throughout their treatment
00:59:38so
00:59:42please welcome
00:59:44the woman of the hour
00:59:45Henley Douglas
00:59:46I now declare
00:59:49Henley's house
00:59:51open
00:59:52well I can't believe you made yourself first patient of Henley's house
01:00:01oh god
01:00:02I can't go through this again
01:00:05but your belly aching mom
01:00:06not every belly ache is a tumor
01:00:08do you ever feel like you liked her better when she was in a coma
01:00:11well
01:00:14something did come up on this test results folks
01:00:17it's cancer
01:00:18we're cursed
01:00:20no it's not cancer
01:00:22kidney stones
01:00:23liver disease
01:00:24what
01:00:25you're having a royal baby Ari
01:00:27oh my goodness
01:00:29our lives are about to change forever
01:00:45in more ways than you know
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