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00:00Distant.
00:08But by then, I had no idea how dangerous dreams could be,
00:12and how badly people could get hurt.
00:15It all started when I got an early birthday present for my parents.
00:21Happy birthday to my dearest daughter.
00:24I thought I was only one month away from turning 18.
00:30Lose my big card.
00:39If you want it, you're gonna have to make it happen.
00:42Stop being such a pussy and go...
00:49Go for it.
00:55Dora...
00:57I'm just a little busy.
01:00Oh my god!
01:05What did she just say?
01:07She's a virgin. L-M-A-O.
01:09A pleading little virgin.
01:12Oh, don't let me stop you, Dora.
01:15Honey, something in the toilet made me think of you?
01:19Wait...
01:20It...
01:21It...
01:25Women have a choice for her.
01:26They can be appealing, or they can be you.
01:33I like this cardigan.
01:36Leo's hot.
01:38You're not.
01:39Leo's rich, poor.
01:41You're a whore.
01:42We're in, you're out.
01:43Repeat that to yourself when you go in and grind.
01:45Mindy.
01:47Know your place, nerd.
01:48You could just, uh, finish off with some tears for my followers.
01:57What the hell?
01:58I'm not expecting money from anyone, especially this much.
02:13Uh...
02:23Did your towel just fall?
02:27What?
02:30Oh, come-
02:31Come on, I know you're in there, virgin.
02:33I can smell library dust and eyeglass cleaner.
02:44No virgins here.
02:46But you already knew that, right?
02:55Big time.
02:57No way.
02:58Guys like you only want one thing.
03:01Such as?
03:03Help passing math.
03:06Listen, I've got a really weird text situation, and I know you're good with that kind of stuff.
03:10But it's gotta be kept real secret.
03:12If you got a virus from a porn site, that's your own problem.
03:16No, no. Some stranger's putting money into my account.
03:19That also sounds super dodgy.
03:22What if we did a deal?
03:25You helped me, and I helped.
03:27Your fifth base in no time.
03:29It's a sexual reference.
03:32For you.
03:35Okay, so...
03:37You can teach me how to flirt, and...
03:39You know...
03:41Do things.
03:43I just wanna know what Leo will expect.
03:46Stuff.
03:48Maybe we should tackle it in order.
03:51The hockey team.
03:52You can make your big move there.
03:54So my...
03:56My whole life is gonna change.
03:59Go team.
04:01Oh, turkey.
04:03Gotcha.
04:04The person I wanted to see.
04:08Oh, shit.
04:09Like Leo.
04:10But I sh-
04:12The person I wanted to see.
04:13Oh, shit.
04:14Like Leo.
04:16I sh-
04:17Where I didn't even live here...
04:18It's so freaking neat.
04:27I like things organized.
04:32My underwear is none of your business.
04:36I mean...
04:37Can I...
04:38Please stop talking about my underwear?
04:41I never noticed how beautiful they are before.
04:43Like everyone else?
04:45Oh, come on. Don't be Dora the Ignorer.
04:50Can I bore you?
04:58Cause you had-
05:04Yeah.
05:05It's a big flirty pack.
05:10I know. Whatcha think?
05:12Yeah. Why not?
05:15But just remember, you still got your training wheels on.
05:18Don't expect miracles.
05:26Alright.
05:28I'll grab us a drink. Just...
05:31Try to be cool.
05:33Dude, when am I not cool?
05:40Oh my god, there's Leo.
05:43You're worth a million of him, but you have no idea.
05:47Yeah. Good luck.
05:56I'm sorry if I was weird yesterday.
05:58You don't gotta say it.
06:01Minnie's a bitch.
06:03And you're awesome.
06:04I am?
06:06I am.
06:12Hey.
06:14Hey.
06:15Sorry I don't mean to interrupt.
06:17Sorry if I was being weird yesterday.
06:21You're looking weird yesterday.
06:25Yes, she does.
06:27Doesn't she, girls?
06:29I think it is her vagina.
06:33We call it...
06:35Adora.
06:36What the hell do you think you're doing?
06:41You're doing nothing.
06:43She needs you.
06:45Because...
06:47You're nothing.
06:49Oh.
06:50I thought you were talking about how much lube you need.
06:53She buys it in venti-sized tubes.
06:56How cute!
06:58But with how many guys you're seeing, it's probably up to Trenta, right?
07:08What are you seeing?
07:09Door?
07:11What does her bony bo-
07:12She's great.
07:14It's as simple as that, Mindy.
07:17Do you know what it'll do for my reputation if your first girlfriend after me is some pathetic little needy virgin?
07:25Why does Door being a virgin bother you so-
07:29This is just the start, you sexless ironing board.
07:32Get ready for the plan I have, specifically for you, in five minutes.
07:43Come on.
07:44I'll tell you something about it.
07:51Wait here.
07:52I'll grab you some drinks and some snacks.
07:54Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
08:03I think we would make a great team.
08:05I've been saving myself for years.
08:06Could you be any more desperate?
08:10Ready?
08:11Okay.
08:24Please, stop.
08:35Please let me go.
08:39Do it.
08:46I don't-
08:49I don't-
08:51Leo, where are you?
09:00One more time.
09:01Say it!
09:02Say it!
09:03Say it!
09:04Say it!
09:05Say it!
09:06Say it!
09:17I always finish it.
09:19You're wrong.
09:21Go on.
09:28I'm going to get to you.
09:29Okay, you need to fight Noze.
09:36Why do you care if she bullies me?
09:39Is she a pitiful bur-
09:42No...
09:44...Nora.
09:45I happen to think you're pretty great.
09:48One thing since I'm apparently so amazing.
09:52Three of peace.
09:54Hold on.
09:55Meekin High sending in Timothy Hayes.
09:59Locks ticking down.
10:04This is Meekin High's last chance.
10:08Hayes with the shot.
10:11He scores!
10:13Yay!
10:15Congratulations to Timothy Hayes, our record-breaking scorer.
10:19And Nate Olstead.
10:21Oh my god.
10:22I've crushed on Timothy for four years.
10:25Four years of watching from afar.
10:28Four years of celebrating in his arms.
10:31I've never...
10:33Evie.
10:43My first time.
10:49The hawk.
10:51Was it all?
10:53Take all the time that you need, okay?
10:59Uh...
11:01Bye.
11:03Bye.
11:13Get back, Stella.
11:15How'd you end up with our star player's jersey?
11:17What'd you do?
11:19Steal it?
11:20Mystery s-
11:24Her.
11:25Ew.
11:26My Timo with that nerdy-
11:27Oh.
11:28Ladies and gentlemen, let me present to you, Sir Timothy, the Virgin Slayer.
11:36The Virgin Slayer.
11:37Tim, the Virgin Slayer?
11:39I'm a man of my word.
11:40My bike.
11:41Chris Sinclair's v-card.
11:43My v-card?
11:44Easiest bet you've ever won, huh?
11:46The man's...
11:49How was she?
11:50Come on.
11:51I've had better, you know?
11:53I've had better, you know?
11:55Man, you have had every girl in the whole entire school.
11:59I mean, come on now.
12:00Every girl in the whole school.
12:06Oh, boo-hoo.
12:07Boo-hoo.
12:08And Kawasaki.
12:09A motorcycle.
12:10Great for used goods these days.
12:14Hmm.
12:15Maybe...
12:16A toaster?
12:17Unless you're too dirty to miss.
12:28Yeah.
12:31This definitely looks better on you.
12:40Evie?
12:41You little bitch for a-
12:42What the actual fuck?
12:46Pick up the phone, please.
12:48Hey, everything-
12:49Teams will take a breather before we get right back to it.
12:52Great Timothy Hayes.
12:54King of the ice.
12:55Can't even talk to the girl he's been eyeing since freshman year.
12:57Dude.
12:58Four years.
12:59I know.
13:00I could have her if I wanted.
13:02Okay?
13:03Prove it.
13:04One night with the Virgin Queen in our separate ways.
13:08It's your last chance, Romeo.
13:10Oh, shit.
13:11Evie can't see-
13:12For being his greatest conquest.
13:25Best graduation gift ever.
13:27Tell her thanks for making me-
13:29Him from a horse.
13:30It was just another trophy.
13:32With Hayes out of the way, your eyes will finally be on me.
13:48Just trust me, okay?
13:51This is going to be huge for us.
13:53Hey, please.
13:54Move it.
13:55Since when is some hockey player worth all this service?
13:57He's not just any player.
13:59He is the youngest record setter and hottest captain in the AHL.
14:03Sure you're getting that good car opening.
14:04There's so many fans here.
14:05Everyone's so excited to see him.
14:07Love this.
14:08I have insider info that nobody else says.
14:09Macabab or Reap.
14:10GOKEM Claire.
14:11GOKEM Claire.
14:12GOKEM Claire.
14:13GOKEM Claire.
14:14GOKEM Claire.
14:15GOKEM Claire.
14:16GOKEM Claire.
14:17GOKEM Claire.
14:18It's in position.
14:20I would like to...
14:22Come.
14:24Mr. Richards, LA is home now, and I do love Hayes' personal life. Thank you.
14:29Mr. Hayes, where it is you chose LA to reunite with someone special?
14:33I said no questions regarding that.
14:35I transferred to LA to find somebody very special.
14:39The woman that I love.
14:40Does this mystery woman have a name?
14:48Evie.
14:58Evie, I'm sorry.
15:00...childs of every single one of Timothy Hayes' rumored girlfriends.
15:04Anyone starting with the name Evie, Evelyn, Steve, check middle names too.
15:08Please tell us more about her.
15:10Hey, that's all for today, folks, okay?
15:16It's in LA and if I say, look, I love you.
15:24Trust me, Evie.
15:27I have the best decorations in my home, so...
15:30What about the mystery...
15:31Where it is you chose LA to reunite with someone special?
15:33I said somebody very special.
15:35The woman that I love.
15:37Does this mystery woman have a name?
15:39...for everything.
15:46Well it's crazy, that's quite a typical apology to make.
15:53Is she a local?
15:54Is that the Super Mar...
15:55Is anyone starting with the name Evie, Evelyn, Steve, check middle names too.
15:59Please tell us more about her major self-help.
16:01Okay, thank you.
16:12Trust me, Evie.
16:21Who is this Evie?
16:22How long have you been known?
16:23Tell us more about this.
16:24Who is Evie?
16:25Please.
16:26Does anyone want to know?
16:27Where did you meet her?
16:28Tell us more about her.
16:29Can you tell us more about her?
16:32There you are.
16:34You vanished yesterday.
16:36Just like Cinderella at midnight.
16:38What gives?
16:39Migraine.
16:40Need a smear.
16:41You ran.
16:42Like...
16:45Wait.
16:46No way.
16:47You're not the Evie.
16:52In LA?
16:53God, I would kill for your name right now.
16:56That way I could pretend he's talking to me.
16:58It's like a fairy tale.
17:02Evie.
17:03Jasper.
17:04My office.
17:05Now.
17:06Hmm.
17:07Yesterday's numbers were fantastic.
17:08That Hayes interview topped every platform.
17:14We've lost corporate sponsorships, money, and we always rank at the bottom of the local news.
17:19You're firing me?
17:20Oh, don't worry, sweetie.
17:21I mean, there's always OnlyFans.
17:22How is this possible?
17:23In our date?
17:24Oh, that's so cute.
17:25Our news show over to someone who thinks that a sound bite is a microwave snack.
17:26Hey, my father wants fresh blood behind the scenes, and that's me!
17:27Enough!
17:28Enough!
17:29You know what?
17:30How about this?
17:31Whoever lands and exc-
17:32Keeps their job.
17:33You know, he's never done a s-
17:34Look, if thee from Hayes for six years, there's probably-
17:35You're up from the grave!
17:36I don't care!
17:37Half the town is looking for-
17:38Look, if thee from Hayes for six years, there's probably-
17:42Half the town is looking for her!
17:43Half the town is looking for her!
17:44No Hayes.
17:45No Ei-
18:42I'm Dora Miller, the ice hockey team's assistant that no one cares about.
18:49I love this job, mostly because it keeps me close to Leo, my crush since childhood.
18:55Wait, did Leo really stop to help me?
18:58I've been an assistant.
19:01You just got pucked, Dora.
19:07Bye-bye.
19:13Get with Leo, lose my big card.
19:21You followed the diver to...
19:25How do you feel?
19:27Stop being such a pussy and go for it!
19:29Can it wait?
19:50I'm just a little busy.
19:52Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
19:56I want to take my virginity next month before my 18th birthday.
20:01Don't like-
20:02Oh!
20:07How sweet.
20:08A pleading little virgin.
20:11Oh, don't let me stop you, Dora.
20:13What else do you have to say to Leo?
20:20But I do love what you've done with your hair.
20:24Cool.
20:29I'll just...
20:30I'll leave you guys.
20:31Go.
20:32I like this guy.
20:44So would my great-great-great-grandmother.
20:47Leo's rich.
20:48Poor.
20:49We're in your own.
20:51Repeat that to yourself when you go and cry into your greasy pillow.
20:54I'm just looking at him.
20:57Peace.
20:57Peace for my followers.
21:11What the hell?
21:13I'm not expecting money for-
21:15Did you tell me just-
21:23Why?
21:24I want to sneak a peek.
21:27Oh, come on.
21:29It's not that bad.
21:31Even though the whole school's gonna know that I'm a virgin.
21:35Are you in there trying to slip on some guy in the shower?
21:39Come on.
21:39I know you're in there, virgin.
21:41I can smell library dust and eyeglass cleaner.
21:50Troy.
21:51No virgins here.
21:53No virgins here.
22:00Oh.
22:02I saved you.
22:04Now you're home.
22:06Big time.
22:08No way.
22:09Guys like you only want one thing.
22:12Such as?
22:13Help passing math.
22:16Listen, I've got a really weird text situation and I-
22:20No, no.
22:21Some stranger's putting money into my-
22:23That also sounds super dodgy.
22:26It's a sexual reference.
22:28For you.
22:30I've been waiting for him.
22:32So do we have a deal?
22:34Okay.
22:35But I need to clear something up.
22:37Fifth base?
22:38I thought it was fourth.
22:42I'm not super familiar.
22:45Maybe we should tackle it in order.
22:47What about this?
22:48All right.
22:49Flirtings.
22:50Sounds good.
22:50Just, uh, don't forget about fashion.
22:53There's an answer for the hockey team.
22:54You can make a big move there.
22:55You're not that hopeless.
22:57We can meet up tomorrow morning to discuss tactics.
23:00Okay.
23:01Life is gonna change.
23:03Go team.
23:08Yeah.
23:10I was just feeling-
23:11I shouldn't have reacted that way.
23:13Yeah.
23:14Wouldn't we girls?
23:14What the hell, Laura?
23:20Do you even live here?
23:21It's so friggin' neat.
23:23I like things organized.
23:26Checking to see if your underwear's color-coded.
23:29My underwear is none of your business.
23:33I mean-
23:34I mean-
23:44Just what are you doing?
23:47Little eyes, Dora.
23:50They're just eyes.
23:52I have two-
23:53Come on, Dora.
23:54I was flirting with you.
23:55See?
23:58Why couldn't I see what you-
24:04You're flirting with-
24:05I know.
24:05I will practice on Leo at the party tonight.
24:08All right.
24:10But just remembering-
24:11I'll grab us a drink.
24:24Just-
24:25Try to be cool.
24:28Dude.
24:29When am I not cool?
24:35Oh my god, there's Leo.
24:36She's gone.
24:42We go.
24:47Felt you staring at me from over there.
24:51I'm sorry if I was weird yesterday.
24:54You don't gotta say it.
24:56I know.
24:58I know.
24:58I know.
25:02School?
25:03Cool.
25:04Yeah.
25:05Sorry if I was being weird yesterday.
25:11You don't gotta say it.
25:12It's cool.
25:14Okay.
25:16Uh.
25:18Yes, she does.
25:20Whatever it is.
25:23And I think it is her vagina.
25:26It's like a vagina, only dryer.
25:29We call it-
25:31Adora.
25:32What the hell do you think you're doing?
25:34Nothing.
25:37Oh.
25:37I thought you were talking about how much lube you need.
25:41She buys it in venti-sized tubes.
25:43How cute!
25:45But with how many guys you're seeing, it's probably up to Trenta, right?
25:52Don't you dare laugh!
25:53Well, it's about me all of a sudden.
26:04What do you see in her?
26:07Dora the Borer?
26:10What does her bony body make your boner look bigger?
26:12She's great.
26:19It's as simple as that, Mindy.
26:22Do you know what it'll do for my reputation if your first girlfriend after me is some pathetic little needy virgin?
26:30Why does Dora being a virgin bother you so much?
26:34I think it's kind of sweet.
26:35Okay.
26:42This is just the start, you sexless ironing board.
26:48Get ready for the plan I have specifically for you in five minutes.
26:53Come on.
27:04I'll tell you something about it.
27:10Wait here.
27:12I'll grab you some drinks and some snacks.
27:14Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
27:26I think we'd make a great team.
27:28I've been saving myself for you, and I want you to be the one to take my virginity before my 18th birthday next month.
27:36Ouch!
27:37That's a real kick in the lady nuts.
27:41Could you be any more desperate?
27:43I don't know.
27:46Can you, Dora?
27:48Ready?
27:49Okay.
27:50Take my virginity.
27:52Take my virginity.
27:54Take my virginity.
27:56Take my virginity.
27:56Please stop.
28:22Please let me go.
28:23Please let me go.
28:23Please let me go.
28:25Please let me go.
28:26Please let me go.
28:56Please let me go.
28:58Oh honey, you wanna go?
28:59Please.
29:00Please let me go.
29:00Please let me go.
29:01Please.
29:02Please let me go?
29:04Oh honey, you wanna go?
29:05Please.
29:08You can go.
29:08We just want to hear you say it one more time.
29:13Say, take my virginity.
29:17Say it.
29:19Say it! Say it! Say it! Say it! Say it!
29:27That's enough!
29:29And you wonder why guys keep leaving you.
29:40I don't care what anyone says.
29:44When someone starts shit with me, I always finish it.
29:48You're wrong.
29:51I don't finish it.
29:59I'll get you, Tisha.
30:23Sorry.
30:24I'm not usually a crier.
30:27You can't let Mindy get to you.
30:30Okay, you need to fight back.
30:32Like with a shark.
30:33You just need to punch her in the nose.
30:39Why do you care if she bullies me?
30:43You remind me of my little sister.
30:46Is she a pitiful virgin loser too?
30:51I mean, she's eight.
30:53I really hope so.
30:57Did it remind you of an eight year old?
30:59No.
31:00No.
31:03Stop crying.
31:07It's all gonna be okay.
31:09Yeah.
31:11It's easy for you to say.
31:13Captain of the hockey team.
31:16Everyone loves you.
31:18I'm just...
31:19Nora.
31:20I happen to think you're pretty great.
31:30And...
31:31Hey, that should count for something since I'm apparently so amazing.
31:37I thought you just said that at the party to mess with Mindy.
31:50This is...
31:51Because I meant it.
31:52Ladies and gentlemen.
31:53Only 18 seconds left in this overtime.
31:55Northern Light and Beacon High are tied in grand peace.
31:56Hold on.
31:57Beacon High sending in Timothy Hayes.
31:58He's with the puck.
31:59Locks ticking down.
32:00This is Beacon High's last chance.
32:01Hayes!
32:02Hayes!
32:03Hayes!
32:04Hayes!
32:06Hayes!
32:07ACE with the shot.
32:08He scores!
32:10Hey!
32:10Hold on.
32:11Meekin High sending in Timothy Hayes.
32:18He's with the puck.
32:21Clock's ticking down.
32:23This is Meekin High's last chance.
32:26Hayes!
32:27Hayes!
32:31Hayes with the shot.
32:33He scores!
32:35Congratulations to Timothy Hayes,
32:38our record-breaking scorer.
32:40And named All-State Center,
32:42ending his final Beekin High game in style.
32:48Oh my god, did you see that?
32:49Timon just winked at me.
32:51Oh my god, yeah.
32:52I've crushed on Timothy for four years.
32:55Four years of watching from afar.
32:58Four years of celebrating his victories alone.
33:03I never imagined the night before we graduate,
33:08I'd be celebrating here.
33:10In his room.
33:11In his arms.
33:13I've never done this before.
33:16Trust me,
33:18Evie.
33:19My first time.
33:41The hockey captain I've been crushing on for all these years.
33:44Was it all just a dream?
33:53Good morning.
33:56You know, I think that jersey looks better on you
33:58than it ever did on me.
34:02So I gotta get to practice.
34:03But you can let yourself out.
34:05Take all the time that you need, okay?
34:06Okay.
34:09Uh...
34:14Bye.
34:17Bye.
34:18Get back, Stella.
34:29How'd you end up with our star player's jersey?
34:32What'd you do?
34:33Steal it?
34:38Mystery solved.
34:39Guess you see Mickey Hayes slipped away from the grad party with.
34:41He was with her?
34:45Ew.
34:46My Timo with that nerdy bitch last night?
34:48No way.
34:50Oh, there he is.
34:52Oh.
34:53Ladies and gentlemen, let me present to you Sir Timothy, the Virgin Slayer.
35:03Tim, the Virgin Slayer?
35:05I'm a man of my word.
35:06My bike.
35:07Chris Sinclair's V-card.
35:09My V-card?
35:10Easiest bet you've ever won, huh?
35:13Yes, man.
35:15How was she?
35:16Come on.
35:18I've had better, you know.
35:19Dude, you are the man.
35:24You have had every girl in the whole entire school.
35:26I mean, come on now.
35:30Every girl in the whole school?
35:34Oh, boo-hoo.
35:36Your precious first time is worth exactly one Kawasaki motorcycle?
35:41How does it feel to be nothing more than a bet?
35:43What's the going rate for used goods these days?
35:46Hmm, maybe a toaster?
35:50If she's lucky.
35:53Wait, wait.
35:54No, keep it.
35:54You earned it.
35:55But remember, Timothy Hayes would never look twice at you without a bet involved.
36:02Unless...
36:02Unless you're too dirty to miss.
36:19Yeah, this definitely looks better on you.
36:22Evie?
36:31Evie?
36:39Hey!
36:40Man, you the man!
36:43Banging that nerdy little bitch for a...
36:46What the actual fuck?
36:49Come on, Evie.
36:53Pick up the phone, please.
36:55Hey, this is Evie.
36:57Leave a message after the beep.
37:02And with that wisdom, we've got to break before the final period.
37:05Both teams will take a breather before we get right back to it.
37:07The great Timothy Hayes.
37:13King of the eyes.
37:14Can't even talk to the girl he's been eyeing since freshman year.
37:16Dude, four years of those pathetic puppy dog looks.
37:19It's getting sad, man.
37:21Unless...
37:22You're scared she'll say no.
37:25I could have her if I wanted.
37:27Okay.
37:28Prove it.
37:29One night with the Virgin Queen, and my new Kawasaki is yours.
37:36After graduation, we're all going our separate ways.
37:40It's your last chance, Romeo.
37:43Here we go.
37:45Third period on the way.
37:4620 minutes to decide it all.
37:48Tick-tock, Hayes.
37:48What's it going to be?
37:50The bike?
37:51Or your reputation?
37:53Deal.
37:54Right.
37:54All right.
37:54Can I please see her?
38:07Yeah.
38:07Let me go get the girl whose virginity you traded for a motorcycle.
38:11Get real.
38:11Okay, that's not what happened.
38:12All right?
38:13Hey, Evie!
38:13Hey, Evie!
38:14I can explain!
38:15Hey, Evie!
38:15Can I...
38:16I want to explain!
38:17What part of she doesn't want to see you is it computing?
38:20Jesus.
38:23Can you please...
38:24Give this to her.
38:27That is everything that I want to tell her.
38:30And tell her to meet me at Marco's Restaurant later tonight.
38:34All right, go.
38:47I've liked you since the first day of high school.
38:51Bullshit.
38:52Evie can't see this.
38:54What did he want?
39:00To give you a thank you card.
39:03For what?
39:06For being his greatest...
39:08Conquest.
39:11His exact words were,
39:13Evie being a virgin made it perfect.
39:15Best graduation gift ever.
39:16Tell her thanks for making me a legend.
39:18Oh, God.
39:20Oh, God.
39:23Four years of loving him from afar.
39:28I was just another trophy.
39:30With Hayes out of the way,
39:41your eyes will finally be on me.
39:46Just trust me, okay?
39:47This is going to be huge for us.
39:49Hey, please, move it.
39:50Since when is some hockey player worth all this circus?
39:53He's not just any player.
39:55He is the youngest record setter and hottest captain in the AHL.
39:58I'm sure you're getting back with the car opening.
40:00There's so many fans here.
40:01Everyone's so excited to see him.
40:03I have insider info that nobody else says.
40:06An exclusive.
40:07It better be worth it because Robert is breathing down my neck about our room.
40:12She's driving up right now.
40:17So hopefully you need the exclusive interview.
40:18This is your lives.
40:19It's in positions.
40:21Control room, stand by.
40:23Four, three, two, one.
40:28Live.
40:33Thank you so much.
40:35Mr. Superstar himself, Timothy Hayes.
40:46Any Hadley Cup predictions?
40:48LA is home now,
40:49and I do love to have the best decorations in my home.
40:52What about the Miss America drama?
40:54Sources say you were spotted out.
40:55No comment on Mr. Hayes' personal life.
40:58Mr. Hayes, where it is you chose LA
41:00to reunite with someone special?
41:02I said no questions regarding that.
41:03I transferred to LA to find somebody very special.
41:07The woman that I love.
41:09Does this mystery woman have a name?
41:18Evie.
41:26Evie, I'm sorry.
41:29For everything.
41:33Evie, that's quite a good type of apology to make.
41:37Is she a local?
41:37Is that the supermodel who married a rock star?
41:39Find out or I will fire her.
41:41I need profiles of every single one
41:42of Timothy Hayes' rumored girlfriends.
41:44Anyone starting with the name Evie,
41:46Evelyn, Steve, check middle names.
41:48Please tell us more about her.
41:49Maybe there's some help.
41:51Hey, that's all for today, folks.
41:53Okay?
41:56Trust me, Evie.
42:12Evie?
42:12Uh, wrong person.
42:26Who is this Evie?
42:27How long have you been known?
42:28Tell us more about this.
42:29Who is Evie?
42:29Please, does anyone want to know?
42:31You know?
42:31What did you meet her?
42:32Tell us more about her.
42:33Yeah, we've looked at her more about her.
42:34There you are.
42:39You vanished yesterday.
42:41Just like Cinderella at midnight.
42:43What gives?
42:44Migraine.
42:45Need a smear.
42:46You ran.
42:47Like...
42:49Wait.
42:51No way.
42:52You're not the Evie.
42:57Do you know how many Evies there are in L.A.?
43:00God, I would kill for your name right now.
43:02That way I could pretend he's talking to me.
43:05It's like a fairy tale.
43:08Evie.
43:09Jasper.
43:10My office.
43:11Now.
43:13Whoa.
43:15Hmm.
43:16Yesterday's numbers were fantastic.
43:18That Hayes interview...
43:19topped every platform.
43:23Thank you, sir.
43:25I won't let you down.
43:26I...
43:26But it's not enough to stave off bankruptcy.
43:28The last three years, we've lost corporate sponsorships, money,
43:32and we always rank at the bottom of the local news.
43:35We need to...
43:38restructure.
43:40Restructure?
43:41Let's skip the corporate euphemism, shall we?
43:44You're done here, Sinclair.
43:45We're eliminating your position, Evie.
43:47Can't justify the cost of two producers.
43:51You're...
43:51You're firing me?
43:54Oh, don't worry, sweetie.
43:55I mean...
43:56There's always OnlyFans.
44:00How is this possible?
44:02I mean, I'm first in, last out.
44:04I work 16-hour days.
44:06Oh, that's so cute.
44:08But my father invested millions into the station, so...
44:11There's no way they're getting rid of me, right?
44:13Don't tempt me, Jasper.
44:14Are you seriously handing our news show over to someone who thinks that a soundbite is a microwave snack?
44:22Hey, my father wants fresh blood behind the scenes, and that's me!
44:25Enough!
44:29You know what?
44:30How about this?
44:31Whoever lands an exclusive interview with Timothy Hayes...
44:35keeps their job.
44:37You know, he's never done a sit-down interview with any network before.
44:40No, no, I can't.
44:43Please.
44:43Easy peasy.
44:45I was already vibing with the guy last winter in Stade.
44:48That's in Switzerland, by the way.
44:50Is there any other project you can put me on?
44:53Anything but Hayes?
44:55Well, if you can't get me Hayes, then get me the Evie.
44:59Look, if the Evie has been hiding from Hayes for six years, there's probably a good reason...
45:12Then dig her up!
45:14Dig her up from the grave!
45:15I don't care!
45:16Half the town is looking for her!
45:18No Hayes?
45:19No Evie?
45:21You're fired.
45:21No.
45:29Hi-bye.
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