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John Cooper, the biggest Hollywood star of his generation, partied away his career and vanished from the public eye. Yea | dG1fQkRQYXdVUmFkTkU
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00:00So wait, you found him?
00:01John Cooper's not dead?
00:03Scene two, take four, Codermark.
00:05Where have you been these last few years?
00:06You're looking at it.
00:09What's it like having John Cooper living on my couch?
00:11Pretty fucking awesome, dude, obviously.
00:14We all remember Galaxy Leaper.
00:16Yeah, I'd rather watch my own conception.
00:20My public downfall, it's well documented.
00:22They repossessed my cars, they foreclosed on my house,
00:25and they towed my yacht.
00:27That pretty much gets us up to date.
00:29How long is it going to take him to get his sheep together?
00:31He's fallen upon hard times, Jessa.
00:34Son of a bitch!
00:35Damn it!
00:36You had enough determination to become a freaking movie star.
00:40Just reinvent yourself.
00:41I'm going to need another gimmick.
00:44Think it's time I play my big comeback?
00:46So you're like serious about this?
00:48Oh, yeah.
00:48Mark my words, John Cooper will be back on top again.
00:51We could be a team.
00:52Except it won't be super lame because I'm your friend.
00:55Graphic design, music, animation.
00:57I'll make my own workout video.
00:59You got some kind of documentary crew that's following you around for some reason?
01:03Pretty cool, right?
01:04No managers.
01:05No agents.
01:06No one around to advise you.
01:07Maybe to talk you out of stuff.
01:08Yeah.
01:09Perfect.
01:10I don't need any of this shit from any of you guys.
01:12Okay?
01:13He's using your power.
01:15He's using your water.
01:16He's using you.
01:17It's exciting.
01:18It's a documentary.
01:19Filming the guy as he snorts lethal amounts of drugs and literally sucks his own dick.
01:26When I get my fortune back, I'm not going to take it for granted this time.
01:30I'm going to be somebody that people can be proud to call a friend.
01:33If this is the cops, I might need you to put a few things in your asshole.
01:38I mean, I am John fucking Cooper.
01:40I mean, I will put it in your opinion.
01:41Veronica Kooper.

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