Colonel Quinn Can’t Let WWII Go in Going Dutch

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Watch the official “Colonel Quinn Can’t Let WWII Go” from FOX’s new comedy series Going Dutch Season 1, created by Joel Church-Cooper.  Going Dutch Cast:  Denis Leary, Gemma Knight Jones, Catherine Tate, Dany Pudi, Joe Morton, Taylor Misiak, Dempsey Bryk, Laci Mosley, Hal Cumpston and Donald Sage Mackay  Stream Going Dutch Season 1 on Hulu!

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00:00Would you care to join me on a little trip to a local antique store that apparently has a sizable collection of World War II memorabilia,

00:07including a cult single-action revolver used by General Patton during the war?

00:13Wow.

00:14I know. This is like, you know, something that we really bonded over when you were a kid.

00:19Yeah, a love for World War II is not something that we shared.

00:25You droning on about it is something I've always had to endure.

00:27What?

00:27Do you remember my ninth birthday? I had a slumber party, and you made us all watch Saving Private Ryan,

00:33and then all the girls had to call their parents to get picked up after Vin Diesel's head was blasted off?

00:37Honey, you're never too young to learn not to walk into a sniper's ambush.

00:40Why are you so obsessed with World War II?

00:42The greatest war fought by the greatest generation against the greatest enemy that we have ever crushed like a bug.

00:50You know, when I was little, I thought that you loved this war more than you loved me.

00:54Oh, my God. I was right.

00:58No!

00:58Are you serious?

00:59Of course not.

00:59Of course not?

01:00I mean, I have to say something like that out loud.

01:01Yes, you literally do have to say something like that out loud.

01:04That's the problem with your generation.

01:04My generation.

01:05Everything has to be said out loud.

01:07Your generation is obsessed with World War II!

01:10Oh, my God. You know what?

01:11Let me explain something to you.

01:12When I was a kid, there were Nazis everywhere, okay?

01:14Hiding out in basements in Cleveland.

01:16They were selling used cars in Wisconsin.

01:18And I'll tell you something else.

01:19When I was a kid, I'd go to the Oktoberfest every year just to see if I could see one of these drunk German bastards slip a Sig Heil.

01:25Now, they never did, but, you know, and they did report to my parents that I was kind of stalking them.

01:30But I learned to be vigilant because our enemies are always around us, especially here.

01:35Are you kidding me? Here, of all places.

01:37In the Netherlands.

01:38Yes.

01:38Biggest threat to the United States is how much better their Kit Kat is.

01:42That's the kind of dovish thinking that leads to our base being wide open to our enemies on a surprise attack.

01:48Did you know that we run war games quarterly?

01:50You run war games?

01:51Mm-hmm.

01:51Okay.

01:52What do you, warm up some towels and melt some Kit Kats?

01:56War games.

01:57Oh, this is interesting.

01:58I think I'd like to run one tomorrow at 0900.

02:02We'll be ready.

02:02Okay.

02:03What about the little jaunt to the antique store?

02:06Oh, sure.

02:07Yeah, as long as I can take General Patton's gun and shoot myself in the head.

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