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00:00That's not good.
00:07Oh, hey, sorry, happy holidays.
00:12Hey, Caleb, one of ten.
00:14How we doing?
00:15Ten for generating spectacle, one for minimizing destruction.
00:19Tomorrow's vehicle headline's gonna be a doozy.
00:22Worst thing out of this is a bad headline.
00:24I'm gonna count as lucky.
00:30Oh, crap, crap, the Winter Bass.
00:32I mean, this is starting to feel real bad, man.
00:36Don't think like that.
00:37We're going to stop him, as long as we work together.
00:42Speaking of, am I giving me a hand up here?
00:45Yeah, yeah, I got you.
00:49Okay, Pete, I got this.
00:51Take it away, Capo.
00:55Oh, wait, that's a ball.
01:00Hang on tight, tiny spider.
01:04Spider-Man, hey, I need a little help.
01:08Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:10Get high.
01:11Got you.
01:12And your safe.
01:13You do.
01:14Do you have any knife?
01:17Disruptive plumbing.
01:19Fly fishing.
01:21Wonderful gun.
01:22That's down.
01:23Nice.
01:24The power over life and death.
01:27Oh, baby.
01:27Besides me.
01:28Let's nice.
01:30Gotcha.
01:34You're welcome.
01:37Don't.
01:38Stare.
01:38Baby.
01:42Hey.
01:44Ah.
01:45You know you're ruining Christmas, right?
01:47The last six Christmases, I was locked behind 30 pieces of steel.
01:52I intend to enjoy this one.
01:54He's a menace.
01:58Eh, too soft.
02:00He's a low-energy menace.
02:02Too easy.
02:03Maybe he's a weak-minded old.
02:06Hey, Jonah.
02:07Looking good.
02:09Very fast.
02:10Menace.
02:10A feckless, traitorous, unhinged menace.
02:15Right here.
02:17Yeah.
02:20Mijo, where are you?
02:21It's getting late.
02:22Hey, Mom.
02:24Yeah.
02:25Coconut milk.
02:26Still trying to find it.
02:28Been kind of, uh, an adventure.
02:30Are you?
02:31Ronnie?
02:32Yeah.
02:33Uh, sorry.
02:34Trying to catch a crane.
02:35Okay, amigo.
02:36No te has mentido.
02:38Can you grab the milk and hurry home, please?
02:39See, Miles?
02:41You can get him with you.
02:42I'm yet to kill.
02:45That was never, Miles.
02:46We gotta stop him.
02:48On my way.
02:51We gotta bring him down, fast.
02:54Yeah.
02:54Yeah, what do we do?
02:56Let us raise temperature.
03:00Oh, mad, mad.
03:02Very bad.
03:02Pete, are you okay?
03:16You're not gonna keep pushing people around, Alexei.
03:19Yeah.
03:24Yeah.
03:28Yeah.
03:32Don't come after my friends, or I will come after you.
03:40I'm not gonna necessarily hurt anyone else.
03:43I am excited to see you, small one.
03:51Two spiders.
03:53Sparse at war.
03:55Slides for fire.
03:57Flattery's not going to get you out of this, Alexei.
04:11Hey, in the future, it's over time, man.
04:31No more breakouts, please.
04:35Is too much for you, Spider?
04:38You disappoint.
04:39You hurt a lot of people today, Alexei.
04:43Too many.
04:55You know, man.
04:56Chase people in the city kind of felt like a wild, uh...
04:59What's the word?
05:01Wild goose pit.
05:03Wild.
05:04No.
05:07No!
05:07No!
05:08I hate chase-up dudes!
05:11You're alive, Kalender?
05:41On the very first day of Mars, I'll mash you into birdseed, Spider-Man!
05:51Sorry, that's my best Vulture.
05:56Oh, Pete had fun with this.
05:58Vulture's old research partner, Greg Bestman, taught at ESU.
06:02Vulture tried to take Bestman out. I tried to stop him.
06:06Tell you what, Lionel, this fight is hard.
06:08Man, this fight is serious!
06:10Always meddling, Spider-Man!
06:12I'm melting! I'm melting!
06:16Oh, what a world! What a world!
06:19It was a tough fight, but he was weakening.
06:22Then, just as I thought I might actually win, Vulture's eviler twin brother showed up to help.
06:29Well, actually, I was exhausted.
06:34Man, he fell away from bullets.
06:37Two vultures?
06:39Aw, yeah. Let's get weird.
06:41How does it feel to be a metaphor for youthful and inexperienced?
06:46Vulture number two!
06:47Great, Vulture number one!
06:49I love being used to illustrate the importance of pacing yourself during a back-
06:53The wrong that Pete's been making this!
06:55CURSES!
06:56You've defeated the other Pete!
06:59Cripe!
07:00Cat-suit!
07:02Oh man, full-timey swears are so fun!
07:05No! He's right!
07:09What got me going?
07:10I saw MJ and Harry and the Queen cheering me on.
07:14They believed in me.
07:16So I did too.
07:17Okay!
07:18I see what Pete's doing!
07:20This fight was a message!
07:21It's not the medic structure!
07:25No!
07:26I'll be back, Spider-Man!
07:29I'll be back!
07:32That fight taught me I'd always be a kid from Queens at heart,
07:36and I could carry that strength anywhere.
07:38To Manhattan, to the West Coast, heck, even to Zycaria.
07:42Weird to think, but I owe it all to an old man in a bird costume.
07:47I should really write him a thank-you note.
07:50Anyway, nice work, Miles.
07:52Holographic spider training officially complete.
07:56That... was... some great training!
08:00Kudos to Pete on super clean combat design.
08:09I just wanna talk!
08:12Finn! Tinkerer! Stop!
08:15So you can steal my new form? Not a chance in hell!
08:20Hey Genki! Ran into Finn!
08:22What's happening?
08:23She grabbed the new form!
08:25I'm chasing her across Manhattan!
08:28Okay, how are you gonna stop her?
08:30Step one, catch her!
08:32Step two...
08:34I'll get back to you!
08:37Move, move, move, move!
08:39Back off!
08:40This is between me and Rockstar!
08:42You're alive!
08:56How about... we use our words?
08:58How about... you stop being so flingy!
09:01Lay it!
09:04Or is she not tired yet?
09:11It is not going well!
09:13Where are you?
09:14I don't know!
09:15I'm dodging explosions!
09:16I need a new strategy.
09:19Gonna do what you said.
09:21Tell her the truth?
09:22Yeah!
09:23Soon as I catch her!
09:24Tinkerer!
09:25I gotta tell you something!
09:26Slow down!
09:27Do you think I'm stupid?!
09:28You'll wanna hear this!
09:29I promise!
09:30Step off, Spider-Man!
09:31I wanna hear this!
09:32I promise!
09:33Step off, Spider-Man!
09:54Oh crap!
09:55Not good!
09:56Not good!
09:57Hope the ship's okay!
10:00Hope the ship's okay!
10:14I said...
10:15Step off!
10:17Whoa!
10:19Then why does she invent Death Wheel?
10:27Give me one good reason not to end you!
10:32Give me one good reason not to end you!
10:52My mom would be very upset!
10:55My house?
11:02Can we just-
11:03You two on the roof!
11:04Freeze!
11:19You handle Rhino!
11:20I'll take the guard!
11:21I'll take the guard!
11:26We need to break his armor!
11:31You are...
11:33Fultiful!
11:35I will give you good death!
11:38A good death?
11:40I think that's his sick version of a compliment!
11:43You gotta damage his armor!
11:46If you keep getting up, I'll keep knocking you down!
11:50Oh!
11:51But I only need to knock you down once!
11:55Get down!
11:59Get the armors!
12:01Drop!
12:02Drop some dollars at work!
12:04Spare no expense!
12:06Anything they build, we can destroy!
12:08Destroy!
12:29Oh my god!
12:30He's throwing a tank!
12:32Maybe if I charge the engines!
12:33Maybe if I charge the engines!
12:34Maybe if I charge the engines!
12:41You need to put him down!
12:43Arm it at me!
12:44I'm not gonna kill the guy!
12:46That's not how-
12:48You know the reformer...
12:50And that is why you build...
12:51Out...
12:52Out...
13:00Get off of me!
13:02Makin' progress!
13:03His armor's wearin' down!
13:04These are all...
13:06I'm patient!
13:08Why do you sound so tired?!
13:10Actually, you guess Roxxon didn't plan for exploding engine blocks when they designed their new armor.
13:19You see these, Ben? These weapons?
13:23Roxxon is stopped by nothing!
13:26Oh, I'm stopping Roxxon, all right.
13:29Permanently!
13:31Ben, just stay focused. We've almost got him.
13:40He's the enemy for this fancy armor and put in a little dead, Rhino.
13:55No!
14:11Your Roxxon armor's disabled. You're up!
14:13On it!
14:18Ready for some zappy pups, big guy?
14:20I do not like you.
14:25He's done! We've almost got him!
14:30Don't stop! We're gonna break him!
14:33This warrior needs fear!
14:36Leave me, Alexei!
14:37Ready for it now!
14:38I do not leave you!
14:41He's dead, and I'm almost out!
14:44I still have strength to defeat you!
14:55Wait!
14:56Just...
14:57Make sure he doesn't do anything.
14:59I'll be right back.
15:08Krieger said it'll shut Roxxon down.
15:10The right way.
15:11You know...
15:13You know...
15:14Krieger told me how your brother died.
15:19Very amusing.
15:22Shut up!
15:25He also told me...
15:28It was your fault!
15:30Krieger updated the reactor.
15:35Tried to supercharge it to make his deadline.
15:38If Finn goes through with her plan...
15:41Oh my god...
15:44Harlan...
15:45You want to die...
15:49Helpless!
16:01No, no, no!
16:03Go to hell.
16:04No!
16:20Finn!
16:21What the hell?
16:29You screwed up the bridge!
16:31You screwed my lab!
16:34You got me kidnapped!
16:38Finn...
16:42Finn the reactor!
16:44Come hear me again?
16:46I'll kill you.
16:50But...
16:52We're family.
16:54My family's dead.
17:01Kenki...
17:03I need help.
17:09Don't fight me on this!
17:11I don't want to!
17:12But I can't stay down here!
17:14Then I'll do what I have to!
17:16Keep you safe!
17:22This cloaking tank!
17:24I need to short it!
17:27This isn't about me at all!
17:28It's about you!
17:29You're afraid!
17:31No!
17:32No!
17:33No!
17:34No!
17:36No!
17:40When are you gonna understand that I have to fight for this city?
17:44When are you gonna understand that I have to fight for this city?
17:47When are you gonna understand that you can't do that if you're dead?
17:50You don't realize I'm the only one trying to save you!
18:01And I'm trying to save everyone else!
18:20Don't you think you can beat the people and drop them?
18:23You can!
18:24I have to try!
18:35Knife up, nephew!
18:37You can't counter every trick!
18:46Didn't your mentor teach you about picking your battles?
18:48He taught me to put other people ahead of myself!
19:02You don't get how the real world works!
19:05Dog eat dog!
19:06Not if we make it better!
19:13What the?
19:14You got tricks!
19:15Rocks on counter me!
19:19You don't get it!
19:20You'll never fall for anyone but yourself!
19:23Maybe that's why I'm still alive!
19:24You're still alive!
19:40Throw yourself at enemies you can't beat!
19:42Know who else did that?
19:44Don't say it's me!
19:45Say it's me!
19:49You want your mom to bury you too?
19:51I won't let you!
19:55Polygrams?
19:57More tech from your buddy that rocks on?
19:59Here, I attack!
20:00You can't keep up!
20:02You're naive, nephew!
20:04You're the kid looking up to spite of you!
20:06No!
20:07I understand who knows people are looking up to me!
20:09You're never gonna accept me as Spider-Man!
20:10The risk I gotta take?
20:12You're right!
20:13I'm done letting my family die trying to play hero!
20:16Come on!
20:17Give yourself away!
20:18No!
20:19No!
20:20No!
20:21No!
20:22No!
20:23No!
20:24No!
20:25No!
20:26No!
20:27No!
20:28No!
20:29No!
20:30No!
20:31No!
20:32No!
20:33No!
20:34No!
20:35No!
20:37No!
20:39calendars!
20:40How far will you take this?
20:41How far will you take this?
20:42You're gonna kill yourself proving you deserve that Math?
20:44Because that's what it take.
20:45That's what it takes!
20:58Please!
20:59Don't do me!
21:01Throw your life away!
21:03Eh!
21:04Just like you!
21:05Ehh!
21:06I know I messed up I let you down
21:24We're family family
21:27That didn't stop you from lying to me manipulating me fighting me
21:32Being family isn't enough anymore
21:36Doesn't have to be like this
21:38You me hating each other
21:43That's how it happened between me and your dad. I
21:46Don't want to repeat that. I don't either
21:49But I can't be the person you want to turn me into I can't turn my back when people need me
21:56Have to be better than that
21:58Don't you see what the reactor's doing
22:06Straying the plaza
22:07Tearing down Krieger's monument
22:10If the plaza melts down
22:19It'll take Carlin with it
22:21Who said you that?
22:23Krieger?
22:23I ran the numbers
22:25Why won't you listen to me?
22:34Krieger couldn't change the reactor
22:36He's not that smart
22:38He's smart enough
22:39Let me stop this
22:40The thing I knew
22:48Cares more about protecting people than punishing them
22:51It's the same day
22:53It's the same day
22:55Please Finn, I'm telling you the truth
23:04That's a spark
23:05I shouldn't have lied to you about getting into the underground
23:08If I could go back
23:10Finn, look
23:24The reactor's still going critical
23:26Soon we won't be able to stop it
23:28No!
23:30I am not running away
23:31You are the one person I needed on my side
23:35I am on your side
23:37We can take that rockstone
23:39We'll be able to know about new forms
23:40It won't work
23:41No one cares
23:43Quit moving
23:54Did you feel that?
23:57We have to stop the reactor
23:59Just stop, Miles!
24:26Stop!
24:27Not till you do
24:28Keep dodging
24:53See if it helps
24:53Oh, hey, Battle Royale
25:05My favorite
25:06Uh, just wanted to chime in and let you know
25:08So, don't worry
25:09We're going to be just fine at this building
25:12Or, hell, will we find all of our local
25:15I mean, do you have any idea
25:17What about the drinking gun?
25:18Oh, and the ops?
25:19The victims of a terrorist attack?
25:22Forget rocks on plaza
25:24Coming soon
25:25Rocks on city
25:27Alright, later
25:29I have to stop him
25:33Not like this
25:34I know you feel those shockwaves
25:43Help me stop this
25:44I know what the promise you made to Rick
25:51But he wouldn't want
25:52Don't say the same
25:54You wanted the troops?
26:02Here it is
26:03Death wheel
26:09Okay
26:10Aren't you tired yet?
26:37Gotta keep moving
26:57I keep moving
27:24Can't stand still
27:25Protect me
27:26Protect me
27:26Quick
27:27How do you move so fast?
27:29Ah
27:30Ah
27:31Ah
27:32Ah
27:33Ah
27:35Ah
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27:57Ah
27:59It's over my own
28:18Ah
28:19Ah
28:20Ah
28:21Ah
28:23I'm done listening!
28:25You never farted!
28:45You won't stop me!
28:47Then I'll go down thrice!
28:52You won't stop me!
29:22This shouldn't be happening!
29:26I can stop it!
29:28I'm sorry!
29:30It's okay!
29:32I'm sorry!
29:34It's okay!
29:36I'm sorry!
29:38I'm sorry!
29:39It's okay!
29:40I'm sorry!
29:41It's okay!
29:42I'm sorry!
29:43It's okay!
29:44I'm sorry!
29:45It's okay!
29:47I'm sorry.
29:52It's okay.
30:17I'm sorry.
30:47I'm sorry.
31:17I'm sorry.
31:47I'm sorry.
31:49I'm sorry.
31:51I'm sorry.
31:53I'm sorry.
31:55I'm sorry.
32:01I'm sorry.
32:09I'm sorry.
32:17I'm sorry.
32:25I'm sorry.
32:35I'm sorry.
32:37I'm sorry.
32:39I can't hold this in much longer.
32:41I can't hold this in much longer.
32:43I can't育.
32:53I can't hold this in much longer.
32:55Where are you?
33:14No, I can't.
33:15It's okay.
33:16I can't.
33:17Just let go.
33:21Let go.
33:25Let go.
33:47No.
33:48No, no, no.
33:49No, please.
33:52My husband.
33:53Oh, God, say something.
34:04Is everyone okay?
34:07We're safe. All of us.
34:10Lynn.
34:21No.
34:40He's so young.
35:03Hey, get out of here, kid.
35:05We'll take care of him.
35:10Did you see his face?
35:14You did good, Spider-Man.
35:17Thanks.
35:21Who is he?
35:22That guy?
35:27He's our Spider-Man.
35:40You're so familiar.
35:42The Spider-Man is on the phone.
35:43Three inches in the center.
35:47The Spider-Man should be here.
35:49The Spider-Man is on the board.
35:51We'll take care of him.
35:54The Spider-Man is on the cliff.
35:56The Spider-Man is on the cliff.
35:59The Spider-Man is on the cliff.

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