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00:00Back then, I had no idea how dangerous dreams could be
00:03and how badly people could get hurt.
00:06It all started when I got an early birthday present for my parents.
00:12Happy birthday to my dearest daughter.
00:15I thought I was only one month away from turning 18.
00:24Lose my big card.
00:30If you want it, you're going to have to make it happen.
00:35Stop being such a pussy and go...
00:40Go for it.
00:46Dora.
00:49I'm just a little busy.
00:56Oh my god!
00:57What did she just say?
00:58She's a virgin.
00:59L-M-A-O.
01:00A pleading little virgin.
01:03Oh, don't let me stop you, Dora.
01:06Honey, something in the toilet made me think of you?
01:10Wait.
01:12It...
01:12Women have a choice for...
01:18They can be appealing.
01:20Or they can be you.
01:24I'd like this cardigan.
01:25Leo's hot.
01:29You're not.
01:31Leo's rich.
01:32Poor.
01:33We're in, you're out.
01:35Repeat that to yourself when you go in crying.
01:37Mindy.
01:38Know your place, nerd.
01:39You could just, uh, finish up with some tears for my followers.
01:49You could just, uh, finish up with some tears for my followers.
01:51What the hell?
02:02I'm not expecting money from anyone, especially this much.
02:05I'm not expecting money from you.
02:06I'm not expecting money from you.
02:09I'm not expecting money from you.
02:10Uh...
02:10Did you tell?
02:15Just fall.
02:18What?
02:21Oh, come on.
02:22Come on, I know you're in there, virgin.
02:25I can smell library dust and eyeglass cleaner.
02:28No virgins here.
02:37But you already knew that, right?
02:46Big time.
02:48No way.
02:50Guys like you only want one thing.
02:52Such as?
02:54Help passing math.
02:55Listen, I've got a really weird tech situation, and I know you're good with that kind of stuff, but it's got to be kept real secret.
03:03If you got a virus from a porn site, that's your own problem.
03:06What? No, no. Some stranger's putting money into my account.
03:10That also sounds super dodgy.
03:13What if we did a deal?
03:16You helped me, and I helped.
03:19Your fifth base in no time.
03:22It's a sexual reference for you.
03:25So, you can teach me how to flirt, and, you know, do things.
03:34I want to know what Leo will expect.
03:37Stuff.
03:40Maybe we should tackle it in order.
03:43The hockey team, you can make a big move there.
03:45So, my whole life is going to change.
03:50Go team.
03:51The person I wanted to see.
04:03Oh, shit.
04:04Like Leo.
04:05I don't even live here.
04:18It's so friggin' neat.
04:19I like things organized.
04:23My underwear is none of your business.
04:25I mean...
04:28Please stop talking about my underwear.
04:32I never noticed how beautiful they are before.
04:34Like everyone else?
04:37Come on.
04:38Don't be Dora the Ignorer.
04:42Can I ignore you?
04:43Because you're...
04:51Yeah.
04:56It's a big, flirty pack.
05:01I know.
05:02What you think?
05:03Yeah.
05:04Why not?
05:04But just remember, you've still got your training wheels on.
05:09Don't expect miracles.
05:17Alright.
05:19I'll grab us a drink.
05:20Just...
05:21Try to be cool.
05:24Dude.
05:25When am I not cool?
05:31Oh my god, there's Leo.
05:32You're worth a million of him, but you have no idea.
05:38Yeah.
05:38Good luck.
05:47I'm sorry if I was weird yesterday.
05:50You don't gotta say it.
05:52Minnie's a bitch.
05:54And you're awesome.
05:56I am?
05:57I am.
06:02Hey.
06:05Hey.
06:06Sorry, I don't mean to interrupt.
06:09Sorry if I was being weird yesterday.
06:16Yes, she does.
06:18Doesn't she, girls?
06:21We think it is her vagina.
06:23We call it a Dora.
06:30What the hell do you think you're doing?
06:33We're doing nothing.
06:35She needs you.
06:37Because...
06:38You're nothing.
06:41Oh.
06:41I thought you were talking about how much lube you need.
06:45She buys an Inventi size tubes.
06:47How cute!
06:49But with how many guys you're seeing, it's probably up to Trenta, right?
06:52What do you see in her?
07:02What does her bony bo...
07:03She's great.
07:05It's as simple as that, Mindy.
07:08Do you know what it'll do for my reputation if your first girlfriend after me is some pathetic little needy virgin?
07:16Why does Dora being a virgin bother you so much?
07:18This is just the start, you sexless ironing board.
07:25Get ready for the plan I have.
07:27Specifically for you.
07:29In five minutes.
07:34Come on.
07:35I'll tell you something about it.
07:36Wait here.
07:43I'll grab you some drinks and some snacks.
07:51Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
07:54I think we'd make a great team.
07:56I've been saving myself for years.
07:57Could you be any more desperate?
07:59Ready?
08:01Ready?
08:02Okay.
08:19Please stop.
08:21Please let me go.
08:27Neon, where are you?
08:49One more time.
08:52Say it! Say it! Say it! Say it! Say it!
09:08I always finish it.
09:10You're wrong.
09:19Let me get to you.
09:22Okay, you need to fight gnomes.
09:27Why do you care if she bullies me?
09:30Is she a pitiful br-
09:34Nora.
09:37I happen to think you're pretty great.
09:40One thing, since I'm apparently so amazing.
09:43Free of peace!
09:46Hold on!
09:47Beacon High sending in Timothy Hayes!
09:49Locks ticking down.
09:56This is Meek at High's last chance!
09:59Hayes!
10:02Hayes at the shot!
10:03He scores!
10:04Yay!
10:06Congratulations to Timothy Hayes!
10:08Our record-breaking scorer!
10:10And Nate Olsen-
10:11He sent me!
10:12Oh my god!
10:13I've crushed on Timothy for four years.
10:16Four years of watching from afar.
10:19Four years of celebrating in his arms.
10:23I've never...
10:24Evie.
10:27My first time.
10:28The Haw-
10:30Was it all-
10:31All the time that you need, okay?
10:32Uh...
10:33Bye.
10:35All the time-
10:36Aye.
10:37As I'm hungry.
10:38Any of the time that you need?
10:39I don't know.
10:40We will see it!
10:41Yeah, let's go!
10:42I can't help you and I'm stuck.
10:43I can't help you.
10:44No, I can't help you.
10:45Can't help you?
10:46Don't forget to be at the moment-
10:47What's that?
10:48What's that?
10:49Did it look like a young man?
10:50Was it a little-
10:51I don't know.
10:52It looked like a long time.
10:53Bye.
11:05Get back, Stella.
11:07How'd you end up with our star player's jersey?
11:10What'd you do?
11:11Steal it?
11:15Mystery sucker?
11:16Ew.
11:17My T-mo with that nerdy-
11:18Oh.
11:19Ladies and gentlemen, let me present to you Sir Timothy, the Virgin Slayer.
11:28Tim, the Virgin Slayer?
11:30I'm a man of my word.
11:32My bike, Chris Sinclair's V-card.
11:34My V-card?
11:36Easiest bet you've ever won, huh?
11:38That's amazing.
11:40How was she?
11:41Come on.
11:44I've had better, you know?
11:46I've had better, you know?
11:47Pan, you have had every girl in the whole entire school.
11:51I mean, come on now.
11:55Every girl in the whole school?
11:59Oh, boo-hoo, boo-hoo.
12:01And Kawasaki, a motorcycle?
12:03Great for used goods these days.
12:06Hmm.
12:06Maybe a toaster?
12:09Oh, sorry.
12:11Unless you're too dirty to miss.
12:22Yeah, this definitely looks better on you.
12:31Evie?
12:31Dirty little bitch for a-
12:33What the actual fuck?
12:38Back up the phone, please.
12:41Hey, everyone.
12:41Teams will take a breather before we get right back to it.
12:44Great Timothy Hayes.
12:46King of the ice.
12:46Can't even talk to the girl he's been eyeing since freshman year.
12:49Dude.
12:49Four years.
12:50I know.
12:51I could have her if I wanted.
12:54Okay.
12:55Prove it.
12:56One night with the Virgin Queen in our separate ways.
13:01It's your last chance, Romeo.
13:06Oh, shit.
13:08Evie can't see.
13:12For being his greatest conquest.
13:17Best graduation gift ever.
13:19Tell her thanks for making me-
13:20From a horse.
13:22I was just another trophy.
13:26With Hayes out of the way, your eyes will finally be on me.
13:42Just trust me, okay?
13:43This is going to be huge for us.
13:45Hey, please.
13:45Move it.
13:46Since what is some hockey player worth all this service?
13:49He's not just any player.
13:51He is the youngest record setter and hottest captain in the AHL.
13:54I'm sure you're getting the car opening.
13:56So many fans here.
13:57Everyone's so excited to see him.
13:59I have insider info that nobody else says.
14:01I have insider info that nobody else says.
14:07Exclusive interview with him to see his new lives.
14:09He's in position.
14:11He's in position.
14:13He's in position.
14:16Mr. Rations.
14:17L.A. is home now, and I do love Hayes' personal life.
14:20Mr. Hayes, where it is you chose L.A. to reunite with someone special?
14:24I said no questions regarding that, please.
14:27I transferred to L.A. to find somebody very special.
14:30The woman that I love.
14:31Does this mystery woman have a name?
14:41Evie.
14:49Evie, I'm sorry.
14:51Miles of every single one of Timothy Hayes' rumored girlfriends.
14:55Anyone starting with the name Evie, Evelyn, Steve, check middle names too.
14:59Please tell us more about her.
15:00Maybe you should help me find her.
15:02Hey, that's all for today, folks.
15:04Okay?
15:15Trust me, Evie.
15:18I have the best decorations in my home, so...
15:21What about the mystery woman?
15:22Where does you chose L.A. to reunite with someone special?
15:24I said somebody very special.
15:27The woman that I love.
15:28Does this mystery woman have a name?
15:29For everything.
15:42Well, that's easy.
15:43That's quite a good type of apology to make.
15:44Is she a local?
15:45Is anyone starting with the name Evie, Evelyn, Steve, check middle names too.
15:50Please tell us more about her.
15:51Okay.
15:51Okay.
16:03Trust me, Evie.
16:12How is this Evie?
16:13How long have you been known?
16:14Tell us more about her.
16:15Tell us more about her.
16:16It was Evie.
16:16She doesn't even want to know.
16:18Where did you meet her?
16:19Tell us more about her.
16:19There you are.
16:26You vanished yesterday.
16:28Just like Cinderella at midnight.
16:29What gives?
16:30Migraine.
16:31Need a smear.
16:32You ran.
16:34Like...
16:35Wait.
16:37No way.
16:39You're not the Evie.
16:43In L.A.?
16:45God, I would kill for your name right now.
16:48That way I could pretend he's talking to me.
16:49It's like a fairytale.
16:53Evie.
16:54Jasper.
16:54My office.
16:55Now.
16:57Hmm.
16:58Yesterday's numbers were fantastic.
17:00That Hayes interview topped every platform.
17:05We've lost corporate sponsorships, money, and we always rank at the bottom of the local news.
17:12You're firing me?
17:13Oh, don't worry, sweetie.
17:16I mean, there's always OnlyFans.
17:21How is this possible?
17:23In our date.
17:24Oh, that's so cute.
17:26In our news show over to someone who thinks that a soundbite is a microwave snack.
17:30Hey, my father wants fresh blood behind the scenes, and that's me!
17:34Enough!
17:34You know what?
17:39How about this?
17:40Whoever lands and exc-
17:41Keeps their job.
17:43You know, he's never done a-
17:44Oh, God.
17:48Look.
17:49If thee-
17:50From Hayes for six years, there's probably-
17:53You're up from the grave!
17:54I don't care!
17:55Half the town is looking for her!
17:57No Hayes?
17:58No Evie?
17:59You're fired.
18:00You're fired.
18:04You're fired.
18:34Woo! Yeah!
18:36I'm Dora Miller, the ice hockey team's assistant that no one cares about.
18:40I love this job, mostly because it keeps me close to Leo.
18:44My crush since childhood.
18:46Wait, did Leo really stop to help me?
18:49Then an assistant.
18:52You just got pucked, Dora.
18:58Bye-bye.
19:04Get with Leo, lose my big card.
19:13You followed the diver to...
19:16How do you feel?
19:18Stop being such a pussy and go for it!
19:34Can it wait? I'm just... a little busy.
19:43Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
19:46I want to take my virginity next month before my 18th birthday.
19:52Don't like-
19:53Oh!
19:54Oh, sweet.
19:59A pleading little virgin.
20:02Oh, don't let me stop you, Dora.
20:07What else do you have to say to Leo?
20:11But I do love what you've done with your hair.
20:15Oh?
20:16I'll just...
20:21I'll leave you guys.
20:22Go.
20:23That's interesting.
20:26Women have a choice for...
20:28They can be appealing,
20:30or they can be you.
20:34I like this guy.
20:35So would my great-great-great-grandmother.
20:38Leo's rich, poor.
20:40We're in, you're out.
20:42Repeat that to yourself when you go and cry into your greasy pillow.
20:45This doesn't happen for weeks.
20:53This for my followers?
21:03What the hell?
21:04I'm not expecting money for-
21:06What?
21:09Um...
21:13Did you tell just-
21:14Why?
21:15I just need to pee.
21:20Oh, come on, it's not that bad.
21:22Even though the whole school's gonna know that I'm-
21:24Virgin!
21:26Are you in there trying to slip on some guy in the shower?
21:30Come on, I know you're in there, Virgin.
21:32I can smell library dust and eyeglass cleaner.
21:36TROY.
21:41TROY.
21:43No virgins here.
21:50I saved you.
21:54Now you're home.
21:56Big time.
21:58No way.
22:00Guys like you only want one thing.
22:03Such as?
22:05Help passing math.
22:07Listen, I've got a really weird text situation and I-
22:11No, no, some stranger's putting money into my-
22:15That also sounds super dodgy.
22:18It's a sexual reference.
22:19For you.
22:21I've been waiting for him.
22:23So do we have a deal?
22:25Okay, but I need to clear something up.
22:28Fifth base?
22:29I thought it was fourth.
22:34I'm not super familiar.
22:36Maybe we should tackle it in order.
22:38What about this?
22:40Alright, flirtings.
22:41Sounds good.
22:42Just, uh, don't forget about fashion.
22:44Here's an answer for the hockey team.
22:45You can make a big move there.
22:47You're not that hopeless.
22:49We can meet up tomorrow morning to discuss tactics.
22:52Okay.
22:53So life is gonna change.
22:55Go team.
23:00Yeah.
23:01I was just feeling-
23:02I shouldn't have reacted that way.
23:04Yeah.
23:05Wouldn't we girls sometimes?
23:11What the hell, Laura?
23:12Do you even live here?
23:13It's so friggin' neat.
23:14I like things organized.
23:18Checking to see if your underwear is color-coded.
23:21My underwear is none of your business.
23:25I mean-
23:36Just-
23:37What are you doing?
23:38Little eyes, Dora.
23:41They're just eyes.
23:43I have two-
23:44Come on, Dora.
23:45I was flirting with you.
23:46See-
23:49Why couldn't I see what you-
23:51You're flirting with-
23:52I know.
23:53I will practice on Leo.
23:54At the party tonight.
23:55I know.
23:56I will practice on Leo.
23:57At the party tonight.
23:58I know.
23:59But just remember-
24:01But just remember-
24:12Alright.
24:14I'll grab us a drink.
24:15Just-
24:17Try to be cool.
24:19Dude.
24:20When am I not cool?
24:21I will.
24:22Oh my god there's Leo.
24:31There she goes, there they go.
24:36Here she goes, here he goes.
24:38I felt you staring at me from over there.
24:41I-I'm sorry if I was weird yesterday-
24:44You don't gotta say it.
24:46I am?
24:48I am.
24:52It's cool.
24:54Cool.
24:56Sorry if I was being weird yesterday.
25:00You don't gotta say it. It's cool.
25:04Okay.
25:06Yes, she does.
25:10Whatever it is.
25:12And I think it is her vagina.
25:16It's like a vagina, only drier.
25:20We call it Adora.
25:22What the hell do you think you're doing?
25:26Nothing.
25:28Oh, I thought you were talking about how much lube you need.
25:32She buys it in venti-sized tubes.
25:34How cute!
25:36But with how many guys you're seeing, it's probably up to Trenta, right?
25:40Don't you dare laugh!
25:44Oh, it's about me all of a sudden.
25:46What do you see in her?
25:48Dora the Borer?
25:50Does her bony body make your boner look bigger?
25:54She's great.
25:56It's as simple as that, Mindy.
25:58Do you know what it'll do for my reputation if your first girlfriend after me is some pathetic little needy virgin?
26:04Why does Dora being a virgin bother you so much?
26:08I think it's kinda sweet.
26:10Oh, shes it!
26:11Hey, I'm sorry.
26:12You're a bitch.
26:13It's a bitch.
26:14I'm sorry.
26:15What is it?
26:16You're a bitch.
26:17You're a bitch.
26:18I'm sorry, you're a bitch.
26:20I'm sorry.
26:21Oh, I'm sorry.
26:22I'm sorry.
26:23I'm sorry.
26:24I'm sorry.
26:25You're a bitch.
26:26I'm sorry.
26:27Yeah, you're a bitch.
26:28You're a bitch.
26:34This is just the start, you sexless ironing board.
26:39Get ready for the plan I have, specifically for you, in five minutes.
26:54Come on, I'll tell you something about it.
26:57Wait here, I'll grab you some drinks and some snacks.
27:15Leo, I have been in love with you for years. I think we'd make a great team.
27:19I've been saving myself for you and I want you to be the one to take my virginity before my 18th birthday next month.
27:27Ouch, that's a real kick in the lady nuts.
27:32Could you be any more desperate?
27:35I don't know. Can you, Dora?
27:39Ready? Okay.
27:42Take my virginity! Take my virginity!
27:46Take my virginity!
27:57Please, stop.
28:09Please, let me go.
28:14Let me go.
28:15Please!
28:17What!
28:22No!
28:23I'm sorry.
28:40Leon, where are you?
28:47I hope Leo doesn't see me like this.
28:52Please.
28:53Please let me go.
28:54Mom, honey, you want to go?
28:57Please.
28:59You can go.
29:01We just want to hear you say it.
29:04One more time.
29:05Say, take my virginity.
29:09Say it.
29:11Say it.
29:12Say it.
29:13Say it.
29:14Say it.
29:16Say it.
29:19That's enough!
29:23And you wonder why guys keep leaving you.
29:31I don't care what anyone says.
29:35When someone starts shit with me, I always finish it.
29:40You're wrong.
29:42I don't finish it.
29:44I don't finish it.
29:45You're wrong.
29:46I'm sorry.
29:46I don't know why.
29:47I don't know why.
29:48You're wrong.
29:49I don't know why.
29:50I don't know why.
29:51I'll get you, Tisha.
30:07Sorry.
30:11I'm not usually a crier.
30:18You can't let Mindy get to you.
30:23You need to fight back, like with a shark.
30:25You just need to punch her in the nose.
30:29Why do you care if she bullies me?
30:36You remind me of my little sister.
30:38Is she a pitiful virgin loser, too?
30:44I mean, she's eight.
30:46I really hope so.
30:48I remind you of an eight-year-old.
30:55Stop crying.
30:58It's all gonna be okay.
31:03It's easy for you to say.
31:05You have to go to the hockey team.
31:08Everyone loves you.
31:11And I'm just...
31:14Nora.
31:18I happen to think you're pretty great.
31:24And, hey, that should count for something, since I'm apparently so amazing.
31:30I thought you just said that at the party to mess with Mindy.
31:43Because I meant it.
31:44Ladies and gentlemen.
31:45Only 18 seconds left in this overtime.
31:46Northern Light and Beacon High are tied at three of peace.
31:50Hold on.
31:51Meacon High's sending in Timothy Hayes.
31:53He's with the puck.
31:57Locks ticking down.
31:58This is Meacon High's last chance.
32:00Hayes!
32:01Hayes!
32:02Hayes!
32:03Hayes!
32:04Hayes!
32:05Hayes!
32:06Hayes with the puck.
32:07Locks ticking down.
32:08This is Meacon High's last chance.
32:09Hayes!
32:10Hayes!
32:11Hayes!
32:12Hayes with the shot.
32:13He scores!
32:14Yay!
32:15Congratulations to Timothy Hayes, our record-breaking scorer, and named Allstate Center, ending his
32:32final Beacon High game in style.
32:39Oh my god, did you see that?
32:40Tima just winked at me.
32:41Oh my god.
32:42Yeah.
32:43I've crushed on Timothy for four years.
32:46Four years of watching from afar.
32:49Four years of celebrating his victories alone.
32:52I never imagined the night before we graduate, I'd be celebrating here in his room.
33:01In his room.
33:02In his arms.
33:03I've never done this before.
33:07Trust me, Evie.
33:09My first time.
33:10The hockey captain I've been crushing on for all these years.
33:16Was it all just a dream?
33:17Good morning.
33:18You know, I think it was why I want to be a dream.
33:19I did a dream.
33:20I was able to have passed away from the judge.
33:21That was my dream.
33:22He was going to be a dream.
33:24It was a dream.
33:25I thought I was a dreamer, and I thought it was a dreamer.
33:26I thought it was a dreamer.
33:27I thought it was a dreamer, but it was a dreamer of not to be a dreamer, but it was
33:29a dreamer.
33:30I thought it was a dreamer.
33:31My first time.
33:32The hockey captain I've been crushing on for all these years.
33:35Was it all just a dreamer?
33:41Good morning.
33:47You know, I think that jersey looks better on you than it ever did on me.
33:53So I gotta get to practice, but you can let yourself out.
33:56Take all the time that you need, okay?
34:08Bye.
34:09Bye.
34:11How'd you end up with our star player's jersey?
34:24What'd you do?
34:25Steal it?
34:29Mystery solved.
34:30Guess you see Mickey Hayes slipped away from the grad party with.
34:35He was with her?
34:37Ew.
34:37My Timo with that nerdy bitch last night?
34:40No way.
34:42Oh, there he is.
34:44Oh.
34:48Ladies and gentlemen, let me present to you Sir Timothy, the Virgin Slayer.
34:54Tim, the Virgin Slayer?
34:56I'm a man of my word.
34:58My bike.
34:59Chris Sinclair's V-card.
35:00My V-card?
35:02Easiest bet you've ever won, huh?
35:03Oh, man.
35:07How was she?
35:08Come on.
35:10I've had better, you know?
35:13Dude, you are the man.
35:15You have had every girl in the whole entire school.
35:18I mean, come on now.
35:22Every girl in the whole school?
35:24Oh, boo-hoo.
35:27Your precious first time is worth exactly one Kawasaki motorcycle?
35:33How does it feel to be nothing more than a bet?
35:35What's the going rate for used goods these days?
35:37Maybe a toaster?
35:41If she's lucky.
35:44Wait, wait.
35:45No, keep it.
35:46You earned it.
35:47But remember, Timothy Hayes would never look twice at you without a bet involved.
35:51Unless you're too dirty to miss.
36:11Yeah, this definitely looks better on you.
36:21Evie?
36:30Hey, Evie!
36:32Man, you the man!
36:35Bringing that nerdy little bitch for a-
36:37What the actual fuck?
36:44Come on, Evie.
36:45Pick up the phone, please.
36:47Hey, this is Evie.
36:48Leave a message after the beep.
36:51And with that wisdom, we've got to break before the final period.
36:56Both teams will take a breather before we get right back to it.
37:02The great Timothy Hayes.
37:04King of the eyes.
37:05Can't even talk to the girl he's been eyeing since freshman year.
37:08Dude, four years of those pathetic puppy dog looks is getting sad, man.
37:12Unless, you're scared she'll say no.
37:16I could have her if I wanted.
37:19Okay, prove it.
37:21One night with the Virgin Queen, and my new Kawasaki is yours.
37:28After graduation, we're all going our separate ways.
37:31It's your last chance, Romeo.
37:35Here we go.
37:36Third period underway.
37:3720 minutes to decide it all.
37:39Tick-tock, Hayes.
37:40What's it going to be?
37:41The bike?
37:42Or your reputation?
37:45Deal.
37:45Right.
37:46Ha.
37:47Ha, ha, ha, ha.
37:48Ha.
37:51Can I please see her?
37:57Yeah, let me go get the girl whose virginity you traded for a motorcycle.
38:01Get real.
38:02Okay, that's not what happened, all right?
38:04Hey, Evie!
38:05Hey, Evie!
38:06I can explain!
38:07Hey, Evie!
38:08Can I...
38:09I want to explain!
38:10What part of she doesn't want to see you is it computing?
38:12Jesus.
38:15Can you please give this to her?
38:18There's everything that I want to tell her.
38:20And tell her to meet me at Marco's restaurant later tonight.
38:24What?
38:25Go.
38:39I've liked you since the first day of high school.
38:43Bullshit.
38:44Evie can't see this.
38:50What did he want?
38:52To give you a thank you card.
38:55For what?
38:58For being his greatest...
39:00Conquest.
39:03His exact words were,
39:04Evie being a virgin made it perfect.
39:06Best graduation gift ever. Tell her thanks for making me a legend.
39:12Oh God.
39:15Four years of loving him from afar.
39:19It was just another trophy.
39:32With Hayes out of the way, your eyes will finally be on me.
39:37Just trust me, okay? This is going to be huge for us.
39:40Hey, please, move it.
39:41Since what is some hockey player worth on the surface?
39:44He's not just any player.
39:46He is the youngest record setter and hottest captain in the AHL.
39:51So many fans here. Everyone's so excited to see him.
39:55I have insider info that nobody else says.
39:57An exclusive.
39:59It better be worth it because Robert is breathing down my neck about our room.
40:04She's driving up right now.
40:08Time for the HB exclusive interview.
40:09Move it.
40:10She lives.
40:11Let's in positions.
40:13Control room, stand by.
40:15Four.
40:16Three.
40:17Two.
40:18One.
40:20Lie.
40:21Two.
40:22Two.
40:23Two.
40:24Two.
40:25Two.
40:26Two.
40:27Three.
40:28Two.
40:29Three.
40:30Three.
40:32Two.
40:33Three.
40:34Two.
40:36Mr. Superstar himself, Timothy Hayes.
40:38Any Hadley Cup predictions?
40:39LA is home now and I do love to have the best decorations in my home, so.
40:44What about the Miss America drama? Sources say you were spotted out.
40:47No comment on Mr. Hayes' personal life. Thank you.
40:50Mr. Hayes, where it is you chose LA to reunite with someone special?
40:53I said no questions regarding that.
40:55I transferred to LA to find somebody very special.
40:59The woman that I love.
41:00Does this mystery woman have a name?
41:10EB.
41:14Evie, I'm sorry.
41:21For everything.
41:26Well, that's easy. That's quite the type of apology to make.
41:28Is she a local?
41:29Is that the supermodel who married the rock star?
41:31Find out or I will fire her.
41:32I need profiles of every single one of Timothy Hayes' rumored girlfriends.
41:36Anyone starting with the name Evie, Evelyn, Steve, check middle names too.
41:40Please tell us more about her.
41:41Maybe there's some people behind her.
41:42That's all for today, folks.
41:45Okay?
41:56Trust me, Evie.
42:04Evie?
42:05The wrong person.
42:06Who is this Evie?
42:07How long have you been known?
42:08Tell us more about her.
42:09Who is Evie?
42:10Please.
42:11Does anyone want to know?
42:12Where did you meet her?
42:13Tell us more about her.
42:14Tell us more about her.
42:15There you are.
42:16You vanished yesterday.
42:17Just like Cinderella at midnight.
42:18What gives?
42:19Migraine.
42:20Need a smear.
42:21You ran.
42:22Like, wait.
42:23No way.
42:24You're not the Evie.
42:25Do you know how many Evie's there are in LA?
42:26God, I would kill for your name right now.
42:28That way I could pretend he's talking to me.
42:29It's like a fairy tale.
42:30Oh, you're not the Evie.
42:31I'm so sorry.
42:32I'm so sorry.
42:33I'm so sorry.
42:34I'm sorry.
42:35I'm sorry.
42:36I'm sorry.
42:37I'm sorry.
42:38I'm sorry.
42:39I'm sorry.
42:40I'm sorry.
42:41I'm sorry.
42:42I'm sorry.
42:43I'm sorry.
42:44You're not the Evie.
42:49Do you know how many Evie's there are in LA?
42:51God, I would kill for your name right now.
42:54That way I could pretend he's talking to me.
42:56It's like a fairy tale.
43:00Evie.
43:01Jasper.
43:02My office.
43:03Now.
43:04Huh.
43:07Hmm.
43:08Yesterday's numbers were fantastic.
43:09That Hayes interview topped every platform.
43:13Thank you, sir.
43:16I won't let you down.
43:17I-
43:18But it's not enough to stave off bankruptcy.
43:20The last three years, we've lost corporate sponsorships, money, and we always rank at
43:25the bottom of the local news.
43:27We need to restructure.
43:31Restructure?
43:33Let's skip the corporate euphemisms, shall we?
43:36You're done here, Sinclair.
43:37We're eliminating your position, Evie.
43:39Can't justify the cost of two producers.
43:41You're-
43:43You're firing me?
43:45Oh, don't worry, sweetie.
43:47I mean, there's always OnlyFans.
43:52How is this possible?
43:54I mean, I'm first in, last out.
43:55I work 16-hour days.
43:57Oh, that's so cute.
43:59But my father invested millions into the station, so there's no way they're getting rid of me.
44:04Right?
44:05Don't tempt me, Jasper.
44:06Are you seriously handing our news show over to someone who thinks that a sound bite is a microwave snack?
44:13Hey, my father wants fresh blood behind the scenes, and that's me!
44:16Enough!
44:21You know what, how about this?
44:22Whoever lands an exclusive interview with Timothy Hayes, keeps their job.
44:28You know, he's never done a sit-down interview with any network before.
44:32No, no, I can't.
44:34Please.
44:35Easy peasy.
44:36I was already vibing with the guy last winter in Stade.
44:39That's in Switzerland, by the way.
44:41Is there any other project you can put me on?
44:45Anything but Hayes?
44:47Well, if you can't get me Hayes, then get me the Evie.
44:51Look, if the Evie has been hiding from Hayes for six years, there's probably a good reason-
45:03Then dig her up!
45:05Dig her up from the grave, I don't care!
45:08Half the town is looking for her!
45:10No Hayes?
45:11No Evie?
45:12Then you're fired.
45:21You're fired.
45:24I won't be a woman, I won't be a man.
45:26Any other words?
45:27There's a relationship with her.
45:28I didn't believe you.
45:29I don't care.
45:30I'm talking to you.
45:32How do you feel about it?
45:33If you do, let me show you how you feel about it, then you're doing a business-
45:36Get to the party, then I don't care.
45:37And you unable to do this.
45:38If you want to be a man-
45:39Yeah, I don't care.
45:41Something like that, y'all.
45:42I always care.
45:43Something like that.
45:44Everything like that.
45:45You know, what do you want to do?
45:46You have to do that.
45:47I can't do that.
45:48This is a driver with your head.
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