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00:00But back then, I had no idea how dangerous dreams could be, and how badly people could get hurt.
00:11It all started when I got an early birthday present for my parents.
00:17Happy birthday to my dearest daughter.
00:20I thought I was only one month away from turning 18.
00:22I'd lose my big card.
00:34If you want it, you're going to have to make it happen.
00:38Stop being such a pussy and go for it.
00:46Dora, I'm just a little busy.
01:01Oh my god!
01:02What did she just say?
01:03She's a virgin.
01:04L-M-A-O.
01:05The pleading little virgin.
01:08Oh, don't let me stop you, Dora.
01:11Honey, something in the toilet made me think of you?
01:15Wait.
01:17It...it...
01:21Women have a choice for...
01:23They can be appealing, or they can be you.
01:29I like this cardigan.
01:33Leo's hot.
01:34You're not.
01:36Leo's rich, poor.
01:38We're in your own.
01:40Repeat that to yourself when you go and grind.
01:42Maybe?
01:43Know your place, nerd.
01:50You could just, uh...
01:52Finish off with some tears for my followers?
02:06What the hell?
02:07I'm not expecting money from anyone, especially this much.
02:19Did your towel just fall?
02:23What?
02:26Oh, come-
02:27Come on, I know you're in there, virgin.
02:30I can smell library dust and eyeglass cleaner.
02:37No virgins here.
02:42But you already knew that, right?
02:51Big time.
02:53No way.
02:54Guys like you only want one thing.
02:57Such as?
02:58Help passing math.
03:02Listen, I've got a really weird tech situation and I know you're good with that kind of stuff.
03:06But it's gotta be kept real secret.
03:08If you got a virus from a porn site, that's your own problem.
03:11What?
03:12No, no.
03:13Some stranger's putting money into my account and-
03:15That also sounds super dodgy.
03:17I'm not-
03:18What if we did a deal?
03:21You helped me, and I helped-
03:23Your fifth base in no time.
03:25It's a sexual reference.
03:28For you.
03:31Okay, so-
03:33You can teach me how to flirt and-
03:35You know-
03:37Do things.
03:39Wanna know what Leo will expect.
03:41Stuff.
03:45Maybe we should tackle it in order.
03:47Okay.
03:48The hockey team.
03:49You can make a big move there.
03:50So my-
03:53My whole life is gonna change.
03:55Go team.
03:58Oops, turkey.
03:59Gotcha.
04:06The person I wanted to see.
04:08Oh shit.
04:09Like Leo.
04:10I know.
04:12But I should-
04:21Do I already even live here?
04:23It's so friggin' neat.
04:24I like things organized.
04:28My underwear is none of your business.
04:32I mean-
04:33Can-
04:34Please stop talking about my underwear.
04:37I never noticed how beautiful they are before.
04:39Like everyone else.
04:42Come on.
04:43Don't be Dora the Ignorer.
04:47Can I bore you?
04:54Cause you-
05:00Yeah.
05:01It's a big flirty pack.
05:06I know.
05:07Whatcha think?
05:08Yeah.
05:09Why not?
05:11But just remember you still got your training wheels on.
05:14Don't expect miracles.
05:22Alright.
05:24I'll grab us a drink.
05:25Just-
05:27Try to be coo-
05:29Dude.
05:30When am I not cool?
05:31Hell-
05:34Oh my god.
05:35There's Leo.
05:37You're worth a million of him.
05:40But you have no idea.
05:41Yeah.
05:42Good luck.
05:43I'm sorry if I was beard yesterday you don't gotta say it
05:56Minnie's a bitch and you're awesome
06:00I am sorry I don't mean to interrupt sorry if I was being weird yesterday
06:21yes she does doesn't she girls we think it is her vagina
06:28it we call it a Dora
06:35what the hell do you think you're doing we're doing nothing she needs you
06:41because you're nothing oh I thought you were talking about how much lube you
06:48need she buys an eventy size tubes but with how many guys you're seeing it's
06:55probably up to Trenta right
07:04what do you see her what does her bony but she's great it's as simple as that
07:10Mindy
07:13do you know what it'll do for my reputation if your first girlfriend after me is
07:17some pathetic little needy virgin why does door being a virgin bother you so
07:25this is just the start you sexless ironing board
07:30get ready for the plan I have specifically for you in five minutes
07:35come on come on I'll tell you something about it
07:44oh wait here I'll grab you some drinks and some snacks
07:50do you know I have been in love with you for years I think we would make a great team
08:00I've been saving myself for you could you be any more desperate
08:06ready okay
08:20oh
08:24please stop
08:31please let me go
08:34oh
08:45oh
08:47oh
08:47oh
08:48oh
08:50yeah where are you
08:51One more time.
08:57Say it! Say it! Say it! Say it! Say it!
09:11I always finish it.
09:14You're wrong.
09:21I'm gonna get to you.
09:26Okay, you need to fight gnomes.
09:32Why do you care if she bullies me?
09:34Is she a pitiful b-
09:37No!
09:39Nora.
09:41I happen to think you're pretty great.
09:45One thing, since I'm apparently so amazing.
09:49Meekin High sending in Timothy Hayes.
09:59Locks ticking down. This is Meekin High's last chance.
10:07Hayes with the shot. He scores!
10:10Congratulations to Timothy Hayes, our record-breaking scorer.
10:14And Nate Olsen-
10:16Oh my god!
10:18I've crushed on Timothy for four years.
10:20Four years of watching from afar.
10:23Four years of celebrating in his arms.
10:26I've never...
10:28Evie.
10:30My first time.
10:46The hawk-
10:47Was it all-
10:49Take all the time that you need, okay?
10:52Uh...
10:53Bye.
10:54Get back, Stella.
10:55How'd you end up with our star player's jersey?
10:57What'd you do?
10:58Steal it?
10:59Mystery s-
11:00Her?
11:01Ew!
11:02My Teemo with that ner-
11:03Oh!
11:04Oh!
11:05Oh!
11:06Oh!
11:07Oh!
11:08Oh!
11:09Oh!
11:10Oh!
11:11Oh!
11:12Oh!
11:13Oh!
11:14Oh!
11:15Oh!
11:16Oh!
11:17Oh!
11:18Oh!
11:19Oh!
11:20Oh!
11:21Ew!
11:22My Teemo with that ner-
11:23Oooh!
11:27Ladies and gentlemen, let me present to you Ser Timothy...
11:31The Virgin Slayer.
11:32Tim...the Virgin slayer?
11:34I'm a man of my word.
11:36My bike...
11:37Dr. Sinclair's v-card.
11:38My V-card?
11:39Easiest Emmy you've ever won.
11:40How was she? Come on.
11:46I've had better.
11:48You know?
11:50I've had better, you know?
11:52Man, you have had every girl in the whole entire school. I mean, come on now.
12:00Every girl in the whole school?
12:03Oh boo hoo, boo hoo.
12:05And Kawasaki, a motorcycle?
12:08Great for used goods these days.
12:10Hmm, maybe a toaster?
12:20Unless you're too dirty to miss.
12:27Yeah, this definitely looks better on you.
12:35Evie?
12:36Dirty little bitch for a-
12:40What the actual fuck?
12:42Back up the phone, please.
12:44Hey, everyone.
12:45Teams will take a breather before we get right back to it.
12:48Great Timothy Hayes.
12:50King of the ice.
12:51Can't even talk to the girl he's been eyeing since freshman year.
12:53Dude, for a year now.
12:56I could have her if I wanted.
12:59Okay.
13:00Prove it.
13:02One night with the Virgin Queen in our separate ways.
13:05It's your last chance, Romeo.
13:11Bullshit.
13:12Evie can't see-
13:13For being his greatest-
13:18Conquest.
13:20Best graduation gift ever.
13:23Tell her thanks for making me-
13:25From a horse.
13:26I was just another trophy.
13:28Another trophy?
13:41With Hayes out of the way, your eyes will finally be on me.
13:46Just trust me, okay? This is going to be huge for us.
13:49Hey, please. Move it.
13:50Since what is some hockey player worth on the surface?
13:53He's not just any player.
13:55He is the youngest record setter and hottest captain in the AHL.
13:58Make sure you're getting the car opening.
14:00There's so many fans here. Everyone's so excited to see him.
14:03I have insider info that nobody else says.
14:05I don't care about our room.
14:06No!
14:07No!
14:08No!
14:09No!
14:10No!
14:11No!
14:12No!
14:13No!
14:14No!
14:15No!
14:16No!
14:17No!
14:18No!
14:19No!
14:20No!
14:21No!
14:22No!
14:23No!
14:24No!
14:25No!
14:26No!
14:27No!
14:28No!
14:29No!
14:30No!
14:31I transfer to LA to find somebody very special.
14:33very special. The woman that I love. Does this mystery woman have a name?
14:46Evie.
14:54Evie, I'm sorry.
14:57Miles of every single one of Timothy Hayes' rumored girlfriends. Anyone starting with the name
15:01of Evie, Evelyn, Steve, uh, check middle names too. Please tell us more about her major stuff.
15:06No, no, no, no. Hey, that's all for today, folks. Okay? Thank you.
15:20Trust me, Evie.
15:23I have the best decorations in my home, so...
15:26Where does you chose L.A. to reunite with someone special?
15:29I said somebody very special.
15:30The woman that I love.
15:33Does this mystery woman have a name?
15:41For everything.
15:47Well, that's crazy. That's quite the type of apology to make.
15:49Is she a local?
15:50Is that the supermodel?
15:51Is anyone starting with the name Evie, Evelyn, Steve, uh, check middle names too.
15:55Please tell us more about her major stuff.
15:56Okay. Thank you.
15:58Trust me, Evie.
16:10How is this Evie?
16:18Tell us more about her major stuff.
16:21Tell us more about her major stuff.
16:22Tell us more about her major stuff.
16:23You know her?
16:24Tell us more about her major stuff.
16:25Tell us more about her major stuff.
16:29There you are.
16:31You vanished yesterday.
16:32Just like Cinderella at midnight.
16:34What gives?
16:35Migraine.
16:36Need a smear.
16:37You ran.
16:39Like...
16:39Wait.
16:42No way.
16:44You're not the Evie.
16:45Evie.
16:48In L.A.?
16:50God, I would kill for your name right now.
16:53That way I could pretend he's talking to me.
16:54It's like a fairy tale.
16:58Evie.
16:59Jasper.
16:59My office.
17:00Now.
17:02Hmm.
17:03Yesterday's numbers were fantastic.
17:04That Hayes interview...
17:06topped every platform.
17:10We've lost corporate sponsorships, money,
17:12and we always rank at the bottom of the local news.
17:16You're firing me?
17:19Oh.
17:20Don't worry, sweetie.
17:21I mean...
17:23There's always OnlyFans.
17:26How is this possible in our date?
17:29Oh, that's so cute.
17:31Our news show over to someone who thinks that a soundbite is a microwave snack.
17:35Hey, my father wants fresh blood behind the scenes,
17:38and that's me!
17:39Enough!
17:43You know what?
17:44How about this?
17:45Whoever lands and...
17:46keeps their job.
17:48You know, he's never done a...
17:49Oh, God.
17:53Look.
17:54If thee...
17:55from Hayes for six years,
17:57there's probably...
17:58from the grave!
17:59I don't care!
18:00Half the town is looking for her!
18:01No Hayes!
18:03No Eevee!
18:04You're fired!
18:05You're fired!
18:31Go, Leo!
18:37Go, Leo!
18:38Go, Leo!
18:39Woo!
18:40Yeah!
18:41I'm Dora Miller,
18:43the ice hockey team's assistant that no one cares about.
18:46I love this job,
18:47mostly because it keeps me close to Leo,
18:49my crush since childhood.
18:51Wait.
18:52Did Leo really stop to help me?
18:55Then an assistant.
18:57Just got pucked, Dora.
18:59Bye-bye.
19:09Get with Leo.
19:11Lose my big card.
19:18You followed...
19:19the guy, Virgin.
19:21How do you feel?
19:24Stop being such a pussy and go for it!
19:26I'm...
19:26I'm...
19:27I'm...
19:28I'm...
19:29I'm...
19:43I'm...
19:46Can it wait?
19:47I'm just...
19:47a little busy.
19:49Leo, I've been in love with you for years.
19:52I want to take my virginity next month before my 18th birthday.
19:54I...
19:57Don't like go.
20:03How sweet, a pleading little virgin.
20:07Oh, don't let me stop you, Dora.
20:12What else do you have to say to Leo?
20:16But I do love what you've done with your hair.
20:24I'll just... I'll leave you guys. Go.
20:28That's interesting.
20:31Women have a choice for...
20:33They can be appealing, or they can be you.
20:39I like this guy.
20:40So would my great-great-great-grandmother.
20:43Leo's rich, poor.
20:45We're in, you're out.
20:47Repeat that to yourself when you go and grind to your greasy pillow.
20:50Hello.
20:51Who's looking at me, please?
20:57Here's for my followers.
21:07What the hell?
21:08I'm not expecting money.
21:09I'm not expecting money.
21:18Did you tell me just-
21:19Why?
21:20I wanna sneak a peek.
21:25Oh, come on, it's not that bad.
21:27Even though the whole school's gonna know that I'm a virgin!
21:31Are you in there trying to slip on some guy in the shower?
21:34Come on, I know you're in there, virgin.
21:37I can smell library dust and eyeglass cleaner.
21:45Troy.
21:47No virgins here.
21:56Oh!
21:58I saved you.
21:59Now you won't.
22:01Big time.
22:03No way.
22:05Guys like you only want one thing.
22:07Such as?
22:09Help passing math.
22:12Listen, I've got a really weird text situation and I-
22:16No, no, some stranger's putting money into my-
22:19That also sounds super dodgy.
22:22It's a sexual reference.
22:24For you.
22:26I've been waiting for him.
22:28So do we have a deal?
22:30Okay.
22:31But I need to clear something up.
22:33Fifth base?
22:34I thought it was fourth.
22:38I'm not super familiar.
22:41Maybe we should tackle it in order.
22:42What about this?
22:44Alright.
22:45Flirting sounds.
22:46Sounds good.
22:47Just, uh, don't forget about fashion.
22:48There's an answer for the hockey team.
22:49You can make a big move there.
22:51You're not that hopeless.
22:53We can meet up tomorrow morning to discuss tactics.
22:56Okay.
22:57Life is gonna change.
22:59Go team.
23:04Yeah.
23:05I was just feeling-
23:06I shouldn't have reacted that way.
23:09Yeah.
23:10I'll stop doing that.
23:12Stop doing that.
23:16What the hell, Laura?
23:17Do you even live here?
23:18It's so friggin' neat.
23:19I like things organized.
23:22Checking to see if your underwear is color coded.
23:26My underwear is none of your business.
23:29I mean...
23:40What are you doing?
23:42They're little eyes, Dora.
23:44They're just eyes.
23:46I have two-
23:48Come on, Dora, I was flirting with you!
23:50See?
23:52Why couldn't I see what you-
23:58You're flirting.
24:00I know. I will practice on Leo at the party tonight.
24:04But just remember-
24:10Alright.
24:18I'll grab us a drink.
24:20Just...
24:22Try to be cool.
24:24Dude, when am I not cool?
24:30Oh my god, there's Leo.
24:36I should go.
24:38I felt you staring at me from over there.
24:44I'm sorry if I was weird yesterday.
24:48You don't gotta say it.
24:50I know.
24:52I know.
24:54It's cool.
24:56Cool.
24:58Cool.
25:00Yeah.
25:02Sorry if I was being weird yesterday.
25:04You don't gotta say it. It's cool.
25:08Okay.
25:10Uh...
25:12Yes, she does.
25:14Whatever it is.
25:16And I think it is her vagina.
25:18It's like a vagina.
25:20Only drier.
25:22We call it...
25:24Adora.
25:26What the hell do you think you're doing?
25:28Nothing.
25:30Oh, I thought you were talking about how much lube you need.
25:34She buys it in venti-sized tubes.
25:36How cute!
25:38But with how many guys you're seeing, it's probably up to Trenta, right?
25:42Don't you dare laugh!
25:44Oh, it's about me all of a sudden.
25:46What are you seeing in her?
25:58Dora the Borer?
26:00What does her bony body make your boner look bigger?
26:04She's great.
26:06It's as simple as that, Mindy.
26:08I don't know.
26:10I don't know.
26:12I don't know.
26:14It's as simple as that, Mindy.
26:18Do you know what it'll do for my reputation if your first girlfriend after me is some pathetic little needy virgin?
26:26Why does Dora being a virgin bother you so much?
26:30I think it's kinda sweet.
26:38This is just the start, you sexless ironing board.
26:42Get ready for the plan I have.
26:46Specifically for you.
26:48In five minutes.
26:58Come on.
27:00I'll tell you something about it.
27:06Wait here.
27:08I'll grab you some drinks and some snacks.
27:12Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
27:14I think we'd make a great team.
27:16I've been saving myself for you and I want you to be the one to take my virginity before my 18th birthday next month.
27:28Ouch!
27:30That's a real kick in the lady nuts.
27:32Could you be any more desperate?
27:34I don't know.
27:36Can you Dora?
27:38Ready?
27:39Okay.
27:40Take my virginity.
27:42Take my virginity.
27:44Take my virginity.
27:46Take my virginity.
27:48Take my virginity.
27:50Say, point for shitting!
28:12Please, stop.
28:18Please, let me go.
28:20Please, let me go.
28:50I hope Leo doesn't see me like this.
28:56Please.
28:57Please let me go.
28:59Mom, honey, you wanna go?
29:01Please.
29:03You can go.
29:05We just wanna hear you say it.
29:08One more time.
29:10Say, take my virginity.
29:13Say it.
29:15Say it. Say it. Say it. Say it. Say it.
29:23That's enough!
29:34And you wonder why guys keep leaving you.
29:38I don't care what anyone says.
29:40When someone starts shit with me, I always finish it.
29:45You're wrong.
29:48I don't think I should.
29:54Come on.
30:04Say it.
30:10I'll get you, Tisha.
30:12Say it.
30:16I'm sorry.
30:21I'm not usually a crier.
30:24You can't let Mindy get to you.
30:27Okay, you need to fight back.
30:28Like with a shark.
30:29You just need to punch her in the nose.
30:35Why do you care if she bullies me?
30:37You remind me of my little sister.
30:42Is she a pitiful virgin loser too?
30:48I mean, she's eight.
30:50I really hope so.
30:52I remind you of an eight year old?
30:54No.
30:59Stop crying.
31:03It's all gonna be okay.
31:05Yeah.
31:07It's easy for you to say.
31:09Captain of the hockey team.
31:12Everyone loves you.
31:13Everyone loves you.
31:16And I'm just...
31:19Nora.
31:21I happen to think you're pretty great.
31:29And...
31:30Hey, that should count for something since I'm apparently so amazing.
31:40I thought you just said that at the party to mess with Mindy.
31:43I think...
31:48This is...
31:51Because I meant...
31:56Ladies and gentlemen, only 18 seconds left in this overtime.
32:01Northern Light and Beacon High are tied at three of peace.
32:06Hold on.
32:07Beacon High sending in Timothy Hayes.
32:14He's with the puck.
32:17Locks ticking down.
32:19This is Beacon High's last chance.
32:21Hayes!
32:23Hayes!
32:28Hayes with the shot!
32:29He scores!
32:31Congratulations to Timothy Hayes!
32:34Our record-breaking scorer!
32:36And named Allstate Center ending his final Beacon High game in style!
32:44Oh my god, did you see that? Tima just winked at me!
32:46Oh my god, yeah!
32:48I've crushed on Timothy for four years.
32:51Four years of watching from afar.
32:54Four years of celebrating his victories alone.
32:59I never imagined the night before we graduate, I'd be celebrating here, in his room, in his arms.
33:09I've never done this before.
33:11Trust me...
33:14Evie.
33:15My first time.
33:16The hockey captain I've been crushing on for all these years.
33:18Was it all just a dream?
33:19My first time.
33:20The hockey captain I've been crushing on for all these years.
33:22Was it all just a dream?
33:23My first time.
33:24The hockey captain I've been crushing on for all these years.
33:30I Eve.
33:31Was it all just a dream?
33:32My first time. The hockey captain I've been crushing on for all these years.
33:43Was it all just a dream?
33:50Good morning.
33:52You know, I think that jersey looks better on you than it ever did on me.
33:58So I gotta get to practice, but you can let yourself out,
34:01take all the time that you need, okay?
34:13Bye.
34:14Bye.
34:24Get back, Stella.
34:26How'd you end up with our star player's jersey?
34:29What'd you do? Steal it?
34:31Yeah.
34:34Mystery solved.
34:35Guess you see Mickey Hayes slipped away from the grad party with.
34:40He was with her?
34:41Ew.
34:42My Timo with that nerdy bitch last night?
34:45No way.
34:47Oh, there he is.
34:49Ho.
34:53Ladies and gentlemen, let me present to you Sir Timothy,
34:57Tim the Virgin Slayer.
34:59Tim the Virgin Slayer?
35:01I'm a man of my word.
35:02My bike.
35:03Chris and Claire's V-card.
35:05My V-card?
35:06Easiest bet you've ever won, huh?
35:08Oh, man.
35:10How was she?
35:12Come on.
35:15I've had better, you know?
35:18Dude, you are the man.
35:20You have had every girl in the whole entire school.
35:23I mean, come on now.
35:27Every girl in the whole school?
35:30Oh, boo hoo.
35:32Your precious first time is worth exactly one Kawasaki motorcycle?
35:37How does it feel to be nothing more than a bet?
35:39What's the going rate for used goods these days?
35:44Maybe a toaster?
35:46If she's lucky.
35:49Wait, wait.
35:50No, keep it.
35:51You earned it.
35:52But remember, Timothy Hayes would never look twice at you without a bet involved.
35:58Unless...
36:09Unless you're too dirty to miss.
36:16Yeah, this definitely looks better on you.
36:27Evie?
36:36Man, you're the man!
36:39Ringing that nerdy little bitch for a...
36:44What the actual fuck?
36:49Come on, Evie.
36:49Pick up the phone, please.
36:52Hey, this is Evie.
36:53Leave a message after the beep.
36:58And with that whistle, we've got a break before the final period.
37:01Both teams will take a breather before we get right back to it.
37:04The great Timothy Hayes.
37:09King of the eyes.
37:10Can't even talk to the girl he's been eyeing since freshman year.
37:12Dude, four years of those pathetic puppy dog looks is getting sad, man.
37:16Unless...
37:18You're scared she'll say no.
37:20I could have her if I wanted.
37:22Okay, prove it.
37:27One night with the Virgin Queen, and my new Kawasaki is yours.
37:33After graduation, we're all going our separate ways.
37:35It's your last chance, Romeo.
37:37Here we go, third period underway, 20 minutes to decide it all.
37:44Tick tock, Hayes, what's it gonna be?
37:46The bike?
37:47Or your reputation?
37:50Deal.
37:50Right.
38:01Can I please see her?
38:03Yeah.
38:03Let me go get the girl whose virginity you traded for a motorcycle.
38:07Get real.
38:07Okay, that's not what happened, all right?
38:09Hey, Evie!
38:10Hey, Evie, I can explain!
38:11Hey, Evie, can I...
38:12I want to explain!
38:13What part of she doesn't want to see you is it computing?
38:17Jesus.
38:17Please.
38:20Can you please give this to her?
38:23There's everything that I want to tell her.
38:26And tell her to meet me at Marco's restaurant later tonight.
38:30All right, go.
38:44I've lied to you since the first day of high school.
38:47Bullshit, Evie can't see this.
38:56What did he want?
38:57To give you a thank you card.
39:00For what?
39:02For being his greatest conquest.
39:08His exact words were, Evie being a virgin made it perfect.
39:11Best graduation gift ever.
39:12Tell her thanks for making me a legend.
39:14Oh, god.
39:20Four years of loving him from afar.
39:24I was just another trophy.
39:26I was just one of my favorite things.
39:37With Hayes out of the way, your eyes will finally be on me.
39:42Just trust me, okay?
39:43This is going to be huge for us.
39:45Hey, please, move it.
39:46Since when is some hockey player worth all this circus?
39:49He's not just any player.
39:51He is the youngest record setter and hottest captain in the AHL.
39:54Are you sure you're getting the best for car opening?
39:56There's so many fans here.
39:57Everyone's so excited to see him.
39:59I have insider info that nobody else says.
40:02An exclusive?
40:03Of me?
40:04It better be worth it because Robert is breathing down my neck about our reading.
40:12She's driving him up right now.
40:13She'll have to give you the exclusive interview with him as soon as he arrives.
40:16That's in positions.
40:17Control room, stand by.
40:19Four, three, two, one.
40:22One, lie.
40:36Mr. Superstar himself, Timothy Hayes.
40:43Any Hadley Cup predictions?
40:44LA is home now and I do love to have the best decorations in my home.
40:48So what about the Miss America drama?
40:50Sources say you were spotted out.
40:52No comment on Mr. Hayes' personal life.
40:54Mr. Hayes, where it is you chose LA to reunite with someone special?
40:58I said no questions regarding that, please.
41:00I transferred to LA to find somebody very special.
41:04The woman that I love.
41:05Does this mystery woman have a name?
41:15Evie.
41:15Evie, I'm sorry.
41:25For everything.
41:30Evie.
41:30Well, that's Evie.
41:31That's quite a good type of apology to make.
41:33Is she a local?
41:34Is that the supermodel who married the rock star?
41:35Find out or I will fire her.
41:37I need profiles of every single one of Timothy Hayes' rumored girlfriends.
41:40Anyone starting with the name Evie, Evelyn, Sleeve, check middle names too.
41:44Please tell us more about her.
41:46Maybe there's some people you can find her.
41:47No, no, no.
41:48Hey, that's all for today, folks.
41:50Okay?
42:01Trust me, Evie.
42:08Evie?
42:10The wrong person.
42:22Who is this Evie?
42:23How long have you been known?
42:24Tell us more about this.
42:25Who is Evie?
42:26Please, does anyone want to know?
42:27What did you meet her?
42:28Tell us more about her.
42:34There you are.
42:36You vanished yesterday.
42:37Just like Cinderella at midnight.
42:39What gives?
42:39Migraine.
42:41I need a smear.
42:42You ran.
42:44Like...
42:46Wait.
42:46No way.
42:48You're not the Evie.
42:54Do you know how many Evies there are in LA?
42:56God, I would kill for your name right now.
42:58That way I could pretend he's talking to me.
43:01It's like a fairy tale.
43:02Evie, Jasper, my office, now.
43:13Yesterday's numbers were fantastic.
43:14That Hayes interview topped every platform.
43:18Thank you, sir, I won't let you down.
43:22But it's not enough to stave off bankruptcy.
43:24The last three years, we've lost corporate sponsorships, money, and we always rank at the
43:30bottom of the local news.
43:32We need to restructure.
43:36For restructure?
43:38Let's skip the corporate euphemisms, shall we?
43:40You're done here, Sinclair.
43:42We're eliminating your position, Evie.
43:44Can't justify the cost of two producers.
43:47You're firing me?
43:50Oh, don't worry, sweetie.
43:52I mean, there's always OnlyFans.
43:57How is this possible?
43:58I mean, I'm first in, last out.
44:00I work 16-hour days.
44:02Oh, that's so cute.
44:04But my father invested millions into the station,
44:07so there's no way they're getting rid of me, right?
44:09Don't tempt me, Jasper.
44:11Are you seriously handing our news show over to someone who thinks that a sound bite is a
44:17microwave snack?
44:18Hey, my father wants fresh blood behind the scenes, and that's me!
44:21Enough!
44:26You know what?
44:26How about this?
44:27Whoever lands an exclusive interview with Timothy Hayes keeps their job.
44:33You know, he's never done a sit-down interview with any network before.
44:38No, no, I can't.
44:39Please.
44:40Easy peasy.
44:41I was already vibing with the guy last winter in Stade.
44:44That's in Switzerland, by the way.
44:46Is there any other project you can put me on?
44:50Anything but Hayes?
44:51Well, if you can't get me Hayes, then get me the Eevee.
44:59Look, if the Eevee has been hiding from Hayes for six years, there's probably a good reason.
45:08We can't dig her up!
45:09We can't dig her up!
45:10Dig her up from the grave!
45:11I don't care!
45:12Half the town is looking for her!
45:14No Hayes?
45:16No Eevee?
45:17And you're fired!
45:17And you're fired!
45:27We're fired!
45:28Get her up!
45:29Yeah!
45:32No way!
45:33You're fired!
45:34He's fired!
45:34And you're fired!
45:34And you're fired!
45:35And you're fired!
45:35And it's a great thing!
45:36So it's a great thing!
45:37Look at you!
45:38You
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