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He’s the campus heartthrob and hockey god. She’s the nerdy girl with a secret. One fake dating deal might just turn into a power play for love.
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00:00:00I'm Dora Miller, the ice hockey team's assistant that no one cares about. I love this job,
00:00:21mostly because it keeps me close to Leo. My crush since childhood.
00:00:30Wait, did Leo really stop to help me?
00:00:49I always believed that one day Leo would see me more than an assistant.
00:00:57You just got pucked, Dora.
00:01:06But back then, I had no idea how dangerous dreams could be, and how badly people could get hurt.
00:01:16It all started when I got an early birthday present from my parents.
00:01:28Happy birthday to my dearest daughter. We love you so much.
00:01:33I totally forgot I was only one month away from turning 18.
00:01:45Get with Leo. Lose my big card.
00:01:48You followed Leo to college for nothing.
00:01:57You idiot.
00:01:59To die a virgin?
00:02:00No.
00:02:01If you want it, you're gonna have to make it happen.
00:02:07Dora Miller, just tell Leo how you feel.
00:02:11Stop being such a pussy and go for it.
00:02:30Dora.
00:02:34Can it wait?
00:02:35I'm just a little busy.
00:02:38Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
00:02:41I think we would make a great team.
00:02:44I've been saving myself for you, and I want you to be the one to take my virginity next month before my 18th birthday.
00:02:48Oh my god!
00:02:58What did she just say?
00:02:59She's a virgin. L-M-A-O.
00:03:06How sweet.
00:03:08A pleading little virgin.
00:03:10Oh, don't let me stop you, Dora.
00:03:12What else do you have to say to Leo?
00:03:16What else do you have to say to Leo?
00:03:2350.
00:03:25Hey.
00:03:26I didn't realize you were at the toilet.
00:03:28It's funny.
00:03:30Something in the toilet made me think of you, and then I heard your needy voice.
00:03:34I can't believe you're still a virgin.
00:03:36Wait.
00:03:40I totally can.
00:03:44But I do love what you've done with your hair.
00:03:51Don't have a mustache.
00:03:55I'll just...
00:03:57I'll leave you guys.
00:03:59And this...
00:04:02It's interesting.
00:04:07Women have a choice for...
00:04:10They can be appealing.
00:04:12Or they can be you.
00:04:16I like this cardigan.
00:04:20So would my great-great-great-grandmother.
00:04:25Leo's hot.
00:04:27You're not.
00:04:29Leo's rich, poor.
00:04:31We're in, you're out.
00:04:33Repeat that to yourself when you go and cry into your greasy pillow.
00:04:38Maybe.
00:04:40Know your place, nerd.
00:04:42In the library, picking your nose with the oven.
00:04:53You could just, uh, finish up with some tears for my followers.
00:04:56My followers?
00:05:14What the hell?
00:05:16I'm not expecting money from anyone.
00:05:17Especially this much.
00:05:18Get out of here.
00:05:19You're an artist all.
00:05:20I'm not expecting anybody to die.
00:05:21I'm not expecting anybody to die.
00:05:22But I'm not expecting anybody to die.
00:05:24I'll tell her who is now.
00:05:32Get out of here, man.
00:05:33I'm not expecting anyone to die.
00:05:35You wanna see me on a plane.
00:05:37I'm not expecting anyone to die anymore.
00:05:38Did you get a towel, just fall?
00:05:45What?
00:05:46I want to sleep with you.
00:05:51Oh, come on.
00:05:52It's not that bad.
00:05:54I just told Leo that I was in love with him, but Mindy was there.
00:05:57So now the whole school's going to know that I'm a virgin.
00:06:00Are you in there trying to slip on some guy in the shower?
00:06:04Come on.
00:06:05I know you're in there, virgin.
00:06:06I can smell library dust and eyeglass cleaner.
00:06:23Oh, Troy.
00:06:26No virgins here.
00:06:28But you already knew that, right?
00:06:31Goodbye, ex-boyfriend.
00:06:44Oh, not so fast.
00:06:48You are the ignorer.
00:06:49I saved you.
00:06:51Now you won't.
00:06:52Big time.
00:06:53No way.
00:06:59Guys like you only want one thing.
00:07:02Such as?
00:07:03Help pass me the math.
00:07:06Listen, I've got a really weird tech situation, and I know you're good with that kind of stuff,
00:07:11but it's got to be kept real secret.
00:07:13If you got a virus from a porn site, that's your own problem.
00:07:15No, no, some stranger's putting money into my account, and I'm worried they're setting me up to make it look like I'm throwing games.
00:07:24Match fixing?
00:07:25That also sounds super dodgy.
00:07:28I'm not touching it.
00:07:29Wait.
00:07:32What if we did a deal?
00:07:35You help me, and I help you get Leo.
00:07:39Boom.
00:07:40Swing it for fifth base in no time.
00:07:44It's a sexual reference for you.
00:07:46Once that's sex with Leo.
00:07:49It's not just sex.
00:07:53I love Leo.
00:07:56I've been waiting for him.
00:07:58So do we have a deal?
00:08:00Okay, but I need to clear something up.
00:08:03Fifth base?
00:08:04I thought it was fourth.
00:08:07You got some work to do.
00:08:09You think I'm a joke?
00:08:12It's called teasing to her.
00:08:15Do you want Leo or not?
00:08:16Okay, so you teach me how to flirt and, you know, do things?
00:08:28You want me to teach you how to kiss, don't you?
00:08:41I just want to know what Leo will expect.
00:08:43I'm not super familiar with this stuff.
00:08:52Alright.
00:08:54Maybe we should tackle it in order.
00:08:57List it for me.
00:08:58Flirting fashion technique.
00:09:00Okay, so you spent some time thinking about this.
00:09:03Alright.
00:09:04Flirting skills first, and then boom.
00:09:07Fifth base.
00:09:08Sounds good.
00:09:09Just, uh, don't forget about fashion.
00:09:11And we need a deadline.
00:09:13How about the fundraising dance for the hockey team?
00:09:15You can make a big move there.
00:09:17It's only two weeks away.
00:09:19Calm down.
00:09:20You're not that hopeless.
00:09:22We can meet up tomorrow morning to discuss tactics.
00:09:25Okay.
00:09:26Sounds good.
00:09:28My whole life is going to change.
00:09:31Go team.
00:09:31Go team.
00:09:33Oh, turkey.
00:09:35Gotcha.
00:09:35Gotcha.
00:09:35Gotcha.
00:09:35Gotcha.
00:09:35Gotcha.
00:09:36Gotcha.
00:09:36Gotcha.
00:09:37Gotcha.
00:09:37Gotcha.
00:09:37Gotcha.
00:09:37Gotcha.
00:09:38Gotcha.
00:09:38Gotcha.
00:09:39Dora.
00:09:40Just the person I wanted to see.
00:09:46Oh, shit.
00:09:48I wanted to say that I'm sorry about yesterday.
00:09:52You did?
00:09:54Yeah.
00:09:55I was just feeling really insecure because I really like Leo.
00:10:02I shouldn't have reacted that way.
00:10:04Yeah.
00:10:06Okay.
00:10:08Thanks.
00:10:09Did you hear about the cake party that's happening tonight?
00:10:11You should totally come!
00:10:14All of us lost our B cards at cake parties, didn't we girls?
00:10:20Totally!
00:10:39What the hell, Dorit? Do you even live here? It's so friggin' neat.
00:10:44I like things organized.
00:10:49What are you doing?
00:10:50Checking to see if your underwear is color-coded.
00:10:54You probably have a mass solution of the week on it.
00:11:00My underwear is none of your business.
00:11:04I mean, it kind of is.
00:11:06If you want my help landing, Leo.
00:11:11Can we please stop talking about my underwear?
00:11:34Just what are you doing?
00:11:37You have such incredible eyes, Dora.
00:11:42I never noticed how beautiful they are before.
00:11:52They're just eyes.
00:11:54I have two of them, like everyone else.
00:11:56Come on, Dora. I was flirting with you.
00:12:01This is why you need help.
00:12:06Why couldn't I see what you were doing?
00:12:08Just be open to signals.
00:12:11Don't be Dora the Ignorer.
00:12:13Can I bore you?
00:12:18Why would you care?
00:12:19Because you have such beautiful eyes.
00:12:36You're flirting again?
00:12:37Yeah, you're supposed to say something flirty back.
00:12:43Something flirty back.
00:12:49I know.
00:12:49I will practice on Leo at the party tonight.
00:12:53What do you think?
00:12:55Why not?
00:12:57But just remember, you've still got your training wheels on.
00:13:00Don't expect miracles.
00:13:02We'll need to have another flirting lesson.
00:13:03Don't expect miracles.
00:13:17All right.
00:13:17I'll grab us a drink.
00:13:22Try to be cool.
00:13:24Dude, when am I not cool?
00:13:31Oh my god, there's Leo.
00:13:34You're worth a million of him, but you have no idea.
00:13:37Yeah, good luck.
00:13:39Hey.
00:13:55Hey.
00:13:57I felt you staring at me from over there.
00:14:00Was I?
00:14:04I'm sorry if I was weird yesterday.
00:14:07You don't gotta say it.
00:14:08I mean, he's a bitch.
00:14:10And you're awesome.
00:14:12I am?
00:14:14I am.
00:14:24Hey.
00:14:25Hey.
00:14:27Sorry, I don't need to interrupt.
00:14:30This is cool.
00:14:31Cool.
00:14:35Sorry if I was being weird yesterday.
00:14:38You don't gotta say it.
00:14:40It's cool.
00:14:41Oh, okay.
00:14:46Yes, she does.
00:14:48Doesn't she, girls?
00:14:51Whatever it is.
00:14:54And I think it is her vagina.
00:14:56It's like a vagina.
00:14:57It's like a vagina, only dryer.
00:15:00We call it Adora.
00:15:06What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:15:08We're doing nothing.
00:15:13We're doing nothing.
00:15:15She means you.
00:15:17Because you're nothing.
00:15:20Oh, I thought you were talking about how much lube you need.
00:15:23I mean, she buys it in a venti-sized tubes.
00:15:27How cute.
00:15:29But with how many guys you're seeing, it's probably up to Trenta, right?
00:15:31Oh, that's the last one.
00:15:39Don't you dare laugh.
00:15:41Well, it's about me all of a sudden.
00:15:43What do you see in her?
00:15:54Dora the borer?
00:15:56What, does her bony body make your boner look bigger?
00:15:59She's great.
00:16:05It's as simple as that, Mindy.
00:16:09Do you know what it'll do for my reputation if your first girlfriend after me is some pathetic little needy virgin?
00:16:17Why does Dora being a virgin bother you so much?
00:16:21I think it's kind of sweet.
00:16:30This is just the start, you sexless ironing board.
00:16:35Get ready for the plan I have, specifically for you in five minutes.
00:16:54Come on, I'll take you somewhere about it.
00:16:59Wait here, I'll grab you some drinks and some snacks.
00:17:14Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
00:17:17I think we'd make a great team.
00:17:18I've been saving myself for you and I want you to be the one to take my virginity before my 18th birthday next month.
00:17:24Oh, that's a real chick in the leading months.
00:17:32Could you beat Penny or Dusty?
00:17:35I don't know.
00:17:37Can you go up?
00:17:39Ready?
00:17:40Okay, take my virginity, take my virginity, taaaake my virginity!
00:17:48Please stop.
00:18:06Please stop.
00:18:13Please let me go.
00:18:18No, no, no.
00:18:30No, no.
00:18:30No, no, no.
00:18:31No, no, no.
00:18:33It's okay, it's all right.
00:18:39Hey, where are you?
00:18:40Hopefully it doesn't see me like this
00:18:48Please
00:18:51Oh honey, you wanna go?
00:18:57Please
00:18:57You can go
00:18:59We just wanna hear you say it
00:19:02One more time
00:19:04Say, take my virginity
00:19:07Say, yeah
00:19:10Say it, say it, say it, say it, say it
00:19:16That's enough
00:19:19That's enough
00:19:25And you wonder why guys keep leaving you
00:19:37I don't care what anyone says
00:19:41When someone starts shit with me
00:19:43I always finish it
00:19:45You're wrong
00:19:46I'll finish it
00:19:50I'll get you a tissue
00:19:59I'll get you a tissue
00:20:11I'll get you a tissue
00:20:12Sorry
00:20:21I'm usually a crier
00:20:23You can't let me get to you
00:20:27Okay, you need to fight back
00:20:29Like with a shark
00:20:30You just need to punch her in the nose
00:20:32Why do you care if she bullies me?
00:20:41You remind me of my little sister
00:20:43Is she a pitiful virgin loser too?
00:20:49I mean, she's eight
00:20:50I really hope so
00:20:52I really hope so
00:20:54I remind you of an eight-year-old
00:20:55Stop crying
00:21:01It's all gonna be okay
00:21:05Yeah
00:21:06It's easy for you to say
00:21:09You have to go to the hockey team
00:21:12Everyone loves you
00:21:15And I'm just Dora
00:21:20I have to think you're pretty great
00:21:27And that should count for something
00:21:32Since I'm apparently so amazing
00:21:34I thought you just
00:21:42Said that at the party
00:21:43To mess with Mindy
00:21:44No
00:21:46I said
00:21:49Because I meant her
00:21:53Because I meant her
00:22:02The worst part is
00:22:07I didn't even get a chance
00:22:10To talk to Leo
00:22:11You know there's a chance
00:22:16That Leo might not be into you
00:22:17No matter what you do
00:22:19I just have to change
00:22:21The way that he sees me
00:22:22I just need you
00:22:23To give me a clear shot at the goal
00:22:26Okay
00:22:31We'll make it happen
00:22:34If that's what you really want
00:22:36Let's do another flirty lesson
00:22:42Now?
00:22:45It's not like we have another party to get to
00:22:47Great team
00:22:56Let's pretend like we're on a date
00:23:00Show me some pointers
00:23:05Okay
00:23:07So
00:23:08Flirting
00:23:09You want to make
00:23:12Lots of eye contact
00:23:14And if you can
00:23:17Touch them
00:23:19Warm
00:23:22I thought it was right
00:23:27Everything that I
00:23:29Had inside my mind
00:23:33Yet it felt so good
00:23:36Walking next to you
00:23:38You said you liked me too
00:23:41Sometimes I
00:23:43Was there
00:23:45I do
00:23:46This is fake but it feels real
00:23:50And you should
00:23:53Laugh at Leo's jokes
00:23:55If he makes any
00:23:56Which he probably won't
00:23:58And then you should
00:24:01Find something special about him
00:24:02To compliment
00:24:03What if then
00:24:04I'm ready to teach you
00:24:11I'm ready to teacher
00:24:14Am I?
00:24:16I must find something
00:24:17I
00:24:20It smells so good
00:24:21It does that
00:24:23It just makes me want to get close
00:24:24Itç exile
00:24:24To dogs
00:24:25It does
00:24:26Not
00:24:26But have
00:24:28To
00:24:29That shit actually works
00:24:43Congratulations, you just passed Flirting 101
00:24:53You're better at this than you thought
00:24:55I know, but who knew I had it in me
00:24:58Just curious, why did you say that stuff about me?
00:25:04Well, you told me to find something special
00:25:07About the person I was flirting with
00:25:09And you went with, I smell nice
00:25:12What's wrong with that?
00:25:17How do you want to smell?
00:25:18A pair of sweaty old socks
00:25:21Hockey players are tough, okay?
00:25:23We don't smell nice
00:25:24Hey
00:25:26Relax
00:25:30You are still a beast on the ice
00:25:32I will let your secret get out
00:25:35Nobody gives me shit the way you do
00:25:40I like it
00:25:43Thanks
00:25:44Did you happen to make a list of everyone who has access to your bank account?
00:25:50Yeah
00:25:50Like I asked?
00:25:51Yeah, it's around here somewhere
00:25:53Tora's helping Troy track the money?
00:26:15If she works out I sent it
00:26:17They'll know I'm setting up Troy to look like a match fixer
00:26:20She's gonna fuck everything up
00:26:21I've got to do something to keep him away from Dora
00:26:30What's up with you and Dora?
00:26:40What's it to you?
00:26:41She's an old friend
00:26:42Just making sure you don't take advantage of her
00:26:44Yeah?
00:26:47Well, sounds like you're a little bit jealous to me
00:26:49Dora
00:26:50Hardly
00:26:52She's like our team mascot
00:26:54Perfect
00:26:56Then I guess you shouldn't have a problem with me dating her
00:26:59I wonder if Troy will like this
00:27:11I don't care what Troy thinks
00:27:15This is about Leo
00:27:16Stupid
00:27:16Going somewhere geek girl?
00:27:31I've got a date with Troy
00:27:41Is that seriously what you're wearing on a date with the captain of the ice hockey team?
00:27:47Where are you going?
00:27:48The library?
00:27:53I obviously did something to offend you
00:27:55Everything about you offends me geek
00:27:57The way you creep around campus sucking up to all the hot guys by becoming their pathetic little slave
00:28:03I mean
00:28:06Do you have any self-respect?
00:28:09Can I go?
00:28:13Well, not until I help you out a little
00:28:14I mean
00:28:16If you're trying to get laid
00:28:17You're going about it all wrong
00:28:19And these have a definite gotta go
00:28:23And this hornigan?
00:28:30So gross
00:28:31Stop
00:28:32And you gotta bait the hook with something
00:28:36You gotta fight back
00:28:49Like with a shark
00:28:50You gotta punch her in the nose
00:28:52Sorry I'm late
00:29:02Yeah, you should be
00:29:17It's not really good for my reputation to be seen waiting for a girl
00:29:20I know
00:29:22Also, I looked it up on ChatGPT last night
00:29:25And said fifth base is innovative sexual intimacy
00:29:30It's the butt
00:29:35But, like, one tear
00:29:40Or two tears
00:29:42Or two tears
00:29:42Just stick to fourth base then
00:29:52I don't know, where are the crazy little bitch that...
00:30:01That's her! Oh, Chris!
00:30:03Are you Norm Miller?
00:30:05Norm Miller, you're under arrest for aggravating assault.
00:30:14Whoa, whoa, hang on a second. Can we just talk about this?
00:30:17This young lady reported an assault and it needs to be investigated.
00:30:21No, she's the one who assaulted me. Wait, they opened my shirt and took pictures.
00:30:29I've seen you at the rink, yeah?
00:30:31Yeah, I don't miss a game. You guys are crushing it this year.
00:30:33Let's go, thanks. Yeah, but you see Dora here, she's the team's assistant.
00:30:37She's one of the main reasons we look as good as we do on the ice.
00:30:40Yeah?
00:30:41No, this is bullshit. This is not happening.
00:30:45Oh, really? Why don't you hand over your phone and we'll see if you have pictures of Dora in her underwear.
00:30:51That's what I thought.
00:30:57Sorry for this misunderstanding.
00:31:03Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too.
00:31:05See you in the next game? You will, go team.
00:31:07Lay hands on Dora again and you'll be dealing with me. Got it?
00:31:19Thank you. I can't believe you recognized him from the rink.
00:31:35No, I've never seen him before in my life.
00:31:37That was bullshit?
00:31:39It worked, didn't it?
00:31:41Unbelievable.
00:31:43You know what's unbelievable is you punching Mindy in the face.
00:31:47I mean, you weren't supposed to take my advice literally.
00:31:49I don't know what happened, okay?
00:31:51Just one moment she was monstering me and then the next my fist was just in her face.
00:31:55In her face.
00:31:57Yeah, I wish I would have been there slugger.
00:31:59I'm calling the cops.
00:32:23Well, you can stay with me tonight.
00:32:33I'll change my sheets and you can sleep in my bed tonight.
00:32:39I'll take the floor.
00:32:48I had no idea Troy was such a good person.
00:32:51He feels so good.
00:32:52Oh no!
00:32:53Am I hot for Troy?
00:33:04Do you have something I could change into?
00:33:06Yeah, of course.
00:33:09Thanks.
00:33:12Thanks.
00:33:26So sorry I did not realize.
00:33:30Relax, don't worry.
00:33:32You've seen worse in the locker rooms after a freaking meeting.
00:33:35Yeah, but that's...
00:33:36That's different.
00:33:39You can look now.
00:33:41You're still shirtless.
00:33:42That's how I sleep.
00:33:44But if you think you won't be able to control yourself...
00:33:47Dream on.
00:33:48That's favourite.
00:33:49Joan's back to me.
00:33:50Now you shoot, couldn't wait?
00:33:51Can you listen to me.
00:33:52You're breathing?
00:33:53Sure.
00:33:54I love you.
00:34:09You can share the bed if you want.
00:34:39I trust you.
00:34:41A lot of people say you shouldn't.
00:34:43You're a gentleman.
00:34:47And you're gonna ruin my reputation if you go around saying stuff like that.
00:34:53Are you sure?
00:34:55We can put a pillow in between us.
00:34:59We might need a thicker tone.
00:35:09It's been darkness all along.
00:35:13It's your baby.
00:35:33What happened to the pillow?
00:35:35Someone threw it on the floor.
00:35:37It wasn't me.
00:35:39Why would I do that?
00:35:41I don't know.
00:35:43Maybe because you wanted me to do this?
00:35:59Anything else?
00:36:07You're the one who said you wanted help with fifth base.
00:36:09I guess you're not ready for those lessons yet.
00:36:11Right.
00:36:13Yeah.
00:36:15Sorry for freaking out.
00:36:17I just think maybe we should concentrate on, you know, fashion since the dances tomorrow night.
00:36:23Yeah.
00:36:25I actually need to call my cousins about that.
00:36:27Yeah.
00:36:28Since you're better at taking off dresses and putting them on.
00:36:31Okay.
00:36:32I have an American history exam I gotta get to.
00:36:33I gotta get to.
00:36:35So.
00:36:36I'm gonna.
00:36:37I'm gonna.
00:36:38I just think maybe we should concentrate on, you know, fashion since the dance is tomorrow night.
00:36:46Yeah, I actually need to call my cousins about that.
00:36:49Yeah, since you're better at taking off dresses and putting them on.
00:36:56Okay, I have an American history exam I gotta get to, so I'm gonna...
00:37:01Hey, what's up?
00:37:09What's up, dude?
00:37:11So, her door punched Mindy.
00:37:15It's unhinged, man.
00:37:17Trust me, dude.
00:37:19Mindy deserved it.
00:37:21You gotta kick her to the curb, bro.
00:37:26Why are you so down on Dora?
00:37:29Isn't she your friend?
00:37:29Of course she is, but we have the most important game of the year coming up, and you need to be more focused.
00:37:37I'm focused.
00:37:38Okay, don't worry about me.
00:37:40Doesn't look it.
00:37:41When you should be worrying about impressing all the pro scouts coming, you're running around with Dora all the time.
00:37:51Leo!
00:37:52Hey!
00:37:55I gotta wash this, get it back to you.
00:37:59Mindy trashed Dora's room, so she stayed here last night.
00:38:05Wow!
00:38:05Are you that desperate to get laid?
00:38:09Stop it, stop!
00:38:25Okay.
00:38:27Troy is just a friend.
00:38:31It's nice to know what you really think of me.
00:38:33I was just looking out for you.
00:38:34Troy's the biggest player on campus.
00:38:36You're a virgin.
00:38:39I just didn't want you to get hurt.
00:38:41Thanks, man.
00:38:46There's nothing happening between us.
00:38:50Don't say that more, do you?
00:38:52Thanks, buddy.
00:38:53Great chat.
00:38:56Go team.
00:38:56Excuse me.
00:39:09The boss wants an update.
00:39:16Hey, Big Mike.
00:39:17How's it hanging?
00:39:20Right.
00:39:22An update.
00:39:22So, everything's set to where we lose the big match, except Troy's trying to figure where
00:39:29the money came from.
00:39:33Then you'd better make sure that the stuff happens.
00:39:36Hey, just about to call you.
00:39:48So, I tracked the money to an offshore account, and then I traced it to a local bank.
00:39:52You got a name yet?
00:39:53Not yet.
00:39:54But, I will.
00:39:56How'd your exam go?
00:39:59Aced it.
00:40:00As usual.
00:40:01Nerd.
00:40:02That's good.
00:40:04Now you can focus on this.
00:40:11Renato and Lydia.
00:40:12My cousins.
00:40:13They're going to do that whole fairy godmother thing with you.
00:40:20Hi.
00:40:21You ready for this?
00:40:23I think so.
00:40:26She's ready.
00:40:27Buckle up, girl.
00:40:29We're about to rock your world.
00:40:30I don't do makeover montages, so I'm out of here, but the car will pick you up at six.
00:40:42Be ready.
00:40:44You got me a car?
00:40:46Gotta make an entrance.
00:40:50Have fun.
00:40:51Thanks.
00:40:51This is my favorite part.
00:40:59Oh, no.
00:41:01Burn.
00:41:02Trash.
00:41:04Honey, is this from middle school?
00:41:06I think that's it.
00:41:07We're not going to do that again.
00:41:08The 2014 Gap Sweater.
00:41:11Going.
00:41:11Cinderella's ready for the ball.
00:41:20I did it again.
00:41:21We did it.
00:41:23Oh.
00:41:23We.
00:41:36What if everyone laughs at me?
00:41:37What if this was all a terrible mistake?
00:41:41Maybe I'd be better off dying a virgin.
00:41:49Damn.
00:41:50Who's that hot body?
00:41:55Oh my god.
00:41:59Is that virgin Dora?
00:42:00I got this for you.
00:42:19Thanks.
00:42:24Don't you think I look too try-hard?
00:42:25You look beautiful.
00:42:30I wonder what Leo is thinking.
00:42:32Probably what every other straight guy in the zip code is thinking.
00:42:35Who's that incredibly hot chick?
00:42:45Could this get any sadder?
00:42:48I wonder what homeless person she stole that dress from.
00:42:52She looks amazing.
00:42:55That little nerd thinks she can have everything.
00:43:02May I have this dance?
00:43:04Sorry in advance for your feet.
00:43:07I can handle it.
00:43:09Follow my lead.
00:43:10You got you.
00:43:15He's so strong.
00:43:17I feel so safe in his arms.
00:43:19And he really does smell good.
00:43:21What am I doing?
00:43:26I'm supposed to be here for Leo.
00:43:28I can't fall for Troy.
00:43:29You can't seriously want that.
00:43:44You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig.
00:43:49Once a nerd, always a nerd.
00:43:52Shut up, Mindy.
00:43:53Can I cut her?
00:43:59Yeah.
00:44:06Don't be a dick.
00:44:10You're hiding all this hotness from me for all these years.
00:44:12It's just me.
00:44:15And then you've got all the makeup and hairspray.
00:44:18Still the same old Dora.
00:44:20Yeah, but I've been busy with Troy this whole time.
00:44:23I feel like I haven't seen you.
00:44:25I didn't realize you liked to learn out with me.
00:44:28Yeah, well, when you haven't been around as much,
00:44:30it's given me a chance to miss you.
00:44:33Really?
00:44:33Would you go to dinner with me tomorrow night?
00:44:41Yeah.
00:44:42Just go grab a burger or something?
00:44:45No.
00:44:46Like a proper dinner.
00:44:48Like a date.
00:44:54He's never going to appreciate her the way I do.
00:44:56This is fucking killing me.
00:44:59I shouldn't be thinking about Troy all the time like this.
00:45:01Leo is so little.
00:45:02Leo just asked the nerd on a date.
00:45:10How do you know?
00:45:11I can read lips.
00:45:16I'd love to go on a date with you.
00:45:18Or something sexy, because we're going fancy.
00:45:21Cool.
00:45:22Yeah, I'll try.
00:45:24There's just not Leo and Troy after her.
00:45:28What is this, opposites day?
00:45:30What is going on?
00:45:31You look really pretty tonight, Mindy.
00:45:33Heaps hotter than Dora.
00:45:35Stop sucking up and help me come up with a plan for payback.
00:45:38These could work.
00:45:42All you need is 10 seconds.
00:45:46Perfect.
00:45:46And I won't ask you why you're carrying laxatives around.
00:45:51And I won't ask you why you're carrying laxatives around.
00:46:03I'm going to use the restroom?
00:46:04Yeah.
00:46:05Cool.
00:46:0510 seconds after drinking this spiked drink, Dora the Boar is giving her she's missed with
00:46:19the wrong person.
00:46:23Dora, hi.
00:46:25Have you tried this drink?
00:46:26It's so good.
00:46:29That's okay, Mindy.
00:46:31Good.
00:46:32Dora, I'm trying to make amends.
00:46:35Joke, you want to be my friend?
00:46:36Actually, I think I'm okay.
00:46:51How'd you know I was thirsty?
00:47:06Thanks, Mindy.
00:47:07Actually, the drink is for me.
00:47:09I dropped the red cherry in the spiked drink.
00:47:17Cheers.
00:47:30Everyone!
00:47:32Could I have your attention over here, please?
00:47:34Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness a once-in-a-lifetime spectacle.
00:47:39Dora the Boar is about to make an unforgettable announcement.
00:47:45Not with her mouth, but with her...
00:47:48Well, six.
00:47:49Five, four, six, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five,
00:47:54you will not regret what you are about to witness.
00:47:55Three, two, one.
00:48:04Oh, no.
00:48:06No, no, no, no.
00:48:07This is not happening.
00:48:08Oh, no.
00:48:16Dear, are you okay?
00:48:17Don't touch me.
00:48:20What's going on?
00:48:23This is just a dream.
00:48:26Wake up.
00:48:29Oh, my God!
00:48:30Yo, baby, just shit her pants!
00:48:35How did I come falling?
00:48:42How did I come falling?
00:48:43That's right.
00:48:45Shut up.
00:48:49Put that down.
00:48:50Stop filming me!
00:48:52Thank you for saving me.
00:49:02How did you know she was going to do that?
00:49:05I was watching her.
00:49:07I knew she couldn't handle how good you looked.
00:49:09How did things go with Leo?
00:49:15Great.
00:49:16We're going on a date.
00:49:18It's all thanks to you.
00:49:19Thanks, guys.
00:49:28I appreciate you.
00:49:29I'll pay you back ASAP.
00:49:36And that Dora, she knows how to party.
00:49:38She knows how to party.
00:49:40Yeah, bullshit.
00:49:41And don't send her any dick pics.
00:49:43Too late.
00:49:44But hey, she sent them first.
00:49:48Look, I know you got a crush on her, but I saw her first, right?
00:49:52Dude, she's not a piece of property.
00:49:56She's a good person.
00:49:59Yeah, she's special.
00:50:00Yeah, so don't jerk her around.
00:50:05Look, dude, don't tell me how to live my life, all right?
00:50:08Head's in the game.
00:50:09This is it.
00:50:11Talent scouts, contracts, big money, big future.
00:50:20I gotta go.
00:50:28Mr. Constantine.
00:50:30You said you'd fix this by today.
00:50:35Hey, I am.
00:50:37I'm fixing it.
00:50:38It's getting me seen here.
00:50:42Hey, what the fuck?
00:50:44Relax.
00:50:46You'll still be able to.
00:50:54Stop, stop.
00:50:55Shh.
00:50:58Shh.
00:50:58Shh.
00:51:00Shh.
00:51:00Next time, you won't be able to play.
00:51:04And after that, game over.
00:51:06Hey, right on time.
00:51:23So, should I go for more of a smoky eye or, like, a peach blossom?
00:51:28I know, who is Leo's favorite member of Blackpink?
00:51:32What?
00:51:34Just joking.
00:51:35No, but I think we do need to skip to the tactics portion of your secret sex manual.
00:51:41You're a big date with him.
00:51:42I don't know all that much, to be honest.
00:51:43Come on, you're the expert.
00:51:44You tell me.
00:51:45Just wing it, Dora.
00:51:46Okay?
00:51:47Everybody just wings it.
00:51:48I don't know.
00:51:49I don't know.
00:51:50I don't know all that much, to be honest.
00:51:52I don't know.
00:51:53I don't know.
00:51:54I don't know.
00:51:55I don't know all that much.
00:51:56I don't know.
00:51:57Okay, everybody just swings it.
00:52:00What's wrong with you?
00:52:01I've got a buddy who's going to hack the bank for you.
00:52:04So come on, pay up.
00:52:06Wait, really?
00:52:07When am I going to know who's dumbing all the money on me?
00:52:10Soon.
00:52:11If you keep your promises.
00:52:14Alright, okay, fine.
00:52:15What do you need to know?
00:52:16Apart from the whole K-hole eyes thing or whatever.
00:52:19Well, which underwear?
00:52:24Black or what?
00:52:25The black ones are a little bit see-through, see?
00:52:28Yeah, I can see.
00:52:29You don't need to hand them to me.
00:52:31And you're handing them to me.
00:52:32Oh, shit, I'm getting harder.
00:52:34Dude, not in front of her.
00:52:35Fuck!
00:52:37Yeah, these feel too soft.
00:52:40You might not want to take them off.
00:52:42So, the other ones?
00:52:44Yeah.
00:52:44Okay.
00:52:48Up until this point, my life has been a sex-negative kiss-negative two.
00:52:53Actually, I've never kissed anyone.
00:52:55So, could you show me?
00:53:08Alright.
00:53:10You asked for it.
00:53:11If I wanted to kiss you, the first thing I'd do is get you close.
00:53:21Maybe offer you my jacket.
00:53:24And then, I'd use that as an excuse to keep you close.
00:53:32And then, look into your eyes.
00:53:35And then, tilt your chin up.
00:53:37That way, you'd be ready for my kiss.
00:53:48Baby, don't you, baby.
00:53:49That's what the tongue does.
00:54:08Gross.
00:54:10I don't know.
00:54:12Do it again.
00:54:14Why do you stop?
00:54:40Was it being weird?
00:54:44No.
00:54:44Did I do something wrong?
00:54:56Please, tell me.
00:54:59Because you love Leo, not me.
00:55:11You're cool.
00:55:13Okay, there's nothing else I can really tell you.
00:55:16That's like the launch pad right there.
00:55:20I feel like you're gonna ghost me for being weird.
00:55:25Sorry.
00:55:25I know that it sounds needy, I just feel exposed.
00:55:34Me too.
00:55:35Sorry?
00:55:36You feel exposed because you're sensitive and you care.
00:55:41And everyone else is a player.
00:55:42They're the ones who are shit, not you.
00:55:45I'm sorry, door.
00:55:46I got stuff to do.
00:55:47Tell me, why him?
00:55:53Why Leo?
00:55:56Really?
00:55:57I thought you were friends.
00:55:59Yeah, we're good on the ice together.
00:56:00But he's only ever treated you like a gopher.
00:56:05Huh.
00:56:07I mean, growing up, you always just said we'd get married.
00:56:09His mom left him and his brothers and I just kind of wanted to save him.
00:56:18So I guess that kind of mixed in with crushing on him for 10 years.
00:56:22So, you know him better than I do, right?
00:56:27And you're just gonna hand him your V-card.
00:56:32You know how I imagine my future.
00:56:37Why?
00:56:38Who did you listen to?
00:56:39Some good-looking bitchy girl like Mindy?
00:56:41Yeah, hot bitchy chicks.
00:56:43Okay, but at least I knew where I was heading with them.
00:56:46Okay, I wasn't crashing into some white-fence fantasy with a complete dickhead.
00:56:50What?
00:56:52Hey, you don't get to judge me.
00:57:09Hey, Troy.
00:57:11Is this okay?
00:57:16Why am I blowing up his phone?
00:57:20He doesn't care what I look like.
00:57:22This is all for Leo.
00:57:28Seriously, who cares?
00:57:29She'll work it out.
00:57:30He'll bang her and burn her and she'll move on.
00:57:32Lesson learned.
00:57:37Fuck, I hate that she's giving herself to him.
00:57:39That narcissist will just hurt her.
00:57:41Your love just makes me jealous.
00:57:43How's your hand?
00:57:55I just heard a punch in the bag.
00:57:57It's alright though, I'm good.
00:57:58Still on track to be the Wayne Gretzky of our generation.
00:58:00You've seen me play.
00:58:03I have.
00:58:04You know, that's what I like about you.
00:58:07What did you think about that overtime shot last week?
00:58:09How was I?
00:58:10I think it was great.
00:58:12You know, honestly, I'm thinking about expanding my involvement with the team next year.
00:58:16Right, and next year's going to be even bigger for me.
00:58:18You know, I'm looking like a first draft pick already.
00:58:21Everybody's going to be like,
00:58:22Leo, Leo.
00:58:24Yeah, I'm really excited.
00:58:26Why did I upset Troy?
00:58:28He's been so nice.
00:58:31He's just asking me a question.
00:58:33Is he one guy who gets my jokes?
00:58:35I mean, they should make a wine after me.
00:58:39The Leo Constantine.
00:58:41Oh.
00:58:42Leo's still talking about himself.
00:58:45Everything's great.
00:58:47And that's why we should fuck.
00:58:50What?
00:58:53Leo, there's something I should tell you.
00:58:55About us.
00:59:02You were right.
00:59:03I know.
00:59:03So, your room or mine?
00:59:06No.
00:59:07We're better off as friends.
00:59:13No, we should fuck.
00:59:17Look, I actually think I have feelings for someone else.
00:59:22Let me guess.
00:59:23Troy?
00:59:25I haven't really talked with the other person yet, so I can't really say.
00:59:28It's cool.
00:59:29I know it's Troy.
00:59:32Dora.
00:59:33I'm really attracted to you.
00:59:37And I don't know if you remember, but as kids, we used to joke around about getting married.
00:59:43It just feels like there's something, you know, between you and I.
00:59:46Why did you just walk away with the hockey puck hitting me in the face?
00:59:51Why did you just walk away with the hockey puck hitting me in the face?
00:59:51Did I?
01:00:05Yeah.
01:00:05I mean, maybe it's just because of the way we, you know, grew up.
01:00:09You're one of us.
01:00:10Like, one of the boys, you know?
01:00:11And I don't know.
01:00:13It just felt like that made something special between us, right?
01:00:16Uh, this isn't going to work.
01:00:26Tora.
01:00:28I'm the hottest guy on the team.
01:00:32I'm really flattered.
01:00:33I am.
01:00:33And you are the hottest guy on the team.
01:00:37And then you'll find someone else.
01:00:39This is going to leave a scar.
01:00:45When you can leave a bruise.
01:00:46Where's your nerdy little bookworm shadow?
01:01:11Who?
01:01:12Really?
01:01:13The Borer?
01:01:14Dora, the Borer?
01:01:17She's on a date.
01:01:19With Leo.
01:01:21No way.
01:01:26Actually, I don't care.
01:01:28We're not exclusive.
01:01:31What about you?
01:01:33Are you upset that she's with him?
01:01:35Are you jealous?
01:01:37She's free to make her own choices.
01:01:41Well, I'm sorry if she hurt you.
01:01:44I am.
01:01:50Remember what I said to you when we first met at that sophomore swim meet?
01:01:56Wow.
01:01:56Is that a bike seat in your speedo?
01:02:01Or are you just looking for a ride?
01:02:07You know, I could go for a ride now if you want.
01:02:12You know, for old time's sake.
01:02:15Maybe he'll be worried.
01:02:17No thanks.
01:02:19But I...
01:02:20Maybe he'll be worried too.
01:02:23Maybe he'll be worried too.
01:02:23I don't know.
01:02:24Maybe he'll be worried too.
01:02:37You
01:03:07Oh yeah, that's definitely the bruise
01:03:27You're going in the penalty box
01:03:37Okay
01:03:43Shit, what?
01:03:53Go, go, go, go, go
01:03:54Keep going, I'm coming
01:03:55Oh my god
01:04:08You okay?
01:04:11Yeah, the guy was trying to kill me
01:04:13Why?
01:04:20You okay?
01:04:22You hurt?
01:04:22I'm fine, I'm fine
01:04:23Oh, you're hurt
01:04:24Did he stab you?
01:04:27Take off your shirt
01:04:27You must have gotten cut from the guy's ring
01:04:39Cut, uh, first aid
01:04:41It's under the table
01:04:43Okay, it's...
01:04:47Yeah, sorry
01:04:48Okay
01:04:50I'm so lucky you were there
01:05:01Why were you there?
01:05:08I was just going to hit the bars
01:05:09Why were you in the alley?
01:05:12Where's Leo?
01:05:14I called off my date
01:05:15But I thought he was number one
01:05:18Actually, I'm starting to think he's more like number twos
01:05:23Yeah, he is for letting you walk home alone like that
01:05:25You need to tell the cops that you were assaulted
01:05:33I will
01:05:34I will
01:05:35Yeah
01:05:37Joy, I realized something important last night
01:05:51Leo is not the one for me
01:06:01Yeah, finally
01:06:03Who is the right person?
01:06:06Stupid
01:06:16I should have known you don't feel the same way
01:06:20How do you know I don't?
01:06:23Because you didn't say anything
01:06:25Because you said all those times that Leo is your future
01:06:29You love him
01:06:31If I love him
01:06:33Then why did I leave the restaurant?
01:06:43Plot twist
01:06:44Are you sure?
01:06:50Yes
01:06:51I went to the restaurant because I couldn't handle the idea of you and Leo being together
01:06:59And then I saw you holding hands
01:07:04You went to the restaurant?
01:07:09Yeah
01:07:09For the ribs
01:07:29Are you sure?
01:07:41Are you sure?
01:07:44Yes
01:07:45What's the wedding
01:08:01Who is the treatment?
01:08:05Yes
01:08:06She looks like
01:08:06She looks good
01:08:08She looks good
01:08:10Was it alright?
01:08:35It was amazing.
01:08:40How was it for you?
01:08:43My ribs don't hurt anymore.
01:08:46It was really...
01:08:47Really?
01:08:50The best.
01:08:53Good morning.
01:09:09Morning.
01:09:10Sleep good?
01:09:13Best I've ever slept.
01:09:16Alright, so what do we do now?
01:09:19Do we, uh, pretend like this ever happened?
01:09:23Do we do it again?
01:09:25What do the experts say?
01:09:29The experts need breakfast.
01:09:34I'll go get changed.
01:09:36Meet you at the cafe at 9.30.
01:09:40I'll get him.
01:09:50See you in a little bit.
01:09:52We're sure we can do it again.
01:10:09We're sure we can do it again.
01:10:16On the way for practice?
01:10:22I can't believe last night really happened.
01:10:33And with the right person.
01:10:35Dora.
01:10:3650.
01:10:37Look.
01:10:38I know we're never gonna be friends.
01:10:39But I also really don't like when people do shitty things.
01:10:42What are you talking about?
01:10:43I know you've been spending a lot of time with Troy.
01:10:45You may even have a little crush on him.
01:10:49Which is fine.
01:10:50But...
01:10:51But...
01:10:52Haley overheard him hanging out at the gym talking about you.
01:10:55And I know you're not gonna be friends.
01:10:57I know we're never gonna be friends.
01:10:58But I also really don't like when people do shitty things.
01:11:01What are you talking about?
01:11:02I know you've been spending a lot of time with Troy.
01:11:04You may even have a little crush on him.
01:11:07Which is fine.
01:11:08But...
01:11:09But...
01:11:10And I know you're not gonna believe me.
01:11:13So I thought it'd be best if you heard it for yourself.
01:11:20In bed these needy virgins will do anything.
01:11:23She's a bit fat.
01:11:24But you know fat brings the flavor right?
01:11:26And Dora's like so grateful.
01:11:29Throw the dog a bone eh?
01:11:31I know you've been hanging out with the dog.
01:11:33This one's supposed to be a man.
01:11:34I'm sorry.
01:11:35But you've been thinking about me.
01:11:36And I don't have to worry about him.
01:11:37I don't have to worry about him.
01:11:38I don't have to worry about him.
01:11:39No.
01:11:40You've been planning on having me to cry in peace.
01:11:41Oh.
01:11:42Someone should really be with you when you're so upset.
01:11:44how do you find the time between laughing at how I look and then talking behind my back
01:11:56Troy would never say that Leo right what is it AI no it's real and you are the dumbest bitch on
01:12:09this campus if you don't take a warning from someone who is trying to help you are the
01:12:14crappiest bully if you think I'm gonna believe that I'm gonna tell you this now cuz I don't think
01:12:19you're gonna figure it out yourself but hurting me is not gonna read back whoever left you
01:12:25please don't let that tape be real
01:12:39he's not coming that tape was real
01:12:48come here you piece of shit
01:13:00yell all you want Mr. Ace
01:13:06no one who are you what do you want shut up and listen we're gonna play carrot instead
01:13:26the carrot is you're gonna be a TV star take this bag off my head now there's a bunch of money in your
01:13:34account you took that money your bookies is that all this is you're gonna say on camera that you made a
01:13:48big mistake you have a gambling problem but you're seeking help rehabbing God hoping
01:13:57for a healing mirror I'll never do it I'm glad you said now here
01:14:06no you will say a few words on camera and quit the team and Dora gets the key
01:14:24this is a KGB issued spider it fires one if you don't want said bullet in your
01:14:47girlfriend's skull then Dora's I'll do it
01:15:01hey it's me again just want to make sure you're okay we're okay call me
01:15:26you
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