- 7/1/2025
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00:00Can somebody give me a hand to do it?
00:02I have my hand to do it.
00:04Woah!
00:09Boy, Harj, brother,
00:10is one of the same thing to see on the ground.
00:12I will leave you with him.
00:14Can we have a big round of applause for Harj Kuchral?
00:21He has asked my hand,
00:22but he will use it from tomorrow.
00:26But thank you so much, everyone.
00:28Aamir, sir, is also thinking,
00:30I love Vicky Kaushal.
00:35Sir, now you can take Doom 3,
00:36and you can't take it in real life.
00:42But thank you so much, everyone.
00:44I am a stand-up comedian.
00:45My name is Harj Kuchral,
00:46I don't know.
00:51I haven't come here today
00:53from a comedian.
00:54I have come here from a fan.
00:5717 years of Tarheh Zabin,
00:59I want to say this,
01:00that Tarsheel is still big,
01:01but you will stay the same way.
01:09It's very big.
01:10I don't know, Aamir, sir,
01:11I don't know,
01:12I don't know.
01:13Sir, take the camera.
01:14Madam, take the camera.
01:15I don't know.
01:16You don't know,
01:17that comedians are not putting their video
01:18open.
01:19No,
01:20no,
01:21no,
01:22no,
01:23no.
01:25Oh,
01:26no,
01:27no,
01:28no.
01:2917 years.
01:31I don't know Amir sir,
01:32I don't like awards,
01:35awards functions,
01:35I don't like awards.
01:36But the picture on the ground,
01:39the emotion was the same.
01:40For that,
01:41no Oscar,
01:42no film fair,
01:43or no I-5-5
01:44can justify anything.
01:46I want to tell you this.
01:48Because
01:49every one character
01:51who is sitting here,
01:53in that picture,
01:54the emotion came out of that picture.
01:56Especially Darshil,
01:57who are the one who played the role of Ishaan Awasthi,
01:59who was the one who played the role of Ishaan Awasthi,
02:01his father's emotional less character.
02:07They are the ones who beat him.
02:09They are the ones who know them,
02:11and they beat him.
02:13They never beat him.
02:14They never beat him.
02:17He was the one who beat him.
02:20What an emotionless person was the one.
02:21It was fun to see.
02:23Every man relate.
02:23Every father relate.
02:25I'm telling you, I can't tell you, the scene of the hostel when you go to Darshil,
02:30it means it's so emotional, it's so sad, it's so sad.
02:34My mother is crying, she's crying, she's crying, she's crying,
02:39she's crying, she's crying, she's crying, she's crying, she's crying,
02:42she's crying outside of the hostel, Darshil says, please Papa, take me,
02:47I don't want to stop, my mother is crying, take me with the laundry,
02:51I'm telling you, where are you going to leave?
02:53I'm getting so tired, it's so tired, it's too late.
02:57What did you say in Mumbai?
03:01I'm telling you, I'm telling you, after that scene,
03:07I'm telling you, I'm telling you.
03:09I'm telling you, I'm telling you.
03:13I'm telling you, by God, after that scene,
03:15I'm telling you, after that scene,
03:17I'm telling you, you're not so bad.
03:21You're always a father.
03:24Tell me, I'm telling you,
03:26I'm telling you, I'm telling you,
03:27I'm telling you, I'm telling you,
03:29I'm telling you, I'm telling you,
03:31I'm telling you, I'm telling you,
03:33I'm telling you, my life coincidence.
03:35I was a very small person,
03:37when the picture was 2007 released,
03:39in 2008, I was in college,
03:41I was in Mumbai, I was in a company,
03:43I was in a coffee shop, I didn't know, sir.
03:45I was in a coffee shop,
03:47I was sitting in a coffee shop,
03:49and working on a laptop,
03:51and in a coffee shop,
03:53and working with my laptop.
03:55I was telling you,
03:57I was telling you,
03:58that's why I was waiting for that day.
04:00I was taking it on my pet,
04:02and I left the hostel,
04:04and left the camp here,
04:06and walked the camp here.
04:08He's great.
04:12That's why I saw the song, too, that's why I'm saying that I'm doing my mother, my mother.
04:18Is it my father's father?
04:21My father's name is like, my father's father, my father's father.
04:25My father's father.
04:27Your father's father.
04:29Your father's father.
04:31Your father's father.
04:33You don't know, sir, we've also done an online conversation.
04:38Arlal Singh promoted to our influencers.
04:41You don't know what to do.
04:56Aamir sir, perfectionist.
04:59If he makes a good picture, he makes perfect.
05:02And when we make a house, we make perfect.
05:10The whole world makes a good picture.
05:12The whole world makes a good picture.
05:17Very beautiful, brother.
05:22Actually, the picture was hit when you relate to the character.
05:26Nand ji's character, that's why you relate to our father's father.
05:29I'll tell you, I'll tell you, my father's father's father.
05:33I'll tell you, I'll tell you, Papa, my childhood.
05:36I was a teacher, I didn't like my studies.
05:38I didn't like my mind, I didn't like my math, I didn't like my chemistry.
05:41I didn't like my mind, I didn't like my mind, I didn't like my studies.
05:44They said, no, no, these are all your ideas, not to read.
05:47But in the house of God, there's a long time, there's no time.
05:50There's a threat to yourself.
05:52My father is a deputy.
05:54The government has put a tax on GST.
05:56Take the audience, the government has no idea.
06:01I'll tell you later, my father's father,
06:04I'm reading a book like GST.
06:06I said, what will happen?
06:08I don't understand GST.
06:09I'm saying, this is all your ideas, not to read.
06:17You are a big deal with this, Papa.
06:19It was a very powerful picture.
06:21On the earth, I was emotionally,
06:23a character was made of such a character.
06:25The desire for the Darshii,
06:26the desire for the Darshii,
06:28the desire for his life,
06:30the desire for his life,
06:32he was acting.
06:33I was just acting in that age.
06:36Sometimes I got a head in there and said,
06:38Oh my God!
06:40I tell you, why do you relate?
06:42I haven't told anyone in my life today.
06:44I was also the one who was in that picture.
06:46I didn't understand words in my childhood.
06:49I didn't think I was thinking about it.
06:50Marks was zero.
06:51It was strange.
06:52Question and answer were the same.
06:54Yes.
06:55It was just the difference in me and in my opinion,
06:57that it was dyslexia.
06:58Without dyslexia, I was like that.
07:02I'll tell you something first.
07:04If you get zero marks,
07:06you don't have to worry about it,
07:08you don't have to worry about it.
07:10If this is dyslexia,
07:12then with my group, there were 22 londes with me.
07:21They were all dyslexia.
07:24The 22 londes were gone.
07:26This whole country was dyslexia.
07:34The whole country,
07:36girls,
07:37you know,
07:38you know,
07:39the londes were all dyslexia.
07:41I'm telling you,
07:42this was a good thing.
07:43The teachers were doing it.
07:44I would not talk to our marks.
07:46I would take the roll and sit alone.
07:48We had to take the londes with us.
07:49It was not a number.
07:50It was a four-year-old.
07:51Half-month came,
07:52my friend told me,
07:53check with my attention.
07:54The counting mistake.
07:56He said,
07:57the counting mistake.
07:58Half-month is taking this,
07:59my name and roll number.
08:02I'm not talking about the disease.
08:03I'm talking about the disease.
08:04I'm talking about my friends.
08:05I'm talking about how many people are.
08:06I'm telling you something.
08:08I'm telling you,
08:09dyslexia is a serious disease.
08:11You put the name on top.
08:16It's called problemy words.
08:18I'm talking about the disease.
08:19I'm talking about the disease.
08:20I'm talking about the disease.
08:21I'm talking about the disease.
08:22I'm talking about the disease.
08:23I'm talking about the disease.
08:24I'm talking about the disease.
08:25I'm talking about the disease.
08:26I'm talking about the disease.
08:27I'm talking about the disease.
08:28I'm talking about the disease.
08:29I'm talking about the disease.
08:30I'm talking about the disease.
08:31I'm talking about the disease.
08:32I'm talking about the disease.
08:33I'm talking about the disease.
08:34I'm talking about the disease.
08:35I'm talking about the disease.
08:36I'm talking about the disease.
08:37I'm talking about the disease.
08:38I'm talking about the disease.
08:39I'm talking about the disease.
08:40I'm talking about the disease.
08:41I'm talking about the disease.
08:42Tell me, what's going on with the teacher?
08:43Everything is like Uber, Khawad.
08:46South Bombay, dyslexia.
08:47Kranpurga says Uber, Khawad.
08:54It's a difficult time, brother.
08:56I was emotional for you in the first half.
08:58Hey, kids.
09:00It's a shame.
09:00I don't understand it.
09:02The second half came here, leave it for me.
09:04It started to come for me.
09:06I said, this is painting.
09:08I don't even know that.
09:15This big thing is that I will become an artist.
09:17I will paint wall putty.
09:22It's not easy to change Indian parents.
09:25As Aamir Khansar has stayed in 2007,
09:27in the picture of all of them.
09:31That, son, do a passion follow.
09:33Where are Indian parents?
09:34There are still some things.
09:36I don't understand, brother.
09:38Look at the whole picture.
09:39I'm emotional.
09:40I'm angry with Aamir Khansar.
09:41I'm doing a very good picture.
09:44My mind changed my mind.
09:45I thought, I'll ask you.
09:46I'll play football.
09:48I said, I'll play football.
09:49I said, I'll play football.
09:50I said, I'll apply.
09:52I said, Nand Kishor.
09:53He's a bad guy.
09:58So, I just want to tell him so much.
10:00This was all you did in that picture
10:02when you came here as a teacher.
10:03I first went to which one you entered school
10:05to teach her.
10:06What was he, sir?
10:07He said, you didn't say that?
10:08He said, so he said,
10:10I'm a chakrasi.
10:12I'm a chakrasi.
10:14I'm a teacher, too.
10:16I'm a teacher.
10:18I'm a teacher.
10:20I'm a teacher, too.
10:22I'm a teacher, too.
10:24I'm a teacher.
10:26That's how a teacher.
10:28These are these students in Dune School.
10:30They were such a sweet teacher.
10:32They're asking me, what's your passion?
10:34I'm not a teacher.
10:36I'm not a teacher.
10:38I'm not a teacher, too.
10:40In Kanpur, my head was three-parties.
10:42One time, they knew that I didn't feel my mind.
10:44They were beating me.
10:46They put me on the ground.
10:48They put me on the ground in the day.
10:54What happened to them?
10:56They said, I'm sorry.
10:58Our teachers would kill so many balls.
11:02Or they would be different.
11:04The first time, I was a teacher.
11:06The third time, I was a teacher.
11:08I just turned my teacher to the teacher to the teacher.
11:10They just turned it in, so I was just one time
11:12to take the 3-parties.
11:14How did I take the both hands of my baby?
11:16That was such a shame.
11:18But thank you, everyone,
11:20whoever they choose,
11:22for them,
11:23I didn't know what to say.
11:24The answer was this.
11:26Oh
11:42Our mother-in-law showed us the torture of our mother-in-law
11:47Like the Brahman of the earth came in the hands of our mother-in-law
11:51They are killing us from there
11:53We are killing us from here
11:56After 3-4 or 5 times, my mother told me to see my picture.
12:02One day I was saved on the floor on my laptop,
12:05I called my father to the loaner.
12:07Very dangerous picture.
12:10Are you crazy?
12:11You are leaving me.
12:14Go to hostel. Freedom is available.
12:17I've had a time for enjoying it.
12:20It's a bitch, it's the water.
12:33Yes, man.
12:34You tell me.
12:35It's like freedom.
12:36Our father is going to leave us on the tuition.
12:37It's too late.
12:39When he put his head on his head,
12:41my father is waiting for me.
12:42What do you think of me now?
12:51My mother asked me once, what was her name?
12:54She said, she's a heroine named Tiska Chokra.
12:59I'm joking.
13:03It's a lot of nonsense.
13:05Parents, teachers, children's stories.
13:08First of all, I knew that the teacher was saying,
13:11children will not get hurt.
13:13Why are they sad? Why are they killing them?
13:16My parents and teachers, especially my parents and teachers,
13:20there was a debate every month.
13:23That I'm a poor student.
13:31The teacher did a complaint, my father gave me two more.
13:34I'm sitting in four mouths.
13:36I'm sitting in a competition, who will do this much?
13:39How much is it bad?
13:42Amir sir, I just want to say this to you,
13:46thank you for doing this.
13:47I mean, the picture you did, you did acting too,
13:50also did direction.
13:52We were scared that the road was also here,
13:54you didn't do it.
13:57But, in a very nice way,
14:00I mean, parents, teachers,
14:03you know, teachers,
14:05there was confidence in the children.
14:06After the picture, parents,
14:07you know,
14:08you don't have to kill the children's children,
14:09you have to be friends,
14:10you have to be friends,
14:11you have to be friends,
14:12you have to be friends,
14:13you have to be friends with love.
14:14If, after that,
14:16you don't even know any girl or child,
14:19then,
14:20then,
14:21then,
14:22I'll kill two,
14:23two,
14:24I'm saying.
14:25One thing is,
14:26Junaid never,
14:27never,
14:28never,
14:29I have proof.
14:30I have proof.
14:31I have proof.
14:32I read Junaid's reel,
14:33sir,
14:34in which he told me
14:35that he was one time
14:36to meet them in the Juhu circle,
14:37he was in the auto,
14:38he was in the Mercedes.
14:39The owner of the Mercedes.
14:41The owner of the Mercedes.
14:44They said,
14:45hi, Junaid.
14:46Junaid said hi.
14:48So, the autos asked,
14:49you?
14:50Sir, Amir,
14:51you know.
14:53So, Junaid said,
14:54I don't know what he said.
14:56We live in one place.
15:00Saga baap.
15:02If,
15:03the son is full of the film,
15:04the autos,
15:05he doesn't approve
15:06that he's my father,
15:07he's a peta.
15:11Thank you so much.
15:12That's my time, guys.
15:13You've been a good audience.
15:15Give it up!
15:17For Harsh Kuchral.
15:22Thank you so much.
15:23Thank you, ma'am.
15:27Thank you so much.
15:28Thank you, ma'am.
15:31Thank you so much.
15:32Thank you, ma'am.
15:34It's so easy,
15:35I want to take a look.
15:41I want to tell you one more thing.
15:43Indian parents,
15:47they told you if you have money,
15:51if you don't get the money,
15:52in the sense that if you want to follow
15:54you don't have good passion,
15:55then they told you nothing.
15:56Not that our mother-in-law was two things.
15:58Or if you're good in the school,
16:00then you'll go out.
16:01Now I think that you'll earn money.
16:08I've come here today,
16:10and I'll take money.
16:11I told you,
16:12I'll take lunch today.
16:14I'll give you lunch today.
16:15I'll give you a comedian to lunch.
16:18I performed so well,
16:19the next lunch is my friend's house.
16:26Thank you so much.
16:28And tell me.
16:29Do you want to talk to someone?
16:31Do you want to talk to someone?
16:32Do you want to talk to someone?
16:33Tell me, madam.
16:34Tell me.
16:35Yes, sit down with your hands.
16:37Yes, tell me.
16:39Yes, tell me.
16:40You need a ticket from me.
16:44We came from Gurgaon.
16:45Okay.
16:46You've come here,
16:47you've come here,
16:48you've come here.
16:49Your show is here.
16:50It's not my show,
16:51it's my man.
16:53Aamir Khan is here.
16:54Are you watching my show?
16:55Nanji.
16:59What's your show?
17:00What's your show?
17:01What's your show?
17:02What's your show?
17:03You've come here.
17:04What are you saying?
17:05You've come here.
17:06You've come here.
17:07That's why I'm here.
17:08Very nice, very nice.
17:10What's your question?
17:11I'm a huge fan of yours.
17:12You are a huge fan of me.
17:13You are a huge fan of me.
17:14I'm like,
17:15What's your question?
17:16Oh, man.
17:17That's why my mother was a kid.
17:20I'm like,
17:21I'm so proud of you.
17:22You are a huge fan of me.
17:23I'm so proud of you.
17:24I'm so proud of you.
17:25Who's there?
17:26What's your question?
17:27No, no.
17:28Question?
17:29Follow, sir.
17:30You are amazing.
17:31Tell me.
17:32I mean I am so proud of you.
17:33Yes, sir.
17:34You are amazing.
17:35Thank you sir.
17:50And then? Yes, sit down, sit down.
17:52You have a great story.
17:54I'm telling you a great story.
17:56Thank you, brother.
17:58Both of them sitarians.
18:00This is the team of sitarians.
18:02Oh, sir. Very good.
18:04First, sitarians. Now, sitarians.
18:06The next picture will tell me in my house.
18:10Thank you so much. My name is Hans Gujaral.
18:12Bye-bye. See you again.
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