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00:00:00Okay, let's hear it.

00:00:02Actually, yes, I don't have to hear you.

00:00:04So, hear me which one of you?

00:00:07No, friend!

00:00:08Hear it.

00:00:09What's that?

00:00:10That's right.

00:00:11Oh God, I have a shame.

00:00:13You look good.

00:00:16Do your work.

00:00:17Do your work.

00:00:18Do your work.

00:00:19Do your work.

00:00:20Do your work.

00:00:21Do your work.

00:00:22Do your work.

00:00:23Do your work.

00:00:24Do your work.

00:00:25Hear it.

00:00:26I have left the work.

00:00:28Do your work.

00:00:29Do your work.

00:00:30Why are you hurting?

00:00:31I have to tell you one thing.

00:00:33Do it.

00:00:34You have to do it first.

00:00:36Okay.

00:00:37He said,

00:00:38Oh God, I'm hurting.

00:00:39I remember that you were hurting for the marriage.

00:00:42I took you a cigarette and took you a cigarette.

00:00:48Do you remember?

00:00:49When you took me a cigarette,

00:00:50what did I say to you?

00:00:52What did I say to you?

00:00:53I said,

00:00:54Uncle, what are you doing?

00:00:55Eat a shame.

00:00:56Give me your son,

00:00:58who is my husband.

00:00:59Huh?

00:01:00What is it?

00:01:01Then?

00:01:02What is it?

00:01:03When you said I was my husband,

00:01:05my cheeks are getting out.

00:01:07My cheeks are getting out.

00:01:08Your cheeks?

00:01:09Yes.

00:01:10How many times I did,

00:01:11I make up a makeup for you?

00:01:12At the morning and the day I was getting out.

00:01:14Also, my cheeks have gotten out.

00:01:15You know what?

00:01:17You who are all these people are here?

00:01:18In the world,

00:01:19I have beautiful churches.

00:01:20Yes, there are my cherches.

00:01:21I have other cherches.

00:01:22You're doing something else.

00:01:24You're a good person.

00:01:26West and D's.

00:01:29Otherwise, if you take your mouth,

00:01:31it will take my mouth better.

00:01:37Do you know?

00:01:38To show this mouth,

00:01:39I will forgive his children.

00:01:42How bad your mouth is?

00:01:43Your bad mouth is bad.

00:01:46It's written in the face.

00:01:48God, please do my help.

00:01:50You just have to cut your hands.

00:01:52You have to be ashamed of your husband.

00:01:54I don't have a marriage.

00:01:56You know how our marriage is?

00:01:58Your brother had killed my brother.

00:02:00Did he?

00:02:01Yes, he did.

00:02:02Did he kill me?

00:02:03What did he do?

00:02:04Let me tell you.

00:02:06They gave us our marriage.

00:02:08It was a marriage.

00:02:10I said, my brother died.

00:02:11What happened?

00:02:12I got married.

00:02:14I said, God will die.

00:02:20I'm going to marry you.

00:02:22I'm going to marry you.

00:02:24I'm going to marry you.

00:02:25I'm going to marry you?

00:02:26I was going to marry you in the bush.

00:02:30Or in Saddam.

00:02:31If Saddam died, you died in the hands of the bush.

00:02:33Now, what would you die in the hands of the bush?

00:02:38You understand?

00:02:39Do you understand?

00:02:40Do you speak with your husband?

00:02:42Do you know how many relationships came for me?

00:02:44What?

00:02:45He was wearing 12-year-old.

00:02:47They came with great relationships.

00:02:49No.

00:02:50You're crying.

00:02:51You're crying.

00:02:52My heart will be out.

00:02:53Look at the makeup.

00:02:54This makeup is getting out.

00:02:55You're crying.

00:02:56You're crying.

00:02:57You're crying.

00:02:58You're crying.

00:02:59You're crying.

00:03:00You're crying.

00:03:01You're crying.

00:03:02You're crying.

00:03:03What are you crying?

00:03:04You know.

00:03:05You're coming for the marriage for six months.

00:03:09I'm so mad.

00:03:10How many times you're crying.

00:03:13What are you saying?

00:03:14You're crying.

00:03:15Okay.

00:03:16Then, okay.

00:03:17I'm so mad.

00:03:18You know, you know?

00:03:19It's a lot, right?

00:03:20It's a lot.

00:03:21It's a lot.

00:03:22It's a lot.

00:03:23It's a lot.

00:03:24It's a lot.

00:03:25You're hurting for 2 minutes.

00:03:26You're hurting.

00:03:28Listen to me in the back.

00:03:30Listen to me.

00:03:31It's a lot.

00:03:32It's a lot.

00:03:33It's a lot.

00:03:34A new one I'm going to meet.

00:03:37When, when?

00:03:39Tomorrow, tomorrow, my mother is coming for you.

00:03:44That's what your child is saying.

00:03:47And, give up and give up a child.

00:03:49God says, never get Brittany out of nowhere.

00:03:53You're all the same.

00:03:54That's what your child is saying.

00:03:55Why don't you speak mama?

00:03:58Let's talk with me.

00:03:59That's not my aunt.

00:04:00Your blood is also.

00:04:02Can't you say the blood?

00:04:03I'm not a machine.

00:04:09Do you remember?

00:04:10Last week, I was asleep in my house.

00:04:14I was running.

00:04:15I opened the door and I was sleeping.

00:04:17I saw a snake sitting in a hand.

00:04:20What did you do?

00:04:21I prayed.

00:04:22I said, God, I love this snake.

00:04:27I'm a puppy.

00:04:29My mother will get the death of my mother.

00:04:31But no, the hair fell, I stopped the hair.

00:04:35I said, what's the matter? You don't have to wear the hair.

00:04:38The hair said, I had to wear the hair.

00:04:39I'm going to wear the hair from them.

00:04:51I said, I'm late.

00:04:53Your mother supplies the hair to the hair.

00:04:57Think about how much hair is coming.

00:05:01Your mouth is Zehri Lee.

00:05:03Zehri Lee.

00:05:04Now, listen to your mother's story.

00:05:06She has written books.

00:05:07I'll listen to them.

00:05:08I'll listen to them too.

00:05:10I'll listen to them two weeks ago.

00:05:12That was also two weeks ago.

00:05:14Do you remember that?

00:05:15I was sleeping with such a big mouth.

00:05:18I got my breath.

00:05:19I didn't go inside the hair.

00:05:21There was so much hair.

00:05:23I saw it.

00:05:24It was my presence of mind.

00:05:26I thought.

00:05:27It was slowly, slowly, slowly.

00:05:29I was sleeping.

00:05:31My mother.

00:05:32No, not my hair.

00:05:34I got my hair in the hair.

00:05:35I didn't remember you.

00:05:36You had three months of hair in the hair.

00:05:40Go.

00:05:41I don't speak to you.

00:05:42I don't speak to you.

00:05:43I got my hair in the hair.

00:05:45I got my hair in the hair.

00:05:46I got my hair in the hair.

00:05:47You have lost my hair.

00:05:48You have a hair in the hair.

00:05:49No, I don't speak.

00:05:50I don't speak to you.

00:05:51You have to talk to me.

00:05:52I don't know if you're sitting there.

00:05:54Yeah.

00:05:55Yeah.

00:05:56Yeah.

00:05:57I don't see the hair in the mirror.

00:05:59No problem.

00:06:00No problem.

00:06:01Namaste to all of you. Thank you so much.

00:06:03I'll say, I'll say, I'll say,

00:06:05No, no. I can't say, I'll say,

00:06:08I'll say, I'll say,

00:06:10Oh, oh, oh!

00:06:12Why are you so fighting? Who are you fighting?

00:06:14I'll give them a message.

00:06:16God, say, you'll eat it.

00:06:17You're a good one.

00:06:18Your good one.

00:06:25It's a message of the people.

00:06:26It's a message of the people.

00:06:28What are you talking about, Sarj?

00:06:29Yes.

00:06:30You talked about the first time.

00:06:32Absolutely.

00:06:33You also live in this situation.

00:06:35Yes.

00:06:36What's the name of the person?

00:06:38What's the name of the person?

00:06:39The name of the person?

00:06:40Yes.

00:06:41That's not true.

00:06:42Yes.

00:06:43So, you have to do the second.

00:06:45Yes.

00:06:46You know, you know.

00:06:47Just tell me one thing.

00:06:48In your school,

00:06:49there are some studies?

00:06:51No.

00:06:52In your school,

00:06:53there are children from the matric pass.

00:06:56And when they are born,

00:06:57they go out of college.

00:06:59They are beautiful.

00:07:00You have a lot of students.

00:07:01Yes, your name is odd.

00:07:02Like,

00:07:03there are cows and cows.

00:07:05Yes.

00:07:06Yes.

00:07:07Yes.

00:07:08I spent the first time.

00:07:09I spent my parents on the matric pass.

00:07:11I spent the next time.

00:07:12What happened was that?

00:07:13Tell me.

00:07:14He is not Rashid.

00:07:15Who?

00:07:16He is like six feet.

00:07:19Yes.

00:07:20He is like a big head.

00:07:21He is like a big head.

00:07:22I don't know, who doesn't have both hands,

00:07:25the leg is very good.

00:07:29I'm telling you, I'm telling you to remember it.

00:07:31Who doesn't have both hands,

00:07:32the football is very good.

00:07:34I remember, I remember.

00:07:35Come on, right?

00:07:35Absolutely.

00:07:36Oh, that's Rashid, right?

00:07:37Yes.

00:07:37The one who was born again,

00:07:39I forgot.

00:07:39Yes.

00:07:42Now, you're going to get two hands to me.

00:07:43Why?

00:07:44That's Rashid, not the one who's gone.

00:07:46I know, tell him.

00:07:47He said to his father,

00:07:48that daddy, daddy,

00:07:49that's the one who lives in the flat,

00:07:50I'll marry him.

00:07:51Yes.

00:07:52He said, no, that's your daughter.

00:07:55He said, where do you?

00:07:55Tell him, just tell him.

00:08:02He said, let's go, that's her daughter.

00:08:03Then I'll take it with Naila.

00:08:05He said, no, that's your daughter.

00:08:07He said, daddy, what are you saying?

00:08:08I don't know where he goes to your father.

00:08:12He said, that's your daughter.

00:08:13Then he said, that's your daughter.

00:08:15He said, he came out and said,

00:08:15I'm going to cry.

00:08:17I said, why are you crying?

00:08:18I said, I'm going to marry Naila.

00:08:20I said, your daughter.

00:08:21I said, she's going to marry you,

00:08:22how are you talking about your daughter?

00:08:23And she'll marry her mother.

00:08:24Where's your heart, she'll marry her.

00:08:25Yeah?

00:08:25He said, that's your daddy.

00:08:26Her father doesn't.

00:08:28I said, that's your daddy.

00:08:32I mean, I'm going to marry you.

00:08:34Tell me.

00:08:35I don't like milk-less people like you.

00:08:38Why? What do we eat?

00:08:41I don't talk to you like a girl.

00:08:43You speak English like Ato's.

00:08:46Hey Ato's.

00:08:48We have to go to India.

00:08:51How much money do we have?

00:08:53They say, half a dollar.

00:08:55Come here, men.

00:09:01Come here, come here.

00:09:03Come here, come here, come here.

00:09:05You're not a man.

00:09:06They're the brothers and brothers.

00:09:08They're the brothers and brothers.

00:09:09Who are your brothers?

00:09:10I'll listen to them.

00:09:11They were their big brothers.

00:09:13What are they? What are they?

00:09:14What are they?

00:09:15What are they?

00:09:16Let's go.

00:09:17Now, two years ago,

00:09:19a couple of children were born in their house.

00:09:21They were so sweet, sweet, sweet children.

00:09:23Like they were born,

00:09:24they were born,

00:09:25they were born,

00:09:26they were born.

00:09:27But they asked,

00:09:28why are you killing?

00:09:29Do you know what your brother did?

00:09:30What?

00:09:31One is mine,

00:09:32who is mine?

00:09:33Who is mine?

00:09:34Who is mine?

00:09:35You are so sweet, brother.

00:09:36You are not sweet.

00:09:37You are a politician.

00:09:38He said,

00:09:39once again,

00:09:40I've got milk.

00:09:41You are a girl who goes to birth,

00:09:42you are only for eat for the food.

00:09:50And they will start for the food.

00:09:51A card comes into a month,

00:09:52you will start to eat for the food.

00:09:54I'll eat in the food, in the food.

00:09:56When you are sitting up in the gate,

00:09:58the food will be opened.

00:09:59If you eat,

00:10:01this was gone!

00:10:02This was big-big pineapple,

00:10:04and this is a boat.

00:10:06This is a boat,

00:10:07Where they take a video, they are small and small.

00:10:09I am on dieting.

00:10:15And the noodles, rice, potatoes, all in the place.

00:10:18Dabadab, dabadab.

00:10:19In the house of children.

00:10:20They will go to the house.

00:10:23The video is standing.

00:10:24You don't have to laugh at the open.

00:10:27Don't look at your teeth.

00:10:30What do you say?

00:10:31After you die, what will happen after you die?

00:10:37I say the truth.

00:10:42I say the truth.

00:10:43You are the evil man that I have not seen today.

00:10:46What?

00:10:47I have run away from your father's book.

00:10:53What?

00:10:54Tell me.

00:10:55Tell me.

00:10:56Do you want to say?

00:10:57Urushi, you are a child.

00:10:59I am going to take you to the grass.

00:11:01They are going to sell the grass and cheese.

00:11:04They will drink direct chai.

00:11:07How do you do?

00:11:09I am a scientist.

00:11:15Do you believe that you are evil.

00:11:17You are evil.

00:11:18Don't talk like that.

00:11:19You are.

00:11:19Do you speak English?

00:11:20Say it.

00:11:21I love Jews.

00:11:22I hate Jews.

00:11:24I hate Jews.

00:11:25Okay, both of you.

00:11:26Thank yous.

00:11:27I am going.

00:11:28I am going.

00:11:29I am going.

00:11:30Stop.

00:11:31I am ill.

00:11:32Stop.

00:11:33Stop.

00:11:34Stop.

00:11:39Stop.

00:11:39I am going.

00:11:40Hold on.

00:11:41guys

00:11:43yeah

00:11:45no

00:11:47I

00:11:49don't

00:11:51I

00:11:53A

00:11:55the

00:11:57time

00:11:59a

00:12:03a

00:12:05Yeah, Johnny Dada Jee, Salah Alaykum

00:12:07Come?

00:12:08Hey, Shuti Baji, Salah Alaykum

00:12:11Miss Namaste

00:12:13Ujjagha Pani Mathe, Baitna Vyota

00:12:16Namaste

00:12:21Namaste

00:12:22Hum Tumih Kuch Nishamash Te

00:12:24Mere Phat Gaya Baste, Mene Nikal Gayao Haste Haste

00:12:27Mene Nikal Gayao Haste Haste

00:12:31Chup-chap, Yehi Khaday Rao, Varnah Padaange

00:12:33Karare Hattay

00:12:35Samjha Tum?

00:12:36Aap Mereko Mareho Hogi

00:12:37Hum

00:12:37Mere Rho Dunga

00:12:38Rho

00:12:39To Aap Chup-Karau Hogi

00:12:40Oh

00:12:41Thikai, Kara Lungi

00:12:42Mene Toh Godh Maha Ke Chup-Hota Hung

00:12:44Mene Nek Godh Nihin Phaar Nis Apni, Samjha

00:12:51Hey

00:12:55Ye Khaan?

00:12:56Khaan Chkaan?

00:12:58Daddy Go Paghaar Nih Mili Na

00:13:00Agle Mene Dalvaon

00:13:03Aam Lug Bhoat Paisa Waala Hai

00:13:04Abhi Amne Chabi Lih Ehi

00:13:05Agle Saal Gadi Dalvaayenge Usmein

00:13:07Miss Miss

00:13:13Abhi Mene Raste Maadana

00:13:14Mere Taai Nih Baccha Diya

00:13:15Miss

00:13:20Aapko Dekke Gana Ara Gala

00:13:21Bhoat Zhoor Se Ara Hai

00:13:22Bhoat Zhoor Se Ara Hai

00:13:23Bhoat Zhoor Se Ara Hai?

00:13:24Bhoat Zhoor Se Ara Hai?

00:13:25Muuu Se Araai Muuu Se Araai Sachi

00:13:26Khaa?

00:13:27Gaan?

00:13:28Oh Miss Miss Miss Miss De De De

00:13:31Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmm

00:13:39Ye

00:13:40Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmm

00:13:41Kya tha?

00:13:42Mujhe Nih Bata

00:13:42Aapko Bata Hai?

00:13:45Mujhe Sab Bata Hai?

00:13:47Then you don't trust me.

00:13:52Then there's a joke in the people.

00:13:54Then there's a news challenge in the other day.

00:13:56One student wrote a joke,

00:13:59but the student didn't write it.

00:14:02Shhh! Shhh!

00:14:03Okay, so...

00:14:07Tell me this.

00:14:09I'll never tell this.

00:14:12Ask her.

00:14:14What comes from this?

00:14:15Nothing comes from this.

00:14:16Everything comes from this.

00:14:20Take this.

00:14:21Give this one.

00:14:22Give this one.

00:14:23Give this one.

00:14:24Give this one.

00:14:25Give this one.

00:14:26Give this one.

00:14:27Give this one.

00:14:28It'll be like this.

00:14:29It'll be like this.

00:14:30It'll be like this.

00:14:31It'll be like this.

00:14:32Miss?

00:14:33What's this?

00:14:34You understand?

00:14:35You've become silly.

00:14:38Let's read, Miss.

00:14:39There's a word.

00:14:41Word?

00:14:42In Urdu.

00:14:43Mutala.

00:14:44Mutala.

00:14:46In English, it means studies.

00:14:48Studies.

00:14:49In Hindi.

00:14:50Alright.

00:14:51Okay.

00:14:52So, now you can use these words in sentence.

00:14:55It's very easy.

00:14:57We're up.

00:14:58We're up in the morning.

00:14:59We're up in the morning.

00:15:00We're up in the morning.

00:15:01We're up in the morning.

00:15:02We're up in the morning.

00:15:03We're up in the morning.

00:15:04We're down at 7.

00:15:05You're up in the morning.

00:15:06We're up in the morning.

00:15:07We're up in the morning.

00:15:08If you want to ask something else, I'll ask you.

00:15:09I'm a genius man.

00:15:10Okay.

00:15:11I'll ask you a genius man.

00:15:12Who is the most genius man in the world?

00:15:15Who is Superman?

00:15:17Superman.

00:15:18He's not a bad guy, he's a bad guy.

00:15:20He's a 3-foot guy.

00:15:23He's stuck with a dress and then he's gone back.

00:15:27He's a true man, Superman.

00:15:28Why?

00:15:29He's wearing a shirt.

00:15:32He doesn't know how to wear a shirt.

00:15:34He's wearing a shirt.

00:15:35He doesn't know how to wear a shirt.

00:15:38He doesn't know how to wear a shirt.

00:15:40I'll ask you.

00:15:41Tell me.

00:15:42Your parents give 3 eggs in the morning.

00:15:466 eggs in the morning and 8 eggs in the morning.

00:15:49Tell me, how many eggs you gave?

00:15:51There's no quality.

00:15:52They give eggs in the morning.

00:15:54They give only a child, why a mummy?

00:15:58Why a mummy?

00:16:03They're students of mine.

00:16:06Miss, I'll tell you something.

00:16:08Bullies.

00:16:09Mm-hmm.

00:16:10What scenes?

00:16:11I'll take a job from the angry and heart.

00:16:15I'll tell you.

00:16:16I'll tell you.

00:16:17I'll tell you.

00:16:18I'll tell you.

00:16:19Okay.

00:16:20Okay.

00:16:21Take care.

00:16:22I'll tell you.

00:16:23Okay.

00:16:24I'll tell you.

00:16:25Kakpa

00:16:30Fridays after

00:16:31Stupid students

00:16:33Zaleels Men

00:16:36Perhaps wearing shoes

00:16:41Namaste

00:16:42Peace

00:16:43Please start acting

00:16:45Please do

00:16:47What's your feeling

00:16:55Good, you did a good dance.

00:16:58I was doing a good dance.

00:17:00You can dance very well so that I can get out of my money.

00:17:08Go, go. There are so many good songs.

00:17:10One of them I will do a remix to sing.

00:17:12Listen, listen.

00:17:13Pass, Karja, Annu Malik.

00:17:16My dad got out of this song.

00:17:19My dad gives me a lot of money.

00:17:21My dad gives me a lot of money.

00:17:23My dad gives me a lot of money.

00:17:26My dad gives me a lot of money.

00:17:28My dad gives me a lot of money.

00:17:31My dad gives me a lot of money.

00:17:33My dad gives me money.

00:17:35Very good.

00:17:37You were eating the wealth in cereal and eating the cereal.

00:17:39Listen to this song.

00:17:44I will welcome him to that child,

00:17:45who has a song for a film.

00:17:47The next one gets a bite,

00:17:48but I enjoy it.

00:17:51Tell me.

00:17:53I tell you,

00:17:54my dad is going to play with me.

00:17:55If I say something,

00:17:58one will say that 20 years will come.

00:18:00Tell me.

00:18:01Tell me.

00:18:03Tell me.

00:18:04Tell me.

00:18:05We are doing this job.

00:18:07Tell me.

00:18:08Tell me.

00:18:09Tell me.

00:18:10Tell me.

00:18:11Tell me.

00:18:12Tell me.

00:18:13How many good songs have you played in the first film?

00:18:18Tight Clothes. Now this song has been a remix.

00:18:21I've seen two times, and I forgot to keep the camera down.

00:18:33The whole song is R-P-R.

00:18:36How are the songs?

00:18:38I mean, I like your old singers.

00:18:40It's old. It's sweet songs.

00:18:42Two times, it's sugar.

00:18:44Okay.

00:18:45There's a sweet singer.

00:18:47Listen to his latest song.

00:18:48Listen to it.

00:18:49In your mind.

00:18:50Just wait.

00:18:51There's a big deal.

00:18:52Now what happened?

00:18:53There's a girl on stage.

00:18:54Give me a look.

00:18:55Give me a look.

00:18:5618 years old.

00:18:57It's gone.

00:19:00Tell me where to start.

00:19:01Tell me.

00:19:02Just do it.

00:19:03Tell me.

00:19:04Tell me.

00:19:05Tell me.

00:19:06It's a big problem.

00:19:07She told me.

00:19:08Okay.

00:19:09I'm giving offer.

00:19:10I know.

00:19:11I don't like my voice.

00:19:13You think you're a big girl?

00:19:15I'm a born-born.

00:19:16I'm born.

00:19:17I'm born.

00:19:18I'm born.

00:19:19I'm a singer.

00:19:20I'm a singer.

00:19:22So, okay.

00:19:23I sing a song.

00:19:24What do I do?

00:19:25You sing a song to Gula Maliyah.

00:19:27How many Gula Maliyah?

00:19:29Gula Maliyah.

00:19:30Which song is?

00:19:33Which song is?

00:19:34Can you sing?

00:19:35Gula Maliyah.

00:19:36I'm a singer.

00:19:37Gula Maliyah.

00:19:38Is that so big?

00:19:39Gula Maliyah.

00:19:40Yes.

00:19:41Did they see her?

00:19:42No I'm a singer.

00:19:43The thrust of the music is,

00:19:44I feel like a vegetable.

00:19:45That is the subject of the music.

00:19:47Did they spell it on every channel?

00:19:48How did they say?

00:19:50Hmm.

00:19:51Haa.

00:19:52Haa.

00:19:53What's happening?

00:19:54The Another one goes.

00:19:55I'm going to call it too.

00:20:03Gadiyah.

00:20:05Okay, okay.

00:20:06How will you get to this song about Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan?

00:20:09Where will he go? He died.

00:20:11When he was alive, where he was sitting,

00:20:13he couldn't take his father.

00:20:15He would give them to him.

00:20:17Just keep him in his face.

00:20:21He died in the sun.

00:20:23He came out.

00:20:24He said,

00:20:26I don't have to work alone.

00:20:29We give them to him.

00:20:30We don't have to go.

00:20:36We are here.

00:20:38Who is this?

00:20:40This is just a song.

00:20:42If you sing songs,

00:20:44you will also put it in it.

00:20:46Why is this song?

00:20:48It's a song.

00:20:52How are you singing songs?

00:20:53This song was a song.

00:20:54It was a song that was a song.

00:20:55It was a song that was a song.

00:20:56It was a song that was a song.

00:20:57It was a song that was a song.

00:20:58Who was it?

00:20:59The woman in that song was a witch.

00:21:01But it was a song that was a song.

00:21:03Today, this song is how it's going to be on our heroine.

00:21:05How does it go?

00:21:06Tell me.

00:21:07What are you doing?

00:21:08Look at this.

00:21:09This is a song.

00:21:10It's a song.

00:21:11It's a song.

00:21:12It's a song.

00:21:13It's a song.

00:21:14It's a song.

00:21:15I've seen it.

00:21:16Now, how are you singing?

00:21:17If you're a heroine,

00:21:19then how are you singing?

00:21:20How?

00:21:21You will get a disease?

00:21:22Where are you?

00:21:24Where are you going?

00:21:25Where will I go?

00:21:26I'll give you someone to stay.

00:21:28I'm fighting with the auto.

00:21:30Why?

00:21:31I'm sitting in his auto.

00:21:32I'm asking for the car.

00:21:34You're sitting in the auto.

00:21:35I'm asking for the car.

00:21:36Where are you going?

00:21:37I'm doing it alone.

00:21:38She's sitting alone.

00:21:45Zalil is being sitting ahead.

00:21:48You're running by the auto.

00:21:49You're running with the auto.

00:21:51You're running for 15 seconds before you get in front of me.

00:21:57Stay tuned.

00:21:58You're very loving in disgust.

00:22:02Today, you're going to feel the crotch taller.

00:22:05Yes?

00:22:05From that side

00:22:06Oh God!

00:22:07You look like a love

00:22:09You look like a strong man from front of me

00:22:12Oh!

00:22:13One thing to tell you

00:22:14Yes?

00:22:15You don't have any quality of your father?

00:22:21You are doing my love and you are doing my bad stuff

00:22:24I remember my bad stuff

00:22:27What a man of the man

00:22:29Every girl in the film takes a girl

00:22:31A film is a judge

00:22:32What are you talking about?

00:22:33What are you talking about?

00:22:34What are you talking about?

00:22:35Order, order!

00:22:36If I don't get it, I'll take it to her daughter

00:22:42Okay, let's go

00:22:43Today, I'm going to be prepared for you

00:22:48Why?

00:22:49Let's go

00:22:50I'm going to see a film in the theater

00:22:52Let's go, you can see a girl in the theater?

00:22:55You don't go there

00:22:59You can watch a film in the other side

00:23:02I've seen a film in the other side

00:23:03I've seen a film in the other side

00:23:04Why?

00:23:05I've seen a girl in the other side

00:23:05I've been sitting in the other side

00:23:06I've been sitting in the other side

00:23:07What are you talking about?

00:23:08The lights went on?

00:23:09I was going to run through her

00:23:10I was going to run through her

00:23:11I was going to run through her

00:23:12I was going to run through her

00:23:13I was going to run through her

00:23:14I was going to run through her

00:23:17I was going to run through her

00:23:18I've had friends in the other side

00:23:19I started drinking back

00:23:20That's the movie that's the movie that's the one

00:23:21This film is like this

00:23:22Then, you can take it in the other side

00:23:23Then, you can take it in the other side

00:23:24Then, you can take it around

00:23:25Then, you can take it in the other side

00:23:26I only thought that this film is finished

00:23:26That's not done

00:23:27I took it and drank it like that.

00:23:29I said, Mom, do you drink this?

00:23:31I said, son, drink it.

00:23:33I said, son, son.

00:23:35I said, son, I was drinking water in it.

00:23:45I gave up with you,

00:23:47I gave up with you,

00:23:49I gave up with you.

00:23:51It was just a shame in the cinema.

00:23:53That's why you don't watch a film?

00:23:55No, one more. What?

00:23:56A heroine,

00:23:575 minutes in a song,

00:23:5917 race change.

00:24:01What's your problem with that?

00:24:02I have. Tell me where it changes.

00:24:08Okay.

00:24:09I went to shooting.

00:24:11I didn't change there.

00:24:12With my cheating.

00:24:15You will be your favorite hero.

00:24:16Yes, right?

00:24:17You know where?

00:24:18He's a paakiza hero.

00:24:19Paakiza?

00:24:20Paak Daaman Sharif.

00:24:21Sharif?

00:24:22Who?

00:24:23Imran Hashmi.

00:24:26How are you?

00:24:27How are you doing?

00:24:28He's a man.

00:24:29He's a man.

00:24:30He's a man.

00:24:31He's a man.

00:24:32He's a man.

00:24:33He's a man.

00:24:38Okay.

00:24:39I'm a man.

00:24:40Hey guys.

00:24:41How are you doing?

00:24:42I'm a man.

00:24:43You're doing this.

00:24:44How are you doing?

00:24:45When I was giving you the film,

00:24:46you can't put it on the film.

00:24:47You can't put it on the film.

00:24:48You can't put it on the film.

00:24:49I've done it.

00:24:50You can't put it on the film.

00:24:51I've done it.

00:24:52You've done the film.

00:24:53You've got hit the name.

00:24:55When it was a hot masala,

00:24:57it was a fried chicken-

00:24:58Now the chicken-

00:24:58The movie is going on in the kitchen.

00:25:00What will the movie come after that?

00:25:03Gita Gaya-Tamachronne.

00:25:05It's a Visa Pratha.

00:25:10My Salen-Nuspar.

00:25:11It's going out from the kitchen.

00:25:14The movie is in the bathroom.

00:25:16It's going to be called the bathroom-

00:25:17What will happen?

00:25:17We took the bathroom.

00:25:20My shampoo has a lot.

00:25:22Oh, don't talk to me.

00:25:27In a car, there are two men in a car.

00:25:31The film will be released from the bathroom in the toilet.

00:25:36What's the name?

00:25:37Doom 1, 2.

00:25:38Doom 2.

00:25:39Doom 2.

00:25:40Doom 2.

00:25:41What are you talking about?

00:25:43Action film.

00:25:44Action film.

00:25:45It's the first action film.

00:25:47What will you name after that?

00:25:50Who is it?

00:25:52Who is it?

00:25:54Come and get it.

00:26:00How much is it?

00:26:02Do you have such names?

00:26:03Go, go, go.

00:26:04I don't think there will be such names.

00:26:06I will go to Hollywood.

00:26:08You have to go to Hollywood.

00:26:10You have reached Hollywood.

00:26:11That's true.

00:26:12How did you make a film?

00:26:14Did you hear the name of the film?

00:26:16Which one?

00:26:17The Mummy.

00:26:19We have made it.

00:26:20Come, Abba.

00:26:23Come, Mamu.

00:26:24Come, Chacha.

00:26:25They made it.

00:26:26The Mummy returns.

00:26:30You are so happy, brother.

00:26:31We will offer you English.

00:26:33We will come back.

00:26:36Look.

00:26:37I just want to tell you so much that

00:26:38I don't have a name of Hindi films.

00:26:40Which one?

00:26:41It was such a good film.

00:26:43We live in your heart.

00:26:44We live in your heart.

00:26:45They are sitting there sitting there.

00:26:49Do you have a name?

00:26:50Yes, no.

00:26:51It's a good name.

00:26:52Who?

00:26:53Love.

00:26:54It's good for the wedding.

00:26:55Love.

00:26:56Love.

00:26:57Before the wedding.

00:26:58After the wedding,

00:26:59it will be good.

00:27:00Go, go.

00:27:01Let's go.

00:27:02I'll tell you.

00:27:03After the wedding,

00:27:04what's the name of the wedding?

00:27:05Okay.

00:27:06Before the wedding,

00:27:07if you don't be...

00:27:08After the wedding,

00:27:09I wish you don't be.

00:27:13Before the wedding,

00:27:14I loved it.

00:27:15After the wedding,

00:27:16what did I do?

00:27:18I didn't understand.

00:27:20Before the wedding,

00:27:22something happens.

00:27:23After the wedding,

00:27:24every year happens.

00:27:25What happens?

00:27:26I'm so glad that I do.

00:27:32Do you have a laugh?

00:27:33Who's happy?

00:27:34The wedding is too late.

00:27:35Before the wedding,

00:27:36one,

00:27:37two,

00:27:38two,

00:27:39one,

00:27:41one,

00:27:42two,

00:27:43two,

00:27:44one,

00:27:45one,

00:27:46two,

00:27:47one,

00:27:48three,

00:27:49two,

00:27:50one,

00:27:51one,

00:27:52two,

00:27:53one,

00:27:54Hello, how are you?

00:28:00Oh-ho, Rana Tunga ki vidwa.

00:28:09What are you doing now?

00:28:11I mean?

00:28:12Easy or busy?

00:28:17Easy.

00:28:18You're not doing anything?

00:28:19I'm not doing anything.

00:28:20Let's get married.

00:28:22You're going to get married.

00:28:25Why?

00:28:26You'll be married,

00:28:28but you'll be married.

00:28:30Kids are playing in the house.

00:28:31They're going to be married.

00:28:35I'll do it.

00:28:36I won't do it.

00:28:37I'll be a big man.

00:28:38Why don't you marry me?

00:28:40I'm not going to get married.

00:28:42I'll leave the bride.

00:28:47My blood is coming.

00:28:48What's the problem?

00:28:52I

00:28:57I don't do it. I'm a great man. I'll read their books.

00:29:00I don't know what my books are.

00:29:02Honestly, my mother has written it.

00:29:04Tell me.

00:29:05He's so great.

00:29:07I'm telling you.

00:29:09He's played football.

00:29:11He's given five goals in his own game.

00:29:13So, he's going to play a far away.

00:29:15What do I do?

00:29:16Look.

00:29:17I'm going to say,

00:29:18I'm not going to do anything here.

00:29:20I'm not going to do anything here.

00:29:22He's going to go there.

00:29:24He's going there.

00:29:25He's going there.

00:29:26He's going there.

00:29:27He's going there.

00:29:28He's going there.

00:29:29He's going there.

00:29:30He's going there.

00:29:31Let's do it.

00:29:32No, no.

00:29:33I won't do it.

00:29:34Actually, I've got a girl for me.

00:29:37Who is that?

00:29:38He's a very big company.

00:29:41He's made video CDs.

00:29:43He's made CDs?

00:29:44He doesn't have to do it.

00:29:45Why?

00:29:46He's going to throw it.

00:29:47He's going to print.

00:29:49He's going to print.

00:29:51He's going to print.

00:29:52He's going to print.

00:29:53Okay.

00:29:54Don't do that.

00:29:55Then, I'll...

00:29:56Right.

00:29:57I'll marry a chef.

00:29:58With a chef?

00:29:59With a chef.

00:30:00He'll do it.

00:30:01With a chef.

00:30:02With a chef.

00:30:03He'll do it.

00:30:04He won't come.

00:30:05I'm not.

00:30:06I'm so full.

00:30:08I'm so full.

00:30:09No, I'm so blessed.

00:30:10What is Hussan?

00:30:11Allah.

00:30:12Is Hussan?

00:30:14My mom said,

00:30:15I'll marry a chef.

00:30:16Say.

00:30:17Friends,

00:30:18I'll marry a chef.

00:30:19Friends,

00:30:20I'll marry a chef.

00:30:21Friends,

00:30:22I'll marry a chef.

00:30:23We understand the kitchen.

00:30:24This is the milk of water.

00:30:26Go, go.

00:30:28Do you want to marry?

00:30:29I don't want to marry.

00:30:31I don't want to marry.

00:30:32Go, I'll marry the same thing.

00:30:33Ulva,

00:30:34I won't marry.

00:30:35I'll marry the same thing.

00:30:36I'll marry the same thing.

00:30:37And I'll tell you to not marry the same thing.

00:30:39I don't want to do it.

00:30:42I'm going.

00:30:43Go.

00:30:44What happened?

00:30:45I stopped a bus driver.

00:30:46I said, bus driver, stop.

00:30:47Bus driver, stop.

00:30:48I said, there are seats.

00:30:49There are seats.

00:30:50There are seats.

00:30:51There are seats.

00:30:52There are seats.

00:30:53That's right.

00:30:54Then I went with a petrol bomb.

00:30:55Yes.

00:30:56A person put a petrol.

00:30:57I went and went and put it.

00:30:58I went and put it.

00:30:59No, no.

00:31:00You put petrol on it.

00:31:02What did you understand about it?

00:31:04I put it in my mouth.

00:31:06Don't understand why I say anything.

00:31:09I won't leave it in my mouth.

00:31:18Okay, tell me a question.

00:31:19Yes.

00:31:20Yes.

00:31:21You drink in the pot of milk.

00:31:23Yes.

00:31:24That's the big deal.

00:31:26The dog can also drink.

00:31:29The dog is clean.

00:31:30Right, the dog is clean.

00:31:36Yeah, I'll tell you a little bit about a book

00:31:45Yeah, I'll tell you a little bit about it

00:31:47What's your name?

00:31:48My mom's son

00:31:49We eat a little bit about it

00:31:51We eat a little bit about it

00:31:53No, I don't come to my mom's son

00:31:56Then?

00:31:57It's a little bit about it

00:31:59I feel like I'm going to take a look at you

00:32:06Oh, oh, what a good summer.

00:32:08Share, listen.

00:32:09Hear.

00:32:10The answer is...

00:32:11Yes.

00:32:12People bring the trees...

00:32:14Yes.

00:32:15No.

00:32:16How do you do this?

00:32:17Just...

00:32:18Do you hear it?

00:32:19Okay.

00:32:22The trees bring the trees...

00:32:28I'm sorry.

00:32:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:32:34If you get a tree.

00:32:36Don't ask me...

00:32:37Please, ask me.

00:32:38Quietly I am not a tree at all...

00:32:40My tree is ringing...

00:32:42My tree is ringing...

00:32:43The woman...

00:32:44Like you are a young lady...

00:32:46She's chilled...

00:32:47She's laughing...

00:32:48She's like how many money...

00:32:50Let's say it...

00:32:51Let's say it...

00:32:52Let's say it...

00:32:53Get it...

00:32:54Tell me...

00:32:55Tell me...

00:32:56Tell me...

00:32:58Tell me...

00:32:59What I am saying?

00:33:01Don't get very breeze...

00:33:03And if a man is dead, he doesn't have food.

00:33:06Oh, God, no.

00:33:09Do you have any share?

00:33:11No.

00:33:11Then come on.

00:33:12Don't tell me.

00:33:13And you don't have to say anything.

00:33:13Share it in the share.

00:33:14You don't have to say anything.

00:33:19Come here.

00:33:21Nothing.

00:33:22Shhh.

00:33:23Shhh.

00:33:24Shhh.

00:33:25What will I say?

00:33:25No, nothing.

00:33:26Don't say anything about my clothes.

00:33:28No, don't say anything.

00:33:29No, don't say anything.

00:33:30No, don't say anything about my clothes.

00:33:32Where is the clothes?

00:33:41Shakeel, give me a gift.

00:33:43No, no.

00:33:44Look, madam, how does it look like this?

00:33:45Half a glass of shard.

00:33:53Half a glass of shard.

00:33:55Half a glass of shard.

00:33:57This is the first shard of shard, which is the bottom.

00:34:02Don't tell people about my clothes.

00:34:08Marie-

00:34:08Don't push her.

00:34:09Did you hit the cell?

00:34:09I put my car off a coin of his Rise from.

00:34:10I

00:34:23God's love Shruti, you are right, you are right.

00:34:25You are right, God's love.

00:34:27I am right.

00:34:29You are right.

00:34:31You are right.

00:34:33Hey, brother, come on.

00:34:35Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm.

00:34:43Does this talk about it?

00:34:48Are you still standing or else you forgot?

00:34:51Hmm hmm!

00:34:53Eh, big girl.

00:34:54Give a big guy and go and do the work from my?

00:34:59You idiot!

00:34:59What a shit!

00:35:00I'm walking here?

00:35:04Come on, say it.

00:35:05What is your age?

00:35:12A little bull!

00:35:14Bull is saying that or...?

00:35:18What's your age? 25 years!

00:35:22What? 25 years?

00:35:24Why would you start a night?

00:35:27Why would you start a night?

00:35:30When I didn't meet a night, why would I not take that?

00:35:35Good one, originally.

00:35:37I'm talking...

00:35:39...

00:35:41...

00:35:43...

00:35:45...

00:35:47...

00:35:49...

00:35:51...

00:35:53...

00:35:55...

00:35:57...

00:35:59...

00:36:01...

00:36:09...

00:36:11...

00:36:13...

00:36:15...

00:36:17...

00:36:19...

00:36:21...

00:36:25This girl has made a story, so I think I'm a fool of you.

00:36:35Your face is like your assi roti.

00:36:37This roti will be easy for you.

00:36:41One more, do you have to sell a lot of you?

00:36:42Do you have any shock?

00:36:43Yes, she does.

00:36:45What are you talking about?

00:36:46Come on.

00:36:47Listen.

00:36:48Listen.

00:36:49Listen.

00:36:50Where were you when you had a big time?

00:36:54What are you talking about?

00:36:55mmm

00:36:55me

00:36:59a

00:37:04I

00:37:06I

00:37:07I

00:37:08I

00:37:09I

00:37:10I

00:37:12I

00:37:14I

00:37:16I

00:37:19Let's get married.

00:37:20Let's get married.

00:37:21You've seen your face.

00:37:22You get my father.

00:37:23You get my face, right?

00:37:24You don't get my eyes.

00:37:29One thing to tell you.

00:37:30What is the advantage of marrying you?

00:37:32If there is no benefit, then there is no benefit.

00:37:34I am a homeopathic.

00:37:38I don't have any side effects.

00:37:42Go, go.

00:37:43I will marry, right?

00:37:44I will do it from a young man.

00:37:46There is no benefit.

00:37:48It's not my $5.

00:37:50I won't have any money.

00:37:51It's my year to come.

00:37:54I have ti sold a bill and gave me.

00:37:56I have never trained.

00:37:58I have never done anything.

00:38:00I don't have any money.

00:38:02I will do it.

00:38:03Go, go.

00:38:04One thing to tell my baby.

00:38:06Why do you have married until now?

00:38:09Now, in your mind,

00:38:10I have to talk.

00:38:11It's a busy deal, right?

00:38:12I thought something is missing.

00:38:14Yesterday, the mother-in-law came to me.

00:38:17I said, this has been my fault.

00:38:20Just as you get out of this work, you get it.

00:38:22There are a lot of qualities here.

00:38:24I don't even have to eat roti and sleep.

00:38:27Do you understand?

00:38:29Little boy, I'm going to go.

00:38:31Take a break.

00:38:32Give me a break.

00:38:34What?

00:38:35Now it will be possible.

00:38:44What happened? I'm saying something.

00:38:46You don't have to say anything.

00:38:47I want to take a mic.

00:38:49Today is a very good dress.

00:38:50I'm going to make a dress.

00:38:54It's very good.

00:38:55Who gives the birds?

00:38:59I'm talking to the TV.

00:39:01I'm just here to interview you.

00:39:04He's also with a special dog.

00:39:07I'm coming.

00:39:08Where is the dog?

00:39:09I don't think it's bail.

00:39:11Excuse me.

00:39:12Do you understand English?

00:39:13Yes.

00:39:14I speak in Hindi.

00:39:17That song is Hayo Abba.

00:39:18Yes.

00:39:19That's my God.

00:39:20I have my God.

00:39:21So let's go direct.

00:39:22Yes.

00:39:27I think...

00:39:28You have to have to do something.

00:39:30And the police will kill you very much.

00:39:32No, the police will not kill you.

00:39:34No, the police will not kill you.

00:39:35Then tell us why the police will kill you.

00:39:38You don't have to kill you.

00:39:39Why the police will kill you?

00:39:40No.

00:39:41I'm a fool.

00:39:42No.

00:39:43No, you don't have to do something.

00:39:44No, you need to kill me.

00:39:46That's because of it.

00:39:47You don't kill me.

00:39:48Yes.

00:39:49Yes.

00:39:50Yes.

00:39:51You kill me.

00:39:52You kill me.

00:39:53Then tell me.

00:39:54You kill me.

00:39:55You killed me.

00:39:56You killed me.

00:39:57You killed me.

00:39:58Then tell me.

00:39:59You kill me.

00:40:00Then you kill me.

00:40:01I killed me.

00:40:02He was a tailor, the film is going to be playing, son.

00:40:05As many people who wear them, the police have done all the runnings on me.

00:40:11Running?

00:40:12What do you think?

00:40:12He made a face, he made a face.

00:40:15I said, I made a face, and I said, I'll give you a second.

00:40:22It's so bad that I'm drinking cigarettes,

00:40:24so it's going to get out of the mouth.

00:40:26It's going to get out of the mouth?

00:40:27Yes, because it doesn't get out of the place, right?

00:40:29I'll tell you, what happened?

00:40:32I'm not going to get out of the mouth.

00:40:34I went to a function.

00:40:36There was a person who was singing in the film.

00:40:40The song came, he said, I'll listen to you,

00:40:42which was very hit,

00:40:44and my big son was in my stomach,

00:40:46and the song was very hit.

00:40:48Then that happened.

00:40:49The other song came,

00:40:51and I'll listen to him,

00:40:52and that was very hit,

00:40:53and my little son was in my stomach.

00:40:54The third one came,

00:40:55and I said,

00:40:56I said,

00:40:57You're going to beat the head.

00:41:00Yes.

00:41:01Sniper.

00:41:02Yes.

00:41:04Tell me,

00:41:05there was something else.

00:41:06I gave a suggestion.

00:41:09Yes.

00:41:10But look,

00:41:11you are very frustrated.

00:41:12Yes.

00:41:13Can we talk to that as well?

00:41:14Tell us!

00:41:16After that,

00:41:17what do you mean?

00:41:19What does it mean?

00:41:20Look, they are in the description.

00:41:26The first one came to the description and I said,

00:41:29let's go, it's wrong.

00:41:32The other one came to the description and I said,

00:41:34let's go, once more, it's wrong.

00:41:36The other one came to the description and I said,

00:41:38will you not be able to fix it?

00:41:41Yes, yes.

00:41:43The fourth one came to the description and I said,

00:41:46man, your heart has gone.

00:41:50Yes, yes.

00:41:52Oh, my God.

00:41:53I have heard that people say,

00:41:56you are a big boy.

00:42:02Yes, yes.

00:42:03Yes, please tell me,

00:42:06when did you have your first crime?

00:42:08That's a good question.

00:42:10Ask another one.

00:42:12Let me tell you.

00:42:13I was born in the first crime when I was born.

00:42:16What does it mean?

00:42:17What does it mean?

00:42:18When I was born,

00:42:19I cut my dad's head.

00:42:20The dad gave me money from my mother.

00:42:22Why?

00:42:23When I was born,

00:42:24I saw my dad,

00:42:25I saw my eyes.

00:42:26The dad got hurt.

00:42:27My mother asked me,

00:42:28tell me,

00:42:29please tell me,

00:42:30let me give me money.

00:42:31I'll get better.

00:42:34So this means,

00:42:35when you had your first crime,

00:42:37where were you 2 minutes?

00:42:38Excuse me,

00:42:39tell me,

00:42:402 minutes,

00:42:4117 seconds.

00:42:42I got hurt.

00:42:43In 2 minutes,

00:42:44my eyes opened.

00:42:45I got hurt.

00:42:49Okay.

00:42:52Then,

00:42:53tell me,

00:42:54why did you leave the jail to cut?

00:42:57This is also a case.

00:42:59One time,

00:43:00a man stood up and said,

00:43:01black.

00:43:02You understand?

00:43:03Like this.

00:43:04I'm wearing a white shirt.

00:43:06He was wearing a white shirt.

00:43:07He was wearing a white shirt.

00:43:08With a white shirt.

00:43:09He was wearing a white shirt.

00:43:11I saw a white shirt on mine.

00:43:12I saw our eyes,

00:43:13I saw water caught in my head.

00:43:14I was wearing a blade.

00:43:16I was wearing a blade.

00:43:18I was wearing a black shirt.

00:43:19Some of the blade got hurt.

00:43:20One minute!

00:43:21One minute!

00:43:22You said that,

00:43:23you hit a blade with a blade,

00:43:24how did the milk get hurt?

00:43:26The bit of a lie.

00:43:27That's no mistake.

00:43:28I understood it was a black shirt.

00:43:29I was wearing a blue shirt,

00:43:30but it was a black shoe.

00:43:31It is something else.

00:43:32Shh.

00:43:33This is Chor Sahab, this is a news channel.

00:43:39What are you talking about now?

00:43:41Where? Tell me.

00:43:42I don't sit alone.

00:43:43Yes.

00:43:44There is a glass house.

00:43:45There is a glass house.

00:43:46There is a glass house.

00:43:47There is a glass house.

00:43:48There is a glass house.

00:43:49There is a glass house.

00:43:50There is a glass house.

00:43:51There is a glass house.

00:43:52What is your number?

00:43:53I will tell you.

00:43:54417.

00:43:56Why?

00:43:57Because it is my house.

00:43:58I will tell you.

00:44:00I will tell you.

00:44:01I will tell you.

00:44:02I will tell you.

00:44:03I will tell you.

00:44:04I will tell you.

00:44:05Today's interview is here.

00:44:06I will tell you.

00:44:07I will tell you.

00:44:09Shabba Khair.

00:44:10Good night.

00:44:11I will open.

00:44:14Urvashi and Shaqeel,

00:44:15do you want to know

00:44:16how does our judges feel?

00:44:17One minute.

00:44:18One minute.

00:44:19One minute.

00:44:20No.

00:44:21Shruti, please.

00:44:22I will ask you a question.

00:44:23You guys have fun with me.

00:44:24No.

00:44:25I am a news reporter.

00:44:26In fact,

00:44:27I want to ask another question.

00:44:29Please.

00:44:30Please.

00:44:31Tell me today.

00:44:32Shruti Ji.

00:44:33How are you feeling?

00:44:34In their clothes.

00:44:35Tell me.

00:44:36Tell me.

00:44:37This is a crime.

00:44:38No.

00:44:39In their clothes,

00:44:41today's cocktail is made.

00:44:42Cocktail?

00:44:43How do you say?

00:44:44Tell me.

00:44:45On top of the glass,

00:44:46on top of the glass.

00:44:47On top of the glass.

00:44:5317 times,

00:44:55and 3 times,

00:44:56on the bus.

00:44:57The bus also doesn't feel

00:44:58that you let me throw it.

00:44:59You'll take some people.

00:45:02Let me throw it in one person.

00:45:04Walk,

00:45:05get up.

00:45:06No.

00:45:08Get up.

00:45:09Say it,

00:45:101,2,3.

00:45:12Why do you see my race?

00:45:13Shruti Ji.

00:45:14Say it.

00:45:18Okay.

00:45:19Take it.

00:45:20Okay.

00:45:21Yeah.

00:45:28In your mind, right?

00:45:29In your mind, my husband will see that these three will be lost.

00:45:32They will fall down.

00:45:34Did you say that?

00:45:35I wanted to give you everything here.

00:45:38What did you say?

00:45:39Go, you won't come to your English.

00:45:41Don't say that.

00:45:43Don't say that.

00:45:44Don't say that.

00:45:45You have to throw me off.

00:45:47Look, I'm very smart.

00:45:50Yes, very smart.

00:45:52Very smart.

00:45:53You have to eat a man from the mouth.

00:45:55You're so smart.

00:45:57You're so smart.

00:45:58She's going to be swimming pool.

00:45:59She said, maybe it will be a swimming pool.

00:46:01In the rain, in the rain,

00:46:03the children are taking the kids.

00:46:05They're running in the clothes.

00:46:06They're running out of bed.

00:46:08They're running out of bed.

00:46:10They're running out of bed.

00:46:12You're running out of bed.

00:46:14We're running out of bed.

00:46:16You are working for 10 years.

00:46:17My fire and my wife,

00:46:19My friends may have just got your true love.

00:46:21How much love people?

00:46:23When should we just go in bed, Horace?

00:46:25How much love people would give up?

00:46:28This would come to the kids and talk about and talk about these Tuesdays.

00:46:31It's got exposed.

00:46:32Why do you know my friend?

00:46:34What do you do?

00:46:35What is the love for everybody?

00:46:36I always know you among people.

00:46:37ặr them?

00:46:38How are the sad women who are visiting?

00:46:39I don't know men, you don't know yourself.

00:46:44My friend hit me here, and he died.

00:46:46I said, madam, let's go.

00:46:47He was like this.

00:46:48I said, let's go, let's go.

00:46:50Where will he go?

00:46:52He will sit and sit.

00:46:53I died, and you're making a joke.

00:46:56Go, go.

00:46:57I'm going to be a city.

00:46:59Look how I came from here.

00:47:00I said, you're a city.

00:47:01Look, you're a city.

00:47:02MashaAllah, you've made your head.

00:47:04Manoush has...

00:47:04I'm going to be a city, and I'm going to be a city.

00:47:10I'm going to be a city.

00:47:12Look at how much it is.

00:47:14It's like a samosa.

00:47:19Look, I'm saying, thank you.

00:47:21I've got you.

00:47:21Why are you Oscar award?

00:47:23What do you say?

00:47:27Look at this award.

00:47:28You're a lady diana.

00:47:30You're a lady drowna.

00:47:32Look at this, you're going to go to the house.

00:47:35No, you won't go to the house.

00:47:37Why?

00:47:37Your father went to the house.

00:47:41He's going to go to the house.

00:47:42Why?

00:47:43Because your mother is also in the house.

00:47:48Listen to me, I've done this.

00:47:50If it's so bad, take it away.

00:47:52Hey, you're a man.

00:47:52You're a man with me.

00:47:54Shatiji, I'm going to be a 10,000,000 in my life.

00:47:59I'm going to be a 10,000,000 in my life.

00:48:03Stop it, you're a man.

00:48:05Stop it.

00:48:06Why are you my mother?

00:48:07You're going to be a 10,000.

00:48:09My mother is under my head.

00:48:11Tell me to everyone.

00:48:12Tell me.

00:48:14How did you say that?

00:48:15I was going to be a 10,000.

00:48:16Don't say that.

00:48:17The 10,000 was not even broken.

00:48:19What?

00:48:19It was broken after killing me.

00:48:22You also put my body on the body.

00:48:23I didn't put my body on the body.

00:48:24The 10,000 was broken.

00:48:27You're not going to be.

00:48:29Let's go.

00:48:29I'll put your head on the water.

00:48:31No, it's not here.

00:48:33Take a break.

00:48:35Don't go away.

00:48:36Go, right?

00:48:37Go.

00:48:38Your old house is your own man.

00:48:41You, you, you, you.

00:48:44What's going on in our house?

00:48:46Go here.

00:48:48You've been five years old.

00:48:50You've got your hair on your neck, man.

00:48:55Put it on the drum and put it on your own.

00:48:58Don't go away.

00:48:59Don't go away.

00:49:00Don't go away.

00:49:01You're watching my wife.

00:49:03When do you wear this?

00:49:05I don't know what you wear.

00:49:07Let's go, madam.

00:49:08Let's go.

00:49:09Look at how you cut it off.

00:49:16It will look good.

00:49:18I'll start with you.

00:49:19Let's go, let's go.

00:49:20Let's go, keep it on your head.

00:49:22Keep it on your head.

00:49:23Keep it on your head.

00:49:25It's gone, it's gone, it's gone, it's gone.

00:49:28It's gone, you're going to be my bestie.

00:49:29Let's go.

00:49:30Hello.

00:49:31Hold it.

00:49:32Hello.

00:49:35Hello.

00:49:36What happened?

00:49:37What happened?

00:49:38What happened?

00:49:39What happened?

00:49:40I went to the doctor.

00:49:41I said, doctor, there's a problem.

00:49:43Yes.

00:49:44He took it down.

00:49:45Why did he take it down?

00:49:46Why did he take it down?

00:49:47He said, he's cutting it down.

00:49:52Then I went to the doctor.

00:49:54Then?

00:49:54I said, doctor, it's a relief.

00:49:56He said, for four days,

00:49:57drink tea and biscuits.

00:49:58Okay.

00:49:59I ate biscuits for three days.

00:50:00Today, I only drank tea.

00:50:02I said, what's the matter?

00:50:03The biscuits are over.

00:50:09Who?

00:50:10Who came to the world?

00:50:13I'm a belly dancer.

00:50:15Okay, you're a belly dancer.

00:50:17What are you doing?

00:50:18I'm a belly dancer.

00:50:21I'm a belly dancer.

00:50:22I'm a belly dancer.

00:50:23I'm not going to take a look.

00:50:24I'm going to take a look.

00:50:25Do you like it?

00:50:26You're a girl, Gafur, brother?

00:50:27Yes.

00:50:28No.

00:50:29My belly dancer is perfectly fine.

00:50:31Gafur, brother.

00:50:32See?

00:50:33Oh, my money will get the right place.

00:50:35How many sisters are you?

00:50:39I'm a girl.

00:50:40Oh, it's a rude.

00:50:41I'm a son of a son of a son.

00:50:44I

00:50:48Am I'm sorry?

00:50:49How much?

00:50:5027

00:50:51Oh

00:50:52I'm sorry

00:50:54Why?

00:50:55I'm sorry, I'm sorry

00:50:57I'm sorry

00:50:58I'm sorry

00:50:59I'm sorry

00:51:00Tell me

00:51:01Do you want to do a kangla?

00:51:04Yes

00:51:06Let's marry

00:51:07You're crazy

00:51:09I'm crazy, it's a lot of marriage

00:51:11What?

00:51:12After marriage, children will be like me.

00:51:14Daddy, get a hundred dollars!

00:51:18They will get started to work.

00:51:20I will be going to 200 children.

00:51:22What? 200?

00:51:23Yes, I will not tell you more.

00:51:25The man will go to work too.

00:51:28Think about 200 children.

00:51:30I will win election at home and I will win.

00:51:37Hey, Jaja, who is going to marry you?

00:51:40What?

00:51:41I am going to work in films.

00:51:44So I got you?

00:51:46What?

00:51:47Then I got you, the man of the film.

00:51:50What is it?

00:51:51God has given me great praise.

00:51:52I go to the stadium.

00:51:54Bipasha is standing there.

00:51:56I will talk.

00:51:57He says, let's go out and shoot.

00:52:05God has given me great praise.

00:52:07I don't give up to these heroes.

00:52:09What are you talking about?

00:52:10I don't know how many of you get answers.

00:52:13I don't know how many of you are.

00:52:15Who is this?

00:52:16Who is this?

00:52:17Who is this?

00:52:18Man, he's a fan.

00:52:19He's a fan.

00:52:20He's a fan.

00:52:21He also.

00:52:22He's a small actor.

00:52:23He's a small actor.

00:52:24I don't want to keep it.

00:52:28I'm going to keep it.

00:52:29Go and go, what will you do?

00:52:31Who brought the Iswari?

00:52:33Who brought the Iswari?

00:52:34I.

00:52:35Who brought the Pretty Zinthe?

00:52:37Who?

00:52:37I.

00:52:38Who brought the Iswari?

00:52:40You brought it?

00:52:41No, the one brought it up.

00:52:42I won't give it to her work.

00:52:47That's a weird girl.

00:52:48It's a shame.

00:52:49People sing like that.

00:52:54I'm a Jeebhi. I don't know how it goes.

00:52:56Now you're alone. I'll be here.

00:52:59I'll go.

00:53:00Do you know, I'm a man of a jadew.

00:53:03Okay.

00:53:03I'll show you a jadew.

00:53:04Tell me.

00:53:05Then I'll show you a romaal.

00:53:07Give me a romaal.

00:53:08Give me a romaal.

00:53:10Tell me, it'll burn.

00:53:11What are you saying?

00:53:12This is a jadew. I'm showing you guys.

00:53:14I'm telling you.

00:53:15Tell me. Tell me.

00:53:16Tell me. Tell me.

00:53:18Tell me. Tell me.

00:53:19Tell me.

00:53:20Tell me.

00:53:21It'll burn.

00:53:23Come on.

00:53:24Come on.

00:53:25Come on.

00:53:26Are you crazy?

00:53:27Does anyone feel angry with you?

00:53:32Thank you very much.

00:53:36Masha'Allah.

00:53:37Look at this.

00:53:38Look at this.

00:53:39Look at this.

00:53:40This is the first question.

00:53:42Give me a romaal.

00:53:43Give me a romaal.

00:53:45Give me a romaal.

00:53:46Give me a romaal.

00:53:48Give me a romaal.

00:53:50Okay.

00:53:51We will give him a romaal.

00:53:53We will give him a romaal.

00:53:56The people.

00:53:57You will give us a romaal.

00:53:59God.

00:54:00We will give you a reward.

00:54:01To give him a romaal.

00:54:02We will give you a romaal.

00:54:04Yes.

00:54:05We will give him success.

00:54:07Yes.

00:54:08Don't laugh at all.

00:54:11I've been told the doctor.

00:54:13Don't laugh at all.

00:54:14You're still dancing every time.

00:54:16Let's open some clothes.

00:54:19The first thing is a little bit of a kilogram.

00:54:25Cleopatra.

00:54:29You're a nurse.

00:54:31You're a nurse.

00:54:32You're a nurse.

00:54:33My bus doesn't drive you.

00:54:35I'll give you a horse.

00:54:37Don't give me a horse.

00:54:39Now I'll do all the work.

00:54:40Don't do anything alone.

00:54:43The best woman of the world.

00:54:46What is the cost of me?

00:54:47You have the cost of calcium.

00:54:50You have the cost of calcium.

00:54:52You have the cost of calcium.

00:54:53You have the cost of all things.

00:54:55What does that mean?

00:54:56What does that mean?

00:54:57I've been deceived.

00:54:58How?

00:54:59I've seen a photo of Madhuri.

00:55:00I've put a phantodi.

00:55:03I've also seen a photo of Anil Kapoor.

00:55:06I've put Abdul Gafur.

00:55:08That's not the case.

00:55:09The girls die on me.

00:55:11Those who don't die on me,

00:55:12I'll kill them.

00:55:13I'll kill them.

00:55:18Don't talk about that.

00:55:19Your father told me,

00:55:20Don't tell me,

00:55:21I'll change my money.

00:55:22I'll change my money.

00:55:23I'll change my money.

00:55:24I won't change my money.

00:55:25There's a plus.

00:55:26The money is made in Japan.

00:55:27The money is made in Taiwan.

00:55:28I also told you that,

00:55:29A number of money.

00:55:30Both of China.

00:55:31I'm a very small man.

00:55:33I'm a small man.

00:55:36I'm a small man.

00:55:38I'm a small man.

00:55:40Then I'm a mafia.

00:55:42I'm a small man.

00:55:44I'm a small man.

00:55:46You're going to talk about the baddwa.

00:55:48One time, they gave their own baddwa.

00:55:50Oh, God.

00:55:52Take my father and put it.

00:55:54Five-six men died.

00:56:01I'm a small man.

00:56:03God forgive you.

00:56:05How big is this?

00:56:07Look at that.

00:56:08Look at that.

00:56:09How big is this?

00:56:10The first woman of Japan is a sharmist.

00:56:12Super restless.

00:56:14He says,

00:56:15You are the same.

00:56:16We are the same.

00:56:18We are the same.

00:56:20The other woman is a small man.

00:56:22How big is this?

00:56:24Your mother was born.

00:56:26God forgive you.

00:56:29Your mother has two weeks.

00:56:30She became a fiend.

00:56:31You said something about my mother.

00:56:33I will tell you.

00:56:34God forgive me.

00:56:36I will tell you.

00:56:37I will tell you.

00:56:38I am a small man.

00:56:39I'm a small man.

00:56:40I'm a small man.

00:56:41I'm a small man.

00:56:42I'm asking myself,

00:56:43How are you?

00:56:44I'm like my auntie.

00:56:45I'm like,

00:56:46I'm a young man.

00:56:47I'm like,

00:56:48I'm a young man.

00:56:49I'm a young man.

00:56:51No, no, no.

00:56:53I'm a young man.

00:56:54I'm a young man.

00:56:55I don't see a young man.

00:56:56I said,

00:56:59I'm a young man.

00:57:01I said,

00:57:02Auntie,

00:57:03what are you doing?

00:57:04Don't say it.

00:57:05Where will you come from?

00:57:06Where will you come from?

00:57:07I said,

00:57:08I'm a young man.

00:57:09What will you give me?

00:57:10I said,

00:57:11what is your mother?

00:57:12The mother is a woman.

00:57:15Your mother is such a woman.

00:57:16She said so much about my mother.

00:57:17Tell me about yourself.

00:57:19Tell me about yourself.

00:57:20Tell me about yourself.

00:57:21Tell me about yourself.

00:57:22Tell me.

00:57:23My wife was married. I came to her house and was supposed to be able to eat food.

00:57:28Where Dula Dulan used to eat food.

00:57:30Like she came, a big girl came and said,

00:57:32Let me show you. I'll show you.

00:57:34How did you feel?

00:57:35That's when she came.

00:57:37Big brother came.

00:57:38Little brother came.

00:57:39She didn't eat the whole food.

00:57:40She gave me my hands.

00:57:42Then I also said,

00:57:43Let me show you how the dog is.

00:57:47You remember the dog from the dog?

00:57:48What are you saying?

00:57:53There was a situation in my mind.

00:57:56God does the dog.

00:57:58As much as a mother is young, the father is dead.

00:58:01It doesn't need to be convinced.

00:58:03Whatever it is, it came out.

00:58:04It came out.

00:58:05It looks like a dress.

00:58:07It looks like a dress.

00:58:08My house came.

00:58:09I said, I'll be here today.

00:58:10I said, stay here.

00:58:11I woke up.

00:58:12I woke up at night.

00:58:13I'm taking my breath.

00:58:14I said, Uncle,

00:58:16I have to take my breath in my mind.

00:58:18I said,

00:58:20You will leave for 2 minutes.

00:58:22She will take care of the children.

00:58:24She will take her and take her.

00:58:26She will take dinner,

00:58:27and then she will take my fault.

00:58:29I'm going to sit in the desk and

00:58:31I'm looking at the chill people,

00:58:32and she will not kill them.

00:58:33They will become a freak in the sea.

00:58:35You mentioned a lot about my dad.

00:58:37I'll listen to her dad.

00:58:38How many?

00:58:39They are just barefoot.

00:58:40They are barefoot.

00:58:41I'm back.

00:58:42They are barefoot.

00:58:43They come to their house.

00:58:44She's sitting in the chair.

00:58:46I said,

00:58:47What did I know?

00:58:48I was like a small child.

00:58:49I was like to leave.

00:58:50I gave him a seat.

00:58:51I was sitting in a chair and sitting in a chair.

00:58:53I asked my name, son, tell me.

00:58:56I didn't say my name.

00:58:58She told me a woman behind me.

00:59:00My son is a whole man. Your sister is your sister.

00:59:03I took it and threw my father back to your mother's chair.

00:59:07Then I said to your mother,

00:59:09Saasuma, I was married to you.

00:59:13Now, tell me.

00:59:18Is it a half-foot?

00:59:20My father is a half-foot.

00:59:21I've seen a lot of work.

00:59:26You're so proud of me,

00:59:27because you're a husband.

00:59:28If I'm a husband, I'll tell you.

00:59:31Do you want to become a husband?

00:59:32Yes.

00:59:33Come on, come on.

00:59:34I'm a wife.

00:59:35Okay.

00:59:36Do you know what to become a husband?

00:59:38Okay.

00:59:39Where do you have a card?

00:59:40A card?

00:59:41A card?

00:59:42Give me a card.

00:59:43Hey!

00:59:44Take a card!

00:59:45Okay, I'm a baby.

00:59:47Yes.

00:59:48You, your husband.

00:59:49One minute, one minute.

00:59:50Your husband?

00:59:51My husband?

00:59:52Let's get into it.

00:59:53Let's get into it.

00:59:54Do you want to become a husband?

00:59:57Or are you going to be a husband at night?

01:00:00I want a husband at night.

01:00:04I want a husband at night.

01:00:05I want a husband at night.

01:00:06Yes.

01:00:07Okay.

01:00:08Let's go.

01:00:09I'll sit.

01:00:10If you're eating,

01:00:11then come to work.

01:00:12Okay.

01:00:13Come.

01:00:14Come.

01:00:15Yes, brother.

01:00:17The door is open and open.

01:00:20Then comes.

01:00:21I want to get into it.

01:00:22I don't know how I'm sitting here.

01:00:24How do we sit here?

01:00:25That's how.

01:00:30The cara's standing in the corridor so that the woman enters the door.

01:00:33To get rid of it.

01:00:34Take one of the things.

01:00:35How do you think this lady is standing here?

01:00:37How does it feel like I'm sitting here?

01:00:45Yes, brother!

01:00:46You have to go to your house?

01:00:50You're joking with your baby.

01:00:51If someone comes to your house, you'll get out.

01:00:54I'm not surprised.

01:00:55What do you have to do with your house?

01:00:56What do you have to do with your house?

01:00:58Yes, brother!

01:01:00What's the package?

01:01:01I was given the money.

01:01:04What is the money I've given the money?

01:01:06What do you have to do with your house?

01:01:07I've asked first if you're a man or a man.

01:01:10Give me permission for me.

01:01:12If I don't give you two days in two days, then I'll have to say.

01:01:17In a week, I'll be standing.

01:01:19I'll kill all of the people of Hinduism.

01:01:22I'm a woman of this kind.

01:01:26Stop!

01:01:27I'll give you my hands to your house.

01:01:29I'll tell you, I'll show you.

01:01:32When you talk to your baby,

01:01:33go my�을thats,

01:01:34get rid of yourサトゼ.

01:01:35Don't give your biodarshanes!

01:01:36Good.

01:01:37Why?

01:01:38Don't give me some free of our hands?

01:01:40Oh, man.

01:01:41Don't give your天 as much too.

01:01:42foreign

01:02:12You are scared.

01:02:13You are scared.

01:02:14You are scared.

01:02:15Hum, hum, hum.

01:02:17Hey!

01:02:18Hey!

01:02:18What's up with the baby?

01:02:19I'm still alive.

01:02:20You're not dead?

01:02:21Ah!

01:02:22Ah!

01:02:23Ah!

01:02:24Ah!

01:02:25Ah!

01:02:26Ah!

01:02:27Ah!

01:02:28Ah!

01:02:29Ah!

01:02:31Ah!

01:02:32Ah!

01:02:34Ah!

01:02:36Ah!

01:02:37Ah!

01:02:41Ah!

01:02:41I'm scared.

01:02:42What would happen?

01:02:43Come on.

01:02:44I don't want to say anything.

01:02:45You're right?

01:02:46Come on.

01:02:47The water.

01:02:48The water.

01:02:49The water.

01:02:50The water.

01:02:51No, no.

01:02:52Come on.

01:02:53Come on.

01:02:54Come on.

01:02:55Thank you Urvashi.

01:02:56One thing happened to me.

01:02:58What happened?

01:02:59I made my clothes.

01:03:00I made my clothes.

01:03:01The other portion will be on top.

01:03:03God will also wear it.

01:03:07This clothes is one thing.

01:03:09You don't need to give your clothes.

01:03:14Look.

01:03:15We have someone's daughter.

01:03:16No.

01:03:17We have our own respect.

01:03:20We should have our own respect.

01:03:22Why don't you come to me?

01:03:24Why don't you come to me?

01:03:25Why don't you come to me?

01:03:26Why don't you come to me?

01:03:27Round about.

01:03:28You'll come to me.

01:03:29You'll come to me.

01:03:33And remember,

01:03:34wherever there is meat,

01:03:35there is meat.

01:03:36Wow, wow, wow.

01:03:37This is the only woman who is poor.

01:03:39My mother is in the audience.

01:03:40My mother is in the audience.

01:03:41My mother is a very good child.

01:03:44You're scared.

01:03:46What do I say about them?

01:03:48What do I say about them?

01:03:50About Tushar and Kunal.

01:03:52I saw their films.

01:03:54I have seen them.

01:03:55I want to say something.

01:03:56Sir, I want to say something.

01:03:58I want to say something.

01:03:59You were good.

01:04:00With Kareena Kapoor.

01:04:01It was very good to tell you.

01:04:02It was very good.

01:04:03I felt the heroine was very good.

01:04:05You were very good.

01:04:06I thought a heroine took a fueron

01:04:10So, how would you feel?

01:04:11You would have been enjoy it.

01:04:12No.

01:04:14And I'll say for Kunal brother, he was born and started working on his work.

01:04:24Because we were very small, right?

01:04:26You didn't even say this to your mother.

01:04:28How much the first post has happened to you?

01:04:30How much money has happened?

01:04:32He was born and started working on his work.

01:04:34After that, I watched my brother.

01:04:36He was very small.

01:04:37Why did he grow up?

01:04:38Why did he grow up?

01:04:39Why did he grow up?

01:04:40It's like that.

01:04:42Some children grow up quickly, like you've been here.

01:04:46Some people grow up quickly.

01:04:48Like Shatish brother, they're not old.

01:04:51They wake up quickly and they'll be weird.

01:04:54I'm not even at night.

01:04:57I didn't say that at night.

01:04:59So I wanted to say something for both of you.

01:05:01I had to say something for you.

01:05:02I had to say something for you.

01:05:03I had to say something for you.

01:05:04Shatish brother, what do I say for you?

01:05:06You are very good.

01:05:08You don't have to say something for you.

01:05:10It's a good thing.

01:05:11Some days later, the ring will be angry.

01:05:15It will be angry.

01:05:17It will be angry.

01:05:19And how do you feel?

01:05:20Some of you have gone to me,

01:05:21some of you have gone to me and said,

01:05:22there's an explosion.

01:05:23Ha! Ha! Ha!

01:05:24Ha!

01:05:25Ha!

01:05:26Ha!

01:05:27Ha!

01:05:28Ha!

01:05:29Ha!

01:05:30Ha!

01:05:31Ha!

01:05:32Ha!

01:05:33Ha!

01:05:34Ha!

01:05:35Ha!

01:05:36Ha!

01:05:37Ha!

01:05:52Ha!

01:05:53Abbu jaan.

01:05:56Thank you, Abbu jaan.

01:05:57My dear child, I don't want to go to God's work.

01:06:04Because every person is my love, I don't want to go to my love.

01:06:06I don't want to say, uncle, the child is okay.

01:06:13Come and drink a bottle, come and drink a tea.

01:06:17You have to drink a bottle, then you have to drink a bottle.

01:06:20He says, Abbu jaan, now you sit with him, then you have to ask.

01:06:23Abbu jaan.

01:06:31Without permission, you have to say, Abbu, you have to drink.

01:06:33We will drink in the house, right?

01:06:34We are two men.

01:06:35What is it, Gafur, brother?

01:06:39I don't want to go.

01:06:40I was the first girl who came to the doctor.

01:06:43What happened?

01:06:43I was the doctor.

01:06:45I told him to the doctor, I was standing in a chair.

01:06:48He said, I'm sitting in a chair.

01:06:49He says, I'm sitting in a chair.

01:06:51Why do you you and reproach it?

01:06:52You shut up yourself.

01:06:53Should I take a minute только thing when speaking?

01:06:56What's this?

01:06:57We will give up.

01:06:58Here, let's talk about music.

01:07:01St Janeiro.

01:07:01Yes.

01:07:02Well they are making good drugs done?

01:07:03Of course they are making good.

01:07:04Why?

01:07:05What does the 54 job do?

01:07:07I'm not a girl.

01:07:08She's been accused of the child, who didn't do this, and she didn't get hurt.

01:07:11I'm not a guy.

01:07:12She's got a better job.

01:07:14She's a good kid.

01:07:15She's a big kid.

01:07:16She's a big kid, but I've never seen that.

01:07:17I've never seen her big kid.

01:07:18She's a big kid.

01:07:19She's a big kid.

01:07:20She's a big kid.

01:07:21How did she do it?

01:07:22Hey, what do you say?

01:07:25Hey, what do I say?

01:07:28I hear.

01:07:29Listen.

01:07:30Listen.

01:07:31What's he doing in the room?

01:07:33What do I do?

01:07:35I'm coming in the room.

01:07:37We'll eat, drink, drink, drink, and drink.

01:07:39We'll have to read the rest of prayer.

01:07:41We'll go to sleep.

01:07:46What can we do to do here?

01:07:48I said, stop it.

01:07:50I said, it's a musical show.

01:07:51Tell me about which songs are good?

01:07:53No, no, no, it's a great song.

01:07:55It's a beautiful song.

01:07:58What are you doing now?

01:07:59In a fast way, slowly, slowly.

01:08:02used to be a day.

01:08:05Now that's terrible.

01:08:06I remember coming in June to December.

01:08:09Not before I left.

01:08:11I'd come back years ago.

01:08:15Now I love you, okay?

01:08:16Let's go, go.

01:08:18Okay, okay, all right.

01:08:20Let's sing songs.

01:08:22They are good songs, can I sing?

01:08:23Yes, listen.

01:08:25This is the head saaf, don't you?

01:08:27I press the head.

01:08:29Will you give a song?

01:08:31Masha'Allah, now I'm going to put my hair in my hair.

01:08:37Listen, listen, listen, listen.

01:08:39I'll give you this to Allah.

01:08:41Go?

01:08:42Yes, go, go.

01:08:46It's gone.

01:08:48I'm singing.

01:08:49Okay, I'm singing something.

01:08:52Listen.

01:08:52For your girls?

01:08:53Yes, go, go.

01:08:54The school has gone from the back.

01:08:58The school has been a child who has been killed and killed.

01:09:00The school has gone from the back.

01:09:02What?

01:09:03Is he taking a horse?

01:09:05Do you want me to take a horse?

01:09:07That day, you didn't have to take my horse.

01:09:13You are taking a horse every time.

01:09:19Sometimes I take a horse, sometimes I take a horse.

01:09:21Let's take a horse.

01:09:22I'm singing.

01:09:23I'm telling you about the rules of my house.

01:09:26What a horse?

01:09:27What a horse?

01:09:30I'll type the horse of my horse, too.

01:09:33What's your name?

01:09:33Can I do this with the horse?

01:09:34No, you're doing a horse of my horse.

01:09:35But nobody's singing as the horse?

01:09:37Well, you're doing a horse.

01:09:38Nobody's singing.

01:09:39I'm sorry.

01:09:39Okay.

01:09:40I've said something.

01:09:41Let me admit something.

01:09:42Let me admit something.

01:09:43I'll admit something.

01:09:45I'll listen.

01:09:45I'll tell you something.

01:09:46I'll tell you something.

01:09:47Let me admit something.

01:09:47Take a horse.

01:09:48Take a horse in a bigham.

01:09:49Take a hat.

01:09:51Oh, what a sajin is making?

01:09:52You don't know how the expression.

01:09:53That's why the songs aren't true.

01:09:55Okay?

01:09:55A good song, sing a good song and sing a good song.

01:09:57Which song?

01:09:58No, no.

01:09:59Tell me.

01:10:00You're dancing in the songs, right?

01:10:01Yes.

01:10:02Will you dance in every song?

01:10:03It's true.

01:10:04Do you listen to a woman's child?

01:10:06Do you listen?

01:10:07I mean dance?

01:10:08Do you dance in this song?

01:10:09Yes.

01:10:10Will you dance in the news?

01:10:12Oh my God, it was fun to sing in the songs.

01:10:14Do you have fun?

01:10:15Yes.

01:10:16Let's dance in the news.

01:10:17Okay.

01:10:18Two people...

01:10:20Two people came in front of me,

01:10:23and they were dancing.

01:10:25Oh!

01:10:26In every person,

01:10:28three or four times,

01:10:30six people are blind.

01:10:34If they are blind,

01:10:36God forgive me.

01:10:38They died on two occasions.

01:10:42Okay, brother.

01:10:43You don't have to go to Mayat.

01:10:47You know,

01:10:48there is a mobile phone.

01:10:51It will start,

01:10:52I will leave you.

01:10:53Yes, yes, yes.

01:10:54I am an anchor.

01:10:55You are an anchor.

01:10:56Very funny.

01:10:57Go back.

01:10:58I am an anchor.

01:10:59Hello?

01:11:00I am an anchor.

01:11:01You are not.

01:11:02Okay.

01:11:03This is.

01:11:04I am an anchor.

01:11:05I will talk to you.

01:11:06I will call you.

01:11:07Okay.

01:11:08Tell me.

01:11:09Tell me.

01:11:10Talk first.

01:11:11No.

01:11:12Tell me.

01:11:13Tell me.

01:11:14Tell me.

01:11:15Tell me.

01:11:16But I have not said anything.

01:11:17I have not said anything.

01:11:18I have said anything.

01:11:19You have also said anything.

01:11:20So flattering.

01:11:21So, what did I say?

01:11:22Aha.

01:11:23What did I say?

01:11:24Allah!

01:11:27What did I say?

01:11:29Nothing.

01:11:30What did I say?

01:11:31Nothing.

01:11:32Aha.

01:11:33How nice.

01:11:34I love to make a brush.

01:11:35I'll never go here,

01:11:36never go there.

01:11:37You had to bear it.

01:11:38Like you used to cut a brush in your face.

01:11:42What is I'm going to sit in my head?

01:11:44Aha.

01:11:46Aha.

01:11:47Aha.

01:11:48Aha.

01:11:49Aha.

01:11:50Aha.

01:11:51Aha.

01:11:52Aha.

01:11:53Aha.

01:11:54Aha.

01:11:55Aha.

01:11:56Aha.

01:11:57Aha.

01:11:58Aha.

01:11:59Aha.

01:12:00Aha.

01:12:01Aha.

01:12:02Aha.

01:12:03Aha.

01:12:04Aha.

01:12:05Aha.

01:12:06Aha.

01:12:07What a funny thing!

01:12:09What a funny thing!

01:12:11I think I ate water and ate water.

01:12:16You do your stand-up after that, right?

01:12:19Some times?

01:12:20Yes, no.

01:12:21You take me to throw me out and I've never come.

01:12:23I've never come.

01:12:24No, I don't.

01:12:25I'm not going to get into it.

01:12:27I'm going to get a little bit.

01:12:28I'm going to get a little bit.

01:12:29So, you're going to get a little bit.

01:12:31I don't put my hand on my hand.

01:12:33Please.

01:12:37I am going to the show here, my anchor is here,

01:12:41hit the crowd.

01:12:42Make sure someone can say it too fast

01:12:43Yes.

01:12:44Ah, it's pandemonism.

01:12:47It's illegal first!

01:12:48Which time is gone.

01:12:50Wait a minute, what's this going on?

01:12:51Why are you going to the show as well?

01:12:52What's this going on in the show?

01:12:54And I'm going to go.

01:12:56Come, come, come.

01:12:57Come, come.

01:12:58Come, come.

01:12:59Come, come.

01:13:00Go here first, let's go.

01:13:02You just want to come soon, okay?

01:13:04Jesus Christ.

01:13:05I have come here.

01:13:07�

01:13:14ཤཅ༱� ཤོ སྶླད

01:13:19ཤུ ཤསསསསསས ཆེརསསས རེད

01:13:21ཤསླ ཤས སླླ ཤས སླསས

01:13:24ཤས ཤསས སླངས

01:13:25I had to throw him away.

01:13:27I had to throw him away.

01:13:29I said, man, you can't do anything.

01:13:31Look at America.

01:13:33One girl is 10.

01:13:35I'll throw him away.

01:13:37I'll throw him away.

01:13:39I'll throw him away.

01:13:41I'll throw him away.

01:13:43God forgive me.

01:13:45I'll throw him away.

01:13:47I'll throw him away.

01:13:49I'll throw him away.

01:13:51I'll throw him away.

01:13:53Don't be afraid.

01:13:55You're not.

01:13:57We're very arrogant.

01:13:59What's that?

01:14:01What's that?

01:14:03Where are you?

01:14:05I told him,

01:14:07I told him,

01:14:09I was in a house.

01:14:11I went out and came out.

01:14:13I told him,

01:14:15I told him,

01:14:17I'll throw him away.

01:14:19I'm a big man.

01:14:21I'm not throwing him away.

01:14:23You're not throwing him away.

01:14:25You're not throwing him away.

01:14:27I'm throwing him away.

01:14:29Why did I get married in the world?

01:14:31Why did I get married in the world?

01:14:33Tell me, Shayil.

01:14:35You came to see the girls.

01:14:37He was talking to me.

01:14:39What happened?

01:14:40The girls came to me.

01:14:41I told him,

01:14:42I told him,

01:14:43Don't give up.

01:14:45What happened?

01:14:47What happened to your wedding?

01:14:49I also saw the girls.

01:14:51I liked them.

01:14:53But God forgive me.

01:14:55I saw the girls.

01:14:57This is a Japanese sumo wrestler.

01:14:59I told him,

01:15:00I'll drive to Maruti 800.

01:15:01This is not a truck.

01:15:03I remember from the truck.

01:15:05Where is the truck?

01:15:07Where is the truck?

01:15:09Where is the truck?

01:15:11What's the truck?

01:15:12That's Sunil Sawra.

01:15:13What's his name?

01:15:14Sunil Sawra.

01:15:15What's the name?

01:15:16Sawra means Sawla.

01:15:17The name is wrong.

01:15:18What happened?

01:15:19His name is Sunil Off-White.

01:15:21Off-White?

01:15:23Sunil Brown.

01:15:25His name is Kiran Karamarkar.

01:15:27His name is right.

01:15:28How?

01:15:29He came to the 9th episode.

01:15:31Sunil had a truck to the truck.

01:15:33He came to the 9th episode.

01:15:34He came to the 9th episode.

01:15:36Sunil was a truck to the truck.

01:15:39His name is right.

01:15:40He was killed by the truck.

01:15:41He was killed by the car.

01:15:43What is the truth?

01:15:44It's a serious.

01:15:45Your thought is okay.

01:15:47What?

01:15:48Tell me, first.

01:15:49What's the thought of this?

01:15:51It's not a thought.

01:15:52It's not a thought.

01:15:53It's a thought.

01:15:54It's been a thought.

01:15:55Tell me.

01:15:56What a long time you're on.

01:16:00How long it's been?

01:16:02Here it's like this, but it's not over.

01:16:04You'd give a wall on the house.

01:16:06Where will your marriage take?

01:16:07Let's see him with an insult.

01:16:09What?

01:16:10Meet Mr. Khamba.

01:16:14Excuse me, it won't be an insult like you.

01:16:17Then?

01:16:17Will you get some vip then after marriage?

01:16:20...vip?

01:16:21Yeah.

01:16:22She's always kept her name.

01:16:25What are you doing, Shaqiel?

01:16:26Okay, tell me, what's the name of this guy?

01:16:28It's not supposed to be the name of this guy.

01:16:31Come here, come here, come here.

01:16:35God forgive me when this was born, right?

01:16:37This was also born.

01:16:38Absolutely, it was born.

01:16:41This was born, right?

01:16:43The dad told me,

01:16:44my daughter, there was a candle in your house.

01:16:47Then he didn't tell me that it was a candle in my house.

01:16:49When this was born,

01:16:56the parents asked me,

01:16:57my daughter, how much money are you?

01:16:59I said, give me some money.

01:17:00Give me some soap and give me my hand.

01:17:06Look, it's dark, it's dark.

01:17:08He was sleeping in a day.

01:17:09He was sleeping in his head.

01:17:12Tell me.

01:17:13He came and was sleeping again.

01:17:15He was sleeping and was sleeping again.

01:17:19We're sleeping again.

01:17:23He was sleeping again.

01:17:24The shirt will go into a bag.

01:17:26The heart will go into a bag.

01:17:27He's a big child.

01:17:28He's a very big child.

01:17:29He's a very big child.

01:17:30He has a huge

01:17:48Oh

01:18:18Urvashi, you are very scared, Urvashi, I am very scared.

01:18:20No, I am not scared, I am proud of you, I've grown up 6 years, I've grown up 6 years.

01:18:25God forgive me, I've heard you've grown up 20-20 years.

01:18:28Just, I've done that, I've done that, I've done that.

01:18:33Now, Shaqeel, I'll talk about you.

01:18:35What do you talk about Shaqeel?

01:18:36I'll be honest with you, Shaqeel.

01:18:37You look at your face, you look like a bitch.

01:18:41Shaqeel, you look at your face, you look like a little girl.

01:18:45Shaqeel, look at your face, God forgive me, your face is like this.

01:18:50It seems like a tree on a tree.

01:18:53Shaqeel, look at your face, God forgive me,

01:18:55it seems like a woman has not done threading for 3 years.

01:18:58She's got face.

01:19:00When you were born, Shaqeel, it was so bad, it was so bad,

01:19:05people asked, what happened to you?

01:19:07Well, it happened to you, it happened to you, I don't know.

01:19:09It's so bad, then three days later,

01:19:14I've been eating some of the people.

01:19:16I said, what a guy did, I put some salt on the tree.

01:19:20Now come here.

01:19:22Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

01:19:25Come here, come here.

01:19:29Hello, that car will not go there?

01:19:30That car will not go there.

01:19:32The driver is standing behind, both.

01:19:34Mashallah, come here, come here.

01:19:36What does he have to cut his eyes?

01:19:38How much hair is it?

01:19:45It's a lot of hair.

01:19:46It's so much hair.

01:19:48It's like this.

01:19:49It's like this.

01:19:50It's like this hair.

01:19:51It's our Archanan's hair.

01:19:53MashaAllah.

01:19:54It's a big hair.

01:19:55That's a big hair.

01:19:56That's a big hair.

01:19:57That's a big hair.

01:19:59That's a big hair.

01:20:01I'm saying that if you open it to Archanan's hair,

01:20:05you can see it.

01:20:06Like a shoot,

01:20:07it's like a 10-12.

01:20:08Come on.

01:20:10Come on.

01:20:11Come on.

01:20:12Come on.

01:20:13Come on.

01:20:14Come on.

01:20:15Come on.

01:20:16Come on.

01:20:17Come on.

01:20:18Come on.

01:20:19One minute.

01:20:20Before you say something,

01:20:21a producer is sitting there.

01:20:22I'm going to tell you

01:20:23that I will take three checks in this episode.

01:20:25Because one of them have

01:20:26made my introduction.

01:20:27And now we will have two of them

01:20:29and give me one.

01:20:30So please keep my three checks ready.

01:20:32Three checks will get.

01:20:33One cash will be.

01:20:34find my bank.

01:20:37Shruti Ji,

01:20:38come here in the middle.

01:20:40Come here.

01:20:41Mashallah.

01:20:42Mashallah.

01:20:43What is that?

01:20:44Chokeel,

01:20:45it doesn't look like

01:20:46wearing a chandelier in your face.

01:20:47What is this?

01:20:49Mashallah.

01:20:50What do I ask?

01:20:51What do I ask?

01:20:52What do I ask for?

01:20:53What do I ask for?

01:20:54That's the question.

01:20:55That's the question.

01:20:56That's the question.

01:20:57I'm a Zalil.

01:20:58That's the question.

01:20:59That's the question.

01:21:00That's the question.

01:21:01That's the question.

01:21:02I'll give you one minute.

01:21:03This is the title.

01:21:07MashaAllah, today is a very hot dress.

01:21:09I don't know, I'm going to be standing up for a while.

01:21:13I'm a director, I'm a producer, I'm an actor, I'm a filmmaker, I'm a filmmaker, I'm a filmmaker, I'm a filmmaker, I'm a filmmaker, I'm a filmmaker.

01:21:19No, I don't think I'm good at all. I'm not a director.

01:21:22Start sound, camera, fall, go out!

01:21:25You guys go out, brother.

01:21:26Okay, you guys are judge.

01:21:28You too, sit down.

01:21:30My heroine is coming, so I'll start the film, InshaAllah.

01:21:33Look, look.

01:21:37Excuse me.

01:21:39Excuse me.

01:21:40Excuse me.

01:21:41Excuse me.

01:21:42I feel like you're under the baby's daughter.

01:21:46Excuse me.

01:21:47Yes?

01:21:48Do you make a film?

01:21:50No, I make a film.

01:21:53Yes?

01:21:54I make a film.

01:21:56Then tell me, which one of you have made a film?

01:22:00I made a film.

01:22:01I made a film.

01:22:02I made a film.

01:22:03I made a film.

01:22:04And I forgot.

01:22:05Okay.

01:22:06I made a film too.

01:22:07I made a film too.

01:22:08I made a film too.

01:22:09I made a film too.

01:22:10Really?

01:22:11It was your film, right?

01:22:12Yes.

01:22:13I made a film too.

01:22:14I made a film too.

01:22:15I made a film too.

01:22:16No.

01:22:17It was turned on. Right?

01:22:19Yes, no.

01:22:20What's going on?

01:22:22Yes, no.

01:22:23Then?

01:22:24I haven't done such a film.

01:22:25That's not such a film?

01:22:26Oh, look.

01:22:27I haven't done such a film, but I've seen it.

01:22:29This is your talent.

01:22:33Okay, let's leave these things.

01:22:35I have to work here for you to work in the film.

01:22:39So, I'm going to take my old head off?

01:22:43What are you saying?

01:22:44Listen to the story before.

01:22:45Yes, of course.

01:22:46The film's name is Razzler.

01:22:48Okay.

01:22:49Razzler.

01:22:50Just, Archana Ji cast.

01:22:51I'll kill Shaqeel.

01:22:53The film will be complete.

01:22:55Archana Ji is Razzler?

01:22:57No, he's a coach.

01:22:59It's a small thing, Razzler.

01:23:01Listen to the story of the film.

01:23:03Listen to the story.

01:23:04You're sitting in the room in the room.

01:23:06Yes.

01:23:07I'm Dula?

01:23:08Really?

01:23:09Yes.

01:23:10Dula is 80 years old.

01:23:14Dula comes in the room.

01:23:15Dula comes in the room.

01:23:16You're seeing the eyes from Dula.

01:23:18You're seeing the eyes from Dula.

01:23:19You're seeing the eyes from Dula.

01:23:20You're seeing the eyes from Dula.

01:23:21Okay.

01:23:22Dula is dead in the room.

01:23:23Dula is dead in the room.

01:23:24It's not a friend.

01:23:27What will happen then?

01:23:28What will happen?

01:23:29Now the other person is worried.

01:23:31What would he do?

01:23:32But I am a writer.

01:23:33He didn't write such a story.

01:23:34I wrote this story in the pool.

01:23:36I wrote this story in the pool,

01:23:37and my brain opens.

01:23:38He's got a face from here,

01:23:40and he goes to his head.

01:23:41He's like this.

01:23:42The other person is sitting in the room.

01:23:44The other person is sitting in the room.

01:23:45He took the sofa and put it on the door.

01:23:47He was like a big,

01:23:49and suddenly the door was closed.

01:23:50He was out of the sofa.

01:23:51He's got a hand in the hand.

01:23:53Take a glass of hand.

01:23:54The other person is worried.

01:23:56The other person is worried,

01:23:57but he's going to start the door.

01:23:58They start going.

01:23:59Now the person is sitting on the sofa.

01:24:02He's sitting on the sofa.

01:24:03The other person is sitting on the sofa.

01:24:04Then?

01:24:05The other person is sitting on the sofa.

01:24:06Then?

01:24:07Then?

01:24:08The other person is going to see.

01:24:09Then?

01:24:10The light of the night at night.

01:24:11Where did the beach scene?

01:24:13The public understanding of the light?

01:24:14The light of the night.

01:24:15Did it not get close?

01:24:21Let's take your audition.

01:24:23Talit Ji.

01:24:24Yes.

01:24:25Don't do this look.

01:24:26You don't do it, don't do it.

01:24:27I'm not going to push it.

01:24:29You have to keep it in your mind.

01:24:30If you've made your mind, I'll take it in the film.

01:24:33No.

01:24:35I'm a hero.

01:24:37You're a hero?

01:24:39I've seen a picture of yourself.

01:24:41If you're a hero, you're a hero.

01:24:43You're a nana-pate-gar, you're a hero.

01:24:48Look at the picture, talent.

01:24:50You come and say to me,

01:24:51I don't know, I can't live with you.

01:24:53Just do that, the rest of my work.

01:24:56Come on.

01:24:58Where are you from?

01:24:59Go to the house, come from there.

01:25:05You're going to race.

01:25:07Come on.

01:25:09I don't know.

01:25:12I don't think I'm going to die.

01:25:15Cut.

01:25:16You can't do that.

01:25:18Put your hands on.

01:25:20Put your hands on, and then put your hands on.

01:25:23So I'll get my energy.

01:25:25I have.

01:25:27Janu.

01:25:28Look how the complicated is.

01:25:32Put your meter.

01:25:33Which hand is my hands on.

01:25:36It's like this.

01:25:37Like this, like that.

01:25:39You know what I've done.

01:25:40My job is done.

01:25:43Come.

01:25:45Janu.

01:25:47Open it, open it, open it, open it, open it, open it.

01:25:50Come on, say it, say it.

01:25:52Janu, I...

01:25:54I will die in your house.

01:25:58Where do I take Hussan's house?

01:26:05Why did Hussan give me Hussan?

01:26:08I'm a 30-year-old child.

01:26:11I'm born, and I'll come back to my house.

01:26:13Blum, blum, blum.

01:26:15There's such a shame in my house.

01:26:17Okay, you said it again and then I'll say it again.

01:26:21Janu, I will die.

01:26:26Just Janu, come back to my life, come back to my house,

01:26:29so that my friends are going to come.

01:26:32What are you saying?

01:26:34It's not a dialogue, it will start a business, right?

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