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My Online Crush Is My Contract Husband Full Movie
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00:00:00How's it going?
00:00:04I can't complain, life is good so far.
00:00:09Wait, did my online dating crush finally text me back?
00:00:15Morning.
00:00:17Super hot day, isn't it?
00:00:20Damn, he actually sent me a full-on shirtless muscle pic.
00:00:24Okay, that's kind of hot.
00:00:26Huh?
00:00:30By the way, I had a dream about you last night.
00:00:34It was amazing.
00:00:37Boss, you've got supermodels and hires who's leading up to date you.
00:00:42Why are you bothering with the dating app?
00:00:46And why are you pretending to be a plumber?
00:00:50You'll get it when you're a billionaire, Teddy.
00:00:52Where's Grandpa?
00:00:54Oh, VIP room 101.
00:01:00What's with the goofy smile?
00:01:17What, you finally found out your online crush is a serial killer?
00:01:20No, no, no, he's just a plumber.
00:01:26And we've been talking for like three months.
00:01:29He's really sweet.
00:01:30And you still don't know what he looks like?
00:01:33No selfies?
00:01:34What if he's super ugly?
00:01:35Okay, just go back to work.
00:01:39A plumber with a body like this?
00:01:41I'd let him fix my pipes any day.
00:01:45Stop it.
00:01:46You don't even know what I look like.
00:01:47Okay.
00:01:50In my head, you look like an angel.
00:01:53I hope this isn't too forward, but would you like to meet in person?
00:02:06How are you?
00:02:08Let go of me.
00:02:11Let go?
00:02:12Sure.
00:02:13After you pay back the million your parents owe us.
00:02:14Pass due mortgage notice.
00:02:18Oh my god.
00:02:19My parents really missed their mortgage payments?
00:02:23Please.
00:02:24I don't have the money right now.
00:02:26Oh, no money?
00:02:27Fine.
00:02:28I'll sell you to a strip club.
00:02:30You'll pay it off.
00:02:32Get your filthy hands off her.
00:02:34Isn't that Nathan Mormont?
00:02:43The richest man in town?
00:02:45Oh my gosh.
00:02:47He is so handsome.
00:02:50This girl owes me money.
00:02:52Unless you're paying up.
00:02:54Stay the hell out of it.
00:02:55Ah!
00:02:57Doesn't give you the right to lay a hand on anyone.
00:02:59Now, unless you want a first-hand tour of the ER, get the fuck out.
00:03:05This isn't over.
00:03:06I know where you live.
00:03:07You'd better...
00:03:09Boss!
00:03:13This guy doesn't take a hit.
00:03:15Own it, boss.
00:03:26This yours?
00:03:29Yes.
00:03:40Nurse Gillian, please report to the VIP room 101.
00:03:43Your patient is under urgent condition.
00:03:46VIP room 101?
00:03:48It's my grandfather's room.
00:03:55Grandpa?
00:03:57Grandpa?
00:03:57Are you okay?
00:04:03Do you need me to call the doctor?
00:04:08No.
00:04:11What I need more right now...
00:04:15...is you two.
00:04:18I've made the arrangements.
00:04:27You two are...
00:04:28...getting married next week.
00:04:32What?
00:04:32What?
00:04:34Grandpa, you can't be serious about...
00:04:36Dead serious!
00:04:37I've only got three more months to live.
00:04:43I've only got three more months to live.
00:04:44Seeing you married is my final wish.
00:04:48And Gillian's perfect.
00:04:51And Gillian's perfect.
00:04:54She's the kindest, sweetest girl I've ever met.
00:05:02Perfect to be my granddaughter-in-law.
00:05:06Grandpa, you'll thank me later.
00:05:10Uh, sir, I'm sorry, no offense, but I barely know your grandson.
00:05:15Well, you've got...
00:05:16...a whole week to fix that.
00:05:20Grandpa, you can't just do that!
00:05:23But I can!
00:05:26Say no.
00:05:27You can kiss the family fortune goodbye.
00:05:37Fine.
00:05:38I'll marry her.
00:05:40Wait, what?
00:05:42Nobody asked me.
00:05:45Hey!
00:05:48Whatever you did to charm my grandpa, it worked.
00:05:52I had no idea what you were talking about.
00:05:55And truly, I don't care.
00:05:57Listen, I'll marry you, and you'll get your million dollars.
00:06:04But the second my grandpa's gone, so are you.
00:06:07You're just a contract wife.
00:06:09Got it?
00:06:10You think I planned this?
00:06:13To marry you?
00:06:14Oh, please.
00:06:15I've seen plenty of gold diggers like you.
00:06:17But you couldn't even bother to look the part.
00:06:22Wow.
00:06:24You know, I thought you were a decent man.
00:06:26Turns out you're just a boring, arrogant, self-absorbed jerk.
00:06:32Forget your money, okay?
00:06:34I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man of birth.
00:06:36Do you, Gillian, take Nathan to be your wedded husband, to hold and to love from this day forward,
00:06:55for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death do you part.
00:07:06What was I thinking, agreeing to marry this jerk?
00:07:11My bride paid for this.
00:07:13I smile.
00:07:15Sure, you paid for this, but I'm the one that has to pay the price.
00:07:20Okay.
00:07:23And now you may kiss the bride.
00:07:27This will be a one-time deal, I swear.
00:07:30Okay, just get it over with.
00:07:32Okay.
00:07:36Congratulations.
00:07:43No way Nathan would marry an ordinary nurse.
00:07:46Just wait until I expose the scam and take back the family fortune.
00:07:57Ginny!
00:07:58Lucky Ginny caught the bouquet!
00:07:59Okay.
00:07:59Ah!
00:08:00Ah!
00:08:03Take your damn luck.
00:08:04Invitation to me.
00:08:27I'd love to meet you, but I've been feeling sick.
00:08:30No, I shouldn't say that.
00:08:37My family has been dealing...
00:08:46No clue what I'm doing with my life at this point.
00:08:54Ah!
00:08:55Shhh!
00:08:57Shh, shh, shh, shh!
00:08:58Come down.
00:08:59Mmm!
00:09:07Oh, the hell...
00:09:10You...
00:09:10Mmm!
00:09:12Mmm!
00:09:13No, no, no.
00:09:14Touched me like you did.
00:09:15What...
00:09:16What are you doing?
00:09:18oh not bad he's got a pretty nice body
00:09:45oh my god my eyes
00:09:47oh shit
00:09:49what was that you pervert
00:10:07my half-sister also lives here
00:10:09she's been slandering me in front of my grandpa
00:10:12scheming for my inheritance since day one
00:10:14she can't see through this arrangement
00:10:18and you didn't think to mention this before i signed a contract
00:10:22i have boundaries you know
00:10:25define boundaries
00:10:30no touching
00:10:34no kissing
00:10:35don't lead me to the bed
00:10:38no
00:10:39it's not like i was enjoying it
00:10:40and my taste is
00:10:44better than this
00:10:46excuse me
00:10:48and believe it or not
00:10:49i have a girlfriend
00:10:51we're manly in love
00:10:53then why on earth did you not marry her
00:10:58because we've never met
00:10:59because she's my online crush
00:11:01i don't even know what she looks like
00:11:03it's in your business
00:11:05just play the good wife
00:11:08oh no
00:11:16she can't see this
00:11:17stop
00:11:27who's the pervert now
00:11:28stop staring
00:11:29you're the one
00:11:33strutting around like a peacock
00:11:35application update complete
00:11:55of course
00:11:56not from her
00:11:57invitation to meet
00:12:06welp
00:12:08i guess
00:12:09i need to find an excuse
00:12:10to text my plumber back
00:12:11i'd love to
00:12:17but i'm tied up with a tough project
00:12:21i gotta stay focused 24-7
00:12:23it shouldn't take more than three months
00:12:26three months
00:12:27perfect
00:12:29i'll certainly be done with my contract wife by then
00:12:31good luck
00:12:32can't wait to meet
00:12:34how's your job going
00:12:35my boss is a nightmare
00:12:39but at least the pay is decent
00:12:42if you need any help
00:12:47i'm just a message away
00:12:49i'll keep that in mind superman
00:12:54they call this a home
00:13:06they call this a home
00:13:06this is a museum
00:13:08thank you guys for coming
00:13:15thank you
00:13:16thank you
00:13:17love how big my house is
00:13:19it's so big
00:13:20why does the air suddenly smell so
00:13:44cheap
00:13:45oh jenny
00:13:48it's not the air
00:13:50it's just your dearest sister-in-law
00:13:52you and that tacky dress are literally assaulting my senses
00:13:58you know if you're feeling sick
00:14:02there's a bathroom over there
00:14:04though your
00:14:06perfume probably won't help
00:14:08you sassy bitch
00:14:10i can't swim
00:14:18is this really how i die
00:14:20help
00:14:21help me out
00:14:22help
00:14:23now you'll learn a lesson
00:14:25just because you marry nathan
00:14:27doesn't make you one of us
00:14:28even better
00:14:30if she drowns jenny
00:14:31then maybe you'll get nathan's inheritance
00:14:33cheers to throwing by girls
00:14:36help
00:14:39help me out
00:14:42help
00:14:43sure
00:14:45divorce nathan
00:14:47and i'll have someone pull you out
00:14:48otherwise
00:14:49i will make every day of your life a living home
00:14:52oh god the heck
00:14:54you're insane
00:14:55i will never
00:14:56insane
00:14:58sweetie no
00:15:00i'm just taking out the trash in my house
00:15:03enough
00:15:14nathan
00:15:18i
00:15:18i was just
00:15:19gays
00:15:22i'm coming
00:15:25i got you
00:15:38got you
00:15:39okay
00:15:46i got you
00:15:47i got you
00:15:48oh thank god
00:16:03thank god
00:16:04she
00:16:10she pushed me
00:16:12no
00:16:13no i didn't
00:16:14we were just joking around
00:16:15you fell in all by yourself
00:16:17exactly
00:16:17she's just looking for attention
00:16:19i'll give it
00:16:23tell please
00:16:26okay
00:16:34i saw what you did
00:16:35you tormented my wife
00:16:37apologize to her
00:16:39fine
00:16:40i'm sorry
00:16:43i didn't realize how clumsy you were
00:16:45apologize
00:16:47properly
00:16:48i'm sorry
00:16:49please forgive me
00:16:53as for you two
00:16:56your family's contracts with mormon enterprises are terminated
00:16:59what
00:16:59what
00:17:00and if you so much as associate with jenny
00:17:01i'll blacklist you from every social circle that matters
00:17:04oh
00:17:05jenny
00:17:05do something about this
00:17:06get out
00:17:06jillian is my wife
00:17:11and the lady of this estate
00:17:13if you want to live here
00:17:15you respect her
00:17:16understood
00:17:16let's go
00:17:23but i can walk
00:17:25when was the last fall
00:17:26how was she
00:17:39she's fine
00:17:42she just needs some rest
00:17:44i told you
00:17:47i have a meeting
00:17:51call me for the meeting
00:17:52so your contract husband
00:18:01is nathan mormont
00:18:03that's insane
00:18:05and did you see the way he looked at you
00:18:06i can tell he truly cares about you
00:18:08absolutely not
00:18:09if it wasn't for this fake marriage that we have
00:18:13i would be with my plumber by now
00:18:15do you think i should just tell him the truth
00:18:19oh
00:18:20sure
00:18:21hi i'm fake married to a billionaire
00:18:24no
00:18:24that is a red flag
00:18:26he'll bolt before you can say annulment
00:18:29this is such a mess
00:18:32you want to know what's a real mess
00:18:36option a
00:18:38an online crush you've never met
00:18:39option b
00:18:41a living hot rich billionaire
00:18:43who just saved your life
00:18:44are you sure you don't feel anything
00:18:47no no absolutely not
00:19:01i i just need to rest
00:19:03alone please
00:19:05all right fine
00:19:06just
00:19:07don't say i didn't warn you
00:19:09there's no way nathan actually cares about that clown girl
00:19:27once i get proof of this ridiculous fake marriage
00:19:31nathan can kiss his inheritance goodbye
00:19:35hey teddy
00:19:41hey boss
00:19:42your sister tried to plant cameras in your room
00:19:45i had her remove them but
00:19:46she won't stop there
00:19:47i guess gillian and i are in for a full performance
00:19:53hey have you checked your email
00:20:16no what's on it
00:20:18you'll see
00:20:20i'll be home in ten minutes
00:20:22familiarize yourself with them
00:20:24homework at midnight
00:20:29is he my boss or my prison guard
00:20:33foreign videos
00:20:41oh
00:20:42no no no i'm not doing this
00:20:45i'm not doing this i'm leaving
00:20:46judging by that look i'd say you've done your homework
00:20:55i swear if you do anything i'm calling the police
00:21:01relax
00:21:03you're not my type
00:21:04but if you want that million
00:21:12then you gotta play the role of the good wife
00:21:16because she's watching
00:21:17who?
00:21:18ah
00:21:19ah
00:21:23ah
00:21:24no way
00:21:27are they having sex?
00:21:29ah
00:21:30ah
00:21:31that's all you've got?
00:21:34did you even watch the videos i sent you?
00:21:35who expects someone to watch those videos?
00:21:39fine i'll show you
00:21:44it's gotta be passionate
00:21:46convincing
00:21:47something like a
00:21:49oh yeah
00:21:51more
00:21:53don't stop daddy
00:21:56oh you are
00:21:58the worst kind of human being
00:22:00maybe
00:22:01but if you want it to be convincing
00:22:02that's what we gotta do
00:22:03oh
00:22:08oh yeah
00:22:08yes
00:22:10that
00:22:10feels so good
00:22:12stop
00:22:12you sound like a bad actress in a soap opera
00:22:14okay that's it i'm done
00:22:18no that's more like it
00:22:23keep it up and lose the bra
00:22:24over my dead body
00:22:27we're out of time
00:22:35take it off
00:22:35take it off
00:22:36what the hell are you doing?
00:22:48uh
00:22:48i
00:22:49uh
00:22:50well if you're done watching your brother having sex you can leave
00:22:53we're busy
00:22:55uh
00:22:59jenny
00:22:59do you think you could
00:23:00hand me my bra?
00:23:04nathan just loves it
00:23:06oh
00:23:07ew
00:23:09that was good
00:23:16though for safety's sake i might have to stop sleeping in the study
00:23:19we have to share a bed from now on
00:23:22fine
00:23:26but i make the rules
00:23:28do not cross this line
00:23:35ever
00:23:36yes ma'am
00:23:37i have a big event this weekend
00:23:54you're coming with me
00:23:55this weekend?
00:23:58uh
00:23:59i had to promise my parents i did it
00:24:01not happening
00:24:02you live here now
00:24:07i'm really worried about her fashion sense now
00:24:17dress code black tie
00:24:24so literally everyone has to wear a black tie
00:24:27i don't really have time to explain that
00:24:30but yeah
00:24:30i'm gonna need you to go to the fanciest store in town
00:24:38get the best evening dress you can find
00:24:40price doesn't matter
00:24:41just don't wear uh
00:24:43this
00:24:46what? it's
00:24:51it's cute
00:24:57it's cute
00:24:58it's cute
00:24:59it's cute
00:25:00it's cute
00:25:01it's cute
00:25:02it's cute
00:25:03it's cute
00:25:04it's cute
00:25:05ma'am
00:25:06please don't touch the dress
00:25:08oh i'm just trying to see which one would be right for me
00:25:11trust me
00:25:14it's not for you
00:25:16not everyone can afford quality
00:25:26didn't you just hear? just get out
00:25:28don't touch me
00:25:30an unlimited black car? with nascent mormon's name on it?
00:25:50who are you? am i allowed to touch the dress now? sure you can touch whatever you like
00:25:59uh
00:26:00is there anything else specific you're looking for?
00:26:04hmm
00:26:05your best evening gown
00:26:18hmm
00:26:22hmm
00:26:24maybe i can get some ideas for my online crash
00:26:37nice
00:26:39emergency code are you free right now?
00:26:45are you free right now?
00:26:48always for you
00:26:50what do you need help with?
00:26:52my nightmare boss insists i go on some high class event with him
00:26:58and i have no clue what to wear
00:27:00lucky for you i've got a good eye for fashion
00:27:03silk gowns are trending now
00:27:06my colors like beige or white might suit you well
00:27:08i'll give it a try
00:27:11silk and light colors
00:27:15this one
00:27:18wow
00:27:21impeccable taste man
00:27:23and for shoes
00:27:24do you have any preference?
00:27:26silver stilettos hands down
00:27:29they're timeless
00:27:31silver stilettos please
00:27:33okay man
00:27:49you're a lifesaver
00:27:50seriously i owe you
00:27:54sir
00:27:55it's time to pick up miss mormit
00:27:58nathan
00:28:05why does this look exactly like what i suggested to softbunny?
00:28:16could she be my online crush?
00:28:18what do you think?
00:28:21what do you think?
00:28:26is there something wrong with my
00:28:31who gave you the idea to wear this?
00:28:47doctor
00:28:48i'm so sorry i kept you waiting
00:28:51how's my grandmother?
00:28:52i'm gonna be straight with you claire
00:28:54your grandmother doesn't have a lot of time left
00:28:57how much time?
00:28:59optimistically
00:29:01a year
00:29:02maybe less
00:29:04and you know the treatments that we're looking at are very expensive
00:29:07that won't be an issue
00:29:09um my husband miles should have already paid for them
00:29:14he'll be here soon
00:29:15okay
00:29:16okay
00:29:17okay
00:29:26where are you miles?
00:29:42hmmm
00:29:43hmm
00:29:44hmm
00:29:45hmm
00:29:46your little wife is calling
00:29:48are you gonna tell her about us or should i?
00:29:50what's up?
00:29:52are you kidding me?
00:29:54gina i fucking knew it miles now
00:29:56claire?
00:29:57is that you?
00:29:58hey grandma?
00:29:59you're awake?
00:30:00you're crying?
00:30:03you're gonna get better
00:30:04you always were a terrible liar
00:30:05i've always thought of you more as my mother
00:30:07to my grandmother
00:30:08i'm not gonna be here much longer
00:30:09i've always thought of you more as my mother
00:30:10to my grandmother
00:30:11i'm not gonna be here much longer
00:30:12don't say that
00:30:13i'm not gonna be here much longer
00:30:14don't say that
00:30:15and i have one final wish
00:30:16i want to meet my great-grandchild before i go
00:30:17i want to meet my great-grandchild before i go
00:30:19i'm not gonna be here much longer
00:30:23no i can't have a baby with my cheating husband
00:30:25grandma
00:30:26these things take time
00:30:27i want to know that you're not a little kid
00:30:29so i almost knew you were a terrible liar
00:30:31i've always thought of you more as my mother
00:30:33to my grandmother
00:30:35i'm not gonna be here much longer
00:30:37don't say that
00:30:39and i have one final wish
00:30:42i want to meet my great-grandchild before i go
00:30:47no i can't have a baby with my cheating husband
00:30:50grandma
00:30:51these things take time
00:30:53i want to know that you're not a little girl
00:30:55you don't want to get away
00:30:56when I'm gone. Promise me. Promise you'll have a baby. Please.
00:31:02I promise. Promise. Okay.
00:31:08Claire, you can forget about this whole moving out game that you're playing.
00:31:12I know it's a bluff. Three weeks is long enough.
00:31:16Come back home now or it's lawyer time.
00:31:23I won't tolerate this behavior from you.
00:31:26It's over, Miles.
00:31:28Wait, Claire? No, Claire, we need to talk.
00:31:31You need to talk to my lawyer. Here's her number.
00:31:35Hey.
00:31:37You are part of the historical record of my life, Miles.
00:31:42You are part of the historical record of my life, Miles. You're archaeology.
00:31:51Claire? Claire? Claire? You can't survive without me. You have no job. And how are you going to pay your grandmother's medical bills, huh?
00:32:00Two words, Miles. Divorce. Settlement. When the judge sees those pictures of you and your mistress at the bar, he's going to grant me a nice fat settlement and that money's going to go straight to Dr. Andrews.
00:32:15Claire? Claire? Claire, why are you doing this?
00:32:30Because I don't want my kid to look like you, Miles. Now fuck off, you cheating asshole.
00:32:36No matter what you say, you still love me, Claire. I know it.
00:32:48Wait, let me get this straight. You want a baby in the next year?
00:32:53Yes.
00:32:55But you just dumped your scumbag husband.
00:32:57Yes, I did.
00:33:00I wasn't surprised to hear that you're leaving Miles, the scumbag, but how does that work?
00:33:06I promised my grandma. She doesn't have much time left.
00:33:13Girl, I get it, but you're putting the cart before the horse you, don't you think?
00:33:18That's why I need to drink more.
00:33:24This was probably my last time drinking in a bar this nice.
00:33:28Are you short on money?
00:33:31Miles has money. You're going to get a good deal.
00:33:34No. Even with the money from the divorce, I can't begin to pay groundless treatments.
00:33:40Well, I don't know how to get a better job, Maggie. I've been a housewife for seven years.
00:33:45I've got some good news for you.
00:33:48Shh.
00:33:53You got me a massage?
00:33:56Girl, you think I would rent you a hotel room for just a massage?
00:34:04Two nights. Prepaid. Have fun.
00:34:10You got me a cold one.
00:34:14You're welcome.
00:34:16Maggie.
00:34:17Room 319, right upstairs.
00:34:22Oh, okay. Yep.
00:34:24Whoop.
00:34:25Okay.
00:34:29Oh, fuck.
00:34:30What?
00:34:31What?
00:34:32My contacts put that.
00:34:33What?
00:34:34My contacts. They popped out.
00:34:36Fuck.
00:34:38Honey? No, no, no.
00:34:40You don't really need to see much for this.
00:34:42You just kind of feel it with your whole body.
00:34:45Come on.
00:34:46I'll walk you to the elevator.
00:34:49Come on. Come on.
00:34:53This is crazy.
00:34:55How am I going to see the room number without my contacts?
00:35:07Claire?
00:35:21My girlfriend?
00:35:23Hi.
00:35:24Claire Newton.
00:35:26Dominic Bridges.
00:35:37From 319, right upstairs.
00:35:49Hi.
00:35:51Enough of the chitchat.
00:35:53This has been the worst month of my life.
00:35:56And there's only one thing you can do to make it better.
00:36:00Pleasure me.
00:36:02Can you do that?
00:36:07Oh, my God. He's so hot.
00:36:25You are still so beautiful.
00:36:28I'd say you're handsome, but I actually can't see you without my contacts.
00:36:34Wait. What is she talking about?
00:36:37You feel good, though?
00:36:39Really good.
00:36:47Are you sure that you want to go through with this?
00:36:50Why does he sound so familiar?
00:36:53I just want to make sure that you don't regret it tomorrow morning.
00:37:00I have a million regrets in my life right now.
00:37:03This isn't one of them.
00:37:06I am so excited.
00:37:08I am so excited.
00:37:14That was the best night of my life.
00:37:17...of my life.
00:37:31Now it's clear?
00:37:34No cash, seriously?
00:37:37I don't know how this works.
00:37:43James Goodwin?
00:37:45Personal assistant.
00:37:47Is that what escorts call themselves these days?
00:37:51I guess that's professional.
00:37:53Kind of.
00:38:00Okay.
00:38:13Claire?
00:38:17Thanks for a great night, James.
00:38:23She really didn't know who I was.
00:38:25If I'd known, I could have just told her.
00:38:31Wait, but that means...
00:38:33She thought I was an escort.
00:38:39It's kinda hot.
00:38:43Morning, Mr. Bridges.
00:38:45Long day ahead of us.
00:38:47Your door was open.
00:38:49Oh.
00:38:50That's where I left my cards.
00:38:57Okay, stop looking at me.
00:38:59You're creeping me out.
00:39:00What's my agenda for the day?
00:39:01Yes, Mr. Bridges.
00:39:03Your first meeting today is at 10 a.m. with the founder of Star Live.
00:39:07And then at noon, you have a lunch with Senator Bennett.
00:39:11Claire, I'm not gonna let you get away from me this time.
00:39:13Get away from me this time.
00:39:27He bit me?
00:39:33That's actually kinda hot.
00:39:35Hey Maggie, what's up?
00:39:37So, how was it?
00:39:41It was unfucking believable.
00:39:42I want to hear all the details but I have to tell you something.
00:40:10Remember the alumni meetup they're having tonight?
00:40:12Look, I'm not going.
00:40:14I can't, I can't see the whole college crowd.
00:40:17I mean, not the way that things are now.
00:40:19That's why I'm calling.
00:40:20See, the bar that you just started working at,
00:40:24they have parties there.
00:40:26The alumni party is at your bar and Gina, we'll be there.
00:40:32What?
00:40:32Shit, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:40:34I cannot serve drinks to the woman who stole my husband.
00:40:38I know, that's why I wanted to give you the intel.
00:40:43Okay, I gotta go, thank you.
00:40:47Hey, Tate?
00:40:50Hey.
00:40:51Yeah?
00:40:52So, I can't work tonight.
00:40:54I'll take a double shift any other day, I just, I can't do tonight.
00:40:57I gotta switch shifts.
00:40:58Okay, no problem.
00:41:01Thanks!
00:41:04Are you fucking kidding me?
00:41:05On our busiest night of the season?
00:41:08You show up tonight ready to work your ass off,
00:41:11or I will personally go online and post to other employees about you.
00:41:15You won't be able to get a job serving dog food at the dog pound.
00:41:20Are we clear?
00:41:23You got me.
00:41:24I can't believe Miles' ex-wife ended up waiting tables at a bar.
00:41:49How embarrassing.
00:41:54Oh my god.
00:41:56Look, it's even worse at this.
00:41:57Oh my god.
00:41:59She never had a pink in her shoes.
00:42:02Did you see that scarf?
00:42:04Dude, it's 80 degrees outside.
00:42:06God, dinner and a show?
00:42:09So petty.
00:42:12Claire.
00:42:14What are you wearing?
00:42:15Did you get a job at a bar?
00:42:17What the hell were you thinking?
00:42:20Let me know when you're ready to order.
00:42:23Yeah.
00:42:23All of our college friends are gonna be here.
00:42:27You wanna embarrass yourself and me?
00:42:29I can't humiliate you more than you've already done for yourself.
00:42:33I mean, really, Miles?
00:42:34Gina?
00:42:35Everyone already knows that she's trashy, so what does that make you?
00:42:39Claire.
00:42:41You are my wife.
00:42:43You're gonna come back to me whether you like it or not.
00:42:46Oh my god.
00:42:53Is that Dominic Bridges?
00:42:55The billionaire Dominic Bridges?
00:42:57I can't believe he's back in the States.
00:42:59I can't believe he's back in the States.
00:43:16He's so hot!
00:43:25How do I look?
00:43:28You look great.
00:43:29Yeah.
00:43:29Yeah.
00:43:29My boobs?
00:43:29Fine?
00:43:30Yeah?
00:43:30Yeah.
00:43:30Yeah.
00:43:31Okay.
00:43:31Okay.
00:43:31Okay.
00:43:31Hey, dude.
00:43:35What's going on?
00:43:37What's good, brother?
00:43:38Hey.
00:43:39Dude, it's been a while.
00:43:40I figured after I've seen you on Forbes' billionaire cover that you wouldn't want to mingle around
00:43:46with peasants like us.
00:43:48How you been?
00:43:49Good.
00:43:49Good.
00:43:50Yeah.
00:43:50I've been good.
00:43:52How are you?
00:43:54Oh, I'm doing really good.
00:43:56Running my own business.
00:43:58Nothing compared to what you're doing, of course.
00:44:01So what brought you out?
00:44:04A woman, actually.
00:44:06Uh, why are you staring at my wife like that?
00:44:30Let's see.
00:44:31I'm Chris Parker.
00:44:32I'm 50.
00:44:33I, uh, spend most of my free time hiking and collecting climbing equipment.
00:44:38Um, I have a son and a granddaughter on the way.
00:44:4350?
00:44:44God, are you that damn old?
00:44:46You said you're 52 on the dating app and you are definitely 60.
00:44:49Boys will be boys, even in their 60s.
00:44:54We'll start with London and then Paris and then Rome and then all the way to Beijing.
00:44:59The three of us.
00:45:00Three of us?
00:45:01You, me, and my wife, of course.
00:45:03Your wife.
00:45:04But, this is a date.
00:45:06Hmm.
00:45:06My oh my, you are absolutely stunning.
00:45:10What do you say we get together and have a baby before we get too old, shall we?
00:45:14God, I'd like to see you try.
00:45:16Good, because I always like to record.
00:45:21Excuse me, boss.
00:45:23It's time for your date.
00:45:24Should I leave this here, or...?
00:45:26Where is this from?
00:45:27Well, department store.
00:45:27Cheap as it gets.
00:45:28On the car?
00:45:29Once used.
00:45:30Excellent.
00:45:30Is there anything else you need?
00:45:33Just keep this quiet.
00:45:35Yes, boss.
00:45:36No one will ever find out that the chairman of Peak Climbers is going as a date as an ordinary
00:45:41urban driver.
00:45:42Hi, I'm Jerry.
00:45:49What's with the glasses, four eyes?
00:45:51Are you blind?
00:45:52Who the hell wants to be with a sick old man?
00:45:54I'll need 60% of your wages each month.
00:46:0030% will cover daily expenses.
00:46:0230% will go to the bank to cover my mortgage.
00:46:07Oh, how generous.
00:46:08You left me 40%.
00:46:09No.
00:46:10That 40% is going straight to my account.
00:46:13I'm tired of an hour.
00:46:16Plus 10, if you want overnight.
00:46:18Uh, I'm sorry.
00:46:20I'm actually looking for someone to marry.
00:46:22Half a million a month.
00:46:23Can you get yourself a look?
00:46:28I think it's...
00:46:29I think it's...
00:46:43Hi, I'm Jerry Smith.
00:46:48Chris, Chris Parker.
00:46:49Let's get married.
00:46:51That's your pitch?
00:46:52I'm a very straightforward man.
00:46:54Lucky you.
00:46:56That is exactly my time.
00:46:59It's the time of year when Christmas calls.
00:47:03Songs by the fire and stories in bed.
00:47:06Elf on the shelf has a note to be read.
00:47:08All time on a question.
00:47:10Ross, are you wise shipping?
00:47:11Oh, no, no, no.
00:47:13I've got it.
00:47:15If you like peanuts, you'll like...
00:47:18Mom, what are you doing here?
00:47:21It's always so good to see you two.
00:47:24How's work?
00:47:25Same boss.
00:47:26Still great.
00:47:28Wish I had more time off, though.
00:47:30And have you decided on a name for the baby?
00:47:34Yeah, actually.
00:47:36Um...
00:47:39It's Emma.
00:47:40You can't name her that.
00:47:44Emma's your sister's name.
00:47:46That's exactly why I like it.
00:47:48I know she's not around anymore, but I figured that she would appreciate that I named our baby
00:47:55daughter after her.
00:47:55No.
00:47:57That was your grandma's gift for her and her only.
00:48:01I mean, your father and sister have been gone for decades.
00:48:03Let's just let them stay in our memory and not try to replace...
00:48:07Mom!
00:48:08This is my house.
00:48:11I can't have you come in here and try to disrespect that.
00:48:15Sure.
00:48:16You'll get your respect when your daughter is old enough to talk, son.
00:48:20I can't imagine how dad didn't get driven crazy by you.
00:48:24Don't you ever talk about me and your father like that.
00:48:31I'm a grown man.
00:48:32I have a family now.
00:48:34You can't just drop by and tell me what to do.
00:48:37You clearly need the help.
00:48:38Not from an overbearing, old, sad, crazy woman like you.
00:48:43Ta!
00:48:44That's too much.
00:48:48I'm sorry, Mom.
00:48:49I didn't mean to...
00:48:51So that's what you think of me, Chris?
00:48:55It's not like that.
00:48:57Take care of yourself, sweetheart.
00:48:59Mom.
00:48:59Mom, where are you going?
00:49:01Anywhere but here.
00:49:02It's raining outside.
00:49:03Please, just...
00:49:04I want to drown in your melancholy flies.
00:49:08Or suck, Kate, in your temperamental mile.
00:49:12I'm staying on the shore.
00:49:15I'm keeping myself on the ground.
00:49:18God damn it, you gotta be kidding me.
00:49:23God, I'm gonna freeze out here.
00:49:24What do you want?
00:49:43Chris?
00:49:44It's me.
00:49:45What's wrong?
00:49:46Did someone upset you?
00:49:47Jerry!
00:49:49No, no, it's nothing.
00:49:51Doesn't sound like nothing.
00:49:52What is better?
00:49:53Are you outside?
00:49:55My shitty car broke down in the middle of the woods.
00:49:58What?
00:49:59In this weather?
00:50:00In the middle of December?
00:50:01I'm going to pick you up.
00:50:02No, no, no.
00:50:03It's fine.
00:50:04It's no reason for you to freeze out here, too.
00:50:06Where are you?
00:50:07It's more of Lincoln Road, I think.
00:50:11I'll be right there.
00:50:12Don't move.
00:50:18Go to Lincoln Road, now.
00:50:20Yeah, but how are you going to explain your identity?
00:50:23What about me?
00:50:24An Uber driver's driver?
00:50:26Get out.
00:50:27I'll drive.
00:50:40Hey, baby.
00:50:42You need a ride?
00:50:43Oh, thank God.
00:50:47Hold on.
00:50:48Let me get the door for me.
00:50:49You with your coffee, bathed in light.
00:50:55I'm homeless, so there's no use making reasons to refuse any part of you, part of you.
00:51:06And it takes it takes it out of me that I have to watch as we break in perfectly.
00:51:18Where to, m'lady?
00:51:23Where to, m'lady?
00:51:25Driver makes the call, but somewhere warm.
00:51:29I'm frozen.
00:51:30My cabin is just down the road.
00:51:36We could stay there tonight.
00:51:37Yeah?
00:51:38Have a little honeymoon?
00:51:41Your wish is my command.
00:51:44All we need to do is take a warm shower, drink a shot of whiskey, and pray for a good night's sleep.
00:51:51Well, that's not all we need to do.
00:52:00I'm almost done.
00:52:25Have a seat.
00:52:26I can...
00:52:26Have a seat.
00:52:28Okay.
00:52:29Okay.
00:52:29Okay.
00:52:30What are you looking at?
00:53:00Have a seat.
00:53:11You're incredible.
00:53:12This is the best breakfast I've had in years.
00:53:22Aw.
00:53:23I'm flattered.
00:53:25You mentioned us going to the auction today.
00:53:27Is that still happening?
00:53:28Yes.
00:53:29And actually, we should start getting ready soon.
00:53:32Do I look like a dream, but I do have a small present for you.
00:53:44Jerry?
00:53:45It's so sweet.
00:53:45I think the weather's kind of cold, but you know you've got a hand to hold.
00:54:04Come along out and play.
00:54:07What a wonderful day.
00:54:08Oh, I know, honey.
00:54:16Oh, do you think I'm all over-dressed?
00:54:17Not at all.
00:54:18Not at all.
00:54:19This is who you are.
00:54:20Don't be shy.
00:54:21I'm longing for a kiss.
00:54:22Come along.
00:54:23Wow, wow, wow.
00:54:25Look at this old mummy.
00:54:27Somebody bought her new bandages.
00:54:28It lost.
00:54:29Had.
00:54:30Looks like someone forgot her dentures today.
00:54:32Don't be jealous, darling.
00:54:33They're new and permanent.
00:54:34Jealous?
00:54:35Don't make me laugh.
00:54:36You disgusting old bitch.
00:54:37I'm not.
00:54:38I'm not.
00:54:39I'm not.
00:54:40I'm not.
00:54:41I'm not.
00:54:42I'm not.
00:54:43I'm not.
00:54:44I'm not.
00:54:45I'm not.
00:54:46I'm not.
00:54:47I'm not.
00:54:48I'm not.
00:54:49I'm not.
00:54:50I'm not.
00:54:57I'm not.
00:54:58What is this?
00:55:02You new boy toy?
00:55:05Old and sick.
00:55:07Great taste.
00:55:08Come on, honey.
00:55:11What's her problem?
00:55:12Mia?
00:55:13She's been like that since high school.
00:55:16Always trying to be superior to everyone.
00:55:18But always falling short.
00:55:21Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for joining in.
00:55:25Thank you so much for joining us.
00:55:26Welcome to the year's annual Christmas charity auction.
00:55:32Let's get started with our first precious item,
00:55:34the legendary Alpenstock from Sir Edmund's collection.
00:55:44Jerry!
00:55:46Emma!
00:55:49Jerry!
00:55:52Jerry!
00:55:53We will begin the bidding.
00:55:55At five hundred dollars.
00:55:58Six hundred.
00:55:59Six hundred, thank you ma'am.
00:56:00Seven hundred.
00:56:01Seven hundred in the back, thank you.
00:56:03A thousand.
00:56:04A thousand, thank you.
00:56:05One thousand dollars.
00:56:07A thousand dollars going once.
00:56:09Eleven hundred.
00:56:11It's a fine walking stick.
00:56:13It's mine.
00:56:14Eleven hundred going once.
00:56:17Twice!
00:56:18No, you don't deserve it.
00:56:19Fifteen!
00:56:20Dear, that Alpenstock's worth a thousand at most.
00:56:24I know, but I need it back.
00:56:27Twenty!
00:56:28Twenty thousand from the lovely lady in the corner.
00:56:32Twenty thousand going once.
00:56:33What are you waiting for?
00:56:35Don't tell me you're waiting for your ex-husband to save you again.
00:56:38Oh, I'm sorry.
00:56:39I forgot.
00:56:40He is dead.
00:56:41Fine.
00:56:42It's over.
00:56:43Mie is going to be the next captain.
00:56:44It's over.
00:56:45Mie is going to be the next captain.
00:56:49Twenty thousand going twice.
00:56:50Thirty thousand.
00:56:51Thirty thousand.
00:56:52Thirty thousand from the gentleman in the center of the room.
00:56:53This is none of your business.
00:56:54It is.
00:56:55Thirty thousand.
00:56:56She is not alone.
00:56:57Oh, gross.
00:56:58Thirty thousand.
00:56:59Thirty thousand.
00:57:00Thirty thousand from the gentleman in the center of the room.
00:57:03This is none of your business.
00:57:04It is.
00:57:05Thirty thousand.
00:57:06She is not alone.
00:57:07Oh, gross.
00:57:08Thirty-two.
00:57:09Thank you, thirty-two.
00:57:10Thank you, thirty-two.
00:57:11Do I hear thirty-five?
00:57:12Seventy thousand.
00:57:13Seventy thousand dollars.
00:57:14Are you serious?
00:57:15You can't just say any random number.
00:57:16You actually have to be able to pay for it.
00:57:17I can do this all day.
00:57:18Win one.
00:57:19Fair warning.
00:57:20Last call.
00:57:21Seventy thousand.
00:57:23The reply.
00:57:24Twenty thousand.
00:57:25J-D-C-D-C-E-N.
00:57:26I feel like a descendant friend is a descendant woman.
00:57:27The replied, we are six.
00:57:28I feel like a descendant man in the center of the room.
00:57:29This is none of your business.
00:57:30It is.
00:57:31She is not alone.
00:57:32Oh, gross.
00:57:33Thirty-two.
00:57:34Thank you, thirty-two.
00:57:35Do I hear thirty-five.
00:57:36Seventy thousand.
00:57:37If you're a descendant woman.
00:57:38Seventy thousand.
00:57:39Are you serious?
00:57:40You can't just say any random number.
00:57:41You actually have to be able to pay for it.
00:57:43I can do this all day.
00:57:44$70,000! Sold! $70,000 from the Alpensox to the lovely couple in the center of the room.
00:57:55Thank you very much. Everybody, please, a round of applause for the lovely couple.
00:57:59Thank you. This means so much to me. It's so important. Oh, I'll pay you back later.
00:58:03It's my treat. I can't have my wife going home empty-handed.
00:58:07I'm flattered, but this is different.
00:58:12What's the matter?
00:58:14Let's go and take a closer look.
00:58:17Ma'am, I needed to deliver this to you in person.
00:58:22It is the most expensive item I've ever sold.
00:58:26You're very lucky.
00:58:29Merry Christmas.
00:58:30Thank you, sir.
00:58:36Is it the one you were looking for, baby? Are you all right?
00:58:42Breathe.
00:58:45Slowly.
00:58:50What happened? Is something wrong with it?
00:58:52Welcome back.
00:58:54This belonged to you?
00:58:56My late husband bought this for me many years ago.
00:59:00My most precious belonging.
00:59:04I thought I'd never see it again.
00:59:06I thought I'd never see it again.
00:59:07Oh.
00:59:10I'm so sorry.
00:59:11One minute.
00:59:13Yeah.
00:59:17Okay.
00:59:18Oh, Tom. Look, look, look. The outfit stock that your dad bought me 20 years ago. I thought I lost it.
00:59:30I got a call from my friend at the auction.
00:59:32$70,000 for this?
00:59:34Are you losing your mind?
00:59:35No, Tom!
00:59:36You promised me that you would never touch climbing gear again.
00:59:40Tom, this is different.
00:59:41I don't fucking care!
00:59:43Please don't say that.
00:59:44They're dead!
00:59:47Dad and Emma are fucking dead!
00:59:50Maybe if you wouldn't have fucking supported their stupid hobby, they'd still be around.
00:59:56It was an accident. You can't blame it all on me.
00:59:59Is that not enough?
01:00:01What, are you going to take a new family up there to that death hike?
01:00:04Or are you going to wait until my daughter's born and then do the same to her?
01:00:08It was never my intention.
01:00:10Please don't say that!
01:00:13Look at me.
01:00:14You are never welcome in my home again.
01:00:17And if you want to go die, go die alone.
01:00:21No, Tom. Tom, wait!
01:00:26And when trying to swap back into your family, remember you I did not want to go back you up there!
01:00:31No, Tom, look.
01:00:36Your father's교.
01:00:38And no oneevant.
01:00:39You looked over.
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