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Mafia's Turn Back Time 1 - Full
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00:01Hey kid, look out!
00:08What the fuck?
00:10Oh, shit. I'm in the body of a teenager.
00:14Ew!
00:17I wanna see my dad flee.
00:20It's time to take back what's...
00:21What the fuck?
00:25My soul will die!
00:27Fall in order, sweetheart. We'll be done.
00:30Aaaaah!
00:34So...
00:35This is our second date.
00:38I dropped out of high school.
00:41Oh.
00:42Yeah.
00:44Let me get your coffee.
00:46Watch where you're going, greaseball!
00:50Sorry, friend.
00:51Yeah, I'm not your friend.
00:52Why don't you fuck off to the dog track or wherever slime-like you hangs out?
00:56Why don't we all come down?
00:58This isn't a strip club.
01:00This was unleashed.
01:01It...
01:02It was an accident.
01:03Who said that?
01:05You need to leave.
01:08Now.
01:09You want...
01:10Not as powerful as I am.
01:26You see?
01:27I'm Will O'Connell.
01:28I'm Will O'Connell.
01:29Head of the O'Connell crime family.
01:32Clear out the trash.
01:34No!
01:35Please don't kill me!
01:36No!
01:37No!
01:38Don't kill me!
01:40My apologies.
01:41Now, where were we?
01:42In the twins.
01:43But I lost at a second she found out I'm a high school dropout.
01:50No one respects a high school dropout.
01:53Nah.
01:54You should've shown her your bank account.
01:55Sure she would've respected billionaires.
01:57I'm serious.
01:58Thing was I was good in high school.
01:59I crushed calculus.
02:00Maybe you should think about going back.
02:01Could uh...
02:02Be like that...
02:03Kid over there.
02:04Yeah, maybe not that kid, Vicenzo.
02:05But honestly, it would be good.
02:06I wish I would have another shot at high school.
02:07God.
02:08What a great GG.
02:09I could just...
02:10I could!
02:11I could have the Excalibur.
02:12Look out!
02:13Tranche in Paxxup.
02:14Don't kill me.
02:15Maybe I could...
02:17I could just turn around my own bag.
02:18Could uh...
02:19And be like that kid over there.
02:20I don't really know.
02:21I don't know.
02:22I'm sure you liked that kid over there.
02:23Maybe not that kid because I'd be with him.
02:24Ok, so I guess that kid over there.
02:25And...
02:26Why maybe that kid over there.
02:28Yeah, maybe not that kid, Vicenzo.
02:31But honestly, it would be good.
02:32I wish I would have another shot at high school.
02:34God.
02:35What a great GG.
02:36I could just...
02:37I could have the Excalibur.
02:38Look out.
03:09Ugh. What happened? I wish I had another shot of ice.
03:20Oh, shit. Am I in the hospital? But what's wrong with my eyes?
03:26Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get him out of here right now.
03:30I recognize that voice. That's silly. One of my low-level guys.
03:34Get up. I'm taking you home. The clothes are in the bag.
03:37Hey, why would he take me home? He's not my driver.
03:41Put on your glasses. Let's go.
03:43Glasses?
03:45That means now. I'm talking to you.
03:48Hey, shit for brains. Move now.
03:52What the hell did you just call me?
03:54What the fuck?
03:56What the fuck?
04:07What the fuck?
04:14What the fuck?
04:17Whoa! Language!
04:18Do you have any idea? The mess you've been causing? Huh?
04:23Oh, shit. Somehow, I'm in the body of a teenager.
04:28Sully.
04:30It's me. It's me.
04:32What have I told you about calling me Sully?
04:35I am your father, and you will show me the respect I deserve.
04:40Oh, shit. I'm in the body of Sully's son.
04:43Okay. You have to listen to me. Listen.
04:49I'm at...
04:49Stop!
04:51Sully!
04:52Is this really how Sully treats his own child?
04:54Poor kid.
04:55What the hell were you thinking walking in the middle of the traffic, huh?
05:00You know how much trouble I'm in because of you?
05:03You're about to find out.
05:06That's a very bad decision.
05:07You want to pop like a little girl? You're about to cry like one too.
05:10You never learn how to act like a Sully.
05:14I couldn't imagine a bigger demotion.
05:17What the hell is going on in here?
05:19Thank God.
05:20I was just in time to watch me teach my son to fucking look.
05:24Hey, what the fuck's the matter with you?
05:26He's a kid.
05:28And then you look at me.
05:29Look.
05:30I know this is fucking crazy.
05:32Okay.
05:34It's me.
05:35It's Will.
05:37I don't know how this fucking happened.
05:39You're fucking me.
05:40It's Will.
05:40Yeah, you think you're funny, you little piece of shit?
05:42You do, Will?
05:42Yeah.
05:43Because I saw Will die.
05:47My son will die!
05:52My son will die!
05:54My body's dead, so I'm stuck at this one?
05:57Vinny!
05:58Vinny!
05:59Stop!
06:02I'm about two seconds away from fucking ending you.
06:06Vinny.
06:07You gotta listen to me.
06:10It's me.
06:10It's Will.
06:12Say it one more time.
06:13One more fucking time!
06:15I can't breathe.
06:15We woke up and was a green man.
06:17And a green man died running into traffic to save your fucking ass.
06:22Disrespectful fuck!
06:23Buried at his phone.
06:25What do you gotta say for yourself?
06:27Huh?
06:27That's a kick in the twins.
06:32That's a kick in the twins.
06:36Oh, did you see?
06:44That's a kick in the twins.
06:47Ain't it, Vincenzo?
06:48Only Will called me Vincenzo.
06:50Here, take your bag and you were gone now.
06:53I need Dr. Will.
06:54Now you don't!
06:55Vinny!
07:06Dick.
07:09Oh, shit.
07:10About to go to school.
07:26I'm the powerful leader of a crime family.
07:28I can get through high school and get trapped in this kid's body.
07:36Ew!
07:37Don't touch me, fat ass.
07:39I'm sorry.
07:40I'm just trying to walk you.
07:41You trying to feel me up?
07:42No, I'm just trying to walk you.
07:44Oh, my God.
07:45Is that how you get off?
07:47No, I'm trying to figure out the school.
07:49Look, sorry.
07:50Are you staring at my tits?
07:53No.
07:54Ew!
07:55He's staring at my tits!
07:56Oh, yo, is there a problem here?
08:00Sorry, I was just...
08:00This fat fucking freak bothering you, babe?
08:04Yeah.
08:05He basically molested me, and now he will stop staring at my tits.
08:09Is that you?
08:10You've been sleeping, my girl.
08:12Oh, Jesus.
08:13Oh, he's so gross!
08:15I mean, uh...
08:16Hell, I get it.
08:17She's got some grit.
08:19Uh, but...
08:21I'm not saying it's yours.
08:24You know what?
08:25Uh, let's see how you like it.
08:26Everyone stares.
08:28Let me meet you, man-tits.
08:30Aw.
08:32You know what?
08:34Let's take off his shirt.
08:39Let's take off his shirt.
08:41Don't you fucking touch me.
08:45Grab it.
08:47Oh, yeah, I got me.
08:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:50Yeah, yeah, keep a pin right there, right?
08:52Yeah.
08:53Wait, thank you, baby.
08:57I gotta be precise.
09:02Look at those things.
09:06If I ever catch you perfect on my girl again, I will...
09:10What?
09:11She killed you.
09:11Fuck you, bitch.
09:36Fuck you, bitch.
09:36Oh, what'd you just say to me?
09:43I said...
09:46Fuck you, bitch.
09:52What's your type?
09:53Come on.
09:58Come on.
09:59Come on.
10:01Come on.
10:02Come on.
10:03Oh, my God.
10:06Come on.
10:15Come on.
10:19Oh, my God.
10:24Dang it.
10:27Come on.
10:29Come on, sir, you've got it.
10:31Come on.
10:33Come on, come on, hurry up!
10:44Dean, stop!
10:46Dean, you're gonna kill me.
10:47Oh, shit.
10:49Oh, I just can't just sit down, fucking freak.
10:54I see.
10:56That is what happens when you touch my girl.
11:03Hey!
11:14Is that all you got, bitch?
11:19But you still haven't heard you last.
11:21Caden, stop. You're gonna die.
11:23I don't fucking care.
11:26Come here, go see.
11:28Come on!
11:29Come on!
11:33What the hell is going on?
12:03Dean? Huh?
12:06Caden?
12:07Caden?
12:11Jesus Christ.
12:12I'd like to go just one fucking day without my dumbass son getting himself in the hospital.
12:24Huh?
12:24I'm not your son, sorry.
12:26Yeah, I wish. Believe me.
12:28I wouldn't have to pay all your fucking medical bills.
12:32What the hell were you thinking? Getting into a fucking fight? You're a weak, fat ass.
12:37I'm sick and tired of people thinking that they can talk to me the way you fucking do.
12:45Don't lay one more finger on him.
12:48Vinnie?
12:49Uh, uh, Mr. Genie here.
12:51What are you doing here?
12:53Al, I need to talk to him.
12:55I'll do it, Spectre.
12:57This is my son.
12:59He's no more of your concern.
13:02What?
13:05Walk away, son.
13:07Walk away right now.
13:08Don't come home.
13:15I don't watch ya.
13:23That thing you said earlier.
13:26That's a gig in the twirls.
13:32There's only one guy.
13:34I always say such a dumb phrase.
13:36If you really will.
13:41Prove it.
13:43The first time that we met, I was in a holding cell.
13:47I asked you why you were in there.
13:49And you looked me dead in the eye and you said,
13:51Elder Abuse.
13:54A banger ma.
13:55Your middle name is Marion.
13:58Got a thing where you say your favorite drink is a Johnny Red.
14:01But the reality is, it's a mango flavor.
14:04I'm a white clone.
14:07You're a fucking pussy.
14:08You gotta stash some getaway money underneath your aunt's above ground pool.
14:14Which is just fucking stupid.
14:16And you lost your virginity with Stevie Rizzo's sister in a handicapped bathroom at the Jersey City Mall type place.
14:23Should I keep going, you fucking hoe?
14:24Jesus Christ!
14:34It's you, boss!
14:36It's me.
14:37Oh, oh, oh.
14:37Good to see you!
14:39It's good to see you still.
14:40You got a broken rib.
14:42Yeah, no, no, no.
14:42I heard.
14:43I heard.
14:43You know who the other kid was?
14:45Dane Flanagan.
14:46Hatch Flanagan's son.
14:49Hatch Flanagan.
14:49Yeah, that's that our enforcer, the guy that I almost didn't hire because he was too brutal.
14:53That Hatch Flanagan.
14:53Yeah, yeah.
14:54So what?
14:54If the kid's anything like his father, he's a fucking sociopath.
14:58Listen.
14:59You need anything.
15:00You call me.
15:02Thank you, Ben.
15:03It's good to have you back, boss.
15:05It's good to be back.
15:06Listen, you little bitch.
15:26You got lucky in that fight.
15:30But after our suspensions are over, I am going to beat you.
15:34I am going to humiliate you, and then, you know, maybe I'm going to fucking kill you.
15:41You have no idea who you're messing with.
15:45Oh, really?
15:48Because I'm bigger than you.
15:50I'm stronger than you.
15:53I'm richer than you.
15:54My dad is a fucking mob voice.
16:00You're not...
16:01Vinny, it's time to take back what's mine.
16:17Are your parents coming to pick you up?
16:20Not exactly.
16:21How you doing?
16:33How you been?
16:35We're good to go, boss.
16:42Welcome back home, boss.
16:44I think it sounds like you're ready for high school, man.
17:01I think it sounds like you're ready for high school, man.
17:03I think it sounds like you're ready for high school, man.
17:04I think it sounds like you're ready for high school, man.
17:05I think it sounds like you're ready for high school, man.
17:06I think it sounds like you're ready for high school, man.
17:07I think it sounds like you're ready for high school, man.
17:08I think it sounds like you're ready for high school, man.
17:09I think it sounds like you're ready for high school, man.
17:10I think it sounds like you're ready for high school, man.
17:11I think it sounds like you're ready for high school, man.
17:12I think it sounds like you're ready for high school, man.
17:13I think it sounds like you're ready for high school, man.
17:14I think it sounds like you're ready for high school, man.
17:45So what are we thinking?
17:53Well, I just need to see.
17:55So, uh, just give me whatever the kids are getting.
18:05So glad you're back at school.
18:07Yeah.
18:08I mean, they threatened to expel me for being a bad piece of shit, but, yeah, I know it will never happen.
18:14I mean, they know that my dad is a mobster and that he'd kill them if they did.
18:21I mean, they're not going to risk their lives as some goth freak.
18:25Where is that weak bitch anyway? I haven't seen him in a while.
18:28Probably transferred out, you know, after I scared the shit out of them.
18:32Good.
18:34Ugly little toe gave me the crates.
18:36Don't worry, babe.
18:37I'll never see that little pussy ever again.
18:55Whoa.
18:57Who's that?
18:57Oh, my God.
19:03I'm in love.
19:09Who the hell are you?
19:11You don't recognize me.
19:13Bitch.
19:16Here?
19:17Things have changed.
19:24Clearly.
19:27Now, if any of you even look at me the wrong way or get in my way, I'll take everything you have.
19:32Cool.
19:34I have to go.
19:35I have class.
19:37Yeah, whatever.
19:40You're a dead man walking.
19:42Kaden, you look different.
19:44Paige, what the fuck?
19:48Yeah, I, um, I got a haircut.
19:52That must be it.
19:54Come on, bitches.
19:55Holy.
19:57You should come hang out with us tonight.
19:58We're going to Club Razor.
20:00Dane's got an in, so you don't even need a fake ID.
20:05I mean, you think for one second that I'm going to let this piece of shit sneak up.
20:09Oh, don't worry, Dane.
20:10That's kind of you, but I don't need Ari having him.
20:13Please.
20:15Even if you somehow snuck in, uh, you'll never get a table.
20:19Why don't you want to stand with all the commoners on the dance floor?
20:24I'm a VIP there.
20:26I'll get us a VIP table.
20:28Oh, VIP.
20:29That's great.
20:29So then you must know about the, uh, the darkroom.
20:32What the fuck?
20:33I've never heard of any darkroom.
20:38Yeah, of course.
20:40I'm going there all the time.
20:41No way.
20:47I heard about the darkroom on TikTok.
20:49That's where Sabrina Carpenter rings out in season town.
20:52It's true.
20:53Wow, Dane.
20:54So you can get us all in there.
20:55I can get us in there.
20:58You're not fighting there.
20:59Make a bet.
21:03If you can get us all in there, which I totally believe you, I'll drop out of school.
21:08But if you can't, and I can, then you have to crawl across the whole quad, and your underwear, and kiss my feet.
21:26Just for fun.
21:27Screw you.
21:31Screw you.
21:38You.
21:41Thanks.
21:45Hey, how do you even think you're going to get in, huh?
21:47Give the bouncer a handjob?
21:49That's funny.
21:53No.
21:54I'll just remind everyone who owns the place.
21:57And ladies?
21:59We're something nice.
22:05What the fuck was that, you studs?
22:09There's no fucking way am I going to lose this bet.
22:13Holy shit, Dane.
22:30I can't believe you got us into this place.
22:32Dude, we are probably the only high schoolers that have ever set foot in here.
22:35Dude, be cool.
22:38And why do you two look like your cat just died?
22:40You're literally in the coolest club in the city.
22:44I'm just PMSing because Caden didn't even show up.
22:46We should have waited for him longer.
22:48Oh, my God.
22:49Why do you care about that freak?
22:52So, he went on his unbick or something, but he's so gross.
22:57Hey, Matt.
22:58Let's get a drink.
22:59Nah, nah.
23:00I got us a table, and I'll tell him who I am, and they'll grade us to the dark room.
23:04Okay.
23:05Excuse me, sir.
23:06Get the fuck off me.
23:06You see my last name?
23:13Flanagan.
23:14Mm-hmm.
23:15You have any idea who my father is?
23:17Hatch Flanagan.
23:19As in the very dangerous and high-ranking member of the criminal organization that owns this club.
23:26I'm aware, sir.
23:28Your party has been upgraded to the dark room.
23:30Oh, shit.
23:34Damn.
23:35Follow me, please, sir.
23:36I didn't even need to tell him.
23:41Sorry, girls.
23:42Looks like your little crush is going to transfer schools.
23:51Fuck.
23:51Fuck.
23:53Welcome to the dark room.
23:56Please.
24:02Have a drink.
24:02Make yourself comfortable.
24:03I'm glad you're here.
24:06Except for you, Dane.
24:08Would hate for you to have a hangover before you have to cross the quad tonight.
24:20Please, please, have a seat.
24:21Cut the shit.
24:27Asshole.
24:29It was my dad's name got us in here.
24:32Now, how about you stop drinking our alcohol and you get the fuck out of here?
24:40It was your dad who got you in here.
24:45I mean, it sure as hell wasn't yours.
24:46Now, see, you guys might not know this, but Caden's dad is also in the O'Connell gang.
24:52He mops the floors.
24:54Oh, my God.
24:55No wonder you smell like trash all the time.
24:58They have no idea that I'm really the boss of the O'Connell gang.
25:02No, I have a little idea.
25:04Would you want to stay here, hang out with us?
25:07Then how about you mop the fucking floor like your daddy?
25:14Bring me a mop and bucket.
25:15Yeah, that's not going to happen.
25:17Don't you have any idea who my father is?
25:20That's enough.
25:27You could please go get the mop and bucket.
25:29That would be great.
25:30If you'd be so kind to please get a mop and bucket, that'd actually be great.
25:44Dude, why is she listening to him?
25:48Yeah, if you're the one who got us in here, she should be listening to you.
25:51You dumb.
25:52He's probably paying her or something.
25:55Now get him out of my seat.
25:57I wouldn't do that if I were you.
26:02Unless both of you want all the bouncers in here to break you in half.
26:05Just the truth.
26:05You don't scare us.
26:12Yeah.
26:13We know who you are.
26:15A fat nerd freak.
26:18Who's too poor to belong in a place like this?
26:22Yeah.
26:23We beat your ass once.
26:25We'll do it again.
26:26Or even better.
26:28I call my dad.
26:29He comes down here and we'll then, then transferring schools.
26:33That's the least of your issues.
26:34Oh, my God.
26:36His dad will kill you.
26:38Like, literally.
26:40Dude, you're gonna die.
26:43For real, son.
26:44Yeah.
26:46You know what?
26:46I think I will call him.
26:48Tell him you're disrespecting him, me, and this club.
26:53You're mopping buckets, sir.
27:00You know what?
27:01They didn't call your dad.
27:04Or you'd raise the stakes.
27:11What do you think?
27:16You'd raise the stakes.
27:22Nah.
27:24Nah.
27:26I am sick of your shit.
27:29I'd rather see my dad flay you alive.
27:34I'm calling him.
27:36You can call him.
27:37If you're a daddy's bitch.
27:41Or you can just talk to your daddy's boss.
27:43He's right through that door.
27:44It's just through there.
27:45What are you talking about?
27:55You see, there's a VIP.
27:56And there's ultra VIP, which, welcome.
28:01There's a third VIP.
28:02There's a third VIP, which is so secret, that it probably shouldn't even exist.
28:09Because it's only for gang members and their special guests.
28:13I've never heard of that room.
28:14I've never seen it on TikTok.
28:15Well, sweetie, that's probably because if it was ever posted on TikTok, whoever did that would be at the bottom of the Hudson River with two bullets in the back of their heads.
28:23So, Dane.
28:32What do you say?
28:39You raised the stakes a bit.
28:40If you can take your preppy little ass through that door and not be stopped, I'll get on the ground right now.
28:54I will mop up for you while you guys party.
28:57And at the end of the night, you can come and watch me be beat to death.
28:59But, if you can't, and I can, you drink this.
29:11And, just for fun, you crawl across the quad in her underwear.
29:20You crawl across the quad in her underwear.
29:25I should kick your ass right now.
29:26Dane, calm down.
29:30Paige!
29:31Maybe you should just leave now.
29:32I don't want you to get hurt.
29:36You're going to regret that.
29:38Yeah.
29:39Why don't you come over and make me?
29:42Because I don't need to.
29:47So.
29:48Dane.
29:50Do we have a deal?
29:59And all I have to do is walk through that door.
30:02That's right.
30:03You go through that door.
30:05I'll get on my hands and knees.
30:07I'll go wash your shoes for you.
30:09And you get to watch me get beat to death.
30:11Oh, you, my friend, are a fucking idiot.
30:17Damn.
30:18Deal.
30:22Bad move, idiot.
30:23Should you get the mop?
30:25I'm so glad I'll never have to see his face again.
30:29He's a fucking idiot.
30:41He's a fucking idiot.
30:43What do you think you do?
30:48Get the fuck off me.
30:49This is a restricted room.
30:51Yeah, and I'm allowed in.
30:52You know, for my daddy.
30:58Daddy's not here.
30:59What are you talking?
31:11Just right now.
31:13I'm your fucking daddy.
31:15Get him on his knees.
31:21Open.
31:22No.
31:23Look.
31:24You.
31:25You son of a bitch.
31:29Paige, Emma, would you like to go to a real VIP room?
31:55Also, take everyone else to the quad at Lockwood High School.
31:58I'll be with them all shortly.
31:59Understood.
32:02It's time to pay up, bitch.
32:11Hope you don't mind.
32:12We may have to get out.
32:13This is happening.
32:14Hey, do it.
32:15Hi.
32:16Don't fool this.
32:17I don't fool this.
32:18Yes, you are.
32:24Now, come on, Danny boy.
32:27Get on your knees.
32:28Let's go.
32:28Do it.
32:29We're going to do it.
32:29Do it.
32:30It's time.
32:31Yeah.
32:35Eat it.
32:35Eat it.
32:37Eat it.
32:37Do it.
32:38Do it.
32:38Do it.
32:40Come on.
32:40Do it.
32:41Do it.
32:42Oh!
32:42Oh!
32:43Oh!
32:43Oh!
32:44Yeah!
32:44Oh!
32:45Oh!
32:45Oh!
32:45Oh!
32:46Oh!
32:47Oh!
32:47Oh!
32:48Oh!
32:48Oh!
32:48Oh!
32:49Oh!
32:50Oh!
32:51You did it again!
33:21I'm scared for you!
33:23I'm scared for you!
33:25Stop!
33:27Stop!
33:29Stop!
33:31Oh my goodness!
33:33Now,
33:35kiss my feet.
33:41Kiss my feet.
33:43Go on.
33:45A deal's a deal.
33:51Oh no!
33:59Please!
34:01It sucks, we only got to go into the club for a few minutes.
34:09And you wanna go back?
34:11But we have school tomorrow.
34:13And the club is still open.
34:15It sucks, we only got to go into the club for a few minutes.
34:21And you wanna go back?
34:23But we have school tomorrow.
34:25And the club is still open.
34:27I have a few hours.
34:29Yes, yes, yes.
34:33We'll be back and forth.
34:35We'll be back after theoney lave.
34:37We came home.
34:39We'll be back after the 24-houréźł.
34:41We'll be back after the evening.
34:43And then we'll be back after the day.
34:45We'll be back after the night.
34:47Yes, yes.
34:49And after the night,
34:50we'll be back after the night.
34:52Dad, I need a favor.
35:04I want you to have someone killed.
35:10Now, that is only going to be true as long as X is zero.
35:13Now, what happens if we increase that amount?
35:16Well, it's going to do something a little bit different to the equation here.
35:19Now, if we take a look at X plug-in one, that's going to change it.
35:25Oof. Calculus.
35:27I mean, I have a gift when it comes to calculus, but still.
35:32It's not going to listen to calculus. I'm going to hang over it.
35:34If we increase...
35:37Mr. Sullivan!
35:39Please, sit down.
35:41You're an asshole with your teacher.
35:52So nice of you to join us.
35:55After retiring from your career as a human punching bag.
36:01And why don't you head up here?
36:02Solve the problem on the board.
36:03That's not fair, Mr. Thompson.
36:07He's been suspended. He hasn't learned any of this.
36:09Yeah, plus the entire class got that question wrong when we tried.
36:13We only know the answer because you gave it to us.
36:15Well, then this should be enlightening, then.
36:18I could do that in my sleep.
36:21Chopped up, Mr. Sullivan.
36:23Unless you left your brain at home today.
36:26No, I can do it.
36:27Caden, that's an advanced calculus problem.
36:32You haven't learned it.
36:33You probably never will.
36:35Go back to your seat.
36:38How about I just take a try?
36:39I'm not going to waste everyone's time just so you can make a fool out of yourself.
36:44What is he doing?
36:45Just sit down, Caden. It's okay.
36:47Yeah, just sit down.
36:49Go read your MAGA hentai or whatever.
36:51Now, as I was saying, this problem is incredibly complicated, but you will be able to do it in time.
37:04Those of you that are passing, at least.
37:08What are you still doing here?
37:10Let me try to solve this problem.
37:11If I can get it right, then you have to apologize for being wrong about me.
37:15In front of everybody.
37:16If you can solve that problem, then I'll eat my shoe.
37:23Oh!
37:27Okay, well, Mr. Sullivan's decided to give us a show.
37:41Okay, well, Mr. Sullivan's decided to give us a show.
37:46He'll need the first derivative of the numerator and then the denominator.
38:04Wait, he's applying L'Hopital's rule. How does he know that?
38:07So the x with 0 still gets you 0 over 0.
38:11So I need to do a second differentiation.
38:16That's enough!
38:23What the fuck?
38:25That's enough!
38:29What the fuck?
38:30Language, Mr. Sullivan.
38:34The mistakes you were making were too painful.
38:36I don't want to embarrass you in front of everyone.
38:38But he didn't make mistakes.
38:40Let him finish, Mr. Thompson.
38:42It's okay. It's fine.
38:43That's the spirit, Mr. Sullivan.
38:46You don't feel bad.
38:47Some people just aren't made for advanced mathematics.
38:50Oh, I'm sorry.
38:52No.
38:53I mean, it was okay.
38:55Because I solved the rest of the problem already in my head.
38:58What?
38:59You see, you have to apply L'Hopital three times.
39:03Otherwise, the results are going to be indeterminate.
39:05Which is what makes it tricky, isn't it?
39:13Because if the cosine of 0 is 1, and x equals 0, then that means that the answer and the limit would be negative 20.
39:22How did you?
39:27You're all right.
39:29It's negative 20.
39:33That is incorrect.
39:38Excuse me, Mr. Thompson.
39:39The answer is negative 20.
39:41You said so yourself last week.
39:42Well, you cheated.
39:55A person like you could never solve a problem like that without cheating.
40:00I just want to make sure that you all are hearing this, clown.
40:02I solved this problem with no help from anyone completely on my own standing here by myself.
40:08Do not talk back to me, Mr. Sullivan, in my classroom.
40:12Go see Principal Daniels.
40:15No.
40:17Sorry, I can't do that.
40:19Not until you apologize to me and part of the entire class, as you promised.
40:25Listen to me, you little shit.
40:27There are two kinds of students in this world.
40:29The ones with bright futures, and the ones that are brainless, hopeless, penniless, worthless.
40:41Worthless.
40:43You know, that's interesting.
40:44Because the way I see it, there are two types of teachers in this world.
40:48Those who aren't psychopathic assholes.
40:56Principal's office now!
40:59Okay.
41:00I'll go.
41:01Just don't piss your pants.
41:04Again.
41:10Wait, what are you?
41:15Mr. Sullivan, I'm talking to you!
41:17Mr. Sullivan, what are you doing back here?
41:29You don't belong here.
41:32See, that's where you're wrong.
41:34Because you're the one that doesn't belong.
41:36What are you talking about?
41:38Class, I hate to be the one to inform you.
41:40But if you would, please say goodbye to Mr. Thompson.
41:42Because today will be his last day of employment with us.
41:46I don't think so, laggard.
41:48You're nothing but a stupid teenage son of a low-level gangster.
41:51Correction.
41:52I'm the stupid teenage son of a high-level gangster.
41:55To fire me?
41:56You'll have to deal with the board.
41:59The union.
42:00And a whole bunch of lawyers.
42:02None of which you know how to do.
42:04Now get out of my class!
42:06You know what?
42:09I'm sorry, everyone.
42:12You're right.
42:13I don't know how to deal with any of those people.
42:16So.
42:18But you know what gangsters do know how to do?
42:21Full security fights.
42:23Like, I don't know how to come for each other.
42:28Who said you could speak, bitch?
42:31Excuse me?
42:32You are fucking experienced!
42:36How did you even know about it?
42:40Did you hear that?
42:43Oh.
42:44That's just the sound of your employment ending.
42:50How did you even know about it?
42:52You guys hear that?
42:53Oh.
42:53That's just the sound of your employment ending.
42:57Mr. Thompson.
42:58Please get your things and come with me now.
43:01What?
43:01Jerry, now.
43:02Fuck you.
43:06I'll get you, you gangster piece of trash.
43:11I know powerful people.
43:13It's true.
43:16But not as powerful as me.
43:22Not as powerful as I am.
43:25No.
43:30No, he can't be.
43:32No.
43:33No.
43:34No.
43:37Well.
43:39I think it's safe to say...
43:41Class dismissed.
43:42It's me.
44:08mr johnson i work for the school district apparently there was an incident in the
44:15quad last night night need to get your version of the story i recognize him he's not with the
44:23school district he's a hitman for hire where we going come with me where
44:31i'm out of the locker room somewhere private i don't want to embarrass you
44:39what are we doing in the locker room
44:56ah this is where you kill yourself flash your wrists i don't think so turn around kid
45:07all right you tell me who hired you i'll let you walk i'll let you live
45:18you really think you have any right to make commands
45:22do you have any idea who i am i do you're pierre lebeau mid-level hitman for hire
45:33do you have any idea who i am
45:34nope i really don't care well you should
45:40mr lebeau please meet my associate vincent bergini acting head of the o'connell crime
45:49family last chance who hired you you did
45:53what the fuck or at least someone from the o'connell crime family
46:00call me and ask me to make it look like an accident
46:03if you ever try to kill a kid again i would personally cut off your balls and stuff them in your mouth
46:16you'll get me all right all right get the fuck out of me
46:21it's okay it's okay now why would he have the balls to order a hit without going through first
46:29well that's just a thing a lot of guys are trying to grab the throne because you're gone
46:34well then it's time i come back and
46:40put these bozos in line
46:43to do that i'm gonna need the o'connell family token
46:47well i got bad news for you
46:49well i got Raven
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