00:33Yes, sir, including a ferocious mountain lion, addressed to the St. Louis Zoo.
00:40Ferocious indeed. I'm as gentle as a flea, after thirty lashes with a bullwhip.
00:47Where do they get that stuff? Where do they get that stuff?
00:52Stone walls do not a prison make, nor iron bars a cage.
00:57So exit, stage left.
01:01As a friend of mine, Quick Draw McGraw says,
01:04Ooh, that's smart.
01:09The St. Louis Lou, now sailing for Natchez, Mobile, Chattanooga, and St. Louis. All aboard.
01:19Heavens to Murgatroyd. A hacksaw, conveniently placed.
01:24With which to hacksaw my way, to freedom even.
01:36Ah, Old Man River, with its levees, and bayous, and all that Mark Twain jazz.
01:43Pardon me, sir, but aren't you a little old lion?
01:47Madam, your perception's keen. I am a lion. It's your little old service.
01:53That's what our little old thought you were. Well, here goes.
01:58Ah! There's a lion aboard.
02:02Of course there's a lion aboard. He's caged.
02:06That's what you little old think. Look!
02:09Stone walls do not a prison make, nor iron bars a cage.
02:14If you happen to have a little old hacksaw.
02:18I think I'll go to my room and throw a little old faint.
02:23Hold it there, you ferocious beast, or I'll fire. So help me.
02:28I ain't gonna help you, sir. So exit. Stage right.
02:32Once around the deck. Twice around the deck. Eleven times around the deck.
02:49Oh, for sure. So you're out of bullets, eh?
02:54Looks that way. Where's your bravado now?
02:57Why don't you fight me fair and square? Mark as the Queensborough bridge rules.
03:02Or mayhap a little judo. Care the Indian wrestle?
03:06How's about a little tug-of-war even?
03:10What do you know? It was only stuck.
03:13Don't tell me your troubles. Exit. Stage left.
03:19Now where did that fool lion go?
03:22Lion overboard. Going down for the third and last time.
03:28Oh, well. St. Louis Zoo will have to accept my I.O.U. for one lion.
03:34Pardon me, Captain Sir. I'm Memphis Mortimer, the riverboat gambler.
03:40This is the river. This is the boat. But where's the game?
03:45In the gambling Ceylon, Mr. Memphis Mortimer, sir.
03:48Where else? Where else?
03:51That Memphis Mortimer is the luckiest gambler on the Mississippi.
03:55I know. I know. He cleaned me out.
03:57I got a full house. King's High, sir.
04:00An eye of five aces. And a full house. King's High, sir.
04:05Shucks. That cleans me.
04:08Except for a little egg on your vest. It sure does.
04:12Stick them up, gentlemen. Si vous prie.
04:14It's K.G. Cravat, the dastardly river pirate.
04:18That is correct. Now please to put your money on the table.
04:22We had no money. We had no money.
04:24Memphis Mortimer done one at all.
04:26Just one of my lucky days.
04:28Would you like to try your luck?
04:31You'll try my patience.
04:33No. You try mine.
04:35How's about a little game of poker?
04:38Damp Jack's Wild.
04:40Gin Rummy.
04:41Chemmy de Fur.
04:42Whist.
04:43Old Maid.
04:44Young Maid.
04:45Tiddlywinks.
04:46Patsy, maybe.
04:48Tennis, anyone?
04:50Or isn't tennis your racket?
04:52You get it? You get it?
04:54Get this.
04:55Exit like anything. Stage left. Once around the deck. Twice around the deck. Heavens to Murgatroyd.
05:12The money quick.
05:13Oh, I get it. All this skulking about. This beating around the bush. These sly innuendos of yours. Why don't you come right out and say it? You're spoiling for a fight. So I'll put you on ice.
05:28A fight, huh? Okay. We will fight a duel for the money. Name your weapons.
05:35Water pistols at a hundred miles. A hundred miles. Get it?
05:40Get this.
05:42Exit. Stage right.
05:46What are you? Some kind of a nut or something?
05:51I am KG Cravat. The king of the river parrots.
05:55And I am Snagglepuss. King of the jungle.
05:59Ah! Only the lion is king of the jungle.
06:02Oh, is he in for a rude awakening? Don't go away.
06:07What do I look like? An old canoe?
06:11Events to Mr. Murgatroyd. He is a lion. Exit. Stage overboard.
06:18And for ridding us of the river parrot cravat, you shall get a reward.
06:28Do tell. What kind of reward? A free home with free meals for life.
06:35Who could ask for anything more? Lead me to it. Lead me to it.
06:41He cares. My hood's been winked. Give my regards to the St. Louis Zoo.
06:50Lion overboard. And this time, I ain't kidding around.
06:55Hey, Cravat! Wait for me! I'm going to Gay Parade, too!
07:01Alouette, janty alouette. And all that Frenchy type jazz-a-rooney.
