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00:00:00Oh my God, Henley.
00:00:06Oh my God.
00:00:09You're covered in coffee.
00:00:13Yeah, of course.
00:00:14I came as soon as I got Mom's message.
00:00:16What happened?
00:00:17I skipped breakfast and fainted on the track.
00:00:20It's no big deal.
00:00:21You had me so worried.
00:00:23It would take more than an empty stomach to kill me off.
00:00:26You're right.
00:00:27You know what, let me go grab you some food.
00:00:29Okay?
00:00:30Mm-hmm.
00:00:31Can we have anything?
00:00:33I'm afraid it's the situation.
00:00:36Mom?
00:00:37I'm sorry.
00:00:38The doctor has some bad news.
00:00:40What?
00:00:41I'm sorry.
00:00:42Your sister has leukemia.
00:00:44Our insurance is expired.
00:00:47There's no way we can pay for her treatment.
00:00:49Don't worry, I'll figure something out.
00:00:51You just go and look after Henley for a moment, okay?
00:00:54Okay.
00:00:55Okay?
00:00:59Oh my God.
00:01:02What am I gonna do?
00:01:04I'm only on minimum wage.
00:01:06There are other ways to pay.
00:01:09Tell me, are you single?
00:01:11What?
00:01:12What's that gonna do with anything?
00:01:14It might just save your sister's life.
00:01:16A deluxe mail order ride service?
00:01:39Hello.
00:01:40You got your best dress, Harry Douglas.
00:01:43We found you a bidder.
00:01:44We'll see you later.
00:01:45We'll see you later.
00:01:57Your Royal Highness, Princess Dima has arrived.
00:02:24Excellent. We can finally confirm our engagement.
00:02:27The thing is, we're not exactly sure where in the castle she is. She was last seen speaking to your cousin.
00:02:32Marcus is here.
00:02:34We'll find out before he starts any trouble.
00:02:36No need. I know exactly where he'll be.
00:02:48Dima!
00:02:50Edward!
00:02:52I'm sorry, my love. I don't know what came over me.
00:02:56I do. She wanted a taste of the true heir to the throne.
00:03:02Your majesty, please.
00:03:05No.
00:03:06If either of you step foot in this palace again, I will have you both executed for treatment.
00:03:22Now get out.
00:03:28I guess there won't be a royal wedding after all.
00:03:32It took years to arrange your marriage to Princess Dima.
00:03:44And now you're throwing our new alliance with Lathina away?
00:03:48I wasn't the one fucking someone else on the throne.
00:03:52You watch your language, boy.
00:03:54She was having sex with cousin Marcus on our seat of power.
00:03:58The one he craves for himself.
00:04:01Surely you can't expect me to still marry her.
00:04:03I'll travel to Lathina and clear up your mess.
00:04:06But there will be a royal wedding.
00:04:10You are to find a new bride worthy of this crown.
00:04:16I'll travel for you.
00:04:33Thank you very much.
00:04:38Harry Douglas spread your arms please um we agreed that our first date wouldn't be physical but
00:04:53is that really necessary your bag please you're not my date are you
00:05:01I shouldn't have signed up for this no I'm sorry I think I'm just gonna go
00:05:06ma'am you're a highness
00:05:14Prince Edward
00:05:22his royal highness Prince Edward Piercement of Australia that's your service
00:05:26R.E. Douglas of Queens
00:05:31not a bad start this is a joke right I mean why would a prince need a mail order
00:05:36bride I read your profile you're smart beautiful talented you're hiding
00:05:44something you don't want money you need it you don't know anything about me
00:05:49precisely so you're going to change that or should I just assume that you are a
00:05:55gold digger like all the rest
00:05:57you have a great day your highness
00:06:03back to the airport sir no follow her
00:06:17how are you feeling today
00:06:24why do people keep treating me like I'm dying we're just worried about you
00:06:28what's wrong I think I'm hallucinating what is that Prince Edward
00:06:38oh what the hell are you doing here
00:06:41Ari you're speaking to literal royalty
00:06:43it's all right we bumped into each other as I toured the hospital and I was a little rude
00:06:49I apologize Miss Douglas
00:06:51could I have a word outside
00:06:55you're doing this for your sister well done gold star for the prince if you marry me I will pay for her whole treatment anything she needs
00:07:15wait you're serious yes but if you'll permit me there is one last thing I must test
00:07:26what now
00:07:42I love you sis
00:07:55Australian tradition dictates that you mustn't see each other again until your wedding day
00:08:07what so he just kissed me and left
00:08:09I'm to escort you to Australia as soon as you're done here
00:08:11but I must gas you to keep the engagement a secret
00:08:14why
00:08:14every move a royal mech is in the spotlight
00:08:17it's just one of the many things you're going to have to get used to
00:08:20and fast
00:08:21your new life
00:08:23starts nine
00:08:25ma'am
00:08:37this is Prince Edward's younger brother
00:08:39Prince Xavier
00:08:40oh hi
00:08:41greetings your royal highness
00:08:45my god
00:09:03did nobody even teach you how to curtsy
00:09:05god I'm sorry
00:09:13although that really was the worst curtsy I think I've ever seen
00:09:19so you're the famous Harry Douglas I've heard so much about
00:09:23I'm Edward's younger
00:09:25funnier
00:09:26more handsome
00:09:27more charismatic little brother
00:09:29sorry you ended up with the dad
00:09:31but um
00:09:32hey
00:09:34we still have time to fall in love
00:09:35run away before the wedding
00:09:37come with me
00:09:39this is our little fixer-upper
00:09:47your room is round about the 312th on the left
00:09:52I imagine you want to settle in and rest
00:09:55but
00:09:56already late for our first appointment
00:10:01good
00:10:04I'm
00:10:05blessed
00:10:07excellent
00:10:12thank you
00:10:13thank you
00:10:19for being the only one
00:10:21I can do
00:10:22thank you
00:10:22thank you
00:10:24I'm
00:10:24thank you
00:10:26thank you
00:10:26thank you
00:10:28thank you
00:10:28you
00:10:29thank you
00:10:29thank you
00:10:29thank you
00:10:30From rags to riches, let's make you a princess.
00:10:43Yes, Queen. Or should I say, yes, future Queen.
00:11:04I've never seen myself like this.
00:11:07Let's drop those heels.
00:11:13Why did Edward find a savage?
00:11:20Isn't it obvious? She's a whore.
00:11:23You must have fallen in love with her, almost between her legs.
00:11:28She'll be gone as soon as he gets bored of fucking a present.
00:11:40Go away!
00:11:43So this is true.
00:11:50Who are you?
00:11:52Your predecessor.
00:11:55You have a very pretty face.
00:12:01If you want to keep it that way, leave while you still can.
00:12:06Is that a threat?
00:12:08No, no, it's a warning.
00:12:10Edward is not the man he makes out to be.
00:12:13And trust me, my darling, you weren't the first one to fall for his trap.
00:12:28Harry?
00:12:29Harry?
00:12:30Harry, you're not leaving are you?
00:12:35Harry?
00:12:37Harry?
00:12:38I've been transferred to the best cancer hospital in Manhattan.
00:12:51My treatment's being paid for by some anonymous donor.
00:13:06That's great, hen.
00:13:08I feel like I can finally breathe again.
00:13:10Oh, gotta go.
00:13:12Dog's here.
00:13:13Love you.
00:13:14Love you.
00:13:15Harry?
00:13:16Harry?
00:13:17It's your big day.
00:13:19Harry?
00:13:20Harry?
00:13:21Harry?
00:13:22It's your big day.
00:13:27Okay.
00:13:33Let's get this over with.
00:13:34You look radiant.
00:13:59I'm sorry, it's not the royal wedding you might have expected.
00:14:03My father...
00:14:04I'm just doing this for Henley.
00:14:06Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join this man and this woman in holy matrimony.
00:14:12Prince Edward, you're about.
00:14:15Harry, though it was circumstance that brought us together, it is love that will bind us.
00:14:24With this ring, I commit to you my heart, my spirit, and my soul.
00:14:31Let us share our lives until they are well spent, and spend them well, together.
00:14:40Do you, Edward, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
00:14:44I do.
00:14:45And do you, Ariana, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?
00:14:55I do.
00:14:57Then I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:15:01You may kiss the bride.
00:15:02Arrest that man!
00:15:05Arrest that man!
00:15:07Arrest that man!
00:15:14What's the meaning of this?
00:15:15You know exactly what you did, you bastard.
00:15:18Explain yourself.
00:15:19Last night, Prince Edward here decided to pay a little visit to my beloved fiancé.
00:15:27What fiancé?
00:15:29Princess Dima.
00:15:30I only went there to retrieve the royal wedding ring.
00:15:40And this is what he did to me when I refused to give it to him.
00:15:43That is a lie!
00:15:44Take him away!
00:15:46You don't believe them, do you, Ari?
00:15:50Ari?
00:15:51Ari?
00:15:53Ari!
00:15:55Ari!
00:16:03Comfortable, cousin?
00:16:05You scoundrel!
00:16:09It was you that put those Brutus on Dima.
00:16:12What do you care?
00:16:14Besides, we've got your American Barbie Princess now anyway.
00:16:17What happened to you?
00:16:19We used to be like brothers.
00:16:20If we were brothers, then there wouldn't be a problem.
00:16:23I'd already have the crown.
00:16:26That's what this is about.
00:16:29Discredit me in order to steal my birthright.
00:16:31It's just as much my birthright as it is yours.
00:16:34My father should have fought for what was rightfully his.
00:16:36He was a younger twin!
00:16:37By what?
00:16:38Twelve minutes, was it?
00:16:40Your father was only given the airship because he was the favourite son.
00:16:44And you are willing to destroy our family over such nonsense?
00:16:51I am.
00:16:53But it doesn't have to go that way, cousin.
00:16:56Simply relinquish your claim to the throne to me and I'll drop the charges.
00:17:01They won't stand anyway.
00:17:02Oh, they will.
00:17:04I have every High Court judge in my back pocket.
00:17:07If you even try and take this to trial, I will ruin you.
00:17:12I will ruin you.
00:17:42You've reached the chicken pen, but it's all out of hens.
00:17:48Leave a message and I'll clock you back.
00:18:12Come on, please.
00:18:13Come on.
00:18:14Come on.
00:18:15Come on.
00:18:16Come on...
00:18:17Come on.
00:18:18Come on.
00:18:20Call him.
00:18:21That's gonna take some getting used to.
00:18:35getting used to it's an honor to finally meet your majesty i wish i could say the same
00:19:00it's good that you're here though sign this
00:19:08an annulment agreement well i presume your ridiculous marriage has not been consummated
00:19:12yet due to my son's situation sign the contract and let's end this foolishness
00:19:20i can't you can and you will no edward promised me that he'd pay for my sister's cancelled
00:19:27situation and i can't let her down well if it's just the money you're here for have it
00:19:41this feels wrong either you sign or we force you to trust me we still keep some nasty traditions
00:19:50in this palace
00:20:02all right
00:20:09you asked me to find a bride worthy of the crown so i did the girls are commoner no father she is my wife
00:20:20i will not let you change that
00:20:32i'm so sorry for today i don't want your apologies i want the truth
00:20:39did you hurt princess dima
00:20:41no my cousin marcus is trying to smear my reputation why should i believe you
00:20:52why do you think you're here ari i don't know i was supposed to marry princess dima for political reasons
00:21:00when she cheated on me i made a vow to only marry the person that i wanted
00:21:07and then i found you we apparently know each other then give me a chance
00:21:14i saw how you would go to any length to save your sister and it resonated with me because
00:21:18i lost my mother to cancer
00:21:26edward
00:21:28ari i fell in love with your humanity
00:21:31and now i'm asking that you trust in mine
00:21:36i'm innocent
00:21:39edward you're shaking
00:21:53i never kissed the bride
00:22:01it's still our wedding day for another five minutes
00:22:15wow this hospital is amazing
00:22:27i can't believe you did all of this for me and my family edward
00:22:30i can't wait to tell them that we're married
00:22:38mom mom
00:22:42what's wrong
00:22:43and listen to koman
00:23:01so you ran off to get hitched while your sister fights for her life
00:23:05it wasn't like that
00:23:07what big shiny ring suggests otherwise
00:23:10edward is paying for him these treatments he's the reason she's in this hospital
00:23:16why what does he get out of it me you sold yourself to him is that what you're telling me
00:23:26friendly mom friendly
00:23:29this is dr mortimer
00:23:38my private physician
00:23:40i recommend we perform a stem cell transplant right away
00:23:44it's risky but it could save henry's life
00:23:47ari your medical records shows you could be an ideal donor
00:23:51just show me where to sign doc
00:23:53i don't even know this person she's gonna be a quack
00:23:56if edward trusts him then so do i
00:23:58okay we will get both of you prepped for surgery immediately
00:24:17mom
00:24:17oh sweetheart here have some water
00:24:20he hasn't left your side
00:24:26i'm so sorry about before
00:24:30i was just struggling so much without you here
00:24:33and me
00:24:33she's still sleeping
00:24:36but the surgery was a success
00:24:40i can't believe what you did for your sister
00:24:43selling yourself to this man
00:24:44what they're saying about him
00:24:49in the papers
00:24:50it's all lies mom mom someone's trying to get him
00:24:55doctor
00:24:57ari's awake
00:24:58ari's awake
00:25:06ari's
00:25:09and
00:25:09i
00:25:15i
00:25:20i
00:25:21i
00:25:21i
00:25:23Edward!
00:25:32Edward!
00:25:41Fucking drop it, Pop!
00:25:43I'm not your pal.
00:25:54That wasn't very nice.
00:25:59Field trip's over.
00:26:00We need to get you and the princess to a safe house.
00:26:02No.
00:26:13How are you feeling now?
00:26:28Who the hell were they, Edward?
00:26:31They must have been sent by Marcus.
00:26:33He wants the throne that badly.
00:26:34Did he try and kill his own cousin?
00:26:37Try to put out your mind.
00:26:39I can't.
00:26:40I can't stop thinking about how close I came to losing you.
00:26:45I nearly lost you.
00:26:47You would have sacrificed yourself to save me.
00:26:51Why?
00:26:53You know why?
00:26:56Say it, Ari.
00:27:00Say it.
00:27:02Because I love you, Edward.
00:27:05I can't let you go.
00:27:10I can't.
00:27:11I can't.
00:27:12I can't let you go.
00:27:18May I be sorry any jeden 확인?
00:27:22I can't.
00:27:24I can't.
00:27:30I can't.
00:27:30amily Communalis.
00:27:32I can't.
00:27:32I can't.
00:27:35I can't really get you last night.
00:27:39Hello.
00:28:03I'm sorry, did I wake you?
00:28:06Oh, wow.
00:28:08Again?
00:28:09Yeah, well, he was going to take us to breakfast, but we're not allowed to be.
00:28:19Percy.
00:28:21So much for this being a safe room.
00:28:23Sorry, Your Highnesses, but we need to get you back to Australia right away.
00:28:26But I wanted to see Henley first.
00:28:29Yes, and I wanted to get some answers from the assassin.
00:28:31Well, that could be difficult. He's just been murdered in a cell.
00:28:34Someone didn't want him to talk.
00:28:37Marcus.
00:28:38I know it's not the perfect honeymoon, but we used to spend every Christmas at Oakwell when I was a boy.
00:28:54It was my mother's favourite place.
00:28:58No wonder. It's beautiful.
00:29:09Can I help you, sir?
00:29:10I'm here to escort Prince Edward and Princess Arya on their honeymoon.
00:29:13Prince Edward is welcome. The lady is not.
00:29:16Excuse me?
00:29:19King's orders, Your Highness. He doesn't recognise her as a member of the royal family.
00:29:23How dare you question my wife's legitimacy!
00:29:29I'll have you discharged!
00:29:31I'll deal with this.
00:29:37Let us through, lad. That's an order.
00:29:39Your order doesn't outtrack the King's.
00:29:41Actually, in matters of security, it does.
00:29:43There's currently a threat on the lives of both the Prince and the Princess.
00:29:48Do you want their deaths on your conscience?
00:29:56Easy.
00:29:57I'm sorry, my love. This is outrageous.
00:30:01Oh, believe me, this is not my first traffic fight.
00:30:04Let me show you how we resolve things the American way.
00:30:06Well, you've been about as useful as a screen door and a submarine kit.
00:30:25You know, I like this better than the palace. It feels more... I don't know.
00:30:50Like home.
00:30:51Yeah, if your home has 23 bathrooms, 30,000 acres, and a dozen horses, then sure.
00:30:58Oh!
00:30:59You'll love this.
00:31:02Every Christmas, we used to put a plane for the adults.
00:31:06Aw, were you Peter Pan?
00:31:08One year.
00:31:10And here is my costume from the Nutcracker.
00:31:15Oh!
00:31:19Prince Charming.
00:31:22At your service, Milene.
00:31:24Oh, my hero!
00:31:31It suits you.
00:31:33Well, maybe our kids will wear these one day.
00:31:37Good practice for the real thing.
00:31:38Ah, another family tradition. My first kill, in fact.
00:31:49Wait, you killed this stag?
00:31:54Edward, that's horrible.
00:31:56Edward, that's horrible.
00:31:57Well, no, it's heritage. There are mounts here, dating back to the 18th century.
00:32:07Oh, really? And did they use a guillotine to chop off their heads?
00:32:10You're being ridiculous.
00:32:13Me? I find it ridiculous, no barbaric, that you could butcher one of these creatures for sport.
00:32:18And we don't butcher them. We have the utmost respect for our game.
00:32:23Your game. Your game. If you had respect for your game, you wouldn't call it your game.
00:32:30God, how could it have been so wrong about you?
00:32:33What does that mean?
00:32:34You're just like one of them. A little snob with a big gun.
00:32:39You're judging me because of my class.
00:32:42Yes. Killing things to impress people, it's horrible.
00:32:47Beg your pardon? Not now, Percy.
00:32:48Not now, Percy.
00:32:49Apologies, your highnesses, but I think you're going to want to see this.
00:32:55How are you feeling now, your highness?
00:32:58See for yourself.
00:33:05Edward has to face justice.
00:33:08We can't be ruled by a criminal.
00:33:10The prince is innocent until proven guilty.
00:33:14And he'll have his day in court.
00:33:16There is something else you should know about him.
00:33:19Darling?
00:33:21He called off our wedding so that he could marry an American prostitute named Arie Douglas.
00:33:29How dare they?
00:33:31These people are not fit to wear the crown.
00:33:34We'd make a better king and queen than my cousin Edward and his yank, whore.
00:33:38A persuasive argument.
00:33:40Let's hope the public disagrees.
00:33:46You've not only brought this family into disrepute, Edward, but the crown itself.
00:33:52You really believe the accusations?
00:33:55Well, they tally with your reckless decision to marry this commoner.
00:33:58I'll give you one last chance to end this farce.
00:34:02Sign the annulment and we'll deny everything to the press.
00:34:09No.
00:34:11Arie is my wife.
00:34:13Now and forever.
00:34:14And forever.
00:34:16So be it.
00:34:18Your marriage stands.
00:34:20You honor me, father.
00:34:22I'm not only father to you.
00:34:24I'm father to this nation and I will not have you jeopardize the crown.
00:34:29Now, Xavier, you shall be my successor and the new crown prince of Estria.
00:34:37You can't do that.
00:34:42It goes against convention, but these are unconventional times.
00:34:46No, you can't do that because I don't want it.
00:34:50It's not about what you want.
00:34:52We're at war with your cousin.
00:34:54And maybe with Latina soon too.
00:34:56We need a show of strength.
00:34:58Giving in to Marcus's games?
00:35:00That's a show of strength?
00:35:02It wipes the slate clean.
00:35:05Xavier will be the new face of the monarchy.
00:35:08You'll marry a woman of stature and sire and heir.
00:35:16Are you blind?
00:35:21Or do you just ignore what's right in front of you?
00:35:23What are you talking about now?
00:35:25I won't marry.
00:35:29I won't have an heir.
00:35:31And I won't be king.
00:35:33Because I'm gay.
00:35:36The monarchy is above sexuality, Xavier.
00:35:41Is your crown too tight around the cranium?
00:35:44I'd rather renounce all my titles than continue living this lie.
00:35:48What have I done to deserve these boys?
00:35:51You know, that's a good question.
00:35:54You have two incredible brave sons.
00:35:57But you didn't do anything to deserve them.
00:35:58No, I'm warning you, father.
00:36:00No, honestly.
00:36:01It's okay.
00:36:02I've got this.
00:36:04You think I'm scared of you, Maxwell?
00:36:06I'm not.
00:36:08I'm just so disappointed.
00:36:10You see, I never met my dad.
00:36:12And when we first met, I thought I would finally feel what it's like to have a real father.
00:36:16And now, honestly, I'm...
00:36:19I'm...
00:36:21I wish I'd never found out.
00:36:23You say you're father to the nation.
00:36:26You're not even a good father to your own sons.
00:36:28You're not even a good father to your own sons.
00:36:49What's this?
00:36:51Oh, that's black pudding.
00:36:53It's, um, made from blood.
00:36:57You don't have to eat it.
00:36:59No, no, no, it's fine.
00:37:00I'll try it.
00:37:04Actually, I wanted to apologize for yesterday about the stack thing.
00:37:09After our argument with your dad, I kind of...
00:37:11I realized how different our upbringings were.
00:37:14It wasn't fair to judge you for that.
00:37:18I appreciate that.
00:37:20And, um, what you said to him too.
00:37:35Morning.
00:37:38The king has arranged for Princess Arie to make her first public appearance.
00:37:42What?
00:37:44He said, and I quote,
00:37:45Um, put that girl on TV. She's got some fire in her belly.
00:37:49He thinks we can beat Marcus by winning over the people.
00:37:53Well, that is great news.
00:37:55He did have one stipulation.
00:37:57You're to return to the palace, ma'am, for lessons in etiquette.
00:38:00And he'll be your personal tutor.
00:38:02Princess Arieana.
00:38:15Forgive me.
00:38:17My behavior has been unbecoming.
00:38:19Yeah, I don't really know what that means, but, um, apologies accepted.
00:38:32Estrians respect their kings, but they love their queens.
00:38:36So, we have to work on your decorum.
00:38:40Thankfully, you'll be learning from the best.
00:38:42That's not a very decorum-y thing to say, your majesty.
00:38:44The word you're looking for is decorous.
00:38:48And I'm not talking about myself.
00:38:50I'm talking about your mother-in-law.
00:38:58Christmas is a time of joy.
00:39:01Notice her posture.
00:39:03Her poise.
00:39:05As though you have an iron rod.
00:39:09This is your etiquette lesson, not mine.
00:39:11I am far.
00:39:12Repeat after.
00:39:13My husband and I...
00:39:14My husband and I...
00:39:16Would like to wish you a very merry Christmas.
00:39:20Well, you said all the words in with the right order.
00:39:25What was she like?
00:39:28A lot like you.
00:39:30She had a very kind way with people.
00:39:32Her charity work was her life.
00:39:35The boys were devastated to lose her.
00:39:38And you?
00:39:40It's never been the same without her.
00:39:44She's an inspiration?
00:39:45Yes.
00:39:47Our next queen has a lot to live up to.
00:39:50Good evening.
00:39:51Tonight I'm joined by Prince Edward's new bride, Princess Ariana.
00:39:55Welcome, Your Royal Highness.
00:39:57Good evening.
00:39:59Esther was shocked to learn about your recent marriage.
00:40:00Could you tell us more about how you met Prince Edward?
00:40:02We met in my hometown of Queens.
00:40:03Edward found that very serendipitous.
00:40:05Princess Dima alerts that you were working as a prostitute there.
00:40:08No, that is not true.
00:40:09So you are calling your fellow princess a liar?
00:40:10She was misandered.
00:40:11She was misandered.
00:40:12She was misandered.
00:40:13She was misandered.
00:40:14She was misandered.
00:40:15She was misandered.
00:40:16She was misandered.
00:40:17She was misandered.
00:40:18She was misandered.
00:40:19And she was misandered.
00:40:20So I would ask you again.
00:40:21Did Prince Edward ever pay for your services?
00:40:22No, not in that way.
00:40:23So he has paid you?
00:40:24I'd rather not discuss.
00:40:25Ma'am, the public has a right to know who their new princess really is.
00:40:30So I would ask you again.
00:40:31Did Prince Edward ever pay for your services?
00:40:33No, not in that way.
00:40:34So he has paid you?
00:40:35I'd rather not discuss.
00:40:36Ma'am, the public has a right to know who their new princess really is.
00:40:41So I would ask you again.
00:40:43Did Prince Edward ever pay for your services?
00:40:46So, I would ask you again, did Prince Edward ever pay you for your services?
00:41:07Alright, yes, he paid for me.
00:41:09I was his mail order bride.
00:41:11And maybe that's just as much as scandal, but marrying Prince Edward is the best thing that I have ever done.
00:41:20My sister was fighting cancer and I needed the money to save her.
00:41:24And he gave me that.
00:41:26But he gave me so much more.
00:41:29I'm not talking about the crown or the castles.
00:41:32I'm talking about his love and his kindness and his respect.
00:41:37And yes, I am calling Princess Demer a liar.
00:41:42I don't know why she wants to ruin us.
00:41:44Maybe she's bitter because Edward didn't forgive her after she was caught cheating on him with Prince Marcus.
00:41:50You can ask her about that.
00:41:52But what I do know is Edward is a good man.
00:41:56And yes, this started out as a transaction for sure.
00:41:59I needed the money to save my sister.
00:42:02And he needed to be saved from marrying a woman that he didn't love.
00:42:06But now my sister is getting better.
00:42:08And Edward has a wife who couldn't love him more.
00:42:12It's about time you started fighting back.
00:42:28Nice performance.
00:42:30Really appealing to the old heartstrings.
00:42:32It wasn't a performance.
00:42:34It's always a performance, Princess.
00:42:37Only the people, they don't want love stories.
00:42:40They want dirt.
00:42:42That's why I'll win.
00:42:44Because I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty.
00:42:46As we discovered in New York.
00:42:48Are you referring to the assassination attempt?
00:42:51In fact, I'm the only reason you're still breathing.
00:42:55What?
00:42:57It was Athena who wanted you dead.
00:43:00But I convinced King Eythen to hold off.
00:43:05For now.
00:43:07See, he's willing to let you live so long as you...
00:43:10Give my airship to you.
00:43:12Clever boy.
00:43:14Make all the threats you want.
00:43:17I will prove my innocence in court.
00:43:20Oh, even if you are somehow able to convince my judge
00:43:25that Dima's the one lying,
00:43:27you won't convince her father.
00:43:29If you're found not guilty, he'll simply declare war.
00:43:34You just can't win.
00:43:36Your Highness, we're getting record engagements on our socials.
00:43:39People are going crazy for their new princess.
00:43:44Maybe they do want love stories after all.
00:43:55Oh, here's a good one.
00:43:57Starting a petition to rename Princess Harry the Queen of Spades.
00:44:01Because she just buried Princess Dima live on TV.
00:44:06Princess Harry is the best American import since...
00:44:09fried chicken waffles.
00:44:13God, you don't actually eat that, do you?
00:44:15Um, your brother literally made me try a sausage made of blood.
00:44:18Fair.
00:44:25Your wife's a sensation in the nation.
00:44:29Father's etiquette lesson's clearly paid off.
00:44:34Speaking of, listen to this.
00:44:36Princess Harry should give this year's Christmas speech.
00:44:39King Maxwell's are as dry as my husband's turkey dinner.
00:44:43Yes, I saw that one.
00:44:46In fact, it gave me an idea.
00:44:50Ma'am, we're ready for you.
00:44:52Ready for what?
00:44:59Whenever you're ready, Your Highness.
00:45:03My fellow Estrians.
00:45:05You know, that feels pretty strange to say.
00:45:08I'm sure you're used to spending your Christmases with King Maxwell.
00:45:12But, surprise, you've got me this year.
00:45:15You know, my own Christmases are usually spent with my family.
00:45:19My sister, my mom, and me.
00:45:22And yet here I am, giving a speech to all of you.
00:45:25But it still feels the same.
00:45:28It feels like family.
00:45:30Because you have opened your hearts to me.
00:45:34And made me feel at home here.
00:45:36So from the bottom of my heart, thank you.
00:45:40And Merry Christmas from the palace.
00:45:41You were amazing.
00:45:42We'll upload it to your new channel tonight.
00:45:43I just wish my family was really here.
00:45:44Well, I think you'll like your present then.
00:45:47Merry Christmas, Ari.
00:45:48Henry!
00:45:49You know, I can't believe you're actually here.
00:45:50I can't believe you're here.
00:45:51You're a goddamn princess.
00:45:52Ari, what you did for me.
00:45:53I can never repay you.
00:45:54But you're getting better is payment enough.
00:45:55Oh.
00:45:56Oh.
00:45:57Cool.
00:45:58Guess you won't be needing your present then.
00:45:59I'll bet you first.
00:46:00I'll bet you first.
00:46:01I wanted to get you something to say thank you.
00:46:02It's not quite Crown Jewels level.
00:46:03It's not quite Crown Jewels level.
00:46:04I'm sorry.
00:46:05I'm sorry.
00:46:06I'm sorry.
00:46:07Henry!
00:46:08You know, I can't believe you're actually here.
00:46:09I can't believe you're here.
00:46:10You're a goddamn princess.
00:46:12Ari, what you did for me, I can never repay you.
00:46:17Well, you're getting better is payment enough.
00:46:20Oh, cool.
00:46:21Guess you won't be needing your present then.
00:46:24I'll bet you first.
00:46:26I wanted to get you something to say thank you.
00:46:29It's not quite Crown Jewels level, but...
00:46:40Thank you, Anne.
00:46:42Where's your half?
00:46:44I don't need it.
00:46:45You already gave me a part of yourself with the transplant.
00:46:48And now you'll have a part of me too.
00:46:50Oh, Anne.
00:46:52Ari, I know you did all this for me.
00:47:00But are you really happy here?
00:47:03I don't know.
00:47:05I guess my life is just really different now.
00:47:09Edward, have you heard from your lawyers?
00:47:23They've hired a PI to look into Marcus's bribery of state officials.
00:47:27But...
00:47:29He's covered his tracks.
00:47:33I'm not sure we can beat him.
00:47:35Ari, there's a New Year's street party tonight.
00:47:37We have to go.
00:47:38You're not well enough.
00:47:39I've been here a whole week and you haven't let me out once.
00:47:42I wanna go see Estria.
00:47:44Yeah, there'll be plenty of time for that when you're better.
00:47:46But I feel fine, I promise, I...
00:47:48No, Henley, we're working on a strategy for Edward's trial.
00:47:51We really don't have time for this.
00:47:58She's been cooped up for months.
00:48:00Must have been tough.
00:48:09Henley?
00:48:10Henley, look, I'm really sorry.
00:48:12We can celebrate here if you like.
00:48:14Henley, please, look, I'm sorry, can I come in?
00:48:17Can I come in?
00:48:24Damn it, Henley.
00:48:31Hey!
00:48:32Have you seen this girl?
00:48:33Oh my god, Princess Ari!
00:48:34I'm...
00:48:36Please, please, she's missing and she's my sister, so...
00:48:39Oh yeah, she's just there doing some shots.
00:48:41What?
00:48:42What are you even doing here?
00:48:46Ari, please, enough for the grown-up boys.
00:48:49You're still in recovery and you're underage.
00:48:51I'm not in this country.
00:48:52We're going home.
00:48:53Ari, please.
00:48:55Just let me have one night.
00:48:58I never thought I'd get to see another new year.
00:49:00I knew you'd pull the cats off me.
00:49:02Fine.
00:49:03But no more drinking.
00:49:04Love you, sis.
00:49:05Five, four, three, two, one!
00:49:08Happy New Year!
00:49:10Yay!
00:49:11Let's go!
00:49:13I'll be right back!
00:49:18Five, four, three, two, one!
00:49:21Happy New Year!
00:49:22Woo!
00:49:23We have to be right back!
00:49:25Woo haha!
00:49:26Woo!
00:49:28Woo!
00:49:31Woo!
00:49:33Oh, come on!
00:49:36Come on, just having some fun.
00:49:39Don't you get it? I'm a public figure now.
00:49:41I have more important things to worry about than fun.
00:49:43Fine.
00:49:44Go back to your prince and your palace and your fancy new life.
00:49:49I'm sorry that I wanted to spend time with my sister.
00:49:52I guess she's just too important for that now.
00:50:06It's not what it looks like.
00:50:28This creep grabbed me for like half a second before I threw him off.
00:50:31I'm surprised anyone had a chance to take a photo.
00:50:35Edward.
00:50:37Speak to me.
00:50:39Even if that is true,
00:50:42this is on every front page the day before my trial begins.
00:50:46Well, Dean Marcus must be behind it.
00:50:48It's another smear campaign.
00:50:51It's working.
00:50:53This will lose us the country's support just when we need it the most.
00:50:56Court is now in session.
00:51:17The prosecution may call its first witness.
00:51:20Thank you, Your Honor.
00:51:22The prosecution calls Captain Harry Percy to the stand.
00:51:29Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
00:51:40I do.
00:51:41Captain Percy, you are Prince Edward's bodyguard, are you not?
00:51:49I am.
00:51:50You go everywhere with him, don't you?
00:51:51I do.
00:51:52Did you go with him to visit Princess Daemon on the night of your soul?
00:51:56I did.
00:51:57Captain Percy, did you witness Prince Edward physically attack Princess Daemon that night?
00:52:11I did.
00:52:12I just don't understand why Percy would lie.
00:52:14Yeah, I know.
00:52:15It sucks.
00:52:16He was really hot.
00:52:17I'm really not in the mood, hen.
00:52:18I'm sorry.
00:52:19Ari, I don't know what you want me to say.
00:52:23You mean Percy clearly worship you guys.
00:52:24I guess that human trash bag Marcus probably got to him the same way he got to the judge.
00:52:26Huh.
00:52:27Why are you not in the mood?
00:52:28I'm sorry.
00:52:29I don't know what you want me to say.
00:52:30I mean, Percy clearly worship you guys.
00:52:31I guess that human trash bag Markus probably got to him the same way he got to the judge.
00:52:44huh what the bruises we know Edward didn't give them to Dima sure it was Marcus yeah but we always
00:52:54assumed they were working together right but what if Marcus was manipulating Dima forcing her to
00:53:01blame her injuries on Edward oh my god hen I could kiss you right now oh I need to go and speak to
00:53:10my fellow princess it's judgment day for Prince Edward and his bodyguards demon testimony can
00:53:16prove the deciding factor in the charge verdict and here she comes princess Harry just listen to
00:53:24those booze she's of course caught up in her own adulty scandal and this could be as well a dark
00:53:32days of all people Dima what do you want it's not too late to stop this why would I want to do that
00:53:46well I believe it's Prince Marcus who's been hurting you and forced you to blame it on Edward
00:53:51we're facing another beating or worse but it's okay you don't have to be scared anymore
00:53:55I can make you safe oh Ari thank you thank you
00:54:08it's the best joke I've ever heard
00:54:18you poor naive girl did you really think my brain-dead fiance was behind all this
00:54:27I just made him believe it was all his idea our affair in the throne room bribing the judge
00:54:35I even had to force him to hit me he thinks this whole charade is about winning him the throne
00:54:41and what is it really about
00:54:46bringing down the piercements
00:54:49for generations they've looked down their noses at little Athena
00:54:54we've been invaded and attacked too many times to count
00:54:59and yet my father sent me here to marry your loser Prince
00:55:04so I decided to use Marcus to divide the family
00:55:09bring them down from the inside
00:55:11I didn't factor you in of course but clearly I needn't have worried about Edward's dollar store princess
00:55:18you'll soon be forgotten
00:55:20a side note in the downfall of the Estrian royal family
00:55:25oh
00:55:27chop chop time to hear your husband's guilty verdict
00:55:31you won't get away with this
00:55:32oh darling I already have
00:55:35oh here they are
00:55:38princess demon did you know that this conversation with princess ari
00:55:45was recorded and live streamed on other social media
00:55:48what who's the naive one now
00:55:54you devious little bitch
00:55:56I learned from the best
00:55:59if you ever threaten my family again I will put you in a box smaller than the cell that you're headed for
00:56:07are you alright yes where's Edward
00:56:13the judge has found him guilty
00:56:15wait I have new evidence that proves that Prince Edward is innocent
00:56:22I've already passed my judgment
00:56:25the Prince is guilty as charged
00:56:27well your honor
00:56:29I also have evidence that you were bribed into making that verdict
00:56:31how dare you
00:56:33stop right there
00:56:36this sham is over
00:56:39you hold no authority here
00:56:42this is the crown court is it not
00:56:44I am the living embodiment of the crown and I revoke
00:56:48your spurious guilty verdict
00:56:50and I charge you
00:56:51Prince Marcus and Princess Dima
00:56:54with treason
00:56:55arrest them
00:56:57you saved me again
00:57:19looks like Prince Charlie is not the only hero around here
00:57:23come
00:57:33you wanted to see us father
00:57:38I owe you an apology Edward
00:57:42you're never capable of such violence
00:57:44you've always been a man of peace
00:57:46and Larry
00:57:47you share the same compassion and charisma
00:57:51as Edward's mother had in spades
00:57:53you'll make a great queen
00:57:56thank you father
00:57:58of course we do still have to work on the decorum
00:58:01we have plenty of time for that pops
00:58:03actually
00:58:05the public are thirsty for new blood and
00:58:09well I'm ready for a rest
00:58:11so I've decided to abdicate the throne to you two young upstarts
00:58:15good luck
00:58:17your royal highness
00:58:35we're going to New York Percy
00:58:37and we need protection
00:58:38I might let you down
00:58:41forget about it
00:58:42you were looking out for your family and I get that
00:58:44so shave that stubble soldier
00:58:47we got a plane to catch
00:58:48yes ma'am
00:58:51good morning
00:58:58we're very happy to
00:58:59sorry
00:59:01we're very happy to welcome you all here today
00:59:05as you know
00:59:06my sister recently beat cancer
00:59:08it was a hard battle
00:59:13and to pay for it I became a princess
00:59:15but that's not really an option for most people
00:59:19so that's why we've opened Henley's house
00:59:24a place where cancer patients can get free support throughout their treatment
00:59:28so um
00:59:32please welcome the woman of the hour
00:59:35Henley Douglas
00:59:36I now declare
00:59:39Henley's house
00:59:41open
00:59:42well I can't believe you made yourself first patient of Henley's house
00:59:51oh god
00:59:52I can't go through this again
00:59:54quit your belly aching mom
00:59:56not every belly ache is a tumor
00:59:58do you ever feel like you liked her better when she was in a coma
01:00:01well something did come up on this test results folks
01:00:07it's cancer
01:00:08we're cursed
01:00:10no it's not cancer
01:00:11kidney stones
01:00:12liver disease
01:00:14what
01:00:14you're having a royal baby Ari
01:00:16oh my goodness
01:00:18our lives are about to change forever
01:00:35in more ways than you know
01:00:37I love you
01:00:47I love you too
01:00:48I love you too
01:01:18I love you too
01:01:20I love you too
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