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00:00:00Oh my god, Henley.
00:00:06Oh god.
00:00:08Oh my god.
00:00:10You're covered in coffee.
00:00:13Yeah, of course.
00:00:14I came as soon as I got Mom's message.
00:00:16What happened?
00:00:17I skipped breakfast and fainted on the track.
00:00:20It's no big deal.
00:00:21You had me so worried.
00:00:23It'd take more than an empty stomach to kill me off.
00:00:26You're right.
00:00:28You know what, let me go grab you some food.
00:00:30Okay?
00:00:32What can be happening?
00:00:34I'm afraid it sucks the situation.
00:00:36Mom?
00:00:37I'm sorry.
00:00:38The doctor has some bad news.
00:00:40What?
00:00:41I'm sorry.
00:00:42Your sister has leukemia.
00:00:44Our insurance has expired.
00:00:47There's no way we can pay for her treatment.
00:00:49Don't worry, I'll figure something out.
00:00:51You just go and look after Henley for a moment, okay?
00:00:54Okay.
00:00:55Okay.
00:00:58Oh my god.
00:01:02What am I going to do?
00:01:04I'm only on minimum wage.
00:01:06There are other ways to pay.
00:01:09Tell me, are you single?
00:01:11What?
00:01:12What's that got to do with anything?
00:01:14It might just save your sister's life.
00:01:18A deluxe mail order bride service?
00:01:21Hello?
00:01:22Dig out your best dress, Harry Douglas.
00:01:27We found you a bidder.
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00:01:56Your Royal Highness, Princess Dima has arrived.
00:02:24Excellent. We can finally confirm our engagement.
00:02:27The thing is, we're not exactly sure where in the castle she is.
00:02:30She was last seen speaking to your cousin.
00:02:33Marcus is here.
00:02:34We'll find him before he starts any trouble.
00:02:36No need. I know exactly where he'll be.
00:02:49Dima!
00:02:50Edward!
00:02:51I'm sorry, my love. I don't know what came over me.
00:02:56I do.
00:02:57She wanted a taste of the true heir to the throne.
00:03:02Your majesty, please.
00:03:05No.
00:03:06If either of you step foot in this palace again, I will have you both executed for treason.
00:03:24Now get out.
00:03:28I guess there won't be a royal wedding after all.
00:03:30It took years to arrange your marriage to Princess Dima.
00:03:44And now you're throwing our new alliance with Lathina away?
00:03:48I wasn't the one fucking someone else on the throne.
00:03:51You watch your language, boy.
00:03:53She was having sex with cousin Marcus on our seat of power.
00:03:57The one he craves for himself.
00:03:59Surely you can't expect me to still marry her.
00:04:02I'll travel to Lathina and clear up your mess.
00:04:06But there will be a royal wedding.
00:04:09You are to find a new bride worthy of this crown.
00:04:15You are to find friends from Lathina to be one last pair.
00:04:20To marry his dead.
00:04:22A gift from Arinside wins and his love.
00:04:32An art of biscuits, modern sense and Š“ŠµŠ²ic ŠŠ¶ ŃŃŃŠ“ent.
00:04:38Harry Douglas, spread your arms, please.
00:04:49Um, we agreed that our first date wouldn't be physical, but...
00:04:55Is that really necessary?
00:04:58Your bag, please.
00:04:59You're not my date, are you?
00:05:03I shouldn't have signed up for this.
00:05:05No, I'm sorry.
00:05:05I think I'm just going to go.
00:05:07Mom?
00:05:07I'm really honest, and I can't...
00:05:08Your Highness.
00:05:14Prince Edward.
00:05:22His Royal Highness Prince Edward Piercement of Australia, at your service.
00:05:27Harry Douglas of Queen's.
00:05:31Not a bad start.
00:05:33This is a joke, right?
00:05:34I mean, why would a prince need a mayor or a bride?
00:05:37Have I read your profile?
00:05:39You're smart, beautiful, talented.
00:05:44But you're hiding something.
00:05:45You don't want money, you need it.
00:05:48You don't know anything about me.
00:05:50Precisely.
00:05:52So you're going to change that, or should I just assume that you are a gold digger like all the rest?
00:05:56You have a great day, your highness.
00:06:10Back to the airport, sir?
00:06:13No.
00:06:16Follow her.
00:06:16How are you feeling today?
00:06:24Why do people keep treating me like I'm dying?
00:06:27We're just worried about you.
00:06:32What's wrong?
00:06:33I think I'm hallucinating.
00:06:36What?
00:06:37Isn't that Prince Edward?
00:06:39Oh, what the hell are you doing here?
00:06:41Harry, you're speaking to literal royalty.
00:06:44No, it's all right.
00:06:45We bumped into each other as I toured the hospital, and I was a little rude.
00:06:49I apologise, Miss Douglas.
00:06:54Could I have a word outside?
00:06:55You're doing this for your sister.
00:07:05Well done.
00:07:06Gold star for the prince.
00:07:09If you marry me, I will pay for her whole treatment.
00:07:14Anything she needs.
00:07:15Wait, you're serious?
00:07:17Yes.
00:07:19But, if you'll permit me, there is one last thing I must test.
00:07:25I love you, sis.
00:07:55Australian tradition dictates that you mustn't see each other again until your wedding day.
00:08:08What, so he just kissed me and left?
00:08:09I'm to escort you to Australia as soon as you're done here.
00:08:11But I must gas you to keep the engagement a secret.
00:08:14Why?
00:08:15Every move a royal mech is in the spotlight.
00:08:18And it's just one of the many things you're going to have to get used to.
00:08:20And fast.
00:08:21First, your new life starts now.
00:08:25Mum, this is Prince Edward's younger brother, Prince Xavier.
00:08:41Oh, hi.
00:08:42Um, greetings, your royal highness.
00:08:45My God.
00:09:03Did you never even teach you how to curtsy?
00:09:05God, I'm sorry.
00:09:14Although that really was the worst curtsy I think I've ever seen.
00:09:19So, you're the famous Harry Douglas I've heard so much about.
00:09:24I'm Edward's younger, funnier, more handsome, more charismatic little brother.
00:09:30Sorry you ended up with the dad, but, um...
00:09:33Hey, we still have time to fall in love.
00:09:36Run away before the wedding.
00:09:39Come with me.
00:09:39Uh, this is our little fixer-upper.
00:09:48Your room's round about the 312th on the left.
00:09:53I imagine you want to settle in and rest, but...
00:09:58Already late for our first appointment.
00:10:31From rags to riches, let's make you a princess.
00:10:43Yes, queen! Or should I say, yes, future queen.
00:11:04I've never seen myself like this.
00:11:07I'll strap those heels.
00:11:13When did Adler find a savage?
00:11:20Isn't it obvious? She's a whore.
00:11:23He must have fallen in love with her, almost between her legs.
00:11:28She'll be gone as soon as he gets bored of fucking a present.
00:11:39Go away!
00:11:43So this is true.
00:11:50Who are you?
00:11:52Your predecessor.
00:11:55You have a very pretty face.
00:12:01If you want to keep it that way, leave while you still can.
00:12:06Is that a threat?
00:12:08No, no, it's a warning.
00:12:10Edward is not the man he makes out to be.
00:12:13And trust me, my darling, you weren't the first one to fall for his trap.
00:12:28Harry?
00:12:29Harry?
00:12:30Harry, you're not leaving, are you?
00:12:35Harry?
00:12:37Harry?
00:12:38Harry, I've been transferred to the best cancer hospital in Manhattan.
00:12:50My treatment's being paid for by some anonymous donor.
00:12:51That's great, Hen.
00:12:52I feel like I can finally breathe again.
00:12:53Oh, gotta go.
00:12:54Dog's here.
00:12:55Love you.
00:12:56Love you.
00:12:57Harry?
00:12:58Harry?
00:12:59It's your big day.
00:13:00Okay.
00:13:01Harry?
00:13:02Harry?
00:13:03I've been transferred to the best cancer hospital in Manhattan.
00:13:04My treatment's being paid for by some anonymous donor.
00:13:06That's great, Hen.
00:13:07I feel like I can finally breathe again.
00:13:10Oh, gotta go.
00:13:12Dog's here.
00:13:13Love you.
00:13:14Harry?
00:13:15Harry?
00:13:16Harry?
00:13:17It's your big day.
00:13:18Okay.
00:13:19Let's get this over with.
00:13:44You look radiant.
00:13:58I'm sorry, it's not the royal wedding you might have expected.
00:14:03My father is-
00:14:04I'm just doing this for Henley.
00:14:06Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join this man and this woman in holy matrimony.
00:14:12Prince Edward, your bowels.
00:14:15Harry, though it was circumstance that brought us together, it is love that will bind us.
00:14:24With this ring, I commit to you my heart, my spirit, and my soul.
00:14:31Let us share our lives until they are well spent, and spend them well, together.
00:14:39Do you, Edward, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
00:14:44I do.
00:14:45And do you, Ariana, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?
00:14:55I do.
00:14:56And I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:15:01You may kiss the bride.
00:15:05Arrest that man!
00:15:08Arrest that man!
00:15:14What's the meaning of this?
00:15:15You know exactly what you did, you bastard!
00:15:18Explain yourself!
00:15:20Last night, Prince Edward here decided to pay a little visit to my beloved fiancƩ.
00:15:27What fiancƩ?
00:15:29Princess Dima.
00:15:30I only went there to retrieve the royal wedding ring.
00:15:40And this is what he did to me when I refused to give it to him.
00:15:42That is a lie!
00:15:43Take him away!
00:15:46You don't believe them, do you, Ari?
00:15:50Ari?
00:15:51Ari?
00:15:53Ari!
00:15:55Ari!
00:16:03Comfortable cousin?
00:16:05You scoundrel!
00:16:08It was you that put those brutus on Dima.
00:16:11What do you care?
00:16:13Besides, you've got your American Barbie princess now anyway.
00:16:17What happened to you?
00:16:19We used to be like brothers.
00:16:21If we were brothers, then there wouldn't be a problem.
00:16:23I'd already have the crown.
00:16:26That's what this is about.
00:16:29Discredited me in order to steal my birthright.
00:16:31It's just as much my birthright as it is yours.
00:16:34My father should have fought for what was rightfully his.
00:16:36He was a younger twin!
00:16:37By what?
00:16:38Twelve minutes, was it?
00:16:40Your father was only given the airship because he was the favourite son.
00:16:44And you are willing to destroy our family over such nonsense?
00:16:51I am.
00:16:53But it doesn't have to go that way, cousin.
00:16:56Simply relinquish your claim to the throne to me and I'll drop the charges.
00:17:01They won't stand anyway.
00:17:02Oh, they will.
00:17:04I have every High Court judge in my back pocket.
00:17:07If you even try and take this to trial, I will ruin you.
00:17:12I will ruin you.
00:17:13I will ruin you.
00:17:14I will ruin you.
00:17:15I will ruin you.
00:17:19I will ruin you.
00:17:20Last time was playing with you.
00:17:21I am.
00:17:22I have featured chicken pen and it's all out of hens.
00:17:25You've reached the chicken pen, but it's all out of hens.
00:17:48Leave a message and I'll clock you back.
00:17:55I'll clock you back.
00:18:25That's going to take some getting used to.
00:18:56It's an honour to finally meet you, Your Majesty.
00:18:59I wish I could say the same.
00:19:02It's good that you're here, though.
00:19:04Sign this.
00:19:08An annulment agreement?
00:19:10Well, I presume your ridiculous marriage has not been consummated yet due to my son's situation.
00:19:16Sign the contract and let's end this foolishness.
00:19:18I can't.
00:19:21You can and you will.
00:19:24No.
00:19:25Edward promised me that he'd pay for my sister's cancer tuition and I can't let her down.
00:19:30Well, if it's just the money you're here for, have it.
00:19:33This feels wrong.
00:19:42Either you sign or we force you to.
00:19:46Trust me, we still keep some nasty traditions in this palace.
00:19:50You ask me to find a bride worthy of the crown.
00:20:12So I did.
00:20:13The girls are commoners.
00:20:15No, father.
00:20:17She is my wife.
00:20:20I will not let you change that.
00:20:21I'm so sorry for today.
00:20:33I don't want your apologies.
00:20:36I want the truth.
00:20:39Did you hurt Princess Dima?
00:20:43No.
00:20:45My cousin Marcus is trying to smear my reputation.
00:20:48Why should I believe you?
00:20:50No.
00:20:51Why do you think you're here, Ari?
00:20:54I don't know.
00:20:56I was supposed to marry Princess Dima for political reasons.
00:21:02When she cheated on me, I made a vow to only marry the person that I wanted.
00:21:07And then I found you.
00:21:09We barely know each other.
00:21:10Then give me a chance.
00:21:14I saw how you would go to any length to save your sister.
00:21:17And it resonated with me because...
00:21:20I lost my mother to cancer.
00:21:26Edward.
00:21:28Ari, I fell in love with your humanity.
00:21:32And now I'm asking that you trust in mine.
00:21:36I'm innocent.
00:21:39Edward, you're shaking.
00:21:41I never kissed the bride.
00:22:01It's still our wedding day for another five minutes.
00:22:03I can't believe you did all of this for me and my family, Edward.
00:22:18I can't wait to tell them that we're married.
00:22:24I'm just...
00:22:25This hospital is amazing.
00:22:27I can't believe you did all of this for me and my family, Edward.
00:22:31I can't wait to tell them that we're married.
00:22:39Mom?
00:22:40Mom?
00:22:42What's wrong?
00:22:47I'm...
00:22:47I'm...
00:22:48I'm...
00:22:49I'm losing a coma.
00:22:50What?
00:23:01So you ran off to get hitched while your sister fights for her life?
00:23:06It wasn't like that.
00:23:08That big shiny ring suggests otherwise.
00:23:12Edward is paying for Henley's treatment.
00:23:14He's the reason she's in this hospital.
00:23:16Why?
00:23:18What does he get out of it?
00:23:20Me?
00:23:22You sold yourself to him?
00:23:25Is that what you're telling me?
00:23:27Friendly, Mom.
00:23:29Friendly.
00:23:36This is Dr. Mortimer.
00:23:38My private physician.
00:23:40I recommend we perform a stem cell transplant right away.
00:23:44It's risky, but it could save Henley's life.
00:23:47Ari, your medical record shows you could be an ideal donor.
00:23:52Just show me where to sign, Doc.
00:23:53I don't even know this person.
00:23:55She could be a quack.
00:23:56If Edward trusts him, then so do I.
00:23:58We will get both of you prepped for surgery immediately.
00:24:03I don't know.
00:24:16Mom.
00:24:18Well, sweetheart, here.
00:24:19Have some water.
00:24:20He hasn't left your side
00:24:25I'm so sorry about before
00:24:28I was just struggling so much without you here
00:24:32And me
00:24:34She's still sleeping
00:24:35But the surgery was a success
00:24:38I can't believe what you did for your sister
00:24:42Selling yourself to this man
00:24:45What they're saying about him
00:24:48In the papers
00:24:50It's all lies, Mom
00:24:52Mom, someone's trying to get him
00:24:54Doctor
00:24:56Ari's awake
00:24:58Never!
00:25:03Never!
00:25:07Never!
00:25:13Oh my God!
00:25:18Everth!
00:25:21Werth!
00:25:22Never!
00:25:29Everth!
00:25:30Everth
00:25:32Everth!
00:25:33ć
00:25:33and
00:25:33Fuckin' drop it, Pop!
00:25:52I'm not you, Pop.
00:25:56That wasn't very nice.
00:25:58Field trip's over.
00:26:00We need to get you and the princess to a safe house now.
00:26:03How are you feeling now?
00:26:28Who the hell were they, Edward?
00:26:30They must have been sent by Marcus.
00:26:32He wants the throne that badly that he'd try and kill his own cousin.
00:26:37Try to push out your mind.
00:26:39I can't.
00:26:41I can't stop thinking about how close they came to losing you.
00:26:44And I nearly lost you.
00:26:47You would have sacrificed yourself to save me.
00:26:51Why?
00:26:53You know why?
00:26:56Say it, Ari.
00:27:00Say it.
00:27:01Because I love you, Edward.
00:27:04And I can't let you go.
00:27:08I can't let you go.
00:27:09I can't let you go.
00:27:10I can't let you go.
00:27:15I can't let you go.
00:27:38I'm sorry.
00:28:04Did I wake you?
00:28:07Oh, wow.
00:28:08Again?
00:28:09Yeah, well, he's going to take us to breakfast, but we're not allowed to be.
00:28:19Percy.
00:28:20So much for this being a safe room.
00:28:23Sorry, Your Highnesses, but we need to get you back to Australia right away.
00:28:26But I wanted to see Henley first.
00:28:28Yes, and I wanted to get some answers from the assassin.
00:28:31Well, that could be difficult.
00:28:32He's just been murdered in a cell.
00:28:34Someone didn't want him to talk.
00:28:36Marcus.
00:28:37I know it's not the perfect honeymoon, but we used to spend every Christmas at Oakwell when I was a boy.
00:28:54It was my mother's favorite place.
00:28:57No wonder.
00:28:58It's beautiful.
00:29:00Can I help you, sir?
00:29:01I'm here to escort Prince Edward and Princess Arya on their honeymoon.
00:29:13Prince Edward is welcome.
00:29:15The lady is not.
00:29:16Excuse me?
00:29:17King's orders, Your Highness.
00:29:20He doesn't recognize her as a member of the royal family.
00:29:22How dare you question my wife's legitimacy.
00:29:25I'll have you discharged.
00:29:26I'll deal with this.
00:29:27Let us through, lad.
00:29:28That's an order.
00:29:29Your order doesn't outtrack the King's.
00:29:30Actually, in matters of security, it does.
00:29:31There's currently a threat on the lives of both the Prince and the Princess.
00:29:35Do you want their deaths on your conscience?
00:29:36Oh, easy.
00:29:37I'm sorry, my love.
00:29:38This is outrageous.
00:29:39Oh, believe me, this is not my first traffic fight.
00:29:40Let me show you how we resolve things the American way.
00:29:42See, I'm sorry.
00:29:43Can we have a better chance to see you?
00:29:44See, I'm sorry.
00:29:45What are you saying?
00:29:46I'm sorry, my love.
00:29:47I'm sorry.
00:29:48I'm sorry.
00:29:49I'm sorry, my love.
00:29:50I'm sorry.
00:29:51I'm sorry.
00:29:54I'm sorry.
00:29:56I'm sorry.
00:29:57I'm sorry.
00:29:58I'm sorry.
00:29:59I'm sorry.
00:30:00I'm sorry.
00:30:01I'm sorry.
00:30:02I'm sorry.
00:30:03I'm sorry.
00:30:04I'm sorry.
00:30:05We resolve things the American way.
00:30:22Well, you've been about as useful as a screen door in a submarine, kid.
00:30:35You know, I like this better than the palace. It feels more... I don't know.
00:30:50Like home.
00:30:51Yeah, if your home has 23 bathrooms, 30,000 acres and a dozen horses, then sure.
00:30:58Oh, you'll love this.
00:31:01Every Christmas, we used to put a plane for the adults.
00:31:05Aw, were you Peter Pan?
00:31:07One year. And here is my costume from the Nutcracker.
00:31:15Oh. Prince Charming. At your service, milady.
00:31:24Oh, my hero.
00:31:31It suits you.
00:31:33Well, maybe our kids will wear these one day.
00:31:36Good practice for the real thing.
00:31:41Ah. Another family tradition.
00:31:45My first kill, in fact.
00:31:49Wait. You killed this stag?
00:31:51Edward, that's horrible.
00:31:54Edward, that's horrible.
00:31:56Edward, that's horrible.
00:31:58Well, no. It's heritage.
00:32:01There are mounts here, dating back to the 18th century.
00:32:06Oh, really? And did they use a guillotine to chop off their heads?
00:32:10You're being ridiculous.
00:32:12Me?
00:32:13I find it ridiculous, no barbaric, that you could butcher one of these creatures for sport.
00:32:19No, we don't butcher them. We have the utmost respect for our game.
00:32:23Your game. Your game.
00:32:26If you had respect for your game, you wouldn't call it your game.
00:32:30God, how could it have been so wrong about you?
00:32:33What does that mean?
00:32:35You're just like one of them. A little snob with a big gun.
00:32:39You're judging me because of my class.
00:32:42Yes. Killing things to impress people? It's horrible.
00:32:46Beg your pardon?
00:32:47Not now, Percy.
00:32:48Not now, Percy.
00:32:49Apologies, Your Highnesses.
00:32:51But I think you're going to want to see this.
00:32:55How are you feeling now, Your Highness?
00:32:57See for yourself.
00:33:05Edward has to face justice.
00:33:07We can't be ruled by a criminal.
00:33:10The Prince is innocent until proven guilty.
00:33:13And he'll have his day in court.
00:33:16There is something else you should know about him.
00:33:19Darling?
00:33:21He called off our wedding so that he could marry an American prostitute named Harry Douglas.
00:33:28How dare they?
00:33:30These people are not fit to wear the crown.
00:33:32We'd make a better king and queen than my cousin Edward and his yank whore.
00:33:38A persuasive argument.
00:33:40Let's hope the public disagrees.
00:33:42You've not only brought this family into disrepute, Edward, but the crown itself.
00:33:52You really believe the accusations?
00:33:55Well, they tally with your reckless decision to marry this commoner.
00:33:57I'll give you one last chance to end this farce.
00:34:02Sign the annulment and we'll deny everything to the press.
00:34:06No.
00:34:11Arya is my wife.
00:34:13Now and forever.
00:34:16So be it.
00:34:18Your marriage stands.
00:34:20You honour me, father.
00:34:22I'm not only father to you.
00:34:24I'm father to this nation.
00:34:26And I will not have you jeopardise the crown.
00:34:30Xavier.
00:34:32You shall be my successor.
00:34:34And the new crown prince of Estria.
00:34:40You can't do that.
00:34:41Do that.
00:34:42It goes against convention, but these are unconventional times.
00:34:46No, you can't do that because I don't want it.
00:34:50It's not about what you want.
00:34:52We're at war with your cousin.
00:34:54And maybe with Lathena soon too.
00:34:56We need a show of strength.
00:34:58Giving in to Marcus's games?
00:35:00That's a show of strength?
00:35:02It wipes the slate clean.
00:35:05Xavier will be the new face of the monarchy.
00:35:07You'll marry a woman of stature and sire and heir.
00:35:16Are you blind?
00:35:21Or do you just ignore what's right in front of you?
00:35:23What are you talking about now?
00:35:25I won't marry.
00:35:29I won't have an heir.
00:35:31And I won't be king.
00:35:33Because I'm gay.
00:35:35The monarchy is above sexuality, Xavier.
00:35:40It's your crown too tight around the cranium.
00:35:43I'd rather renounce all my titles than continue living this lie.
00:35:47What have I done to deserve these boys?
00:35:51You know, that's a good question.
00:35:53You have two incredible brave sons.
00:35:56But you didn't do anything to deserve them.
00:35:59I'm warning you, father.
00:36:01Honestly, it's okay. I've got this.
00:36:03You think I'm scared of you, Maxwell?
00:36:06I'm not.
00:36:08I'm just so disappointed.
00:36:10You see, I never met my dad.
00:36:12And when we first met, I thought I would finally feel what it's like to have a real father.
00:36:17And now, honestly, I'm...
00:36:20I wish I'd never found out.
00:36:22You say you're father to the nation.
00:36:26You're not even a good father to your own sons.
00:36:49What's this?
00:36:51Oh, that's black pudding.
00:36:53It's made from blood.
00:36:57You don't have tomato.
00:36:58No, no, no. It's fine. I'll try it.
00:37:03Actually, I wanted to apologize for yesterday about the stag thing.
00:37:08After our argument with your dad, I kind of... I realized how different our upbringings were.
00:37:14It wasn't fair to judge you for that.
00:37:15I appreciate that.
00:37:19And, um, what you said to him too.
00:37:34Morning.
00:37:36The king has arranged for Princess Ari to make her first public appearance.
00:37:42What?
00:37:44He said, and I quote, um,
00:37:46Put that girl on TV. She's got some fire in her belly.
00:37:49He thinks we can beat Marcus by winning over the people.
00:37:52Well, that is great news.
00:37:55He did have one stipulation.
00:37:57You're to return to the palace, ma'am, for lessons in etiquette.
00:38:00And he'll be your personal tutor.
00:38:05Princess Arianna.
00:38:15Forgive me.
00:38:24My behavior has been unbecoming.
00:38:27Yeah, I don't really know what that means, but, um, apologies as I did.
00:38:32Estrians respect their kings, but they love their queens.
00:38:36So, we have to work on your decorum.
00:38:39Thankfully, you'll be learning from the best.
00:38:42That's not a very decorum-y thing to say, Your Majesty.
00:38:45The word you're looking for is decorous.
00:38:47And I'm not talking about myself.
00:38:49I'm talking about your mother-in-law.
00:38:50Christmas is a time of joy.
00:39:00Notice her posture.
00:39:02Her poise.
00:39:04You're sweeter.
00:39:06As though you have an iron rod.
00:39:08This is your etiquette lesson, not mine.
00:39:11Repeat after.
00:39:12My husband and I would like to wish you a very merry Christmas.
00:39:19Well, you said all the words in the right order.
00:39:23What was she like?
00:39:26A lot like you.
00:39:29She had a very kind way with people.
00:39:32Her charity work was her life.
00:39:33Boys were devastated to lose her.
00:39:39And you?
00:39:43It's never been the same without her.
00:39:52She's an inspiration?
00:39:54Yes.
00:39:56Our next queen has a lot to live up to.
00:39:59Good evening.
00:40:03Tonight I'm joined by Prince Edward's new bride, Princess Ariana.
00:40:07Welcome, Your Royal Highness.
00:40:09Good evening.
00:40:11Esther was shocked to learn about your recent marriage.
00:40:14Could you tell us more about how you met Prince Edward?
00:40:17We met in my hometown of Queens.
00:40:19Edward found that very, um, serendipitous.
00:40:23Princess Dima alerts that you were working as a prostitute there.
00:40:26No, that is not true.
00:40:28So, you are calling your fellow princess a liar?
00:40:31She was misinformed.
00:40:33To be clear, did Prince Edward ever pay you for your services?
00:40:37No, not in that way.
00:40:39So, he has paid you?
00:40:40I'd rather not discuss, um...
00:40:42Ma'am, the public has a right to know who their new princess really is.
00:40:46So, I would ask you again.
00:40:48Did Prince Edward ever pay you for your services?
00:40:56All right, yes. He paid for me.
00:41:09I was his mail order bride.
00:41:11And maybe that's just as much as scandal, but...
00:41:14Marrying Prince Edward is the best thing that I have ever done.
00:41:16My sister was fighting cancer, and I needed the money to save her.
00:41:24And he gave me that.
00:41:26But he gave me so much more.
00:41:28I'm not talking about the crown, or the castles.
00:41:32I'm talking about his love, and his kindness, and his respect.
00:41:36And yes, I am calling Princess Demer a liar.
00:41:42I don't know why she wants to ruin us.
00:41:44Maybe she's bitter, because Edward didn't forgive her,
00:41:47after she was caught cheating on him with Prince Marcus.
00:41:50You can ask her about that.
00:41:52But what I do know, is Edward is a good man.
00:41:56And yes, this started out as a transaction for sure.
00:42:00I needed the money to save my sister,
00:42:01and he needed to be saved from marrying a woman that he didn't love.
00:42:06But now my sister is getting better.
00:42:10And Edward has a wife who couldn't love him more.
00:42:26It's about time you started fighting back.
00:42:29Nice performance.
00:42:31Really appealing to the old heartstrings.
00:42:33It wasn't a performance.
00:42:34It's always a performance, Princess.
00:42:37Only the people, they don't want love stories.
00:42:41They want dirt.
00:42:43That's why I'll win.
00:42:45Because I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty.
00:42:47As we discovered in New York.
00:42:49Are you referring to the assassination attempt?
00:42:52In fact, I'm the only reason you're still breathing.
00:42:57What?
00:42:59It was Athena who wanted you dead.
00:43:01But I convinced King Eythen to hold off.
00:43:05For now.
00:43:07See, he's willing to let you live so long as you...
00:43:10Give my airship to you.
00:43:13Clever boy!
00:43:15Make all the threats you want.
00:43:17I will prove my innocence in court.
00:43:19Oh, even if you are somehow able to convince my judge that Dima's the one lying, you won't convince her father.
00:43:30If you're found not guilty, he'll simply declare war.
00:43:34You just can't win.
00:43:36Your Highness, we're getting record engagements on our socials.
00:43:39People are going crazy for their new princess.
00:43:44Maybe they do want love stories after all.
00:43:46Oh, here's a good one.
00:43:57Starting a petition to rename Princess Harry the Queen of Spades.
00:44:02She just buried Princess Dima live on TV.
00:44:04Princess Harry is the best American import since fried chicken waffles.
00:44:11God, you don't actually eat that, do you?
00:44:15Your brother literally made me try a sausage made of blood.
00:44:18Fair.
00:44:19Your wife's a sensation in the nation.
00:44:30Father's etiquette lessons clearly paid off.
00:44:33Speaking of, listen to this.
00:44:36Princess Harry should give this year's Christmas speech.
00:44:39King Maxwell's are as dry as my husband's turkey dinner.
00:44:43Yes, I saw that one.
00:44:45In fact, it gave me an idea.
00:44:50Mom, we're ready for you.
00:44:53Ready for what?
00:44:59Whenever you're ready, Your Highness.
00:45:02My fellow Estrians.
00:45:05You know, that feels pretty strange to say.
00:45:08I'm sure you're used to spending your Christmases with King Maxwell.
00:45:11But, surprise, you've got me this year.
00:45:15You know, my own Christmases are usually spent with my family.
00:45:17My sister, my mom, and me.
00:45:21And yet here I am, giving a speech to all of you.
00:45:25But it still feels the same.
00:45:27It feels like family.
00:45:29Because you have opened your hearts to me.
00:45:33And made me feel at home here.
00:45:34So from the bottom of my heart, thank you.
00:45:39And Merry Christmas from the palace.
00:45:46You were amazing.
00:45:48We'll upload it to your new channel tonight.
00:45:49I just wish my family was really here.
00:45:53Well, I think you'll like your present then.
00:45:56Merry Christmas, Ari.
00:45:57Happy.
00:45:58Happy.
00:45:59You know, I can't believe you're actually here.
00:46:00I can't believe you're here.
00:46:01You're a goddamn princess.
00:46:03Ari, what you did for me, I could never repay you.
00:46:05Well, you're getting better is payment enough.
00:46:06Oh, cool.
00:46:07Guess you won't be needing your present then.
00:46:08I'll get to first.
00:46:09I wanted to get you something to say thank you.
00:46:10It's not quite Crown Jewels level, but...
00:46:11Aw.
00:46:12Thank you, Ann.
00:46:13Thank you, Ann.
00:46:14Thank you, Ann.
00:46:15Thank you, Ann.
00:46:16Thank you, Ann.
00:46:17You're a goddamn princess.
00:46:18You're a goddamn princess.
00:46:19You're a goddamn princess.
00:46:20Ari, what you did for me, I could never repay you.
00:46:22Well, you're getting better is payment enough.
00:46:23Oh.
00:46:24Cool.
00:46:25Guess you won't be needing your present then.
00:46:26I'll get to first.
00:46:27I wanted to get you something to say thank you.
00:46:29It's not quite Crown Jewels level, but...
00:46:32Aw.
00:46:33Thank you, Ann.
00:46:34Where's your half?
00:46:35I don't need it.
00:46:36You already gave me a part of yourself with the transplant, and now you'll have a part
00:46:51of me too.
00:46:52Aw, Ann.
00:46:53Ari, I know you did all this for me, but are you really happy here?
00:47:01I don't know.
00:47:02I guess my life is just really different now.
00:47:08Edward, have you heard from your lawyers?
00:47:23They've hired a PI to look into Marcus's bribery of state officials, but he's covered his tracks.
00:47:30I'm not sure we can beat him.
00:47:34Ari, there's a New Year's street party tonight.
00:47:37We have to go.
00:47:38You're not well enough.
00:47:39I've been here a whole week and you haven't let me out once.
00:47:42I want to go see Estria.
00:47:43Yeah, there'll be plenty of time for that when you're better.
00:47:45But I feel fine.
00:47:46I promise.
00:47:47I...
00:47:48No, Henley.
00:47:49We're working on a strategy for Edward's trial.
00:47:50We really don't have time for this.
00:47:52She's been cooped up for months.
00:47:59Must have been tough.
00:48:01Henley?
00:48:02Henley, look, I'm really sorry.
00:48:07We can celebrate here if you like.
00:48:08Henley, please.
00:48:09Look, I'm sorry.
00:48:10Can I come in?
00:48:11Damn it, Henley.
00:48:14Hey, have you seen this girl?
00:48:16Oh my God, Princess Ari, I'm in the air!
00:48:19Please, please, she's missing and she's my sister.
00:48:23Oh yeah, she's just there doing some shots.
00:48:24What?
00:48:25What are you doing here?
00:48:26What do you think?
00:48:27Oh, thank you.
00:48:28I'm...
00:48:29I'm so sorry.
00:48:30I'm so sorry.
00:48:31Can I come in?
00:48:32I'm so sorry.
00:48:33I'm sorry.
00:48:34I'm sorry.
00:48:35I'm sorry.
00:48:36Can I come in?
00:48:37Damn it, Henley.
00:48:38Hey, have you seen this girl?
00:48:39Oh my God, Princess Ari!
00:48:40I'm sorry.
00:48:41I'm sorry.
00:48:42I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:48:43I'm sorry.
00:48:44what are you even doing here are we please enough with the grown-up boy you're still in recovery and
00:48:51you're underage I'm not in this country we're going home are we please just let me have one
00:48:57night I never thought I'd get to see another new year I knew you pulled a cancer fine but no more
00:49:06drinking love you
00:49:36come on just having some fun don't you get it I'm a public figure now I have more important
00:49:42things to worry about than fun fine go back to your prince and your palace and your fancy new life
00:49:49I'm sorry that I wanted to spend time with my sister I guess she's just too important for that
00:49:54now
00:50:06it's not what it looks like
00:50:25this creep grabbed me for like half a second before I threw him off
00:50:31I'm surprised anyone had a chance to take a photo
00:50:34Edward speak to me
00:50:38even if that is true this is on every front page the day before my trial begins
00:50:45well Dean Marcus must be behind it it's another smear campaign
00:50:50it's working this will lose us the country's support just when we need it the most
00:51:04court is now in session prosecution may call his first witness thank you your honor the prosecution calls captain Harry Percy to the stand
00:51:29do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth
00:51:40I do
00:51:42captain Percy
00:51:47you are prince Edward's bodyguard
00:51:50are you not
00:51:51I am
00:51:52I am
00:51:52you go everywhere with him don't you
00:51:55I do
00:51:56did you go with him to visit princess Demor on the night of your soul
00:52:01I did
00:52:02captain Percy
00:52:05did you witness prince Edward physically attack princess Demor that night
00:52:11I did
00:52:15I just don't understand why Percy would lie
00:52:28yeah I know it sucks
00:52:30he was really hot
00:52:32I'm really not in the mood hen
00:52:34I'm sorry
00:52:35Mari I don't know what you want me to say
00:52:38you mean Percy clearly worship you guys
00:52:39I guess that human trash bag Marcus probably got to him the same way he got to the judge
00:52:44huh
00:52:46what
00:52:48the bruises
00:52:49we know Edward didn't give them to Demor
00:52:51sure it was Marcus
00:52:53yeah
00:52:53but we always assumed they were working together
00:52:56right
00:52:57but what if Marcus was manipulating Demor
00:53:00forcing her to blame her injuries on Edward
00:53:03oh my god
00:53:04hen I could kiss you right now
00:53:07oh
00:53:08I need to go in to speak to my fellow princess
00:53:11it's judgment day for prince Edward
00:53:14and his bodyguard's damning testimony can prove the deciding factor in the judge's verdict
00:53:19and here she comes princess Aerie
00:53:21just listen to those bulls
00:53:25she's of course caught up in her own adulty scandal
00:53:30and this could be as well a dark day for the whole couple
00:53:33not like me
00:53:34Dima
00:53:38what do you want
00:53:42it's not too late to stop this
00:53:44why would I want to do that
00:53:47well I believe it's prince Marcus who's been hurting you
00:53:50and forced you to blame it on Edward
00:53:52we're facing another beating or worse
00:53:54but it's okay you don't have to be scared anymore
00:53:56I can make you safe
00:53:57oh
00:53:59thank you
00:54:04thank you
00:54:08it's the best joke I've ever heard
00:54:19you poor naive girl
00:54:24did you really think my brain dead fiance was behind all this
00:54:28I just made him believe it was all his idea
00:54:31our affair in the throne room
00:54:33bribing the judge
00:54:35I even had to force him to hit me
00:54:38he thinks this whole charade is about winning him the throne
00:54:42and what is it really about?
00:54:49bringing down the piercements
00:54:50for generations they've looked down their noses at little Athena
00:54:54we've been invaded and attacked too many times to count
00:54:59and yet my father sent me here to marry your loser prince
00:55:05so I decided to use Marcus to divide the family
00:55:09bring them down from the inside
00:55:12I didn't factor you in of course
00:55:15but clearly I needn't have worried about Edward's dollar store princess
00:55:18you'll soon be forgotten
00:55:21a side note in the downfall of the Estrian royal family
00:55:25oh
00:55:27chop chop
00:55:29time to hear your husband's guilty verdict
00:55:31you won't get away with this
00:55:33oh darling
00:55:34I already have
00:55:36oh here they are
00:55:39princess Demo
00:55:43did you know that this conversation with princess Ari
00:55:45was recorded and live streamed on other social media
00:55:48what?
00:55:50who's the naive one now?
00:55:54you devious little bitch
00:55:56I learned from the best
00:55:58if you ever
00:56:02threaten my family again
00:56:04I will put you in a box
00:56:06smaller than the cell that you're headed for
00:56:07okay
00:56:09are you alright?
00:56:11yes, where's Edward?
00:56:13the judge has found him guilty
00:56:15wait
00:56:18I have new evidence that proves that prince Edward is innocent
00:56:22I've already passed my judgment
00:56:24the prince is guilty as charged
00:56:27well your honor
00:56:28I also have evidence that you were bribed into making that verdict
00:56:32how dare you
00:56:34bailiff
00:56:35stop right there
00:56:36this sham is over
00:56:39you hold no authority here
00:56:42this is the crown court, is it not?
00:56:45I am the living embodiment of the crown
00:56:47and I revoke your spurious guilty verdict
00:56:50and I charge you
00:56:52prince Marcus and princess Demo
00:56:55with treason
00:56:56arrest them
00:56:58you saved me again
00:57:19looks like prince charming is not the only hero around here
00:57:23yes, my queen
00:57:24yes, my queen
00:57:25yes, my queen
00:57:27yes, my queen
00:57:28come
00:57:33you wanted to see us, father
00:57:38I owe you an apology, Edward
00:57:43you're never capable of such violence
00:57:45you've always been a man of peace
00:57:46and, Larry
00:57:48you share the same compassion and charisma
00:57:51as Edward's mother had in spades
00:57:54you'll make a great queen
00:57:56thank you, father
00:57:58of course, we do still have to work on the decorum
00:58:01we have plenty of time for that, pops
00:58:03actually
00:58:05the public are thirsty for new blood
00:58:09and
00:58:09well, I'm ready for a rest
00:58:11so I've decided to abdicate the throne to you two
00:58:15young upstarts
00:58:16good luck
00:58:18your royal highness
00:58:35we're going to New York, Percy
00:58:37and we need protection
00:58:39I might let you down
00:58:41forget about it
00:58:42you were looking out for your family
00:58:44and I get that
00:58:44so shave that stubble, soldier
00:58:47we got a plane to catch
00:58:49yes, ma'am
00:58:52good morning
00:58:58we're very happy to
00:58:59sorry
00:59:02we're very happy to welcome you all here today
00:59:05as you know
00:59:07my sister recently beat cancer
00:59:09it was a hard battle
00:59:13and to pay for it
00:59:15I became a princess
00:59:16but that's not really an option
00:59:19for most people
00:59:19so
00:59:21that's why we've opened
00:59:23Henley's house
00:59:24a place where cancer patients
00:59:26can get free support
00:59:27throughout their treatment
00:59:28so um
00:59:32please welcome
00:59:34the woman of the hour
00:59:35Henley Douglas
00:59:36I now declare
00:59:40Henley's house
00:59:41open
00:59:43well I can't believe you made yourself
00:59:49first patient of Henley's house
00:59:51oh god
00:59:52I can't go through this again
00:59:55quit your belly aching mom
00:59:57not every belly ache is a tumor
00:59:58do you ever feel like you liked her better
01:00:00when she was in a coma
01:00:01well
01:00:04something did come up
01:00:06on this test results, folks
01:00:07it's cancer
01:00:09we're cursed
01:00:10no, it's not cancer
01:00:12kidney stones
01:00:13liver disease
01:00:14mom
01:00:15you're having a royal baby, Ari
01:00:17oh my goodness
01:00:19our lives are about to change forever
01:00:35in more ways than you know
01:00:38I love you
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