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00:00:00Oh my god, Henley.
00:00:06Oh god.
00:00:08Oh my god.
00:00:10You're covered in coffee.
00:00:13Yeah, of course.
00:00:14I came as soon as I got Mom's message.
00:00:16What happened?
00:00:17I skipped breakfast and fainted on the track.
00:00:20It's no big deal.
00:00:21You had me so worried.
00:00:23It'd take more than an empty stomach to kill me off.
00:00:26You're right.
00:00:28You know what, let me go grab you some food.
00:00:30Okay?
00:00:32What can be happening?
00:00:34I'm afraid it sucks the situation.
00:00:36Mom?
00:00:37I'm sorry.
00:00:38The doctor has some bad news.
00:00:40What?
00:00:41I'm sorry.
00:00:42Your sister has leukemia.
00:00:44Our insurance has expired.
00:00:47There's no way we can pay for her treatment.
00:00:49Don't worry, I'll figure something out.
00:00:51You just go and look after Henley for a moment, okay?
00:00:54Okay.
00:00:55Okay.
00:00:58Oh my god.
00:01:02What am I going to do?
00:01:04I'm only on minimum wage.
00:01:06There are other ways to pay.
00:01:09Tell me, are you single?
00:01:11What?
00:01:12What's that got to do with anything?
00:01:14It might just save your sister's life.
00:01:18A deluxe mail order bride service?
00:01:21Hello?
00:01:22Dig out your best dress, Harry Douglas.
00:01:27We found you a bidder.
00:01:31Bitter.
00:01:32Clip.
00:01:33Are you single?
00:01:34Yeah.
00:01:35What?
00:01:36We just saw that.
00:01:37What's that one?
00:01:38And what?
00:01:39You have no sense?
00:01:40We've got no sense.
00:01:41Walk out your best dress, Harry Douglas.
00:01:42We found you a bidder.
00:02:14Your Royal Highness, Princess Dima has arrived.
00:02:24Excellent. We can finally confirm our engagement.
00:02:27The thing is, we're not exactly sure where in the castle she is.
00:02:30She was last seen speaking to your cousin.
00:02:33Marcus is here.
00:02:34We'll find him before he starts any trouble.
00:02:36No need. I know exactly where he'll be.
00:02:44Dima!
00:02:50Edward!
00:02:53I'm sorry, my love. I don't know what came of him.
00:02:56I do.
00:02:57She wanted a taste of the true heir to the throne.
00:03:02Your majesty, please.
00:03:05No.
00:03:05If either of you step foot in this palace again,
00:03:19I will have you both executed for treason.
00:03:24Now get out.
00:03:27I guess there won't be a royal wedding after all.
00:03:30It took years to arrange your marriage to Princess Dima.
00:03:45And now you're throwing our new alliance with Lathina away?
00:03:49I wasn't the one fucking someone else on the throne.
00:03:51You watch your language, boy.
00:03:53She was having sex with cousin Marcus on our seat of power.
00:03:57The one he craves for himself.
00:04:00Surely you can't expect me to still marry her.
00:04:03I'll travel to Lathina and clear up your mess.
00:04:07But there will be a royal wedding.
00:04:10You are to find a new bride worthy of this crown.
00:04:14You are to find a new bride.
00:04:44Harry Douglas, spread your arms, please.
00:04:49Um, we agreed that our first date wouldn't be physical, but...
00:04:55Is that really necessary?
00:04:58Your bag, please.
00:04:59You're not my date, are you?
00:05:03I shouldn't have signed up for this. No, I'm sorry. I think I'm just gonna go...
00:05:06Ma'am? Ma'am?
00:05:07Your Highness.
00:05:14Prince Edward.
00:05:22His Royal Highness Prince Edward Piersman of Australia at your service.
00:05:27Harry Douglas of Queens.
00:05:29Hm. Not a bad start.
00:05:32This is a joke, right? I mean, why would a prince need a mail order bride?
00:05:37Have I read your profile?
00:05:39You're smart, beautiful, talented.
00:05:43But you're hiding something.
00:05:45You don't want money, you need it.
00:05:48You don't know anything about me.
00:05:49Precisely.
00:05:51So you're going to change that, or should I just assume that you are a gold digger like all the rest?
00:05:56You have a great day, Your Highness.
00:06:02Back to the airport, sir?
00:06:12No.
00:06:14Follow her.
00:06:16How are you feeling today?
00:06:23Why do people keep treating me like I'm dying?
00:06:26We're just worried about you.
00:06:32What's wrong?
00:06:33I think I'm hallucinating.
00:06:35What?
00:06:36Isn't that Prince Edward?
00:06:38What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:40Ari, you're speaking to literal royalty.
00:06:43No, it's alright.
00:06:45We bumped into each other as I toured the hospital, and I was a little rude.
00:06:49I apologise, Miss Douglas.
00:06:53Could I have a word outside?
00:06:55You're doing this for your sister?
00:07:05Well done.
00:07:06Gold star for the Prince.
00:07:08If you marry me, I will pay for her whole treatment.
00:07:13Anything she needs.
00:07:15Wait, you're serious?
00:07:17Yes.
00:07:19But, if you'll permit me, there is one last thing I must test.
00:07:42What now?
00:07:48I love you, sis.
00:08:04Australian tradition dictates that you mustn't see each other again until your wedding day.
00:08:07What, so you just kissed me and left?
00:08:09I'm to escort you to Australia as soon as you're done here.
00:08:11But I must gas you to keep the engagement a secret.
00:08:14Why?
00:08:15Every move a royal mech is in the spotlight.
00:08:17It's just one of the many things you're going to have to get used to.
00:08:19And fast.
00:08:22Your new life starts now.
00:08:37Ma'am?
00:08:38This is Prince Edward's younger brother, Prince Xavier.
00:08:40Oh, hi.
00:08:41Um...
00:08:43Greetings, your royal highness.
00:09:02My god.
00:09:03Did nobody even teach you how to curtsy?
00:09:10Um...
00:09:12God, I'm sorry.
00:09:14Although that really was the worst curtsy I think I've ever seen.
00:09:20So you're the famous Harry Douglas I've heard so much about.
00:09:24I'm Edward's younger, funnier, more handsome, more charismatic little brother.
00:09:30Sorry you ended up with the dad, but um...
00:09:33Hey, we still have time to fall in love.
00:09:35Run away before the wedding.
00:09:38Come with me.
00:09:44Uh, this is our little fixer-upper.
00:09:48Your room's round about the 312th on the left.
00:09:52I imagine you want to settle in and rest, but...
00:09:59Already late for our first appointment.
00:10:01Good!!!
00:10:03Lorsal
00:10:30From rags to riches, let's make you a princess.
00:11:00Yes, queen. Or should I say, yes, future queen.
00:11:05I've never seen myself like this.
00:11:07Let's drop those heels.
00:11:18Why did Adelaide find a savage?
00:11:21Isn't it obvious? She's a whore.
00:11:24You must have fallen in love with her, almost between her legs.
00:11:29She'll be gone as soon as he gets bored of fucking a present.
00:11:40Go away!
00:11:49So this is true?
00:11:52Who are you?
00:11:53Your predecessor.
00:11:59You have a very pretty face.
00:12:04If you want to keep it that way, leave while you still can.
00:12:08Is that a threat?
00:12:09No, no, it's a warning.
00:12:12Edward is not the man he makes out to be.
00:12:14And trust me, my darling, you weren't the first one to fall for his trap.
00:12:27Harry?
00:12:28Harry?
00:12:29Harry, you're not leaving are you?
00:12:30Harry?
00:12:31Harry?
00:12:32Harry?
00:12:33Harry?
00:12:34Harry?
00:12:35Harry?
00:12:36Harry?
00:12:37Harry?
00:12:39Harry, I've been transferred to the best cancer hospital in Manhattan.
00:12:51My treatment's being paid for by some anonymous donor.
00:12:52That's great, Hen.
00:12:53I feel like I can finally breathe again.
00:12:54Oh, gotta go.
00:12:55Dog's here.
00:12:56Love you.
00:12:57Love you.
00:12:59Harry?
00:13:00Harry?
00:13:01Harry?
00:13:02Harry?
00:13:03I've been transferred to the best cancer hospital in Manhattan.
00:13:04My treatment's being paid for by some anonymous donor.
00:13:07That's great, Hen.
00:13:09I feel like I can finally breathe again.
00:13:12Oh, gotta go.
00:13:13Dog's here.
00:13:14Love you.
00:13:16Love you.
00:13:20Harry?
00:13:21Harry?
00:13:23It's your big day.
00:13:24Okay.
00:13:34Let's get this over with.
00:13:55You look radiant.
00:14:00I'm sorry.
00:14:01It's not the royal wedding you might have expected.
00:14:04My father is-
00:14:05I'm just doing this for Henley.
00:14:07Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join this man and this woman in holy matrimony.
00:14:13Prince Edward, your boughs.
00:14:16Harry, though it was circumstance that brought us together, it is love that will bind us.
00:14:25With this ring, I commit to you my heart, my spirit, and my soul.
00:14:32Let us shower our lives until they are well spent, and spend them well, together.
00:14:38Do you, Edward, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
00:14:45I do.
00:14:46And do you, Ariana, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?
00:14:56I do.
00:14:58And I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:15:02You may kiss the bride.
00:15:03Arrest that man!
00:15:09Arrest that man!
00:15:15What's the meaning of this?
00:15:17You know exactly what you did, you bastard.
00:15:20Explain yourself.
00:15:22Last night, Prince Edward here decided to pay a little visit to my beloved fiancé.
00:15:28What fiancé?
00:15:30Princess Dima.
00:15:34I only went there to retrieve the royal wedding ring.
00:15:40And this is what he did to me when I refused to give it to him.
00:15:44That is a lie!
00:15:45Take him away!
00:15:47You don't believe them, do you, Ari?
00:15:51Ari?
00:15:52Ari?
00:15:54Ari!
00:15:56Ari!
00:16:04Comfortable cousin?
00:16:06You scoundrel!
00:16:09It was you that put those brutus on Dima.
00:16:12What do you care?
00:16:14Besides, you've got your American Barbie princess now anyway.
00:16:17What happened to you?
00:16:20We used to be like brothers.
00:16:22If we were brothers, then there wouldn't be a problem.
00:16:24I'd already have the crown.
00:16:26That's what this is about.
00:16:29You scredited me in order to steal my birthright.
00:16:32It's just as much my birthright as it is yours.
00:16:34My father should have fought for what was rightfully his.
00:16:37He was a younger twin!
00:16:38By what?
00:16:39Twelve minutes, was it?
00:16:41Your father was only given the airship because he was the favourite son.
00:16:45And you are willing to destroy our family over such nonsense?
00:16:51I am.
00:16:54But it doesn't have to go that way, cousin.
00:16:57Simply relinquish your claim to the throne to me and I'll drop the charges.
00:17:02They won't stand anyway.
00:17:03Oh, they will.
00:17:05I have every High Court judge in my back pocket.
00:17:09If you even try and take this to trial, I will ruin you.
00:17:34You've reached the chicken pen, but it's all out of hens.
00:17:49Leave a message and I'll clock you back.
00:18:04Take our word for you.
00:18:09Yeah, what are.
00:18:11I need to tell you what is lawful by me.
00:18:15What are you washing boxes now?
00:18:17Take some and let my money get!
00:18:20Put up what you are making?
00:18:23Thanks.
00:18:26Be safe.
00:18:28Be safe.
00:18:30Hamburgçš„ payments
00:18:32That's going to take some getting used to.
00:18:56It's an honor to finally meet you, Your Majesty.
00:18:59I wish I could say the same.
00:19:03It's good that you're here, though. Sign this.
00:19:08An annulment agreement?
00:19:10Well, I presume your ridiculous marriage has not been consummated yet due to my son's situation.
00:19:16Sign the contract and let's end this foolishness.
00:19:20I can't.
00:19:21You can, and you will.
00:19:24No. Edward promised me that he'd pay for my sister's cancer tuition and I can't let her down.
00:19:29Well, if it's just the money you're here for, have it.
00:19:41This feels wrong.
00:19:42Either you sign or we force you to.
00:19:46Trust me, we still keep some nasty traditions in this palace.
00:19:50You asked me to find a bride worthy of the crown. So I did.
00:20:04The girls are commoner.
00:20:05No, father. She is my wife.
00:20:06I will not let you change that.
00:20:10I'm so sorry for today.
00:20:11I don't want your apologies. I want the truth.
00:20:14Did you hurt Princess Dima?
00:20:15No.
00:20:16North Korean.
00:20:17No, dollars.
00:20:18And it feels wrong we are who I'm not sure, but there's no disappeared through the cake.
00:20:21Handled with the想法 is my developing command.
00:20:22Just here, no, no.
00:20:23No, father.
00:20:24She is my wife.
00:20:25I will not let you change that.
00:20:29I'm so sorry for today.
00:20:33I don't want your apologies.
00:20:36I want the truth.
00:20:39Did you hurt Princess Dima?
00:20:43No.
00:20:45My cousin Marcus is trying to smear my reputation.
00:20:48Why should I believe you?
00:20:52Why do you think you're here, Ari?
00:20:54I don't know.
00:20:56I was supposed to marry Princess Dima for political reasons.
00:21:02When she cheated on me, I made a vow to only marry the person that I wanted.
00:21:07And then I found you.
00:21:09We barely know each other.
00:21:10Then give me a chance.
00:21:13I saw how you would go to any length to save your sister.
00:21:17And it resonated with me because...
00:21:20I lost my mother to cancer.
00:21:26Edward.
00:21:28Ari, I fell in love with your humanity.
00:21:32And now I'm asking that you trust in mine.
00:21:36I'm innocent.
00:21:38Edward, you're shaking.
00:21:44I never kissed a bride.
00:21:59It's still our wedding day for another five minutes.
00:22:03It's still our wedding day for another five minutes.
00:22:03I'm sorry.
00:22:04I'm sorry.
00:22:04I'm sorry.
00:22:04I'm sorry.
00:22:05I'm sorry.
00:22:06I'm sorry.
00:22:06I'm sorry.
00:22:06I'm sorry.
00:22:06I'm sorry.
00:22:07I'm sorry.
00:22:08I can't believe you did all of this for me and my family, Edward.
00:22:09Wow. This hospital is amazing. I can't believe you did all of this for me and my family,
00:22:30Edward.
00:22:31I can't wait to tell them that we're married.
00:22:36Mom? Mom? What's wrong?
00:22:48It's in a coma.
00:23:01So you ran off to get hitched while your sister fights for her life?
00:23:05It wasn't like that.
00:23:07That big shiny ring suggests otherwise.
00:23:11Edward is paying for Henley's treatment. He's the reason she's in this hospital.
00:23:16Why? What does he get out of it?
00:23:19Me.
00:23:21You sold yourself to him? Is that what you're telling me?
00:23:26Friendly. Friendly, Mom. Friendly.
00:23:36This is Dr. Mortimer. My private physician.
00:23:39I recommend we perform a stem cell transplant right away. It's risky, but it could save Henley's life.
00:23:47Ari, your medical record shows you could be an ideal donor.
00:23:51Just show me where to sign, Doc.
00:23:53I don't even know this person. She could be a quack.
00:23:56If Edward chose her, then so do I.
00:24:00We will get both of you prepped for surgery immediately.
00:24:03Mom?
00:24:17Well, sweetheart, here. Have some water.
00:24:20He hasn't left your side. I'm so sorry about before. I was just struggling so much without you here.
00:24:33Henley?
00:24:34She's still sleeping. But the surgery was a success.
00:24:40I can't believe what you did for your sister.
00:24:43Selling yourself to this man.
00:24:47What they're saying about him in the papers.
00:24:50It's all lies, Mom. Mom, someone's trying to get him.
00:24:55Doctor.
00:24:57Ari's awake.
00:24:58Ever!
00:25:04Ever!
00:25:07Never!
00:25:08Ever!
00:25:12No!
00:25:13I know!
00:25:14When was I?
00:25:15I know!
00:25:19Ever!
00:25:21Ever!
00:25:24Ever!
00:25:26Ever!
00:25:28No, no, no!
00:25:41Fucking drop it, Bob!
00:25:52I'm not you, pal.
00:25:56That wasn't very nice.
00:25:58Field trip's over. We need to get you and the princess to see if heist...
00:26:02No!
00:26:26How are you feeling now?
00:26:28Who the hell were they, Edward?
00:26:31They must have been sent by Marcus.
00:26:33He wants the throne that badly that he'd try and kill his own cousin?
00:26:37Try to put it out your mind.
00:26:39I can't.
00:26:41I can't stop thinking about how close they came to losing you.
00:26:45I nearly lost you.
00:26:47You would have sacrificed yourself to save me.
00:26:51Why?
00:26:53You know why?
00:26:56Say it, Ari.
00:27:00Say it.
00:27:01Because I love you, Edward.
00:27:05I can't let you go.
00:27:06I can't let you go.
00:27:10I can't let you go.
00:27:11Thank you very much.
00:27:12To be continued...
00:27:42Hello.
00:28:04Sorry, did I wake you?
00:28:07Oh, wow.
00:28:09Again?
00:28:10Yeah, well, I was going to take us to breakfast,
00:28:11but we're not allowed to be.
00:28:19Percy.
00:28:21So much for this being a safe room.
00:28:23Sorry, Your Highnesses,
00:28:24but we need to get you back to Australia right away.
00:28:27But I wanted to see Henley first.
00:28:29Yes, and I wanted to get some answers from the assassin.
00:28:31Well, that could be difficult.
00:28:32He's just been murdered in a cell.
00:28:34Someone didn't want him to talk.
00:28:35Marcus.
00:28:37Marcus.
00:28:45I know it's not the perfect honeymoon,
00:28:52but we used to spend every Christmas at Oakwall when I was a boy.
00:28:54It was my mother's favourite place.
00:28:59No wonder.
00:29:00It's beautiful.
00:29:09Can I help you, sir?
00:29:10I'm here to escort Prince Edward and Princess Arie on their honeymoon.
00:29:14Prince Edward is welcome.
00:29:16The lady is not.
00:29:17Excuse me?
00:29:18The king's orders, Your Highness.
00:29:21He doesn't recognise her as a member of the royal family.
00:29:27How dare you question my wife to just missy?
00:29:30I'll have you discharged.
00:29:32I'll deal with this.
00:29:37Let us through, lad.
00:29:39That's an order.
00:29:40Your order doesn't outtrack the king's.
00:29:42Actually, in matters of security, it does.
00:29:45There's currently a threat on the lives of both the prince and the princess.
00:29:47Do you want their deaths on your conscience?
00:29:56Cool.
00:29:57Easy.
00:29:59I'm sorry, my love.
00:30:00This is outrageous.
00:30:01Oh, believe me, this is not my first traffic fight.
00:30:04Let me show you how we resolve things the American way.
00:30:17Well, you've been about as useful as a screen door and a submarine, kid.
00:30:25You know, I like this better than the palace.
00:30:46It feels more, I don't know.
00:30:50Like home.
00:30:52Yeah, if your home has 23 bathrooms, 30,000 acres and a dozen horses, then sure.
00:30:56Cool.
00:30:56Oh, you'll love this.
00:31:02Every Christmas, we used to put a plane for the adults.
00:31:06Aw, were you Peter Pan?
00:31:08One year.
00:31:09And here is my costume from the Nutcracker.
00:31:13Oh, Prince Charming.
00:31:22At your service, milady.
00:31:25Oh, my hero.
00:31:31It suits you.
00:31:34Maybe our kids will wear these one day.
00:31:37Good practice for the real thing.
00:31:38Ah, another family tradition.
00:31:46My first kill, in fact.
00:31:49Wait, you killed this stag?
00:31:54Edward, that's horrible.
00:31:57Edward, that's horrible.
00:31:59Well, no, it's heritage.
00:32:02There are mounts here dating back to the 18th century.
00:32:07Oh, really?
00:32:07And did they use a guillotine to chop off their heads?
00:32:11You're being ridiculous.
00:32:13Me?
00:32:14I find it ridiculous, no barbaric, that you could butcher one of these creatures for sport.
00:32:19No, we don't butcher them.
00:32:21We have the utmost respect for our game.
00:32:24Your game.
00:32:26Your game.
00:32:27If you had respect for your game, you wouldn't call it your game.
00:32:31God, how could it have been so wrong about you?
00:32:33What does that mean?
00:32:35You're just like one of them.
00:32:36A little snob with a big gun.
00:32:40You're judging me because of my class.
00:32:42Yes.
00:32:44Killing things to impress people?
00:32:46It's horrible.
00:32:47Beg your pardon?
00:32:48Not now, Percy.
00:32:48Not now, Percy.
00:32:49Apologies, your highnesses.
00:32:51But I think you're going to want to see this.
00:32:53How are you feeling now, your highness?
00:32:58See for yourself.
00:33:06Edward has to face justice.
00:33:08We can't be ruled by a criminal.
00:33:10The prince is innocent until proven guilty.
00:33:13And he'll have his day in court.
00:33:17There is something else you should know about him.
00:33:19Darling?
00:33:20He called off our wedding so that he could marry an American prostitute named Arie Douglas.
00:33:28How dare they?
00:33:31These people are not fit to wear the crown.
00:33:34We'd make a better king and queen than my cousin Edward and his yank whore.
00:33:38A persuasive argument.
00:33:41Let's hope the public disagrees.
00:33:47You've not only brought this family into disrepute, Edward, but the crown itself.
00:33:53You really believe the accusations?
00:33:55Well, they tally with your reckless decision to marry this commoner.
00:34:00I'll give you one last chance to end this farce.
00:34:03Sign the annulment and we'll deny everything to the press.
00:34:06No.
00:34:11Arie is my wife.
00:34:14Now and forever.
00:34:17So be it.
00:34:19Your marriage stands.
00:34:20You honor me, father.
00:34:22I'm not only father to you.
00:34:24I'm father to this nation.
00:34:26And I will not have you jeopardize the crown.
00:34:31Xavier.
00:34:32You shall be my successor.
00:34:34And the new crown prince of Estria.
00:34:40You can't do that.
00:34:43It goes against convention, but these are unconventional times.
00:34:46No, you can't do that because I don't want it.
00:34:50It's not about what you want.
00:34:52We're at war with your cousin.
00:34:54And maybe with Lathina soon too.
00:34:56We need a show of strength.
00:34:58Giving in to Marcus's games?
00:35:01That's a show of strength?
00:35:02It wipes the slate clean.
00:35:06Xavier will be the new face of the monarchy.
00:35:09You'll marry a woman of stature and sire and heir.
00:35:13Are you blind?
00:35:21Or do you just ignore what's right in front of you?
00:35:23What are you talking about now?
00:35:26I won't marry.
00:35:29I won't have an heir.
00:35:31And I won't be king.
00:35:33Because I'm gay.
00:35:34The monarchy is above sexuality, Xavier.
00:35:41It's your crown too tight around the cranium.
00:35:44I'd rather announce all my titles than continue living this lie.
00:35:48What have I done to deserve these boys?
00:35:52You know, that's a good question.
00:35:54You have two incredible brave sons.
00:35:57But you didn't do anything to deserve them.
00:35:59No, I'm warning you, father.
00:36:01No, honestly, it's okay.
00:36:02I've got this.
00:36:04You think I'm scared of you, Maxwell?
00:36:07I'm not.
00:36:08I'm just so disappointed.
00:36:10You see, I never met my dad.
00:36:13And when we first met, I thought I would finally feel what it's like to have a real father.
00:36:18And no, honestly, I'm...
00:36:20I wish I'd never found out.
00:36:23You say you're father to the nation.
00:36:27You're not even a good father to your own sons.
00:36:49What's this?
00:36:51Oh, that's black pudding.
00:36:53It's, um, made from blood.
00:36:57You don't have to eat it.
00:36:59No, no, no, it's fine.
00:37:00I'll try it.
00:37:04Actually, I wanted to apologize for yesterday about the stag thing.
00:37:08After our argument with her dad, I kind of, I realized how different our upbringings were.
00:37:14It wasn't fair to judge you for that.
00:37:18I appreciate that.
00:37:20And, um, what you said to him, too.
00:37:23Morning.
00:37:35Morning.
00:37:35Morning.
00:37:35The king has arranged for Princess Arie to make her first public appearance.
00:37:42What?
00:37:43He said, and I quote, um, put that girl on TV.
00:37:47She's got some fire in her belly.
00:37:50He thinks we can beat Marcus by winning over the people.
00:37:53Well, that is great news.
00:37:55He did have one stipulation.
00:37:57You're to return to the palace, ma'am, for lessons in etiquette.
00:38:00And he'll be your personal tutor.
00:38:15Princess Arie Anna.
00:38:20Forgive me.
00:38:24My behavior has been unbecoming.
00:38:28Yeah, I don't really know what that means, but, um,
00:38:30Apologies accepted.
00:38:33Estrians respect their kings, but they love their queens.
00:38:36So, we have to work on your decorum.
00:38:40Thankfully, you'll be learning from the best.
00:38:42That's not a very decorum-y thing to say, Your Majesty.
00:38:46The word you're looking for is decorous.
00:38:48And I'm not talking about myself.
00:38:50I'm talking about your mother-in-law.
00:38:51Christmas is a time of joy.
00:39:01Notice her posture.
00:39:02And of her.
00:39:03Her poise.
00:39:04You're straight up.
00:39:06As though you have an iron rod.
00:39:07Across the street.
00:39:07To everyone watching.
00:39:09Now, this is your etiquette lesson, not mine.
00:39:11Yeah, no, no, no.
00:39:12Now, repeat after.
00:39:13My husband and I, my husband and I, would like to wish you a very merry Christmas.
00:39:19Well, you said all the words in with the right order.
00:39:25What was she like?
00:39:28A lot like you.
00:39:30She had a very kind way with people.
00:39:33Her charity work was her life.
00:39:35Boys were devastated to lose her.
00:39:39And you?
00:39:40It's never been the same without her.
00:39:53She's an inspiration?
00:39:55Yes.
00:39:56Our next queen has a lot to live up to.
00:40:03Good evening.
00:40:04Tonight I'm joined by Prince Edward's new bride, Princess Ariana.
00:40:08Welcome, Your Royal Highness.
00:40:10Good evening.
00:40:12Esther was shocked to learn about your recent marriage.
00:40:15Could you tell us more about how you met Prince Edward?
00:40:17We met in my hometown of Queens.
00:40:20Edward found that very serendipitous.
00:40:24Princess Dima alerted that you were working as a prostitute there.
00:40:27No, that is not true.
00:40:28So you are calling your fellow princess a liar?
00:40:31She was misinformed.
00:40:33To be clear, did Prince Edward ever pay you for your services?
00:40:37No, not in that way.
00:40:39So he has paid you.
00:40:40I'd rather not discuss.
00:40:41Ma'am, the public has a right to know who their new princess really is.
00:40:46So I would ask you again.
00:40:48Did Prince Edward ever pay you for your services?
00:40:51All right, yes.
00:41:08He paid for me.
00:41:10I was his mail order bride.
00:41:12And maybe that's just as much as scandal, but marrying Prince Edward is the best thing that I have ever done.
00:41:17My sister was fighting cancer, and I needed the money to save her.
00:41:25And he gave me that.
00:41:26But he gave me so much more.
00:41:29I'm not talking about the crown or the castles.
00:41:33I'm talking about his love and his kindness and his respect.
00:41:37And yes, I am calling Princess Demer a liar.
00:41:43I don't know why she wants to ruin us.
00:41:45Maybe she's bitter because Edward didn't forgive her after she was caught cheating on him with Prince Marcus.
00:41:51You can ask her about that.
00:41:53But what I do know is Edward is a good man.
00:41:57And yes, this started out as a transaction for sure.
00:42:00I needed the money to save my sister.
00:42:02And he needed to be saved for marrying a woman that he didn't love.
00:42:07But now my sister is getting better.
00:42:10And Edward has a wife who couldn't love him more.
00:42:23It's about time you started fighting back.
00:42:29Nice performance.
00:42:31Really appealing to the old heartstrings.
00:42:33It wasn't a performance.
00:42:35It's always a performance, princess.
00:42:38Only the people, they don't want love stories.
00:42:41They want dirt.
00:42:43That's why I'll win.
00:42:44Because I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty.
00:42:47As we discovered in New York.
00:42:49Are you referring to the assassination attempt?
00:42:53In fact, I'm the only reason you're still breathing.
00:42:57What?
00:42:59It was Athena who wanted you dead.
00:43:01But I convinced King Ithan to hold off.
00:43:06For now.
00:43:08See, he's willing to let you live so long as you...
00:43:11Give my airship to you.
00:43:13Clever boy.
00:43:16Make all the threats you want.
00:43:18I will prove my innocence in court.
00:43:23Oh, even if you are somehow able to convince my judge that Dima's the one lying,
00:43:28you won't convince her father.
00:43:30If you're found not guilty, he'll simply declare war.
00:43:35You just can't win.
00:43:37Your Highness, we're getting record engagements on our socials.
00:43:39People are going crazy for their new princess.
00:43:45Maybe they do want love stories after all.
00:43:47Oh, here's a good one.
00:43:58Starting a petition to rename Princess Harry the Queen of Spades.
00:44:02She just buried Princess Dima live on TV.
00:44:04Princess Harry is the best American import since fried chicken waffles.
00:44:13God, you don't actually eat that, do you?
00:44:15Um, your brother literally made me try a sausage made of blood.
00:44:18Fair.
00:44:19Your wife's a sensation in the nation.
00:44:30Father's etiquette lesson's clearly paid off.
00:44:34Speaking of, listen to this.
00:44:37Princess Harry should give this year's Christmas speech.
00:44:40King Maxwell's are as dry as my husband's turkey dinner.
00:44:42Yes, I saw that one.
00:44:46In fact,
00:44:47it gave me an idea.
00:44:50Ma'am,
00:44:51we're ready for you.
00:44:53Ready for what?
00:44:59Whenever you're ready, Your Highness.
00:45:03My fellow Estrians.
00:45:05You know, that feels pretty strange to say.
00:45:08I'm sure you're used to spending your Christmases with King Maxwell,
00:45:11but
00:45:12surprise
00:45:13you've got me this year.
00:45:15You know,
00:45:16my own Christmases are usually spent with my family.
00:45:19My sister,
00:45:20my mom,
00:45:21and me.
00:45:22And yet,
00:45:23here I am,
00:45:23giving a speech to all of you.
00:45:26But it still feels the same.
00:45:28It feels like family.
00:45:31Because you have opened your hearts to me.
00:45:34And made me feel at home here.
00:45:36So from the bottom of my heart,
00:45:39thank you.
00:45:40And Merry Christmas from the past.
00:45:42You were amazing.
00:45:49We'll upload it to your new channel tonight.
00:45:51I just wish my family was really here.
00:45:53Well, I think you'll like your present then.
00:46:00Merry Christmas, Ari.
00:46:02Merry Christmas, Ari.
00:46:02Happy.
00:46:08You know, I can't believe you're actually here.
00:46:10I can't believe you're here.
00:46:11You're a goddamn princess.
00:46:15Ari, what you did for me,
00:46:17I could never repay you.
00:46:18Well, you're getting better as payment and half.
00:46:21Oh, cool.
00:46:23I guess you won't be needing your present then.
00:46:25I'll get you first.
00:46:27I wanted to get you something to say thank you.
00:46:29It's not quite Crown Jewels level, but...
00:46:35Thank you, Anne.
00:46:43Where's your half?
00:46:44I don't need it.
00:46:45You already gave me a part of yourself with the transplant.
00:46:48And now you'll have a part of me too.
00:46:50Ari, I know you did all of this for me.
00:47:01But are you really happy here?
00:47:04I don't know.
00:47:07I guess my life is just really different now.
00:47:20Edward, have you heard from your lawyers?
00:47:24They've hired a PI to look into Marcus's bribery of state officials.
00:47:28But he's covered his tracks.
00:47:34I'm not sure we can beat him.
00:47:36Ari, there's a New Year's street party tonight.
00:47:38We have to go.
00:47:39You're not well enough.
00:47:40I've been here a whole week and you haven't let me out once.
00:47:43I want to go see Estria.
00:47:44Yeah, there'll be plenty of time for that when you're better.
00:47:46But I feel fine.
00:47:47I promise.
00:47:48No, Henley.
00:47:49We're working on a strategy for Edward's trial.
00:47:51We really don't have time for this.
00:47:58She's been cooped up for months.
00:48:01Must have been tough.
00:48:09Henley?
00:48:11Henley, look, I'm really sorry.
00:48:13We can celebrate here if you like.
00:48:15Henley, please, look, I'm sorry.
00:48:17Can I come in?
00:48:19Damn it, Henley.
00:48:31Hey, have you seen this girl?
00:48:33Oh my God, Princess Ari.
00:48:35I'm in your bed.
00:48:36Please, please, she's missing and she's my sister, so.
00:48:39Oh yeah, she's just there doing some shots.
00:48:41What?
00:48:46What are you even doing here?
00:48:47Ari, please, enough with the grown-up boys.
00:48:50You're still in recovery and you're underage.
00:48:52I'm not in this country.
00:48:53We're going home.
00:48:54Ari, please.
00:48:56Just let me have one night.
00:48:59I never thought I'd get to see another new year.
00:49:01I knew you pulled a cancer.
00:49:04Fine.
00:49:05But no more drinking.
00:49:06Love you, sis.
00:49:18Five, four, three, two, one.
00:49:23Happy New Year!
00:49:24Yeah!
00:49:24Happy New Year!
00:49:25Woo!
00:49:26Woo!
00:49:26Woo!
00:49:26Woo!
00:49:27Woo!
00:49:27Woo!
00:49:28Woo!
00:49:28Woo!
00:49:29Woo!
00:49:29Woo!
00:49:30Woo!
00:49:30Woo!
00:49:31Woo!
00:49:31Woo!
00:49:32Woo!
00:49:32Woo!
00:49:33Woo!
00:49:33Come on.
00:49:37I'm just having some fun.
00:49:39No.
00:49:39Don't you get it?
00:49:40I'm a public figure now.
00:49:42I have more important things to worry about than fun.
00:49:44Fine.
00:49:44Go back to your prince and your palace and your fancy new life.
00:49:49I'm sorry that I wanted to spend time with my sister.
00:49:53I guess she's just too important for that now.
00:50:03It's not what it looks like.
00:50:23It's not what it looks like.
00:50:28This creep grabbed me for like half a second before I threw him off.
00:50:32I'm surprised anyone had a chance to take a photo.
00:50:35Edward.
00:50:37Speak to me.
00:50:40Even if that is true, this is on every front page the day before my trial begins.
00:50:46Well, Dean Marcus must be behind it.
00:50:49It's another smear campaign.
00:50:50It's working.
00:50:54This will lose us to country's support just when we need it the most.
00:50:56Court is now in session.
00:51:19Prosecution may call its first witness.
00:51:22Thank you, Your Honor.
00:51:23The prosecution calls Captain Harry Percy to the stand.
00:51:37Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
00:51:41I do.
00:51:46Captain Percy, you are Prince Edward's bodyguard, are you not?
00:51:51I am.
00:51:52I am.
00:51:53You go everywhere with him, don't you?
00:51:56I do.
00:51:57Did you go with him to visit Princess Demor on the night of your soul?
00:52:02I did.
00:52:04Captain Percy, did you witness Prince Edward physically attack Princess Demor that night?
00:52:14I did.
00:52:15I just don't understand why Percy would lie.
00:52:28Yeah, I know.
00:52:29It sucks.
00:52:31He was really hot.
00:52:32I'm really not in the mood, Hen.
00:52:34I'm sorry.
00:52:35Mari, I don't know what you want me to say.
00:52:38I mean, Percy clearly worship you guys.
00:52:39I guess that human trash bag, Marcus, probably got to him the same way he got to the judge.
00:52:46Huh.
00:52:47What?
00:52:48The bruises.
00:52:50We know Edward didn't give them to Demor.
00:52:51Sure, it was Marcus.
00:52:53Yeah, but we always assumed they were working together, right?
00:52:57But what if Marcus was manipulating Demor?
00:53:01Forcing her to blame her injuries on Edward?
00:53:03Oh my God.
00:53:05Hen, I could kiss you right now.
00:53:07I need to go in to speak to my fellow princess.
00:53:12It's judgment day for Prince Edward, and his bodyguard's damning testimony can prove the
00:53:17deciding factor in the judge's verdict.
00:53:19And here she comes, Princess Arie.
00:53:23Just listen to those blues.
00:53:26She's, of course, caught up in her own adulty scandal.
00:53:30And this could be, as well, a dark day for the whole couple.
00:53:33It's not like me!
00:53:38Demor.
00:53:41What do you want?
00:53:43It's not too late to stop this.
00:53:45Why would I want to do that?
00:53:47Well, I believe it's Prince Marcus who's been hurting you.
00:53:50I'm forced you to blame it on Edward.
00:53:52We're facing another beating or worse.
00:53:54But it's okay.
00:53:55You don't have to be scared anymore.
00:53:56I can make you safe.
00:53:58Oh.
00:54:17It's the best joke I've ever heard.
00:54:19You poor naive girl.
00:54:25Did you really think my brain-dead fiancé was behind all this?
00:54:29I just made him believe it was all his idea.
00:54:32Our affair in the throne room.
00:54:34Bribing the judge.
00:54:36I even had to force him to hit me.
00:54:39He thinks this whole charade is about winning him the throne.
00:54:42And what is it really about?
00:54:48Bringing down the piercements.
00:54:51For generations, they've looked down their noses at little Athena.
00:54:55We've been invaded and attacked too many times to count.
00:54:59And yet, my father sent me here to marry your loser, Prince.
00:55:06So I decided to use Marcus to divide the family.
00:55:10Bring them down from the inside.
00:55:13I didn't factor you in, of course, but clearly I needn't have worried about Edward's dollar store, Princess.
00:55:19You'll soon be forgotten.
00:55:22A side note in the downfall of the Estrian royal family.
00:55:25Oh, chop chop, time to hear your husband's guilty verdict.
00:55:31You won't get away with this.
00:55:33Oh, darling, I already have.
00:55:37Oh, here they are.
00:55:42Princess Dima, did you know that this conversation with Princess Ari was recorded and live-streamed on other social media?
00:55:49What?
00:55:50Who's the naive one now?
00:55:52Oh, you devious little bitch.
00:55:56I learned from the best.
00:56:01If you ever threaten my family again, I will put you in a box smaller than the cell that you're headed for.
00:56:08Okay?
00:56:10You all right?
00:56:11Yes, where's Edward?
00:56:13The judge has found him guilty.
00:56:17Wait!
00:56:18I have new evidence that proves that Prince Edward is innocent.
00:56:22I've already passed my judgment.
00:56:26The prince is guilty as charged.
00:56:27Well, Your Honor, I also have evidence that you were bribed into making that verdict.
00:56:32How dare you!
00:56:34Bailiff!
00:56:35Stop right there.
00:56:38This sham is over.
00:56:40You hold no authority here.
00:56:42This is the Crown Court, is it not?
00:56:44I am the living embodiment of the Crown and I revoke your spurious guilty verdict.
00:56:51And I charge you, Prince Marcus and Princess Dima, with treason.
00:56:56Arrest them.
00:56:57You saved me again.
00:57:19Looks like Prince Charlie's not the only hero around here.
00:57:23Yes, my queen!
00:57:24Yes, my queen!
00:57:25Yes, my queen!
00:57:26Yes, my queen!
00:57:28Yes, my queen!
00:57:33Come.
00:57:37You wanted to see us, Father.
00:57:41I owe you an apology, Edward.
00:57:43You're never capable of such violence.
00:57:45You've always been a man of peace.
00:57:46And, Arry, you share the same compassion and charisma as Edward's mother had in spades.
00:57:55You'll make a great queen.
00:57:57Thank you, Father.
00:57:59Of course, we do still have to work on the decorum.
00:58:01Ah-ha, we have plenty of time for that, Pops.
00:58:05Actually, the public are thirsty for new blood and, well, I'm ready for a rest.
00:58:11So I've decided to abdicate the throne to you two, young upstarts.
00:58:17Good luck.
00:58:33Your Royal Highness.
00:58:36We're going to New York, Percy.
00:58:37And we need protection.
00:58:38I might let you down.
00:58:41Forget about it.
00:58:42You were looking out for your family, and I get that.
00:58:45So shave that stubble, soldier.
00:58:47We got a plane to catch.
00:58:51Yes, ma'am.
00:58:57Good morning.
00:58:58We're very happy to...
00:59:00Sorry.
00:59:03We're very happy to welcome you all here today.
00:59:05As you know, my sister recently beat cancer.
00:59:12It was a hard battle.
00:59:14And to pay for it, I became a princess.
00:59:17But that's not really an option for most people.
00:59:21So, that's why we've opened Henley's House.
00:59:25A place where cancer patients can get free support throughout their treatment.
00:59:28Ah, so, um, please welcome the woman of the hour, Henley Douglas.
00:59:39I now declare Henley's House open!
00:59:43Well, I can't believe you made yourself first patient of Henley's House.
00:59:51Oh, God.
00:59:53I can't go through this again.
00:59:55Quit your bellyaching, Mom.
00:59:57Not every bellyache is a tumor.
00:59:59Do you ever feel like you liked her better when she was in a coma?
01:00:01Well, something did come up on this test results, folks.
01:00:08It's cancer.
01:00:09We're cursed.
01:00:11No, it's not cancer.
01:00:12Kidney stones.
01:00:14Liver disease.
01:00:15Mom.
01:00:15You're having a royal baby, Ari.
01:00:18Oh, my goodness.
01:00:19Oh, my goodness.
01:00:19Our lives are about to change forever.
01:00:36In more ways than you know.
01:00:47I love you.
01:00:48I love you, too.
01:00:49I love you, too.
01:01:19I love you, too.
01:01:20I love you, too.
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