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The Oscar Winner Is My Ex Netshort
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00:00:00Babe, I'm home!
00:00:10Guess what? I'm in the running for another Pulitzer, but...
00:00:16Jim?
00:00:21Jim, what the fuck?
00:00:23You're cheating on me?
00:00:28With my best friend?
00:00:30Best friend? Please.
00:00:32If it weren't for Jim, I wouldn't even waste a minute on you.
00:00:38Don't make a scene in my house, Lois. I want a real wife.
00:00:41Not someone chasing after a dead-end career.
00:00:43Maybe if you paid attention to Jim, honey, then you'd realize what he really needs.
00:00:49Cut the crap, bitch. My career is part of who I am.
00:00:52I busted my ass for everything that I've achieved.
00:00:55I even cover your rent, Stella. This is how you repay me.
00:00:58A knife in my back.
00:01:04The hell is your fucking career!
00:01:06Stop! You're insane!
00:01:08Ow! Get off of it!
00:01:16You're worthless to me, Lois. Sign this and stay the hell out of my life.
00:01:19And don't ever come back to this house. My house!
00:01:22Gladly, you heartless bastard. Marrying you was the worst decision of my life. You should have stayed with my ex.
00:01:35Who, Lois? Clark? Please. You're just a nobody. And he's a Hollywood superstar now. He doesn't want you.
00:01:45That's a good girl. Don't worry. We'll make sure to save you a former seat at our wedding.
00:01:51You know what? I hope you both rot in hell!
00:02:01Yeah, she's getting a divorce. That scumbag cheated on her.
00:02:03Got it. She's our friend, Barney. Let her stay until my place is ready.
00:02:07Understood.
00:02:11Barney's been a good friend. Even after I broke up with Clark. He'll let me stay.
00:02:17Oh my god, Lois, what happened?
00:02:21It's Jim. He... he cheated. And he kicked me out and...
00:02:26Barney, I don't have anywhere else to go. Can I please stay with you tonight?
00:02:29Look, I promise... I promise I'll find somewhere else to stay tomorrow, okay?
00:02:33Of course. Come on in.
00:02:38Take as long as you need.
00:02:42Jim wasn't husband material. I'm so glad you're done with him.
00:02:45How's our A-lister doing?
00:02:48You... miss him?
00:02:49No. No, I'm... I'm just curious. I mean...
00:02:54Actually, Lois, he's, um...
00:02:56Clark? My ex-boyfriend? He's here?
00:02:59Clark? My ex-boyfriend? He's here?
00:03:17Oh my god, Clark! What are you doing here?
00:03:31Can I have a guy who surprises you all?
00:03:33He's here.
00:03:34He's here.
00:03:39So, how was the show?
00:03:41It was good. It ran longer than I expected. Which is why I'm moving away.
00:03:45Listen, I want to just say thank you for supporting me in my dream.
00:03:51I know that you're working really hard to keep us going.
00:03:55Hey, when you make it big, I'll just be counting on you to make it up to me.
00:04:01I'm okay with that.
00:04:02Yeah.
00:04:03So, how's Clark doing?
00:04:14Clark's mom is sick, and her treatment is expensive. I think he needs our help.
00:04:19Yeah, I mean, of course. I'll do anything I can to help. Actually, I was thinking that you might...
00:04:24That's the thing. A big agency wants to sign Clark. This could be his big break.
00:04:29Barney! That's incredible! I mean, this could change everything for him!
00:04:33There's a catch. The agency has this policy. They only sign actors who are single.
00:04:39So, if you really love him, now's the time to decide.
00:04:51Happy anniversary, beautiful.
00:04:53Listen, Clark. We're done.
00:04:59Where'd you get this ring?
00:05:01I've fallen for someone else.
00:05:06I thought you loved me.
00:05:09If you really love him, now's the time to decide.
00:05:12What did you expect, Clark? You're just a struggling actor.
00:05:15But Jim? Jim's rich. He could give me the life that you never could.
00:05:19What? Jim? Like Jim Kirby? That snobbish rich asshole who just flaunts his wealth in front of everyone?
00:05:25Lois! You're better than that!
00:05:28This is not up for discussion, Clark. We're done!
00:05:30This is not up for discussion, Clark. We're done!
00:05:31I think this is up for a while.
00:05:32This is not up for discussion, Clark.
00:05:33You're doing baseball.
00:05:34You're taking this for a while.
00:05:35You're making it.
00:05:36I'm training at CM and I'm working on TV.
00:05:37Clark's here to run over a few blockbuster projects with me.
00:06:03Hi.
00:06:04It appears you have company.
00:06:08I'll see you at the office tomorrow.
00:06:12I mean, who can blame him?
00:06:15Gave up the one guy I truly loved and now he's the biggest star in the country.
00:06:26And here I am.
00:06:30Kicked out by a cheater and a liar and a jerk.
00:06:34Way to go, Lois.
00:06:44Kaine, you are late.
00:06:50Or have you forgotten you're not the big shot journalist you used to be?
00:06:54Is that alcohol I smell?
00:06:58I'm so sorry, boss.
00:07:00There.
00:07:08That should help.
00:07:09By the way, I'm sending you back down to the entertainment desk.
00:07:12That department is on the chopping block and I could use someone who can handle a diva actor.
00:07:16Last chance, Kaine.
00:07:18Don't screw this up.
00:07:20Listen up, everyone.
00:07:22This is Lois Kaine, your newest team member.
00:07:26Wow, wow, wow.
00:07:28Look who it is.
00:07:30She's my new boss?
00:07:32I know you all have heard the rumors about the billionaire acquiring our magazine.
00:07:38Brace yourselves.
00:07:39Buckle up.
00:07:40Arya's doing it for his first love.
00:07:42I wonder who the lucky girl is.
00:07:44Lost your dad.
00:07:48Lost your man.
00:07:50And now, you're about to lose your job too.
00:07:54Must be tough, huh?
00:07:56And once I charm the new boss, you'll be out of here for good.
00:08:04Once I charm the new boss, you'll be out of here for good.
00:08:08Damn it, Stella!
00:08:20Press conference in ten.
00:08:22You're covering it.
00:08:24Oh, and don't be late or you're fired.
00:08:26Wait, ten minutes?
00:08:27But who's even-
00:08:28I don't want to use a handful.
00:08:29Good luck with that.
00:08:38First at Barney's place, and now here?
00:08:42Oh, I guess my first question of the day.
00:08:44Why do I keep running into him?
00:08:46Uh, hello?
00:08:47Ground control to Major Kaine?
00:08:51I apologize, Mr. Cavill.
00:08:53Um...
00:08:54Sorry, can you- can you repeat the question?
00:08:58Uh, hello?
00:09:00I apologize, Mr. Cavill.
00:09:01Um, sorry, can you- can you repeat the question?
00:09:04My question was, what do you think the theme of love is in notebooks?
00:09:08You're an entertainment journalist, so I figured you'd have some good insights, right?
00:09:14Right, of course, yes.
00:09:16Um, the main characters, they go through a rough relationship, and their love goes through-
00:09:22Their emotions are high and low, their love-
00:09:27This all sounds pretty generic to me, don't you think?
00:09:30Maybe you don't know what true love is, or miss the point of it entirely.
00:09:41Is it just me, or does Clark have it out for her?
00:09:43Yeah.
00:09:44Why is she soaked?
00:09:45Is she trying to seduce Clark or something?
00:09:48Definitely some tension there.
00:09:49I've never seen him like this.
00:09:51I appreciate your advice.
00:09:53If I may, it's clear, Miss Kane is completely unprofessional.
00:10:00She's nothing but an amateur who can't even recognize the genius of Mr. Cavill.
00:10:06Let's get this incompetent reporter out of-
00:10:09No!
00:10:12Don't touch her!
00:10:16Don't touch her!
00:10:17Close.
00:10:19Everyone, the press conference is over.
00:10:21Thank you for your time.
00:10:23What the hell are you doing, Clark?
00:10:25What?
00:10:26What?
00:10:27What?
00:10:28What?
00:10:29What?
00:10:30Ladies and gentlemen, we appreciate your understanding.
00:10:32Mr. Cavill will take further questions at a later time.
00:10:34What?
00:10:35Are you trying to ruin your career?
00:10:47If they go digging into our path.
00:10:59Since when you care about my career?
00:11:01I thought you only cared about finding a rich guy.
00:11:03It still hurts to think about you now.
00:11:07The way you just ditched me for that jerk!
00:11:09Clark, I...
00:11:10You played me for years.
00:11:13From high school through college.
00:11:15I guess you really are just a gold digger in the end.
00:11:18Please.
00:11:19Please, Clark, let me go.
00:11:20I've been waiting a long time for this.
00:11:24Lois.
00:11:33I am not letting you get away this time.
00:11:46God.
00:11:52Did we really just kiss?
00:11:55Listen up, everyone.
00:11:56Big, huge news.
00:11:59Our magazine's been acquired,
00:12:00and our new boss is on the way to meet us.
00:12:03So let's get it together
00:12:04and make a stellar first impression.
00:12:07Oh, and Lois?
00:12:10Maybe try to look a little more presentable.
00:12:14No wonder your husband cheated.
00:12:16Excuse me?
00:12:17Save it.
00:12:18Go to the storage room and bring out all the old awards.
00:12:20We need to show her accomplishments off.
00:12:22Oh, sweet, Lois.
00:12:35Let's wait until the superstar sees this fake article you posted.
00:12:40Say goodbye to your career, Lois Pulitzer Kane.
00:12:52What the hell?
00:12:56Hello?
00:12:57Hello?
00:12:58Anyone out there?
00:12:59Hello?
00:12:59Hello?
00:13:01Oh, my God.
00:13:03Oh, God.
00:13:07Please.
00:13:11Please.
00:13:14Please.
00:13:15Please, please, no.
00:13:16Lois.
00:13:17Lois.
00:13:18Hey.
00:13:19Lois.
00:13:20Look at me.
00:13:21Where are you?
00:13:21It's okay?
00:13:23Hey.
00:13:23It's okay.
00:13:24You're right here.
00:13:26Hey, breathe.
00:13:29That's it.
00:13:30You're okay.
00:13:40Is that Clark Caffell?
00:13:42With Lois?
00:13:43I told you they had a thing.
00:13:45Oh, my God, Lois.
00:13:53You didn't.
00:13:55What's happening?
00:13:57Lois Kane.
00:13:58You're under arrest for libel and defamation.
00:14:01What?
00:14:02That's insane.
00:14:03I didn't write that.
00:14:07Lois Kane.
00:14:08You're under arrest for libel and defamation.
00:14:11What?
00:14:11That's insane.
00:14:13I didn't write that.
00:14:14I am so sorry, Mr. Caffell.
00:14:16I had no idea Lois would stoop this low.
00:14:21You know I've never...
00:14:22Save it for the judges.
00:14:24Let go.
00:14:25No.
00:14:26Wait.
00:14:26Wait.
00:14:27Let her go.
00:14:27Sir, she...
00:14:28No.
00:14:28I said let her go.
00:14:29Sir, she...
00:14:29I said let her go.
00:14:32Party headless.
00:14:33Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement.
00:14:37As of today, Clark Caffell is the new owner of Daily Globe.
00:14:42Holy shit.
00:14:44He's my boss now?
00:14:46And as the new owner, I will make sure that this gets thoroughly investigated.
00:14:53As the new owner, I will make sure that this gets thoroughly investigated.
00:14:57What the hell is he up to?
00:14:59Check the timestamp on the article.
00:15:00It says it was published around the same time Lois and I were trapped in the storage room.
00:15:04Clearly, this is some sort of setup.
00:15:07Maybe.
00:15:08Maybe she scheduled it in advance.
00:15:11Well, let's check the security footage then, shall we?
00:15:14That'll clear things up.
00:15:16Mr. Caffell, the security system has been compromised.
00:15:19All of the footage is gone.
00:15:28Hello?
00:15:29Trace the IP address back to the publisher of this article.
00:15:32I need answers now.
00:15:34What?
00:15:37The one who sent the photos in the article is Jim Kirby.
00:15:40Jim?
00:15:43That scumbag and his mistress.
00:15:45Not again.
00:15:49Bring this Jim Kirby in for questioning.
00:15:51Clearly, he's the one behind this smear campaign.
00:15:55Wait, that's not necessary.
00:15:56I mean, why do you have to involve the cops in this?
00:16:07It'll just draw more attention to the article.
00:16:10Well, I can issue a statement saying that we were hacked and the article is fake.
00:16:16Fine.
00:16:17But make sure it's convincing.
00:16:21One more thing.
00:16:22Why exactly were Lois and I trapped in that storage room?
00:16:32I went in there to make a private phone call and she happened to walk in.
00:16:36But somehow, the door locked behind her.
00:16:41Clearly, somebody here is more focused on sabotaging their co-workers rather than doing their actual job.
00:16:49Clearly, somebody here is more focused on sabotaging their co-workers rather than doing their actual job.
00:16:54Perhaps it's time for new leadership to step in and tackle these issues.
00:17:06But, Mr. Cavill, I swear I am right.
00:17:07Honey, I strongly suggest you get your staff under control.
00:17:10This behavior will not fly under my will.
00:17:15Understood.
00:17:16That's all we know.
00:17:27I've been waiting a long time for this.
00:17:31Lois.
00:17:36He's up to something.
00:17:39And whatever it is, it's going to turn my life upside down.
00:17:46Vodka tonic, please.
00:17:51Make it strong.
00:17:52I'm sorry, miss.
00:17:53We're closed for a private event tonight.
00:17:56Oh, Sam.
00:17:58Sorry, Sam.
00:18:00She's with me.
00:18:01So, thanks for the seat back there.
00:18:17No problem.
00:18:19So, uh, what's going on with you and that gym guy?
00:18:23Um, he cheated.
00:18:26With my best friend.
00:18:28We're divorced now.
00:18:29Um, I'm staying with Barney.
00:18:31Just for now.
00:18:34So, uh, going to another rich man didn't really work out?
00:18:37Carmen's a bitch.
00:18:39That's not what happened.
00:18:40But, I have some money in a pocket now, too.
00:18:46I could be a new sugar daddy.
00:18:50So, I could be a new sugar daddy.
00:18:53Go to hell, Clark.
00:18:54I'm not some gold-digging bitch.
00:18:55Oh, really?
00:18:57Do you need me to remind you how our breakup went down?
00:18:59I remember every detail.
00:19:01You don't know the half of it.
00:19:02Then tell me, Lois.
00:19:03Why did you throw everything away from that prick?
00:19:05I can't tell him the truth.
00:19:07It'd destroy him and ruin his relationship with Barney.
00:19:12That's what I thought.
00:19:14You just left just like that.
00:19:16You just left.
00:19:46You're mine, Lois.
00:19:50Remember that.
00:19:51Damn it.
00:20:20I figured you'd be hungry.
00:20:31What do you want, Clark?
00:20:34Lois.
00:20:35I want you to move in with me.
00:20:38Really?
00:20:38You think that'd be a good idea?
00:20:40After everything between us.
00:20:41I know.
00:20:42I know.
00:20:43But I'm not asking for a serious relationship, okay?
00:20:45Just something simpler.
00:20:47No strings attached.
00:20:49Just us.
00:20:49That's insane.
00:20:51Lois, you owe me.
00:20:53After everything we've been through?
00:20:54But I didn't...
00:20:55Is Barney's couch really that comfortable?
00:20:57What about the paparazzi?
00:21:01Won't they come sniffing around your place?
00:21:03I'm under the radar here.
00:21:05I moved in for the exact reason no one knows who I am.
00:21:07I moved in for the exact reason no one knows who I am.
00:21:15What about the paparazzi I'm sniffing around your place?
00:21:18I'm under the radar here, okay?
00:21:20I moved in for the exact reason no one knows who I am here.
00:21:23All right, fine.
00:21:26Look, I'll move in with you, but only temporarily.
00:21:29And...
00:21:30You know, if people found out about us, it could ruin your career.
00:21:35You know what?
00:21:36You're right.
00:21:37I'll just give up this whole celebrity thing now, and, uh...
00:21:40I was going to call Barney, in fact, and...
00:21:42Clark, stop!
00:21:44Be serious.
00:21:45I thought you wanted me to put our relationship ahead of my fame.
00:21:48That's not what I meant, and you know it.
00:21:50Look, I just...
00:21:52I don't want to be the reason you lose everything that you worked so hard for.
00:21:57You get it.
00:21:59Loud and clear, baby.
00:22:02I just have one more question, just for fun.
00:22:09I don't want to be the reason you lose everything that you worked so hard for.
00:22:13You get it.
00:22:15Loud and clear, baby.
00:22:18I just have one more question.
00:22:20Just for fun.
00:22:22What if I did want you back?
00:22:24You're not in the mood for games.
00:22:25I need an answer, Lois.
00:22:27Fine.
00:22:29I'll...
00:22:30I'll take you back the day you win an Oscar.
00:22:33Happy now?
00:22:35Challenge accepted.
00:22:39Let me drive you to work at least.
00:22:41No, it's fine.
00:22:42I'll get a new work.
00:22:43Lois, what the hell are you doing here?
00:23:05Jim?
00:23:06None of your business.
00:23:07Get lost.
00:23:08I saw you leaving that guy's house.
00:23:10What, are you shocking up with some random guy now?
00:23:12I'm staying with a friend, you idiot.
00:23:14Remember?
00:23:15After you so kindly kicked me out?
00:23:17Right.
00:23:17A friend.
00:23:18Once a cheater, always a cheater, Lois.
00:23:20You've got some nerve accusing me of cheating you lying sack of shit.
00:23:24You know what?
00:23:25You're just so desperate to find anyone who faked like your performance.
00:23:28Shut the fuck up, Lois.
00:23:30Stop!
00:23:31You okay?
00:23:46You okay?
00:23:48You okay?
00:23:57You okay?
00:24:01Sir, please step away.
00:24:08Get the fuck.
00:24:09Who the fuck are you guys doing?
00:24:11Get out of my way.
00:24:17You son of a bitch.
00:24:18Hey, watch it, you clumsy idiot.
00:24:20Now look what you made me do.
00:24:21Me, you're the one who...
00:24:22Fuck, let's go.
00:24:24Get out of my way.
00:24:29Damn it.
00:24:31Ah, okay.
00:24:38So that's your new sugar daddy, Lois.
00:24:48Hey, Sin.
00:24:50I really appreciate you having my back out there.
00:24:53No problem.
00:24:54I mean, it's not like you left me for a loser or anything like that.
00:25:01Oh, wait.
00:25:03Really, Clark?
00:25:04You're gonna throw this in my face right now?
00:25:06Lois, I'm just saying.
00:25:08You made your choice, and this happened.
00:25:10You know what?
00:25:11I don't need this.
00:25:12Pull over, please.
00:25:13I'm getting out.
00:25:25Mr. Cavill.
00:25:27Why would you say something like that if it's obvious you still love her?
00:25:31Follow her.
00:25:35Make sure she gets to the office safely.
00:25:41It's me.
00:25:43I need you to look into Jim Kirby.
00:25:44I need to know contacts, movements, everything.
00:25:47No stone left unturned.
00:25:48Well, well, well.
00:25:56Look who finally decided to show up.
00:25:59I've got a special assignment for you, Lois.
00:26:01What is it this time?
00:26:02You're going to be interviewing that smoking hot new singer, Jace Hawthorne.
00:26:06Oh, and it's live.
00:26:10Live?
00:26:11Well, look, I'm going to need some time to prepare.
00:26:13No time.
00:26:14Here's the list.
00:26:15Live in five.
00:26:17Don't screw this up.
00:26:35Good morning, everyone.
00:26:36I'm Lois Cain, and today we're joined by singing sensation, Jace Hawthorne.
00:26:41It's great to be here.
00:26:42Adjust the camera, Lois.
00:26:43I need a better angle on Jace.
00:26:47A little lower.
00:26:52This is perfect, girl.
00:27:03Stella, are you serious?
00:27:05I can't ask him these.
00:27:06They're so inappropriate.
00:27:08That's the list Jace approved.
00:27:10So get the fuck on with it unless you want to get fired or blacklisted from every media outlet in this city.
00:27:15So, Jace, rumors are spreading that your last album tanked because you were sleeping around and partying too much.
00:27:26Care to comment?
00:27:27What the hell did you just say?
00:27:30I'm going to get a major problem.
00:27:36You need to see us now.
00:27:36Did you know about this?
00:27:44Was this your plan all alone to humiliate me on live TV for ratings?
00:27:48I'm going to get a major problem.
00:27:55You need to see us now.
00:28:02Did you know about this?
00:28:03Was this your plan all alone to humiliate me on live TV for ratings?
00:28:08No, I...
00:28:09Save it.
00:28:10We all saw you messing with that camera.
00:28:11This is slander.
00:28:12No, Stella.
00:28:13Please, Stella.
00:28:14It wasn't my idea.
00:28:16Grab her.
00:28:17No.
00:28:18She's not going anywhere until I get my answers.
00:28:20No.
00:28:20Just please, let me explain.
00:28:32Don't touch her.
00:28:40Don't touch her.
00:28:48Chase, we're leaving now.
00:28:59Oh, are you all right?
00:29:08Let's go.
00:29:16Sit down.
00:29:18What the hell were you thinking pulling a stunt like that?
00:29:42What the hell were you thinking pulling a stunt like that?
00:29:44Mr. Cavill, I swear it was a mistake.
00:29:46My assistant must have given her the wrong list.
00:29:50You're fired.
00:29:51Grab your things and go.
00:29:53Please, sir.
00:29:54I can't lose this job.
00:29:56My mom's in the hospital.
00:29:56That's not my problem.
00:29:58Get out.
00:29:58Wait.
00:29:59No.
00:30:00It wasn't her fault.
00:30:02Please.
00:30:03Just give her another chance.
00:30:07All right.
00:30:09But if anything like this happens again, you're both out.
00:30:11Understood?
00:30:12Good.
00:30:14Okay.
00:30:14Go.
00:30:21Um, thanks again.
00:30:25Lois, you need to be more careful.
00:30:28You're way too trusting.
00:30:29That could get you into some trouble.
00:30:31Really?
00:30:32That's what you're going with right now?
00:30:34Look, I don't need another lecture.
00:30:35I don't need another lecture.
00:30:37Because I know how a girl's walking down the door.
00:30:40When I leave, it's the same stupid metaphor.
00:30:44I don't love you.
00:30:46I see it.
00:30:49It's a warning.
00:30:51I feel it.
00:30:52It's a warning.
00:30:53And I know it's the same thing.
00:30:55It's a different one.
00:30:56Maybe it stays in your face.
00:30:59What I need to know.
00:31:00And I'm home near the space.
00:31:02Lane, we shouldn't.
00:31:05Not here.
00:31:06Why not?
00:31:07I don't know a place, remember?
00:31:22All right, listen up, everyone.
00:31:24I've got an exciting opportunity to announce.
00:31:26Mr. Clark Cabille will be filming a new documentary.
00:31:29And he needs one of our journalists to shadow him, documenting every moment.
00:31:34The chosen journalist will live in Clark's house and work alongside him 24-7 until the
00:31:40documentary is completed.
00:31:42Afterward, they'll write an exclusive piece on the entire experience.
00:31:46The closer I keep you, the less chance you have of getting hurt last night.
00:31:49Afterward, they'll write an exclusive piece on the entire experience.
00:31:57I'll do it, Mr. Cabille.
00:31:59I'm the perfect choice for this project.
00:32:01Actually, I've already made my decision.
00:32:05Lois, I want you to be part of this project.
00:32:13Mr. Cabille, Lois' background is in finance.
00:32:16I have far more experience.
00:32:18My decision is final, Stella.
00:32:22Miss Cade.
00:32:24What did you say?
00:32:29Clark, I know you're trying to protect me, but do you really think it's a good idea?
00:32:33I mean, after...
00:32:33Yeah, I do.
00:32:35So, Lois, what's it going to be?
00:32:38The more time we spend together, the closer Clark might get to the truth about why I broke
00:32:42up with him.
00:32:44It could destroy his friendship with Barney.
00:32:46I...
00:32:47I appreciate the offer, Mr. Cabille, but...
00:32:50I don't believe I'm the right fit for this project.
00:32:58I...
00:32:59I appreciate the offer, Mr. Cabille, but...
00:33:01I don't believe I'm the right fit for this project.
00:33:05Lois.
00:33:06If you don't take this opportunity, I will hand it to your competition on a silver platter.
00:33:10Lois!
00:33:11If you pass up this opportunity, I will have no choice but to let you go.
00:33:16Don't.
00:33:17We cannot afford to lose this opportunity.
00:33:19All right.
00:33:25I'll do it.
00:33:27First, the storage room incident, then last night.
00:33:31There's definitely something going on between these two.
00:33:33All right, everyone.
00:33:35Back to work.
00:33:38Jim.
00:33:39It's me.
00:33:41I need a favor.
00:33:43Get your paparazzi buddies to keep a close eye on Clark Cabille.
00:33:47I think there's a juicy story brewing.
00:33:57So, about tonight's awards ceremony?
00:34:01What about it?
00:34:03You're coming with me.
00:34:05As partner.
00:34:07Clark, I don't think that's a good idea.
00:34:08My team will help you get ready.
00:34:10It's all part of the documentary room.
00:34:12Ladies, she's all yours.
00:34:28So, spill it.
00:34:31What's going on between you and Mr. Cabille?
00:34:32Oh, um, no, we're just colleagues.
00:34:37Sure.
00:34:39Colleagues.
00:34:39Got it.
00:34:42You know, it's kind of sad.
00:34:44I heard he's still hung up on his ex.
00:34:47Heard him once totally wasted, swearing he was going to make it big to win her back.
00:34:50He was a mess.
00:34:51After all this time, he's still...
00:35:02You look good.
00:35:29And you look stunning, as always.
00:35:31You ready to go?
00:35:35Actually, Clark, there's something I need to tell you.
00:35:40I've been thinking a lot about it, and I think I might want to, too.
00:35:43There's my favorite power couple.
00:35:45What's up, man?
00:35:49I can't do this.
00:35:51It would crush him if he found out the truth about our breakup.
00:36:01How'd you manage to take an invite to this shit, Nick Lois?
00:36:16What, did you, uh, land yourself a sugar daddy?
00:36:19Seriously, Jim?
00:36:23You're one to talk about shameless behavior.
00:36:25What's that supposed to mean?
00:36:27I don't know.
00:36:28Maybe the fact that you couldn't keep it in your pants while we were married?
00:36:31Did you cheat on your ex-wife?
00:36:34No, but...
00:36:34Mr. Kirby, is it true you cheated on your ex-wife?
00:36:36No, that's not what's going on.
00:36:38Ms. Kane, can you elaborate on these allegations?
00:36:47Is it true you cheated on your ex-wife?
00:36:49No, no, that's not what...
00:36:50Ms. Kane, can you explain it in these, uh, allegations?
00:36:53Okay, okay, you guys.
00:36:54Do you want the real scoop here?
00:36:55How about the fact that little Ms. Kirby has been cozying up with some married film industry bigwig?
00:37:00What?
00:37:00That's absurd!
00:37:01Ms. Kane, is this true?
00:37:03Who is the mystery guy?
00:37:05How long has this affair been happening?
00:37:08He's lying.
00:37:09It's clearly an attempt to deflect his own infidelity.
00:37:12Okay, Lois, is that so?
00:37:14Life proof.
00:37:15I got a photo of the two lovers caught in the act.
00:37:18Here's the proof, everyone.
00:37:20Here's the married bigwig that's cozying up with...
00:37:23Lois.
00:37:23She's been sneaking around with this geezer ever since we've been married.
00:37:27Oh, God.
00:37:28What if it's Clark?
00:37:31I have proof.
00:37:32I got a photo of the two lovers caught in the act.
00:37:35Here's the proof, everyone.
00:37:37Here's the married bigwig that's cozying up with...
00:37:40Lois.
00:37:41She's been sneaking around with this geezer ever since we've been married.
00:37:47That's a driver, you idiot.
00:37:49He was driving me to work.
00:37:50Stop lying, Lois.
00:37:55Okay?
00:37:56I saw you leave his house.
00:37:57Off me.
00:38:05Back off.
00:38:09That's enough.
00:38:10I'm the one you're looking for.
00:38:11I'm the bigwig in question here.
00:38:13Mr. Cavill, can you tell us about your relationship with Ms. Cain?
00:38:20That's enough.
00:38:21I'm the one you're looking for.
00:38:22I'm the bigwig in question here.
00:38:24Mr. Cavill, can you tell us about your relationship with Ms. Cain?
00:38:28Yes.
00:38:33Lois and I go way back when we're classmates to college.
00:38:37She's an incredibly talented journalist, and that is why when I started the making of my documentary,
00:38:41I knew I needed someone with her skill set to capture the essence of my project.
00:38:45Is that the reason why she's been seen with you a lot lately?
00:38:48Yes.
00:38:48She's currently writing an exclusive article about the making and the progress of the documentary.
00:38:57Mr. Kirby?
00:39:00Do you have an issue of who I work with?
00:39:07Mr. Kirby?
00:39:09Do you have an issue of who I work with?
00:39:11Look, Mr. Cavill, I'm really sorry about the misunderstanding here, okay?
00:39:19You know how it is.
00:39:20With exes, things get heated.
00:39:23Is that so?
00:39:24But anyways, I want to talk with you about something.
00:39:27My company and your movie.
00:39:30I want to work with you.
00:39:31Yeah, that's not going to happen.
00:39:35Oh.
00:39:36Okay, what are you talking about?
00:39:37Listen to me very closely.
00:39:38I'm going to make something crystal clear for you.
00:39:41I will never do business with your company.
00:39:46You got that?
00:39:47Not now, and not ever.
00:39:59Well, let's get you dressed.
00:40:11I will never do business with your company.
00:40:20Well, let's get you dressed.
00:40:22Come on.
00:40:22So that's how it is, huh?
00:40:29Clark fucking Cavill.
00:40:31Get your paparazzi buddies to keep it close.
00:40:33I am Clark Cavill.
00:40:35I think there's a juicy story, right?
00:40:38They must have some sort of arrangement.
00:40:40That's the only explanation.
00:40:41Find out where Clark Cavill's dressing is.
00:40:49Now.
00:40:50Understood, Mr. Perry.
00:40:51You okay?
00:41:02Clark, if you weren't back there, I don't know what I would have done.
00:41:08I meant what I said, Lois.
00:41:09I'll never let anyone hurt you.
00:41:14Was it always like that with Jim?
00:41:17To control the humiliation?
00:41:23It was worse than anyone knew, actually.
00:41:27The constant cheating and the mind games.
00:41:29And then sometimes when he would get really mad, he would just...
00:41:33He hit you.
00:41:37Lois.
00:41:40That will never happen again.
00:41:41I swear, as long as I'm with you, no one will lay a hand on you.
00:41:46Okay.
00:41:47Okay.
00:41:48Okay.
00:41:48Okay.
00:42:03I don't mind the pain, and I like to feel the shame of that.
00:42:12Go down.
00:42:13Go down.
00:42:18One second.
00:42:20Mr. Cavill?
00:42:21I need to touch up your...
00:42:22Oh, oh, now's not a good time.
00:42:24It's okay.
00:42:25Nonsense.
00:42:26Can't have that handsome face looking shiny on camera.
00:42:28You really don't need to.
00:42:29Just hold still.
00:42:30This will only take a second.
00:42:33There you go, Mr. Cavill.
00:42:56Perfect as always.
00:42:58Would you mind giving me a moment?
00:42:59Yeah.
00:43:03I miss this.
00:43:16Being with you.
00:43:18Me too.
00:43:21You know, I really couldn't stop thinking about you.
00:43:23Hey, Clark, hurry up.
00:43:42The show's about to start.
00:43:46Hey, Clark, hurry up.
00:43:48The show's about to start.
00:43:50I'm sorry.
00:43:50I gotta eat you in.
00:43:52I'll be fine.
00:43:53Go knock him down.
00:43:59Good luck.
00:44:01Thought you might want to watch the show from here.
00:44:03Yeah, that would be awesome.
00:44:09Listen, Lewis.
00:44:10Lewis, I need to get something off my chest.
00:44:14I'm sorry.
00:44:15For what I did back then?
00:44:18Convincing you to break up with Clark?
00:44:20Barney, we don't have to do this.
00:44:21No, please.
00:44:22Let me finish.
00:44:23I thought I was doing what was best for Clark's career.
00:44:26I never realized how much I was hurting both of you.
00:44:30Yeah, but look at him now.
00:44:32Seemed to all work out in the end.
00:44:34Maybe career-wise, but...
00:44:37Lois, I've never seen him as happy as he was with you.
00:44:42I know it's not my place,
00:44:44but you and Clark, you're meant to be together.
00:44:50I know it's not my place,
00:44:52but you and Clark, you're meant to be together.
00:44:55Yeah, but Barney,
00:44:56if he finds out the truth about our breakup,
00:44:59I mean, what will it do to your friendship?
00:45:02You're like a brother to him.
00:45:04And that's exactly why you should tell him.
00:45:07He deserves the truth,
00:45:09and you both deserve to be happy.
00:45:12There were so many nights,
00:45:14he'd get drunk and just call out your name over and over.
00:45:20And during the toughest times in his career,
00:45:23he'd always,
00:45:24he'd always say,
00:45:26I'm going to make it big for her.
00:45:28For Lois.
00:45:29You were his motivation, though,
00:45:31even when you weren't there.
00:45:33Okay, Barney.
00:45:35Okay, you're right.
00:45:36Look, after the ceremony, I'm going to tell him.
00:45:38I'm going to tell him,
00:45:39and no more running, no more hiding.
00:45:42Thank you, Lois,
00:45:43for fixing the mistake that I made.
00:46:02And the award for best actor goes to Clark Coddell.
00:46:13Wow.
00:46:14This is,
00:46:15this is incredible.
00:46:17Thank you all so much.
00:46:18I actually want to dedicate this award to someone.
00:46:22Someone very special to me.
00:46:28Oh my God.
00:46:29What the hell?
00:46:30What is...
00:46:31How long have you been seeing Lois Kane?
00:46:44Oh my God.
00:46:52Uh.
00:46:54How long have you been seeing Lois Kane?
00:46:56Is this why you turned down Jim Kirby's business offer?
00:47:01Because of your history with his ex-wife?
00:47:07Okay.
00:47:09Lois and I fell in love in high school,
00:47:10and we stayed together through college.
00:47:12I was a struggling actor back then,
00:47:15and Lois worked two jobs to support me,
00:47:17to support my dream.
00:47:20She believed in me,
00:47:21even when I didn't believe in myself.
00:47:23Lois is the love of my life.
00:47:28So, why did you break up?
00:47:36So, why did you break up?
00:47:38Lois and I broke up due to misunderstanding.
00:47:39I thought that she left me for a wealthy man,
00:47:44but it turns out I was wrong.
00:47:47My mistake was I didn't fight for her.
00:47:50I should have fought for her.
00:47:51For us.
00:47:53God, he never believed I would choose money over him.
00:47:57Lois, if you're watching this, I love you.
00:48:00I never stopped.
00:48:02Will you take me back?
00:48:05Well, folks, if Lois agrees,
00:48:07agrees, she should come up here
00:48:08and give Clark a big old kid.
00:48:10Don't you?
00:48:11Yes.
00:48:11Yes.
00:48:12Come on.
00:48:15Well, what are you waiting for?
00:48:16Go get your man.
00:48:26To true love.
00:48:27To true love.
00:48:27Oh, sweet dreams, Bernie.
00:48:39Oh, sweet dreams, Bernie.
00:48:39Clark, Clark, it's Lois.
00:49:03Barney?
00:49:03What?
00:49:03Barney, what happened?
00:49:04Where's Lois?
00:49:05I think, I think she's been kidnapped.
00:49:09What?
00:49:09Someone drugged me at when I woke up.
00:49:19What?
00:49:20What?
00:49:21What?
00:49:49Find the security footage now.
00:49:53Sir, you caught her trying to sleep on the back.
00:49:56She had this.
00:50:02Stella?
00:50:09Stella?
00:50:13What the hell? Where is Jim? Where'd he take Lois?
00:50:16I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:50:18Cut.
00:50:19The crap, Stella. I know you're Jim's a little side piece. Start talking.
00:50:24Oh, please.
00:50:26How do you know she didn't run off with Jim willingly?
00:50:29Think about it, Clark.
00:50:31Her ex-husband whisks her away.
00:50:34Sounds like they're after your cash, if you ask me.
00:50:39Face it.
00:50:40She chose Jim over you.
00:50:41She chose Jim over you.
00:50:43She doesn't love you.
00:50:45Stop lying to yourself.
00:50:49She doesn't love you.
00:50:56Stop lying to yourself.
00:50:59I doubted Lois once.
00:51:06I let my pride and insecurities get in the way.
00:51:09I lost her because of it.
00:51:10I will not let that happen again.
00:51:12I lost her because of it.
00:51:26I will not let that happen again.
00:51:29I'm choosing to believe in her.
00:51:31I will not let you stand in the way or anything.
00:51:33Hey, can you believe this guy, Lois?
00:51:35He's actually doubling down on this bullshit.
00:51:39Lois, if you're watching this, I love you.
00:51:42I always have and I always will.
00:51:44I will find you.
00:51:45I love you too, Clark.
00:51:51Lois, if you're watching this, I love you.
00:51:54I always have and I always will.
00:51:56I will find you.
00:51:58I can't believe him.
00:51:59I thought for sure he would think that you'd run off on him again.
00:52:02You're wrong about Clark and you're wrong about me.
00:52:06I'll never leave Clark again.
00:52:08Well, if I can't settle for destroying your fairy tale little ending, Lois, then I guess
00:52:13I'll just have to settle for ruining you.
00:52:16What are you doing?
00:52:17Come on.
00:52:17What are you doing?
00:52:19Get out of me.
00:52:22I'm not your puppet anymore.
00:52:23You're going to regret that.
00:52:52I'm not your puppet anymore.
00:52:54Stella, this is your last chance.
00:52:56Where is Lois?
00:53:01If you don't tell me right now, I swear I will never let you work in this industry again.
00:53:07You.
00:53:09Stella, I get it.
00:53:11You think you love Jim.
00:53:13But he's just using you just like he did with Lois.
00:53:16The Sunset Hotel.
00:53:26Room 237.
00:53:27Let's see how your precious little Clark makes you know.
00:53:49Let's go.
00:53:54Lois.
00:53:55Lois.
00:53:55Lois.
00:53:56Are you okay?
00:53:58Oh my gosh.
00:53:59This isn't over.
00:54:03Lois.
00:54:04Come on, wake up.
00:54:05Hey, beautiful.
00:54:32Clark?
00:54:34Lois.
00:54:35There's something you need to know.
00:54:37Last night, the doctors came and they ran some tests on you while you were unconscious,
00:54:42and it turns out that you're pregnant.
00:54:49I'm pregnant?
00:54:53I'm pregnant?
00:54:56Yes.
00:54:58Yes.
00:54:59After all these years, I have a question for you.
00:55:11Yeah.
00:55:13Will you take me back for good?
00:55:17Yes.
00:55:18Yes, of course, Clark.
00:55:20Of course.
00:55:21Oh, then I have one more question.
00:55:25Anything.
00:55:28Lois Kane, will you marry me?
00:55:34What?
00:55:35Yes.
00:55:36Clark, a thousand times yes, of course.
00:55:40Oh, my God.
00:55:41It's beautiful.
00:55:42I love you.
00:55:43Look, please.
00:55:58Please try to understand.
00:56:00Barney was only doing what he thought was good for your career, okay?
00:56:03He was...
00:56:03He never meant to hurt us.
00:56:04I'm going to need a best man, by the way.
00:56:12Are you in?
00:56:12Yeah.
00:56:13Yeah.
00:56:13Clark, oh, you made my favorite.
00:56:36Just like in college.
00:56:37I remember every detail, baby.
00:56:43Breaking news in the entertainment world.
00:56:48Clark Cavill has just been nominated for an Oscar.
00:56:52Oh, my God.
00:56:54Oh, my God.
00:56:54Congratulations, babe.
00:56:56In other news, sources close to Cavill have made shocking allegations about his rekindled romance with Lois Kane.
00:57:06What the hell?
00:57:13Mr. Cavill, how do you respond to the allegations that Ms. Kane is only with you for your money?
00:57:30Those allegations are completely false.
00:57:33If I may.
00:57:33I have to set the record straight.
00:57:42Years ago, when Clark was starting out, I convinced Lois to break up with him.
00:57:48I thought I was doing what was best for Clark's career.
00:57:51So Lois pretended to fall for a rich man to make Clark let her go.
00:57:59But the truth is, Lois did this out of love.
00:58:06She sacrificed her own happiness for Clark's success.
00:58:10Yes, I've witnessed their love since high school.
00:58:15Please stop these hurtful rumors.
00:58:18Let them be happy together.
00:58:21They deserve it.
00:58:22Nobody needs to do it.
00:58:27Nobody needs to do it.
00:58:31Jim?
00:58:32Jim, please.
00:58:34Let's talk about this, okay?
00:58:35No, Lois.
00:58:36There's nothing to talk about.
00:58:37This man has ruined everything.
00:58:40Listen.
00:58:40Look, I hear you.
00:58:43Jim, this is not the way.
00:58:45Why don't we just discuss what you want?
00:58:48I want you to work with me on my next movie.
00:58:51Lois.
00:58:53Okay, you want to work with me?
00:58:55Let's make it official.
00:58:57I've got a contract right here.
00:59:00If you sign it,
00:59:02we've got a deal.
00:59:03Okay?
00:59:10And the Oscar goes to...
00:59:24Clark Cavill.
00:59:26Thank you so much.
00:59:35Thank you so much.
00:59:40Wow.
00:59:41Wow.
00:59:41Thank you, everybody, so much.
00:59:43Truly, I am very honored and humbled
00:59:45to receive such astounding recognition today.
00:59:47This is truly an experience of a lifetime
00:59:49and it means a lot to me.
00:59:52But none of this would have been possible
00:59:55without one thing,
00:59:57and that is the unwavering support
00:59:58of someone very special to me.
01:00:01And that person...
01:00:02is my wife, Lois.
01:00:10Lois, you have been my rock,
01:00:13my inspiration,
01:00:14my everything.
01:00:15And on top of this,
01:00:17I also have one more announcement to make tonight.
01:00:19And that is that, as of today,
01:00:22I'll be officially retiring from acting.
01:00:26And I've decided to move into producing
01:00:29in order to spend more time with my loved ones,
01:00:31my family,
01:00:32and overall focus on the next chapter of my life.
01:00:35That also includes supporting my wife
01:00:38in her new career as a best-selling author.
01:00:42Thank you, everyone, again.