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My Very Royal Romance - Full Movie
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00:00:00Oh my god, Henley.
00:00:06Oh god.
00:00:08Oh my god.
00:00:10You're covered in coffee.
00:00:13Yeah, of course.
00:00:14I came as soon as I got Mom's message.
00:00:16What happened?
00:00:17I skipped breakfast and fainted on the track.
00:00:20It's no big deal.
00:00:22You had me so worried.
00:00:23It'd take more than an empty stomach to kill me off.
00:00:26You're right.
00:00:28You know what, let me go grab you some food.
00:00:30Okay?
00:00:32What can't be happening?
00:00:34I'm afraid it sucks the situation.
00:00:36Mom?
00:00:37I'm sorry.
00:00:38The doctor has some bad news.
00:00:40What?
00:00:41I'm sorry.
00:00:42Your sister has leukemia.
00:00:44Our insurance has expired.
00:00:47There's no way we can pay for her treatment.
00:00:49Don't worry, I'll figure something out.
00:00:51You just go and look after Henley for a moment, okay?
00:00:54Okay.
00:00:55Okay, okay.
00:01:01Oh my god.
00:01:03What am I gonna do?
00:01:05I'm only on minimum wage.
00:01:07There are other ways to pay.
00:01:10Tell me, are you single?
00:01:12What?
00:01:13What's that gonna do with anything?
00:01:15It might just save your sister's life.
00:01:17What?
00:01:18A deluxe mail order bride service?
00:01:23Hello.
00:01:24Dig out your best dress, Harry Douglas.
00:01:29We found you a bidder.
00:01:33Oh, the hell I don't see what you're doing?
00:01:35O pertama, the a Tryingina feeds us
00:01:38Automattals.
00:01:39anniversary sponsorship he has created
00:01:40Hello?
00:01:41Dig out your best dress, Harry Douglas.
00:01:43We found you a bidder.
00:01:45And the elder
00:02:23Your Royal Highness, Princess Dima has arrived.
00:02:26Excellent. We can finally confirm our engagement.
00:02:29The thing is, we're not exactly sure where in the castle she is.
00:02:31She was last seen speaking to your cousin.
00:02:34Marcus is here.
00:02:36We'll find him before he starts any trouble.
00:02:38No need. I know exactly where he'll be.
00:02:51Dima!
00:02:52Edward!
00:02:55I'm sorry, my love. I don't know what came of him.
00:02:58I do.
00:03:00She wanted a taste of the true heir to the throne.
00:03:04Your Majesty, please.
00:03:07No.
00:03:07If either of you step foot in this palace again, I will have you both executed for treason.
00:03:25Now get out.
00:03:30I guess there won't be a royal wedding after all.
00:03:32It took years to arrange your marriage to Princess Dima.
00:03:47And now you're throwing our new alliance with Lathina away?
00:03:52I wasn't the one fucking someone else on the throne.
00:03:54You watch your language, boy.
00:03:55She was having sex with cousin Marcus on our seat of power.
00:03:59The one he craves for himself.
00:04:03Surely you can't expect me to still marry her.
00:04:06I'll travel to Lathina and clear up your mess.
00:04:09But there will be a royal wedding.
00:04:13You are to find a new bride worthy of this crown.
00:04:17You are to find a new bride.
00:04:47Harry Douglas.
00:04:51Spread your arms, please.
00:04:52Um, we agreed that our first date wouldn't be physical, but...
00:04:58Is that really necessary?
00:05:01Your bag, please.
00:05:03You're not my date, are you?
00:05:07I shouldn't have signed up for this.
00:05:08No, I'm sorry.
00:05:09I think I'm just going to go.
00:05:10Mom?
00:05:10Your Highness.
00:05:17Prince Edward.
00:05:26His Royal Highness Prince Edward Piercement of Australia at your service.
00:05:31Harry Douglas of Queen's.
00:05:33Not a bad start.
00:05:36This is a joke, right?
00:05:38I mean, why would a prince need a new lord or bride?
00:05:41Have I read your profile?
00:05:43You're smart.
00:05:44Beautiful.
00:05:46Talented.
00:05:47But you're hiding something.
00:05:49You don't want money.
00:05:50You need it.
00:05:52You don't know anything about me.
00:05:54Precisely.
00:05:56So you're going to change that, or should I just assume that you are a gold digger like
00:05:59all the rest?
00:06:04You have a great day, Your Highness.
00:06:06Back to the airport, sir?
00:06:17No.
00:06:20Follow her.
00:06:27How are you feeling, Tal?
00:06:29Why do people keep treating me like I'm dying?
00:06:31We're just worried about you.
00:06:36What's wrong?
00:06:38I think I'm hallucinating.
00:06:40What?
00:06:41Isn't that Prince Edward?
00:06:43What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:45Harry, you're speaking to literal royalty.
00:06:48It's alright.
00:06:50We bumped into each other as I toured the hospital, and I was a little rude.
00:06:54I apologise, Miss Douglas.
00:06:58Could I have a word outside?
00:07:06You're doing this for your sister.
00:07:10Well done.
00:07:11Gold star for the Prince.
00:07:14If you marry me, I will pay for her whole treatment.
00:07:18Anything she needs.
00:07:20Wait, you're serious?
00:07:22Yes.
00:07:24But, if you'll permit me, there is one last thing I must test.
00:07:29What now?
00:07:48What now?
00:07:48I love you, sis.
00:08:09Australian tradition dictates that you mustn't see each other again until your wedding day.
00:08:13What?
00:08:13So you just kissed me and left?
00:08:14I'm to escort you to Australia as soon as you're done here.
00:08:17But I must gas you to keep the engagement a secret.
00:08:19Why?
00:08:20Every move a royal mech is in the spotlight.
00:08:23It's just one of the many things you're going to have to get used to.
00:08:25And fast.
00:08:28Your new life starts now.
00:08:31Mum, this is Prince Edward's younger brother, Prince Xavier.
00:08:47Oh, hi.
00:08:47Um, greetings, your royal highness.
00:08:50My god.
00:09:09Did you never even teach you how to curtsy?
00:09:18God, I'm sorry.
00:09:19Although that really was the worst curtsy I think I've ever seen.
00:09:26So you're the famous Harry Douglas I've heard so much about.
00:09:30I'm Edward's younger, funnier, more handsome, more charismatic little brother.
00:09:36Sorry you ended up with a dad, but, um...
00:09:40Hey, we still have time to fall in love.
00:09:42Run away before the wedding.
00:09:45Come with me.
00:09:46Come with me.
00:09:46Uh, this is our little fixer-upper.
00:09:54Your room's round about the 312th on the left.
00:09:59I imagine you want to settle in and rest, but...
00:10:04Already late for our first appointment.
00:10:08I'm going to start a little bit ofcards with the best.
00:10:14I'm sorry.
00:10:20Bye-bye.
00:10:21Bye-bye.
00:10:29Down, going back around again.
00:10:35From rags to riches, let's make you a princess.
00:11:05Yes, queen. Or should I say, yes, future queen. I've never seen myself like this.
00:11:14Now strap those heels.
00:11:17Don't you ever find a savage? Isn't it obvious? She's a whore. He must have fallen in love with her, almost between her legs.
00:11:36She'll be gone as soon as he gets bored of fucking a present.
00:11:47Go away.
00:11:56So this is true.
00:11:59Who are you?
00:12:01Your predecessor.
00:12:07You have a very pretty face.
00:12:11If you want to keep it that way, leave while you still can.
00:12:15Is that a threat?
00:12:17No, no, it's a warning.
00:12:19Edward is not the man he makes out to be.
00:12:31And trust me, my darling, you weren't the first one to fall for his trap.
00:12:37Harry?
00:12:43Harry, you're not leaving, are you?
00:12:47Harry?
00:12:51Harry?
00:13:06Harry, I've been transferred to the best cancer hospital in Manhattan. My treatment's being paid for by some anonymous donor.
00:13:15That's great, hen.
00:13:17I feel like I can finally breathe again.
00:13:20Oh, gotta go. Dog's here. Love you.
00:13:23Love you.
00:13:24Harry?
00:13:29Harry?
00:13:30Harry?
00:13:31It's your big day.
00:13:36Okay.
00:13:42Let's get this shit over with.
00:13:54You look radiant.
00:14:09I'm sorry, it's not the royal wedding you might have expected.
00:14:12My father is-
00:14:13I'm just doing this for Henley.
00:14:14Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join this man and this woman in holy matrimony. Prince Edward, your bouts.
00:14:24Harry, though it was circumstance that brought us together, it is love that will bind us.
00:14:34With this ring, I commit to you my heart, my spirit, and my soul.
00:14:40Let us shower our lives until they are well spent, and spend them well. Together.
00:14:50Do you, Edward, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
00:14:54I do.
00:14:55And do you, Ariana, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?
00:15:05I do.
00:15:07And I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:15:11You may kiss the bride.
00:15:15Arrest that man!
00:15:18Arrest that man!
00:15:24What's the meaning of this?
00:15:26You know exactly what you did, you bastard.
00:15:29Explain yourself.
00:15:31Last night, the Prince Edward here decided to pay a little visit to my beloved fiancé.
00:15:38What fiancé?
00:15:40Princess Dima.
00:15:48I only went there to retrieve the royal wedding ring.
00:15:51And this is what he did to me when I refused to give it to him.
00:15:53That is a lie!
00:15:54Take him away!
00:15:57You don't believe them, do you, Ari?
00:16:01Ari?
00:16:02Ari?
00:16:04Ari!
00:16:06Ari!
00:16:14Comfortable, cousin?
00:16:16You scoundrel!
00:16:18It was you that put those brutus on Dima.
00:16:22What do you care?
00:16:24Besides, you've got your American Barbie princess now anyway.
00:16:27What happened to you?
00:16:30We used to be like brothers.
00:16:32If we were brothers, then there wouldn't be a problem.
00:16:34I'd already have the crown.
00:16:36That's what this is about.
00:16:38Discredit me in order to steal my birthright.
00:16:42It's just as much my birthright as it is yours.
00:16:44My father should have fought for what was rightfully his.
00:16:47He was the younger twin!
00:16:48By what?
00:16:50Twelve minutes, was it?
00:16:52Your father was only given the airship because he was the favourite son.
00:16:55And you are willing to destroy our family over such nonsense?
00:17:01I am.
00:17:02But it doesn't have to go that way, cousin.
00:17:07Simply relinquish your claim to the throne to me and I'll drop the charges.
00:17:12They won't stand anyway.
00:17:13Oh, they will.
00:17:15I have every High Court judge in my back pocket.
00:17:20If you even try and take this to trial, I will ruin you.
00:17:32You've reached the chicken pen, but it's all out of hens.
00:17:33Leave a message and I'll clock you back.
00:17:34You've reached the chicken pen, but it's all out of hens.
00:17:38Leave a message and I'll clock you back.
00:17:39You've reached the chicken pen, but it's all out of hens.
00:17:40Leave a message and I'll clock you back.
00:17:41You've reached the chicken pen, but it's all out of hens.
00:17:43Leave a message and I'll clock you back.
00:17:44You've reached the chicken pen, but it's all out of hens.
00:17:45Leave a message and I'll clock you back.
00:17:46You've reached the chicken pen, but it's all out of hens.
00:17:50You've reached the chicken pen, but it's all out of hens.
00:17:57You've reached the chicken pen, but it's all out of hens.
00:17:59Leave a message and I'll clock you back.
00:18:20That's going to take some getting used to.
00:18:48It's an honor to finally meet you, your majesty.
00:19:11I wish I could say the same.
00:19:14It's good that you're here, though.
00:19:16Sign this.
00:19:19An annulment agreement?
00:19:21Well, I presume your ridiculous marriage has not been consummated yet due to my son's situation.
00:19:27Sign the contract and let's end this foolishness.
00:19:31I can't.
00:19:33You can and you will.
00:19:36No.
00:19:37Edward promised me that he'd pay for my sister's cancer tuition and I can't let her down.
00:19:42Well, if it's just the money you're here for, have it.
00:19:45This feels wrong.
00:19:54Either you sign or we force you to.
00:19:58Trust me.
00:19:59Trust me.
00:20:00We still keep some nasty traditions in this palace.
00:20:03You ask me to find a bride worthy of the crown.
00:20:16You ask me to find a bride worthy of the crown.
00:20:24So I did.
00:20:25The girls are commoner.
00:20:27No, father.
00:20:28She is my wife.
00:20:29I will not let you change that.
00:20:34I'm so sorry for today.
00:20:46I don't want your apologies.
00:20:49I want the truth.
00:20:52Did you hurt Princess Nima?
00:20:55No.
00:20:56My cousin Marcus is trying to smear my reputation.
00:21:01Why should I believe you?
00:21:05Why do you think you're here, Ari?
00:21:07I don't know.
00:21:09I was supposed to marry Princess Nima for political reasons.
00:21:15When she cheated on me, I made a vow to only marry the person that I wanted.
00:21:20And then I found you.
00:21:22We apparently know each other.
00:21:24Don't give me a chance.
00:21:27I saw how you would go to any length to save your sister.
00:21:31And it resonated with me because...
00:21:35I lost my mother to cancer.
00:21:40Edward.
00:21:42Ari, I fell in love with your humanity.
00:21:46And now I'm asking that you trust in mine.
00:21:50I'm innocent.
00:21:51Edward.
00:21:52You're shaking.
00:21:53Edward.
00:21:54You're shaking.
00:21:55I never kissed the bride.
00:21:58It's still our wedding day for another five minutes.
00:21:59I never kissed the bride.
00:22:00It's still our wedding day for another five minutes.
00:22:03I never kissed the bride.
00:22:04It's still our wedding day for another five minutes.
00:22:05It's still our wedding day for another five minutes.
00:22:10I never kissed the bride.
00:22:11I never kissed the bride.
00:22:12It's still our wedding day for another five minutes.
00:22:17Wow.
00:22:18I'm so sorry.
00:22:19I can't believe you did all of this for any of my family, Edward.
00:22:20I can't wait to tell them that we're married.
00:22:21Wow, this hospital is amazing.
00:22:41I can't believe you did all of this for me and my family, Edward.
00:22:45I can't wait to tell them that we're married.
00:22:51Mom? Mom? What's wrong?
00:23:01I'm sorry. At least in a coma.
00:23:16So you ran off to get hitched while your sister fights for her life?
00:23:19It wasn't like that.
00:23:22That big shiny ring suggests otherwise.
00:23:26Edward is paying for Henley's treatment.
00:23:28He's the reason she's in this hospital.
00:23:31Why? What does he get out of it?
00:23:34Me.
00:23:37You sold yourself to him?
00:23:40Is that what you're telling me?
00:23:42Friendly, Mom.
00:23:44Friendly.
00:23:44Friendly.
00:23:49This is Dr. Mortimer, my private physician.
00:23:55I recommend we perform a stem cell transplant right away.
00:23:59It's risky, but it could save Henley's life.
00:24:02Ari, your medical record shows you could be an ideal donor.
00:24:07Just show me where to sign, Doc.
00:24:08I don't even know this person.
00:24:10She can be a quack.
00:24:11If Edward trusts it, then so do I.
00:24:15We will get both of you prepped for surgery immediately.
00:24:32Mom.
00:24:33Mom.
00:24:34Sweetheart, here. Have some water.
00:24:35He hasn't left your side.
00:24:42I'm so sorry about before.
00:24:45I was just struggling so much without you here.
00:24:49Henley.
00:24:50She's still sleeping.
00:24:52But the surgery was a success.
00:24:55I can't believe what you did for your sister.
00:24:58Selling yourself to this man.
00:25:00What they're saying about him in the papers.
00:25:06All lies, Mom.
00:25:08Mom, someone's trying to get him.
00:25:11Doctor.
00:25:13Ari's awake.
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00:25:53Fuckin' drop that part!
00:26:08I'm not you.
00:26:12That wasn't very nice.
00:26:15Field trip's over.
00:26:16We need to get you and the princess to a safe house.
00:26:18Now.
00:26:23How are you feeling now?
00:26:43Who the hell were they, Edward?
00:26:46They must have been sent by Marcus.
00:26:48He wants the throne that badly that he'd try and kill his own cousin.
00:26:52Try to push out your mind.
00:26:55I can't.
00:26:58I can't stop thinking about how close they came to losing you.
00:27:01I nearly lost you.
00:27:03You would have sacrificed yourself to save me.
00:27:07Why?
00:27:09You know why.
00:27:10Say it, Ari.
00:27:17Say it.
00:27:19Because I love you, Edward.
00:27:25And I can't let you go.
00:27:40You know.
00:27:41There's nothing to do, a man.
00:27:43So.
00:27:48I know.
00:27:49But you know.
00:27:50You could've been so busy.
00:27:51I know you.
00:27:52It's going to be so busy.
00:27:53You've been up there.
00:27:55You're welcome.
00:27:57I know you're here.
00:27:58I know you're here.
00:27:59I know you're here.
00:28:00You've got to go to my sister.
00:28:02You know you're here.
00:28:03I know you're here to the dog.
00:28:04hello sorry did i wake you oh wow again yeah well i was gonna take us to breakfast but we're not
00:28:30allowed to be
00:28:37percy so much for this being a safe room sorry your highnesses but we need to get you back to australia
00:28:43right away but i wanted to see henley first yes and i wanted to get some answers from the assassin
00:28:49well that could be difficult he's just been murdered in a cell someone didn't want him to talk
00:28:53i know it's not the perfect honeymoon but we used to spend every christmas at oakville when i was a boy
00:29:12it was my mother's favorite place no wonder it's beautiful
00:29:19can i help you sir i'm here to escort prince edward and princess are on their honeymoon
00:29:32prince edward is welcome the lady is not excuse me
00:29:36king's orders your highness he doesn't recognize her as a member of the royal family
00:29:42how dare you question my wife to just missy i'll have you discharged i'll deal with this
00:29:52let us through lad that's an order your order doesn't outtrack the king's
00:30:00actually in matters of security it does there's currently a threat on the lives of both the prince
00:30:05and the princess do you want their deaths on your conscience
00:30:09easy i'm sorry my love this is outrageous oh believe me this is not my first traffic fight
00:30:22let me show you how we resolve things the american way
00:30:35well you've been about as useful as a screen door and a submarine kit
00:30:44no i like this better than the palace it feels more i don't know
00:31:08like home yeah if your home has 23 bathrooms 30 000 acres and a dozen horses then sure
00:31:15oh you'll love this
00:31:20every christmas we used to put a plane for the adults
00:31:25oh are we peter pan
00:31:27one year and uh here is my costume
00:31:31from the nutcracker oh prince charming at your service milane
00:31:44oh my hero
00:31:46it suits you
00:31:52well maybe our kids will wear these one day
00:31:55good practice for the real thing
00:31:58ah another family tradition
00:32:05my first kill in fact
00:32:08wait you killed this stag
00:32:12edward that's horrible
00:32:15edward that's horrible
00:32:18well no it's heritage
00:32:22there are mounts here
00:32:23dating back to the 18th century
00:32:26oh really and did they use a guillotine to chop off their heads
00:32:29you're being ridiculous
00:32:33me
00:32:33i find it ridiculous no barbaric that you could butcher one of these creatures for sport
00:32:39and we don't butcher them
00:32:41we have the utmost respect for our game
00:32:43your game
00:32:45your game
00:32:46if you had respect for your game
00:32:49you wouldn't call it your game
00:32:51god how could it have been so wrong about you
00:32:53what does that mean
00:32:55you're just like one of them
00:32:56a little snob with a big gun
00:32:58you're judging me because of my class
00:33:02yes
00:33:03killing things to impress people
00:33:06it's horrible
00:33:07beg your pardon
00:33:08not now percy
00:33:09apologies your highnesses
00:33:11but i think you're gonna want to see this
00:33:13how are you feeling now your highness
00:33:18see for yourself
00:33:19Edward has to face justice
00:33:28we can't be ruled by a criminal
00:33:30the prince is innocent until proven guilty
00:33:34and he'll have his day in court
00:33:36there is something else you should know about him
00:33:39darling
00:33:40he called off our wedding
00:33:44so that he could marry an american prostitute
00:33:47named arry douglas
00:33:49how dare they
00:33:50these people are not fit to wear the crown
00:33:54we'd make a better king and queen than my cousin Edward and his yank whore
00:33:59a persuasive argument
00:34:01let's hope the public disagrees
00:34:03you've not only brought this family into disrepute Edward
00:34:10but the crown itself
00:34:12you really believe the accusations
00:34:15well they tally with your reckless decision to marry this commoner
00:34:19I'll give you one last chance to end this farce
00:34:23sign the annulment and we'll deny everything to the press
00:34:27no
00:34:31arry is my wife
00:34:34now and forever
00:34:36so be it
00:34:39your marriage stands
00:34:41you honour me
00:34:42father
00:34:43I'm not only father to you
00:34:45I'm father to this nation
00:34:47and I will not have you jeopardise the crown
00:34:50Xavier
00:34:52you shall be my successor
00:34:55and the new crown prince of Estria
00:34:58you can't do that
00:35:03it goes against convention
00:35:05but these are unconventional times
00:35:07no you can't
00:35:09do that because I don't want it
00:35:11it's not about what you want
00:35:12we're at war with your cousin
00:35:15and maybe with Latina soon too
00:35:17we need a show of strength
00:35:20giving in to Marcus's games
00:35:21that's a show of strength
00:35:23it wipes the slate clean
00:35:26Xavier will be the new face of the monarchy
00:35:29you'll marry a woman of stature
00:35:32and sire and heir
00:35:34are you blind?
00:35:43or do you just ignore what's right in front of you?
00:35:45what are you talking about now?
00:35:47I won't marry
00:35:48I won't have an heir
00:35:52and I won't be king
00:35:53because I'm gay
00:35:56the monarchy is above sexuality
00:36:01Xavier
00:36:02it's your crown too tight around the cranium
00:36:05I'd rather announce all my titles
00:36:08than continue living this lie
00:36:09what have I done to deserve these boys?
00:36:14you know that's a good question
00:36:15you have two incredible brave sons
00:36:18but you didn't do anything to deserve them
00:36:21no I'm warning you
00:36:22no honestly
00:36:23it's okay
00:36:24I've got this
00:36:25you think I'm scared of you Maxwell?
00:36:28I'm not
00:36:29I'm just so disappointed
00:36:31you see I never met my dad
00:36:34and when we first met
00:36:36I thought I would finally feel
00:36:37what it's like to have a real father
00:36:39and now honestly I'm
00:36:42I wish I'd never found out
00:36:45you say you're father to the nation
00:36:49you're not even a good father to your own sons
00:36:52thank you
00:37:02what's this?
00:37:13oh that's black pudding
00:37:15it's made from blood
00:37:18you don't have to meet us
00:37:21no no it's fine
00:37:23I'll try it
00:37:24actually I wanted to apologize for yesterday about the stack thing
00:37:30after our argument with her dad
00:37:33I kind of
00:37:34I realized how different our upbringings were
00:37:36it wasn't fair to judge you for that
00:37:39I appreciate that
00:37:42and um
00:37:44what you said to him too
00:37:46morning
00:37:58the king has arranged for princess Ari to make her first public appearance
00:38:05what?
00:38:06he said and I quote
00:38:08put that girl on tv
00:38:10she's got some fire in her belly
00:38:12he thinks we can beat Marcus by winning over the people
00:38:15well that is great news
00:38:18he did have one stipulation
00:38:20you're to return to the palace ma'am
00:38:22for lessons in etiquette
00:38:23and he'll be your personal tutor
00:38:26princess Arianna
00:38:39forgive me
00:38:44my behavior
00:38:48has been unbecoming
00:38:50yeah I don't really know what that means
00:38:53but um
00:38:53apologies accepted
00:38:55Estrians respect their kings
00:38:58but they love their queens
00:38:59so
00:39:01we have to work on your decorum
00:39:03thankfully you'll be learning from the best
00:39:05that's not a very decorum-y thing to say
00:39:08your majesty
00:39:09the word you're looking for is decorous
00:39:11and I'm not talking about myself
00:39:13I'm talking about your mother-in-law
00:39:16Christmas is a time of joy
00:39:24notice her posture
00:39:26and of her
00:39:27her poise
00:39:28of streeter
00:39:29as though you have an iron rod
00:39:31across the street
00:39:32to everyone watching
00:39:33this is your etiquette lesson
00:39:35not mine
00:39:35repeat after
00:39:37my husband and I
00:39:38would like to wish you
00:39:41a very merry Christmas
00:39:43well you said all the words in
00:39:47the right order
00:39:47what was she like
00:39:51a lot like you
00:39:53she had a very kind way
00:39:56with people
00:39:56her charity work was her life
00:39:58boys were devastated to lose her
00:40:02and you
00:40:04it's never been the same
00:40:10without her
00:40:11she's an inspiration
00:40:18yes
00:40:20our next queen
00:40:22has a lot to live up to
00:40:24good evening
00:40:28tonight I'm joined by
00:40:30Prince Edward's new bride
00:40:32Princess Ariana
00:40:32welcome your royal highness
00:40:34good evening
00:40:36Esther was shocked to learn
00:40:38about your recent marriage
00:40:39could you tell us more
00:40:40about how you met Prince Edward
00:40:41we met in my hometown of Queens
00:40:44Edward found that very
00:40:46serendipitous
00:40:47Princess Dima
00:40:49alerted that you were working
00:40:50as a prostitute there
00:40:51no that is not true
00:40:53so you are calling
00:40:55your fellow princess a liar
00:40:56she was misinformed
00:40:58to be clear
00:40:59did Prince Edward
00:41:00ever paid you
00:41:01for your services
00:41:02no not
00:41:03not in that way
00:41:04so he has paid you
00:41:05I'd rather not discuss
00:41:06ma'am
00:41:07the public has a right to know
00:41:08who the new princess really is
00:41:11so I would ask you again
00:41:13did Prince Edward
00:41:14ever pay you for your services
00:41:16all right yes
00:41:33he paid for me
00:41:34I was his mail order bride
00:41:37and maybe that's just as much
00:41:39as scandal
00:41:39but marrying Prince Edward
00:41:41is the best thing
00:41:41that I have ever done
00:41:42my sister was fighting cancer
00:41:48and I needed the money
00:41:49to save her
00:41:50and he gave me that
00:41:51but he gave me so much more
00:41:54I'm not talking about the crown
00:41:56or the castles
00:41:58I'm talking about his love
00:42:00and his kindness
00:42:01and his respect
00:42:02and yes
00:42:06I am calling
00:42:07Princess Demer a liar
00:42:08I don't know why
00:42:09she wants to ruin us
00:42:10maybe she's bitter
00:42:11because Edward
00:42:12didn't forgive her
00:42:13after she was caught
00:42:15cheating on him
00:42:15with Prince Marcus
00:42:16you can ask her about that
00:42:18but what I do know
00:42:20is Edward
00:42:22is a good man
00:42:23and yes
00:42:24this started out
00:42:24as a transaction
00:42:25for sure
00:42:26I needed the money
00:42:27to save my sister
00:42:28and he needed to be saved
00:42:30from marrying a woman
00:42:31that he didn't love
00:42:32but now my sister
00:42:34is getting better
00:42:35and Edward
00:42:37has a wife
00:42:38who couldn't love him more
00:42:39it's about time
00:42:53you started fighting back
00:42:54nice performance
00:42:57really appealing
00:42:58to the old heartstrings
00:42:59it wasn't a performance
00:43:01it's always a performance
00:43:02princess
00:43:03only the people
00:43:05they don't want
00:43:06love stories
00:43:07they want dirt
00:43:08that's why I'll win
00:43:10because I'm not afraid
00:43:12to get my hands dirty
00:43:13as we discovered
00:43:14in New York
00:43:15are you referring
00:43:16to the assassination attempt
00:43:18in fact
00:43:20in fact I'm the only reason
00:43:20you're still breathing
00:43:22what
00:43:24it was Athena
00:43:26who wanted you dead
00:43:27but I convinced
00:43:29King Ithan to
00:43:30hold off
00:43:31for now
00:43:33see he's willing
00:43:35to let you live
00:43:36so long as you
00:43:37give my airship
00:43:39to you
00:43:39clever boy
00:43:41make all the threats
00:43:43you want
00:43:44I will prove
00:43:46my innocence
00:43:46in court
00:43:47oh even if
00:43:50you are somehow
00:43:51able to convince
00:43:52my judge
00:43:53that Dima's
00:43:53the one lying
00:43:54you won't convince
00:43:55her father
00:43:56if you're found
00:43:58not guilty
00:43:59he'll simply
00:44:00declare war
00:44:01you just
00:44:02can't win
00:44:03your highness
00:44:04we're getting
00:44:05record engagements
00:44:06on our socials
00:44:07people are going
00:44:07crazy for their
00:44:08new princess
00:44:09maybe they do
00:44:13want love stories
00:44:13after all
00:44:14oh here's a good one
00:44:24starting a petition
00:44:26to rename
00:44:26princess Harry
00:44:27the queen
00:44:28of spades
00:44:29because she just
00:44:30buried princess Dima
00:44:30live on TV
00:44:32princess Harry
00:44:34is the best
00:44:35American import
00:44:36since fried
00:44:38chicken waffles
00:44:38god
00:44:41you don't actually
00:44:42eat that do you
00:44:42um your brother
00:44:43literally made me
00:44:44try a sausage
00:44:45made of blood
00:44:45fair
00:44:46your wife's a
00:44:56sensation in the
00:44:57nation
00:44:57father's etiquette
00:44:58lessons clearly
00:44:59paid off
00:45:00speaking of
00:45:02this is this
00:45:03princess Harry
00:45:05should give this
00:45:05year's christmas
00:45:06speech
00:45:07king maxwell's
00:45:08are as dry as
00:45:09my husband's turkey
00:45:09dinner
00:45:10yes i saw that
00:45:12one
00:45:12in fact
00:45:14in fact
00:45:14you gave me an idea
00:45:16mom
00:45:19we're ready for you
00:45:20ready for what
00:45:22whenever you're ready
00:45:28your highness
00:45:28my fellow esterians
00:45:32my fellow esterians
00:45:32you know that feels pretty
00:45:34strange to say
00:45:35i'm sure you're used to
00:45:37spending your christmases
00:45:38with king maxwell
00:45:39but surprise
00:45:41you've got me this year
00:45:42you know my own christmases
00:45:44are usually spent with my
00:45:45family
00:45:46my sister
00:45:47my mom
00:45:48and me
00:45:49and yet here i am
00:45:51giving a speech to all
00:45:52of you
00:45:53but it still feels the same
00:45:55it feels like family
00:45:58because you have
00:46:00opened your hearts to me
00:46:01and made me feel at home
00:46:03here
00:46:03so from the bottom
00:46:05of my heart
00:46:06thank you
00:46:08and merry christmas
00:46:10from the palace
00:46:10you were amazing
00:46:16we'll upload it to your new
00:46:18channel tonight
00:46:19i just wish my family was
00:46:21really here
00:46:22well i think you'll like
00:46:28your present then
00:46:29merry christmas
00:46:30hi
00:46:30no i can't believe you're
00:46:38actually here
00:46:38i can't believe you're here
00:46:40you're a goddamn princess
00:46:41ari what you did for me
00:46:45i can never repay you
00:46:47well you're getting better
00:46:49is payment enough
00:46:49oh
00:46:50cool
00:46:51i guess you won't be
00:46:53needing your present then
00:46:54i'll get to first
00:46:55i wanted to get you
00:46:56something to say thank you
00:46:57it's not quite crown jewels
00:46:59level
00:47:00but
00:47:01thank you
00:47:10thank you
00:47:10where's your half
00:47:13i don't need it
00:47:14you already gave me a part of yourself with the transplant
00:47:17and now you'll have a part of me too
00:47:20ari i know you did all this for me
00:47:29but are you really happy here
00:47:31i don't know
00:47:34i guess my life is just really different now
00:47:39edward
00:47:50have you heard from your lawyers
00:47:52they've hired a pi to look into marcus's bribery of state officials
00:47:56but
00:47:57he's covered his tracks
00:48:00i'm not sure we can beat him
00:48:04ari
00:48:05there's a new year street party tonight
00:48:07we have to go
00:48:08you're not well enough
00:48:09i've been here a whole week
00:48:10and you haven't let me out once
00:48:12i want to go see estria
00:48:13yeah there'll be plenty of time for that when you're better
00:48:15but i feel fine
00:48:17i promise
00:48:17i
00:48:17no henley
00:48:18we're working on a strategy for edward's trial
00:48:20we really don't have time for this
00:48:22she's been cooped up for months
00:48:29must have been tough
00:48:31henley
00:48:39henley look i'm really sorry
00:48:42we can we can celebrate here if you like
00:48:44henley
00:48:45please look i'm sorry can i come in
00:48:48damn it henley
00:48:55hey have you seen this girl
00:49:03oh my god princess ari
00:49:04please please she's missing and she's my sister so
00:49:08oh yeah she's just there doing some shots
00:49:11what
00:49:12what are you even doing here
00:49:17ari please enough with the grown up boys
00:49:20you're still in recovery and you're underage
00:49:22i'm not in this country
00:49:23we're going home
00:49:24ari please
00:49:25just let me have one night
00:49:27i never thought i'd get to see another new year
00:49:31i knew you pulled a cancer
00:49:32fine
00:49:35but no more drinking
00:49:36love you sis
00:49:375
00:49:495
00:49:494
00:49:503
00:49:512
00:49:511
00:49:52happy year
00:49:55Come on, I'm just having some fun.
00:50:10Don't you get it? I'm a public figure now.
00:50:12I have more important things to worry about than fun.
00:50:14Fine.
00:50:15Go back to your prince and your palace and your fancy new life.
00:50:20I'm sorry that I wanted to spend time with my sister.
00:50:22I guess she's just too important for that now.
00:50:52It's not what it looks like.
00:50:59This creep grabbed me for like half a second before I threw him off.
00:51:03I'm surprised anyone had a chance to take a photo.
00:51:07Edward, speak to me.
00:51:09Even if that is true, this is on every front page the day before my trial begins.
00:51:18Well, Dean Marcus must be behind it.
00:51:20It's another smear campaign.
00:51:23It's working.
00:51:25This will lose us to country's support just when we need it the most.
00:51:28Court is now in session.
00:51:50The prosecution may call its first witness.
00:51:53Thank you, Your Honor.
00:51:54The prosecution calls Captain Harry Percy to the stand.
00:52:09Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
00:52:13I do.
00:52:14Captain Percy, you are Prince Edward's bodyguard, are you not?
00:52:24I am.
00:52:25You go everywhere with him, don't you?
00:52:28I do.
00:52:29Did you go with him to visit Princess Demo on the night of the assault?
00:52:34I did.
00:52:36Captain Percy, did you witness Prince Edward physically attack Princess Demo that night?
00:52:43I did.
00:52:58I just don't understand why Percy would lie.
00:53:01Yeah, I know.
00:53:01It sucks.
00:53:03He was really hot.
00:53:05I'm really not in the mood, Hen.
00:53:07I'm sorry.
00:53:08Mari, I don't know what you want me to say.
00:53:10You mean Percy clearly worship you guys.
00:53:13I guess that human trashbag Marcus probably got to him the same way he got to the judge.
00:53:19Huh.
00:53:19What?
00:53:21The bruises.
00:53:22We know Edward didn't give them to Demo.
00:53:24Sure, it was Marcus.
00:53:26Yeah, but we always assumed they were working together, right?
00:53:30But what if Marcus was manipulating Demo?
00:53:33Forcing her to blame her injuries on Edward?
00:53:36Oh my god.
00:53:38Hen, I could kiss you right now.
00:53:41I need to go in to speak to my fellow princess.
00:53:44It's judgment day for Prince Edward, and his bodyguard's damning testimony can prove the deciding factor in the judge's verdict.
00:53:52And here she comes, Princess Arie.
00:53:56Just listen to those rules.
00:53:59She's, of course, caught up in her own adult scandal, and this could be as well a dark day for the world couple.
00:54:11Dima.
00:54:11What do you want?
00:54:16It's not too late to stop this.
00:54:18Why would I want to do that?
00:54:21Well, I believe it's Prince Marcus who's been hurting you.
00:54:24I'm forced you to blame it on Edward.
00:54:26We're facing another beating or worse.
00:54:28But it's okay.
00:54:28You don't have to be scared anymore.
00:54:30I can make you safe.
00:54:32Oh.
00:54:33Arie.
00:54:50It's the best joke I've ever heard.
00:54:52You poor naive girl.
00:54:59Did you really think my brain-dead fiancé was behind all this?
00:55:02I just made him believe it was all his idea.
00:55:06Our affair in the throne room.
00:55:08Bribing the judge.
00:55:09I even had to force him to hit me.
00:55:11He thinks this whole charade is about winning him the throne.
00:55:16And what is it really about?
00:55:22Bringing down the piercements.
00:55:25For generations they've looked down their noses at little Athena.
00:55:28We've been invaded and attacked too many times to count.
00:55:35And yet, my father sent me here to marry your loser Prince.
00:55:40So I decided to use Marcus to divide the family.
00:55:45Bring them down from the inside.
00:55:48I didn't factor you in, of course.
00:55:49But clearly I needn't have worried about Edward's dollar store princess.
00:55:53Princess, you'll soon be forgotten.
00:55:56A side note in the downfall of the Estrian royal family.
00:56:01Oh.
00:56:03Chop-chop.
00:56:04Time to hear your husband's guilty verdict.
00:56:06You won't get away with this.
00:56:07Oh, darling.
00:56:09I already have.
00:56:12Oh, here they are.
00:56:13Princess Demo, did you know that this conversation with Princess Ari was recorded and live-streamed
00:56:22on our social media?
00:56:24What?
00:56:25Who's the naive one now?
00:56:28You devious little bitch.
00:56:31I learned from the best.
00:56:36If you ever threaten my family again,
00:56:39I will put you in a box smaller than the cell that you're headed for.
00:56:43Okay.
00:56:45Are you all right, princess?
00:56:46Yes, where's Edward?
00:56:48The judge has found him guilty.
00:56:52Wait!
00:56:54I have new evidence that proves that Prince Edward is innocent.
00:56:57I've already passed my judgment.
00:57:01The prince is guilty as charged.
00:57:02Well, Your Honor,
00:57:04I also have evidence that you were bribed into making that verdict.
00:57:07How dare you!
00:57:09Bailiff!
00:57:10Stop right there.
00:57:11This sham is over.
00:57:15You hold no authority here.
00:57:18This is the Crown Court, is it not?
00:57:20I am the living embodiment of the Crown,
00:57:22and I revoke your spurious guilty verdict,
00:57:26and I charge you,
00:57:27Prince Marcus,
00:57:29and Princess Demo,
00:57:30with treason.
00:57:32Arrest them.
00:57:32Save me!
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00:57:57He's not the only hero around here.
00:58:08Come.
00:58:13You wanted to see us, Father?
00:58:16I owe you an apology, Edward.
00:58:19You're never capable of such violence.
00:58:21You've always been a man of peace.
00:58:23And, Harry, you share the same compassion and charisma
00:58:27as Edward's mother had in spades.
00:58:30You'll make a great queen.
00:58:33Thank you, Father.
00:58:35Of course, we do still have to work on the decorum.
00:58:37We have plenty of time for that, Pops.
00:58:41Actually, the public are thirsty for new blood and...
00:58:46Well, I'm ready for a rest.
00:58:48So I've decided to abdicate the throne to you two, young upstarts.
00:58:53Good luck.
00:58:57Your Royal Highness.
00:59:12We're going to New York, Percy.
00:59:14And we need protection.
00:59:16I might let you down.
00:59:18Forget about it.
00:59:19You were looking out for your family, and I get that.
00:59:22So shave that stubble, soldier.
00:59:23We got a plane to catch.
00:59:25Yes, ma'am.
00:59:34Good morning.
00:59:35We're very happy to...
00:59:37Sorry.
00:59:38Um...
00:59:40We're very happy to welcome you all here today.
00:59:42As you know, my sister recently beat cancer.
00:59:45It was a hard battle, and to pay for it, I became a princess.
00:59:53But that's not really an option for most people.
00:59:58So, that's why we've opened Henley's House, a place where cancer patients can get free support
01:00:04throughout their treatment.
01:00:05Ah, so, um, please welcome the woman of the hour, Henley Douglas.
01:00:15I now declare Henley's House open!
01:00:20Well, I can't believe you made yourself first patient of Henley's House.
01:00:29Oh, God.
01:00:30I can't go through this again.
01:00:32Quit your bellyaching, Mom.
01:00:34Not every bellyache is a tumor.
01:00:36Do you ever feel like you liked her better when she was in a coma?
01:00:38Well, something did come up on the test results, folks.
01:00:45It's cancer.
01:00:46We're cursed.
01:00:48No, it's not cancer.
01:00:49Kidney, bones.
01:00:51Liver disease.
01:00:52Mom.
01:00:53You're having a royal baby, Ari.
01:00:55Oh, my goodness.
01:00:56Oh, my goodness.
01:01:08Our lives are about to change forever.
01:01:14In more ways than you know.
01:01:24I love you.
01:01:25I love you, too.
01:01:38I love you, too.
01:02:08I love you, too.
01:02:38I love you, too.
01:03:08I love you, too.
01:03:11I love you, too.
01:03:12I love you, too.
01:03:13I love you, too.
01:03:15Amen.
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