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00:00:00Oh my god, Henley.
00:00:06Oh god.
00:00:08Oh my god.
00:00:10You're covered in coffee.
00:00:13Yeah, of course.
00:00:14Came as soon as I got Mom's message.
00:00:16What happened?
00:00:17I skipped breakfast and fainted on the track.
00:00:20It's no big deal.
00:00:21You had me so worried.
00:00:23It'd take more than an empty stomach to kill me off.
00:00:26You're right.
00:00:27You know what, let me go grab you some food.
00:00:29Okay?
00:00:30Mm-hmm.
00:00:31What can be happening?
00:00:33I'm afraid it sucks the situation.
00:00:36Mom?
00:00:37I'm sorry.
00:00:38The doctor has some bad news.
00:00:40What?
00:00:41I'm sorry.
00:00:42Your sister has leukemia.
00:00:44Our insurance is expired.
00:00:47There's no way we can pay for her treatment.
00:00:49Don't worry, I'll figure something out.
00:00:51You just go and look after Henley for a moment, okay?
00:00:54Okay.
00:00:55Okay?
00:00:59Oh my god.
00:01:02What am I gonna do?
00:01:04I'm only on minimum wage.
00:01:06There are other ways to pay.
00:01:09Tell me, are you single?
00:01:11What?
00:01:12What's that got to do with anything?
00:01:14It might just save your sister's life.
00:01:16A deluxe mail order.
00:01:20Ride service?
00:01:21Hello.
00:01:23Dig out your best dress, Harry Douglas.
00:01:38We found you a bidder.
00:01:40What?
00:01:41Dig out your best dress, Harry Douglas.
00:01:43We found you a bidder.
00:02:10Your royal highness.
00:02:11Princess Dima has arrived.
00:02:12Excellent.
00:02:13We can finally confirm our engagement.
00:02:14The thing is, we're not exactly sure where in the castle she is.
00:02:17She was last seen speaking to your cousin.
00:02:19Marcus is here.
00:02:20We'll find him before he starts any trouble.
00:02:21No need.
00:02:22I know exactly where he'll be.
00:02:23Dima!
00:02:49Dima!
00:02:50Edward!
00:02:51Edward, I'm sorry my love, I don't know what came over me.
00:02:56I do, she wanted a taste of the true heir to the throne.
00:03:02Your majesty, please.
00:03:05No.
00:03:14If either of you step foot in this palace again,
00:03:18I will have you both executed for treason.
00:03:24Now get out.
00:03:27I guess there won't be a royal wedding after all.
00:03:41It took years to arrange your marriage to Princess Dima.
00:03:44And now you're throwing our new alliance with Lathina away?
00:03:49I wasn't the one fucking someone else on the throne.
00:03:51You watch your language, boy.
00:03:53She was having sex with cousin Marcus on our seat of power.
00:03:57The one he craves for himself.
00:04:00Surely you can't expect me to still marry her.
00:04:03I'll travel to Lathina and clear up your mess.
00:04:07But there will be a royal wedding.
00:04:09You are to find a new bride worthy of this crown.
00:04:14But let's stay three years later.
00:04:15That's what I'm going to try.
00:04:16That is what the husband sounds like.
00:04:20Well, it's acesso.
00:04:28It's a little bit quiet.
00:04:32Every child will help you afil every day.
00:04:33There should be rider to be desple Raines on our trip.
00:04:34You can get by the Timothy teenagers who are now at a time.
00:04:36I will move on to Lie 그걸 lulling to his boulevard.
00:04:37It's a huge 96-uhan living life forever.
00:04:38That is a huge deal.
00:04:39It's a huge deal.
00:04:39You can't evenuling seven people to begin with seven people.
00:04:41But little ones may not open.
00:04:42They also end up their main bye.
00:04:43Harry Douglas spread your arms please um we agreed that our first date wouldn't be physical but
00:04:53is that really necessary your bag please you're not my date are you
00:05:01I shouldn't have signed up for this no I'm sorry I think I'm just gonna go
00:05:06your highness
00:05:08Prince Edward
00:05:15His Royal Highness Prince Edward Pierceman of Australia at your service
00:05:26Harry Douglas of Queens
00:05:29not a bad start
00:05:32this is a joke right I mean why would a prince need a mail order bride
00:05:37I read your profile you're smart beautiful talented you're hiding something you
00:05:46don't want money you need it you don't know anything about me precisely so you
00:05:52get to change that or should I just assume that you are a gold digger like all the rest
00:05:58you have a great day your highness
00:06:03back to the airport sir no follow her
00:06:17how are you feeling today why do people keep treating me like I'm dying we're just worried
00:06:28about you
00:06:28what's wrong I think I'm hallucinating what isn't that Prince Edward what the
00:06:39hell are you doing here Ari you're speaking to literal royalty
00:06:43no it's all right we bumped into each other as I toured the hospital and I was a little
00:06:48rude I apologize Miss Douglas could I have a word outside
00:07:03you're doing this for your sister well done gold star for the prince
00:07:07if you marry me I will pay for her whole treatment anything she needs
00:07:14wait you're serious yes but if you'll permit me there is one last thing I must test
00:07:35what now
00:07:42what now
00:07:54I love you sis
00:07:56Australian tradition dictates that you mustn't see each other again until your wedding day
00:08:08what so you just kiss me and left I'm to escort you to Australia as soon as you're done here
00:08:11but I must gas you to keep the engagement a secret
00:08:14why
00:08:15every move a royal max is in the spotlight and it's just one of the many things you're going to have to get
00:08:19used to and fast your new life starts now
00:08:37ma'am this is Prince Edward's younger brother Prince Xavier
00:08:41oh hi um greetings your royal highness
00:08:49my god she didn't even teach you how to curtsy
00:09:12god I'm sorry although that really was the worst curtsy I think I've ever seen
00:09:20so you're the famous Harry Douglas I've heard so much about
00:09:24I'm Edward's younger funnier more handsome more charismatic little brother sorry you ended up with
00:09:31the dad but um hey we still have time to fall in love run away before the wedding come with me
00:09:39uh this is our little fixer-upper
00:09:48your room's round about the 312th on the left I imagine you want to settle in and rest but
00:09:55we're already late for our first appointment
00:10:08so
00:10:13so
00:10:19so
00:10:21From rags to riches, let's make you a princess.
00:10:51Yes Queen, or should I say, yes future Queen.
00:11:05I've never seen myself like this.
00:11:07I'll strap those heels.
00:11:10When did Emma find a savage?
00:11:22Isn't it obvious?
00:11:23She's a whore.
00:11:24He must have fallen in love with her, almost between her legs.
00:11:29She'll be gone as soon as he gets bored of fucking a present.
00:11:40Go away!
00:11:49So this is true?
00:11:52Who are you?
00:11:53Your predecessor.
00:12:00You have a very pretty face.
00:12:03If you want to keep it that way, leave while you still can.
00:12:07Is that a threat?
00:12:09No, no, it's a warning.
00:12:11Edward is not the man he makes out to be.
00:12:23And trust me my darling, you weren't the first one to fall for his trap.
00:12:29Aaron?
00:12:35Aaron, you're not leaving are you?
00:12:39Ari?
00:12:40Ari?
00:12:41Ari?
00:12:42I've been transferred to the best cancer hospital in Manhattan.
00:12:53My treatment's being paid for by some anonymous donor.
00:12:54That's great, hen.
00:12:55I feel like I can finally breathe again.
00:12:56Oh, gotta go.
00:12:57Dog's here.
00:12:58Love you.
00:12:59Love you.
00:13:00Love you.
00:13:01Ari?
00:13:02Ari?
00:13:03It's your big day.
00:13:04Okay.
00:13:05Let's get this over with.
00:13:13Okay.
00:13:18Ari? Ari? It's your big day.
00:13:26Okay.
00:13:32Let's get this over with.
00:13:48You look radiant.
00:13:59I'm sorry, it's not the royal wedding you might have expected.
00:14:03My father is-
00:14:04I'm just doing this for Henley.
00:14:06Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join this man and this woman in holy matrimony.
00:14:12Prince Edward, you're about.
00:14:15Ari, though it was circumstance that brought us together, it is love that will bind us.
00:14:24With this ring, I commit to you my heart, my spirit and my soul.
00:14:32Let us share our lives until they are well spent and spend them well, together.
00:14:40Do you, Edward, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
00:14:44I do.
00:14:45And do you, Ariana, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?
00:14:55I do.
00:14:57And I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:15:01You may kiss the bride.
00:15:05Arrest that man!
00:15:07Arrest that man!
00:15:14What's the meaning of this?
00:15:16You know exactly what you did, you bastard.
00:15:19Explain yourself.
00:15:21Last night, Prince Edward here decided to pay a little visit to my beloved fiancé.
00:15:28What fiancé?
00:15:29Princess Dima.
00:15:30I only went there to retrieve the royal wedding ring.
00:15:40And this is what he did to me when I refused to give it to him.
00:15:43That is a lie!
00:15:44Take him away!
00:15:46You don't believe them, do you, Ari?
00:15:48Ari?
00:15:50Ari?
00:15:52Ari?
00:15:54Ari!
00:15:56Ari!
00:16:04Comfortable cousin?
00:16:06You scoundrel!
00:16:07It was you that put those brutus on Dima.
00:16:12What do you care?
00:16:14Besides, you've got your American Barbie princess now anyway.
00:16:17What happened to you?
00:16:19We used to be like brothers.
00:16:21If we were brothers, then there wouldn't be a problem.
00:16:24I'd already have the crown.
00:16:26That's what this is about.
00:16:28Discredit me in order to steal my birthright.
00:16:31It's just as much my birthright as it is yours.
00:16:33My father should have fought for what was rightfully his.
00:16:36He was a younger twin!
00:16:37By what?
00:16:38Twelve minutes, was it?
00:16:40Your father was only given the airship because he was the favourite son.
00:16:44And you are willing to destroy our family over such nonsense?
00:16:50I am.
00:16:53But it doesn't have to go that way, cousin.
00:16:56Simply relinquish your claim to the throne to me and I'll drop the charges.
00:17:01They won't stand anyway.
00:17:02Oh, they will.
00:17:04I have every High Court judge in my back pocket.
00:17:08If you even try and take this to trial, I will ruin you.
00:17:12I will ruin you.
00:17:42You've reached the chicken pen, but it's all out of hens.
00:17:44Leave a message and I'll clock you back.
00:17:45You've reached the chicken pen, but it's all out of hens.
00:17:47Leave a message and I'll clock you back.
00:17:49Leave a message and I'll keep it on your back.
00:17:50Leave a message and I will keep you back.
00:17:51I'll keep you back.
00:17:52Leave a message and I'll keep you back.
00:18:23That's going to take some getting used to.
00:18:53It's an honour to finally meet you, Your Majesty.
00:18:59I wish I could say the same.
00:19:02It's good that you're here, though. Sign this.
00:19:07An annulment agreement?
00:19:09Well, I presume your ridiculous marriage has not been consummated yet due to my son's situation.
00:19:16Sign the contract and let's end this foolishness.
00:19:20I can't.
00:19:21You can, and you will.
00:19:24No. Edward promised me that he'd pay for my sister's cancer tuition, and I can't let her down.
00:19:29Well, if it's just the money you're here for, have it.
00:19:40This feels wrong.
00:19:42Either you sign, or we force you to.
00:19:46Trust me, we still keep some nasty traditions in this palace.
00:19:50Trust me, or we'll be here for you, or we'll be here for you, or we'll be here for you.
00:20:20I will not let you change that.
00:20:31I'm so sorry for today.
00:20:33I don't want your apologies.
00:20:36I want the truth.
00:20:39Did you hurt Princess Dima?
00:20:43No.
00:20:43My cousin Marcus is trying to smear my reputation.
00:20:48Why should I believe you?
00:20:52Why do you think you're here, Ari?
00:20:54I don't know.
00:20:56I was supposed to marry Princess Dima for political reasons.
00:21:00When she cheated on me, I made a vow to only marry the person that I wanted.
00:21:07And then I found you.
00:21:09We barely know each other.
00:21:10Then give me a chance.
00:21:12I saw how you would go to any length to save your sister.
00:21:17And it resonated with me because...
00:21:20I lost my mother to cancer.
00:21:26Edward.
00:21:27Ari, I fell in love with your humanity.
00:21:32And now I'm asking that you trust in mine.
00:21:34I'm innocent.
00:21:39Edward, you're shaking.
00:21:41I never kissed the bride.
00:22:01It's still our wedding day for another five minutes.
00:22:03I never kissed the bride.
00:22:11Wow.
00:22:25This hospital is amazing.
00:22:27I can't believe you did all of this for me and my family, Edward.
00:22:30I can't wait to tell them that we're married.
00:22:38Mom?
00:22:40Mom?
00:22:42What's wrong?
00:22:48I didn't listen to Copa.
00:23:01So you ran off to get hitched while your sister fights for her life?
00:23:05It wasn't like that.
00:23:07That big shiny ring suggests otherwise.
00:23:12Edward is paying for Henley's treatment.
00:23:14He's the reason she's in this hospital.
00:23:16Why?
00:23:17What does he get out of it?
00:23:20Me.
00:23:22You sold yourself to him?
00:23:25Is that what you're telling me?
00:23:27Friendly, Mom.
00:23:29Friendly.
00:23:36This is Dr. Mortimer.
00:23:38My private physician.
00:23:40I recommend we perform a stem cell transplant right away.
00:23:44It's risky, but it could save Henley's life.
00:23:47Ari, your medical record shows you could be an ideal donor.
00:23:52Just show me where to sign, Doc.
00:23:53I don't even know this person.
00:23:55She could be a quack.
00:23:56If Edward trusts you, then so do I.
00:24:00We will get both of you prepped for surgery immediately.
00:24:03Mom?
00:24:04Oh, sweetheart.
00:24:05Here.
00:24:06Have some water.
00:24:07He hasn't left your side.
00:24:08I'm so sorry about before.
00:24:09I was just struggling so much without you here.
00:24:10And me.
00:24:11She's still sleeping.
00:24:12But the surgery was a success.
00:24:13I can't believe what you did for your sister.
00:24:14I was just struggling so much without you here.
00:24:15And me.
00:24:16She's still sleeping.
00:24:17But the surgery was a success.
00:24:18I can't believe what you did for your sister.
00:24:19Selling yourself to this man.
00:24:20You're not.
00:24:21I'm not.
00:24:22I'm not.
00:24:23I'm not.
00:24:24I'm not.
00:24:25I'm not.
00:24:26I'm not.
00:24:27I'm not.
00:24:28I'm not.
00:24:29I'm not.
00:24:30I'm not.
00:24:31I'm not.
00:24:32I'm not.
00:24:33I'm not.
00:24:34I'm not.
00:24:35I'm not.
00:24:36I'm not.
00:24:37I'm not.
00:24:38You're not.
00:24:39You're not.
00:24:40It was a success.
00:24:41I can't believe what you did for your sister.
00:24:43Selling yourself to this man.
00:24:46What they're saying about him.
00:24:49In the papers.
00:24:50It's all lies, Mom.
00:24:51Someone's trying to get him.
00:24:53Doctor.
00:24:56Arie's awake.
00:25:02No!
00:25:03Ember!
00:25:08Ember!
00:25:13What was that?
00:25:14Over, over, over!
00:25:19Ember!
00:25:33Ember!
00:25:42Fucking drop it, Pop!
00:25:52I'm not you, Pam.
00:25:57That wasn't very nice.
00:25:59Field trip's over.
00:26:00We need to get you and the princess to a safe house.
00:26:02No!
00:26:26How are you feeling now?
00:26:28Who the hell were they, Edward?
00:26:31They must have been sent by Marcus.
00:26:33He wants the throne that badly that he'd try and kill his own cousin.
00:26:37Try to push out your mind.
00:26:39I can't.
00:26:40I can't stop thinking about how close I came to losing you.
00:26:45I nearly lost you.
00:26:47You would have sacrificed yourself to save me.
00:26:51Why?
00:26:53You know why?
00:26:57Say it, Ari.
00:27:00Say it.
00:27:01Because I love you, Edward.
00:27:03And I can't let you go.
00:27:08I can't let you go.
00:27:09I can't let you go.
00:27:10I can't let you go.
00:27:11I can't let you go.
00:27:12Why can't youble?
00:27:13Have a single time someone everyday.
00:27:14And as you blog vai to cover my soul, who reminds me, we 10km, and has to come into love.
00:27:19And my wonder, you can know?
00:27:20I won't make me a mess than you two months ago.
00:27:22I don't care if you're listening.
00:27:23I be sorry if I never found out.
00:27:25I just nutrition everything better.
00:27:26I can't let you send a diary.
00:27:29I don't know.
00:27:59Hello.
00:28:03Sorry, did I wake you?
00:28:07Oh, wow. Again?
00:28:09Yeah, well, he was going to take us to breakfast, but we're not allowed to leave.
00:28:19Percy.
00:28:21So much for this being a safe room.
00:28:23Sorry, Your Highnesses, but we need to get you back to Australia right away.
00:28:26But I wanted to see Henley first.
00:28:29Yes, and I wanted to get some answers from the assassin.
00:28:31Well, that could be difficult. He's just been murdered in a cell.
00:28:34Someone didn't want him to talk.
00:28:37Marcus.
00:28:37I know it's not the perfect honeymoon, but we used to spend every Christmas at Oak Hall when I was a boy.
00:28:54It was my mother's favourite place.
00:28:59No wonder.
00:29:00It's beautiful.
00:29:09Can I help you, sir?
00:29:10I'm here to escort Prince Edward and Princess Arie on their honeymoon.
00:29:13Prince Edward is welcome.
00:29:15The lady is not.
00:29:17Excuse me?
00:29:17The king's orders, Your Highness.
00:29:21He doesn't recognise her as a member of the royal family.
00:29:23How dare you question my wife to just, Missy?
00:29:30I'll have you discharged.
00:29:32I'll deal with this.
00:29:37Let us through, lad.
00:29:39That's an order.
00:29:40Your order doesn't outtrack the king's.
00:29:42Actually, in matters of security, it does.
00:29:44There's currently a threat on the lives of both the prince and the princess.
00:29:47Do you want their deaths on your conscience?
00:29:55Cool.
00:29:56Easy.
00:29:58I'm sorry, my love.
00:30:00This is outrageous.
00:30:01Oh, believe me, this is not my first traffic fight.
00:30:04Let me show you how we resolve things the American way.
00:30:17Well, you've been about as useful as a screen door and a submarine, kid.
00:30:25You know, I like this better than the palace.
00:30:46It feels more, I don't know.
00:30:50Like home.
00:30:51Yeah, if your home has 23 bathrooms, 30,000 acres and a dozen horses, then sure.
00:30:58Oh, you'll love this.
00:31:02Every Christmas, we used to put a plane for the adults.
00:31:06Aw, will you be the pound?
00:31:07One year.
00:31:09And here is my costume from the Nutcracker.
00:31:13Oh.
00:31:15Oh.
00:31:19Prince Charming.
00:31:21At your service, me lady.
00:31:24Oh, my hero.
00:31:31It suits you.
00:31:33Well, maybe our kids will wear these one day.
00:31:36Good practice for the real thing.
00:31:42Ah.
00:31:43Another family tradition.
00:31:46My first kill, in fact.
00:31:48Wait, you killed this stag?
00:31:54Edward, that's horrible.
00:31:56Edward, that's horrible.
00:31:59Well, no.
00:32:00It's heritage.
00:32:02There are mounts here, dating back to the 18th century.
00:32:06Oh, really?
00:32:07And did they use a guillotine to chop off their heads?
00:32:09You're being ridiculous.
00:32:13Me?
00:32:14I find it ridiculous, no barbaric, that you could butcher one of these creatures for sport.
00:32:19And we don't butcher them.
00:32:21We have the utmost respect for our game.
00:32:24Your game.
00:32:25Your game.
00:32:26If you had respect for your game, you wouldn't call it your game.
00:32:30God, how could I have been so wrong about you?
00:32:33What does that mean?
00:32:34You're just like one of them.
00:32:36A little snob with a big gun.
00:32:39You're judging me because of my class.
00:32:42Yes.
00:32:43Killing things to impress people?
00:32:45It's horrible.
00:32:46Beg your pardon?
00:32:48Not now, Percy.
00:32:48Not now, Percy.
00:32:49Apologies, your highnesses.
00:32:51But I think you're going to want to see this.
00:32:55How are you feeling now, your highness?
00:32:57See for yourself.
00:33:05Edward has to face justice.
00:33:08We can't be ruled by a criminal.
00:33:10The prince is innocent until proven guilty.
00:33:14And he'll have his day in court.
00:33:16There is something else you should know about him.
00:33:19Darling?
00:33:20He called off our wedding so that he could marry an American prostitute named Harry Douglas.
00:33:28How dare they?
00:33:30These people are not fit to wear the crown.
00:33:33We'd make a better king and queen than my cousin Edward and his yank whore.
00:33:38A persuasive argument.
00:33:40Let's hope the public disagrees.
00:33:42You've not only brought this family into disrepute, Edward, but the crown itself.
00:33:52You really believe the accusations?
00:33:55Well, they tally with your reckless decision to marry this commoner.
00:33:58I'll give you one last chance to end this farce.
00:34:02Sign the annulment and we'll deny everything to the press.
00:34:05No.
00:34:09Arya is my wife.
00:34:13Now and forever.
00:34:14So be it.
00:34:18Your marriage stands.
00:34:20You honor me, father.
00:34:22I'm not only father to you.
00:34:24I'm father to this nation.
00:34:26And I will not have you jeopardize the crown.
00:34:30Xavier.
00:34:30You shall be my successor and the new crown prince of Estria.
00:34:40You can't do that.
00:34:42It goes against convention, but these are unconventional times.
00:34:46No, you can't do that because I don't want it.
00:34:49It's not about what you want.
00:34:51We're at war with your cousin and maybe with Lathena soon too.
00:34:56We need a show of strength.
00:34:58Giving in to Marcus's games?
00:34:59That's a show of strength.
00:35:02It wipes the slate clean.
00:35:05Xavier will be the new face of the monarchy.
00:35:08You'll marry a woman of stature and sire and heir.
00:35:15Are you blind?
00:35:21Or do you just ignore what's right in front of you?
00:35:23What are you talking about now?
00:35:25I won't marry.
00:35:26I won't have an heir.
00:35:30And I won't be king.
00:35:33Because I'm gay.
00:35:36The monarchy is above sexuality, Xavier.
00:35:40It's your crown too tight around the cranium.
00:35:44I'd rather announce all my titles than continue living this lie.
00:35:48What have I done to deserve these boys?
00:35:51You know, that's a good question.
00:35:53You have two incredible brave sons.
00:35:56But you didn't do anything to deserve them.
00:35:59I'm warning you, father.
00:36:00No, honestly.
00:36:01It's okay.
00:36:02I've got this.
00:36:04You think I'm scared of you, Maxwell?
00:36:06I'm not.
00:36:07I'm just so disappointed.
00:36:10You see, I never met my dad.
00:36:11And when we first met, I thought I would finally feel what it's like to have a real father.
00:36:18And now, honestly, I'm...
00:36:20I'm...
00:36:21I wish I'd never found out.
00:36:24You say you're father to the nation.
00:36:27You're not even a good father to your own sons.
00:36:29You say you're father to your own sons.
00:36:59No, no, no.
00:36:59It's fine.
00:37:00I'll try it.
00:37:03Actually, I wanted to apologize for yesterday about the stag thing.
00:37:09After our argument with your dad, I kind of...
00:37:11I realized how different our upbringings were.
00:37:14It wasn't fair to judge you for that.
00:37:18I appreciate that.
00:37:20And, um, what you said to him too.
00:37:27Okay.
00:37:29Morning.
00:37:38The king has arranged for Princess Ari to make her first public appearance.
00:37:42What?
00:37:43He said, and I quote,
00:37:45put that girl on TV.
00:37:47She's got some fire in her belly.
00:37:49She thinks we can beat Marcus by winning over the people.
00:37:53Well, that is great news.
00:37:54He did have one stipulation.
00:37:57You're to return to the palace, ma'am, for lessons in etiquette.
00:38:00And he'll be your personal tutor.
00:38:02Princess Arianna.
00:38:19Forgive me.
00:38:20My behavior has been unbecoming.
00:38:27Yeah, I don't really know what that means, but apologies accepted.
00:38:32Estrians respect their kings, but they love their queens.
00:38:36So, we have to work on your decorum.
00:38:39Thankfully, you'll be learning from the best.
00:38:42That's not a very decorum-y thing to say, your majesty.
00:38:45The word you're looking for is decorous.
00:38:47And I'm not talking about myself.
00:38:49I'm talking about your mother-in-law.
00:38:57Christmas is a time of joy.
00:39:00Notice her posture.
00:39:02Her poise.
00:39:04As though you have an iron rod.
00:39:08This is your etiquette lesson, not mine.
00:39:12Repeat after.
00:39:13My husband and I would like to wish you a very Merry Christmas.
00:39:19Well, you said all the words in the right order.
00:39:25What was she like?
00:39:27A lot like you.
00:39:29She had a very kind way with people.
00:39:32Her charity work was her life.
00:39:35Boys were devastated to lose her.
00:39:39And you?
00:39:39It's never been the same without her.
00:39:52She's an inspiration?
00:39:54Yes.
00:39:55Our next queen has a lot to live up to.
00:39:58Good evening.
00:40:02Good evening.
00:40:03Tonight I'm joined by Prince Edward's new bride, Princess Ariana.
00:40:08Welcome, Your Royal Highness.
00:40:10Good evening.
00:40:12Esther was shocked to learn about your recent marriage.
00:40:14Could you tell us more about how you met Prince Edward?
00:40:16We met in my hometown of Queens.
00:40:19Edward found that very, um, serendipitous.
00:40:23Princess Dima alerted that you were working as a prostitute there.
00:40:26No, that is not true.
00:40:28So you are calling your fellow princess a liar?
00:40:31She was misinformed.
00:40:33To be clear, did Prince Edward ever pay you for your services?
00:40:37No, not in that way.
00:40:38So he has paid you?
00:40:40I'd rather not discuss, um...
00:40:40I'd rather not discuss, um...
00:40:41The public has a right to know who their new princess really is.
00:40:45So I would ask you again.
00:40:48Did Prince Edward ever pay you for your services?
00:41:07All right, yes.
00:41:08He paid for me.
00:41:09I was his mail order bride.
00:41:11And maybe that's just as much as a scandal,
00:41:13but marrying Prince Edward is the best thing that I have ever done.
00:41:20My sister was fighting cancer,
00:41:22and I needed the money to save her.
00:41:24And he gave me that.
00:41:26But he gave me so much more.
00:41:29I'm not talking about the crown or the castles.
00:41:32I'm talking about his love.
00:41:34And his kindness.
00:41:36And his respect.
00:41:36And yes, I am calling Princess Demer a liar.
00:41:42I don't know why she wants to ruin us.
00:41:44Maybe she's bitter because Edward didn't forgive her
00:41:47after she was caught cheating on him with Prince Marcus.
00:41:50You can ask her about that.
00:41:53But what I do know is Edward is a good man.
00:41:57And yes, this started out as a transaction for sure.
00:41:59I needed the money to save my sister.
00:42:02And he needed to be saved from marrying a woman that he didn't love.
00:42:06But now my sister is getting better.
00:42:10And Edward has a wife who couldn't love him more.
00:42:12It's about time you started fighting back.
00:42:29Nice performance.
00:42:31Really appealing to the old heartstrings.
00:42:33It wasn't a performance.
00:42:34It's always a performance, princess.
00:42:38Only the people, they don't want love stories.
00:42:41They want dirt.
00:42:42That's why I'll win.
00:42:44Because I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty.
00:42:47As we discovered in New York.
00:42:49Are you referring to the assassination attempt?
00:42:52In fact, I'm the only reason you're still breathing.
00:42:57What?
00:42:58It was Athena who wanted you dead.
00:43:01But I convinced King Ithan to hold off.
00:43:05For now.
00:43:06See, he's willing to let you live so long as you...
00:43:10Give my airship to you.
00:43:13Clever boy.
00:43:15Make all the threats you want.
00:43:18I will prove my innocence in court.
00:43:20Oh, even if you are somehow able to convince my judge that Dima's the one lying,
00:43:27you won't convince her father.
00:43:30If you're found not guilty, he'll simply declare war.
00:43:34You just can't win.
00:43:36Your Highness, we're getting record engagements on our socials.
00:43:39People are going crazy for their new princess.
00:43:44Maybe they do want love stories after all.
00:43:46Oh, here's a good one.
00:43:57Starting a petition to rename Princess Harry the Queen of Spades.
00:44:01Because she just buried Princess Dima live on TV.
00:44:06Princess Harry is the best American import since fried chicken waffles.
00:44:12God, you don't actually eat that, do you?
00:44:14Um, your brother literally made me try a sausage made of blood.
00:44:18Fair.
00:44:27Your wife's a sensation in the nation.
00:44:30Father's etiquette lesson's clearly paid off.
00:44:33Speaking of, listen to this.
00:44:36Princess Harry should give this year's Christmas speech.
00:44:39King Maxwell's are as dry as my husband's turkey dinner.
00:44:43Yes, I saw that one.
00:44:44In fact, he gave me an idea.
00:44:50Ma'am, we're ready for you.
00:44:53Ready for what?
00:44:59Whenever you're ready, Your Highness.
00:45:02My fellow Estrians.
00:45:05You know, that feels pretty strange to say.
00:45:07I'm sure you're used to spending your Christmases with King Maxwell.
00:45:11But, surprise, you've got me this year.
00:45:15You know, my own Christmases are usually spent with my family.
00:45:18My sister, my mom, and me.
00:45:21And yet, here I am, giving a speech to all of you.
00:45:24But it still feels the same.
00:45:27It feels like family.
00:45:29Because you have opened your hearts to me.
00:45:33And made me feel at home here.
00:45:35So, from the bottom of my heart, thank you.
00:45:38And Merry Christmas from the palace.
00:45:40And Merry Christmas from the palace.
00:45:46You were amazing.
00:45:47We'll upload it to your new channel tonight.
00:45:49I just wish my family was really here.
00:45:53Well, I think you'll like your present then.
00:45:55Well, I think you'll like your present then.
00:45:59Merry Christmas, Ari.
00:46:00Hey!
00:46:07You know I can't believe you're actually here.
00:46:09I can't believe you're here.
00:46:10You're a goddamn princess.
00:46:14Ari, what you did for me, I can never repay you.
00:46:18Well, you're getting better is payment enough.
00:46:20Oh, cool.
00:46:22I guess you won't be needing your present then.
00:46:24Tufus.
00:46:26I wanted to get you something to say thank you.
00:46:28It's not quite Crown Jewels level, but...
00:46:40Thank you, Anne.
00:46:42Where's your half?
00:46:43I don't need it.
00:46:45You already gave me a part of yourself with the transplant.
00:46:48And now you'll have a part of me too.
00:46:50Oh, Anne.
00:46:54I know you did all this for me.
00:46:56But are you really happy here?
00:47:00I don't know.
00:47:02I guess my life is just really different now.
00:47:03Edward, have you heard from your lawyers?
00:47:04They've hired a PI to look into Marcus's bribery of state officials.
00:47:09But he's covered his tracks.
00:47:10I'm not sure we can beat him.
00:47:11Ari, there's a New Year's street party tonight.
00:47:12We have to go.
00:47:13You're not well enough.
00:47:14I've been here a whole week and you haven't let me out once.
00:47:17I want to go see Estria.
00:47:18Yeah, there'll be plenty of time for that when you're better.
00:47:19But I feel fine.
00:47:20I promise.
00:47:21You're not well enough.
00:47:22I've been here a whole week and you haven't let me out once.
00:47:24I want to go see Estria.
00:47:25Yeah, there'll be plenty of time for that when you're better.
00:47:26But I feel fine.
00:47:27I promise.
00:47:28No, Henley.
00:47:29We're working on a strategy for Edward's trial.
00:47:30We really don't have time for this.
00:47:32She's been cooped up for months.
00:47:33Must have been tough.
00:47:34I'm not sure.
00:47:35I'm not sure we can beat him.
00:47:36Ari, there's a New Year's street party tonight.
00:47:37We have to go.
00:47:38You're not well enough.
00:47:39I've been here a whole week and you haven't let me out once.
00:47:42I want to go see Estria.
00:47:43Yeah, there'll be plenty of time for that when you're better.
00:47:45But I feel fine.
00:47:46I promise.
00:47:47I...
00:47:48No, Henley.
00:47:49We're working on a strategy for Edward's trial.
00:47:50We really don't have time for this.
00:47:52She's been cooped up for months.
00:47:59Must have been tough.
00:48:00Henley?
00:48:01Henley, look.
00:48:02I'm really sorry.
00:48:03We can celebrate here if you like.
00:48:04Henley!
00:48:05Please, look.
00:48:06I'm sorry.
00:48:07Can I come in?
00:48:08Damn it, Henley.
00:48:30Hey.
00:48:31Have you seen this girl?
00:48:32Oh my god.
00:48:33Princess Ari!
00:48:34I'm...
00:48:35I'm...
00:48:36Please, please.
00:48:37She's missing and she's my sister, so...
00:48:38Oh yeah.
00:48:39She's just there doing some shots.
00:48:40What?
00:48:45What are you even doing here?
00:48:46Ari, please.
00:48:47Enough with the grown-up boys.
00:48:49You're still in recovery and you're underage.
00:48:51I'm not in this country.
00:48:52We're going home.
00:48:53Ari, please.
00:48:55Just let me have one night.
00:48:57I never thought I'd get to see another new year.
00:49:00I knew you'd pull the cats off.
00:49:03Fine.
00:49:04But no more drinking.
00:49:05Love you, sis.
00:49:06I'm not in this.
00:49:18Five, four, three, two, one!
00:49:22Happy New Year!
00:49:24Come on.
00:49:25I'm just having some fun.
00:49:38Don't you get it?
00:49:39I'm a public figure now.
00:49:40I have more important things to worry about than fun.
00:49:42Fine.
00:49:43Go back to your prince and your palace and your fancy new life.
00:49:48I'm sorry that I wanted to spend time with my sister.
00:49:51I guess she's just too important for that now.
00:50:21It's not what it looks like.
00:50:27This creep grabbed me for like half a second before I threw him off.
00:50:30I'm surprised anyone had a chance to take a photo.
00:50:34Edward, speak to me.
00:50:38Even if that is true, this is on every front page the day before my trial begins.
00:50:45Well, Dean Marcus must be behind it.
00:50:47It's another smear campaign.
00:50:49It's working.
00:50:51It's working.
00:50:52This will lose us to country's support just when we need it the most.
00:50:55The court is now in session.
00:50:56The prosecution may call its first witness.
00:50:57Thank you, Your Honor.
00:50:58Thank you, Your Honor.
00:50:59The prosecution calls Captain Harry Percy to the stand.
00:51:00The prosecution may call its first witness.
00:51:01Thank you, Your Honor.
00:51:05The prosecution calls Captain Harry Percy to the stand.
00:51:12Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
00:51:13I do.
00:51:14I do.
00:51:15I do.
00:51:16Captain Percy.
00:51:17Captain Percy.
00:51:18Captain Percy.
00:51:19Captain Percy.
00:51:20Captain Percy.
00:51:21Captain Percy.
00:51:22Captain Percy.
00:51:23You are Prince Edward's bodyguard.
00:51:24Are you not?
00:51:25I am.
00:51:26You go everywhere with him, don't you?
00:51:27I do.
00:51:28Captain Percy.
00:51:29Did you go with him to visit Princess Deirdre?
00:51:30I do.
00:51:31Did you go with him to visit Princess Deirdre?
00:51:32I do.
00:51:33Did you go with him to visit Princess Deirdre?
00:51:34I do.
00:51:35I do.
00:51:36Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
00:51:40I do.
00:51:45Captain Percy.
00:51:47Captain Percy.
00:51:48You are Prince Edward's bodyguard.
00:51:49Are you not?
00:51:50I am.
00:51:51You go everywhere with him, don't you?
00:51:54I do.
00:51:55Did you go with him to visit Princess Deirdre on the night of the assault?
00:52:00I did.
00:52:01Captain Percy.
00:52:03Did you witness Prince Edward physically attack Princess Deirdre that night?
00:52:10I did.
00:52:13I just don't understand why Percy would lie.
00:52:27Yeah, I know.
00:52:28It sucks.
00:52:29He was really hot.
00:52:31I'm really not in the mood, Hen.
00:52:33I'm sorry.
00:52:34Mari, I don't know what you want me to say.
00:52:36You mean Percy clearly worship you guys.
00:52:39I guess that human trashbag Marcus probably got to him the same way he got to the judge.
00:52:45Huh.
00:52:46What?
00:52:47The bruises.
00:52:48We know Edward didn't give them to Deema.
00:52:50Sure, it was Marcus.
00:52:52Yeah, but we always assumed they were working together, right?
00:52:56But what if Marcus was manipulating Deema, forcing her to blame her injuries on Edward?
00:53:02Oh my god.
00:53:03Hen, I could kiss you right now.
00:53:06I need to go in and speak to my fellow princess.
00:53:10It's judgment day for Prince Edward and his bodyguard's damning testimony can prove the deciding factor in the judge's verdict.
00:53:18And here she comes, Princess Arie.
00:53:21Just listen to those boos.
00:53:24She is of course caught up in her own adultery scandal.
00:53:29And this could be as well a dark day for a world couple.
00:53:36Deema.
00:53:39What do you want?
00:53:41It's not too late to stop this.
00:53:43Why would I want to do that?
00:53:45Well, I believe it's Prince Marcus who's been hurting you.
00:53:48I'm forced you to blame it on Edward.
00:53:50We're facing another beating or worse.
00:53:52But it's okay.
00:53:53You don't have to be scared anymore.
00:53:54I can make you safe.
00:53:56Oh, Arie.
00:54:16It's the best joke I've ever heard.
00:54:21You poor naive girl.
00:54:24Did you really think my brain dead fiancé was behind all this?
00:54:27I just made him believe it was all his idea.
00:54:30Our affair in the throne room.
00:54:33Bribing the judge.
00:54:34I even had to force him to hit me.
00:54:38He thinks this whole charade is about winning him the throne.
00:54:43And what is it really about?
00:54:47Bringing down the piercements.
00:54:50For generations they've looked down their noses at little Athena.
00:54:53We've been invaded and attacked too many times to count.
00:54:59And yet, my father sent me here to marry your loser prince.
00:55:05So I decided to use Marcus to divide the family.
00:55:09Bring them down from the inside.
00:55:12I didn't factor you in, of course,
00:55:13but clearly I needn't have worried about Edward's dollar store princess.
00:55:18You'll soon be forgotten.
00:55:19A sidenote in the downfall of the Estrian royal family.
00:55:25Oh.
00:55:27Chop-chop.
00:55:28Time to hear your husband's guilty verdict.
00:55:30You won't get away with this.
00:55:32Oh, darling.
00:55:33I already have.
00:55:36Oh, here they are.
00:55:37Princess Dima, did you know that this conversation with Princess Ari was recorded and live streamed on other social media?
00:55:48What?
00:55:50Who's the naive one now?
00:55:52Oh, you devious little bitch.
00:55:54I learned from the best.
00:55:56I learned from the best.
00:56:00If you ever threaten my family again, I will put you in a box smaller than the cell that you're headed for.
00:56:07Okay?
00:56:09You all right?
00:56:10Yes, where's Edward?
00:56:12The judge has found him guilty.
00:56:13Wait!
00:56:17I have new evidence that proves that Prince Edward is innocent.
00:56:21I've already passed my judgment.
00:56:24The prince is guilty as charged.
00:56:26Well, your honor, I also have evidence that you were bribed into making that verdict.
00:56:31How dare you!
00:56:33Bailiff!
00:56:34Stop right there!
00:56:36This sham is over.
00:56:39You hold no authority here.
00:56:42This is the Crown Court, is it not?
00:56:44I am the living embodiment of the Crown and I revoke your spurious guilty verdict.
00:56:50And I charge you, Prince Marcus and Princess Dima, with treason.
00:56:55Arrest them!
00:56:57Save me!
00:56:59Save me!
00:57:00Save me!
00:57:01Save me!
00:57:02Save me!
00:57:17You saved me again.
00:57:19Looks like Prince Charlie's not the only hero around here.
00:57:22Save me!
00:57:23Save me!
00:57:24Save me!
00:57:25Save me!
00:57:26Save me!
00:57:32Come.
00:57:36You wanted to see us, Father?
00:57:40I owe you an apology, Edward.
00:57:42You're never capable of such violence.
00:57:44You've always been a man of peace.
00:57:46And, Arie, you share the same compassion and charisma as Edward's mother had in spades.
00:57:53You'll make a great queen.
00:57:56Thank you, Father.
00:57:58Of course, we do still have to work on the decorum.
00:58:00Ah-ha, we have plenty of time for that, Pops.
00:58:02What's that?
00:58:04Actually, the public are thirsty for new blood and, well, I'm ready for a rest.
00:58:11So I've decided to abdicate the throne to you two, young upstarts.
00:58:15Good luck.
00:58:16Good luck.
00:58:17Good luck.
00:58:18Good luck.
00:58:19Your Royal Highness.
00:58:35We're going to New York, Percy, and we need protection.
00:58:39I might let you down.
00:58:41Forget about it.
00:58:42You were looking out for your family, and I get that.
00:58:45So shave that stubble, soldier.
00:58:47We got a plane to catch.
00:58:50Yes, ma'am.
00:58:56Good morning.
00:58:58We're very happy to...
00:58:59Sorry.
00:59:02We're very happy to welcome you all here today.
00:59:05As you know, my sister recently beat cancer.
00:59:11It was a hard battle, and to pay for it, I became a princess.
00:59:16But that's not really an option for most people.
00:59:20So, that's why we've opened Henley's House.
00:59:24A place where cancer patients can get free support throughout their treatment.
00:59:31So, please welcome the woman of the hour, Henley Douglas.
00:59:35I now declare Henley's House open!
00:59:47Well, I can't believe you made yourself first patient of Henley's House.
00:59:51Oh, God.
00:59:52I can't go through this again.
00:59:54Quit your bellyaching, Mom.
00:59:56Not every bellyache is a tumor.
00:59:58Do you ever feel like you liked her better when she was in a coma?
01:00:03Well, something did come up on the test results, folks.
01:00:07It's cancer.
01:00:08We're cursed.
01:00:10No, it's not cancer.
01:00:11Kidney stones.
01:00:13Liver disease.
01:00:14Mom.
01:00:14You're having a royal baby, Ari.
01:00:17Oh, my goodness.
01:00:18Oh, my goodness.
01:00:32Our lives are about to change forever.
01:00:35In more ways than you know.
01:00:37I love you.
01:00:47I love you, too.
01:00:48I love you.
01:00:48I love you.
01:01:07I love you.
01:01:37I love you.
01:02:07I love you.
01:02:37I love you.
01:02:38I love you.
01:02:39I love you.
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