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00:00Jess, algo ha cambiado con ti.
00:03Jess, hola, ¿cómo estás?
00:06Girl, ¿estás bien?
00:07Tú eres un feliz.
00:08Leaving me es la peor cosa que nadie ha hecho.
00:13Cambia tu vida.
00:14¿Va a Londres?
00:15¿Va a Londres?
00:16¿Va a Londres?
00:17¿Va a Spice World nueve veces en el teatro?
00:21Podía hacer.
00:22Podía ir y encontrar mi sueño.
00:24¿Va a la iglesia de la iglesia?
00:25¿Verdinando, jardín, jardín...
00:27¡Ah!
00:27¡Gracias con eso, amor!
00:30¡Ah!
00:32¡Oh, Dios, I'm in hell!
00:39¿You're the singing guy?
00:41I'm Felix, by the way.
00:42You've got, like, an American accent, right?
00:44Let me guess, you're, like, one of those Love Actually girls.
00:47This is the London I came here for.
00:50It's like out of a movie.
00:51Yeah, a horror movie.
00:52These people are full of pent-up rage and dark secrets.
00:55I know, but look, it's a yellow house.
01:00You're not charmed by me.
01:01I don't know if I'm getting, like, 50 UTIs a year, or it's, like, one long UTI.
01:06That is a really needy question.
01:08Toy, you want a scone, governor?
01:10Yeah, right.
01:10So that is the most annoying genre of American humor.
01:13I came here to find myself.
01:19A lot of stuff went down in New York.
01:20My ex-boyfriend is living with another woman right now.
01:23Oh, my God!
01:24Do you want me to murder them?
01:25Yeah.
01:26I want you to cut their heads off and sew them back on.
01:31Is he who he says he is?
01:33This has all just been a series of red flags.
01:35You think you're so special.
01:37I get that it's hard for you, but, like, it's hard for fucking everyone, okay?
01:41I wanted to be in bed with, like, Hugh Grant from the British Jones Diaries.
01:45Did you say British Jones Diaries?
01:46Yeah, there's four of them.
01:48Yeah, it's not called British Jones.
01:49She's British!
01:54You are cracking my heart open with that brave ability to love.
01:59It's actually a film.
02:01I have a very chaotic mind.
02:03Maybe I choose chaos.
02:04Oh, my God!
02:10If you bruised yourself up a little, you could make it with him.
02:13Once you hook up with him, once you go suck him off, see if you can get him to come.
02:17Any day.
02:18Ew!
02:18So you're ironic.
02:34You're trying to get him to get him to love.