Situationship With My Billionaire Friend

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00:00:00Oh my god.

00:00:08She's insane.

00:00:10What are you doing here?

00:00:14Beth.

00:00:16You set me up.

00:00:18You stay away from me.

00:00:20You're insane.

00:00:24Can't let you ruin my wedding,

00:00:26Miss Leanne.

00:00:28You and Asher, or

00:00:30you're a great couple.

00:00:32I'm sorry, Leanne.

00:00:36But you've gotta go.

00:00:40They say that sex ruins everything.

00:00:52And sometimes, they're right.

00:00:56How was that, baby?

00:00:58Awesome.

00:01:00We done here?

00:01:02Yeah, I think I did my job.

00:01:06Yes! Yes!

00:01:08Yes! No!

00:01:14We done here?

00:01:16Yeah, baby.

00:01:18You were the best. You were amazing.

00:01:20Doesn't it look good for you?

00:01:22Awesome.

00:01:24What's your name again?

00:01:26Lenny?

00:01:28We need to talk.

00:01:30What?

00:01:31I'm breaking up with you.

00:01:34So, you mean you are breaking up with me?

00:01:36I mean, I'm breaking up with you.

00:01:40This isn't working out.

00:01:42Goodbye, Lenny.

00:01:44I can't do this anymore.

00:01:46I can't do this anymore.

00:01:48What do you mean you were breaking up with me?

00:01:50I mean I'm breaking up with you.

00:01:52This isn't working out.

00:01:54But...

00:01:55What am I doing?

00:02:03What am I doing?

00:02:13So, I tell her...

00:02:15Dude, that's not a pickle.

00:02:17That's an okra.

00:02:19Seriously?

00:02:21So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.

00:02:23I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.

00:02:29How about you and I...

00:02:31Just excuse me for a moment.

00:02:33Be right back.

00:02:38So, I was thinking...

00:02:40How about we get out of here and go back to my place?

00:02:44Sorry. I'll be right back.

00:02:49Oh, damn it!

00:03:01Shit!

00:03:02I'm so sorry.

00:03:03I'm so sorry.

00:03:04Oh my god.

00:03:05Oh my god.

00:03:06Asher?

00:03:07Oh my god.

00:03:08What are you doing?

00:03:09Oh, I'm drowning my sorrows, you.

00:03:11It's here.

00:03:12Do you want to grab a drink?

00:03:14Do you want to grab a drink?

00:03:15Sure.

00:03:16Let's go on.

00:03:19How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?

00:03:24Uh, life I guess.

00:03:26We should vow to never let that happen again.

00:03:28Pinky swear?

00:03:30Pinky swear.

00:03:31Friends forever.

00:03:32Friends forever.

00:03:33Stop doing that.

00:03:38We should vow to never let that happen again.

00:03:40Pinky swear?

00:03:42Pinky swear.

00:03:43Friends forever.

00:03:44Friends forever.

00:03:45I stopped doing that.

00:03:54Oh, what about work?

00:03:56I actually just started a new job.

00:03:58I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.

00:04:00Small world.

00:04:01Never biggest client.

00:04:02Hmm.

00:04:03No way.

00:04:04Wait, what do you do?

00:04:06I work at a software development startup.

00:04:08Hey.

00:04:09It's cool.

00:04:10What about your love life?

00:04:11What?

00:04:12What about your love life?

00:04:13What?

00:04:14What about your love life?

00:04:15Oh my God.

00:04:16Years of bad sex with jerks.

00:04:17A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.

00:04:18Cheers mate.

00:04:19How about we?

00:04:20Stop it.

00:04:21No.

00:04:22Hey.

00:04:23We're friends.

00:04:24Well, if you ever do on an earth shattering orgasm, I'm your men.

00:04:25Sex ruins everything.

00:04:26Yeah, I suppose you're right.

00:04:27Huh.

00:04:28Oh my God.

00:04:29Oh my God.

00:04:30Years of bad sex with jerks.

00:04:31Oh my God.

00:04:32Years of bad sex with jerks.

00:04:33A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.

00:04:34Cheers mate.

00:04:35How about we?

00:04:36Stop it.

00:04:37No.

00:04:38Hey.

00:04:39We're friends.

00:04:40Well, if you ever do on an earth shattering orgasm, I'm your men.

00:04:43Sex ruins everything.

00:04:44Yeah, I suppose you're right.

00:04:45I'll be your wing woman though.

00:04:47And I'm your wing man.

00:04:50Damn it.

00:04:51No.

00:04:52No.

00:04:54No.

00:04:55No.

00:04:56No.

00:04:57No.

00:04:58No.

00:04:59No.

00:05:00No.

00:05:01No.

00:05:02No.

00:05:03No.

00:05:04No.

00:05:05No.

00:05:06No.

00:05:07No.

00:05:08No.

00:05:09No.

00:05:10No.

00:05:11No.

00:05:42I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.

00:05:45I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.

00:05:48I think I peed myself a little bit.

00:05:52I have that effect on women.

00:05:55I forgot how pretty you are.

00:06:00Thanks.

00:06:02I think.

00:06:05It's never loose touch again.

00:06:12Friends forever?

00:06:14Friends forever.

00:06:16Friends forever.

00:06:46Thanks.

00:06:47Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

00:07:17Let's do that again.

00:07:47Oh, my God, what are you doing here?

00:07:53I don't know.

00:07:54What am I doing here?

00:07:56Oh, my head.

00:07:58My head.

00:07:59Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.

00:08:07Hey, that means since we're here.

00:08:10What?

00:08:11No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:08:13Bad idea.

00:08:14What?

00:08:15Last night was a bad idea.

00:08:17Why?

00:08:19Because, Asher, you're one of my best friends.

00:08:24Fuck, sex ruins everything.

00:08:27I suppose you're right.

00:08:30But still.

00:08:32But still.

00:08:36I have a proposition.

00:08:39What?

00:08:40Friends with benefits.

00:08:42Sex without strings.

00:08:45You do you, I do me.

00:08:48And we do each other.

00:08:53Interesting.

00:09:01Okay, sold.

00:09:03And benefits.

00:09:04And benefits.

00:09:05And benefits.

00:09:06And benefits.

00:09:07I'll need the marketing report.

00:09:08For the fourth quarter.

00:09:09I'll need the marketing report.

00:09:10For the fourth quarter.

00:09:11And benefits.

00:09:12I'll need the marketing report.

00:09:13For the fourth quarter.

00:09:14And benefits.

00:09:15I'll need the marketing report.

00:09:18For the fourth quarter.

00:09:19Hello ladies.

00:09:20Asher.

00:09:21Asher.

00:09:22You two know each other.

00:09:24You two know each other.

00:09:25Yeah.

00:09:26We know each other from college.

00:09:27And I'll need the marketing report.

00:09:28And I'll need the marketing report.

00:09:31I'll need the marketing report.

00:09:32And I'll need the marketing report.

00:09:33For the fourth quarter.

00:09:37Hello, ladies.

00:09:44Asher?

00:09:47You two know each other?

00:09:50Yeah, we know each other from college.

00:09:54He's one of my best friends.

00:09:56What are you doing here?

00:09:57He's here to see my father.

00:09:59Wait, what?

00:10:00Daddy owns the company.

00:10:02I know.

00:10:03I actually own the company I work at.

00:10:06He's worth billions.

00:10:08And here I thought I knew everything about you.

00:10:11I've been busy since college.

00:10:13Clearly.

00:10:14Listen, I gotta run, but talk to you later?

00:10:19Sure.

00:10:20Good to see you, Beth.

00:10:21You too.

00:10:26Oh, what a man.

00:10:35What's this?

00:10:41I took the liberty of drawing up a friends with benefits contract.

00:10:44A contract?

00:10:45It outlines the parameters of our relationship.

00:10:48Okay.

00:10:49Article 1.

00:10:50Nobody knows.

00:10:52It might get in the way of us seeing other people.

00:10:54Good point.

00:10:55Article 2.

00:10:56We meet at a mutually agreed upon place, at a mutually agreed upon time.

00:11:00Okay.

00:11:02Article 3.

00:11:03Honesty and transparency are a must.

00:11:05Agreed.

00:11:08Article 4.

00:11:10No lies.

00:11:12No lies.

00:11:15Article 5.

00:11:17Once one party sleeps with another person, the agreement is over.

00:11:23I don't like that one.

00:11:24It gets too complicated otherwise.

00:11:29Fine.

00:11:32And finally.

00:11:38Friends first.

00:11:40Friends first.

00:11:51Let's eat.

00:11:52Let's eat.

00:11:54Let's eat.

00:12:24No, I think the wife did it.

00:12:50And I think you're insane.

00:12:51No, you do.

00:12:52I don't want to eat.

00:12:55Stop it.

00:13:00Will you go out with me?

00:13:03What?

00:13:04On a date.

00:13:05Will you go on a date with me?

00:13:08A real one?

00:13:10No.

00:13:16What?

00:13:16I mean, no.

00:13:19I mean, no, the contract.

00:13:20Forget the contract.

00:13:22No, friends first.

00:13:24Remember?

00:13:26Sex, romance, it ruins everything.

00:13:32Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.

00:13:34Come on.

00:13:41I mean, no, the contract.

00:13:44Come on.

00:13:50Friends first.

00:13:53Friends first.

00:13:58Friends first.

00:14:00So I'll see you at 7 tonight?

00:14:10Yes, you will.

00:14:23He asked me out.

00:14:26He asked me out.

00:14:28Breathe, Beth.

00:14:29Breathe.

00:14:30I've been crushing on him for so long.

00:14:33On Asher?

00:14:34Yes.

00:14:35He asked you out?

00:14:36Yes.

00:14:37On a date?

00:14:38Yes, yes, yes.

00:14:40Will you grab a coffee with me later?

00:14:41Because you two are such good friends.

00:14:43You can give me some tips.

00:14:45Oh.

00:14:47Um.

00:14:48Yeah, okay.

00:14:49I gotta go.

00:14:51Getting a money-penny ready for the big fight.

00:14:53I'm totally freaking out.

00:14:57Bye.

00:14:57Where was he born?

00:15:08Philadelphia.

00:15:10Philadelphia.

00:15:11Uh, favorite food?

00:15:14Um.

00:15:17He likes hot fudge sundaes.

00:15:19Oh, hot fudge sundae.

00:15:22I like your pen.

00:15:24I've never seen that color before.

00:15:25Daddy has a made-for-me special.

00:15:27It's my favorite color, heliotrope purple.

00:15:30Cool.

00:15:31What about sports?

00:15:34Ruth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?

00:15:36On your date?

00:15:37I can't do that if I'm gonna marry this man he's gotta think we're meant to be.

00:15:44Marry?

00:15:45You got a problem with that?

00:15:52Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?

00:15:56Me and Asher?

00:15:57No, no, no, no, never.

00:16:02Please.

00:16:03We're friends.

00:16:05We're best friends.

00:16:06Good.

00:16:07By the way, I love your outfit.

00:16:09Where'd you get it?

00:16:11Oh, Mason's on 3rd.

00:16:12It's super cute.

00:16:14Okay, let's carry on.

00:16:16Uh, siblings?

00:16:16And being an only child.

00:16:24I was an only child as well.

00:16:25Really?

00:16:26Cool.

00:16:28Anyhow, being an only child, my parents are in the art camp in Philadelphia.

00:16:32I was born in Philly.

00:16:34Shut up.

00:16:35It's my favorite city.

00:16:37Where was the school?

00:16:40Um, I...

00:16:44Can I interest you in some dessert?

00:16:46How about we, um, share a hot fudge sundae?

00:16:55That is my favorite dessert.

00:17:00I can't believe how much we have in common.

00:17:07I had a wonderful time.

00:17:10I really hope we can do this again.

00:17:14That would be great.

00:17:16Good night.

00:17:20Oh, my.

00:17:21Okay, thank you.

00:17:26Listen, I should really head out.

00:17:31Uh, take care.

00:17:32Why don't you come up and I will fuck you.

00:17:37It's within an inch of your life.

00:17:40Oh, my God.

00:17:40Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.

00:17:46Why?

00:17:46Because I was sworn off one-night stands.

00:17:51I'm a one-night stand.

00:17:53No, no, no.

00:17:53It, it, uh, that's not what I meant.

00:17:55It's just...

00:17:56Sex ruins everything.

00:18:00Let's wait.

00:18:02So it can be perfect.

00:18:04Toodles.

00:18:05Yeah.

00:18:08Yes.

00:18:12Okay.

00:18:14Toodles.

00:18:21Beth?

00:18:23It was nice.

00:18:25We have a lot in common.

00:18:29Are you jealous?

00:18:33No.

00:18:37Did you, um, did you sleep together?

00:18:42No.

00:18:43But not for a lack of her trying.

00:18:46Beth?

00:18:47She's an animal.

00:18:48Oh, God.

00:18:50Stop it.

00:18:52Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.

00:18:55Not for Beth, you don't.

00:18:57Yeah, my days at one night stands are over.

00:18:59I want to wait, just in case she is the one.

00:19:04You never know.

00:19:05I want to get off on the right foot.

00:19:12I'm never getting married.

00:19:15I'm ready to settle down.

00:19:19Oh?

00:19:22You do you?

00:19:24To each his own.

00:19:26Agreed.

00:19:27Did you steal my fudge?

00:19:28Maybe.

00:19:28Give it back.

00:19:29Give it back.

00:19:30Come on.

00:19:31Mm-mm.

00:19:31It's not clean.

00:19:32Mm.

00:19:33Mm.

00:19:34It's my strawberry.

00:19:35All right.

00:19:36Oh.

00:19:36That was rude.

00:19:44That was rude.

00:19:45That was rude.

00:19:46That was rude.

00:19:47That was rude.

00:19:48That was rude.

00:19:49That was rude.

00:19:50That was rude.

00:19:51That was rude.

00:19:52That was rude.

00:19:53That was rude.

00:19:54That was rude.

00:19:55That was rude.

00:19:56That was rude.

00:19:57That was rude.

00:19:58That was rude.

00:19:59That was rude.

00:20:00That was rude.

00:20:14Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.

00:20:19You will not have feelings for Asher.

00:20:23True love does not exist.

00:20:26You will only get hurt.

00:20:28He is your friend.

00:20:30Don't blow it.

00:20:32Friendship first.

00:20:34Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.

00:20:37You will not have feelings for Asher.

00:20:40True love does not exist.

00:20:42You will only get hurt.

00:20:43He is your friend.

00:20:45Don't blow it.

00:20:48Print it first.

00:20:51The animal loves.

00:21:13Print it first.

00:21:21Hey.

00:21:23Shit!

00:21:25I'm so sorry.

00:21:26My bad, my fault.

00:21:29Hang on.

00:21:32You got a tissue?

00:21:37Here, let me.

00:21:39Hey, what are you doing?

00:21:40Stop cockplucking me.

00:21:41Oh, I didn't realize.

00:21:44Hey, Asher.

00:21:46Eric.

00:21:50Okay.

00:21:52Well, see you guys later.

00:21:57Here.

00:22:02I'm Leanne, by the way.

00:22:04I'm Eric.

00:22:11That was fun.

00:22:15Yeah, was that fun, or was Eric fun?

00:22:22Both.

00:22:22Okay.

00:22:23You gotta watch out for him.

00:22:24He's a player.

00:22:26So what?

00:22:28Think I can't handle myself?

00:22:30No, that's not what I'm saying.

00:22:33Oh, my God.

00:22:35Are you jealous?

00:22:37No, I'm not jealous.

00:22:38Why would I be jealous?

00:22:39We're friends with benefits.

00:22:41Remember?

00:22:43Yeah.

00:22:45You don't have to be a dick about it.

00:22:46Okay, I'm not being a dick.

00:22:48You're just making another bad choice.

00:22:53I can handle myself.

00:22:56Yeah, fine.

00:22:57Be that way.

00:23:01You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.

00:23:05Maybe we need to end this...

00:23:08arrangement.

00:23:09Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men.

00:23:18Maybe you should go fuck yourself.

00:23:23Maybe I will.

00:23:27Yes.

00:23:27Flavs for Mrs. Lynn Lambert.

00:23:39That's me.

00:23:40Oh, my God.

00:23:45I'm Eric.

00:23:46What are you doing here?

00:23:54I had a meeting with Best Dad.

00:23:59Mr. Merrick?

00:24:02Yes.

00:24:06They're nice.

00:24:07Listen, um, I'm really sorry about last night.

00:24:15I was out of line.

00:24:17No.

00:24:19No, I was out of line.

00:24:20I'm so sorry about the slap.

00:24:27Oh, my God.

00:24:29Yeah, I deserved it.

00:24:35Friends forever?

00:24:38Friends forever.

00:24:39Dinner later?

00:24:45Sounds awesome.

00:24:46Someone's in a good mood.

00:25:08Oh, it's just...

00:25:10I'm just so happy.

00:25:13You know, Leanne,

00:25:14I think I like Asher a lot.

00:25:18I think he could be the one.

00:25:20Oh.

00:25:21I think I'm falling in love.

00:25:24You've only just started dating.

00:25:27Have you ever had a connection

00:25:28that's just so deep,

00:25:30so immediate

00:25:32that you just know?

00:25:33Uh, yeah.

00:25:37That's us.

00:25:39You know,

00:25:40he told me he wants us to wait

00:25:42for sex.

00:25:44He says he wants to build

00:25:45a strong foundation first.

00:25:48I hope you aren't jealous.

00:25:52Oh.

00:25:54No.

00:25:55I don't know.

00:25:55I just want him to be happy.

00:25:57By the way, I love your lipstick.

00:25:59It's so unique.

00:26:01What color is it?

00:26:03Paris pink.

00:26:04I love it.

00:26:07Anyway, gotta go.

00:26:08Toodles.

00:26:17Why are you so down?

00:26:19What's wrong?

00:26:22Nothing.

00:26:24Famous last words.

00:26:26Is it attic?

00:26:29Of course not.

00:26:31How's Beth, by the way?

00:26:34She thinks that you're gonna

00:26:34settle down with her.

00:26:36Yeah, you never know.

00:26:41Give me your hand.

00:26:43I'll tell you what's gonna happen.

00:26:45Come on.

00:26:45Okay.

00:26:45Okay, this is your lifeline.

00:26:51It's long.

00:26:53So you have a nice, long life.

00:26:55Okay.

00:26:56This is your headline for wisdom.

00:27:00Mm-hmm.

00:27:00And looks like you have done some stupid things.

00:27:08And this is your love line.

00:27:12So you've got a rocky beginning over here.

00:27:16But you have a long line of love ahead of you.

00:27:20You wanna go home and fuck?

00:27:43Great idea.

00:27:45Great idea.

00:27:45Bye.

00:27:46Bye.

00:27:47Oh, my God.

00:28:17It looks like we had fun last night.

00:28:44Do you have a key?

00:28:47Hold on a second.

00:29:14Nice trick.

00:29:15Right?

00:29:16Yeah.

00:29:17Who is that?

00:29:22I have no idea.

00:29:24Hello?

00:29:25Your front door was unlocked.

00:29:28My front door.

00:29:40That's...

00:29:42How could you?

00:29:45How could you?

00:29:48Beth!

00:29:49Wait, Beth!

00:29:51Oh, fuck.

00:29:52What have I done?

00:29:55What do you mean, what have you done?

00:29:57Beth, it's not what it looks like!

00:29:58Hey, what are you doing?

00:30:11I'm leaving.

00:30:12I'm getting dressed.

00:30:13I'm going.

00:30:14I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.

00:30:15I'm sorry, okay?

00:30:16You didn't do anything.

00:30:17It was me.

00:30:18I fucked up.

00:30:20You said it wasn't serious.

00:30:21It wasn't.

00:30:22It isn't.

00:30:23It doesn't matter.

00:30:23I fucked up.

00:30:24Whatever it is.

00:30:25It was.

00:30:26I fucked it up, okay?

00:30:31I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.

00:30:40Yeah.

00:30:40That's first.

00:30:52That's first.

00:31:07Hey, Beth.

00:31:08Go away.

00:31:15I need to talk to you.

00:31:18I'd fire her, except Daddy said we'd get sued.

00:31:22You, on the other hand, I don't want to speak to you ever again.

00:31:25It's not what you think, okay?

00:31:27It was a stupid game.

00:31:28Friends with benefits.

00:31:29But it's over now, okay?

00:31:30I promise.

00:31:31I promise.

00:31:32I promise.

00:31:33I promise.

00:31:34I promise.

00:31:38Do you love her?

00:31:40Of course not.

00:31:41Okay?

00:31:42She means nothing to me.

00:31:45Really?

00:31:46Hey, I want to see what happens between us.

00:31:50You and me.

00:31:51Please.

00:31:53Give me another chance.

00:31:56I suppose.

00:32:03Who's...

00:32:04Okay.

00:32:07Okay.

00:32:09Okay.

00:32:13Leanne, it's me again.

00:32:22Don't know why you're avoiding me.

00:32:24I'm so confused.

00:32:27Friends forever, remember?

00:32:28Eric

00:32:34Hi

00:32:36I'm sorry if it's been a while

00:32:39I know I've been out of touch

00:32:40But

00:32:41I would love to see you again

00:32:44If you're up for it

00:32:46Asher

00:32:54Asher, it's me

00:32:56I haven't heard from you in like four hours

00:32:58What's going on

00:32:59Are you with Leanne?

00:33:00Call me

00:33:01Okay Leanne

00:33:15I don't know what I did to drive you away

00:33:17But

00:33:17I'll leave you alone now

00:33:19If you ever want to be friends again

00:33:22You know where to find me

00:33:28It's Eric, leave a message

00:33:46Hey Eric

00:33:49I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night

00:33:54And I wanted to see what you were doing later

00:33:56Asher

00:33:57Asher, where are you?

00:33:59Why won't you call me back?

00:34:01I know you're with her

00:34:02You lied to me

00:34:03Okay

00:34:05Miss you

00:34:07Call me

00:34:08Bye

00:34:08Beth

00:34:14Beth

00:34:14I got your 35 messages

00:34:16Listen

00:34:18I'd really like to get to know you better

00:34:20And spend some time with you

00:34:22But

00:34:22Maybe we need to slow things down a bit

00:34:26I'll call you when I can

00:34:27Hey, hey, hey

00:34:56Hey, babe

00:34:56Slow down

00:34:57To love

00:35:04Wait

00:35:07Love sucks

00:35:09Okay

00:35:13I think we've had enough

00:35:15How about we head back to the mug

00:35:19Fabulous

00:35:24Easy

00:35:27Easy

00:35:30A lot of goodies, isn't it?

00:36:00I'm just so happy to see you again.

00:36:29Nah, I'm sorry.

00:36:30I've been aloof.

00:36:31Just been going through some stuff.

00:36:33You want to talk about it, baby?

00:36:34No, that's okay.

00:36:35Just life.

00:36:36Is it Leanne?

00:36:38I don't want to talk about Leanne.

00:36:41You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.

00:36:43I thought she wasn't into Eric.

00:36:46Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.

00:36:51It would look like her clothes from last night.

00:36:53No way.

00:36:54She would never.

00:36:55He's a knob.

00:36:58Which is why I grabbed a photo.

00:37:04I guess she's not the same you think she is.

00:37:06She's not the same or she's not the same.

00:38:51Sorry.

00:38:52I'm trying my best.

00:38:54Hey.

00:38:55Your best isn't good enough.

00:38:56You cost us the game.

00:38:58Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.

00:39:00Don't tell me what to do, woman.

00:39:02She can handle herself.

00:39:04Remember, that part of your life is over.

00:39:06Everyone!

00:39:06Look at the loser.

00:39:09So embarrassing.

00:39:13Fucking prick.

00:39:15Come here.

00:39:19Come on.

00:39:20Come on.

00:39:22Come on.

00:39:23Come on.

00:39:26Come on.

00:39:27Come on.

00:40:27Are you breaking up with me?

00:40:34I wouldn't call it breaking up.

00:40:37We only just got back together.

00:40:40Beth, we were never together.

00:40:43I mean, we went out like six times.

00:40:46You said you wanted to see where things went.

00:40:48Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.

00:40:52I'm so sorry.

00:40:53I never meant to hurt you.

00:40:56You're fired.

00:40:58You can't fire me.

00:40:59I don't work at your company and I own mine.

00:41:03I'll fire Leanne.

00:41:04You can't.

00:41:05She'll sue.

00:41:08Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.

00:41:12And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.

00:41:18Yeah.

00:41:18She...

00:41:25She...

00:41:27Shit.

00:42:57Hey Eric, thinking about you, when do you want to hook up?

00:43:10How about a hotel this time?

00:43:14We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.

00:43:20Love, her friend with benefits, Leanne.

00:43:24XO, XO.

00:43:28Hello.

00:43:29When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leanne.

00:43:36I can't believe you think I'm lying.

00:43:39Then how do you explain this text?

00:43:41I don't know.

00:43:42I didn't send it.

00:43:44You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.

00:43:50I'm not going to be so stupid.

00:43:53I am not seeing Eric.

00:43:56Why would I cheat on you?

00:43:58You're my lover.

00:43:59You're my best friend.

00:44:00Leanne.

00:44:01Leanne.

00:44:02I am not a cheater.

00:44:07I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up

00:44:11over this, then fine.

00:44:13I do.

00:44:14Okay.

00:44:15Okay.

00:44:43I will.

00:44:44I will.

00:44:45I will.

00:44:46I will.

00:44:47I will.

00:44:48I will.

00:44:58Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert.

00:45:12Or both? Thoughts?

00:45:18Please, don't marry her.

00:45:21You don't love her.

00:45:22You're rebounding.

00:45:30I'm thanking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids. Thoughts?

00:45:35A string quartet instead of a jazz trio. Thoughts?

00:45:38They say he's the photographer to the stars. Thoughts?

00:46:00Seat your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.

00:46:03I think they'd really get along because it turns out

00:46:06that they both have the same dog. Did you know that?

00:46:09It's crazy.

00:46:10Oh my god.

00:46:27Hello?

00:46:31Did you, uh, get my messages?

00:46:33You're gonna love the photographer, he's awesome.

00:46:36I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you, and there's more with the doorman.

00:46:39Could you run down and grab them?

00:46:40Sure.

00:46:41Thanks.

00:46:42Haha.

00:46:43Thanks.

00:47:01Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.

00:47:04You are gone, Leanne Lamont.

00:47:16Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again.

00:47:20Ever.

00:47:28Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated.

00:47:32Effective now.

00:47:34Wait, what?

00:47:37Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.

00:47:42Who's this source?

00:47:48Oh my God.

00:47:49Why would she do this?

00:47:52Lovers scorned, I suppose.

00:47:54No, it's not true. This will ruin me.

00:47:56You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.

00:48:02But you never speak to me again.

00:48:07So I'm stuck with you.

00:48:08Mr. Fallon, I swear.

00:48:11This isn't true.

00:48:12It doesn't matter at this point.

00:48:14It's already in the trades.

00:48:16You're toxic, Asha.

00:48:19Nobody will touch you.

00:48:21So now you get your ass out of my office.

00:48:33Asha?

00:48:33You bitch.

00:48:35What?

00:48:36You jealous bitch.

00:48:38What are you doing?

00:48:40What are you...

00:48:40I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday.

00:48:42So you got jealous and decided to ruin me.

00:48:45Honey?

00:48:47What are you talking about?

00:48:48I would never try to ruin you.

00:48:51Well, job well done.

00:48:53Okay, let's just figure this out.

00:48:54Stay away from me.

00:48:57Asha, you're one of my best friends.

00:49:00We are not friends.

00:49:03Okay, we are nothing.

00:49:05Stay away from me.

00:49:07Don't contact me.

00:49:08Don't speak to me.

00:49:09Don't look at me.

00:49:10Yeah.

00:49:11You are dead to me.

00:49:41Don't look at me.

00:49:42Don't look at me.

00:49:43Don't look at me.

00:49:44Don't look at me.

00:49:45Don't look at me.

00:49:46Don't look at me.

00:49:47Don't look at me.

00:49:48Don't look at me.

00:49:49Don't look at me.

00:49:50Don't look at me.

00:49:51Don't look at me.

00:49:52Don't look at me.

00:49:53Don't look at me.

00:49:54Don't look at me.

00:49:55Don't look at me.

00:49:56Don't look at me.

00:49:57Don't look at me.

00:49:58Don't look at me.

00:49:59Don't look at me.

00:50:00Don't look at me.

00:50:01Don't look at me.

00:50:02Don't look at me.

00:50:03Don't look at me.

00:50:04Don't look at me.

00:50:05Don't look at me.

00:50:06Don't look at me.

00:50:07Don't look at me.

00:52:08Oh my god, this is crazy.

00:52:22I didn't write this.

00:52:24It was...

00:52:25Heliotrope purple.

00:52:32It was Beth.

00:52:39Heliotrope purple.

00:52:39It was Beth.

00:52:45She's been trying to break us up all along.

00:52:48Oh my god.

00:52:49Ludington's had her day.

00:52:51I have to warn him.

00:52:52Come on.

00:52:53Come on, come on.

00:52:55I'm sure.

00:52:55Okay.

00:52:57Come on.

00:53:00Shit, he blocked me?

00:53:07Beth?

00:53:08Beth?

00:53:20Beth?

00:53:21Beth?

00:53:34Beth?

00:53:35Ah.

00:53:36Ah.

00:53:44Ah.

00:53:46Ah.

00:53:47Ah.

00:53:48I don't know.

00:54:18Oh, my God.

00:54:39She's insane.

00:54:42What are you doing here?

00:54:43Beth.

00:54:48You set me up.

00:54:51You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.

00:54:54I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.

00:54:58And I won.

00:55:02You stay away from me.

00:55:04You're insane.

00:55:08I'll scream.

00:55:09Nobody will hear you.

00:55:17Can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.

00:55:23I'm not going to ruin your wedding.

00:55:25I promise.

00:55:26Beth.

00:55:28Okay?

00:55:29You and Asher, or you're a great couple.

00:55:33He loves you.

00:55:37Why don't I just go away?

00:55:39I'll move.

00:55:41I'll quit my job.

00:55:42Just please.

00:55:47Don't hurt me.

00:55:49Okay?

00:55:50I'm sorry, Leanne.

00:55:51But you've got to go.

00:56:01I'm sorry, Leanne.

00:56:05But you've got to go.

00:56:07No!

00:56:08I'm sorry, Leanne.

00:56:09I'm sorry, Leanne.

00:56:10I'm sorry, Leanne.

00:56:11I'm sorry, Leanne.

00:56:12I'm sorry, Leanne.

00:56:13I'm sorry, Leanne.

00:56:14I'm sorry, Leanne.

00:56:15I'm sorry, Leanne.

00:56:16I'm sorry, Leanne.

00:56:17I'm sorry, Leanne.

00:56:18I'm sorry, Leanne.

00:56:19I'm sorry, Leanne.

00:56:20I'm sorry, Leanne.

00:56:21I'm sorry, Leanne.

00:56:22I'm sorry, Leanne.

00:56:23I'm sorry, Leanne.

00:56:24I'm sorry, Leanne.

00:56:25I'm sorry, Leanne.

00:56:26I'm sorry, Leanne.

00:56:27I'm sorry, Leanne.

00:56:28I'm sorry, Leanne.

00:56:29I'm sorry, Leanne.

00:56:30I'm sorry, Leanne.

00:56:31I'm sorry, Leanne.

00:56:32Oh, my God.

00:57:02Don't bother.

00:57:24That pipe's in there good.

00:57:25You're not going anywhere.

00:57:29You're crazy.

00:57:31You're never getting away with it.

00:57:34Oh, and I will.

00:57:35See, I'm getting married today.

00:57:37And then we'll go on our honeymoon.

00:57:39And when I get back, you'll be dead.

00:57:44I hear starvation is a long and painful death.

00:57:51You bitch.

00:57:53You bitch!

00:57:54Oh, and by the way, you're fired.

00:58:01Toodles!

00:58:02Toodles!

00:58:06Toodles!

00:58:08Toodles!

01:00:08Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join

01:00:17in.

01:00:18Stop.

01:00:18What are you doing here?

01:00:34Keep going fast.

01:00:35What's going on, Beth?

01:00:37Security, take this woman away.

01:00:39She's clearly deranged.

01:00:41Come on, dearly beloved.

01:00:42We are gathered here today.

01:00:43Let's go finish it.

01:00:44Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.

01:00:52What?

01:00:53That's completely absurd.

01:00:57Is this true?

01:00:59She's crazy.

01:01:00Security!

01:01:02She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.

01:01:09Asher, you love me.

01:01:10We're getting married today.

01:01:12Go, go, go!

01:01:13Go away, you crazy bitch!

01:01:17You're ruining everything!

01:01:23Go away, you crazy bitch!

01:01:25You're ruining everything!

01:01:27Beth, how could you?

01:01:29I did it for you, baby.

01:01:31For us.

01:01:32Get off me.

01:01:33I will kill you.

01:01:39I will kill you!

01:01:40Get off me!

01:01:44Get off me!

01:01:45Hey!

01:01:45No!

01:01:46No, no, no, no, no!

01:01:50I, Beth, why won't you take me?

01:01:53Asher, I'll give you your life if you have been blind!

01:01:58Hey.

01:02:00You okay?

01:02:03Yeah, I think so.

01:02:05Okay.

01:02:06Good.

01:02:08Dad!

01:02:09Someone grab a chair!

01:02:13You okay?

01:02:15Yeah, I think so.

01:02:17Okay.

01:02:19Good.

01:02:20Dad!

01:02:21Someone grab a chair!

01:02:27Babe.

01:02:28Hey.

01:02:29Wake up, babe.

01:02:30Baby, wake up.

01:02:32Baby.

01:02:32Hey, wake up.

01:02:34Wake up, baby.

01:02:35Leanne.

01:02:36Oh.

01:02:38Asher.

01:02:39Yes, it's me.

01:02:40And it's all over.

01:02:47I'm so sorry for everything.

01:02:50I'm more sorry.

01:02:52You saved me.

01:02:53You're my hero.

01:02:53Oh.

01:02:58Asher, I love you.

01:03:00I love you, Leanne.

01:03:03I love you, Leanne.

01:03:08Let me help you.

01:03:09Come on.

01:03:11Uh, but before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.

01:03:21I have a question to ask you.

01:03:22I love you, Leanne.

01:03:22I don't know.

01:03:22I love you.

01:03:23I love you, Leanne.

01:03:24You're going to help you.

01:03:24And it's me.

01:03:25I love you, Leanne.

01:03:26I love you.

01:03:26I love you, Leanne.

01:03:27I love you, Leanne.

01:03:28I love you, Leanne.

01:03:28Will you marry me?

01:03:33Yes. Yes. Yes, yes, yes.

01:03:42They say that sex ruins everything.

01:03:46But sometimes, it makes everything better.

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