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Crime drama about a betrayal, murder and jealousy around a femme fatal. | dHNfUnlxb0YtQTRSMGM

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00:00It's been a funny old year. You know, we're still here. Same old faces.
00:04A lot of love to give that woman. A lot of love.
00:07Some new faces.
00:08My dad. He's moving in here today.
00:10All these lovely mares.
00:12Derek's dad's on one, isn't he?
00:14Still trying to sow his old oats.
00:15I wouldn't kick him out of bed.
00:17You all right?
00:19I'm stressed. My dad's taking Tom's nan out on a date.
00:22What if they all start doing it? Going up with each other?
00:24He'd be like towering in.
00:26Derek, why haven't you not ever tried dating before?
00:28Get yourself an internet dating profile. Put your picture up.
00:31SweetheartsOnline.com
00:33Sorry, your inbox is empty. It's always going to be empty.
00:36No one wants to go after me.
00:37You'll be all right, mate. Believe it or not,
00:39I used to think I'd never make anything in my life.
00:41You've got a date?
00:42What, off the website?
00:43Yeah.
00:44Shall I book a restaurant?
00:45Cuis de Grenouille.
00:46Yeah.
00:47The starter is frog's legs.
00:49Legs off a real frog?
00:51Sure.
00:52What about the frog's legs you took off? Are they disabled now?
00:55The frog is dead.
00:57I looked at Toad once.
00:59Adorable.
01:00Oh, Janice.
01:02It's my Janice.
01:03You sure it's definitely her?
01:05Yes, I am sure it's my Janice.
01:06I took that picture when we were at the fun fair.
01:08She's smiling there, so I just chucked one up.
01:10I'd be on the ghost train.
01:11Janice has done me.
01:12I called my brother.
01:13He's coming down.
01:14What are you doing now, mate?
01:16Walk me, mate.
01:17What abouts?
01:18County, county.
01:19Shagging anything that moves.
01:21We used to call him Fucklebury Finn.
01:23Fuck off then, you prick.
01:24You've got to shag someone else.
01:25You're a dickhead.
01:26Morning.
01:27Morning.
01:28Morning.
01:29What happened to Tattoo Face?
01:30I've got an upgrade, alright?
01:32He's as big a dick as the last one, so...
01:34All the animals from the Medway Centre are in again.
01:36And the old people cuddle them and everything.
01:38I'm trying to make either, but he keeps wriggling and running away.
01:41That's my favourite bit.
01:42His little sausage tail.
01:43Absolutely everything here.
01:46Grillers.
01:47Grillers.
01:48My favouriteest animal.
01:49And tigers are my favourite.
01:50They're all my favourite.
01:51All animals are my favourite animal.
01:52Except spiders.
01:53Don't lose it.
01:54Don't lose it.
01:55Fuck it!
01:56Oh!
01:57Fuck it!
01:58Oh!
02:13Standing on his toes.
02:14Scratching to and fro.
02:16On his mama's toes.
02:18Scratchy, scratchy piglet.
02:19Wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee.
02:24Bye!
02:25Bye!

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