- 6/30/2025
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00:01:03他是我整个同龄
00:01:07唯一的国
00:01:08无论如何也要给我吵到他
00:01:13可您不是已经娶了夫人
00:01:15啊 啊 啊
00:01:17夫人
00:01:18他的存在
00:01:23不过是让家里人不要给我找些乱七八糟的女人
00:01:27啊
00:01:27但是现在骑士的庞戏已经死光了,他已经没用了,给我准备一份离婚协议,同类生不病的先生,竟然咳嗽了,中午车,快叫中午车!
00:01:57这两年来,除了被系统抢过在总裁丈夫面前做的舔狗,全都很美好吗?
00:02:08夫人,出事了!
00:02:10出事了?
00:02:11和叶母猪回二胎了?
00:02:12是先生!
00:02:14先生回二胎了!
00:02:18你敢拔我?
00:02:20先生,你给我去死!
00:02:22你给我按住!
00:02:27今天这酒,喝也得喝,不喝也得喝!
00:02:33要死大家,一起死!
00:02:37上!
00:02:45徐伟然,你死哪儿去了?
00:02:47你再不来!
00:02:49我这个天空,还没有变成死天空了!
00:02:54我真的是环境吗?
00:02:56可为什么如此真实?
00:02:58我面具之下,该不会真是一群群群吧?
00:03:09我究竟过敏!
00:03:10我要是喝了会死的!
00:03:12徐伟然就算估计其家的面子也不会放过你!
00:03:15然哥哥不会放过我!
00:03:17可惜啊!
00:03:18他罢不得你早点死!
00:03:20我弄死你!
00:03:21他高兴还来不及呢!
00:03:30给我住手!
00:03:31给我住手!
00:03:33给我住手!
00:03:35我太不死了!
00:03:36我太不死了!
00:03:37我太不死了!
00:03:41你这个小白花儿活了这么猛的吗?
00:03:44我太不死了!
00:03:45我太不死了!
00:03:46你敢动我?
00:03:47我死!
00:03:48我死了!
00:03:49我死了!
00:03:50你不死了!
00:03:51你不死了!
00:03:52Oh my god.
00:03:54You're so crazy.
00:03:56You're so crazy.
00:04:00What's up?
00:04:02What's up?
00:04:04Oh my god.
00:04:06He's going to kill me.
00:04:10Oh my god.
00:04:12Oh my god.
00:04:14Oh my god.
00:04:16Oh my god.
00:04:18Oh my god.
00:04:20Oh my god.
00:04:22You're going to die.
00:04:24No.
00:04:26I'm just going to...
00:04:28He's going to kill you.
00:04:30Don't.
00:04:32Don't.
00:04:34Don't.
00:04:36Don't.
00:04:38Don't.
00:04:40Don't.
00:04:42Don't.
00:04:44Don't.
00:04:46Don't.
00:04:48Don't.
00:04:49Don't.
00:04:51Don't.
00:04:53This little boy should not do anything to me.
00:04:57I'm going to have a little girl.
00:04:59He's going to have to take me out of my遺传.
00:05:01He's going to take me out of my遺传.
00:05:03I'm not going to have any hope.
00:05:05ah so.
00:05:15What do you have to take me out?
00:05:17Oh...
00:05:19I'll come back.
00:05:33How can I let the teacher move?
00:05:34I'll come back to myself.
00:05:37This is still my dream.
00:05:40If I can't believe it,
00:05:41how could I have some interesting things?
00:05:49Don't move!
00:05:51Don't move!
00:05:53It's a bad thing!
00:05:55Is it a pain in your brain?
00:05:57It's not a pain in your brain!
00:06:06It's not a pain in your brain.
00:06:08I'm the one who likes to play with my brain.
00:06:19What are you doing here today?
00:06:31I don't have anything special.
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00:07:15I don't know if he was here to take care of his wife.
00:07:17It's like a disease.
00:07:27Lady, the teacher found the flower.
00:07:31What?
00:07:32Don't worry.
00:07:33He didn't let him take care of his wife.
00:07:36What did he say to him?
00:07:41Let him go.
00:07:45I don't know.
00:07:47I don't know.
00:07:52Sir.
00:08:02He's definitely not wearing shoes.
00:08:05At that time, I got the old horse.
00:08:07I'll let you see me with other boys.
00:08:10I'm not wearing shoes.
00:08:11I'm not wearing shoes.
00:08:12I'm wearing shoes.
00:08:13I'm wearing shoes.
00:08:15I'm wearing shoes.
00:08:16But this woman's wearing so little.
00:08:18How can I say this?
00:08:21I'm wearing shoes.
00:08:22I'm wearing shoes.
00:08:23I don't know what the color is.
00:08:25I'm wearing shoes.
00:08:27I'm wearing shoes.
00:08:28I'm wearing shoes.
00:08:29I'm wearing shoes.
00:08:31Let's check the person's most close to the person.
00:08:34Please help the person to get the person's best friend.
00:08:37The person who is close to the person is here.
00:08:40Where is he?
00:08:41This person is close.
00:08:43He's here!
00:08:45He's here!
00:08:46He's here!
00:08:47He's not a good guy!
00:08:48He's not a good guy!
00:08:50The person is close to the person.
00:08:54Is this guy?
00:08:55Yes!
00:08:56Is that good?
00:08:58A little bit of a mess.
00:09:00Thank you very much.
00:09:04My brother.
00:09:17This is the father of the father.
00:09:19He will be here.
00:09:21I hope the wife will be able to communicate with her.
00:09:24Of course we will be able to communicate with her.
00:09:26I want to say that she is so happy.
00:09:28Wow.
00:09:29Why don't you say that?
00:09:31Are you playing with the other people playing with the other people?
00:09:36This kind of thing is not possible.
00:09:41This is the TV show of the evil of the evil.
00:09:46What are you doing?
00:09:48What are you doing?
00:09:59What are you doing?
00:10:01What are you doing?
00:10:02What are you doing?
00:10:04This is my friend.
00:10:05This is my friend.
00:10:06What are you doing?
00:10:08Let me see.
00:10:09What are you doing?
00:10:10What are you doing?
00:10:12What are you doing?
00:10:13This moment?
00:10:14What are you doing?
00:10:15Of course not.
00:10:16I will take it off.
00:10:17But I can't do it.
00:10:18A friend.
00:10:19A friend.
00:10:20A friend.
00:10:21Okay.
00:10:22张姐先生有留下什么话吗
00:10:26譬如可以打他屁股之类的特权
00:10:30没有
00:10:32女人你这是在玩火
00:10:36这好感到真是耍不了一点
00:10:39你去哪
00:10:44齐齐年今天一定要让这个女人
00:10:52知道你的链
00:10:54你在做什么
00:11:12燕哥
00:11:16你个恶毒的女人
00:11:20放心
00:11:22放心
00:11:26先生
00:11:30你回来了 千菊很想你
00:11:32只看外表
00:11:34这女人
00:11:36的确是我喜欢的类型
00:11:38娇小
00:11:40惹人连心
00:11:42该死
00:11:44汪桃就哭了
00:11:48该死
00:11:50汪桃就哭了
00:11:52可惜找了一张嘴
00:11:54盯着我干嘛
00:11:56那没办法
00:11:58那没办法
00:12:00只能自己酝酿吗
00:12:02我活得好温暇
00:12:04我能与你拉扯吗
00:12:08瓦细
00:12:10瓦
00:12:12瓦瑟
00:12:14先生
00:12:16开除之前的新闻医生
00:12:17找个新的
00:12:18是
00:12:20片茧的优移
00:12:22Oh my god, you're back again.
00:12:29Who's欺负 you?
00:12:32No, it's not.
00:12:34Why?
00:12:35The reason?
00:12:37He said that he won't wear his mask.
00:12:45What are you doing?
00:12:47Oh my god, you're so scary.
00:12:51You're so scary.
00:12:53What?
00:12:57Teacher.
00:12:59I'm so scared.
00:13:00You're so scared.
00:13:01I'm so scared.
00:13:02What?
00:13:03Teacher.
00:13:04Let the girl take her out of her shirt.
00:13:06What?
00:13:07What?
00:13:08Oh my god.
00:13:11I'm so scared.
00:13:12She's so scared.
00:13:13She's so scared.
00:13:14I like to watch her.
00:13:15She's so scared.
00:13:16She's so scared.
00:13:17She's so scared.
00:13:18Are youcaping?
00:13:20Who did she come for?
00:13:21She's still so scared.
00:13:22She's so scared.
00:13:23Hasan.
00:13:24After that, you will come to her as a teacher.
00:13:29What?
00:13:43I don't know.
00:13:45I'll give you a game for the future.
00:13:52You can't get me.
00:13:53You are so scared to me.
00:13:54I'll tell you a story.
00:13:57I'll tell you a story.
00:13:58You can't hear me.
00:14:00You have to ask me.
00:14:02I'll tell you a story.
00:14:04I'll tell you a story.
00:14:06I'll tell you a story.
00:14:10I'll tell you a story.
00:14:12What's the story?
00:14:15Little girl.
00:14:17He was young.
00:14:19He was young.
00:14:20He was a good guy.
00:14:22I'll tell you a story.
00:14:25The story of the bear and the bear.
00:14:29Very long ago.
00:14:32He lived in a large tree.
00:14:35One day, he found the bear and found the bear.
00:14:39He asked the bear.
00:14:41he is!
00:14:43You movest the bear."
00:14:44The bear said, I didn't cut him.
00:14:45The bear said, I'mida.
00:14:46How did he don't cut this boy?
00:14:47Uh, right?
00:14:48The bear said, A bear said,
00:14:49when he was a bear and left,
00:14:50he dreamed it.
00:14:51Better than he dropped him in the face of the ace tree.
00:14:52First day, Did heAP you gay?
00:14:57He said, He !!!
00:14:58I didn't care.
00:15:00Then he did a你要 miss.
00:15:01the bear and calmer me and asked the bear.
00:15:04Then he did, he asked me,
00:15:05Teacher?
00:15:06That was the actual bear!
00:15:07He told me I did something toigos you.
00:15:08Oh
00:15:10You're dead
00:15:12I'm dead
00:15:14I'm dead
00:15:16You are dead
00:15:18You're dead
00:15:20You still have to listen to the story
00:15:30You still want to listen to it
00:15:32But today's story is not left
00:15:36But
00:15:38明天我可以带你去个好地方
00:15:40真的
00:15:42快睡觉吧
00:15:56这就是你说的好地方
00:16:00惊不惊喜
00:16:02意不意味
00:16:04园长
00:16:06我家孩子就多劳烦您费心了
00:16:08放心吧
00:16:12易秋之
00:16:16你妈妈跟我说啊
00:16:17你比一般的小孩都要成熟
00:16:19老师一看啊
00:16:20你就是一个听话懂事的乖孩子
00:16:22他不是我妈妈
00:16:24乖啊
00:16:26李叔去公司
00:16:28好的
00:16:30素折我快醒了
00:16:32大不霸气
00:16:46全身上下都散发着一股王霸之气
00:16:52也不看看是谁的系统
00:16:54话说
00:16:56宿主
00:16:57你去公司干嘛
00:16:58当然是赚钱了
00:17:00听说最近出现了非洲猪瘟
00:17:02而我小时候生活的地方
00:17:04刚好有预防的办法
00:17:05这么厉害
00:17:06所以我要去公司养殖部看看
00:17:09有没有谁要出售养猪肠
00:17:23大哥
00:17:24您是养猪的吧
00:17:25是
00:17:28可最近许多猪都陆续死亡
00:17:30我过来问问骑士
00:17:32看能不能收购我的养猪肠
00:17:34你要买养猪肠
00:17:37可养殖部的魏主任
00:17:39他不愿意见我
00:17:40我刚好要买养猪肠
00:17:43要不咱换个地方想聊
00:17:45真的
00:17:46夫人
00:17:48您怎么来了
00:17:50总裁说过
00:17:51不让你来公司找他
00:17:53我是来找你的
00:17:56我有女朋友了
00:17:58年底就结婚了
00:17:59我知道
00:18:00分子先找先生
00:18:01我没写
00:18:06我做家钥匙呢
00:18:07你切了这么久都不还
00:18:09你不会是想霸占我尊贵的骑士吧
00:18:19你拿来吧
00:18:22这边请
00:18:29这
00:18:30就是你尊贵的骑士
00:18:32对啊
00:18:41对啊
00:18:43来
00:18:44随便坐
00:18:45别客气
00:18:46别客气
00:18:47别客气
00:18:56先生
00:18:57方才夫人来了
00:18:58我说过
00:19:04不许放他进来
00:19:06啊
00:19:07夫人是来找我的
00:19:09你年底结婚
00:19:12啊
00:19:13我也是这么和夫人说的
00:19:15但是她说
00:19:16我结婚的份子前
00:19:17有您出
00:19:18因为她求婚
00:19:19穷的只剩遗产
00:19:22挡着继承
00:19:24呗呗呗呗
00:19:25先生
00:19:26您还年轻啊
00:19:27可不能咒自己啊
00:19:28再说
00:19:29夫人对您的感情
00:19:30那可是日月可见啊
00:19:32是啊
00:19:33一轻举对我的迷恋
00:19:35超越了金钱
00:19:37至少几天前啊
00:19:38我是这么认为的
00:19:42妹子
00:19:43既然你知道如何防止猪病
00:19:45那我的养猪场
00:19:47就卖给你了
00:19:48以后
00:19:49我就是你的员工
00:19:51合作愉快
00:19:52合作愉快
00:19:53这不就是吗
00:20:03这不就是吗
00:20:05啊
00:20:06劳斯莱斯出新款了
00:20:09你眼里就只有劳斯莱斯吗
00:20:12还有来波基尼呢
00:20:19做还是不做
00:20:20做这个游箱
00:20:22我以后开马上拉铁吗
00:20:33放心吧
00:20:34开火箭都不耽误
00:20:36哦
00:20:51姐姐
00:20:52你怎么回来这么晚
00:20:53是不是又去浪花齐先生的钱了
00:20:56净说废话
00:20:58我当然知道钱现在还是他的
00:21:00超等的去诊了吗
00:21:06先生
00:21:07怎么了
00:21:08不合胃口
00:21:10致癌
00:21:12难道上次咳嗽
00:21:14让先生开始注重养生了
00:21:16但这反射会太长了吧
00:21:18先生
00:21:21这是我自己做的小饼干
00:21:22您尝尝
00:21:27你哪位
00:21:29齐先生
00:21:30竟然还不知道我是谁
00:21:32先生
00:21:33我是益青菊的家人
00:21:42原来是岳母啊
00:21:44她真是在侮辱我
00:21:49岳母
00:21:53岳母
00:21:56秀然这老小子真会玩
00:21:59先生
00:22:03我是益青菊的妹妹
00:22:04别哭
00:22:06珠水的猪肉没人要
00:22:08No one can't.
00:22:11Sir, you're laughing at me.
00:22:15I've been so long since I've seen a little girl that's so funny.
00:22:19Sir, you're going to die?
00:22:21No, sir, you're going to cry.
00:22:24You're already in the hospital.
00:22:26That's a shame.
00:22:27You're going to go to the hospital?
00:22:29You're saying that I have a heavy weight in my body.
00:22:42I'm going to take it back to my first wife.
00:22:47I'm so sorry.
00:22:49Let's go see.
00:22:52It's raining.
00:22:54How does it feel like it's more severe?
00:22:59人设必遭电异
00:23:13人设必遭电异
00:23:13人设必遭电异
00:23:15人设必遭电异
00:23:18人设必遭电异
00:23:24先生
00:23:25你怎么了
00:23:26Why are you crying?
00:23:33If you don't have me, then I'll never die.
00:23:44Are you crying?
00:23:46Why are you crying?
00:23:49Why are you crying?
00:23:51How can I live?
00:23:53I'll be crying in my pocket.
00:23:59I'll be crying.
00:24:04I'll be crying.
00:24:06You can leave me.
00:24:08I'll be crying.
00:24:14Your face is weak.
00:24:16It's really bad.
00:24:19You know.
00:24:20先生, don't have a time to eat this time.
00:24:23赶紧的,别等我吃饭。
00:24:26疫情局若是进入娱乐圈,怕是会多个新仰后啊,上菜吧。
00:24:35嗯。
00:24:37这道菜有些辣,先生就不要吃了。
00:24:42这听我会,疫情局跟我说话,这叫十个总裁,九个胃病。
00:24:50But it's not good.
00:24:52I'm not a person.
00:24:56You were not doing a job for me before?
00:25:00The devil is a good old man.
00:25:02I'm not a person.
00:25:04I'm not a person.
00:25:11It's not a person.
00:25:13You must be in this place.
00:25:16Let's go, Yuyo.
00:25:20My sister!
00:25:22What are you doing?
00:25:40Sir, my sister will give me a call and let me go out.
00:25:44I don't want to go.
00:25:48Let's go.
00:25:49Do you feel it?
00:25:51This young girl is not always with me.
00:26:01Look at yourself.
00:26:03Yes.
00:26:14Look at myself.
00:26:15Mom!
00:26:16Your sister!
00:26:17Your sister!
00:26:18Dad!
00:26:19ış a phone call!
00:26:21Nothing.
00:26:22I got a gun.
00:26:23I got a call.
00:26:24You are...
00:26:25Y.
00:26:26You just wait.
00:26:27I need help.
00:26:28I need help.
00:26:29Why, why, what?
00:26:31I need help.
00:26:33You're the first doctor.
00:26:35Let me help you.
00:26:37What?
00:26:38You are a doctor.
00:26:39Who is the chief officer?
00:26:41That's what the chief officer.
00:26:42You must also have their own support.
00:26:43滚蛋
00:26:44你去联系安德
00:26:51就说我们骑士
00:26:52要收购他们的养住场
00:26:54骑总
00:26:55我的人刚刚得到消息
00:26:57安德劳累过度住院了
00:26:59先生
00:27:06幼儿园那边瘦
00:27:08小少爷还没被接走
00:27:09依清菊呢
00:27:12正在找
00:27:13先去接小少爷
00:27:16总裁
00:27:24查到了
00:27:25夫人在医院
00:27:26医院
00:27:27他生病了
00:27:28不是
00:27:29夫人去看病人了
00:27:31去医院
00:27:33好
00:27:34什么人能让他看一笑
00:27:37平时也没见他有什么朋友
00:27:40难道我的5.0势力下降了
00:27:44跟您聊了这么一会儿
00:27:49感觉养住的技术得到了极大的提升
00:27:51这果然是专业的
00:27:53这时间不早了
00:27:55天都黑了
00:27:57完了
00:27:58团子还在幼儿园呢
00:28:00我先不打扰了
00:28:02齐伟然怎么来了
00:28:08齐先生
00:28:10我是这里的护士
00:28:11没想到能在这里遇到你
00:28:14齐伟然你机灵点
00:28:17神家学护士
00:28:18还不是为了等你死了太久
00:28:20去那边看看
00:28:25有惊醒
00:28:26是迪迦吗
00:28:28这呀
00:28:35是要他慢吃母
00:28:36怪不得迪迦不愿意来地球
00:28:41同归于尽吧
00:28:45死团子
00:28:46齐总
00:28:51把眼科医生叫过来
00:28:53眼科医生
00:29:01齐伟然背着我悄悄瞎了
00:29:03那一尘证明上的字还看得见吗
00:29:05我为什么要过来
00:29:07小叔
00:29:09你眼睛不舒服吗
00:29:11瞧瞧这词用的
00:29:13要是我
00:29:14时间就问你是不是瞎了
00:29:16好
00:29:18床柜检查而已
00:29:21吓死我了 先生
00:29:26我还以为你眼睛有问题
00:29:28是因为不想看到我呢
00:29:31没错
00:29:34我就是不清晰的女主
00:29:36当你说台词了久了
00:29:38你的那句冷酷无情
00:29:40毫无人性的
00:29:42滚呢
00:29:43我说什么来着
00:29:47我说什么来着
00:29:49这老小子最近就是在跟我对着
00:29:52夫人放心
00:29:53总裁眼睛没有不舒服
00:29:55陀佛
00:29:56陀佛
00:29:58陀佛保佑
00:29:59我愿意用奇未然的肾
00:30:01换她眼睛五十年的肩膀
00:30:04陀佛
00:30:05您别听她的
00:30:06我用超能力给你修妙
00:30:08陀佛
00:30:10陀佛
00:30:11陀佛
00:30:12陀佛
00:30:13陀佛
00:30:14陀佛
00:30:15陀佛
00:30:16陀佛
00:30:17陀佛
00:30:18陀佛
00:30:19陀佛
00:30:20陀佛
00:30:21我看到了
00:30:22陀佛
00:30:23陀佛
00:30:24I know.
00:30:40What happened?
00:30:41I want to go with the teacher.
00:30:44I'm not going to do this before, but it's not a fact.
00:30:47There's a guy in front of you.
00:30:49I'm going to kill you.
00:30:51I'm going to kill you.
00:30:53I'm going to kill you.
00:30:55I know.
00:31:10The people who are scared of the dog are afraid of the dog.
00:31:12You're going to kill him.
00:31:14I'm going to kill him.
00:31:23I know.
00:31:24Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh.
00:31:30After he's done it, he's so cool.
00:31:33This kid looks cool.
00:31:36玩笑
00:31:40不管看了多少次
00:31:46还是忍不住吐槽
00:31:47大盗总裁的黑咖啡标配呢
00:31:50耕铁味的养装原因
00:31:53自然少不了不喝咖啡
00:32:02这样的关键是个人
00:32:04团子乖 好好吃饭 上幼儿园要迟到了
00:32:09喝毒后骂
00:32:11好了 好了
00:32:13小叔 我演了幼儿园的话剧表演 你要来看吗
00:32:18没记错的话 你们班要演的是灰姑娘吧
00:32:21你演的是王子
00:32:24我演的是全剧最能掌握精髓的角色
00:32:31不愧是我们骑士 魏廉的继承人
00:32:36不愧是我教出来的孩子
00:32:39我演的是灰姑娘的恶毒后吧
00:32:46灰姑娘的教理究竟出了什么问题
00:32:55哦 是你的教理
00:32:59怡婷局 你说小叔明天会来看我的话剧吗
00:33:03放心吧 恶毒后妈这么重要的角色
00:33:08你小叔他一定会来的啊
00:33:10对了 我有句词不太懂
00:33:15尽管问
00:33:17恐龙让离是什么意思啊
00:33:21这还不简单
00:33:22就是有一个叫恐龙的小孩
00:33:24在他四岁的时候 他父母吵架
00:33:27恐龙就说 你们这日子能过过 不能过就离
00:33:31这就是恐龙让离的故事
00:33:33哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼
00:34:03I'm going to see you in the next video.
00:34:07I'm going to see you in the next video.
00:34:10Oh my gosh.
00:34:13I can't see you in the next video.
00:34:16And there is also a camera camera camera.
00:34:20I can hear you.
00:34:23Let's go.
00:34:24I'm going to wear clothes.
00:34:25Yes.
00:34:26How many people will take me to the next video?
00:34:32Mr.
00:34:33Your friend came to the next video.
00:34:35Mr.
00:34:37Mr.
00:34:38Mr.
00:34:39Mr.
00:34:40Mr.
00:34:41Mr.
00:34:42Mr.
00:34:43Mr.
00:34:44Mr.
00:34:45Mr.
00:34:46Mr.
00:34:47Mr.
00:34:48Mr.
00:34:49Mr.
00:34:50Mr.
00:34:51Mr.
00:34:52Mr.
00:34:53Mr.
00:34:54Mr.
00:34:55100 万太多了
00:34:57疫情局肯定舍不得
00:34:59不可以
00:35:03我们家虽然穷
00:35:04但怎么能要先生的钱呢
00:35:06不想白要
00:35:07好啊
00:35:10那就卖身吧
00:35:13好
00:35:17关于卖身这件事
00:35:25我们换个地方谈
00:35:27这是
00:35:29齐先生的情绪吗
00:35:31没想到你家孩子
00:35:41也在这所幼儿园
00:35:42真巧
00:35:43是啊
00:35:43叫姐姐
00:35:44姐姐
00:35:45你那个是装饰吗
00:35:48活的
00:35:49这是我的好朋友
00:35:50好朋友
00:35:52那他有名字吗
00:35:54名字
00:35:56齐头
00:35:58我好像还不知道你名字呢
00:36:00我还没有名字
00:36:02素主可以帮我娶一个吗
00:36:04要可爱软弱的
00:36:06娶名字吗
00:36:07这个我再行
00:36:08以后你就叫
00:36:11小
00:36:15这个名字念出来
00:36:18是不是不太文雅
00:36:20木质建屋吧
00:36:22名字不重要
00:36:25一只小宠物而已
00:36:26刚才不还是好朋友吗
00:36:29素主
00:36:31你为什么不告诉他
00:36:33我的名字
00:36:34你的名字
00:36:36其实人等凡人可以知道的
00:36:38真的不是你不好意思说吗
00:36:41一冰煤
00:36:49一冰煤
00:36:49瞧瞧我发现了什么
00:36:56香水的味道
00:36:59你妹妹刚才来过
00:37:03她没给先生惹麻烦吧
00:37:06惹了
00:37:07这你让我怎么接啊
00:37:09已经发配去东北了
00:37:11什么
00:37:11把一冰煤送到东北当兵了
00:37:14她以为她并不在乎这个美女
00:37:16难道
00:37:17还有这种好事
00:37:19不愧是
00:37:21迪迦男孩之父
00:37:23刚刚话说早了
00:37:26另外
00:37:27迪迦男孩之父是什么玩意儿
00:37:30让她去锻炼一下也挺好的
00:37:33这是什么
00:37:35这是我
00:37:39拽门为了这次话剧演出买的装饰物
00:37:42很好
00:37:43你这次甚至把我说成是死的
00:37:46先生
00:37:48我还有事
00:37:49我先走了
00:37:49我会想你的
00:37:51先让她去卖一年人参
00:37:58明年送她去参军
00:38:00记住
00:38:01吹蚊
00:38:02为你终
00:38:04一冰煤这个货还这么容易就消失了
00:38:08我以后的生活想想的快乐
00:38:11潇洒不是白难
00:38:14是我自信的壮家
00:38:16牛马迪斯科
00:38:18来位达斯明天做什么
00:38:20老大
00:38:23这
00:38:24请不吝啥
00:38:25请不吝啥
00:38:27捡出来发给先生
00:38:28就说这是咱们部门送的小惊喜
00:38:30真的不会发文就是业吗
00:38:32我姑娘
00:38:39我的老鸭子
00:38:41我到哪儿去了
00:38:42我的天哪
00:38:44这是谁家的小孩
00:38:45真的好可爱
00:38:46我家的
00:38:48我家的
00:38:49你为什么要这样对我
00:38:50你为什么要这样对我
00:38:51你为什么要这样对我
00:38:52你为什么要这样对我
00:39:06你为什么要这样对我
00:39:07因为我淋过远
00:39:08因为我淋过远
00:39:09所以我要送了你的嗓
00:39:10我要送了你的嗓
00:39:12我要送了你的嗓
00:39:14这小朋友我真高兴
00:39:16想不起了
00:39:17想不起了
00:39:18不是变的嗓
00:39:20不是我教的
00:39:21是不是我教的
00:39:22这不是我教的
00:39:23这不是我教的
00:39:31喂老七
00:39:32我出后几天刚回来
00:39:34想我了没
00:39:35先把欠我的二十块三毛五花了
00:39:39不是吧老七
00:39:40七岁收的账
00:39:41你有记到什么时候
00:39:43记到以后主持你的葬礼
00:39:45这么多年的猪马轻衣
00:39:48终究是错付了
00:39:50没事挂了
00:39:51等等
00:39:52你之前不是说你换厅
00:39:54现在怎么样
00:39:55把那个能听到新生的案例
00:39:57把那个能听到新生的案例
00:39:59再详细的给我讲一遍
00:40:02啊
00:40:03那个患者在银行工作
00:40:05他根据自己听到的所谓新生啊
00:40:07认定了一个同事是个杀手
00:40:09很快
00:40:10有个犯罪团伙抢进了银行
00:40:12患者呼出性命搞到了一把枪
00:40:15可谁知
00:40:16他认为的那个女杀手
00:40:18完全不用
00:40:19甚至因为害怕
00:40:21射出了自己的脑袋
00:40:23那颗患者就明白了
00:40:25所谓的新生啊
00:40:26不过是根据自己的喜好
00:40:28捏造出来的幻想罢了
00:40:32知道了
00:40:33喂
00:40:34喂
00:40:41先生
00:40:42先生
00:40:43那一夜
00:40:44全阵的人都被送去见了他的奶奶
00:40:47是啊
00:40:48唯一能证明他是有去灵魂的证据
00:40:51是我出现有笔恐惧症的时候
00:40:54但那时候的记忆
00:40:56又如何当真呢
00:40:58先生
00:41:00安保部门给您准备了一个惊喜
00:41:04已经发到你邮箱了
00:41:05希望夫人的歌声跟舞蹈
00:41:07能为您带来短暂的快乐
00:41:09有信了
00:41:13有信了
00:41:20副主
00:41:21快去找七伟然
00:41:22怎么了
00:41:23我划行后
00:41:24能够一定程度压制系统程序
00:41:26但是现在系统程序被压制太久要发疯了
00:41:30先生
00:41:35先生
00:41:36一切
00:41:37一切
00:41:38果然全都是我的错觉了
00:41:40让我
00:41:46真的
00:41:47宿主
00:41:48再等几分钟就好了
00:41:52先生
00:41:53刚刚团子表演的可好了
00:41:55你看了吗
00:41:56先生
00:41:57听不到
00:41:59是因为我彻底的把他想象成又卖一个勇气的灵魂吗
00:42:11先生
00:42:12好疼
00:42:13依旧是我最恨我的样子
00:42:15所以
00:42:17之前听到的一切
00:42:19真的是按照我自己喜欢捏造出来的
00:42:22我抽中了和男主播共享烛光晚餐的机会
00:42:41这以后还叫什么男主播呀
00:42:43这分明是齐维而死后的接班人
00:42:47哈哈哈
00:42:48这是天助我也
00:42:49哈哈哈
00:42:50这是天助我也
00:42:52哈哈哈
00:42:53去医院
00:42:54你怎么了
00:43:08哥们今天正好当班啊
00:43:10这不是听说你夫人受伤了
00:43:12特地过来看看
00:43:13你好啊
00:43:14我是霸道总裁的
00:43:16彪佩
00:43:18他的医生朋友
00:43:19方医生
00:43:20这小泰迪
00:43:21怎么抢了我的吐槽
00:43:23小泰迪
00:43:27毛不错
00:43:30羡慕吧
00:43:31天生的
00:43:33先生
00:43:34我没事
00:43:35就简单包扎一下就好了
00:43:38快点搞好我要回去干饭了
00:43:40饿死了
00:43:43果然跟传闻中一样
00:43:44是其伟然的忠实甜果
00:43:47也是其伟然最讨厌的类型
00:43:49还真是意料之中的无趣啊
00:43:51别急着爆炸
00:43:53我先给你检查一下
00:43:54小姑娘长这么漂亮
00:43:56脱象怎么办
00:43:58倒也没听说过
00:44:02膝盖是女人第三张脸这种说法呀
00:44:07刚刚
00:44:08她分明没有长嘴
00:44:09她怎么不让人把我扔出去啊
00:44:12她怎么不让人把我扔出去啊
00:44:15难不成
00:44:16老小子来医院不是因为咳嗽
00:44:19而是来
00:44:20割齿窗呢
00:44:23掌管全球经济的大总裁
00:44:26是不会长这出的
00:44:29不确定
00:44:30再看看
00:44:32快点啊兄弟
00:44:34她割齿窗搁到你身上了吗
00:44:36快动动手
00:44:37把我丢出去啊
00:44:39你怎么来了
00:44:41自然是担心你啊
00:44:43自然是来替你交代医言的
00:44:44自然是来替你交代医言的
00:44:46自然是来替你交代医言的
00:44:48自然是来替你交代医言的
00:44:53快
00:44:54把医生叫过来
00:44:55是
00:45:03七先生
00:45:04你是哪不舒服
00:45:05呼吸不畅
00:45:06确
00:45:07确定不是平常阴阳怪气多了
00:45:11还有欢听
00:45:15我要跟七先生单独谈谈
00:45:16其他的人请出去
00:45:18嗯
00:45:21那我出去等您
00:45:22先生
00:45:35先生
00:45:36你没事吧
00:45:41没什么大问题
00:45:42这几天手不动
00:45:43别沾住了
00:45:44先生
00:45:45我腿疼
00:45:46我腿疼
00:45:47你能抱我吗
00:45:48瞧瞧这儿
00:45:49这才是属于你的工具
00:45:50这才是属于你的工具
00:45:51这才是属于你的工具
00:45:52你
00:45:53你
00:45:54我
00:45:55你
00:45:56你
00:45:57你
00:45:58你
00:45:59你
00:46:00你
00:46:01你
00:46:02你
00:46:03你
00:46:04你
00:46:05你
00:46:06你
00:46:07你
00:46:08你
00:46:09Mr. Sir, my stomach hurts, can you help me?
00:46:13Mr. Look at this, this is your tool.
00:46:25Mr.妖精, did you use what to say to me?
00:46:28Mr.閉嘴.
00:46:29算了
00:46:35我还是自己来吧
00:46:37免得被媒体拍到又要胡说了
00:46:39这是最后一次
00:46:45放线暖天
00:46:46让自己变得不受控仇
00:46:48从现在开始
00:46:50我便跟一舅局
00:46:51恢复以前互不开的关系
00:46:54怎么说走就走了
00:46:57算
00:46:58你走了正好
00:47:00今晚可是我跟男主播面积的好日子
00:47:04换句而已
00:47:07我猜你今天是要我去约会
00:47:22我猜你今天不想听睡前故事
00:47:26我可以帮你保密
00:47:29但是你必须把他留下来
00:47:31陪我
00:47:34老师今天讲了放上海洋商务的故事
00:47:37你今天从来不给他吃的
00:47:40他好可怜
00:47:41凶手才不会把我给你呢
00:47:43我可不是普通的乌龟
00:47:45这是王维师里的乌龟
00:47:48你要好好对他
00:47:49所以爱会消失的
00:47:53你还会消失的对吗
00:47:54你好
00:48:06你好
00:48:07请问你是满山猴子
00:48:10我定最红吗
00:48:11是我
00:48:15你好
00:48:17鱼杜
00:48:17猴姐
00:48:18你比想象中的要年轻嘛
00:48:20你也比直播间里更帅
00:48:24男主播
00:48:41先生
00:48:42有份紧急文件需要您看一下
00:48:44已经发送到您邮箱了
00:48:46你
00:48:51潇洒不是白烂
00:48:52是我自信的壮战
00:48:54啊
00:48:55所以之前的一切
00:48:58并不是我的幻觉
00:49:00哈哈哈哈
00:49:03那你还乖幽默的
00:49:05那你
00:49:06猴姐
00:49:14你下来
00:49:20秦伟然怎么会来这里啊
00:49:23是不是在玩什么游戏啊
00:49:26一二三目都然
00:49:27不许说话
00:49:27不许动
00:49:28哦
00:49:29这是怎么回事啊
00:49:38兄弟
00:49:40你上一人
00:49:41兄弟
00:49:46兄弟
00:49:47你上一人
00:49:48你上一人
00:49:49我去
00:49:58不会吧
00:50:00对吧
00:50:01警告
00:50:06入主崩溃银色
00:50:08立刻实行电击陈华
00:50:10我就这么可怕吗
00:50:14我去
00:50:21这是捉迹现场啊
00:50:23你是谁
00:50:25我是木头人
00:50:29把这位木头人先生送到精神病院
00:50:33是
00:50:33先生
00:50:34是
00:50:35先生
00:50:48其实
00:50:50您可以握住夫人的手啊
00:50:53她那么爱您
00:50:54说不准
00:50:55一个激动就行了
00:50:56我简直疯了
00:51:00我今天在叫七仙都做事
00:51:02牵手什么的
00:51:08太快了吧
00:51:10再不喜欢
00:51:15遗产换人
00:51:17有点不爽
00:51:22是怎么回事
00:51:23达达
00:51:27竟有刁民要害阵
00:51:29谁把这么重的热水袋放到我手上
00:51:32哪个变分
00:51:33哪个变分
00:51:35哪个变分
00:51:36我不是在跟男主播吃饭吗
00:51:49男主播呢
00:51:50都什么时候了
00:51:52还想着那个木头人
00:51:54李玉杜
00:51:55胆
00:51:56二十岁
00:51:57S大一学系的学生
00:51:59二十岁
00:52:00S大一学系的学生
00:52:03你怎么跟他认识他
00:52:07现在的齐伟人
00:52:09好似一位正义的军官
00:52:12正在审讯犯人
00:52:13虽然
00:52:15他长得跟正义完全不达
00:52:17哦
00:52:19是帅的行为
00:52:21不够正义
00:52:23顺便再解释一下
00:52:25我为什么会在餐中底下发现
00:52:28呃
00:52:30男人
00:52:31我就崩了这么一回人设
00:52:34你就抓着不放了是吗
00:52:35有时间拷问我
00:52:36那七百亿的单子
00:52:38都签了好几个了
00:52:39先生
00:52:41他是我的一个学弟
00:52:44自从嫁给您
00:52:46我都好多年没跟朋友们联系了
00:52:49所以
00:52:50所以
00:52:51你为什么要躲在餐桌底下
00:52:55两件条
00:52:56我是专业的
00:52:57高级的谎言就是
00:52:59在讲话里唱杂真的
00:53:01那是因为
00:53:02因为我们在玩
00:53:04一二三木头人
00:53:06你在玩它
00:53:08先生
00:53:10是一个叫
00:53:12一二三木头人的游戏
00:53:14我知道吧
00:53:16你知道个锤子
00:53:18就你上学时候的书呆子样
00:53:20玩过一二三木头人的
00:53:22全身上下就走自己
00:53:24谁说的
00:53:25谁说的
00:53:26先生
00:53:35小双也不见了
00:53:36我马上过去
00:53:38谢谢你安
00:53:46小双啊
00:53:48小双你快看
00:53:50渡果真是有灵性的
00:53:52我把他放伤
00:53:55他却不肯走
00:53:56不知他想回来报恩
00:54:01有没有一张狠
00:54:03他是鹿鬼
00:54:05什么
00:54:06他不往上爬
00:54:08就会淹死
00:54:14放开我
00:54:17我让你不听话
00:54:18让你不听话
00:54:19让你不听话
00:54:20我让你不听话
00:54:21让你不听话
00:54:22别打了
00:54:23小双子
00:54:24古苏贵娘
00:54:26你不是我苏基姆
00:54:29你跟她的好人
00:54:35宿主
00:54:37我差点就搞了
00:54:38我好怕再也听不到你
00:54:40知道错了吗
00:54:42知道错了吗
00:54:47对不起
00:54:49我不应该
00:54:51大白衣
00:54:53跑出来
00:54:54小双
00:54:56我把外套穿上
00:54:58那我就替小乌龟原谅你吧
00:55:00你这么喜欢这个小乌龟挂剑吗
00:55:13如果我变成一块小鸟
00:55:16你也会爱我吗
00:55:17什么牌子的
00:55:18恶
00:55:19恶
00:55:20恶
00:55:21恶
00:55:22恶
00:55:23恶
00:55:24恶
00:55:25恶
00:55:26恶
00:55:27恶
00:55:28恶
00:55:29恶
00:55:30恶
00:55:31你给我站住
00:55:40潇洒不是白烂
00:55:42说自信的壮战
00:55:44牛马迪
00:55:46扣来味道
00:55:47明天不是什么
00:55:51嗨
00:55:52我是江嘉辉
00:55:53点一下晚一年
00:55:54装备不花一分钱
00:55:55说话断斗
00:55:56装备回收
00:55:57教育自由
00:55:58你们要玩过的全新版本
00:56:10先生
00:56:12别玩太晚
00:56:13早点休息
00:56:14下午休息
00:56:24我是赵赵灰
00:56:27是兄弟救了可恶
00:56:33潇洒不是白奈
00:56:35是我自信的壮战
00:56:37牛马迪
00:56:38从来味道
00:56:39什么
00:56:40成本
00:56:47我是渣渣灰
00:56:54先生吗
00:56:56先生有事先去公司了
00:56:59也是
00:57:01陪我做什么
00:57:02是陪渣渣灰呀
00:57:04难不成
00:57:05秦伟然是因为昨天玩小游戏没有发现
00:57:11自觉射死
00:57:13所以一大早就走了
00:57:15先生
00:57:17你耳朵红成这样是过敏的吗
00:57:21要不要去医院看一下
00:57:23这辈子就没见过这么红的耳朵
00:57:26不用
00:57:27不用
00:57:29真的不用吗
00:57:31老板今天不对劲
00:57:33还是第一次早饭不吃
00:57:34豆浆也没喝
00:57:37夫人那边
00:57:41得
00:57:42找到真凶了
00:57:50这么凝重的表情
00:57:52几千亿的大单子出问题了
00:57:54先生
00:58:00看样子不像大单子出了问题
00:58:03难道是
00:58:04破产级别的大危机
00:58:07这这这
00:58:11什么事
00:58:13是一个很重要的东西
00:58:16关于对策
00:58:19对
00:58:21是需要一个对策
00:58:22这是本来没有对策的意思啊
00:58:25这铲
00:58:26是要破
00:58:27还是不破啊
00:58:29先生
00:58:30你的文件
00:58:31好好干啊
00:58:32老齐
00:58:33我看好你
00:58:37啊
00:58:38呸
00:58:39什么老齐
00:58:40一点都不尊重啊
00:58:41等于是我的财神员殿下
00:58:43很好啊
00:58:44老齐
00:58:45我看好你
00:58:46呸
00:58:47什么老齐
00:58:48一点都不尊重啊
00:58:49等于是我的财神员殿下
00:58:50等于是我的财神员殿下
00:58:52很好啊
00:58:53又多你的外套
00:58:55那你先忙
00:58:56我就不打扰你工作了
00:58:57站住
00:58:58啊
00:58:59怎么了
00:59:00我的财神员殿下
00:59:01又多你的外套
00:59:04那你先忙
00:59:05我就不打扰你工作了
00:59:06站住
00:59:08啊
00:59:10怎么了
00:59:11我的财神员殿下
00:59:13先去吃饭
00:59:15行行
00:59:16这还不到十点
00:59:17你炫什么饭了
00:59:18住眼饭了
00:59:19没吃早餐
00:59:21吃顿饭你就非吃不可吗
00:59:23这个耽误你赚多少钱啊
00:59:25财神员殿下
00:59:28财神员殿下
00:59:29只是去吃饭
00:59:30又不是嘎了
00:59:32嘎了
00:59:33嘎了
00:59:34你可能还会更快死
00:59:35唉
00:59:36那我现在陪你去
00:59:41烂死了
00:59:42神员殿下
00:59:43是不是有点黏人啊
00:59:45先生
00:59:46你的文件
00:59:49是一个很重要的东西
00:59:55我去就好了
01:00:06先生
01:00:07我去就好了
01:00:10行行行
01:00:12财神爷拿懂什么人间音
01:00:15我去还不行吗
01:00:17记住了
01:00:19下次会自己的吧
01:00:23阿姨
01:00:24Hey, this is not all gone.
01:00:26It's been a few days.
01:00:28It's been a few days.
01:00:30It's been a few days, so it's fast.
01:00:32Mrs.
01:00:33I've got a brand called二师兄.
01:00:36It's a brand special.
01:00:38You must be careful.
01:00:42二师兄?
01:00:44That's so cool.
01:00:46Two师兄 is my name.
01:00:54Mr.
01:00:58Mr.
01:00:59How did you get the place?
01:01:01How?
01:01:02This is not clean.
01:01:04So you leave me for it.
01:01:06This is...
01:01:07The water is good.
01:01:09What did you do?
01:01:11The water is bad.
01:01:13How did the water is bad?
01:01:14I'm looking for the water.
01:01:16You're hard.
01:01:21I'm not hard.
01:01:23My dice can't be good.
01:01:25You know, I'm pulling the water.
01:01:26It's been a hard one.
01:01:28I'm stuck.
01:01:29You have to take money.
01:01:36You already know the water then got the water.
01:01:37Mr.
01:01:38Mr.
01:01:38Mr.
01:01:39You already know the water in this way.
01:01:41The water is sufficient to...
01:01:42The water is supposed to come.
01:01:43It's not a nice city.
01:01:44The water is supposed to come together.
01:01:45and the water is taken.
01:01:46No I can't sit there.
01:01:47You have to go?
01:01:48Mr.
01:01:48Mr.
01:01:49Mr.
01:01:49Mr.
01:01:49Mr.
01:01:50Mr.
01:01:50Moira is a competition.
01:01:51Mr.
01:01:51It's not a good sport.
01:01:52Your body is a good sport.
01:01:53易总,这可是扩展人脉的好机会
01:01:57您考虑考虑
01:01:58跟他们说,邀请函我接下来,我一定会准时到的
01:02:02谁的电话
01:02:09见鬼了
01:02:14这带着疑问和委屈的语气,是怎么回事
01:02:21先生,我还有点事,我先走了
01:02:26先生,二师兄那位姓齐的女人,接受了MS的晚宴邀请
01:02:37我们也去
01:02:40您不带着夫人吗
01:02:44不用,那种乌烟瘴气的地方,不适合她
01:02:51张姐,你们这是在做什么
01:03:06先生不是快过生日了吗,我们在给她准备生日礼物
01:03:10我竟然忘了秦伟兰的生日
01:03:14侮辱,这简直是对我舔狗身份的侮辱
01:03:19宿主,不是刚回来吗,又去干嘛
01:03:24给我的财神爷殿下挑礼物去
01:03:27美好啊,见到我是不是很意外啊
01:03:39怎么无视我
01:03:42信不信我告诉秦伟兰
01:03:44小泰迪
01:03:50别以为我不知道你心里有多瞧不起我
01:03:55你是一星菊
01:03:58医院里的那个让你杀了
01:04:03医院里的那个让你杀了
01:04:08好热啊
01:04:15我大老远跑过来,你连口水都不请我喝
01:04:18大秋天的你热
01:04:22一米七离太阳太近,晒得了
01:04:26你,你这个嘴也,忒毒了吧
01:04:30什么一米七
01:04:35人家明明一米八好吗
01:04:38先把你三层增高鞋片拿出来再说话
01:04:43讲真的,你不用装成娇滴滴的样子
01:04:49你现在这样就是秦伟兰的理想型
01:04:52那他品味还怪独特的,竟然喜欢搞笑你
01:04:56我说的是真的,你别不信我呀
01:04:59你别不信我呀,我说的真是真的
01:05:04你,该不会是故意装成齐温然不喜欢的样子吧
01:05:13你觉得可能吗
01:05:15谁会为了一件没有好处的事情装那么久啊
01:05:18是你,是你,真的是你
01:05:21也是
01:05:26大姐
01:05:33你开这车,竟然是不给你钱花吗
01:05:38吃,耳朵凡人,怎知其是真正的理
01:05:44我有事儿,别跟着我
01:05:49你猜,齐温然为什么会有具体的微相型
01:05:53你猜我猜不猜
01:05:55你带我去
01:05:56我就告诉你一个,有关齐温然的秘密
01:05:59宿主要带着他一起去给财神叶殿下买礼物吗
01:06:04哼,待会想办法把他弄走
01:06:07先把齐温然的秘密吃了在水
01:06:10所以,你分明八卦的不行
01:06:13说吧
01:06:15再观察观察
01:06:26再观察观察
01:06:39宿主啊,人设,你的田弓小白花人设
01:06:43发生什么了,先生,我好害怕呀
01:06:47先生,先生
01:06:51老小子,你不对劲啊
01:06:55现在我是哭还是不哭啊
01:06:57宿主,齐温然有幽闭恐惧症
01:07:00先不用在乎人设了,快进人
01:07:02不用在乎人设
01:07:04那好吧
01:07:06哎哟,老齐,毛还挺软的
01:07:11反正你也听不见
01:07:13那我就给你讲个故事吧
01:07:15从前
01:07:17有一个卖核弹的小女孩
01:07:20可是不管她怎么卖
01:07:22她的核弹都卖不出去
01:07:24有一瞬间
01:07:26她仿佛看见了她的奶奶
01:07:28然后
01:07:30她点了一颗核弹
01:07:32那一夜
01:07:33全阵的人都被送去见了奶奶
01:07:36很不错的地狱笑话
01:07:44说吧
01:07:49齐温然小时候有一段被拐卖的经历
01:07:53你知道吧
01:07:54听说过
01:07:56与其说是理想行
01:07:58倒不如说是白月光
01:08:00那她现在出国了
01:08:02你少看点短剧吧,大姐
01:08:04所有人都说她死了
01:08:07可居然不信
01:08:08每周都要去汇酒见几批美女
01:08:10到现在已经见了一万多克了
01:08:13你的冷酷令下霸度
01:08:20你带我来美容院干什么
01:08:21按摩啊
01:08:22你带我来美容院干什么
01:08:23按摩啊
01:08:24你带我来美容院干什么
01:08:28按摩啊
01:08:29你带我来美容院干什么
01:08:30按摩啊
01:08:31这个好
01:08:34我喜欢
01:08:35给我找个漂亮的小姐姐
01:08:37你好
01:08:39请问需要什么服务
01:08:40按摩
01:08:41我没艺人意见
01:08:42一会儿我怕我会睡着
01:08:44你要是先按完
01:08:45就先去把账结了
01:08:46这是我的会员卡
01:08:48谢了
01:08:50你挺不错的
01:08:52下次啊
01:08:53我请你和齐温然一起吃饭
01:08:55吃二十三块二毛五的麻辣汤
01:08:58那个叔叔
01:09:04给他
01:09:05我不要
01:09:09我花钱就得听我的
01:09:11不然我怕齐温然怪我带坏
01:09:13我太坏了
01:09:15行吧
01:09:16你醒客
01:09:17你说了算
01:09:19先生
01:09:20请给我来
01:09:21来
01:09:23来
01:09:24来
01:09:25来
01:09:26来
01:09:27来
01:09:28来
01:09:29来
01:09:30来
01:09:31来
01:09:32来
01:09:33我要最贵的
01:09:35要最贵的
01:09:36要最贵的
01:09:37好的小姐
01:09:38我还有事
01:09:39我就先不按了
01:09:43你什么时候还有这家店的会员卡了
01:09:46我没有啊
01:09:47所以 冯医兽真是被坑了
01:09:50你为什么要坑他
01:09:53因为他告诉了你
01:09:55齐温然白月光的事
01:09:57跟这没关系
01:09:58和你的反应告诉我
01:10:00你分明在意的不行
01:10:02闭嘴
01:10:04你的冷漠
01:10:06淋下巴
01:10:07你就不能跟那个小泰迪学得好
01:10:24按摩完了是吧
01:10:25是的
01:10:26激光脱毛也做完了
01:10:31激光脱毛
01:10:32先生
01:10:40先生
01:10:41拉里不对吗
01:10:43先生
01:10:50先生
01:10:54对今天的服务还满意吗
01:10:56先生
01:10:58先生 请问刷卡还是现金 这是账单
01:11:06好的 稍等
01:11:12先生 这张卡好像本店不能用
01:11:15怎么不能用 这不又是你家会员卡吗
01:11:28夫人在干什么
01:11:40听说是去给您挑生日礼物了
01:11:42说行吗 前两年一清局送的生日礼物
01:11:47我都直接让人丢仓库了 待会儿得让人找找
01:11:51说
01:12:02陆起
01:12:06怎么了 破产了吗 我没钱
01:12:11讲个笑话 掌管全球命脉的大总裁 说自己没钱
01:12:17你们两口子一起扣子得了
01:12:21你见到一清局了
01:12:23是啊 脱毛之恨
01:12:26不够待天
01:12:28你现在的精神状态还好吧
01:12:32脱您的福
01:12:34在理智和风之间就差一个一清局
01:12:38那你风去吧
01:12:40喂 喂
01:12:45去查一查风一圣 今天做了些什么又见了些什么人
01:12:49又见了些什么人
01:12:53好的
01:12:54又要加班
01:12:58最近表现不错
01:12:59赚工资
01:13:01只查风上吗
01:13:02在对一个人有了基础好感之后 要懂得尊重他
01:13:13不愧是
01:13:15在这个不设幻善爱就是挖眼的流星趋势下
01:13:19可谓是总裁借的一股清流
01:13:21这个到底要记下来 等七七年长大了再传给他
01:13:25再传给他
01:13:26这个是给先生的礼物 麻烦你帮我收好
01:13:31麻烦你帮我收好
01:13:32嗯 好
01:13:34先生 你回来了
01:13:43今天去哪儿了
01:13:44今天去了美容院 还有其他的一些地方
01:13:48其他的地方
01:13:49其他的地方
01:13:51我可以不说吗
01:13:53别问了
01:13:54除非你不想要生日惊喜
01:13:56搞得跟让丈夫抱贝咸成的小媳妇似
01:14:02姚琪啊
01:14:03你最近是不是太闲了
01:14:05姚琪啊
01:14:06姚琪啊
01:14:07姚琪啊
01:14:08姚琪啊
01:14:09姚琪啊
01:14:10姚琪啊
01:14:11姚琪啊
01:14:19姚琪啊
01:14:20姚琪啊
01:14:21姚琪啊
01:14:22姚琪啊
01:14:23姚琪啊
01:14:24姚琪啊
01:14:25姚琪啊
01:14:26姚琪啊
01:14:27姚琪啊
01:14:28姚琪啊
01:14:29姚琪啊
01:14:30姚琪啊
01:14:31姚琪啊
01:14:32姚琪啊
01:14:33姚琪啊
01:14:34姚琪啊
01:14:35姚琪啊
01:14:36姚琪啊
01:14:37姚琪啊
01:14:38姚琪啊
01:14:39I don't want to love you.
01:14:41I don't know.
01:14:43It's a woman who is in love with me.
01:14:47Let's go.
01:14:49M.S.C.E. is定 at 7 p.m.
01:14:51The email address will be sent to your email.
01:14:57You gave me a name called 奇緣.
01:14:59Although you can put on the heat of the騎士,
01:15:02but you're sure that's not a problem.
01:15:04奇緣是騎士旁之的一個小姐名字。
01:15:07十多年前就失蹤了,
01:15:09應該是已經死了。
01:15:11按理說,
01:15:12用她的名字問題不大。
01:15:14那就行。
01:15:16先生,
01:15:17我們查到二師兄那位姓騎的老闆是誰了。
01:15:20奇緣,
01:15:22是之前失蹤的騎家旁之二小姐。
01:15:25奇緣?
01:15:34有什麼苦?
01:15:37有什麼苦?
01:15:42讓鞍叉的人行動。
01:15:44今晚晚夜結束後,
01:15:45二師兄這個名字,
01:15:47必須徹底消失在這個世界上。
01:15:50這鞋鞋也太高了。
01:16:03還有這個披肩,
01:16:05薄得跟沒有一樣。
01:16:07不知道啊,
01:16:08還以為我披著相鑽的文帳?
01:16:10你有沒有興趣做一個喇叭美女?
01:16:14我還沒怎麼出席過上樓社會的活動。
01:16:20應該不會被認出來了。
01:16:30呦,
01:16:31原來是二師兄的老闆。
01:16:34我們家的保姆誇過你們家的豬肉很新鮮。
01:16:37就是不知道奇小姐的腰,
01:16:40會不會像那軟嫩的豬肉一樣。
01:16:44這……
01:16:45哎呀,
01:16:46王哥,
01:16:47小心你的大肚男隔著人家了。
01:16:49哎呀,
01:16:50我說呢,
01:16:51這一進來就聞到一股噁心的味道。
01:16:55原來是那個養豬的來了。
01:17:02可人沾邊的事兒你是樣樣不做。
01:17:06就你這胳膊,
01:17:07趕上我家豬妖粗了。
01:17:08你好意思往人身上來。
01:17:10你……
01:17:13你……
01:17:14你知道我是誰嗎?
01:17:15敢這麼跟我說話?
01:17:17別瞪了。
01:17:20老是低著頭看你,
01:17:22我脖子都酸了。
01:17:23你……
01:17:25差不多行了。
01:17:27你別忘了,
01:17:28他姓齊。
01:17:29你……
01:17:34味道不錯啊。
01:17:41不好意思啊,
01:17:42我聞錯了,
01:17:43原來是狐臭。
01:17:44You!
01:17:46You!
01:17:47You wait for me!
01:17:52I'm going to get a shit.
01:18:00Your thing felled.
01:18:05Your thing felled.
01:18:08You're so weak!
01:18:10Oh
01:18:40谢谢叔叔
01:18:4426岁被老婆叫叔叔
01:18:48我这是未来可亲
01:18:51叔叔
01:18:53你蹲着干嘛
01:18:54跑呀
01:18:55你以为我不行吗
01:18:57但是跑了
01:18:59不就等于把我有问题几个大字摆在名面上吗
01:19:02秦伟然
01:19:04你不是不记女色吗
01:19:06赶紧走赶紧走
01:19:07我刚刚的鬼话
01:19:25秦伟然竟然真的信了
01:19:27完蛋
01:19:46被发现了
01:19:48暴露在秦伟然面前
01:19:50这跟灯众妈是有什么区别
01:19:52谢谢
01:19:54瞬间清醒
01:19:56先生
01:20:03老公家暴
01:20:05恶婆婆冷嘲热讽
01:20:08最好的闺蜜勾引老公
01:20:11无数次的忍让
01:20:13换来的是变本加烈
01:20:15你记性真不用招好
01:20:22我现在给你去你的示意吗
01:20:25只要把披肩放下
01:20:28就可以聆听你的复仇故事
01:20:31这个时候能赶死的系统怎么还不滚出来
01:20:35不就是电机吗
01:20:37来啊
01:20:38在听复仇故事之前
01:20:40你是不是应该解释一下
01:20:45你为什么会在这儿
01:20:46或者
01:20:46我是不是应该称呼你为
01:20:49齐小姐
01:20:51你倒是瞒得深了
01:20:58一清觉
01:20:59你知不知道
01:21:01就差一点
01:21:02你所有的努力
01:21:04都会因为我迁怒一个跟你毫无关系的人
01:21:07而会一旦
01:21:08先生我错
01:21:11不管错了什么
01:21:13先认错肯定是没毛病的
01:21:16齐县长
01:21:18原理你在这儿啊
01:21:20怎么了
01:21:21有事吗
01:21:22啊
01:21:23我们周老板
01:21:24想请您喝一杯
01:21:25华文果然是假的
01:21:28怎么可能年纪轻轻不尽色
01:21:30瞧瞧
01:21:31这不正好通知让我抓过正着吗
01:21:33就和周总说
01:21:34我知道了
01:21:36嗯
01:21:36好的
01:21:37先生
01:22:00我先进去了
01:22:01免得他们知道我跟你的关系
01:22:04影响其实的声誉
01:22:06本来就被人骂
01:22:10这要是让人知道
01:22:12我是一清觉
01:22:13不得把他们笑死
01:22:15被人骂
01:22:17哟
01:22:25养猪的来了
01:22:27狗改不了知识
01:22:29你
01:22:30今天什么风
01:22:47把齐总吹到我这儿来了
01:22:52怎么
01:22:53周总
01:22:54不欢迎我
01:22:56秦总
01:22:58说笑了
01:22:59即使没有情铁
01:23:01你要想来
01:23:02谁能拦得住啊
01:23:04的确如此
01:23:06情况不对
01:23:09此地不宜久留
01:23:11周总
01:23:24这位是二兄的老板
01:23:26齐小姐
01:23:27你应该听说过吧
01:23:29话说
01:23:30话说齐总
01:23:30你跟这位
01:23:31齐小姐
01:23:32都是一个姓氏
01:23:33莫非
01:23:34是一家人
01:23:36周总可别乱说呢
01:23:40齐先生
01:23:41怎么可能跟着养猪的
01:23:42是一家人
01:23:43我说呢
01:23:45一个穷孙户
01:23:46怎么能突然变得有钱
01:23:49原来是蹭出来的
01:23:53他姓齐
01:23:58有什么问题吗
01:24:02很会吧
01:24:03这齐员真是齐家人
01:24:05不是说这骑士螃蟹
01:24:07都死光了吗
01:24:08好
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