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00:00:00Oh my god, Henley.
00:00:06Oh god.
00:00:08Oh my god.
00:00:10You're covered in coffee.
00:00:13Yeah, of course.
00:00:14I came as soon as I got Mom's message.
00:00:16What happened?
00:00:17I skipped breakfast and fainted on the track.
00:00:20It's no big deal.
00:00:21You had me so worried.
00:00:23It'd take more than an empty stomach to kill me off.
00:00:26You're right.
00:00:27You know what?
00:00:28Let me go grab you some food.
00:00:30Okay?
00:00:34I'm afraid it's the situation.
00:00:36Mom?
00:00:37I'm sorry.
00:00:38The doctor has some bad news.
00:00:40What?
00:00:41I'm sorry.
00:00:42Your sister has leukemia.
00:00:44Our insurance is expired.
00:00:47There's no way we can pay for her treatment.
00:00:49Don't worry.
00:00:50I'll figure something out.
00:00:51You just go and look after Henley for a moment, okay?
00:00:54Okay.
00:00:55Okay?
00:00:58Oh my god.
00:01:02What am I gonna do?
00:01:04I'm only on minimum wage.
00:01:06There are other ways to pay.
00:01:09Tell me.
00:01:10Are you single?
00:01:11What?
00:01:12What's that got to do with anything?
00:01:14It might just save your sister's life.
00:01:16A deluxe mail order ride service?
00:01:26Hello.
00:01:27Dig out your best dress, Harry Douglas.
00:01:42We found you a bidder.
00:01:44You been the most part of your business?
00:01:45How are you for that?
00:01:46Now let's go back later.
00:01:47.
00:01:50I'm a bidder.
00:01:52.
00:01:53.
00:01:55I'm a bidder.
00:01:56.
00:01:57.
00:01:58Your Royal Highness, Princess Dima has arrived.
00:02:24Excellent. We can finally confirm our engagement.
00:02:27The thing is, we're not exactly sure where in the castle she is.
00:02:30She was last seen speaking to your cousin.
00:02:33Marcus is here.
00:02:34We'll find him before he starts any trouble.
00:02:36No need. I know exactly where he'll be.
00:02:49Dima!
00:02:50Edward!
00:02:52I'm sorry, my love. I don't know what came over me.
00:02:56I do.
00:02:57She wanted a taste of the true heir to the throne.
00:03:02Your Majesty, please.
00:03:05No.
00:03:06If either of you step foot in this palace again, I will have you both executed for treason. Now get out.
00:03:24I guess there won't be a royal wedding after all.
00:03:31It took years to arrange your marriage to Princess Dima. And now you're throwing our new alliance with Lathina away?
00:03:48I wasn't the one fucking someone else on the throne.
00:03:51You watch your language, boy.
00:03:52She was having sex with cousin Marcus on our seat of power. The one he craves for himself.
00:04:00Surely you can't expect me to still marry her.
00:04:02I'll travel to Lathina and clear up your mess. But there will be a royal wedding. You are to find a new bride worthy of this crown.
00:04:14I'm sorry, my dad, I'm sorry. Your wife is so funny!
00:04:19ARRIE DOUGLAS
00:04:47ARRIE DOUGLAS
00:04:50lugging the
00:05:03ARRIE DOUGLAS
00:05:05I think I'm just going to go, really, honestly, I can't tell you.
00:05:08Your Highness.
00:05:14Prince Edward.
00:05:22His Royal Highness Prince Edward Piersman of Australia.
00:05:25That's your service.
00:05:27Ari Douglas of Queens.
00:05:31Not a bad start.
00:05:32This is a joke, right?
00:05:34I mean, why would a prince need a mayor or a bride?
00:05:37Have I read your profile?
00:05:39You're smart, beautiful, talented.
00:05:43But you're hiding something.
00:05:45You don't want money, you need it.
00:05:48You don't know anything about me.
00:05:50Precisely.
00:05:52So are you going to change that, or should I just assume that you are a gold digger like all the rest?
00:06:00You have a great day, Your Highness.
00:06:04Back to the airport, sir?
00:06:05No.
00:06:06Follow her.
00:06:07How are you feeling, Till?
00:06:09How are you feeling, Till?
00:06:10Why do people keep treating me like I'm dying?
00:06:11We're just worried about you.
00:06:12What's wrong?
00:06:13I think I'm hallucinating.
00:06:14What?
00:06:15Isn't that Prince Edward?
00:06:16What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:17Ari, you're speaking to literal royalty.
00:06:35Yeah, it's all right.
00:06:38What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:40Ari, you're speaking to literal royalty.
00:06:43No, it's all right.
00:06:45We bumped into each other as I toured the hospital, and I was a little rude.
00:06:49I apologize, Miss Douglas.
00:06:53Could I have a word outside?
00:07:03You're doing this for your sister.
00:07:05Well done. Gold star for the prince.
00:07:08If you marry me, I will pay for her whole treatment.
00:07:13Anything she needs.
00:07:15Wait, you're serious?
00:07:17Yes.
00:07:19But if you'll permit me, there is one last thing I must test.
00:07:24What now?
00:07:42What now?
00:07:54I love you, sis.
00:07:55Australian tradition dictates that you mustn't see each other again until your wedding day.
00:08:07What? So you just kissed me and left?
00:08:09I'm to escort you to Australia as soon as you're done here.
00:08:11But I must gas you to keep the engagement a secret.
00:08:14Why?
00:08:15Every move a royal mech is in the spotlight.
00:08:17It's just one of the many things you're going to have to get used to.
00:08:20And fast.
00:08:22Your new life starts now.
00:08:25Ma'am?
00:08:37This is Prince Edward's younger brother, Prince Xavier.
00:08:40Oh, hi.
00:08:42Um...
00:08:43Greetings, your royal highness.
00:08:46My god.
00:09:03Did nobody even teach you how to curtsy?
00:09:12God, I'm sorry.
00:09:14Although that really was the worst curtsy I think I've ever seen.
00:09:20So you're the famous Ari Douglas I've heard so much about.
00:09:24I'm Edward's younger, funnier, more handsome, more charismatic little brother.
00:09:30Sorry you ended up with the dud, but, um...
00:09:33Hey, but we still have time to fall in love, run away before the wedding.
00:09:39Come with me.
00:09:44Uh, this is our little fixer-upper.
00:09:48Your room's round about the 312th on the left.
00:09:53I imagine you want to settle in and rest, but...
00:10:00Already late for our first appointment.
00:10:04Thank you, sir.
00:10:10I'm back in.
00:10:17We're back in the morning.
00:10:19Well?
00:10:26Thank you, thank you for having me.
00:10:27From rags to riches, let's make you a princess.
00:10:57Yes, queen. Or should I say, yes, future queen. I've never seen myself like this.
00:11:07Now strap those heels.
00:11:18Why did Adelaide find a savage? Isn't it obvious?
00:11:23She's a whore. You must have fallen in love with her, almost between her legs.
00:11:29She'll be gone as soon as he gets bored of fucking a present.
00:11:40Go away!
00:11:49So this is true?
00:11:52Who are you?
00:11:53Your predecessor.
00:12:00You have a very pretty face.
00:12:04If you want to keep it that way, leave while you still can.
00:12:08Is that a threat?
00:12:09No, no, it's a warning.
00:12:12Edward is not the man he makes out to be.
00:12:22And trust me, my darling, you weren't the first one to fall for his trap.
00:12:29Harry?
00:12:31Harry, you're not leaving, are you?
00:12:37Harry?
00:12:39Harry?
00:12:40Harry, I've been transferred to the best cancer hospital in Manhattan.
00:13:01My treatment's being paid for by some anonymous donor.
00:13:03That's great, Hen.
00:13:05I feel like I can finally breathe again.
00:13:07Oh, gotta go. Dog's here. Love you.
00:13:10Love you.
00:13:12Harry? Harry?
00:13:14It's your big day.
00:13:15Okay.
00:13:16Let's get this over with.
00:13:17Let's get this over with.
00:13:19Harry?
00:13:24We're all pretty.
00:13:25Harry, I'm so sorry.
00:13:28Harry, it's so sorry, Harry.
00:13:30Harry, it's so sorry, Harry, it's your big day.
00:13:32Okay.
00:13:34Let's get this over with.
00:13:36you look radiant thank you I'm sorry it's not the royal wedding you might have expected
00:14:03my father I'm just doing this friendly dearly beloved we are gathered here today to join this
00:14:09man and this woman in holy matrimony Prince Edward your vows Ari though it was circumstance that
00:14:18brought us together it is love that will bind us with this ring I commit to you my heart
00:14:28my spirit and my soul let us share our lives until they are well spent and spend them well together
00:14:38do you Edward take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife I do and do you Ariana take this man
00:14:48to be a lawfully wedded husband I do and I now pronounce you husband and wife you may kiss the
00:15:02bride arrest that man arrest that man
00:15:10what's the meaning of this you know exactly what you did you bastard explain yourself
00:15:20last night the Prince Edward here decided to pay a little visit to my beloved fiance what fiance
00:15:28princess demon I only went there to retrieve the royal wedding and this is what he did to me when I
00:15:42refused to give it to him that is a lie take him away you don't believe them do you Ari Ari Ari Ari
00:15:54comfortable cousin
00:16:05it was you that put those brutus on Dema what do you care besides you've got your American Barbie
00:16:15princess now anyway what happened to you we used to be like brothers if we were brothers then there
00:16:23wouldn't be a problem I'd already have the crown that's what this is about discredit me in order to
00:16:30steal my birthright it's just as much my birthright as it is yours my father should have fought for what
00:16:36was rightfully his he was a younger twin by what 12 minutes was it your father was only given the airship
00:16:42because he was the favorite son and you are willing to destroy our family of such nonsense
00:16:49I am but it doesn't have to go that way cousin simply relinquish your claim to the throne to me
00:16:59and I'll drop the charges they won't stand anyway oh they will I have every high court judge in my back
00:17:07pocket if you even try and take this to trial I will ruin you
00:17:37reach the chicken pen but it's all out of hens leave a message and I'll clock you back
00:17:50and I'll do it
00:18:20That's going to take some getting used to.
00:18:50It's an honour to finally meet you, Your Majesty.
00:18:59I wish I could say the same.
00:19:02It's good that you're here, though.
00:19:04Sign this.
00:19:07An annulment agreement?
00:19:09Well, I presume your ridiculous marriage has not been consummated yet due to my son's situation.
00:19:16Sign the contract and let's end this foolishness.
00:19:20I can't.
00:19:21You can, and you will.
00:19:24No.
00:19:25Edward promised me that he'd pay for my sister's cancer tuition, and I can't let her down.
00:19:30Well, if it's just the money you're here for, have it.
00:19:40This feels wrong.
00:19:42Either you sign, or we force you to.
00:19:46Trust me, we still keep some nasty traditions.
00:19:50Listen, this balance.
00:20:02All right.
00:20:09You asked me to find a bride worthy of the crown.
00:20:12So I did.
00:20:13The girls are commoner.
00:20:15No, father.
00:20:17She is my wife.
00:20:19I will not let you change that.
00:20:31I'm so sorry for today.
00:20:33I don't want your apologies.
00:20:36I want the truth.
00:20:39Did you hurt Princess Dima?
00:20:41Oh, no.
00:20:45My cousin Marcus is trying to smear my reputation.
00:20:48Why should I believe you?
00:20:52Why do you think you're here, Ari?
00:20:54I don't know.
00:20:56I was supposed to marry Princess Dima for political reasons.
00:21:01When she cheated on me, I made a vow to only marry the person that I wanted.
00:21:06And then I found you.
00:21:09We apparently know each other.
00:21:10Then give me a chance.
00:21:13I saw how you would go to any length to save your sister.
00:21:17And it resonated with me because...
00:21:20I lost my mother to cancer.
00:21:26Edward.
00:21:27Ari, I fell in love with your humanity.
00:21:31And now I'm asking that you trust in mine.
00:21:36I'm innocent.
00:21:39Edward, you're shaking.
00:21:41You're shaking.
00:21:41I never kissed the bride.
00:22:00It's still our wedding day for another five minutes.
00:22:03I can't believe you did all of this for any of my family, Edward.
00:22:05I can't wait to tell them that we're married.
00:22:06I can't wait to tell them that we're married.
00:22:08I can't wait to tell them that we're married.
00:22:12I can't believe you did all of this for any of my family, Edward.
00:22:14I can't wait to tell them that we're married.
00:22:16Mom?
00:22:17Mom?
00:22:18Mom?
00:22:19Mom?
00:22:20Mom?
00:22:21Mom?
00:22:22Mom?
00:22:23Mom?
00:22:24Mom?
00:22:25Mom?
00:22:26What's wrong?
00:22:27I didn't listen to K Australian for a few days?
00:22:39I don't either.
00:22:39Mom?
00:22:40I can't believe you did all of this for any of my family, Edward.
00:22:44I can't wait to tell them that we're married.
00:22:47Well, I can't wait to tell them that we're married.
00:22:51Mom?
00:22:52Mom?
00:22:52What's wrong?
00:22:53оно is in a coma.
00:22:57So you ran off to get hitched while your sister fights for her life?
00:23:05It wasn't like that.
00:23:07That big shiny ring suggests otherwise.
00:23:11Edward is paying for him, these treatments.
00:23:14He's the reason that she's in this hospital.
00:23:16Why?
00:23:17What does he get out of it?
00:23:19Me.
00:23:22You sold yourself to him.
00:23:24Is that what you're telling me?
00:23:27Friendly, Mom.
00:23:29Friendly.
00:23:35This is Dr. Mortimer, my private physician.
00:23:40I recommend we perform a stem cell transplant right away.
00:23:44It's risky, but it could save Henley's life.
00:23:47Ari, your medical record shows you could be an ideal donor.
00:23:51Just show me where to sign, Doc.
00:23:53I don't even know this person.
00:23:55She could be a quack.
00:23:56If Edward trusts him, then so do I.
00:23:59We will get both of you prepped for surgery immediately.
00:24:03Oh, sweetheart, here.
00:24:19Have some water.
00:24:23He hasn't left your side.
00:24:25I'm so sorry about before.
00:24:28I was just struggling so much without you here.
00:24:33Henley.
00:24:34She's still sleeping.
00:24:36But the surgery was a success.
00:24:37I can't believe what you did for your sister.
00:24:42Selling yourself to this man.
00:24:46What they're saying about him in the papers.
00:24:50It's all lies, Mom.
00:24:52Mom, someone's trying to get him.
00:24:55Doctor, Ari's awake.
00:24:58I can't.
00:25:02Ever.
00:25:07Ever.
00:25:07Ever.
00:25:09Ever.
00:25:12No.
00:25:12I won't let only be mama.
00:25:14Ever.
00:25:17Ever.
00:25:17Ever.
00:25:18Ever.
00:25:19Ever.
00:25:19Ever.
00:25:20Ever.
00:25:20Ever.
00:25:24Ever.
00:25:24Ever.
00:25:25Oh, my God.
00:25:33Ellen!
00:25:42Fucking drop that part!
00:25:52I'm not you, pal.
00:25:56That wasn't very nice.
00:25:59Field trip's over.
00:26:00We need to get you and the princess to a safe house.
00:26:02No.
00:26:26How are you feeling now?
00:26:28Who the hell were they, Edward?
00:26:31They must have been sent by Marcus.
00:26:33He wants the throne that badly that he'd try and kill his own cousin.
00:26:37Try to put it out your mind.
00:26:39I can't.
00:26:42I can't stop thinking about how close I came to losing you.
00:26:45And I nearly lost you.
00:26:47You would have sacrificed yourself to save me.
00:26:51Why?
00:26:53You know why?
00:26:57Say it, Ari.
00:27:01Say it.
00:27:03Because I love you, Edward.
00:27:05I can't let you go.
00:27:08I can't let you go.
00:27:09I can't...
00:27:10I can't let you go.
00:27:12I can't let you go.
00:27:14You know what I was waiting for?
00:27:16I can't let you go.
00:27:18You know why?
00:27:19I can't let you go.
00:27:21I should go.
00:27:22I don't know.
00:27:52Hello.
00:28:03I'm sorry, did I wake you?
00:28:07Oh wow. Again?
00:28:09Yeah, well, I was going to take us to breakfast, but we're not allowed to be.
00:28:19Percy.
00:28:21So much for this being a safe room.
00:28:23Sorry, Your Highnesses, but we need to get you back to Australia right away.
00:28:26But I wanted to see Henley first.
00:28:28Yes, and I wanted to get some answers from the assassin.
00:28:31Well, that could be difficult. He's just been murdered in a cell.
00:28:34Someone didn't want him to talk.
00:28:36Marcus.
00:28:37I know it's not the perfect honeymoon, but we used to spend every Christmas at Oakville when I was a boy.
00:28:54It was my mother's favorite place.
00:28:58No wonder. It's beautiful.
00:29:01Can I help you, sir?
00:29:10I'm here to escort Prince Edward and Princess Arya on their honeymoon.
00:29:13Prince Edward is welcome. The lady is not.
00:29:16Excuse me?
00:29:17King's orders, Your Highness. He doesn't recognize her as a member of the royal family.
00:29:23How dare you question my wife to just, Missy?
00:29:29I'll have you discharged.
00:29:31I'll deal with this.
00:29:33Let us through you, lad. That's an order.
00:29:39Your order doesn't outtrack the king's.
00:29:41Actually, in matters of security, it does.
00:29:44There's currently a threat on the lives of both the prince and the princess.
00:29:48Do you want their deaths on your conscience?
00:29:55Oh, easy.
00:29:58I'm sorry, my love. This is outrageous.
00:30:01Oh, believe me, this is not my first traffic fight.
00:30:04Let me show you how we resolve things the American way.
00:30:09Well, you've been about as useful as a screen door in a submarine, kid.
00:30:39You know, I like this better than the palace. It feels more... I don't know.
00:30:49Like home.
00:30:51Yeah, if your home has 23 bathrooms, 30,000 acres, and a dozen horses, then sure.
00:30:56Oh, you'll love this.
00:31:01Every Christmas, we used to put a plane for the adults.
00:31:05Aw, were you Peter Pan?
00:31:07One year.
00:31:08And here is my costume from the Nutcracker.
00:31:13Oh.
00:31:15Oh.
00:31:19Prince Charming.
00:31:22At your service, me late.
00:31:24Oh, my hero.
00:31:31It suits you.
00:31:34Maybe our kids will wear these one day.
00:31:36Good practice for the real thing.
00:31:42Ah.
00:31:43Another family tradition.
00:31:46My first kill, in fact.
00:31:49Wait.
00:31:50You killed this stag?
00:31:54Edward, that's horrible.
00:31:57Edward, that's horrible.
00:31:59Well, no.
00:32:00It's heritage.
00:32:02There are mounts here, dating back to the 18th century.
00:32:06Oh, really?
00:32:07And did they use a guillotine to chop off their heads?
00:32:11You're being ridiculous.
00:32:13Me?
00:32:14I find it ridiculous, no barbaric, that you could butcher one of these creatures for sport.
00:32:19No, we don't butcher them.
00:32:21We have the utmost respect for our game.
00:32:24Your game.
00:32:25Your game.
00:32:26If you had respect for your game, you wouldn't call it your game.
00:32:30God, how could I have been so wrong about you?
00:32:33What does that mean?
00:32:35You're just like one of them.
00:32:36A little snob with a big gun.
00:32:39You're judging me because of my class.
00:32:42Yes.
00:32:44Killing things to impress people?
00:32:45It's horrible.
00:32:47Beg your pardon?
00:32:48Not now, Percy.
00:32:49Not now, Percy.
00:32:50Apologies, your highnesses.
00:32:51But I think you're going to want to see this.
00:32:56How are you feeling now, your highness?
00:32:57See for yourself.
00:33:06Edward has to face justice.
00:33:08We can't be ruled by a criminal.
00:33:10The prince is innocent until proven guilty.
00:33:13And he'll have his day in court.
00:33:16There is something else you should know about him.
00:33:19Darling?
00:33:21He called off our wedding so that he could marry an American prostitute named Harry Douglas.
00:33:28How dare they?
00:33:30These people are not fit to wear the crown.
00:33:32We'd make a better king and queen than my cousin Edward and his yank whore.
00:33:38A persuasive argument.
00:33:40Let's hope the public disagrees.
00:33:46You've not only brought this family into disrepute, Edward, but the crown itself.
00:33:52You really believe the accusations?
00:33:54Will they tally with your reckless decision to marry this commoner?
00:33:59I'll give you one last chance to end this farce.
00:34:02Sign the annulment and we'll deny everything to the press.
00:34:09No.
00:34:11Arya is my wife.
00:34:13Now and forever.
00:34:15So be it.
00:34:18Your marriage stands.
00:34:20You honor me, father.
00:34:21Father.
00:34:22I'm not only father to you.
00:34:24I'm father to this nation.
00:34:26And I will not have you jeopardize the crown.
00:34:30Xavier.
00:34:32You shall be my successor.
00:34:34And the new crown prince of Estria.
00:34:40You can't do that.
00:34:42It goes against convention, but these are unconventional times.
00:34:46No, you can't do that because I don't want it.
00:34:49It's not about what you want.
00:34:52We're at war with your cousin.
00:34:54And maybe with Lathena soon too.
00:34:56We need a show of strength.
00:34:58Giving in to Marcus's games?
00:35:00That's a show of strength?
00:35:02It wipes the slate clean.
00:35:05Xavier will be the new face of the monarchy.
00:35:08You'll marry a woman of stature and sire and heir.
00:35:12Are you blind?
00:35:14Or do you just ignore what's right in front of you?
00:35:16What are you talking about now?
00:35:18I won't marry.
00:35:20I won't have an heir.
00:35:22And I won't be king.
00:35:24Because I'm gay.
00:35:25The monarchy is above sexuality, Xavier.
00:35:26Is your crown too tight around the cranium?
00:35:28I'd rather announce all my titles than continue living this lie.
00:35:31What have I done to deserve these boys?
00:35:32You know, that's a good question.
00:35:34You have two incredible, brave sons.
00:35:36But you didn't do anything to deserve them.
00:35:38No, I'm warning you, father.
00:35:40No, honestly, it's okay.
00:35:42You know, I'm not.
00:35:43You're not.
00:35:45I'm not.
00:35:47I'm not.
00:35:49Your father's man.
00:35:50You're not.
00:35:51I'm not.
00:35:53I'm not.
00:35:54I'm not.
00:35:55I'm not.
00:35:56I'm not.
00:35:57you didn't do anything to deserve them.
00:35:59No, I'm warning you, father.
00:36:00No, honestly, it's okay.
00:36:02I've got this.
00:36:04You think I'm scared of you, Maxwell?
00:36:06I'm not.
00:36:07I'm just so disappointed.
00:36:10You see, I never met my dad.
00:36:12And when we first met, I thought I would finally feel what it's like to have a real father.
00:36:18And now, honestly, I'm...
00:36:20I wish I'd never found out.
00:36:24You say you're father to the nation.
00:36:27You're not even a good father to your own sons.
00:36:49What's this?
00:36:50Oh, that's black pudding.
00:36:53It's, um, made from blood.
00:36:57You don't have to eat it.
00:36:59No, no, it's fine.
00:37:00I'll try it.
00:37:03Actually, I wanted to apologize for yesterday about the stag thing.
00:37:07After our argument with your dad, I kind of, I realized how different our upbringings were.
00:37:14It wasn't fair to judge you for that.
00:37:18I appreciate that.
00:37:20And, um, what you said to him, too.
00:37:27Yep.
00:37:28Morning.
00:37:38The king has arranged for Princess Arie to make her first public appearance.
00:37:42What?
00:37:43He said, and I quote, um, put that girl on TV.
00:37:47She's got some fire in her belly.
00:37:49She thinks we can beat Marcus by winning over the people.
00:37:52Well, that is great news.
00:37:54He did have one stipulation.
00:37:57You're to return to the palace, ma'am, for lessons in etiquette.
00:38:00And he'll be your personal tutor.
00:38:14Princess Ariana.
00:38:15Forgive me.
00:38:23My behavior has been unbecoming.
00:38:27Yeah, I don't really know what that means, but, um, apologies to send it.
00:38:32Estrians respect their kings, but they love their queens.
00:38:36So, we have to work on your decorum.
00:38:39Thankfully, you'll be learning from the best.
00:38:42That's not a very decorum-y thing to say, your majesty.
00:38:44The word you're looking for is decorous.
00:38:47And I'm not talking about myself.
00:38:49I'm talking about your mother-in-law.
00:38:57Christmas is a time of joy.
00:39:00Notice her posture.
00:39:01And of her.
00:39:02Her poise.
00:39:04Of strata.
00:39:05As though you have an iron rod.
00:39:06Across the street.
00:39:08To everyone watching.
00:39:09This is your etiquette lesson, not mine.
00:39:12Repeat after.
00:39:13My husband and I would like to wish you a very merry Christmas.
00:39:20Well, you said all the words in with the right heart.
00:39:25What was she like?
00:39:28A lot like you.
00:39:29She had a very kind way with people.
00:39:32Her charity work was her life.
00:39:35Boys were devastated to lose her.
00:39:37And you?
00:39:43It's never been the same without her.
00:39:52She's an inspiration?
00:39:54Yes.
00:39:55Our next queen has a lot to live up to.
00:39:58Good evening.
00:40:03Tonight I'm joined by Prince Edward's new bride, Princess Ariana.
00:40:07Welcome, Your Royal Highness.
00:40:10Good evening.
00:40:12Esther was shocked to learn about your recent marriage.
00:40:14Could you tell us more about how you met Prince Edward?
00:40:17We met in my hometown of Queens.
00:40:19Edward found that very serendipitous.
00:40:22Princess Dima alerted that you were working as a prostitute there.
00:40:26No, that is not true.
00:40:28So you are calling your fellow princess a liar?
00:40:31She was misinformed.
00:40:33To be clear, did Prince Edward ever pay you for your services?
00:40:37No, not in that way.
00:40:38So he has paid you?
00:40:40I'd rather not discuss.
00:40:41Ma'am, the public has a right to know who their new princess really is.
00:40:45So I would ask you again.
00:40:48Did Prince Edward ever pay you for your services?
00:41:06All right, yes.
00:41:08He paid for me.
00:41:09I was his mail order bride.
00:41:11And maybe that's just as much as scandal.
00:41:13But marrying Prince Edward is the best thing that I have ever done.
00:41:20My sister was fighting cancer.
00:41:22And I needed the money to save her.
00:41:24And he gave me that.
00:41:26But he gave me so much more.
00:41:29I'm not talking about the crown or the castles.
00:41:32I'm talking about his love.
00:41:34And his kindness.
00:41:36And his respect.
00:41:39And yes, I am calling Princess Dima a liar.
00:41:42I don't know why she wants to ruin us.
00:41:44Maybe she's bitter because Edward didn't forgive her after she was caught cheating on him with Prince Marcus.
00:41:50You can ask her about that.
00:41:52But what I do know is Edward is a good man.
00:41:57And yes, this started out as a transaction for sure.
00:42:00I needed the money to save my sister.
00:42:02And he needed to be saved for marrying a woman that he didn't love.
00:42:06But now my sister is getting better.
00:42:10And Edward has a wife who couldn't love him more.
00:42:12It's about time you started fighting back.
00:42:29Nice performance.
00:42:30Really appealing to the old heartstrings.
00:42:33It wasn't a performance.
00:42:34It's always a performance, princess.
00:42:37Only the people, they don't want love stories.
00:42:40They want dirt.
00:42:42That's why I'll win.
00:42:44Because I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty.
00:42:47As we discovered in New York.
00:42:49Are you referring to the assassination attempt?
00:42:52In fact, I'm the only reason you're still breathing.
00:42:57What?
00:42:58It was Athena who wanted you dead.
00:43:00But I convinced King Aithen to hold off.
00:43:05For now.
00:43:07See, he's willing to let you live so long as you...
00:43:10Give my airship to you.
00:43:13Clever boy.
00:43:15Make all the threats you want.
00:43:18I will prove my innocence in court.
00:43:20Oh, even if you are somehow able to convince my judge that Dima's the one lying,
00:43:27you won't convince her father.
00:43:30If you're found not guilty, he'll simply declare war.
00:43:34You just can't win.
00:43:36Your Highness, we're getting record engagements on our socials.
00:43:39People are going crazy for their new princess.
00:43:44Maybe they do want love stories after all.
00:43:46Oh, here's a good one.
00:43:57Starting a petition to rename Princess Harry the Queen of Spades.
00:44:01She just buried Princess Dima live on TV.
00:44:06Princess Harry is the best American import since...
00:44:09fried chicken waffles.
00:44:12God, you don't actually eat that, do you?
00:44:14Um, your brother literally made me try a sausage made of blood.
00:44:18Fair.
00:44:27Your wife's a sensation in the nation.
00:44:30Father's etiquette lesson's clearly paid off.
00:44:33Speaking of, listen to this.
00:44:36Princess Harry should give this year's Christmas speech.
00:44:39King Maxwell's are as dry as my husband's turkey dinner.
00:44:42Yes, I saw that one.
00:44:45In fact, it gave me an idea.
00:44:50Ma'am, we're ready for you.
00:44:53Ready for what?
00:44:59Whenever you're ready, Your Highness.
00:45:02My fellow Estrians.
00:45:04You know, that feels pretty strange to say.
00:45:07I'm sure you're used to spending your Christmases with King Maxwell.
00:45:11But, surprise, you've got me this year.
00:45:15You know, my own Christmases are usually spent with my family.
00:45:18My sister, my mom, and me.
00:45:21And yet, here I am, giving a speech to all of you.
00:45:25But it still feels the same.
00:45:28It feels like family.
00:45:30Because you have opened your hearts to me.
00:45:33And made me feel at home here.
00:45:36So, from the bottom of my heart,
00:45:38thank you.
00:45:40And Merry Christmas from the palace.
00:45:42You were amazing.
00:45:48We'll upload it to your new channel tonight.
00:45:50I just wish my family was really here.
00:45:58Well, I think you'll like your present, then.
00:46:00Merry Christmas, Ari.
00:46:02Hey!
00:46:02You know, I can't believe you're actually here.
00:46:10I can't believe you're here.
00:46:11You're a goddamn princess.
00:46:14Ari, what you did for me,
00:46:16I could never repay you.
00:46:18Well, you're getting better as payment and half.
00:46:21Oh, cool.
00:46:23I guess you won't be needing your present, then.
00:46:25I'll get to first.
00:46:26I wanted to get you something to say thank you.
00:46:29It's not quite Crown Jewels level,
00:46:30but...
00:46:34Thank you, Anne.
00:46:42Where's your half?
00:46:43I don't need it.
00:46:45You already gave me a part of yourself
00:46:47with the transplant.
00:46:48And now you'll have a part of me, too.
00:46:50Oh, Anne.
00:46:57Ari,
00:46:57I know you did all this for me.
00:47:00But are you really happy here?
00:47:04I don't know.
00:47:07I guess my life is just really different now.
00:47:09Edward,
00:47:20have you heard from your lawyers?
00:47:23They've hired a PI
00:47:24to look into Marcus's bribery of state officials.
00:47:27But
00:47:27he's covered his tracks.
00:47:33I'm not sure we can beat him.
00:47:35Ari,
00:47:36there's a New Year's street party tonight.
00:47:37And we have to go.
00:47:38You're not well enough.
00:47:39I've been here a whole week
00:47:40and you haven't let me out once.
00:47:42I want to go see Estria.
00:47:44Yeah, there'll be plenty of time for that
00:47:45when you're better.
00:47:46But I feel fine.
00:47:47I promise.
00:47:47I...
00:47:48No, Henley.
00:47:48We're working on a strategy for Edward's trial.
00:47:51We really don't have time for this.
00:47:58She's been cooped up for months.
00:47:59Must have been tough.
00:48:01Henley?
00:48:09Henley?
00:48:09Henley, look, I'm really sorry.
00:48:12We can celebrate here if you like.
00:48:15Henley, please.
00:48:16Look, I'm sorry.
00:48:17Can I come in?
00:48:24Damn it, Henley.
00:48:24Hey, have you seen this girl?
00:48:33Oh my God, Princess Ari.
00:48:34I'm...
00:48:35I'm...
00:48:35Please, please.
00:48:36She's missing and she's my sister, so...
00:48:38Oh yeah, she's just there doing some shots.
00:48:41What?
00:48:41What?
00:48:45What are you even doing here?
00:48:47Ari, please.
00:48:48Enough with the grown-up boys.
00:48:49You're still in recovery and you're underage.
00:48:52I'm not in this country.
00:48:52We're going home.
00:48:53Ari, please.
00:48:55Just let me have one night.
00:48:58I never thought I'd get to see another new year.
00:49:00I knew you'd pull the cancer off.
00:49:04Fine.
00:49:05But no more drinking.
00:49:06Love you, sis.
00:49:18Five, four, three, two, one!
00:49:22Happy New Year!
00:49:23Yay!
00:49:24Yay!
00:49:24Yay!
00:49:25Woo-hoo!
00:49:26Woo-hoo!
00:49:26Woo-hoo!
00:49:27Woo-hoo!
00:49:28Woo-hoo!
00:49:30Woo-hoo!
00:49:31Woo-hoo!
00:49:31Woo-hoo!
00:49:32Woo-hoo!
00:49:32Woo-hoo!
00:49:33Woo-hoo!
00:49:33Woo-hoo!
00:49:34Woo-hoo!
00:49:34Woo-hoo!
00:49:35Woo-hoo!
00:49:35Woo-hoo!
00:49:36Come on.
00:49:36Come on.
00:49:37I'm just having some fun.
00:49:38No.
00:49:39Don't you get it?
00:49:40I'm a public figure now.
00:49:41I have more important things to worry about than fun.
00:49:43Fine.
00:49:44Go back to your prince and your palace and your fancy new life.
00:49:48I'm sorry that I wanted to spend time with my sister.
00:49:52I guess she's just too important for that now.
00:49:55It's not what it looks like.
00:50:23It's not what it looks like.
00:50:28This creep grabbed me for like half a second before I threw him off.
00:50:31I'm surprised anyone had a chance to take a photo.
00:50:35Edward.
00:50:37Speak to me.
00:50:39Even if that is true, this is on every front page the day before my trial begins.
00:50:46Well, Dean Marcus must be behind it.
00:50:48It's another smear campaign.
00:50:51It's working.
00:50:53This will lose us to country's support just when we need it the most.
00:50:58Court is now in session.
00:51:17The prosecution may call its first witness.
00:51:20Thank you, Your Honor.
00:51:22The prosecution calls Captain Harry Percy to the stand.
00:51:36Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
00:51:39I do.
00:51:45Captain Percy, you are Prince Edward's bodyguard, are you not?
00:51:51I am.
00:51:52You go everywhere with him, don't you?
00:51:55I do.
00:51:56Did you go with him to visit Princess Daemon on the night of your soul?
00:52:01I did.
00:52:03Captain Percy, did you witness Prince Edward physically attack Princess Daemon that night?
00:52:13I did.
00:52:14I just don't understand why Percy would lie.
00:52:15Yeah, I know.
00:52:16It sucks.
00:52:17He was really hot.
00:52:18I'm really not in the mood, Hen.
00:52:19I'm sorry, Mari.
00:52:20I don't know what you want me to say.
00:52:21You mean Percy clearly worship you guys.
00:52:25I guess that human trashbag Marcus probably got to him the same way he got to the judge.
00:52:31Huh.
00:52:32What?
00:52:33The bruises.
00:52:34We know Edward didn't give them to Dima.
00:52:36Sure, I was Marcus.
00:52:37Yeah, but we always assumed they were working together, right?
00:52:40Well, what if Marcus was manipulating Dima, forcing her to blame her for her.
00:52:43To blame her for her.
00:52:45You mean Percy?
00:52:46You mean Percy?
00:52:47No.
00:52:48I mean let's say.
00:52:49I've heard a lot.
00:52:50I am.
00:52:51You know we're a fucking dude, but we're not.
00:52:52You know.
00:52:53You are a fucking dude.
00:52:54I'm sorry, oh, I'm sorry.
00:52:55I'm sorry, I don't know what you want me to say.
00:52:58I mean Percy clearly worship you guys.
00:52:59I guess that human trashbag Marcus probably got to him the same way he got to the judge.
00:53:00Huh.
00:53:01injuries on Edward. Oh my god. Hen, I can kiss you right now. I need to go and speak to my fellow
00:53:10princess. It's judgment day for Prince Edward and his bodyguard's damning testimony can prove the
00:53:16deciding factor in the judge's verdict. And here she comes, Princess Arie. Just listen to those
00:53:24news. She is of course caught up in her own adulty scandal and this could be as well a dark day for
00:53:32her couple. Dima. What do you want? It's not too late to stop this. Why would I want to do that? Well, I
00:53:47believe it's Prince Marcus who's been hurting you and forced you to blame it on Edward. We're facing
00:53:52another beating or worse. But it's okay. You don't have to be scared anymore. I can make you safe.
00:53:58Oh, Arie. Thank you. Thank you.
00:54:16It's the best joke I've ever heard.
00:54:18You poor naive girl. Did you really think my brain-dead fiancé was behind all this?
00:54:28I just made him believe it was all his idea. Our affair in the throne room, bribing the judge.
00:54:35I even had to force him to hit me. He thinks this whole charade is about winning him the throne.
00:54:41And what is it really about?
00:54:45Bringing down the piercements. For generations they've looked down their noses at little Athena.
00:54:53We've been invaded and attacked too many times to count. And yet, my father sent me here to marry your loser Prince.
00:55:03So I decided to use Marcus to divide the family. Bring them down from the inside.
00:55:10I didn't factor you in, of course, but clearly I needn't have worried about Edward's dollar store Princess.
00:55:17You'll soon be forgotten. A side note in the downfall of the Estrian royal family.
00:55:23Oh. Chub-chub. Time to hear your husband's guilty verdict.
00:55:29You won't get away with this.
00:55:31Oh, darling. I already have.
00:55:36Ah, here they are.
00:55:41Princess Demo, did you know that this conversation with Princess Ari was recorded and live-streamed on other social media?
00:55:48What?
00:55:49Who's the naive one now?
00:55:51Oh, you devious little bitch.
00:55:55I learned from the best.
00:55:57What?
00:56:00If you ever threaten my family again, I will put you in a box smaller than the cell that you're headed for.
00:56:07Okay?
00:56:09Are you alright?
00:56:10Yes, where's Edward?
00:56:12The judge has found him guilty.
00:56:16Wait!
00:56:18I have new evidence that proves that Prince Edward is innocent.
00:56:21I've already passed my judgement.
00:56:24The Prince is guilty as charged.
00:56:26Well, Your Honor, I also have evidence that you were bribed into making that verdict.
00:56:31How dare you!
00:56:33Banif!
00:56:34Stop right there!
00:56:36This sham is over.
00:56:38You hold no authority here.
00:56:41This is the Crown Court, is it not?
00:56:43I am the living embodiment of the Crown and I revoke your spurious guilty verdict.
00:56:49And I charge you, Prince Marcus, and Princess Dima, with treason.
00:56:54Arrest them.
00:56:55Arrest them!
00:57:17You saved me again.
00:57:19Looks like Prince Charming's not the only hero around here.
00:57:25That's my queen!
00:57:32Come.
00:57:36You wanted to see us, Father?
00:57:40I owe you an apology, Edward.
00:57:42You're never capable of such violence.
00:57:44You've always been a man of peace.
00:57:46And, Arie, you share the same compassion and charisma
00:57:50as Edward's mother had in spades.
00:57:53You'll make a great queen.
00:57:56Thank you, Father.
00:57:58Of course, we do still have to work on the decorum.
00:58:00Ah, we have plenty of time for that, Pops.
00:58:04Actually, the public are thirsty for new blood and...
00:58:08Well, I'm ready for a rest.
00:58:10So I've decided to abdicate the throne to you two, young upstarts.
00:58:15Good luck.
00:58:16Your royal highness.
00:58:34We're going to New York, Percy.
00:58:36and we need protection.
00:58:39I might let you down.
00:58:40Forget about it.
00:58:42You were looking out for your family
00:58:43and I get that.
00:58:45So shave that stubble, soldier.
00:58:47We got a plane to catch.
00:58:50Yes, ma'am.
00:58:56Good morning.
00:58:58We're very happy to...
00:58:59Sorry.
00:59:02We're very happy to welcome you all here today.
00:59:04As you know, my sister recently beat cancer.
00:59:11It was a hard battle
00:59:12and to pay for it, I became a princess.
00:59:16But that's not really an option for most people.
00:59:20So, that's why we've opened Henley's House,
00:59:24a place where cancer patients can get free support
00:59:26throughout their treatment.
00:59:31So, um...
00:59:32Please welcome the woman of the hour
00:59:34Henley Douglas.
00:59:38I now declare
00:59:39Henley's House
00:59:40Open!
00:59:47Well, I can't believe you made yourself
00:59:49first patient of Henley's House.
00:59:51Oh, God.
00:59:52I can't go through this again.
00:59:54Quit your bellyaching, Mom.
00:59:56Not every bellyache is a tumor.
00:59:58Do you ever feel like you liked her better
00:59:59when she was in a coma?
01:00:03Well,
01:00:03something did come up on the test results, Fox.
01:00:07It's cancer.
01:00:08We're cursed.
01:00:10No, it's not cancer.
01:00:11Kidney stones.
01:00:13Liver disease.
01:00:14Mom.
01:00:15You're having a royal baby, Ari.
01:00:17Oh, my goodness.
01:00:18Our lives are about to change forever.
01:00:35In more ways than you know.
01:00:37I love you.
01:00:47I love you, too.
01:00:48I love you, too.
01:00:48I love you.
01:01:05I love you, too.
01:01:05I love you, too.
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