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00:00:00Oh my god, Henley.
00:00:06Oh god.
00:00:08Oh my god.
00:00:10You're covered in coffee.
00:00:13Yeah, of course.
00:00:14I came as soon as I got Mom's message.
00:00:16What happened?
00:00:17I skipped breakfast and fainted on the track.
00:00:20It's no big deal.
00:00:21You had me so worried.
00:00:23It'd take more than an empty stomach to kill me off.
00:00:26You're right.
00:00:27You know what?
00:00:28Let me go grab you some food.
00:00:30Okay?
00:00:34I'm afraid it's the situation.
00:00:36Mom?
00:00:37I'm sorry.
00:00:38The doctor has some bad news.
00:00:40What?
00:00:41I'm sorry.
00:00:42Your sister has leukemia.
00:00:44Our insurance is expired.
00:00:47There's no way we can pay for her treatment.
00:00:49Don't worry.
00:00:50I'll figure something out.
00:00:51You just go and look after Henley for a moment, okay?
00:00:54Okay.
00:00:55Okay?
00:00:58Oh my god.
00:01:02What am I gonna do?
00:01:04I'm only on minimum wage.
00:01:06There are other ways to pay.
00:01:09Tell me.
00:01:10Are you single?
00:01:11What?
00:01:12What's that got to do with anything?
00:01:14It might just save your sister's life.
00:01:16A deluxe mail order ride service?
00:01:26Hello.
00:01:27Dig out your best dress, Harry Douglas.
00:01:42We found you a bidder.
00:01:44Hello.
00:01:45Oh my god.
00:01:46Maybe.
00:01:47Look at you here.
00:01:48Look at you later.
00:01:49Wait a second later.
00:01:50Do you want to stay in the middle later?
00:01:51Bye.
00:01:52Too late later.
00:01:54Bye.
00:01:55You're not mad.
00:01:57Bye.
00:01:58Have a good day.
00:01:59Bye.
00:02:00Bye.
00:02:01Bye.
00:02:02Bye.
00:02:03Bye.
00:02:04Bye.
00:02:05Bye.
00:02:06Bye.
00:02:07Bye.
00:02:08Bye.
00:02:09Bye.
00:02:10Bye.
00:02:11Bye.
00:02:11Bye.
00:02:12Bye.
00:02:13Bye.
00:02:14Your Royal Highness, Princess Dima has arrived.
00:02:24Excellent. We can finally confirm our engagement.
00:02:27The thing is, we're not exactly sure where in the castle she is.
00:02:30She was last seen speaking to your cousin.
00:02:33Marcus is here.
00:02:34We'll find him before he starts any trouble.
00:02:36No need. I know exactly where he'll be.
00:02:44Dima!
00:02:50Edward!
00:02:53I'm sorry, my love. I don't know what came of him.
00:02:56I do.
00:02:57She wanted a taste of the true heir to the throne.
00:03:02Your majesty, please.
00:03:05No.
00:03:14If either of you step foot in this palace again, I will have you both executed for treason.
00:03:24Now get out.
00:03:27I guess there won't be a royal wedding after all.
00:03:30It took years to arrange your marriage to Princess Dima.
00:03:45And now you're throwing our new alliance with Lathina away?
00:03:49I wasn't the one fucking someone else on the throne.
00:03:51You watch your language, boy.
00:03:53She was having sex with cousin Marcus on our seat of power.
00:03:57The one he craves for himself.
00:04:00Surely you can't expect me to still marry her.
00:04:03I'll travel to Lathina and clear up your mess.
00:04:07But there will be a royal wedding.
00:04:10You are to find a new bride worthy of this crown.
00:04:14I'll travel to Lathina and clear up your wedding.
00:04:16I'll travel to Lathina and clear up your wedding.
00:04:17I'll travel to Lathina and clear up your wedding.
00:04:18I'll travel to Lathina and clear up your wedding.
00:04:19I'll travel to Lathina and clear up your wedding.
00:04:20I'll travel to Lathina and clear up your wedding.
00:04:21I'll travel to Lathina and clear up your wedding.
00:04:22I'll travel to Lathina and clear up your wedding.
00:04:23I'll travel to Lathina and clear up your wedding.
00:04:24I'll travel to Lathina and clear up your wedding.
00:04:25I'll travel to Lathina and clear up your wedding.
00:04:26I'll travel to Lathina and clear up your wedding.
00:04:27I'll travel to Lathina and clear up your wedding.
00:04:28I'll travel to Lathina and clear up your wedding.
00:04:29Harry Douglas, spread your arms, please.
00:04:49Um, we agreed that our first state wouldn't be physical, but...
00:04:54Is that really necessary?
00:04:57Your bag, please.
00:04:59You're not my date, are you?
00:05:03I shouldn't have signed up for this.
00:05:04No, I'm sorry.
00:05:05I think I'm just gonna go...
00:05:06Mom?
00:05:07Your Highness.
00:05:14Prince Edward.
00:05:22His Royal Highness, Prince Edward Piersman of Australia, at your service.
00:05:26Harry Douglas of Queens.
00:05:29Not a bad start.
00:05:32This is a joke, right?
00:05:33I mean, why would a prince need a mailed or bride?
00:05:36Have I read your profile?
00:05:38You're smart, beautiful, talented.
00:05:42But you're hiding something.
00:05:44You don't want money, you need it.
00:05:47You don't know anything about me.
00:05:49Precisely.
00:05:50So you're going to change that, or should I just assume that you are a gold digger like all the rest?
00:05:55You have a great day, Your Highness.
00:05:56Back to the airport, sir?
00:05:57No.
00:05:58Follow her.
00:05:59Follow her.
00:06:00How are you feeling, Till?
00:06:01Why do people keep treating me like I'm dying?
00:06:02We're just worried about you.
00:06:03What's wrong?
00:06:04What's wrong?
00:06:05Back to the airport, sir?
00:06:13No.
00:06:16Follow her.
00:06:23How are you feeling, Till?
00:06:24Why do people keep treating me like I'm dying?
00:06:27We're just worried about you.
00:06:32What's wrong?
00:06:33I think I'm hallucinating.
00:06:36What?
00:06:37Isn't that Prince Edward?
00:06:39What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:41Ari, you're speaking to literal royalty.
00:06:44It's all right.
00:06:45We bumped into each other as I toured the hospital,
00:06:48and I was a little rude.
00:06:49I apologise, Miss Douglas.
00:06:54Could I have a word outside?
00:07:03You're doing this for your sister.
00:07:05Well done.
00:07:06Gold star for the Prince.
00:07:09If you marry me,
00:07:10I will pay for her whole treatment.
00:07:13Anything she needs.
00:07:15Wait, you're serious?
00:07:17Yes.
00:07:19But,
00:07:20if you'll permit me,
00:07:22there is one last thing I must test.
00:07:24What now?
00:07:42I love you, sis.
00:08:04Australian tradition dictates that you mustn't see each other again until your wedding day.
00:08:08What? So you just kissed me and left?
00:08:09I'm to escort you to Australia as soon as you're done here.
00:08:11But I must gas you to keep the engagement a secret.
00:08:14Why?
00:08:15Every move a royal mech is in the spotlight.
00:08:18It's just one of the many things you're going to have to get used to.
00:08:20And fast.
00:08:22Your new life
00:08:23starts now.
00:08:25Mum,
00:08:37this is Prince Edward's younger brother,
00:08:40Prince Xavier.
00:08:41Oh, hi.
00:08:43Greetings,
00:08:44Your Royal Highness.
00:08:45My God.
00:09:03Did nobody even teach you how to curtsy?
00:09:12God, I'm sorry.
00:09:13Although that really was the worst curtsy I think I've ever seen.
00:09:20So you're the famous Harry Douglas I've heard so much about.
00:09:24I'm Edward's younger,
00:09:26funnier,
00:09:26more handsome,
00:09:27more charismatic little brother.
00:09:30Sorry you ended up with the dad,
00:09:31but, um,
00:09:33hey,
00:09:34we still have time to fall in love,
00:09:36run away before the wedding.
00:09:39Come with me.
00:09:39Come with me.
00:09:39Come with me.
00:09:41This is our little
00:09:46fixer-upper.
00:09:48Your room's round about
00:09:49the 312th
00:09:51on the left.
00:09:53I imagine
00:09:53you want to settle in and rest,
00:09:55but...
00:09:57Already late for our first appointment.
00:10:01I...
00:10:02I...
00:10:02going...
00:10:27I...
00:10:29From rags to riches, let's make you a princess.
00:10:59Yes, queen. Or should I say, yes, future queen.
00:11:05I've never seen myself like this.
00:11:07Now strap those heels.
00:11:18Why did Edna find a savage?
00:11:21Isn't it obvious? She's a whore.
00:11:24You must have fallen in love with her, almost between her legs.
00:11:29She'll be gone as soon as he gets bored of fucking a present.
00:11:40Go away!
00:11:49So this is true?
00:11:52Who are you?
00:11:53Your predecessor.
00:12:00You have a very pretty face.
00:12:04If you want to keep it that way, leave while you still can.
00:12:08Is that a threat?
00:12:09No, no, it's a warning.
00:12:12Edward is not the man he makes out to be.
00:12:14And trust me, my darling, you weren't the first one to fall for his trap.
00:12:29Harry?
00:12:31Harry, you're not leaving, are you?
00:12:36Harry?
00:12:37Harry?
00:12:38Harry?
00:12:39I've been transferred to the best cancer hospital in Manhattan.
00:12:53My treatment's being paid for by some anonymous donor.
00:12:54That's great, hen.
00:12:55I feel like I can finally breathe again.
00:12:56Oh, gotta go.
00:12:57Dog's here.
00:12:58Love you.
00:12:59Love you.
00:13:00Love you.
00:13:01Harry?
00:13:02Harry?
00:13:03It's your big day.
00:13:04Okay.
00:13:05Let's get this over with.
00:13:06Okay.
00:13:07Let's get this over with.
00:13:08What?
00:13:09I think there is a lot of pain, too.
00:13:10How would you think it would be?
00:13:11No?
00:13:12Dad, you're not the first one.
00:13:13Who's ever being paid for by some anonymous donor.
00:13:14What's the first one?
00:13:15I don't know.
00:13:16I remember what I lived before.
00:13:17I could have a second, I was back to you.
00:13:18Oh, I was back to you.
00:13:19Okay, so I'm back to you.
00:13:20Ari? Ari? It's your big day.
00:13:27Okay.
00:13:33Let's get this over with.
00:13:50You look radiant.
00:13:59I'm sorry, it's not the royal wedding you might have expected.
00:14:03My father-
00:14:04I'm just doing this for Henley.
00:14:06Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join this man and this woman in holy matrimony.
00:14:12Prince Edward, your vows.
00:14:15Ari, though it was circumstance that brought us together,
00:14:19it is love that will bind us.
00:14:24With this ring, I commit to you my heart, my spirit and my soul.
00:14:32Let us share our lives until they are well spent and spend them well together.
00:14:40Do you, Edward, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
00:14:44I do.
00:14:45And do you, Ariana, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?
00:14:56I do.
00:14:58And I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:15:02You may kiss the bride.
00:15:03Arrest that man!
00:15:06Arrest that man!
00:15:08Arrest that man!
00:15:14What's the meaning of this?
00:15:16You know exactly what you did, you bastard.
00:15:19Explain yourself.
00:15:21Last night, Prince Edward here decided to pay a little visit to my beloved fiancé.
00:15:27What fiancé?
00:15:28What fiancé?
00:15:30Princess Dima.
00:15:38I only went there to retrieve the royal wedding.
00:15:40And this is what he did to me when I refused to give it to him.
00:15:43That is a lie!
00:15:44Take him away!
00:15:46You don't believe them, do you, Ari?
00:15:48Ari?
00:15:50Ari?
00:15:51Ari?
00:15:54Ari!
00:15:56Ari!
00:16:04Comfortable, cousin?
00:16:06You scoundrel!
00:16:07It was you that put those Brutus on Dima.
00:16:12What do you care?
00:16:14Besides, you've got your American Barbie princess now anyway.
00:16:18What happened to you?
00:16:20We used to be like brothers.
00:16:22If we were brothers, then there wouldn't be a problem.
00:16:24I'd already have the crown.
00:16:27That's what this is about.
00:16:29You scredited me in order to steal my birthright.
00:16:31It's just as much my birthright as it is yours.
00:16:34My father should have fought for what was rightfully his.
00:16:36He was the younger twin!
00:16:38By what?
00:16:39Twelve minutes, was it?
00:16:41Your father was only given the airship because he was the favourite son.
00:16:45And you are willing to destroy our family over such nonsense?
00:16:51I am.
00:16:53But it doesn't have to go that way, cousin.
00:16:56Simply relinquish your claim to the throne to me and I'll drop the charges.
00:17:01They won't stand anyway.
00:17:03Oh, they will.
00:17:05I have every High Court judge in my back pocket.
00:17:09If you even try and take this to trial, I will ruin you.
00:17:13I am.
00:17:21I am.
00:17:23I am.
00:17:24I am.
00:17:30I am.
00:17:31You've reached the chicken pen, but it's all out of hens.
00:17:48Leave a message and I'll clock you back.
00:18:01You've reached the chicken pen, but it's all out of hens.
00:18:17You've reached the chicken pen, but it's all out of hens.
00:18:24That's going to take some getting used to.
00:18:54It's an honor to finally meet you, Your Majesty.
00:18:59I wish I could say the same.
00:19:02It's good that you're here, though. Sign this.
00:19:07An annulment agreement?
00:19:09Well, I presume your ridiculous marriage has not been consummated yet due to my son's situation.
00:19:15Sign the contract and let's end this foolishness.
00:19:19I can't.
00:19:21You can and you will.
00:19:24No, Edward promised me that he'd pay for my sister's cancer tuition and I can't let her down.
00:19:30Well, if it's just the money you're here for, have it.
00:19:40This feels wrong.
00:19:42Either you sign or we force you to.
00:19:46Trust me, we still keep some nasty traditions in this palace.
00:19:51This is Rông New General's Win goership.
00:19:52Sometimes we're taking on a比如 in this castle.
00:20:02No, I'll tell you.
00:20:04Please come to Adoth.
00:20:05It's a golf club which is it?
00:20:06Don't worry.
00:20:07Don't worry.
00:20:08OK.
00:20:09Bye.
00:20:10Good luck.
00:20:11Arie.
00:20:12All right.
00:20:13You asked me to find a bride worthy of the crown.
00:20:14So, I did.
00:20:15The Gull's a Cameronwner.
00:20:16But, father, she is my wife.
00:20:20I will not let you change that.
00:20:31I'm so sorry for today.
00:20:33I don't want your apologies.
00:20:36I want the truth.
00:20:39Did you hurt Princess Dima?
00:20:43No.
00:20:43Now, my cousin Marcus is trying to smear my reputation.
00:20:48Why should I believe you?
00:20:52Why do you think you're here, Ari?
00:20:54I don't know.
00:20:56I was supposed to marry Princess Dima for political reasons.
00:21:01When she cheated on me, I made a vow to only marry the person that I wanted.
00:21:06And then I found you.
00:21:09We barely know each other.
00:21:10Then give me a chance.
00:21:13I saw how you would go to any length to save your sister.
00:21:17And it resonated with me because...
00:21:20I lost my mother to cancer.
00:21:26Edward.
00:21:27Ari, I fell in love with your humanity.
00:21:31And now I'm asking that you trust in mine.
00:21:36I'm innocent.
00:21:39Edward, you're shaking.
00:21:41I never kissed the bride.
00:22:01It's still our wedding day for another five minutes.
00:22:03Wow.
00:22:03This hospital is amazing.
00:22:09I can't believe you did all of this for any of my family, Edward.
00:22:16I can't wait to tell them that we're married.
00:22:18Mom?
00:22:19Mom?
00:22:23Mom?
00:22:24What's wrong?
00:22:25I'm sorry.
00:22:26Get out of town.
00:22:26I'm sorry.
00:22:28I'm sorry.
00:22:29I don't know, but he's okay.
00:22:29I can't wait to tell you.
00:22:31I can't wait to tell them that we're married.
00:22:31I can't wait.
00:22:32I can't wait to tell them that we're married.
00:22:34Mom?
00:22:38Mom?
00:22:40What's wrong?
00:22:46I'm sorry.
00:22:48I'm listening to Copa.
00:22:50Mom?
00:23:01So you ran off to get hitched while your sister fights for her life?
00:23:05It wasn't like that.
00:23:07That big shiny ring suggests otherwise.
00:23:11Edward is paying for Henley's treatment.
00:23:13He's the reason that she's in this hospital.
00:23:15Why?
00:23:17What does he get out of it?
00:23:19Me?
00:23:21You sold yourself to him?
00:23:24Is that what you're telling me?
00:23:26Friendly, Mom.
00:23:28Friendly.
00:23:35This is Dr. Mortimer.
00:23:37My private physician.
00:23:39I recommend we perform a stem cell transplant right away.
00:23:43It's risky, but it could save Henley's life.
00:23:46Ari, your medical record shows you could be an ideal donor.
00:23:50Just show me where to sign, Doc.
00:23:52I don't even know this person.
00:23:54She could be a quack.
00:23:55If Edward trusts him, then so do I.
00:23:59We will get both of you prepped for surgery immediately.
00:24:02Oh, sweetheart.
00:24:03Here.
00:24:04Have some water.
00:24:05He hasn't left your side.
00:24:07I'm so sorry about before.
00:24:09I was just struggling so much without you here.
00:24:10And they...
00:24:11She's still sleeping.
00:24:12But the surgery was a success.
00:24:14I can't believe what you did for your sister.
00:24:15Selling yourself to this woman.
00:24:16I'm so sorry about before.
00:24:17I was just struggling so much without you here.
00:24:19And they...
00:24:20She's still sleeping.
00:24:21But the surgery was a success.
00:24:23I can't believe what you did for your sister.
00:24:24Selling yourself to this man.
00:24:25What they're saying about him in the papers.
00:24:26It's all lies, Mom.
00:24:27Mom, someone's trying to get him.
00:24:28I'm so sorry about before.
00:24:29I'm so sorry about before.
00:24:30I was just struggling so much without you here.
00:24:32And they...
00:24:33She's still sleeping.
00:24:34But the surgery was a success.
00:24:36I can't believe what you did for your sister.
00:24:38Selling yourself to this man.
00:24:39What they're saying about him.
00:24:40In the papers.
00:24:41It's all lies, Mom.
00:24:42Mom, someone's trying to get him.
00:24:43Doctor.
00:24:44Ari's awake.
00:24:45Never!
00:24:46Never!
00:24:47Never!
00:24:48Never!
00:25:09Never!
00:25:10Never!
00:25:11Never!
00:25:12Never!
00:25:13Never!
00:25:14Never!
00:25:15Never!
00:25:16Ever!
00:25:17使 Khalil!
00:25:18Never!
00:25:19Ever!
00:25:20Ever!
00:25:21Ever!
00:25:34No!
00:25:35Meng!
00:25:36Fucking drop that part!
00:25:51I'm not your pal.
00:25:56That wasn't very nice.
00:25:58Field trip's over.
00:26:00We need to get you and the princess to a safe house now.
00:26:06How are you feeling now?
00:26:26Who the hell were they, Edward?
00:26:29They must have been sent by Marcus.
00:26:31He wants the throne that badly that he'd try and kill his own cousin.
00:26:35Try to put it out your mind.
00:26:38I can't.
00:26:40I can't stop thinking about how close I came to losing you.
00:26:43And I nearly lost you.
00:26:45You would have sacrificed yourself to save me.
00:26:49Why?
00:26:51You know why?
00:26:53Say it, Ari.
00:26:56Say it, Ari.
00:26:59Say it.
00:27:01Because I love you, Edward.
00:27:04And I can't let you go.
00:27:08There you go.
00:27:09There you go.
00:27:15From theuades ofské‚Š to 3000cm.
00:27:17Tell me, Erin.
00:27:18Say it.
00:27:19You've been doing so much work.
00:27:20And, Ari, turned around to 6,000 Food.
00:27:21You're safe, I'm your name, Coca-Cola.
00:27:24So long can you buy a bit?
00:27:26If you haven't touched it with John
00:27:43hello sorry did I wake you oh wow again yeah well I was gonna take us to
00:28:11breakfast but we're not allowed to be
00:28:17hmm Percy so much for this being a safe room sorry your highnesses but we need to get you back to
00:28:25Australia right away but I wanted to see Henley first yes and I wanted to get some answers from
00:28:31the assassin well that could be difficult he's just been murdered in a cell someone didn't want
00:28:35to talk Marcus I know it's not the perfect honeymoon but we used to spend every Christmas at Oakville
00:28:53when I was a boy it was my mother's favorite place no wonder it's beautiful
00:29:05can I help you sir I'm here to escort Prince Edward and Princess Ari on their honeymoon
00:29:13Prince Edward is welcome the lady is not excuse me the king's orders your highness
00:29:20he doesn't recognize her as a member of the royal family
00:29:23how dare you question my wife to just missy I'll have you discharged I'll deal with this
00:29:33let us through you lad that's an order your order doesn't outtrack the king's actually in
00:29:42matters of security it does there's currently a threat on the lives of both the prince and the
00:29:47princess do you want their deaths on your conscience
00:29:50easy I'm sorry my love this is outrageous oh believe me this is not my first traffic fight
00:30:03let me show you how we resolve things the American way
00:30:07well you've been about as useful as a screen door in a submarine kit
00:30:25no I like this better than the palace it feels more I don't know like home yeah if
00:30:52your home has 23 bathrooms 30,000 acres and a dozen horses then sure oh you'll love this
00:31:00every Christmas we used to put a plane for the adults are we Peter Pan one year and here is my
00:31:11my costume from the nutcracker oh Prince Charming at your service me late oh my hero
00:31:25it suits you maybe our kids will wear these one day good practice for the real thing
00:31:38ah another family tradition my first kill in fact wait you killed the stag
00:31:52Edward that's horrible Edward that's horrible
00:31:58well no it's heritage there are mounts here dating back to the 18th century
00:32:06oh really and did they use a guillotine to chop off their heads
00:32:09you're being ridiculous me I find it ridiculous no barbaric that you could
00:32:16butcher one of these creatures for sport and we don't butcher them we have the
00:32:21utmost respect for our game your game your game if you had respect for your game you
00:32:29wouldn't call it your game god how could have been so wrong about you
00:32:32what does that mean you're just like one of them a little snob with a big gun
00:32:38you're judging me because of my class yes killing things to impress people
00:32:45it's horrible beg your pardon not now Percy apologies your highnesses but I think
00:32:51you're gonna want to see this
00:32:52how are you feeling now your highness see for yourself
00:32:58Edward has to face justice we can't be ruled by a criminal
00:33:09the prince is innocent until proven guilty
00:33:13and he'll have his day in court there's something else you should know about him
00:33:18darling he called off our wedding so that he could marry an American prostitute named
00:33:26Ari Douglas how dare they these people are not fit to wear the crown
00:33:33we'd make a better king and queen than my cousin Edward and his yank whore
00:33:37a persuasive argument let's hope the public disagrees
00:33:42you've not only brought this family into disrepute Edward but the crown itself
00:33:51you really believe the accusations well they tally with your reckless decision to marry this commoner
00:33:58I'll give you one last chance to end this farce sign the annulment and we'll deny everything to the press
00:34:05no
00:34:09Ari is my wife
00:34:12now and forever
00:34:14so be it
00:34:17your marriage stands
00:34:19you honor me father
00:34:21I'm not only father to you
00:34:23I'm father to this nation
00:34:26and I will not have you jeopardize the crown
00:34:29Xavier
00:34:30you shall be my successor
00:34:33and the new crown prince of Estria
00:34:36you can't do that
00:34:41it goes against convention but these are unconventional times
00:34:45no you can't
00:34:47do that because I don't want it
00:34:49it's not about what you want
00:34:51we're at war with your cousin
00:34:53and maybe with Latina soon too
00:34:55we need a show of strength
00:34:58giving in to Marcus's games
00:35:00that's a show of strength
00:35:02it wipes the slate clean
00:35:05Xavier will be the new face of the monarchy
00:35:08you'll marry a woman of stature
00:35:11and sire and heir
00:35:17are you blind?
00:35:21do you just ignore what's right in front of you?
00:35:23what are you talking about now?
00:35:25I won't marry
00:35:28I won't have an heir
00:35:29and I won't be king
00:35:31because I'm gay
00:35:34the monarchy is above sexuality
00:35:39Xavier
00:35:40it's your crown too tight around the cranium
00:35:43I'd rather announce all my titles
00:35:45than continue living this lie
00:35:47what have I done to deserve these boys?
00:35:50you know that's a good question
00:35:53you have two incredible brave sons
00:35:56but you didn't do anything to deserve them
00:35:59I'm warning you, father
00:36:00no, honestly, it's okay
00:36:02I've got this
00:36:03you think I'm scared of you, Maxwell?
00:36:06I'm not
00:36:07I'm just so disappointed
00:36:09you see I never met my dad
00:36:11and when we first met
00:36:13I thought I would finally feel what it's like to have a real father
00:36:17and now, honestly, I'm...
00:36:19I'm...
00:36:21I wish I'd never found out
00:36:23you say you're father to the nation
00:36:26you're not even a good father to your own sons
00:36:29thank you
00:36:39what's this?
00:36:51oh, that's black pudding
00:36:51it's, um, made from blood
00:36:55you don't have to eat it
00:36:58no, no, no, it's fine
00:37:00I'll try it
00:37:03actually, I wanted to apologize for yesterday about the stag thing
00:37:08after our argument with her dad
00:37:10I kind of...
00:37:11I realized how different our upbringings were
00:37:13it wasn't fair to judge you for that
00:37:16I appreciate that
00:37:19and, um, what you said to him, too
00:37:23morning
00:37:25the king has arranged for princess Arie to make her first public appearance
00:37:42what?
00:37:43he said, and I quote, um...
00:37:45put that girl on TV, she's got some fire in her belly
00:37:48he thinks we can beat Marcus by winning over the people
00:37:52well, that is great news
00:37:54he did have one stipulation
00:37:56you're to return to the palace, ma'am
00:37:58for lessons in etiquette
00:38:00and he'll be your personal tutor
00:38:02princess Arie Anna
00:38:20forgive me
00:38:24my behavior has been unbecoming
00:38:27yeah, I don't really know what that means
00:38:29but, um, apologies accepted
00:38:32Estrians respect their kings
00:38:34but they love their queens
00:38:36so, we have to work on your decorum
00:38:39thankfully, you'll be learning from the best
00:38:41that's not a very decorum-y thing to say, your majesty
00:38:45the word you're looking for is decorous
00:38:47and I'm not talking about myself
00:38:49I'm talking about your mother-in-law
00:38:51Christmas is a time of joy
00:39:00notice her posture
00:39:02her poise
00:39:04straight up
00:39:05as though you have an iron rod
00:39:06across the street
00:39:08to everyone watching
00:39:09this is your etiquette lesson, not mine
00:39:11repeat after her
00:39:13my husband and I
00:39:14my husband and I
00:39:15my husband and I
00:39:16would like to wish you
00:39:17a very merry Christmas
00:39:20well, you said all the words in with the right heart
00:39:25what was she like?
00:39:27a lot like you
00:39:29she had a very kind way with people
00:39:32her charity work was her life
00:39:34boys were devastated to lose her
00:39:37and you?
00:39:43it's never been the same without her
00:39:52she's an inspiration?
00:39:54yes
00:39:55our next queen has a lot to live up to
00:40:02good evening
00:40:03tonight I'm joined by Prince Edward's new bride
00:40:06Princess Ariana
00:40:07welcome your royal highness
00:40:09good evening
00:40:10Esther was shocked to learn about your recent marriage
00:40:13could you tell us more about how you met Prince Edward?
00:40:16we met in my hometown of Queens
00:40:18Edward found that very serendipitous
00:40:21princess Dima alerted that you were working as a prostitute there
00:40:25no, that is not true
00:40:27so you are calling your fellow princess a liar
00:40:30she was misinformed
00:40:32to be clear
00:40:33did Prince Edward ever pay you for your services?
00:40:36no, not in that way
00:40:38so he has paid you
00:40:39I'd rather not discuss
00:40:40ma'am
00:40:41the public has a right to know
00:40:43who their new princess really is
00:40:45so I would ask you again
00:40:47did Prince Edward ever pay you for your services?
00:40:50thank you for your services
00:41:07alright, yes
00:41:08he paid for me
00:41:09I was his mail order bride
00:41:11and maybe that's just as much as scandal
00:41:13but marrying Prince Edward is the best thing that I have ever done
00:41:20my sister was fighting cancer
00:41:22and I needed the money to save her
00:41:24and he gave me that
00:41:25but he gave me so much more
00:41:28I'm not talking about the crown
00:41:30or the castles
00:41:32I'm talking about his love
00:41:34and his kindness
00:41:35and his respect
00:41:36and yes
00:41:39I am calling Princess Demer a liar
00:41:42I don't know why she wants to ruin us
00:41:44maybe she's bitter
00:41:45because Edward didn't forgive her
00:41:47after she was caught cheating on him with Prince Marcus
00:41:50you can ask her about that
00:41:52but what I do know
00:41:54is Edward is a good man
00:41:56and yes this started out as a transaction for sure
00:41:59I needed the money to save my sister
00:42:01and he needed to be saved
00:42:03from marrying a woman that he didn't love
00:42:06but now my sister is getting better
00:42:10and Edward has a wife who couldn't love him more
00:42:26it's about time you started fighting back
00:42:29nice performance
00:42:31really appealing to the old heart strings
00:42:33it wasn't a performance
00:42:34it's always a performance princess
00:42:37only the people they don't want love stories
00:42:40they want dirt
00:42:42that's why I'll win
00:42:44cause I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty
00:42:46as we discovered in New York
00:42:48are you referring to the assassination attempt?
00:42:51in fact I'm the only reason you're still breathing
00:42:55what?
00:42:58it was Athena who wanted you dead
00:43:00but I convinced King Eythen to
00:43:03hold off
00:43:05for now
00:43:07see he's willing to let you live so long as you
00:43:10give my airship to you
00:43:12clever boy
00:43:15make all the threats you want
00:43:18I will prove my innocence in court
00:43:20oh even if you are somehow able to convince my judge
00:43:25that Dima's the one lying
00:43:27you won't convince her father
00:43:29if you're found not guilty
00:43:31he'll simply declare war
00:43:34you just can't win
00:43:36your highness
00:43:37we're getting record engagements on our socials
00:43:39people are going crazy for their new princess
00:43:41maybe they do want love stories after all
00:43:56oh here's a good one
00:43:57starting a petition to rename Princess Harry the Queen of Spades
00:44:01because she just buried Princess Dima live on TV
00:44:04Princess Harry is the best American import since fried chicken waffles
00:44:12god you don't actually eat that do you?
00:44:15your brother literally made me try a sausage made of blood
00:44:18fair
00:44:27your wife's a sensation in the nation
00:44:29father's etiquette lessons clearly paid off
00:44:34speaking of
00:44:35listen to this
00:44:36Princess Harry should give this year's Christmas speech
00:44:39King Maxwell's are as dry as my husband's turkey dinner
00:44:43yes I saw that one
00:44:46in fact
00:44:47it gave me an idea
00:44:50ma'am
00:44:51we're ready for you
00:44:53ready for what?
00:44:59whenever you're out of your hands
00:45:02my fellow Estrians
00:45:05you know that feels pretty strange to say
00:45:07I'm sure you're used to spending your Christmases with King Maxwell
00:45:11but
00:45:12surprise
00:45:13you've got me this year
00:45:15you know my own Christmases are usually spent with my family
00:45:18my sister
00:45:19my mom
00:45:20and me
00:45:22and yet here I am giving a speech to all of you
00:45:25but it still feels the same
00:45:27it feels like family
00:45:30because you have opened your hearts to me
00:45:33and made me feel at home here
00:45:35so from the bottom of my heart
00:45:38thank you
00:45:40and Merry Christmas from the palace
00:45:46you were amazing
00:45:48we'll upload it to your new channel tonight
00:45:50I just wish my family was really here
00:45:52well I think you'll like your present then
00:46:00Merry Christmas Ari
00:46:02hey
00:46:08you know I can't believe you're actually here
00:46:10I can't believe you're here
00:46:11you're a goddamn princess
00:46:13Ari what you did for me
00:46:16I can never repay you
00:46:17well you're getting better as payment and half
00:46:20oh
00:46:22cool
00:46:23guess you won't be needing your present then
00:46:25I'll get to first
00:46:27I wanted to get you something to say thank you
00:46:29it's not quite crown jewels level
00:46:31but
00:46:32thank you
00:46:35thank you
00:46:40thank you
00:46:42where's your half
00:46:44I don't need it
00:46:46you already gave me a part of yourself with the transplant
00:46:49and now you'll have a part of me too
00:46:51oh
00:46:53Ari
00:46:55I know you did all this for me
00:46:59but are you really happy here?
00:47:03I don't know
00:47:05I guess my life is just really different now
00:47:20Edward?
00:47:22have you heard from your lawyers?
00:47:24they've hired a PI to look into Marcus's bribery of state officials
00:47:27but
00:47:29he's covered his tracks
00:47:33I'm not sure we can beat him
00:47:35Ari!
00:47:36there's a new year's street party tonight
00:47:37we have to go
00:47:38you're not well enough
00:47:40I've been here a whole week and you haven't let me out once
00:47:42I wanna go see Estria
00:47:44yeah there'll be plenty of time for that when you're better
00:47:46but I feel fine I promise I
00:47:48no Henley we're working on a strategy for Edward's trial
00:47:51we really don't have time for this
00:47:52she's been cooped up for months
00:48:00must have been tough
00:48:08Henley?
00:48:10Henley look I'm really sorry
00:48:12we can celebrate here if you like
00:48:14Henley please look I'm sorry can I come in?
00:48:17come in
00:48:24damn it Henley
00:48:31hey have you seen this girl?
00:48:33oh my god princess Ari
00:48:35please please she's missing and she's my sister so
00:48:38oh yeah she's just there doing some shots
00:48:41what?
00:48:42what are you even doing here?
00:48:47Ari please enough with the grown up boys
00:48:50you're still in recovery and you're underage
00:48:52I'm not in this country
00:48:53we're going home
00:48:54Ari please
00:48:56just let me have one night
00:48:58I never thought I'd get to see another new year
00:49:01I knew you'd pull the cancer off
00:49:03fine
00:49:05but no more drinking
00:49:06love you sis
00:49:12five
00:49:18five
00:49:19four
00:49:20three
00:49:21two
00:49:22one
00:49:23happy new year
00:49:25yay
00:49:27woo
00:49:29woo
00:49:31woo
00:49:33woo
00:49:35come on
00:49:37just having some fun
00:49:39don't you get it?
00:49:40I'm a public figure now
00:49:41I have more important things to worry about than fun
00:49:43fine
00:49:45go back to your prince
00:49:46and your palace
00:49:47and your fancy new life
00:49:49I'm sorry that I wanted to spend time with my sister
00:49:52I guess she's just too important for that now
00:49:54to get a little more
00:49:56work
00:49:57it's not what I've done
00:49:58so
00:49:59to get back to my partner
00:50:01it's not what I've done
00:50:03is that what I've done
00:50:05but I can see
00:50:06right now
00:50:08what I've done is that
00:50:09arraig
00:50:12you know
00:50:13it's not what I've done
00:50:15no
00:50:16you know
00:50:18but you're not
00:50:19right now
00:50:20I'm a very great
00:50:21It's not what it looks like.
00:50:27This creep grabbed me for like half a second before I threw him off.
00:50:31I'm surprised anyone had a chance to take a photo.
00:50:35Edward, speak to me.
00:50:39Even if that is true, this is on every front page the day before my trial begins.
00:50:46Well, Dean Marcus must be behind it.
00:50:48It's another smear campaign.
00:50:51It's working.
00:50:53This will lose us to country's support just when we need it the most.
00:51:15Court is now in session.
00:51:18The prosecution may call its first witness.
00:51:21Thank you, Your Honor.
00:51:24The prosecution calls Captain Harry Percy to the stand.
00:51:36Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
00:51:41I do.
00:51:41Captain Percy, you are Prince Edward's bodyguard, are you not?
00:51:51I am.
00:51:52You go everywhere with him, don't you?
00:51:55I do.
00:51:56Did you go with him to visit Princess Daemon on the night of your soul?
00:52:01I did.
00:52:03Captain Percy, did you witness Prince Edward physically attack Princess Daemon that night?
00:52:13I did.
00:52:14I just don't understand why Percy would lie.
00:52:27Yeah, I know.
00:52:28It sucks.
00:52:30He was really hot.
00:52:32I'm really not in the mood, Hen.
00:52:34I'm sorry.
00:52:35Mari, I don't know what you want me to say.
00:52:37You mean Percy clearly worship you guys.
00:52:39I guess that human trashbag Marcus probably got to him the same way he got to the judge.
00:52:45Huh.
00:52:47What?
00:52:48The bruises.
00:52:49We know Edward didn't give them to Dima.
00:52:51Sure, it was Marcus.
00:52:52Yeah.
00:52:53But we always assumed they were working together, right?
00:52:57But what if Marcus was manipulating Dima?
00:53:00Forcing her to blame her injuries on Edward?
00:53:03Oh my god.
00:53:04Hen, I could kiss you right now.
00:53:06Oh, I need to go and speak to my fellow princess.
00:53:11It's judgment day for Prince Edward, and his bodyguard's damning testimony can prove the deciding factor in the judge's verdict.
00:53:19And here she comes, Princess Arie.
00:53:22Just listen to those bulls.
00:53:25She's of course caught up in her own adulty scandal, and this could be as well a dark day for all people.
00:53:32Oh my god.
00:53:36Dima.
00:53:40What do you want?
00:53:42It's not too late to stop this.
00:53:45Why would I want to do that?
00:53:47Well, I believe it's Prince Marcus who's been hurting you, and forced you to blame it on Edward.
00:53:52We're facing another beating or worse.
00:53:53But it's okay, you don't have to be scared anymore.
00:53:56I can make you safe.
00:53:57Oh.
00:53:59Arie.
00:54:16It's the best joke I've ever heard.
00:54:18You poor naive girl.
00:54:24Did you really think my brain-dead fiancé was behind all this?
00:54:28I just made him believe it was all his idea.
00:54:31Our affair in the throne room.
00:54:33Bribing the judge.
00:54:35I even had to force him to hit me.
00:54:38He thinks this whole charade is about winning him the throne.
00:54:41And what is it really about?
00:54:48Bringing down the piercements.
00:54:50For generations, they've looked down their noses at little Athena.
00:54:55We've been invaded and attacked too many times to count.
00:55:00And yet, my father sent me here to marry your loser Prince.
00:55:04So I decided to use Marcus to divide the family.
00:55:09Bring them down from the inside.
00:55:12I didn't factor you in, of course, but clearly I needn't have worried about Edward's dollar store princess.
00:55:19You'll soon be forgotten.
00:55:21A side note in the downfall of the Estrian royal family.
00:55:26Oh.
00:55:27Chub-chub.
00:55:28Time to hear your husband's guilty verdict.
00:55:31You won't get away with this.
00:55:32Oh, darling.
00:55:34I already have.
00:55:36Ah, here they are.
00:55:41Princess Demo, did you know that this conversation with Princess Ari was recorded and live-streamed on other social media?
00:55:49What?
00:55:50Who's the naive one now?
00:55:53You devious little bitch.
00:55:55I learned from the best.
00:55:57If you ever threaten my family again, I will put you in a box smaller than the cell that you're headed for.
00:56:08Okay?
00:56:09Are you all right?
00:56:10Yes, where's Edward?
00:56:12The judge is found him guilty.
00:56:14Wait!
00:56:17I have new evidence that proves that Prince Edward is innocent.
00:56:21I've already passed my judgment.
00:56:25The prince is guilty as charged.
00:56:27Well, Your Honor, I also have evidence that you were bribed into making that verdict.
00:56:31How dare you!
00:56:33Bailiff!
00:56:34Stop right there!
00:56:37This sham is over.
00:56:39You hold no authority here.
00:56:42This is the Crown Court, is it not?
00:56:43I am the living embodiment of the Crown, and I revoke your spurious guilty verdict.
00:56:50And I charge you, Prince Marcus and Princess Demo, with treason.
00:56:56Arrest them!
00:56:58Save my name!
00:56:59Save my name!
00:57:01Save my name!
00:57:03Save my name!
00:57:05Save my name!
00:57:07Save my name!
00:57:08Save my name!
00:57:09Save my name!
00:57:09Save my name!
00:57:10Save my name!
00:57:11Save my name!
00:57:12Save my name!
00:57:13Save my name!
00:57:14Save my name!
00:57:15Save my name!
00:57:16Save my name!
00:57:17Save my name!
00:57:18Save my name!
00:57:19Save my name!
00:57:20You saved me again!
00:57:21Looks like Prince Charlie's not the only hero around here.
00:57:23Save my name!
00:57:24Save my name!
00:57:25Save my name!
00:57:26Save my name!
00:57:27Save my name!
00:57:28Come.
00:57:29You wanted to see us, Father?
00:57:30I owe you an apology, Edward.
00:57:33You were never capable of being in trouble.
00:57:41I owe you an apology, Edward.
00:57:42You were never capable of such violence.
00:57:44You've always been a man of peace.
00:57:46And, Ari, you share the same compassion and charisma as Edward's mother had in spades.
00:57:53You'll make a great queen.
00:57:55Thank you, Father.
00:57:57Of course, we do still have to work on the decorum.
00:58:00Ah, we have plenty of time for that, Pops.
00:58:03Actually, the public are thirsty for new blood and, well, I'm ready for a rest.
00:58:10So I've decided to abdicate the throne to you two, young upstarts.
00:58:15Good luck.
00:58:20You're royal highness.
00:58:34We're going to New York, Percy.
00:58:36And we need protection.
00:58:37I might let you down.
00:58:40Forget about it.
00:58:41You were looking out for your family and I get that.
00:58:44So shave that stubble, soldier.
00:58:46We got a plane to catch.
00:58:48Yes, ma'am.
00:58:49Good morning.
00:58:50We're very happy to...
00:58:51Sorry.
00:58:52Um, we're very happy to welcome you all here today.
00:58:53As you know, my sister recently beat cancer.
00:59:07It was a hard battle.
00:59:12And to pay for it, I became a princess.
00:59:15But that's not really an option for most people.
00:59:19So, that's why we've opened Henley's House.
00:59:23A place where cancer patients can get free support throughout their treatment.
00:59:28Ah, so, um, please welcome the woman of the hour, Henley Douglas.
00:59:35I now declare Henley's House open!
00:59:42Well, I can't believe you made yourself first patient of Henley's House.
00:59:50Oh, God.
00:59:52I can't go through this again.
00:59:54Look at your belly aching, Mom.
00:59:56Not every belly ache is a tumor.
00:59:57Do you ever feel like you liked her better when she was in a coma?
01:00:00Well, something did come up on the test results, Fox.
01:00:06It's cancer.
01:00:08We're cursed.
01:00:09No, it's not cancer.
01:00:10Kidney stones.
01:00:12Liver disease.
01:00:13What?
01:00:14You're having a royal baby, Ari.
01:00:16Oh, my goodness!
01:00:18Our lives are about to change forever.
01:00:34In more ways than you know.
01:00:37I love you.
01:00:38I love you, too.
01:00:39I love you.
01:00:40I love you, too.
01:00:44I love you.
01:00:45I love you, too.
01:00:46I love you, too.
01:00:47I love you, too.
01:00:49I love you.
01:00:50I love you, too.
01:00:51I love you.
01:01:13I love you, too.
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