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The Jowa Collector Movie - Full
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00:00:00I'm
00:00:29Luigi, sabi nila, malakas dahon sex appeal.
00:00:41Literal na, makalaglag body.
00:00:44And I'm proud of it.
00:00:59I'm proud of it.
00:01:29I'm proud of it.
00:01:59I'm proud of it.
00:02:01Sorry, miss. Sorry.
00:02:03Sorry.
00:02:05Sorry.
00:02:09Ah, wait!
00:02:12I'm Hazel, and you are?
00:02:18Luis Miguel Mercado.
00:02:21That you can call me.
00:02:22Okay.
00:02:23Marami akong diyowa, sabay-sabay.
00:02:37Ah, wait!
00:02:40Sa iba't-ibang course, sa University Belt.
00:02:44Yes!
00:02:45May nag-aaral ng accounting, nursing.
00:02:49May nag-dosok.
00:02:50Ang sakita.
00:02:52Culinary arts.
00:02:55Sarap-sarap, sarap-sarap.
00:02:57Education.
00:03:02Good boy.
00:03:05Good boy.
00:03:06Good boy.
00:03:06May nag-dosok.
00:03:07May nag-dosok.
00:03:08May nag-dosok.
00:03:09May nag-dosok.
00:03:10May nag-dosok.
00:03:16Kaya naman, hanga silang lahat.
00:03:19Nainggit, pumapalakpa.
00:03:20Dahan-dahan lang, baba.
00:03:24Ah!
00:03:29I'm coming, sweetie.
00:03:32Ah!
00:03:33Dahan-dahan lang, baba.
00:03:35Ah!
00:03:37Sarap-sarap, labs.
00:03:39Sarap-sarap.
00:03:41Ah!
00:03:41Ah!
00:03:42Ah!
00:03:43Ah!
00:03:44Ah!
00:03:49Anong nyo, alay?
00:03:50Ah!
00:03:54Napagod daw, babe.
00:03:55Sunod-sunod yung exams.
00:03:57Napagod yung utaw kaka-review.
00:04:01Lagi ka na lang busy.
00:04:03Last week, nag-workout ka.
00:04:05Last last week, kararating mo lang sa out of town.
00:04:08Lagi ka na lang pagod.
00:04:09Nangihina.
00:04:10Walang gana.
00:04:11Siyempre.
00:04:13Araw-arawin mo ba naman mula lunis, eh?
00:04:16Don't worry, babe.
00:04:18Next time, babawi ako sa'yo.
00:04:20Kailang beses ko na narinig yan?
00:04:24Okay, sige.
00:04:26Next week, Monday, inischedule mo.
00:04:29Para makapag-ipon ako ng lakas ng weekend.
00:04:31Bakit?
00:04:32May iba ka pa bang inischedule?
00:04:33Eh, hindi.
00:04:36Siyempre, di naman dapat araw-araw magkita.
00:04:40Hindi ba?
00:04:41Tsaka, inischedule ko para...
00:04:45Siyempre, may ginagawa din ako.
00:04:48Weekends na nga lang yung pahinga ko, eh.
00:04:50Tapos family bonding.
00:04:51I hope you understand, babe.
00:04:56Kailangan ko ang prioritize ang pag-aaral ko.
00:04:59Otherwise,
00:05:01baka pagtigilin ako ng mga sa pagdijowa ko.
00:05:04Ha?
00:05:05Ako, sorry, babe.
00:05:07Sorry talaga.
00:05:09Okay.
00:05:10Okay na ako sa Monday.
00:05:12I-gits na kita.
00:05:14I-gits na kita.
00:05:16Pero sa ngayon,
00:05:18ako lang bahag na sa'yo.
00:05:20Pero sa...
00:05:21Sa ngayon?
00:05:25Ako lang bahag na sa'yo.
00:05:26Ah.
00:05:32Alah.
00:05:34Ugh.
00:05:36Urch.
00:05:37I love you, babe.
00:05:59I love you.
00:06:01Sing it.
00:06:07I love you.
00:06:37I love you.
00:07:07I love you.
00:07:20Paano ko sila napapagsabay-sabay?
00:07:23Simple.
00:07:25May seven days ang one week.
00:07:27Bakit Wednesday na, sweetie?
00:07:29Sweetie, hanggang 9 p.m. na kasi yung class ko.
00:07:32Gusto mo bang pumabit ako?
00:07:34Ayoko.
00:07:35Gusto ko Wednesday pa rin tayo, Papa.
00:07:38Mama naman.
00:07:39Hindi mo naman ako.
00:07:41Pinakantyawan na akong under mo ko.
00:07:43Hindi naman sa ganun, love.
00:07:44Siyempre, pinabakante ko na yung Thursday para sa'yo.
00:07:48Tsaka, nasisira kasi yung schedule.
00:07:51Friday?
00:07:52Ang traffic noon.
00:07:54Maubos lang oras natin sa taxi.
00:07:56Eh, di gawin natin sa taxi.
00:07:58Hindi ba mas exciting yun, loves?
00:08:00Kahit ano namang araw, exciting.
00:08:02Basta kasama kita, babe.
00:08:04Okay lang ako.
00:08:05Every day.
00:08:06You're so understanding talaga, babe.
00:08:09Thanks.
00:08:10Tara, pagmamalaki na sa barkado.
00:08:11Okay lang, babe.
00:08:36Totoo naman, eh.
00:08:38Anong year ka na ba?
00:08:40Third year mask ko.
00:08:41Ba?
00:08:42May nabingwit na naman na ibang course.
00:08:45Huh?
00:08:46Wala.
00:08:46Kasi meron na siyang...
00:08:48Friends!
00:08:49Mga kaibigan ko sa iba't ibang major.
00:08:51Oo.
00:08:52Siyempre, alam mo naman, kailangan ko expand yung knowledge ko.
00:08:55Knowledge?
00:08:57Paano, hirap mag-maintain ng grades?
00:08:59Ay, lang shift ka na nga ulit.
00:09:01Gago.
00:09:02Naboboard lang ako, kaya ako nag-shift ng course.
00:09:05Naboboor o napupurol?
00:09:07Great.
00:09:09Uy, ang harsh nyo.
00:09:10Inahalap nyo lang yung sarili niya at kung saan yung interest niya.
00:09:14Hindi na yung gayon, no?
00:09:16Ayun.
00:09:17Three years na siyang legaw.
00:09:21Huwag mo na silang pinag-iintindi, babe.
00:09:23Ingit lang yung mga yan kasi wala silang girlfriend nasing ganda.
00:09:27Hanggangin talaga nga.
00:09:28Ba, kahit may girlfriend kayo?
00:09:35Ah, Bey, di ba may pasok ka pa?
00:09:38Okay lang, Bey.
00:09:39Natamada din ako pumaso.
00:09:40Ay, hindi.
00:09:41Ayoko namang isipin na bi-ay ako, di ba?
00:09:43Pumaso ko na.
00:09:44Masamarin kasi yung pakiramdam ko, yung sumasakit yung chango.
00:09:46Baka hindi kita mahatid, ha?
00:09:48Ha?
00:09:48Pero, Bey.
00:09:49Si CR lang ako.
00:09:50Si CR lang ako.
00:09:51Pero, pero hindi pasensya mo ni Moconi.
00:09:52Kasi alam mo, lagi kasi sumasakit yung chan niya.
00:09:54Kung ano na kasi kinakain niya.
00:09:56Kaya, ang moods niya.
00:10:00Uy, Joey.
00:10:02Kanina ko pa tinitext si Luigi.
00:10:04Kasama nyo ba?
00:10:05Bey!
00:10:08Ha, Bey?
00:10:09Babe, ikaw talaga mali yung pandinig buo po ka.
00:10:14Ang ginagawa mo dito?
00:10:16Tsaka paano mo nalaman na nandito ako?
00:10:18Nagbahasakali lang ako.
00:10:20Dito ang tambayan niya, di ba?
00:10:22Talagang si babe ko.
00:10:24Daig pa yung NBI kung mapag-imbestiga.
00:10:27Akala ko ba nilalagnat ka?
00:10:29Kaya hindi ka makalabas ng dormitory.
00:10:31Pinuntahan kita doon.
00:10:32Pero, pumasok ka raw.
00:10:33Ah, medyo umu-okay na kasi ako.
00:10:36Eh, sayang naman kung absent ako, di ba?
00:10:39Sayang ang matututunan.
00:10:41Ay, naka babe.
00:10:41Yan ang gusto ko sa'yo.
00:10:43Pero, ito yung malagi ang studies mo.
00:10:45Kaya, minsan, napapagayaan mo na.
00:10:50Eh, hindi naman.
00:10:51Estate babe.
00:10:53Gets ko naman, babe.
00:10:54And I'm so proud of you.
00:10:56Talaga, babe.
00:10:58Basta, babe, bubuna ulitin to, ha?
00:11:01Alam mo naman, ayoko na sinusurpresa ako, eh.
00:11:03Kasi, baka ikaw ang masurpresa.
00:11:06Tado!
00:11:06Baka kasi gumagawa ko ng projects.
00:11:10Alam mo na.
00:11:11Ayoko namang hindi kita may entertain.
00:11:15Ang sweet mo.
00:11:17Ito nga pala yung pasalubong ko dapat.
00:11:20Uy, sarap na ito.
00:11:22Di ba, masakit yun siya niya?
00:11:25May papirin.
00:11:26May papirin.
00:11:26May papirin.
00:11:26May papirin.
00:11:28Pasensya mo na sila, mga.
00:11:29Malayan talaga sila, eh.
00:11:31Ah, PG.
00:11:31Kahit puwisit tong mga tropa ko,
00:11:34sila naman nagsasalba sa akin
00:11:35pag malapit na akong mabuking.
00:11:38Tawag sa akin ng tropa,
00:11:40the Jowa Collector sa University Belt.
00:11:44Kada campus, may jowa ko.
00:11:46Sila ang achievements ko.
00:11:48Mga tropeyo.
00:11:49Ang nagbibigay ng fulfillment sa pagkatao ko.
00:11:52At pagkalalaki.
00:12:01Paragay!
00:12:21Who's my girlfriend?
00:12:24Si Susie.
00:12:28Girlfriend mo.
00:12:31Oo.
00:12:42Di ba?
00:12:43Parang wala lang mga kami na balita
00:12:44na may pinapormahan tong mokong na to.
00:12:47Banget?
00:12:47Kailangan ko bang ipangalandakan sa inyo?
00:12:50O, naninigurado alang.
00:12:52Sasabihin mo ako pag sinimut ka na.
00:12:53Oo nga.
00:12:55Ano na kalam ako?
00:12:56Sinimut mo ba talaga yan?
00:13:00Baka din, eh.
00:13:02Hindi kayo bagay.
00:13:04Ganda-ganda mo.
00:13:06Tapos tignan mo yan,
00:13:08mukhang di naliligo.
00:13:09Di daw naliligo!
00:13:11Baka palang bako ko na dito.
00:13:12Baka pala, eh.
00:13:14Bata, beti.
00:13:15Bakit?
00:13:16Mas grapo naman ako kaya sa...
00:13:18Ano ka matuturo nito?
00:13:21O, dito!
00:13:21O, kay Alan!
00:13:22Ayan!
00:13:22Fuck you!
00:13:24Fuck you!
00:13:24Baka pala!
00:13:27Teka nga.
00:13:29Hindi na nga kayo.
00:13:31Ano ba?
00:13:31Hindi naman ako tumitingin sa itsure.
00:13:33Ang importante sa akin,
00:13:35ang bait at mahal ako.
00:13:36Mahal mo ba siya?
00:13:41Naman!
00:13:42Hindi ko yung tinatanong.
00:13:43Sin siya kong sook?
00:13:47Sakto lang.
00:13:49Sakto pa!
00:13:50Sakto lang!
00:13:51Sakto pa!
00:13:52Sakto lang.
00:13:52Narinig niyo?
00:13:54Bobo ka ba?
00:13:55Alam mo ba ibig sabihin ng sakto lang?
00:13:57Hindi pa 100% sure.
00:14:00Kayang kaya ka pang ipagpalit niyan.
00:14:02Mas bobo ka!
00:14:03Yung sakto lang,
00:14:05walang labis,
00:14:06walang kulang.
00:14:08Magmamahal ka na lang,
00:14:09kulang-kulang ba?
00:14:11Lina,
00:14:11doon na ako sa sobra-sobra.
00:14:13Ahamok!
00:14:15Bata pwede pare?
00:14:17Ilupit mo din, no?
00:14:19Kajangpat ka dito kay Susie.
00:14:21Isipin mo,
00:14:21gusto mo ka na kajangpat eh.
00:14:23Of course!
00:14:24Diba?
00:14:25Ano ka ngayon?
00:14:27Tululaway ka sa jowa ko, no?
00:14:29Kago,
00:14:30wala pang tatalo sa akin.
00:14:31Maghintay ka.
00:14:33Talo kita.
00:14:54Susie?
00:15:08Oh!
00:15:09Hindi mo kasama yung barkada mo?
00:15:10Ikaw,
00:15:11hindi mo kasama si Joey?
00:15:14Hindi.
00:15:15Tsaka,
00:15:15ayoko naman na lagi siyang kasama, no?
00:15:17Eww.
00:15:21Inadbalata sa FB, ah?
00:15:23Ah,
00:15:23talaga.
00:15:24Tagha.
00:15:25Sige,
00:15:25accept kita.
00:15:26Sabi mo yan, ha?
00:15:27O, o, o, o, wait lang.
00:15:30Ayan,
00:15:31na-accept na kita.
00:15:33Ayun!
00:15:35Oo nga.
00:15:36Thank you, ha?
00:15:37Anong alam mo yan.
00:15:38Susie?
00:15:42Oh,
00:15:43sige, ha?
00:15:44May lakad pa kasi kami.
00:15:45Una na kami.
00:15:47Friend mo?
00:15:49Ah,
00:15:50si Marla.
00:15:52Hi.
00:15:54Hi.
00:15:55Ah,
00:15:56sige,
00:15:56una na kami, ha?
00:15:57May lakad pa kami, eh.
00:15:58Ah,
00:15:59sige.
00:15:59Ingat, ingat, ingat.
00:16:00Sige, ingat, ingat.
00:16:03Ewan ko ba?
00:16:04First time kong naramdaman na sa baba, eh.
00:16:07In love na ata ako.
00:16:08Ah,
00:16:09ah,
00:16:10ah,
00:16:10ah,
00:16:11ah,
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00:16:52Oh, my God.
00:17:05Ah.
00:17:09Wala ka na namang gana.
00:17:11Huwag mo sabihin,
00:17:12ang dami mo na namang ginagawa.
00:17:16Iisip mo na yung project ko, babe.
00:17:19Di ko pa kasi nasisimulan.
00:17:22Submission na bukas.
00:17:25Ay, naku.
00:17:26Ako naman kaya yung project mo.
00:17:28Natatai ako sa'yo eh.
00:17:30Pwede ba kitang ma-invite?
00:17:40Kape kape lang.
00:17:41Ang ganda dito, no?
00:17:42Fresh.
00:17:43Tsaka matahimik.
00:17:44I think I'm in love.
00:17:46I think I'm in love with you.
00:17:48With you.
00:17:49I think I'm in love with you.
00:17:50With you.
00:17:51With you.
00:17:52Agad-agad.
00:17:54Agad-agad.
00:17:55Agad-agad.
00:17:56I'm serious.
00:17:57I think I'm in love with you.
00:17:58I think I'm in love with you.
00:18:00Agad-agad.
00:18:01Agad-agad.
00:18:02Agad-agad.
00:18:03Agad-agad.
00:18:04I'm serious.
00:18:05I think I'm in love with you.
00:18:06Paano si...
00:18:07si Joey?
00:18:08I think I'm in love with you
00:18:21I'm serious, I think I'm in love with you
00:18:33Joey
00:18:38Did you say that?
00:18:39No, what I mean is, you told me that I'm a joe of your boat
00:18:51If you love her, you'll be able to fight you
00:18:55But if you don't, I'll fight you
00:19:04Do you love her?
00:19:08To be continued...