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00:00In a nutshell, due to dwindling membership and increased maintenance costs, our economic

00:07situation can best be described as dire.

00:10All those in favour of calling our economic situation dire.

00:16Jack Simpson thought he had the perfect scam.

00:19Wait a minute, my pal.

00:21Snap transport strikes, so get ready to shell out the bickies.

00:25Remind me to do something about the car puck at our next general meeting, Eileen.

00:28Some clown from the bowling club telling me I have to bowl this Saturday or forfeit my

00:32membership.

00:33Now he's going to find himself in a world he never knew existed, with challenges he never

00:43expected to face.

00:45What are you doing here?

00:46Returning your things.

00:51And he's going to find himself put to the test.

00:54These bowls are shit house.

00:56A test of mind.

00:57I'm Eileen, the lately president.

00:59President?

01:00Slept your way to the top, I'll bet.

01:01A test of body.

01:02Bowling must be thirsty work.

01:04You sure you don't want me to run you a Radox bath there, champ?

01:07And a test of will.

01:08Well, most sportsmen across the board perform better when they abstain from sex the night

01:14before a big match.

01:15I see.

01:16And of course that's why all you blokes are such excellent bowlers.

01:20You haven't had a decent route since 1943.

01:23Jack Simpson is going to find that when push comes to shove, he's got what it takes.

01:29What are you doing?

01:30Polishing the bowls, Len.

01:31They're my underpants.

01:32Mick Molloy.

01:33They're nothing.

01:34They're soft.

01:35Stick it right up them.

01:36Right up them.

01:37Bill Hunter.

01:38It's a game of skill, touch, and patience.

01:42A true revealer of character, son.

01:44All it's revealing right now is two inches of arse crack poking out the top of my pants.

01:48John Clarke.

01:49I like your style, Jack.

01:50You remind me a bit of myself as a young black, I'll be honest.

01:53Samuel Johnson.

01:54Jen stabbed me in the eye with a ballpoint pen.

01:57And Judith Lucy.

01:58Hey, nice pins.

02:00Fuck off.

02:01I wasn't talking to you.

02:02Cracker Jack.

02:03It's on for young and old.

02:05Hello, Mrs. Jenkins.

02:07If I was 40 years older, you'd be in a lot of trouble right now.

02:10Would the owner of Brown Cortina license plate CDR058 please return to your car?

02:18Your right indicator is still on.

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