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00:00I'm talking about Asperos's reports, what's going on?
00:03That's why I told you, there's a consular election going on in the area.
00:06Then, you're going to be standing in the area.
00:08No, you're not standing in the area.
00:09I'm going to be standing in the area.
00:11Oh my god, I'm standing in the area.
00:14Oh my god, what did I do in the area?
00:17Oh my dear Joji, if you win one time election,
00:21how much will you go to the entire area?
00:23You will all go ahead and go back,
00:25and you're going to be your host,
00:26and you're going to run away.
00:28Oh my god, that's it.
00:30Oh my god, you're going to run away from the street.
00:33So, I'm going to take the form,
00:34and you're going to give it a name.
00:35But tell me, who is standing in my face?
00:38He's a good friend,
00:40but he won't win so much.
00:41You won't win so much.
00:42You won't win.
00:44Yasmin, I'll also send you a selfie.
00:47Look, I've sent you a selfie.
00:50No, no, no.
00:52That's not my friend.
00:54It's my friend.
00:56I'm getting his face.
00:58It's my friend.
00:59It's my friend.
01:01Yes, but I'll tell you one thing.
01:04I've been a couple of years and
01:08about four months.
01:10Yes, yes, yes.
01:12Yasmin, don't ask me.
01:16Who is this Yasmin?
01:18Yasmin?
01:19Yes.
01:20Yasmin?
01:21Yes.
01:22Yasmin?
01:23No.
01:24Look, I can't come to your daughter's wedding.
01:26I've said no.
01:27Okay, I'll do a job.
01:28I'll do a job for her.
01:30I'll do a job.
01:31I'll do a job for her.
01:32I'll do a job for her.
01:33No, no.
01:34No, I'll do it.
01:35I'll take the job for her.
01:36I'll do it.
01:37I'll do it.
01:38You won't do it.
01:39But I won't come here.
01:40God bless you.
01:42God bless you.
01:44Yasmin, my sister is my friend's family.
01:48I'm the girl's daughter's husband.
01:50She's married to her daughter.
01:52She's talking to me.
01:53Okay, let's start.
01:54You tell me what you were saying.
01:55that you were saying what?
01:56Now, I want to sit on the station on the station.
01:59Why do you want to sit on the station?
02:01When I said to my husband,
02:03that we didn't come to their daughter's wedding,
02:05then just finish it.
02:06Oh, I want to fight that.
02:08That's what?
02:09Kuchtti?
02:10No, no.
02:11That's the one who's in the relationship.
02:13What's the relationship?
02:16That's the one who's in the world.
02:19Oh, that's the one who's in the election.
02:21Yes, election, election.
02:23I don't want to sit in the election, Vishil.
02:26Mahmood.
02:27Oh, Mahmood is also standing in the election.
02:30Oh, Mahmood, I'm the one.
02:34No, you won't come to me.
02:36You won't fight against me.
02:37I won't fight any election.
02:39And you won't fight.
02:40Kuchtti will fight, then Mumo will also fight.
02:42Oh, this election election doesn't matter Mumo.
02:45I don't know,
02:47I have a small,
02:50small, small,
02:51small,
02:52small loan.
02:53I don't want to give no loan.
02:54No, I don't want to give no loan.
02:55No, I don't know.
02:56I don't want to give only 10,000,000,000.
02:58And I will return to 25 years after 25 years.
03:01Where will you get out of 20 years?
03:03When Papa Ji won't be in the world,
03:05and their whole dignity will be my name,
03:07then I will give you a loan.
03:09I'll give you a loan.
03:10You'll get a loan.
03:11Shujat, Nabeel.
03:12It's okay,
03:13it's okay.
03:14He left,
03:15he left,
03:16go did he?
03:17Oh, this is my mother.
03:18To be your first,
03:19he's dead.
03:20What happened?
03:21What happened?
03:22Did he also go out there?
03:23I have done a loan.
03:25I think he is standing there.
03:27This is not my part.
03:28My mother,
03:29it's not my life.
03:30Why are you all given a loan?
03:31They'll then eat my ownlayer.
03:33The living room will be standing there.
03:35I'm going to be almost standing there,
03:36I'll also go out there.
03:37Maaji, let them sit down.
03:39They have to win an election.
03:42You will stay.
03:43Why do you stay, Nabeel?
03:44It's an election of the councillor.
03:46If your aunt has won, what will they do?
03:49We need to give our maaji to the election.
03:51Thank you, Shagufta.
03:52Beautiful, maaji.
03:54Yes, I will tell you the night and night.
03:57Just give it to me.
03:59Maaji, I'm with you.
04:01Let's take the councillor's form of the election.
04:04You will win this election.
04:06Come on, come on.
04:08What happened to me?
04:10What happened to me?
04:12What happened to me?
04:14My loan.
04:16Wow, wow, wow, wow.
04:18There are such slogans.
04:20How will our councillor be?
04:22How will the judge be?
04:24Wow, wow.
04:26What is the future?
04:28What is happening?
04:30What is happening, Nabeel?
04:32Are you preparing for elections?
04:34I don't understand, Mr. Kami.
04:38He will give the judge be-gum.
04:40He will give the judge be-gum.
04:42Why won't they give us?
04:44We will give the judge be-gum.
04:46We will do such a way.
04:48We will write the judge be-gum for such a way.
04:50That we will give the judge be-gum.
04:52We will give the judge be-gum for such a way.
04:54And then we will give the judge be-gum for such a way.
04:58You will give the judge be-gum for such a way.
05:00You will give the judge be-gum for such a way.
05:02You will give the judge be-gum for such a way.
05:04You are not sure that you are still standing for the election.
05:06Yes, sir.
05:08Well, it's not just for the election.
05:10We will win our judge be-gum.
05:12But remember, after the judge be-gum,
05:14we will not have a mouth to be-gum for such a way.
05:16And then we will not put your mouth to mouth.
05:18You will give the judge be-gum for such a way.
05:20Let me see, sir.
05:21This is our manshour.
05:22After the judge be-gum will be the judge be-gum-counciler,
05:24which he will make the judge be-gum for this matter?
05:26The judge will be published in all the details.
05:28Here, sir, look.
05:30Take it.
05:32Who will give the judge be-gum for such a way?
05:34Take the judge v-gum.
05:36She will win.
05:38Yes, sir.
05:40You will win, sir.
05:41Momomat will win.
05:43Get you, sir.
05:45Mama, madam, will win!
05:47Eight minutes! Eight minutes!
05:49How will our councillor be?
05:51Joji Begum will be like that!
05:53Let's go!
05:54He will win!
05:56Mama, madam, will win!
06:01Sir, what is it?
06:03You want to call me madam councillor from today?
06:06First, stop it!
06:08Mother, this is your speech.
06:10Is it in English?
06:12Yes, Mother.
06:13Now, remember, remember!
06:15Yes, remember!
06:16Remember!
06:17When I say speech,
06:19this will be a joke.
06:21Mama, I feel like people are coming out.
06:24How do you say English?
06:25How do you say English?
06:29I'll say English.
06:31I've seen a lot of English films.
06:33I was in America.
06:35Mama, you didn't know your story.
06:37Oh, you didn't know your name.
06:39Later, his name was America.
06:41You were very small.
06:43Mama, please leave.
06:44Please practice the speech.
06:45Okay, okay.
06:46Okay, okay.
06:47Let's study.
06:48My beloved.
06:49My beloved.
06:50My beloved.
06:51My beloved.
06:52My beloved.
06:53My beloved.
06:54My beloved.
06:55My beloved.
06:56My beloved.
06:57What do you want to study?
06:58I am going to tell it.
07:00I asked where what what what what?
07:04Give what what?
07:06Don't ask who you.
07:09I say who you.
07:11My beloved.
07:12What are you doing?
07:13You don't have to write.
07:14You will not.
07:15People will laugh.
07:16I am going to study.
07:17Who am I going to study?
07:18Who am I going to study?
07:19I have to study my head.
07:20What do you study?
07:21Well, go ahead.
07:22You do a job.
07:23Mother, not take a picture of Punjabi.
07:25You will see.
07:26Mother, you have to give me a gift.
07:28What you have to give me a gift.
07:30Mother, you have to give me a gift.
07:32That's a gift.
07:33I have to give you a gift.
07:34You die.
07:35You die.
07:36You die.
07:37You die.
07:38You die.
07:39You die.
07:40You die.
07:41You die.
07:42You die.
07:43I am very practicing my right.
07:45Dear friends and friends.
07:50Your subscription is your knyze.
07:53Who are you?
07:54Who am I?
07:55Who am I?
07:56Who am I?
07:57I am not my counselor.
07:58I, Joji Begum, I will give you a share of your work.
08:05Why would I give you a share of your work?
08:07I am going to solve the problems of people or share of your work.
08:10Begum, you are doing great.
08:12If you are so much fun, you will learn a share of your work.
08:16We will get you from the end.
08:17I will get you from the end.
08:19That's why we get you from the day.
08:20We are now the most famous consular.
08:24Perhaps we will give you some extra love.
08:27Oh, leave them.
08:28What do you have to learn later?
08:30I am standing here,
08:32my own servant and the master of God,
08:38from the end of the end of the end of the end of the end.
08:40My son,
08:42you wrote this article to write for your election?
08:45Or to write for your popular?
08:47I will write it from someone else.
08:48Begum,
08:49when you are a rich man,
08:51you will write your own article to someone else?
08:55This is our business.
08:57What a big man!
08:58I'll tell you what I've said to you.
09:01You can't say it, madam.
09:03You have to read one hand.
09:06You have to hear the public.
09:08You have to throw us out.
09:10I love you, crores and sisters.
09:14If I won, I'll do it first.
09:19Your son?
09:20Hey!
09:20You gave the councillor to the council.
09:23That's your fault.
09:25Then you don't know, it's my Mieh Kamal.
09:28Stop it, you don't remember your name.
09:32I remember their name very well, their name is Kutubudin.
09:35Stop it, stop it, take your name back to your election.
09:39No, I'm telling you, it's not your bad luck.
09:41You'll be your bad luck, when you get one of them.
09:46That's what?
09:46That's what I'll give you.
09:48It's a joke?
09:49It's a joke, it's a joke.
09:50It's a joke, it's a joke.
09:52It's a joke.
09:53No, it's not a joke, it's a joke.
09:54It's a joke, it's a joke, it's a joke.
09:57Whatever you try, you won't get one of them.
10:00Vote, vote, vote.
10:02I'm saying that you won't get one of them.
10:06Inshallah, I'm proud of you.
10:08Whatever you do, I'll win, I'll win.
10:11Why?
10:12Why is it my choice?
10:14What's your choice?
10:15What's your choice?
10:17That's what I put my eyes on.
10:20Surma?
10:20No, not Surma.
10:22This, this is my choice.
10:24Wow, that's a good choice.
10:26You've got a choice.
10:28I don't know who you are.
10:29Ah!
10:30Ah!
10:32Ah!
10:34Ah!
10:35Ah!
10:36Ah!
10:37Ah!
10:38Ah!
10:39Ah!
10:40Ah!
10:41Ah!
10:42Ah!
10:42Ah!
10:43Ah!
10:44Ah!
10:45Ah!
10:46Ah!
10:47I don't know that I'm a free party in ladies.
10:50One thing I tell you is that many people are taking care of Mumtaz.
10:53I feel like it gave people to me.
10:55What is it?
10:56Oh my goodness, Joji, you're a lot of shame.
10:59What do you know that people in the vote in the vote?
11:02They put people in the vote, put them in the vote and put them in their name.
11:06No, there will be a lot of money.
11:09Oh, you need to buy some money.
11:11If Mumtaz won, you'll be able to win the whole world.
11:15and you gave him 24 hours to live in your house that he will win.
11:18Yes, that's okay.
11:20Tell me, now what do I do?
11:21You don't think about it.
11:23You just give me 3-4 lakhs.
11:253-4 lakhs?
11:26After my daughter becomes a counselor, everything will recover.
11:30Don't take your attention.
11:31You have to win.
11:32I told everyone that at 4 o'clock, Joji's party is all right.
11:36And you see, now I'm just like to do that.
11:39You'll see, you'll be scared.
11:40You'll run away and you'll take your name.
11:43Go, go, go.
11:44Don't give me some money.
11:47You'll have to do it, you'll have to do it.
11:50Consular, Joji Begum.
11:57I say that my daughter doesn't want to be a counselor.
12:00So, you'll ask me to go to the house and say,
12:03that you'll only get married.
12:05Okay, but why?
12:07You're Joji auntie's friend, right?
12:09Yes, that's why I know that she's so strong.
12:13Well, she's a little bit of a situation with her.
12:15She's angry at her face.
12:17What are you doing?
12:17I'm totally fine.
12:19Okay, what do you think?
12:20What are your chances of winning my mother?
12:22Oh, there are many chances.
12:23Joji's a vote to give such a vote,
12:25and the third hope is just like this.
12:27How many years she's been here?
12:29The children are only a great girl.
12:30They love such a lot.
12:32They're very popular because they're very popular in every house.
12:34Thank you, thank you.
12:36One thing I'll tell you.
12:37This is Joji's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife's wife.
12:41Oh, she's a wife.
12:42Well, Joji doesn't like anything.
12:44But if she's spending money,
12:46then she'll win.
12:47We should do something like that.
12:49So, you do that.
12:51You're like me.
12:52You're like people's house.
12:53You're like me.
12:54And you're like two thousand rupees.
12:57Okay.
12:58And where do I get so much money?
13:00Listen, listen.
13:02You ask her,
13:03you ask her.
13:04Otherwise, if Joji won,
13:06don't give up your life as much as possible.
13:09Okay, okay. I'll try to arrange the money for you.
13:12You remember the best speech.
13:14Joji's auntie won't give you a good speech.
13:16Let's open it.
13:19You please monitor it.
13:22You'll win! You'll win!
13:24You'll win!
13:26Why?
13:27I'm not your brother.
13:28I'm a little two, three, seven years old.
13:30You'll win!
13:34With the vote,
13:36let's pray for Joji's auntie.
13:38You'll win!
13:40You'll win!
13:42What's happening, brother?
13:43We'll tell you!
13:44The reporter who gave me his hand!
13:47This is just for those people
13:49who will give Joji's auntie.
13:51They'll give him a vote.
13:53I'll tell you,
13:55how many votes will you give Joji's auntie?
13:59Look, my brother,
14:01this is not a shame.
14:02This is just for those people
14:04who are giving Joji's auntie.
14:05Oh, this will get lost all the time.
14:08What's that?
14:09Because
14:11the people who are giving us,
14:14they won't give them.
14:17Oh!
14:18What do you want to give them?
14:20What do you think?
14:21You can barely get here.
14:22Don't you think you have to be a fugitive at this point,
14:24it's not a lie.
14:25Why are you doing the wrong money?
14:27Oh, I will do it,
14:28not all.
14:29What does it mean?
14:30What's the same money?
14:31What's the same money?
14:32It's not a lie.
14:33But I'm sorry,
14:34I have to say this,
14:35I think you will make money,
14:36which is fine.
14:37That's the true money.
14:38We don't have enough money to get our money.
14:43You just think that after becoming a consular of Momo,
14:49where will you hide your mouth?
14:53Why will we hide your mouth again?
14:56Remember, we will only win the Joji Begum.
15:00We will only win the Joji Begum.
15:02Joji Begum will win the Joji Begum.
15:04He will win the Joji Begum.
15:06Oh, you took it and took it.
15:09If we don't have enough money,
15:11no one will not be my fault.
15:12Go!
15:16Joji, Joji, Joji.
15:17Don't put it in place, Joji.
15:20What?
15:21What?
15:22Joji, I don't know.
15:23There's money in the election.
15:25What do you need to do?
15:27I and Mehmu have thought that
15:28those people who will vote us,
15:30we will give them 5-5 liters of petrol.
15:33Do you give them your seat, Nabil?
15:35Joji, you don't have petrol in my house.
15:37And in my house, you don't have money.
15:38Joji, that time she was doing great, great, great
15:40and she was doing great sports.
15:41She will win this way.
15:43This election, Joji won't win.
15:46Because I already gave 4,000,000,000 rupees for my promotion.
15:51In all the houses,
15:53there were clothes and dry bags in the house.
15:56Joji, you are very poor.
15:58But you gave me 4,000,000 rupees for me.
16:01I don't trust you, Nabil.
16:03Joji, you are completely gone to Papa Ji.
16:07Shut up, Nabil.
16:08It's not okay.
16:09You are completely gone.
16:10Yes, tell me.
16:12Sir, you didn't have a FSC cleared for 3 years.
16:15No, Mehmu has not cleared for 100 years.
16:17Nabil.
16:18Mehmu has written, written.
16:20I am writing, I am writing.
16:20And I am writing the names of vegetables.
16:22I am writing.
16:23You don't have tension.
16:24My ma has become consular.
16:26You will solve this problem.
16:28You will top it.
16:30But who have you to vote?
16:33You are going to get matched!
16:36You have no gas here.
16:38Mehmu has be the мехa that you eat while drinking for you.
16:43No!
16:44Let's note it.
16:46I am not getting restricted.
16:48It's gone upstairs.
16:49Yeah, you actually can't come from note from'montaziel Simpson's Methodist.
16:53muerte is an horsyœuvre.
16:56The 1982 carver ofgravity has to serve you.
17:00cito then who knows.
17:01Madam to give it to me
17:03My father, I'm very mad at this
17:05I'm going to give it to you
17:07My mother was killed
17:09and you put it on the bed
17:11It was 3 days before
17:13the beautiful woman who was in the neck
17:15and she was told that
17:17she was on the bed
17:19So, you take the bed
17:21and you put it on the bed
17:23but you have to give it on the bed
17:25and put it on the bed
17:27What's this?
17:29The poor people are going to give up.
17:31Don't give up.
17:33We are listening to them.
17:35So, as we become MoMo Consulers,
17:38we start to fix their problems.
17:41Then, bring us this.
17:43Because the Consulers will only be the Begum.
17:46Then, we will fix their problems.
17:49Oh, my mother will win.
17:51Who will win?
17:53Who will win?
17:55MoMo!
17:57The deepen you, who will lose ?
17:59I will see MoMo everything in it.
18:01We will watch MoMo.
18:03I will become lighter in you!
18:05We will be no more.
18:06I will become less.
18:08Go, my goodness.
18:10Go, there not be this world.
18:13How do you have it?
18:18Go, my goodness.
18:19Go, there not be this world.
18:22Jal bubble banna de chante
18:28Galia! Galia! Galia!
18:32Maaji maaji, shuru kare.
18:37Me re piaare kloonu chahne wali awam,
18:41Me ho aapki piaare madri dhsh...
18:45Maaji mumtaz!
18:50Maaji, me re maaji ka naam mumtaz hai.
18:55Maaji, aapka naam mumtaz hai.
18:57Haan ji, haan ji, me rea naam mumtaz hai.
19:00Aar agar aapne mujhe vote dia...
19:02Voh kya maaji?
19:03Vote maaji, vote.
19:04Haan haan, agar aapne mujhe vote dia,
19:07Toh mein saare gattr ke dhkhan chori kar lungi.
19:11Maaji ka mtlab hai,
19:13Khe gattr ke dhkhan lakadegi...
19:15Galia!
19:16Taliya!
19:19Pani ke misle ko hal karne ke liye,
19:21Mene ye socha hai,
19:23Ke sab ke ghar mein,
19:24Pani ke kuwen khud waa dhungi.
19:26Taliya ke liye aap kya karingi?
19:28Hoi, mein khud sab ko fari taliim dhuungi.
19:31Hoi, tu khud ti ji,
19:32Phail hai, tu kya taliim dheegi.
19:34Aar bas,
19:35Tera time muggi hai,
19:36Teh merah time start.
19:37Chalaji?
19:38Itani achhi baat te taliya hoonni chahi hai,
19:40Taliya!
19:41Taliya!
19:43Pehna,
19:44Teh merai praao.
19:46Asalaam alaykum,
19:48Joji da!
19:51Loh ji,
19:52Jey toh meri is,
19:53Pehna,
19:54Mumtaz,
19:55Ne kuwen na khud waae,
19:57Toh Joji ka wada hai,
19:59Ke iis shayar ke har khambay ke saath,
20:02Eek painse mein apne pindse laa ke ahoji moati,
20:06Bandhuungi,
20:07Aar woh dhuudh aapke liye free hooga.
20:10Aar jo bhense,
20:11Itna itna gobar karengi,
20:13Unka kya hooga Joji ji?
20:16Wo mustakim sahab uthaayenge?
20:19Bohut changa sual ki aapne,
20:21Woh jo gobar hai,
20:22Usko hum sukaak ke diwaro pe peizhe puzhe laa ke,
20:25Usko hum jalayenge,
20:26Uske baad usme khana bhi pakaayenge
20:28Or us tuhae se machar bhi nye aayega,
20:30Toh dhingi free ban jayega humara alaqa,
20:32Aakhar mein apne takreer ke,
20:34Aftatam pe ek shayar arz ki ae,
20:36Tinday, tinday,
20:38Bade mazaydar,
20:39Lase piyote maro de kaar,
20:41Aaaaah!
20:43Aaaaah!
20:44Aaaaah!
20:45Aaaaah!
20:46Aaaaah!
20:47Aaaaah!
20:48Aaaaah!
20:49Aaaaah!
20:50Aaaaah!
20:51Aaaaah!
20:52Aaaaah!
20:53Aaaaah!
20:54Aaaaah!
20:55Aaaaah!
20:56Aaaaah!
20:57Aaaaah!
20:58Aaaaah!
20:59Aaaaah!
21:00Let's take a look at it.
21:09This is a little bit of a cold, Rabina.
21:11Beautiful, Ma Ji.
21:13Yes, how sweet this is a beautiful cold.
21:15A little cold, it's good.
21:17It's not going to go away.
21:18Ma Ji, have a little patience.
21:19The result will only come, then it's cold.
21:21Oh, once again, as soon as I get the news,
21:24I'll open my hands with my hands.
21:26I will win.
21:27I will win.
21:29I will win.
21:31Come on.
21:32Come on.
21:33Come on.
21:34Come on.
21:35Come on.
21:36Come on.
21:37Mr. Kim, tell us what results are coming.
21:39Oh, Joji, you are.
21:41You are not winning.
21:44Yes.
21:45We got three votes.
21:48One was the Khak Sarka,
21:50one was your.
21:51One was the one who didn't know.
21:53No one got the vote.
21:54Oh, that means I won.
21:56Come on.
21:57Mother you won't win.
21:59Mother you, you won't win.
22:02You have two votes.
22:05One will make yours.
22:06One will make yours.
22:07One will make yours.
22:08I do not know who will make your votes.
22:11You're close, man.
22:12Tell me who will make the vote.
22:14One minute, one minute.
22:16If you both won, who should win?
22:18Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations
22:20Oh, how much you are, congratulations
22:22We both have won
22:23But my wife won't win
22:25What? Your wife?
22:26Yes, the third one was my wife
22:28She would win the election every time
22:30Consular's election
22:31I thought that this time I would stand up for them
22:34You wouldn't know that one of them
22:36So they will win
22:37Oh, that's a nice
22:39That's the one who took me so much money
22:42That money was also taken away from us
22:44Take my money
22:45Now, see, that money was taken away from the election
22:48But I'll give you all for them
22:49Let's go
22:50What is that?
22:51You won't die
22:52You won't die
22:53You won't die
22:54You won't die
22:55You won't die
22:56You won't die
22:57You won't die
22:58You won't die
22:59You won't die
23:00You won't die
23:02You won't die
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