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00:00:00What do you do for work?
00:00:02I'm Will O'Connell, head of the O'Connell Crime Family.
00:00:05I am not going out with a gangster.
00:00:10Hey kid, look out!
00:00:17What happened?
00:00:20What the fu-
00:00:22Oh shit, I'm in the body of a teenager.
00:00:26Ew, don't touch me, fat ass.
00:00:29Grab it.
00:00:32It's time to take back what's mine.
00:00:37I want to see my dad flee you alone.
00:00:40Motherfucker!
00:00:44My son will die!
00:00:46What the fu-
00:00:47What are you doing?
00:00:48I didn't say you could lower your guts!
00:00:49You'll just follow an order, sweetheart.
00:00:50We'll be done shortly.
00:00:59I don't know anything about you.
00:01:04So, this is our second date, and I feel like I don't know anything about you.
00:01:09Where did you go to college?
00:01:12I didn't.
00:01:14I dropped out of high school.
00:01:15Oh.
00:01:17Oh.
00:01:19Um, and then what do you do for work?
00:01:23Um, here.
00:01:26Let me get you a coffee.
00:01:27Watch where you're going, greaseball.
00:01:38So, your friend?
00:01:39Yeah, I'm not your friend.
00:01:41Why don't you fuck off to the dog track or wherever slime-like you hangs out?
00:01:44Why don't we all come down?
00:01:50This isn't a strip club.
00:01:53You can't smoke.
00:01:54It was unlit.
00:01:56It was an accident.
00:01:58Who said you could speak, bitch?
00:02:00Excuse me?
00:02:02You are fucking excru-
00:02:04Okay.
00:02:06You need to leave.
00:02:08Now.
00:02:10You want a piece?
00:02:11Bring it.
00:02:11I'll kick your scummy ass.
00:02:14You're going to be sorry.
00:02:26I have powerful friends in this town.
00:02:42Not as powerful.
00:02:44As I am.
00:02:47You see?
00:02:49I'm Will O'Connell.
00:02:50Head of the O'Connell crime family.
00:02:53Born with the O'Connell family.
00:02:56What is this?
00:02:59Clear out the trash.
00:03:02No.
00:03:03No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:03:04Please don't kill me, no.
00:03:06No.
00:03:07No.
00:03:08my apologies now where were we hell no jane jane no jane wait i am not going out with the game
00:03:21what come on stop following me come on beautiful i'll see you later jane
00:03:29sorry boys that's a kick in the twins but i lost it a second she found out in my high school dropout
00:03:38no one respects a high school dropout yeah you should have shown her your bank account
00:03:43sure she would have respected billionaires
00:03:48i'm serious thing was i was good in high school i crushed calculus
00:03:56maybe you should think about going back could uh be like that kid over there
00:04:01yeah maybe not that kick vicenzo but honestly it would be good
00:04:11i wish i would have another shot at high school
00:04:18god what a great gg
00:04:20if i could just i could have the excalibur look out
00:04:36i wish i had another shot at high school
00:04:40uh what happened i wish i had another shot at high school
00:04:56uh what happened i wish i had another shot at high school
00:05:08oh shit am i in a hospital but what's wrong with my eyes
00:05:14yeah yeah yeah get him out of here right now
00:05:18i recognize that voice that's silly one of my low level guys
00:05:22get up i'm taking you home the clothes are in the bag
00:05:26why would he take me home he's not my driver
00:05:28put on your glasses let's go
00:05:31glasses
00:05:33that means now i'm talking to you
00:05:36hey shit for brains move now
00:05:39what the hell did you just call me what the fuck
00:05:50oh
00:05:53what the fuck
00:06:01what the fuck
00:06:03whoa language
00:06:05do you have any idea the mess you've been causing huh
00:06:10oh shit somehow i'm in the body of a teenager
00:06:15sully
00:06:17it's it's me it's me what have i told you about calling me sully
00:06:22i am your father and you will show me the respect i deserve
00:06:27oh shit i'm in the body of sully's son
00:06:31okay
00:06:31okay you have to listen to me listen
00:06:36i'm not
00:06:36ah
00:06:38sully
00:06:39is this really how sully treats his own child poor kid
00:06:42what the hell were you thinking walking in the middle of the traffic huh
00:06:47you know how much trouble i'm in because of you you're about to find out
00:06:52that's a very bad decision you want to pout like a little girl you're about to cry like one too
00:06:57you never learn how to act like a sully i couldn't imagine a bigger demotion
00:07:03why do you know what the hell is going on in here thank god
00:07:07i'm just in time to watch me teach my son to fucking look
00:07:10hey the fuck's the matter with you he's a kid
00:07:15then you look at me look i know this is fucking crazy okay
00:07:19okay it's me it's will
00:07:23look i i don't know how this fucking happened it's me it's will yeah you think you're funny you little
00:07:28piece of shit you do so yeah because i saw will die
00:07:34my soul will die
00:07:35my soul will die my body's dead so i'm stuck at this one
00:07:48i'm about two seconds away from ending you
00:07:52ready you gotta listen to me it's me it's will say one more time
00:07:59one more fucking time i can't breathe
00:08:01we will go in with a great man and a great man died running into traffic to save your
00:08:06fucking ass disrespectful fuck buried in his phone what do you gotta say for yourself
00:08:14that's a kick in the twins
00:08:18that's a kick in the twins
00:08:20that's a kick in the twins ain't it vincenzo only will called me vincenzo here take your bag and
00:08:38you were going now and he took the way no you don't
00:08:52dick
00:08:55oh
00:09:04about to go to school
00:09:08i'm the powerful leader of a crime family
00:09:17i can get through high school even trapped in this kid's body
00:09:21ew don't touch me fat ass i'm sorry i'm just trying to walk you're trying to feel me up
00:09:28no i'm just trying to oh my god is that how you get off no i john farroff school
00:09:33look sorry are you staring at my tits
00:09:39no no ew he's staring at my tits
00:09:42oh is uh is there a problem here sorry i'm just this fat
00:09:47fucking freak bothering you babe yeah he basically molested me and now he won't stop staring at my tits
00:09:54is that you you've been snooping my girl oh jesus oh he's so gross i mean uh oh i get it she's got some
00:10:02great things
00:10:03uh but but but well not as big as yours
00:10:09you know what uh let's see how you like it when everyone stares
00:10:13at your mantis
00:10:17you know what let's take off his shirt
00:10:23let's take off his shirt
00:10:25don't you touch me
00:10:29grab it
00:10:31oh yeah i got me
00:10:33yeah yeah yeah keep a bit right there right
00:10:39wait it's you baby i gotta be precise
00:10:46look at those things
00:10:47if i ever catch you perfect on my girl again i will fucking kill you
00:11:08hey
00:11:20fuck you bitch
00:11:24what you just say to me
00:11:28i said
00:11:31fuck you
00:11:31what's your pet
00:11:44Oh
00:12:12Come on, come on
00:12:14Zuri, you got
00:12:21Come on, come on, Zuri, you got
00:12:28Dean, stop
00:12:29Dude, you're gonna kill him
00:12:30Oh, shit
00:12:32Oh, I just keep this shit out of that fucking freak
00:12:38Now see, that is what happens when you touch my gut
00:12:43Hey!
00:12:57Is that all you got?
00:12:59Bitch
00:13:00You still haven't heard yours
00:13:04Caden, stop, you're gonna die
00:13:06I don't fucking care
00:13:08Come here, go see
00:13:10Come on
00:13:12Come on
00:13:13Come on
00:13:18Stop
00:13:19Look at me
00:13:25Look at me
00:13:27Look at me
00:13:29What the hell is going on?
00:13:30Dean?
00:13:31Huh?
00:13:32Kaden?
00:13:33Kaden?
00:13:34Kaden?
00:13:35Kaden?
00:13:36Kaden?
00:13:37Kaden?
00:13:38Kaden?
00:13:39Jesus Christ
00:13:40I'd like to go just one fucking day without my dumb ass son getting himself in the hospital, huh?
00:13:53I'm not your son, Sully
00:13:54I'm not your son, Sully
00:13:55Yeah, I wish, believe me
00:13:56I wouldn't have to pay all your fucking medical bills
00:13:59What the hell were you thinking getting into a fucking fight?
00:14:00You're a weak fat ass
00:14:01I am sick and tired of people thinking that they can talk to me the way you fucking do
00:14:06Don't lay one more finger on you
00:14:08Vinny?
00:14:09Uh, uh, Mr. Puccini here
00:14:10What are you doing here?
00:14:11I'm not going to go to the hospital, huh?
00:14:12I'm not your son, Sully
00:14:13Yeah, I wish
00:14:14Believe me
00:14:15I wouldn't have to pay all your fucking medical bills
00:14:17What the hell were you thinking getting into a fucking fight?
00:14:19You're a weak fat ass
00:14:21I am sick and tired of people thinking that they can talk to me the way you fucking do
00:14:27God
00:14:28Ah
00:14:29Don't lay one more finger on you
00:14:31Vinny?
00:14:32Uh, uh, Mr. Puccini here
00:14:35What are you doing here?
00:14:36Out
00:14:37I need to talk to him
00:14:38I'll do, Spectre
00:14:39This is my son
00:14:41He's
00:14:42No more of your concern
00:14:44What?
00:14:47Walk away, Sully
00:14:49Walk away right now
00:14:55Don't come home
00:14:57I don't want ya
00:15:05That thing you said earlier
00:15:07After kicking the twins
00:15:14There's only one guy
00:15:16That would say such a dumb phrase
00:15:18Oh
00:15:21If you really will
00:15:23Prove it
00:15:24The first time that we met
00:15:26The first time that we met
00:15:27Was in a holding cell
00:15:28I asked you why you were in there
00:15:30And you looked me dead in the eye
00:15:32And you said
00:15:33Elder Abuse
00:15:34A banger ma
00:15:36Your middle name is Marian
00:15:39Got a thing where you say your favorite drink is Johnny Red
00:15:43But the reality is
00:15:44It's a mango flavored
00:15:46White claw
00:15:48You're a fucking pussy
00:15:50You gotta stash some getaway money
00:15:53Underneath your aunt's above ground pool
00:15:56Which is just fucking stupid
00:15:58And you lost your virginity with Stevie Rizzo's sister
00:16:01In a handicapped bathroom at the Jersey City Multiplex
00:16:04Should I keep going, you fucking hoe?
00:16:06Jesus Christ!
00:16:15It's you boss!
00:16:16It's me
00:16:17Oh oh oh
00:16:18Good to see you
00:16:19Man I
00:16:20It's good to see you still
00:16:21Got a broken rib
00:16:22Yeah no no no
00:16:23I heard
00:16:24I heard
00:16:25You know who the other kid was?
00:16:26Dane Flanagan
00:16:27Hatch Flanagan's son
00:16:29Hatch Flanagan
00:16:30Hatch Flanagan
00:16:31Is our enforcer the guy that I almost didn't hire
00:16:32Because he was too brutal
00:16:33That Hatch Flanagan
00:16:34Yeah yeah that's the one
00:16:35If the kid's anything like his father he's a fucking sociopath
00:16:39Listen
00:16:40You need anything
00:16:41You call me
00:16:43Thank you man
00:16:44It's good to have you back boss
00:16:46It's good to be back
00:16:47You
00:16:48Listen here you little bitch
00:16:57You got lucky in that fight
00:17:00But after all suspensions are over I am going to beat you I am going to humiliate you and then you know maybe I'm gonna fucking kill you
00:17:15You have no idea who you're messing with you
00:17:22You have no idea who you're messing with
00:17:26Oh really?
00:17:27Because I'm bigger than you
00:17:30I am stronger than you
00:17:32I am richer than you
00:17:33I am richer than you
00:17:34I am richer than you
00:17:35My dad is a fucking mobbing force
00:17:37You're nothing
00:17:39You're nothing
00:17:41You're nothing
00:17:42You're nothing
00:17:49Vinny
00:17:50It's time to take back what's mine
00:17:52Are your parents coming to pick you up?
00:17:59Not exactly
00:18:00How you doing?
00:18:01How you doing?
00:18:02How you doing?
00:18:03How you doing?
00:18:04We're good to go boss
00:18:05Thank you
00:18:23Welcome back home boss
00:18:32I think it's time to get ready for high school man
00:19:02I know
00:19:09How are you doing?
00:19:10I think it's time to get ready for high school
00:19:11I think we're doing in the future
00:19:12I think we really want to get ready for that
00:19:13I'm going to get ready for high school
00:19:14I print it out
00:19:15I'm going to get ready for high school
00:19:16I'm going to get ready for free
00:19:17so what are we thinking well i just need to see so uh just give me whatever the kids you get
00:19:37so glad you're back at school yeah i mean they threatened to expel me for being up that piece
00:19:50of shit but yeah i know it will never happen i mean they know that my dad is a mobster that he
00:19:57killed him if they did they're not gonna risk their lives as a goth freak where is that weak
00:20:05anyway i haven't seen him in a while i probably transferred out you know after i scared the
00:20:10out of him good ugly little toe gave me the crates all right don't worry babe i'll never see that little
00:20:17pushy ever again
00:20:34whoa who's that
00:20:37oh my god i'm in love
00:20:49who the hell are you don't recognize me
00:20:53bitch
00:20:56even
00:21:00things have changed
00:21:01clearly
00:21:06now if any of you even look at me the wrong way or get in my way i'll take everything you have
00:21:10cool i have to go i have class yeah whatever
00:21:19you're a dead man walking
00:21:21kaden you look different page what the fuck yeah i um i got a haircut
00:21:30that must be it
00:21:33come on bitches
00:21:35you should come hang out with us tonight we're going to club razor
00:21:38dane's got an in so you don't even need a pink id
00:21:44you think for one second that i'm gonna let this piece of
00:21:47shit sneak oh don't worry dane that's kind of you but i don't need it already having him please
00:21:54even if you somehow snuck in uh you'll never get a payable
00:21:58once you want to stand with all the commoners on the dance floor
00:22:03i'm a vip there i will get us a vip table oh vip that's great so then you must know about the uh
00:22:09the dark room what the i've never heard of any dark room
00:22:13yeah of course i'm going there all the time
00:22:24no way i heard about the dark room on tick tock so where sabrina carpenter hangs out when she's in
00:22:29town it's true wow dane so you can get us all in there i can get us in there you're not invited back
00:22:38let's make it back if you can get us all in there which i totally believe you
00:22:43i'll drop out of school
00:22:53but if you can't and i can
00:22:57then you have to crawl across the whole quad and your underwear
00:23:00and kiss my feet just for fun
00:23:08they screw you
00:23:16you thanks
00:23:18hey how do you even think you're gonna get in huh give the bouncer a hand job
00:23:30that's funny no i'll just remind him who owns the place
00:23:33the ladies
00:23:37with something nice
00:23:43what the was that you studs
00:23:46yeah no
00:23:48fucking way
00:23:50am i gonna lose this bet
00:24:03holy
00:24:06shit dana can't believe you've got us into this place
00:24:09dude we are probably the only high schoolers that have ever set foot in here dude be cool
00:24:15and why do you two look like your cat just died you're literally in the coolest club in the city
00:24:20i'm just pmsing because kaden didn't even show up we should have waited for him longer oh my god
00:24:26why do you care about that freak so he went on a zempick or something but
00:24:31he's still gross
00:24:33hey man let's just get a drink
00:24:36nah nah i got us a table and i'll tell him who i am and they'll grade us to the dark room
00:24:42excuse me sir
00:24:42get the fuck off me
00:24:43see my last name flanagan
00:24:50flanagan
00:24:50you have any idea who my father is hatch flanagan as in the very dangerous and high-ranking
00:24:58member of the criminal organization that owns this club
00:25:00i'm aware sir your party has been upgraded to the dark room
00:25:11follow me please sir didn't even need to tell him
00:25:14come on
00:25:18sorry girls looks like your little crush is gonna transfer schools
00:25:28what the fuck welcome to the dark room
00:25:33please have a drink make yourself comfortable i'm glad you're here
00:25:42except for you dane
00:25:44would hate for you to have a hangover before you have to cross the quad tonight
00:25:49please please have a seat
00:26:02cut the shit
00:26:03asshole
00:26:05it was my dad's name got us in here
00:26:08now how about you stop drinking our alcohol and you get the out of here
00:26:12it was your dad who got you in here
00:26:21i mean it sure as hell wasn't yours now see you guys might not know this but
00:26:24gayden's dad is also in the o'connell gang he mops the floors oh my god no wonder you smell
00:26:32like trash all the time they have no idea that i'm really the boss of the o'connell gang
00:26:37no yeah i have a little idea what you want to stay here hang out with us
00:26:43then how about you mop the floor like your daddy
00:26:50bring me a mop and bucket yeah that's not gonna happen
00:26:54do you have any idea who my father is that's enough
00:27:03you could please go get the mop and bucket that would be great thank you
00:27:07dude why is she listening to him
00:27:23yeah if you're the one who got us in here she should be listening to you
00:27:26you dumbasses he's probably paying her something now get him out of my seat
00:27:33i wouldn't do that if i were you
00:27:34unless both of you want all the bouncers in here to break you in half just the truth
00:27:45you don't scare us yeah we know who you are a fat nerd freak who's too poor to belong in a place like
00:27:56this yeah we've beat your ass once we'll do it again or even better i call my dad he comes down
00:28:05here and well then then transferring schools that's the least of your issues oh my god his dad will kill
00:28:12you like literally dude you're gonna die for reals yeah you know what i think i will call him tell him you're
00:28:23you're disrespecting him you're disrespecting him me and this club you're mopping bucket sir
00:28:36you know what they can call your dad or you raise the stakes
00:28:42what do you think
00:28:50you raise the stakes
00:28:57not
00:29:00i am sick of your shit i'd rather see my dad flay you alive
00:29:06i'm calling him you can call him if you're a daddy's bitch
00:29:15or you can just talk to your daddy's boss he's right through that door just through there
00:29:24what are you talking about you see there's a vip and there's ultra vip which welcome
00:29:33there's a third vip
00:29:39which is so secret that it probably shouldn't even exist because it's only for gang members and
00:29:45their special guests i've never heard about room i've never seen it on tick tock well sweetie that's
00:29:51probably because if it was ever posted on tick tock whoever did that would be at the bottom of the
00:29:55hudson river with two bullets in the back of their hands
00:30:01so dame
00:30:06what do you say
00:30:13you raise the stakes a bit
00:30:14if you can take your preppy little ass through that door and not be stopped
00:30:27i'll get on the ground right now i will mop up for you while you guys party and at the end of the
00:30:31night you can come and watch me be beat to death but if you can't and i can
00:30:42you drink this
00:30:45and just for fun you crawl across the quad and her underwear
00:30:51i should kick your ass right now jane calm down
00:31:03page maybe you should just leave now i don't want you to get hurt
00:31:09you're gonna regret that yeah why don't you come over and make me because i don't need to
00:31:17get hurt you so then do we have a deal
00:31:33and all i have to do is walk through that door that's right you go through that door i'll get on
00:31:39my hands and knees i'll go wash your shoes for you and you get to watch me get beat together oh you
00:31:44my friend are a fucking idiot yeah deal
00:31:55bad move idiot should you get the mop i'm so glad i'll never have to see his face again
00:32:02he's a fucking idiot
00:32:12what do you think you do get the fuck off me this is a restricted room yeah and i'm allowed in you
00:32:24know for my daddy
00:32:30daddy's not here
00:32:42what are you putting right now i'm your fucking daddy get him on his knees
00:32:48open no fuck you you son of a bitch
00:33:06like you're gonna be in a dark place
00:33:18i'm saying man i think you're not gonna do my job
00:33:22and i know i did look at you for a real vip
00:33:24like you're like you know you know you're so that's why i don't like you to wait to be
00:33:25out for your family
00:33:26and you're not gonna be real
00:33:27and t люб of them
00:33:28Also, take everyone else to the quad at Lockwood High School.
00:33:30I'll be with them all shortly.
00:33:32Understood.
00:33:34It's time to pay up, bitch.
00:33:42Hope you don't mind.
00:33:43We may have figured out this is happening.
00:33:47Don't fool this.
00:33:48I'm not fooling this.
00:33:49Yes, you are.
00:33:55Now, come on, Danny boy.
00:33:57Get on your knees.
00:33:59Let's go.
00:33:59Let's do it.
00:34:00Do it.
00:34:01It's time.
00:34:02It's time.
00:34:03Oh, my God.
00:34:06Eat it.
00:34:07Eat it.
00:34:08Eat it.
00:34:09Let's do it.
00:34:11Come on.
00:34:12Do it.
00:34:13Oh, my God.
00:34:17Oh, my God.
00:34:21Eat it.
00:34:25Oh, my God.
00:34:26Eat it, eat it, eat it!
00:34:35Come on!
00:34:37Come on!
00:34:39Come on!
00:34:41Come on!
00:34:43Come on!
00:34:46Come on!
00:34:49Come on!
00:34:51I can't believe you.
00:34:53Don't leave!
00:34:58Oh my god!
00:35:03Now, kiss my feet.
00:35:08Kiss my feet.
00:35:13Go on.
00:35:15A deal's a deal.
00:35:17Oh no!
00:35:27Oh no!
00:35:29Oh no!
00:35:31It sucks, we only got to go into the club for a few minutes.
00:35:51And you wanna go back?
00:35:52But we have school tomorrow.
00:35:54And the club is still open.
00:35:56And you wanna go back?
00:35:58Yeah.
00:35:59Yeah!
00:36:00Fine!
00:36:01No!
00:36:03Thanks.
00:36:04And here's...
00:36:05I know those things.
00:36:07I know them are all right.
00:36:09I know you are all right.
00:36:11They're all right.
00:36:12I'm very wrong.
00:36:13Okay.
00:36:14No way.
00:36:15I know you do.
00:36:16You should be明白, but I can't do it.
00:36:17I always have a picture of my face.
00:36:18I have a picture of my face.
00:36:20I have a picture of my face.
00:36:22So I have a picture of my face.
00:36:23Dad, I need a favor.
00:36:33I want you to have someone killed.
00:36:38Now, that is only going to be true as long as X is zero.
00:36:42Now, what happens if we increase that amount?
00:36:44Well, it's going to do something a little bit different to the equation here.
00:36:48Now, if we take a look at X plug-in one, that's going to change it.
00:36:53Oof. Calculus.
00:36:55I mean, I have a gift when it comes to calculus, but still.
00:37:00There's nothing less than calculus on my hangover, am I right?
00:37:03If we...
00:37:04Mr. Sullivan!
00:37:07Please, sit down!
00:37:16This asshole is a teacher.
00:37:20So nice of you to join us.
00:37:22After retiring from your career as a human punching bag?
00:37:28And why don't you head up here? Solve the problem on the board.
00:37:33That's not fair, Mr. Thompson. He's been suspended. He hasn't learned any of this.
00:37:37Yeah, plus the entire class got that question wrong when we tried.
00:37:40We only know the answer because you gave it to us.
00:37:43Well, then this should be enlightening, then.
00:37:45Pfft. I could do that in my sleep.
00:37:49Jump up, Mr. Sullivan. Unless you left your brain at home today.
00:37:54No, I can do it.
00:37:55Kaden, that's an advanced calculus problem.
00:37:59You haven't learned it.
00:38:01You probably never will.
00:38:03Go back to your seat.
00:38:05How about I just take a try?
00:38:07I'm not going to waste everyone's time just so you can make a fool out of yourself.
00:38:11What is he doing?
00:38:13Just sit down, Kaden. It's okay.
00:38:15Yeah, just sit down. Go read your MAGA hentai or whatever.
00:38:24Now, as I was saying, this problem is incredibly complicated, but you will be able to do it in time.
00:38:31Those of you that are passing, at least.
00:38:35What are you still doing here?
00:38:37Let me try to solve this problem. If I can get it right, then you have to apologize for being wrong about me.
00:38:42In front of everybody.
00:38:45If you can solve that problem, then I'll eat my shoe.
00:38:54Okay, well, Mr. Sullivan's decided to give us a show.
00:39:07Okay, well, Mr. Sullivan's decided to give us a show.
00:39:11He'll need the first derivative of the numerator and then the denominator.
00:39:17Wait, he's applying L'Hopital's rule. How does he know that?
00:39:33So the X with zero still gets you zero over zero, so I need to do a second differentiation.
00:39:39That's enough!
00:39:45That's enough!
00:39:49What the fuck?
00:39:50That's enough!
00:39:54What the fuck?
00:39:56Language, Mr. Sullivan.
00:39:59The mistakes you were making were too painful.
00:40:01I don't want to embarrass you in front of everyone.
00:40:03But he didn't make mistakes!
00:40:05Let him finish, Mr. Thompson!
00:40:07It's okay. It's fine.
00:40:09That's the spirit, Mr. Sullivan.
00:40:11You don't feel bad.
00:40:12Some people just aren't made for advanced mathematics.
00:40:16Oh, I'm sorry.
00:40:17No.
00:40:17I meant it was okay, because I solved the rest of the problem already in my head.
00:40:23What?
00:40:24You see, you have to apply L'Hopital three times, otherwise the results are going to be indeterminate.
00:40:35Which is what makes it tricky, isn't it?
00:40:38Because if the cosine of zero is one, and X equals zero, then that means that the answer
00:40:45and the limit would be negative 20.
00:40:51How did you?
00:40:52You know I'm right.
00:40:54It's negative 20.
00:40:58That is incorrect.
00:41:03Excuse me, Mr. Thompson.
00:41:04The answer is negative 20.
00:41:06You said so yourself last week.
00:41:17Well, you cheated me.
00:41:20A person like you could never solve a problem like that without cheating.
00:41:23I just want to make sure that you all are hearing this, clown.
00:41:27I solved this problem with no help from anyone completely on my own standing here by myself.
00:41:32Do not talk back to me, Mr. Sullivan, in my classroom.
00:41:36Go see Principal Daniels.
00:41:39No.
00:41:42I'm sorry, I can't do that.
00:41:43Not until you apologize to me in front of the entire class, as you promised.
00:41:48Listen to me, you little shit.
00:41:50There are two kinds of students in this world.
00:41:53The ones with bright futures, and the ones that are brainless, hopeless, penniless.
00:41:59You know, that's interesting, because the way I see it, there are two types of teachers in this world.
00:42:11Those who aren't psychopathic assholes.
00:42:14Let's go.
00:42:19Principal's office now!
00:42:22Okay.
00:42:23I'll go.
00:42:24Just don't piss your pants.
00:42:27Again.
00:42:28Mr. Sullivan I'm talking to you all right so if we focus on L'Hôpital we will see
00:42:48Mr. Sullivan what are you doing back here you don't belong here see that's where you're wrong
00:42:56because you're the one that doesn't belong what are you talking about class I hate to be the one
00:43:01to inform you but if you would please say goodbye to mr. Thompson because today will be his last day
00:43:07of employment with us I don't think so laggard you're nothing but a stupid teenage son of a
00:43:12low-level gangster correction I'm the stupid teenage son of a high-level gangster to fire me you'll have
00:43:19to deal with the board the union and a whole bunch of lawyers none of which you know how to do now get
00:43:28out of my class you know what I'm sorry everyone you're right I don't know how to deal with any
00:43:37of those people but you know what gangsters do know how to do full security flash like I don't know how
00:43:47the coffee shop how did you even know about you hear that that's just the sound of your employment
00:44:08ending how did you even know about you guys hear that that's just the sound of your employment ending
00:44:17mr. Thompson please get your things and come with me now what Jerry now fuck you
00:44:25oh I'll get you you gangster piece of trash I know powerful people true
00:44:35but not as powerful as I am
00:44:47well I think it's safe to say class dismissed
00:45:04game tell them it's me mr. Johnson I work for the school district
00:45:34apparently there was an incident in the quad last 99 need to get your version story I recognize him
00:45:42he's not with the school district he's a hitman for hire where we going come with me where
00:45:52about the locker room somewhere private I don't want to embarrass you
00:46:00what are we doing in the locker room ah this is where you kill yourself flash your wrists
00:46:22I don't think so turn around kid
00:46:27all right you tell me who hired you
00:46:36I'll let you walk I'll let you live
00:46:38do you really think you have any right to make demands
00:46:42do you have any idea who I am
00:46:46I do I do I do you're Pierre Lebeau mid-level hitman for hire
00:46:53do you have any idea who I am
00:46:54nope I really don't care
00:46:59well you should
00:47:00Mr. Lebeau please meet my associate
00:47:06Vincent Brigini acting head of the O'Connell crime family
00:47:09last chance who hired you
00:47:12you date
00:47:16the fuck
00:47:17or at least someone from the O'Connell crime family
00:47:20call me and ask me to make it look like an accident
00:47:24all right
00:47:26if you listen to me
00:47:28if you ever
00:47:29try to kill a kid again
00:47:31I would personally
00:47:33cut off your balls
00:47:34and stuff me in your mouth
00:47:35if you get me
00:47:36all right
00:47:37all right
00:47:38look at the fuck
00:47:42it's okay it's okay
00:47:44now why would he have the balls
00:47:46to order a hit without going through first
00:47:48well that's just a thing
00:47:50a lot of guys are trying to grab the throne
00:47:52because you're gone
00:47:57well then it's time I come back and
00:47:59put these bozos in line
00:48:03to do that I'm gonna need the O'Connell family token
00:48:06well I got bad news for you
00:48:08you were buried with it
00:48:10but I always kept a second
00:48:12spare
00:48:15I keep it hidden in the safe in the club
00:48:17huh
00:48:19so I'm gonna go and I'm gonna get it
00:48:21no no no no no
00:48:22I'll do it
00:48:23don't worry about
00:48:24a lot of the guys still don't know who you are
00:48:25it's gonna be okay
00:48:26all right
00:48:27look I might be a kid
00:48:28but I'm still the same guy
00:48:31all right
00:48:32it's gonna be fine
00:48:33all right
00:48:34you want a beer?
00:48:35yeah of course I do
00:48:37and get back to class
00:48:46I'll go right now
00:48:47the club is closed
00:48:48it'll be fine
00:48:49it'll be fine
00:49:09fuckers
00:49:19Jackpot
00:49:20you have any idea what happens when you steal from the O'Connells?
00:49:30Hatch Flanagan
00:49:32Dane's brood of fodder
00:49:33Jackpot
00:49:34Jackpot
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00:50:14My soul somehow transferred into this body.
00:50:17I'm not breaking into anything.
00:50:19I know the code.
00:50:25It's got my stuff in it.
00:50:27Oh, really?
00:50:29Will O'Connell.
00:50:31One of the most dangerous, powerful men in the world.
00:50:35Also known for storing hobo kid's shit in his safe.
00:50:39Huh? What does he got?
00:50:41Your comic books?
00:50:43Or your favorite jerk-off sock?
00:50:49No.
00:50:51Just your mom's giant dildo.
00:50:54Just your mom's giant dildo.
00:51:02That's a funny guy.
00:51:04Oh, I like funny guys.
00:51:07They usually bleed more.
00:51:09You got jokes, huh?
00:51:13You a comedian?
00:51:15Call Vinny Brigini.
00:51:17He'll tell you exactly who I am.
00:51:19Whoever the hell you are.
00:51:20You are way, way over your head.
00:51:22You're messing with the O'Connell crime family now.
00:51:25And I'm Will O'Connell.
00:51:27You stupid jackass.
00:51:29Look, call Vinny.
00:51:30Or let me try to open the safe.
00:51:32I'll show you.
00:51:33What is in it is mine.
00:51:34You're not getting anywhere near that safe.
00:51:35In fact, you're going nowhere at all.
00:51:37You're making a huge mistake.
00:51:46Who am I?
00:51:47Do you have any idea who I am?
00:51:51Yeah.
00:51:52You're Hatch Flanagan.
00:51:54You've been in this gang for eight years.
00:51:58I wasn't going to let you in because you're a brutal prick.
00:52:04But you said you could follow the rules.
00:52:06Also, you've got a son who's a dumbass mouth breathing bitch and bully.
00:52:11Tommy Mahomes from North Park, Pennsylvania.
00:52:18You've got a scar on your left calf from a knife pipe.
00:52:22This kid is crazy.
00:52:24Mr. Sam O'Dowd.
00:52:26He's lived on the same street in the same house since he was a kid.
00:52:30It's on Bastion Drive.
00:52:31You know, he tells us that it's because he doesn't want to see the house go.
00:52:34But the reality is, he's been banging Mrs. Baxter from next door since he was 18 years old.
00:52:41How do you know all this?
00:52:44Because as crazy as it sounds, I'm the guy you hired all you fucks.
00:52:55I'm the leader of this gang.
00:52:57I'm Will O'Connell.
00:53:04Now, call Vinny.
00:53:11Don't just stare at me, you dumbasses.
00:53:14Who sent you?
00:53:15What?
00:53:16Who sent you to spy on him?
00:53:18He's gotta be a spy.
00:53:19Hells, what do you know all that?
00:53:20Which times do I have to explain that?
00:53:22This is your last chance.
00:53:24Who sent you?
00:53:25It's your last chance.
00:53:26I'm telling you.
00:53:28The boss should have been out by now.
00:53:42Come on, come on, come on.
00:53:43Pick up, pick up.
00:53:52You made me do this.
00:53:53Boss?
00:53:54I didn't want to do this, goddammit.
00:54:02That move, that was boss's signature.
00:54:04What are you doing standing there?
00:54:06Do something!
00:54:07B-b-b-boss, what?
00:54:08What?
00:54:09HELLA!
00:54:13I just got a call from Vinny Borghini, and he is on his way here.
00:54:18What the fuck does he want?
00:54:19That's what I'm asking you!
00:54:21Larry Tomeli, all around creep.
00:54:22He runs his club for Vinny, who runs his mob for me.
00:54:25Why?
00:54:26Why?
00:54:27Why would he come to my club during the day?
00:54:28You're a club.
00:54:29The O'Connell family owns this club, and Vinny is in charge!
00:54:31Stop busting my nuts!
00:54:32All of them say, I'm doing this.
00:54:33Well, I'm doing this.
00:54:34I'm doing this.
00:54:35I'm doing it.
00:54:36I'm doing this.
00:54:37I'm doing this.
00:54:38I'm doing this.
00:54:39How do you want?
00:54:40What do you want?
00:54:41What do you want?
00:54:42What do you want?
00:54:43What do you want?
00:54:44What do you want?
00:54:45What do you want?
00:54:46What do you want?
00:54:47nuts all i'm saying is let's figure out why vinnie's coming here larry larry he's coming
00:54:53for me who the is this kid why is this kid talking shut up yes shit shit shit shit wait
00:55:01maybe there's a sound alarm we don't know about on the safe vinnie it's gonna be pissed
00:55:07shit shit the last time somebody trespassed yeah yeah will o'connell killed the manager himself
00:55:13and that is not happening to me i say i say let's get rid of this rat before vinnie gets here huh
00:55:23yeah i can't think of anything else i'd piss him off more wait larry that safe has a code right
00:55:32yes a code that will o'connell and will o'connell only knows yes larry let's just shoot him shut up
00:55:43so what what about it i can open it
00:55:57that safe has been shut dead since the boss is gone and we checked with every locksmith in the
00:56:02whole goddamn vicinity because i designed it and all the contents inside of that safe were supposed
00:56:07to die with me larry the kid is full of shit okay i know the code to that safe let me put it in there
00:56:16and if i get the code right we wait till vinnie gets here okay and what if you don't open
00:56:25can you kill me i'll bite i'll shoot you in the gut and watch you bleed it down
00:56:32wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait nice drive but how do i know that you're not some kind of uh
00:56:40some kind of locksmith genius or something huh do i look like a locksmith genius to you
00:56:48shithead doesn't know when to keep his mouth shut let alone know how to open something look i'll give
00:56:52hatch the numbers hatch will put in the code i won't even touch it great all right pops let's go
00:57:05all right try 52 for may 2nd that was my mother annette's birthday
00:57:23and then 604 for 604 west avenue that's my childhood home
00:57:28and finally 99 for the year that i should have graduated high school something that was very
00:57:38important to me well pound
00:57:58you'll find 100 g's cash in there as well as a passport for connor o williams and a framed picture of uh
00:58:17the last time i saw my grandmother it was her 93rd birthday there was cake
00:58:23what's the color of the dress your nana's wearing hmm i don't know
00:58:39because it was in the closet the shirt she was wearing however was blue
00:58:45he's right
00:58:58you know fellas ironically this is not the most interesting piece of the safe
00:59:06what's most interesting is that behind the frame is the o'connell family token
00:59:15that proves he's the boss sir sir i am so sorry look i i
00:59:28i it's not it's a fucked up situation okay what the fuck
00:59:39what the fuck have you done now
00:59:41you know who this kid is son yeah of course
00:59:46fucking son
00:59:48fucking son no i'm not yeah he is unfortunately but i haven't had anything to do with him since
00:59:58he killed will you got will killed no you're the dumbass that stepped out into traffic no no
01:00:05i'm not i'm not i'm telling you i am will no wonder he knows so much about will he he probably got
01:00:17obsessed and broke into his house and got his info you devious little shit you promised not to do
01:00:24anything until vinnie got here vinnie is on his way and he was best friends with will uh we we can't let
01:00:32him see that the kid who got will killed is here say i'll put two in the backer's head and throw him in
01:00:38the wood chipper unless you're sentimental son i can breed another kid
01:00:49guys i'm telling you if you pull those triggers you will not be alive coming morning
01:00:52and i'll take my chances put your fucking guns down right put holes in your brainless heads
01:01:10boss i'm so sorry we was going to take care of this for you oh you were were you this is the kid that
01:01:17got will killed car breaking in here trying to get in the wheels old private safe oh he was was he boss
01:01:25i'm sorry this is my fault i take full responsibility for it i should have killed you a long time ago
01:01:32now i'll take care of it right now no please allow me
01:01:46god you fucking idiots boss boss this this kid broke any club shut the fuck up
01:02:00it's not my club it's his club and you're lucky that he's not getting me to execute every single
01:02:05one of you for disrespecting him what i i don't understand i told you to shut the
01:02:13fuck up now everyone listen up no one and i mean no one touches him you're not making any sense this
01:02:21is kate my fucked up son no he's not this boy that's standing before you all this is will oconnell
01:02:31what what
01:02:35they don't believe it but there is another way around us will oconnell's son
01:02:40what the fuck so he's not my real father and he was about to shoot me point blank just a moment
01:02:48ago if you remember that so he's not your father did that my mom had an affair that's a lie it's not
01:02:53a lie she was gonna leave this piece of shit until she got sick will felt really bad didn't want to
01:03:02make her look bad so he only told me and his best friend no wonder will sacrifice his life
01:03:11save you yes can't believe i didn't see it before you look nothing alike but you sound exactly the same
01:03:20you're not believing this absolute are you let me tell you something his mother never slept with no
01:03:26other man but me like we're going to believe a son killer over vinnie
01:03:34mr o'connell i i apologize for the mishap earlier i am at your service
01:03:41thank you gentlemen all right first order of business get silly out of my fucking sight please
01:03:56what no you heard me you heard me i swear i swear
01:03:59i don't know why don't you go take a couple days and heal on up and come on back here you got to
01:04:13pick up that mop mom i was supposed to get promoted the oconnell family is not going to tolerate someone
01:04:20who would shoot a teenager who's innocent point blank you come back and you take that mop or you don't
01:04:25come back at all yes sir you declared yourself you got your power back what now i take over my next
01:04:46organization oh yeah what's that high school hey miss where you going not with you and don't call me babe
01:05:09amanda are you embarrassed to be seen with me after what happened
01:05:16you looked like a loser the other night and worse than that you made me look like a loser are you
01:05:24fucking kidding me right now dane you got owned by a nobody
01:05:34or maybe i was wrong about that maybe you're the nobody
01:05:38maybe i should be dating kaden instead
01:05:45oh good luck with that you dumb slut
01:05:51you are never gonna see kaden ever again oh my god
01:06:01yeah i took care of that little wannabe
01:06:05i haven't seen his calculus oh my god oh my god pain
01:06:13what did you do you see you you dumb skits
01:06:19you really picked the wrong guy to see this this is my school it is about
01:06:25fucking time that i showed it
01:06:27dude dude you got fucking problems
01:06:33hey what about you big man no no
01:06:38now see that that is what i fucking thought i am the fucking king here you're not like you want to be
01:06:45next huh huh and why don't you get down and kiss my fucking feet
01:06:51what yeah yeah yeah get down on the
01:06:56fucking floor on your hands and knees and kiss my fucking feet huh
01:07:03what's the matter you're super funny when he had to kiss his last night right
01:07:07team stop you think she's gonna kiss my feet by herself get down now
01:07:22i have beat you nice i let you all swim when that freaking freak humiliated me
01:07:28we got all in his mouth you are all going to submit to me
01:07:42you are gonna make it up to me for what you just did
01:07:46the hard way
01:07:47now all three of you get from your hands and knees we get the fucking fate of your king
01:07:53baby baby please you're scared you look like i give a
01:07:59see this this is just the beginning because after this all three of you are
01:08:03going back to your locker room with me and you are going to really submit to me
01:08:14do something
01:08:14do something
01:08:16jared you're bigger than him are you gonna let this happen
01:08:21yeah well are you
01:08:23you're bigger than me
01:08:28you're bigger than me
01:08:44shouldn't have disrespected me good boy good boy
01:08:49steve is not gonna help you okay nobody is gonna help you
01:08:52okay
01:09:07well i am waiting ladies
01:09:14what the hell is going on here yeah how about you calm down clancy i'm just teaching a lesson in respect
01:09:20mr franigan
01:09:22gone too far
01:09:24i don't care who your father is you don't act like this in my school
01:09:32your school your school no no mother
01:09:41school is now mine
01:09:50you
01:10:00now you you are gonna watch and see what happens would you
01:10:04fuck with me someone call 911 now
01:10:12the next person to take out their phone gets a bullet in their head
01:10:17okay
01:10:18fucking move now now
01:10:25because see i want to take my time
01:10:28with this
01:10:29nobody please
01:10:30dude this is crazy oh yeah is it crazy why don't you come and do something about it
01:10:43if we rush them all at once we can take them down oh no oh no i should have thought of that oh wait
01:10:49i did
01:11:01lockwood high school meet the o'connell gang
01:11:06hey please please don't do this
01:11:14because you
01:11:19because you you disrespected me
01:11:22and my family name
01:11:24and when you disrespect me you disrespect them and you are all
01:11:29i'm not going to kill you i'm not going to kill you i'm not going to kill you but it's going to be so
01:11:42so
01:11:43so
01:11:43so
01:11:45worse
01:11:45because you see these these pretty girls they thought they were too good for me
01:11:52well you're about to become a whole
01:11:55a lot less
01:11:59this is enough
01:12:00dangerous isn't safe
01:12:02just stop it's a dump
01:12:08now if anyone takes another step forward
01:12:10gunned them down
01:12:13now we're
01:12:18it's gonna help you huh
01:12:20your boyfriend
01:12:22no wait
01:12:23keaton has got two bullets
01:12:25into his head
01:12:26keaton
01:12:36keaton
01:12:38oh sweet keaton
01:12:39huh
01:12:40where are you
01:12:48i'm right here
01:12:49keaton
01:12:55dane flanagan
01:12:58keaton
01:12:59you're okay
01:13:02you look like you've seen ghosts
01:13:04keaton you're still alive
01:13:06seems to be so huh
01:13:08well i'm not a problem
01:13:09men kill him
01:13:12oh so you lovely ladies look for this guy huh
01:13:14they are members of the o'connell crime family which means that they work
01:13:18for my father which means that they work for me i thought the o'connell's uh worked for just the o'connell's
01:13:25you fool
01:13:27will o'connell's dead
01:13:29he got hit by a truck there are no o'connell's left
01:13:36actually there is one
01:13:43me
01:13:43you really think some trinkets gonna save you that's no trinket that's the o'connell family token
01:13:52what do you mean
01:13:53what do you mean
01:13:54this
01:14:07just keep your guns up
01:14:08all right now everybody put your fucking guns down okay he ain't your boss yes he is
01:14:19I'm second in command now
01:14:27what the fuck are you doing I didn't say you could lower your guns
01:14:33just follow an order sweetheart we'll be done
01:14:38and who the hell are you supposed to be do you know who my father is Hatch Flanagan you piece of shit
01:14:48peasant may I please
01:14:52I don't know how you're dead to any idea what my father is going to do to you when I tell him that
01:15:01you'd slap me why don't we ask him I invited him here
01:15:04I got your message boss the hell's going on here
01:15:12I need you to kill this piece of shit
01:15:20this is Will O'Connell's kid
01:15:31no no he is the son of a janitor
01:15:33you shut up you don't know what you're talking about
01:15:36dad dad shut it Mr. O'Connell Mr. Bougini I apologize on behalf of my moron
01:15:45disrespectful son of a bitch kid you don't know him better you gotta take your wrath out on somebody
01:15:49take it out on him not me okay
01:15:50Hatch get the fuck out of here
01:15:55done
01:15:56dad
01:15:58dad
01:16:02now you listen up you listen up good
01:16:09the O'Connell family does not tolerate threatening children
01:16:13but boss we were just following orders
01:16:15then you got some new orders now don't you
01:16:17if I see any of you fucking rats here ever again I'll fucking kill you
01:16:22understand
01:16:23what are you just leaving me everybody's leaving me you catch on to that
01:16:49friends
01:16:52girlfriend
01:16:55your own daddy
01:16:57what is it that you said to me
01:17:02right here
01:17:03in front of this fucking locker
01:17:05you
01:17:09are
01:17:11nothing
01:17:14that's not quite you
01:17:28hmm
01:17:30I still got a gun
01:17:31what'd you say
01:17:44I give up
01:17:45I give up
01:17:46I'll
01:17:47look I give up
01:17:48I I give up
01:17:49okay
01:17:50you
01:17:50oh
01:17:51Will you kill me now?
01:18:10Me?
01:18:11No.
01:18:12I would never kill you.
01:18:13Come on.
01:18:14Why would I deny all those federal inmates some young fresh meat dang?
01:18:20What?
01:18:21You know, here's what's going to happen.
01:18:25As soon as he wakes up, you're going to take the fall for everything that happened this
01:18:30last week.
01:18:31No.
01:18:32No, no, no.
01:18:33You can't.
01:18:34Yes, I can.
01:18:36I own half the district attorneys in town.
01:18:38You're going to prison, baby boy.
01:18:44I'll see you in 40 years to life, pal.
01:18:48Please, Caden.
01:18:49I'm sorry.
01:18:50Please, Caden.
01:18:51I'm sorry.
01:18:52Please.
01:18:53No.
01:18:54Let me go.
01:18:55No.
01:18:56No, Babu.
01:18:57Caden, I'm sorry.
01:18:58Please.
01:18:59All right.
01:19:00For the rest of us, you were never here.
01:19:04Capisce?
01:19:05Go.
01:19:06Hey.
01:19:07Okay, here.
01:19:08Let me see.
01:19:09Let me see.
01:19:10You're okay.
01:19:11You're okay.
01:19:12You're okay.
01:19:13You're okay.
01:19:14It's okay.
01:19:15I'm sorry.
01:19:16I'm sorry.
01:19:17I was cruelty.
01:19:18I'm sorry.
01:19:19I'm sorry.
01:19:20I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm just cruelty. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
01:19:30After that day, school actually became fun.
01:19:36I became a straight-A student.
01:19:39I was very popular with the ladies.
01:19:41Not that I ever acted on it.
01:19:44But the best part was, after saving the school,
01:19:47I gained a reputation for fixing things.
01:19:50I understand that you're having trouble with certain elements of the hockey team.
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