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00:00:00so this is our second date and I feel like I don't know anything about you
00:00:09where did you go to college I didn't I dropped out of high school oh um and
00:00:19then what do you do for work yeah let me get your coffee
00:00:30watch where you're going greaseball sorry friend yeah I'm not your friend why don't you fuck off to
00:00:42the dog track or wherever slime like you hangs out why don't we all come down
00:00:46this isn't a strip club you can't smoke it was unless it was an accident who said you could speak
00:00:59bitch excuse me you are fucking excuse you need to leave now you want a piece bring it I'll kick your
00:01:12scummy ass
00:01:13you're you're gonna be sorry I have powerful friends in this town
00:01:28not as powerful as I am
00:01:45you see I'm Will O'Connell head of the O'Connell crime family
00:01:52long live the O'Connell family
00:01:55what is this
00:01:58clear out the trash
00:02:00no no no no no no no no no please don't kill me no
00:02:06no no no
00:02:08my apologies
00:02:11now where were we hell no
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00:02:17Jane wait I am not going out with the game
00:02:21Jane what come on stop following me
00:02:23come on beautiful I'll see you later Jane
00:02:27sorry boys that's a kick in the twins but I lost it a second she found out I'm a high school dropout
00:02:36no one respects a high school dropout
00:02:40you should have shown her your bank account
00:02:43sure she would have respected billion is
00:02:46I'm serious thing was I was good in high school I crushed calculus
00:02:53maybe you should think about going back to the be like that kid over there
00:03:01yeah maybe not that kick
00:03:07Regenzo
00:03:08but honestly it would be good
00:03:10I wish I would have another shot at high school
00:03:14god what a great gg
00:03:20I could just
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00:03:24have your caliber
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00:03:56Ugh. What happened? I wish I had another shot at us. Oh, shit. Am I in a hospital? But what's wrong with my eyes?
00:04:14Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get him out of here right now.
00:04:18I recognize that voice. That's Sully. One of my low-level guys.
00:04:22Get up, I'm taking you home. The clothes are in the bag.
00:04:25Why would he take me home? He's not my driver.
00:04:29Put on your glasses. Let's go.
00:04:31Glasses?
00:04:32That means now. I'm talking to you.
00:04:36Hey, shit for brains. Move now.
00:04:40What the hell did you just call me?
00:04:42What the fuck?
00:04:50Huh.
00:04:51What the fuck?
00:05:02What the fuck?
00:05:04Whoa! Language!
00:05:06Do you have any idea the mess you've been causing? Huh?
00:05:10Oh, shit. Somehow, I'm in the body of a teenager.
00:05:14Sully.
00:05:16It's me. It's me.
00:05:19What have I told you about calling me Sully?
00:05:22I am your father and you will show me the respect I deserve.
00:05:27Oh, shit. I'm in the body of Sully's son.
00:05:31Okay.
00:05:33You have to listen to me. Listen.
00:05:36I'm not-
00:05:36Ah!
00:05:38Sully!
00:05:39Is this really how Sully treats his own child?
00:05:41Poor kid.
00:05:42What the hell were you thinking walking in the middle of the traffic, huh?
00:05:47Do you know how much trouble I'm in because of you?
00:05:50You're about to find out.
00:05:53That's a very bad decision.
00:05:54You want to pop like a little girl? You're about to cry like one do.
00:05:58You never learn how to act like a Sullivan.
00:06:01I couldn't imagine a bigger demotion.
00:06:04Why, you little-
00:06:04Hey, hey, hey!
00:06:05What the hell is going on in here?
00:06:06Thank God.
00:06:07I'm just in time to watch me teach my son a fucking look.
00:06:11Hey!
00:06:11The fuck's the matter with you?
00:06:13He's a kid!
00:06:15Vinny, look at me.
00:06:16Look.
00:06:17I know this is fucking crazy.
00:06:19Okay.
00:06:21It's me.
00:06:22It's Will.
00:06:22I don't know how this fucking happened.
00:06:26You think you're funny?
00:06:26It's me.
00:06:27It's Will.
00:06:27Yeah, you think you're funny, you little piece of shit?
00:06:29You do, though?
00:06:30Yeah.
00:06:31Because I saw Will die.
00:06:34I saw Will die!
00:06:39I saw Will die!
00:06:40My body's dead, so I'm stuck in this one?
00:06:43Vinny!
00:06:45Vinny!
00:06:45Stop!
00:06:48I'm about two seconds away from fucking ending you.
00:06:52Vinny, you gotta listen to me.
00:06:56It's me.
00:06:57It's Will.
00:06:58Say it one more time.
00:06:59Vinny.
00:07:00One more fucking time!
00:07:01I can't breathe.
00:07:02Will going with a great man.
00:07:03And a great man died running into traffic to save your fucking ass.
00:07:08Disrespectful fuck!
00:07:09Buried it in spout.
00:07:11What do you got to say for yourself?
00:07:13Huh?
00:07:14That's a kick in the twins.
00:07:16That's a kick in the twins.
00:07:27Oh, did you see?
00:07:31That's a kick in the twins.
00:07:33Ain't it, Vincenzo?
00:07:35Only Will called me Vincenzo.
00:07:37Here, take your bag, idiot.
00:07:39We're going now.
00:07:40And he took the way...
00:07:40No, you don't!
00:07:41Vinny!
00:07:41Vinny!
00:07:41Vinny!
00:07:43Vinny!
00:07:52Dick!
00:07:55Oh, shit!
00:08:04About to go to school.
00:08:06I'm the powerful leader of a crime family.
00:08:17I can get through high school, even trapped in this kid's body.
00:08:22Ew! Don't touch me, fat ass.
00:08:25I'm sorry, I'm just trying to walk you.
00:08:26Are you trying to feel me up?
00:08:28No, I'm just trying to walk you.
00:08:29Oh my God, is that how you get off?
00:08:32No, I'm John Farrow.
00:08:34School.
00:08:34Look, sorry.
00:08:36Are you staring at my tits?
00:08:39No.
00:08:40Ew, he's staring at my tits!
00:08:43Whoa, is there a problem here?
00:08:45Sorry, I'm just...
00:08:46This fat fucking freak bothering you, babe?
00:08:50Yeah, he basically molested me, and now he won't stop staring at my tits.
00:08:54Is that how?
00:08:56You've been sleeping my girl?
00:08:58Oh, Jesus.
00:08:59Oh, he's so gross!
00:09:01I mean, hell, I get it.
00:09:02She's got some great tits.
00:09:03I see.
00:09:05But, but, but, I'm not as big as yours.
00:09:09You know what?
00:09:10Let's see how you like it when everyone stares at your mantis.
00:09:17You know what?
00:09:19Let's take off his shirt.
00:09:24Let's take off his shirt.
00:09:25Don't you fucking touch me.
00:09:30Grab it.
00:09:31Oh, yeah, I got me.
00:09:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:09:35Yeah, yeah, keep him pinned right there, right?
00:09:37Yeah.
00:09:38Oh!
00:09:38Wait, it's you, baby.
00:09:41I gotta be so excited.
00:09:44Oh, yeah.
00:09:46Look at those things.
00:09:51If I ever catch you perfect on my girl again, I will fucking kill you.
00:09:56Fuck.
00:09:58Fuck.
00:10:17Hey.
00:10:18Fuck you, bitch.
00:10:21What you just said to me
00:10:26I said
00:10:29Fuck you, bitch
00:10:33You're dead
00:10:51Come on, come on
00:11:01Oh my god
00:11:05Come on, come on, there you go
00:11:15Come on, come on
00:11:21Come on, come on, there you go
00:11:23Dean, stop
00:11:30Dude, you're gonna kill me
00:11:31Oh, shit
00:11:32Oh, I just keep this shit out of that fucking freak
00:11:36I see
00:11:39That is what happens
00:11:41When you touch my girl
00:11:51Hey
00:11:54Is that all you got, bitch?
00:12:03You still have more to kill us
00:12:05Caden, stop, you're gonna die
00:12:07I don't fucking care
00:12:09Come here, go see
00:12:11Come on
00:12:13Come on
00:12:14Look at me
00:12:26Look at me
00:12:28What the hell is going on?
00:12:47Dang, huh?
00:12:48Kaden
00:12:50Jesus Christ
00:12:56I'd like to go just one fucking day without my dumb ass son getting himself in the hospital
00:13:07Huh?
00:13:07I'm not your son, son
00:13:09Yeah, I wish
00:13:10Believe me
00:13:11Wouldn't have to pay all your fucking medical bills
00:13:15What the hell were you thinking?
00:13:18Getting into a fucking fight
00:13:19You're a weak fat ass
00:13:21I am sick and tired of people thinking that they can talk to me the way you fucking do
00:13:27Don't lay one more finger on him
00:13:31Vinny?
00:13:33Uh, uh, Mr. Genie
00:13:35What are you doing here?
00:13:37Out
00:13:37I need to talk to him
00:13:39I'll do respect, sir
00:13:40This is my son
00:13:41He's
00:13:43No more of your concern
00:13:44What?
00:13:48Walk away, son
00:13:50Walk away right now
00:13:56Don't come home
00:13:57I don't want ya
00:13:59That thing you said earlier
00:14:07That's a kick in the twills
00:14:10There's only one guy
00:14:16that would say such a dumb phrase
00:14:19No
00:14:19If you really will
00:14:23Prove it
00:14:25The first time that we met
00:14:28was in a holding cell
00:14:29I asked you why you were in there
00:14:31And you looked me dead in the eye
00:14:33And you said
00:14:34Elder abuse
00:14:35A bang-jama
00:14:37Your middle name
00:14:39Is Marion
00:14:40Got a thing where you say
00:14:42Your favorite drink
00:14:42Is a Johnny Red
00:14:44But the reality
00:14:45It's a mango flavored
00:14:47White claw
00:14:49You're a fucking pussy
00:14:51You gotta stash some getaway money
00:14:54Underneath your aunt's above ground pool
00:14:57Which is just fucking stupid
00:14:59And you lost your virginity
00:15:01With, uh, Stevie Rizzo's sister
00:15:03In a handicapped bathroom
00:15:04At the Jersey City Multiplex
00:15:06Should I keep going, you fucking hoe?
00:15:07Jesus Christ
00:15:16It's you, boss
00:15:18It's me
00:15:19Oh, oh, oh
00:15:20Good to see you
00:15:20It's good to see you still
00:15:23Got a broken rib
00:15:24Yeah, no, no, no
00:15:25I heard, I heard
00:15:25You know who the other kid was?
00:15:27Dane Flanagan
00:15:28Hatch Flanagan's son
00:15:29Hatch Flanagan
00:15:32As in our enforcer
00:15:33The guy that I almost didn't hire
00:15:34Because he was too brutal
00:15:35That Hatch Flanagan
00:15:35Yeah, yeah, that's the one
00:15:36If the kid's anything like his father
00:15:38He's a fucking sociopath
00:15:39Listen
00:15:40You need anything
00:15:42You call me
00:15:43Thank you, man
00:15:45It's good to have you back, boss
00:15:47It's good to be back
00:15:48You
00:16:04Listen here
00:16:06You little bitch
00:16:08You got lucky in that fight
00:16:12But after all suspensions are over
00:16:15I am going to beat you
00:16:16I am going to humiliate you
00:16:18And then, you know
00:16:19Maybe I'm going to fucking kill you
00:16:21You have no idea who you're messing with
00:16:25Oh, really?
00:16:30Because I'm bigger than you
00:16:31I am stronger than you
00:16:35I am richer than you
00:16:36My dad is a fucking mob
00:16:38You're bullshit
00:16:39You're nothing
00:16:43Vinny
00:16:50It's time to take back what's mine
00:16:53Are your parents coming to pick you up?
00:17:01Not exactly
00:17:02What are you doing?
00:17:14How you doing?
00:17:16We're good to go, boss
00:17:17Thank you
00:17:19Welcome back home, boss
00:17:25I think it's time to get ready for high school, man
00:17:55Let's go, boss
00:17:58lemag talk
00:17:58How you doing?
00:18:04We're good to go, boss
00:18:06We're good to go, boss
00:18:11Hey, boy
00:18:22so what are we thinking well i just need to see so uh just give me whatever the kids you get
00:18:38so glad you're back at school yeah i mean they threatened to expel me for being up that piece
00:18:51of shit but yeah i know it will never happen i mean they know that my dad is a mobster and that he
00:18:58killed him if they did they're not gonna risk their lives as a goth freak where is that weak
00:19:07bitch anyway i haven't seen him in a while probably transferred out you know after i scared the shit
00:19:12out of him good ugly little toe gave me the creeds all right don't worry babe i'll never see that
00:19:19a little pussy ever again
00:19:20whoa who's that
00:19:38oh my god i'm in love
00:19:45who the hell are you don't recognize me bitch
00:19:55things have changed
00:20:02clearly
00:20:05now if any of you even look at me the wrong way or get in my way i'll take everything you have
00:20:11cool i have to go i have class yeah whatever
00:20:18you're a dead man walking
00:20:22kaden you look different
00:20:25page what the fuck
00:20:27yeah i um i got a haircut
00:20:31that must be it
00:20:33come on bitches
00:20:35oh wait you should come hang out with us tonight we're going to club razer dane's got an in so you don't even need a fake id
00:20:42you think for one second that i'm gonna let this piece of shit sneak up oh don't worry dane that's kind of you but i don't need it already having him please
00:20:53please
00:20:55and even if you somehow snuck in uh you'll never get a table
00:21:00once you want to stand with all the commoners on the dance floor
00:21:05i'm a vip there i will get us a vip table
00:21:08oh vip that's great so then you must know about the uh the dark room
00:21:13what the fuck i've never heard of any dark room
00:21:19yeah of course i'm going there all the time
00:21:22no way i heard about the dark room on tiktok
00:21:29that's where sabrina carpenter hangs out when she's in town
00:21:31that's true wow dane so you can get us all in there
00:21:34i can get us in there
00:21:36you're not invited there
00:21:39let's make it back
00:21:41if you can get us all in there
00:21:44which i totally believe you
00:21:45i'll drop out of school
00:21:48but if you can't
00:21:56and i can
00:21:57then you have to crawl across the whole quad
00:22:01and your underwear
00:22:02and
00:22:03kiss my feet
00:22:05just for fun
00:22:07they screw you
00:22:18you
00:22:18thanks
00:22:20how do you even think you're gonna get in
00:22:26give the bouncer a handjob
00:22:28that's funny
00:22:32no
00:22:33i'll just remind him who owns the place
00:22:35and ladies
00:22:37with something nice
00:22:40what the fuck was that you studs
00:22:47and no
00:22:49fucking way
00:22:51am i gonna lose this bet
00:22:53holy shit dane i can't believe you got us into this place
00:23:10dude we are probably the only high schoolers that have ever set foot in here
00:23:14dude
00:23:15be cool
00:23:17and why do you two look like your cat just died
00:23:19you're literally in the coolest club in the city
00:23:22you're just pmsing because kaden didn't even show up
00:23:25we should have waited for him longer
00:23:26oh my god
00:23:28why do you care about that freak
00:23:30so
00:23:31he went on his mpick or something
00:23:33but
00:23:33he's still gross
00:23:35hey man
00:23:36let's just get a drink
00:23:37nah nah i got us a table
00:23:39and i'll tell him who i am and they'll grade us to the dark room
00:23:42okay
00:23:43excuse me sir
00:23:44shut the fuck off me
00:23:49see my last name
00:23:52flanagan
00:23:52mm-hmm
00:23:54you have any idea who my father is
00:23:56hatch flanagan
00:23:57as in the very dangerous and high-ranking member of the criminal organization that owns this club
00:24:05i'm aware sir
00:24:07your party has been upgraded to the dark room
00:24:11oh shit
00:24:12damn
00:24:13follow me please sir
00:24:14didn't even need to tell him
00:24:20sorry girls
00:24:21looks like your little crush is gonna transfer schools
00:24:29what the fuck
00:24:32welcome
00:24:33to the dark room
00:24:37please
00:24:39have a drink make yourself comfortable i'm glad you're here
00:24:43except for you dain
00:24:44except for you dain
00:24:46would hate for you to have a hangover before you have to cross the quad tonight
00:24:58please please have a seat
00:24:59cut the shit
00:25:05asshole
00:25:07it was my dad's name got us in here
00:25:10now how about you stop drinking our alcohol
00:25:13and you get the fuck out of here
00:25:14it was your dad who got you in here
00:25:19i mean it sure as hell wasn't yours
00:25:24now see you guys might not know this but kaden's dad is also in the o'connell gang
00:25:30he mopped the floors
00:25:32oh my god
00:25:33no wonder you smell like trash all the time
00:25:36they have no idea that i'm really the boss of the o'connell gang
00:25:39no i have a little idea
00:25:42what you want to stay here hang out with us
00:25:45then how about you mop the fucking floor like your daddy
00:25:52bring me a mop and bucket
00:25:54yeah that's not gonna happen
00:25:55do you have any idea who my father is
00:25:58that's enough
00:25:59if you could please go get the mop and bucket that would be great
00:26:07thank you
00:26:15if you'd be so kind to please
00:26:17get a mop and bucket that would actually be great
00:26:18thank you
00:26:21dude
00:26:22why is she listening to him
00:26:24yeah
00:26:25if you're the one who got us in here
00:26:26she should be listening to you
00:26:27you dumbasses
00:26:29he's probably paying her something
00:26:31now get him
00:26:32out of my seat
00:26:34i wouldn't do that if i were you
00:26:38unless both of you want all the bouncers in here to break you in half
00:26:41just the truth
00:26:46you don't scare us
00:26:48yeah
00:26:49we know who you are
00:26:52a fat
00:26:53nerd
00:26:54freak
00:26:56who's too poor to belong in a place like this
00:26:59yeah
00:27:00we've beat your ass once
00:27:01we'll do it again
00:27:02we'll do it again
00:27:03or
00:27:04even better
00:27:05i call my dad
00:27:06he comes down here
00:27:07and well then
00:27:08then transferring schools
00:27:10that's the least of your issues
00:27:11oh
00:27:12my god
00:27:13his dad will kill you
00:27:14i call you
00:27:14like literally
00:27:15like literally
00:27:16dude
00:27:17you're gonna die
00:27:19for reals
00:27:20yeah
00:27:21you know what i think i will call him
00:27:24tell him you're disrespecting him
00:27:26me
00:27:27and this club
00:27:28you're mopping buckets
00:27:31sir
00:27:38you know what
00:27:38dame
00:27:39i'll call you dad
00:27:40or
00:27:40he'd raise the stakes
00:27:43what do you think
00:27:48he'd raise the stakes
00:27:52he'd raise the stakes
00:27:59nah
00:28:00nah
00:28:01i'm sick
00:28:03of your shit
00:28:04i'd rather see my dad flay
00:28:07you alive
00:28:10i'm calling him
00:28:11you can call him
00:28:12you can call him
00:28:13if you're a daddy's bitch
00:28:17or you can just talk to your daddy's boss
00:28:19he's right through that door
00:28:20just through there
00:28:26what are you talking about
00:28:28you see
00:28:30there's a vip
00:28:32and there's ultra vip
00:28:33which
00:28:35welcome
00:28:37but then there's a third vip
00:28:41which is so secret
00:28:43that it probably shouldn't even exist
00:28:45because it's only for gang members
00:28:47and their special guests
00:28:49i've never heard about room
00:28:50i've never seen it on tiktok
00:28:52well sweetie that's probably because
00:28:53if it was ever posted on tiktok
00:28:55whoever did that would be
00:28:56at the bottom of the hudson river
00:28:58with two bullets in the back of their heads
00:29:03so
00:29:05dame
00:29:08what do you say
00:29:11you raise the stakes a bit
00:29:23if you
00:29:23can take your
00:29:24preppy little ass
00:29:26through that door
00:29:27and not be stopped
00:29:29i'll get on the ground right now
00:29:30i will mop up for you
00:29:31while you guys party
00:29:32and at the end of the night
00:29:33you can come and watch me
00:29:34be beat to death
00:29:35but
00:29:40if you can't
00:29:41then i can
00:29:44you drink this
00:29:47and
00:29:48just for fun
00:29:50you
00:29:51crawl across the quad
00:29:53and her underwear
00:29:56you crawl across the quad
00:29:58in her underwear
00:29:59i should kick your ass right now
00:30:01f-
00:30:13dame calm down
00:30:14pate
00:30:15maybe you should just leave now
00:30:16i don't want you to get hurt
00:30:18because i don't need to
00:30:22so
00:30:23dame
00:30:26do we have
00:30:27a deal
00:30:35and all i have to do is walk through that door
00:30:37that's right
00:30:39you go through that door
00:30:41i'll get on my hands and knees off and wash your shoes for you
00:30:44and you get to watch me get beat to death
00:30:46oh you
00:30:47my friend
00:30:48are a
00:30:49fucking idiot
00:30:52yeah
00:30:53deal
00:30:57bad move idiot
00:30:59should you get the mop
00:31:00i'm so glad i'll never have to see his face again
00:31:04he's a fucking idiot
00:31:16he's a fucking idiot
00:31:21what do you think you're doing
00:31:22get the fuck off me
00:31:23this is a restricted room
00:31:25yeah and i'm allowed in
00:31:26you know who my dad is
00:31:28that is not here
00:31:44what are you putting
00:31:45right now
00:31:47i'm your fucking daddy
00:31:49get him on his knees
00:31:56open
00:31:56no
00:31:57fuck
00:31:58you
00:31:59you son
00:32:00of
00:32:00bitch
00:32:01you son
00:32:24page
00:32:25emma
00:32:25would you like to go to a real vip room
00:32:27also take everyone else to the quad at lockwood high school i'll be with them all shortly
00:32:34understood
00:32:37it's time to pay up bitch
00:32:44hope you don't mind we may have figured out this is happening
00:32:50i'm not fooling this
00:32:51i'm not fooling this
00:32:52yes
00:32:52you are
00:32:53so
00:32:53more
00:32:58now come on danny boy
00:33:00get on your knees
00:33:01let's go
00:33:01Let's go.
00:33:31Oh, no!
00:33:33Eat it!
00:33:34Eat it!
00:33:35Yeah!
00:33:36Oh!
00:33:37Oh!
00:33:38Oh!
00:33:39Oh!
00:33:40Oh!
00:33:41Oh!
00:33:42Oh!
00:33:43Oh!
00:33:44Oh!
00:33:45Oh!
00:33:46Oh!
00:33:47Oh!
00:33:48Oh!
00:33:49Oh!
00:33:50Oh!
00:33:51Oh!
00:33:52Oh!
00:33:53I'm terrible.
00:33:54You're so afraid.
00:33:56Oh!
00:33:57Oh!
00:33:58Oh!
00:33:59Oh!
00:34:00Oh!
00:34:01Oh!
00:34:02Oh!
00:34:03Oh!
00:34:04Oh my god!
00:34:05No.
00:34:08Kiss my feet.
00:34:12Kiss my feet.
00:34:16Go on.
00:34:17A deal's a deal.
00:34:19Oh!
00:34:29Oh!
00:34:30Oh.
00:34:34It sucks. We only got to go into the club for a few minutes.
00:34:54And you want to go back?
00:34:55But we have school tomorrow.
00:34:57And the club is still open.
00:35:04And the club is still open.
00:35:34I need a favor. I want you to have someone killed.
00:35:41Now, that is only going to be true as long as X is zero.
00:35:45Now, what happens if we increase that amount?
00:35:47Well, it's going to do something a little bit different to the equation here.
00:35:51Now, if we take a look at X plug-in one, that's going to change it.
00:35:56Oof. Calculus.
00:35:58I mean, I have a gift when it comes to calculus, but still.
00:36:02It's not the worst in calculus. I'll hang over him, all right?
00:36:06If we increase...
00:36:08Mr. Sullivan!
00:36:10Please, sit down!
00:36:12This asshole will be a teacher.
00:36:23So nice of you to join us.
00:36:25After retiring from your career as a human punching bag?
00:36:29Hey, why don't you head up here? Solve the problem. I'm aboard.
00:36:36That's not fair, Mr. Thompson. He's been suspended. He hasn't learned any of this.
00:36:40Yeah, plus the entire class got that question wrong when we tried.
00:36:43We only know the answer because you gave it to us.
00:36:46Well, then this should be enlightening, then.
00:36:48Pfft. I could do that in my sleep.
00:36:52Chopped up, Mr. Sullivan. Unless you left your brain at home today.
00:36:57No, I can do it.
00:37:00Caden, that's an advanced calculus problem. You haven't learned it. You probably never will.
00:37:06Go back to your seat.
00:37:09How about I just take a try?
00:37:10I'm not going to waste everyone's time just so you can make a fool out of yourself.
00:37:15What is he doing?
00:37:16Just sit down, Caden. It's okay.
00:37:18Yeah, just sit down. Go read your MAGA hentai or whatever.
00:37:27Now, as I was saying, this problem is incredibly complicated, but you will be able to do it in time.
00:37:34Those of you that are passing, at least.
00:37:38What are you still doing here?
00:37:40Let me try to solve this problem. If I can get it right, then you have to apologize for being wrong about me.
00:37:45In front of everybody.
00:37:48If you can solve that problem, then I'll eat my shoe.
00:37:53Oh!
00:37:54Oh!
00:37:54Okay, well, Mr. Sullivan's decided to give us a show.
00:38:11Okay, well, Mr. Sullivan's decided to give us a show.
00:38:14He'll need the first derivative of the numerator and then the denominator.
00:38:33Wait, he's applying L'Hopital's rule. How does he know that?
00:38:36So the X with zero still gets you zero over zero, so I need to do a second differentiation.
00:38:48That's enough!
00:38:49What the fuck?
00:38:54That's enough!
00:38:58What the fuck?
00:38:59Language, Mr. Sullivan.
00:39:02The mistakes you were making were too painful.
00:39:05I don't want to embarrass you in front of everyone.
00:39:07But he didn't make mistakes.
00:39:09Let him finish, Mr. Thompson.
00:39:11It's okay. It's fine.
00:39:12That's the spirit, Mr. Sullivan.
00:39:15You don't feel bad.
00:39:16Some people just aren't made for advanced mathematics.
00:39:19Oh, I'm sorry.
00:39:21No.
00:39:22I meant it was okay,
00:39:24because I solved the rest of the problem already in my head.
00:39:27What?
00:39:28You see, you have to apply L'Hopital three times.
00:39:31Otherwise, the results are going to be indeterminate.
00:39:34Which is what makes it tricky, isn't it?
00:39:42Because if the cosine of zero is one,
00:39:45and X equals zero,
00:39:46then that means that the answer and the limit
00:39:49would be negative 20.
00:39:54How did you?
00:39:55You know I'm right.
00:39:57It's negative 20.
00:40:00That is incorrect.
00:40:06Excuse me, Mr. Thompson.
00:40:08The answer is negative 20.
00:40:09You said so yourself last week.
00:40:20Well, you cheated.
00:40:23A person like you could never solve a problem like that without cheating.
00:40:27I just want to make sure that you all are hearing this clown.
00:40:30I solved this problem with no help from anyone completely on my own standing here by myself.
00:40:35Do not talk back to me, Mr. Sullivan, in my classroom.
00:40:39Go see Principal Daniels.
00:40:43No.
00:40:45I'm sorry, I can't do that.
00:40:47Not until you apologize to me in front of the entire class, as you promised.
00:40:52Listen to me, you little shit.
00:40:54There are two kinds of students in this world.
00:40:57The ones with bright futures,
00:40:59and the ones that are brainless,
00:41:01hopeless, penniless,
00:41:03worthless.
00:41:08Worthless.
00:41:09You know, that's interesting.
00:41:11Because the way I see it,
00:41:12there are two types of teachers in this world.
00:41:14Those who aren't psychopathic assholes.
00:41:23Principal's office now!
00:41:25Okay.
00:41:26I'll go.
00:41:28Just don't piss your pants.
00:41:31Again.
00:41:32Mr. Sullivan, I'm talking to you!
00:41:48Alright, so,
00:41:49if we focus on an...
00:41:50L'Hôpital, we will see...
00:41:52Mr. Sullivan,
00:41:54what are you doing back here?
00:41:56You don't belong here.
00:41:57See,
00:41:58that's where you're wrong.
00:42:01Because you're the one that doesn't belong.
00:42:02What are you talking about?
00:42:04Class, I hate to be the one to inform you.
00:42:07But if you would,
00:42:07please say goodbye to Mr. Thompson.
00:42:09Because today will be his last day of employment with us.
00:42:12I don't think so, Laggard.
00:42:14You're nothing but a stupid teenage son of a low-level gangster.
00:42:17Correction.
00:42:18I'm the stupid teenage son of a high-level gangster.
00:42:21To fire me?
00:42:23You'll have to deal with the board,
00:42:25the union,
00:42:25and a whole bunch of lawyers.
00:42:28None of which you know how to do.
00:42:31Now, get out of my class!
00:42:33You know what?
00:42:35I'm sorry,
00:42:37everyone.
00:42:38You're right.
00:42:39I don't know how to deal with any of those people.
00:42:42So...
00:42:42But you know what gangsters do know how to do?
00:42:48Full security flesh.
00:42:50Like,
00:42:51I don't know how to coffee shop.
00:42:52How did you even know of us?
00:43:06Did you hear that?
00:43:10Oh.
00:43:10That's just the sound of your employment ending.
00:43:12Mr. Tuff,
00:43:23please get your things and come with me now.
00:43:26What?
00:43:27Jerry, now.
00:43:28Fuck you!
00:43:29I'll get you, you gangster piece of trash!
00:43:37I know powerful people!
00:43:39True.
00:43:41But not as powerful as me.
00:43:48Not as powerful as I am.
00:43:51No!
00:43:55No!
00:43:55No, it can't be!
00:43:57No!
00:43:58No!
00:44:00No!
00:44:02Well,
00:44:04I think it's safe to say
00:44:06class dismissed.
00:44:08Don't let this!
00:44:10Don't let this!
00:44:32Caden Sullivan?
00:44:33It's me.
00:44:34Mr. Johnson, I work for the school district.
00:44:39Apparently there was an incident in the quad last 99.
00:44:43Need to get your version of the story.
00:44:45I recognize him.
00:44:47He's not with the school district.
00:44:49He's a hitman for hire.
00:44:51Where are we going?
00:44:53Come with me.
00:44:55Where?
00:44:57I'm at the locker room.
00:45:00Somewhere private.
00:45:02I don't want to embarrass you.
00:45:19What are we doing in the locker room?
00:45:21Ah.
00:45:23This is where you kill yourself.
00:45:25Clash your wrists.
00:45:27I don't think so.
00:45:30Turn around, kid.
00:45:38Alright, you tell me who hired you.
00:45:40I'll let you walk and I'll let you live.
00:45:43You really think you have any right to make demands?
00:45:47Do you have any idea who I am?
00:45:51I do.
00:45:53You're Pierre LeBeau.
00:45:55Mid-level hitman for hire.
00:45:57Do you have any idea who I am?
00:46:01Nope, I really don't care.
00:46:03Well, you should.
00:46:08Mr. LeBeau, please meet my associate, Vincent Brigini.
00:46:11Acting head of the O'Connell crime family.
00:46:13Last chance.
00:46:14Last chance.
00:46:15Who hired you?
00:46:17You did.
00:46:20What the fuck?
00:46:21Or at least someone from the O'Connell crime family.
00:46:24They called me and asked me to make it look like an accident.
00:46:27Mr. LeBeau.
00:46:30Sorry.
00:46:31Hey, listen to me.
00:46:33If you ever try to kill a kid again,
00:46:36I would personally cut off your balls and stuff them in your mouth.
00:46:40You get me?
00:46:41Alright.
00:46:42Alright.
00:46:43Look at the fuck out.
00:46:48It's okay. It's okay.
00:46:50Now, why would he have the balls to order a hit without going through you first?
00:46:54Well, that's just a thing.
00:46:55A lot of guys are trying to grab the throne because you're gone.
00:47:02Well, then it's time I come back and...
00:47:06put these bozos in line.
00:47:08But to do that, I'm gonna need the O'Connell family token.
00:47:11Well, I got bad news for you.
00:47:14You were buried with it.
00:47:15But I always kept a second.
00:47:17Spare.
00:47:20I keep it hidden in the safe in the club.
00:47:23Huh.
00:47:25So, I'm gonna go and I'm gonna get it.
00:47:26No, no, no, no, no.
00:47:27I'll do it.
00:47:28Don't worry about...
00:47:29A lot of the guys still don't know who you are.
00:47:30It's gonna be okay.
00:47:31Alright?
00:47:32Look, I might be a kid.
00:47:34But I'm still the same guy.
00:47:36Alright?
00:47:37It's gonna be fine.
00:47:39Yeah, man.
00:47:40You want a beer?
00:47:41Yeah, of course I do.
00:47:42And get back to class!
00:47:50I'll go right now.
00:47:52The club is closed.
00:47:53It'll be fine.
00:47:54It'll be fine.
00:48:14Fuckers.
00:48:15Jackpot.
00:48:16Jackpot.
00:48:17Jackpot.
00:48:18Jackpot.
00:48:19Jackpot.
00:48:20Jackpot.
00:48:21Jackpot.
00:48:22Jackpot.
00:48:23Jackpot.
00:48:24Jackpot.
00:48:25Jackpot.
00:48:26Jackpot.
00:48:27Jackpot.
00:48:29Jackpot.
00:48:30Jackpot.
00:48:31Jackpot.
00:48:32Jackpot.
00:48:33Jackpot.
00:48:34Jackpot.
00:48:35Jackpot.
00:48:36Jackpot.
00:48:37Jackpot.
00:48:38Jackpot.
00:48:39Jackpot.
00:48:40Jackpot.
00:48:41Jackpot.
00:48:42Jackpot.
00:48:43Jackpot.
00:48:44Jackpot.
00:48:45Jackpot.
00:48:46Jackpot.
00:48:47Jackpot.
00:48:48Jackpot.
00:48:49Jackpot.
00:48:50Jackpot.
00:48:51Jackpot.
00:48:52Jackpot.
00:48:53Jackpot.
00:48:54This isn't what it looks like.
00:49:09Well, looks like some homeless kid is trying to break into a personal safe of a very rich dead man.
00:49:17I am that rich dead man.
00:49:19My soul somehow transferred into this body.
00:49:22I'm not breaking into anything.
00:49:25I know the code.
00:49:30It's got my stuff in it.
00:49:32Oh, really?
00:49:35Will O'Connell.
00:49:36One of the most dangerous, powerful men in the world.
00:49:40Also known for storing hobo kid's shit in his safe.
00:49:44Huh? What does he got?
00:49:46Your comic books?
00:49:48Or your favorite jerk-off sock?
00:49:52No.
00:49:56Just your mom's giant dildo.
00:49:59Just your mom's giant dildo.
00:50:07That's a funny guy.
00:50:10Oh, I like funny guys.
00:50:13They usually bleed more.
00:50:14Ah, you got jokes, huh?
00:50:18You a comedian?
00:50:21Call Vinny Brugini.
00:50:23He'll tell you exactly who I am.
00:50:24Whoever the hell you are, you are way, way over your head.
00:50:28You're messing with the O'Connell crime family now.
00:50:31And I'm Will O'Connell, you stupid jackass.
00:50:34Look, call Vinny.
00:50:35Or let me try to open the safe.
00:50:38I'll show you what it is in it is mine.
00:50:39You're not getting anywhere near that safe.
00:50:41In fact, you're going nowhere at all.
00:50:50You're making a huge mistake.
00:50:52Who am I?
00:50:55Do you have any idea who I am?
00:50:57Yeah.
00:51:00You're Hatch Flanagan.
00:51:01You've been in this gang for eight years.
00:51:05I wasn't going to let you in because you're a brutal prick.
00:51:10But you said you could follow the rules.
00:51:12Also, you've got a son who's a dumbass, mouth-breathing bitch and bully.
00:51:18Oh, fuck you.
00:51:19Tommy Mahomes.
00:51:22From North Park, Pennsylvania.
00:51:23You've got a scar on your left calf from a knife fight.
00:51:28This kid is crazy.
00:51:30Mr. Sam O'Dowd.
00:51:32He's lived on the same street in the same house since he was a kid.
00:51:36It's on Bastion Drive.
00:51:36You know, he tells us that it's because he doesn't want to see the house go.
00:51:40But the reality is, he's been banging Mrs. Baxter from next door since he was 18 years old.
00:51:47How do you know all this?
00:51:49Because as crazy as it sounds, I'm the guy who hired all you fucks.
00:51:53I'm the leader of this gang.
00:52:03I'm Will O'Connell.
00:52:10Now, call Vinny.
00:52:12Don't just stare at me, you dumbasses.
00:52:20Who sent you?
00:52:21What?
00:52:22Who sent you to spy on him?
00:52:24He's got to be a spy.
00:52:25Hell's what do you know all that?
00:52:26What times do I have to explain that?
00:52:28It's your last chance.
00:52:30Who sent you?
00:52:31It's your last chance.
00:52:33I'm telling you.
00:52:33Boss should have been out by now.
00:52:48Come on, come on, come on.
00:52:49Pick up, pick up.
00:52:57You made me do this.
00:52:58Boss?
00:53:02I didn't want to do this, goddammit.
00:53:08That move, that was boss's signature.
00:53:11What are you doing standing there?
00:53:12Do something!
00:53:13Boss, what?
00:53:15What?
00:53:15Hell, I!
00:53:18I just got a call from Vinny Borgini, and he is on his way here.
00:53:24What the fuck do you want?
00:53:32That's what I'm asking you!
00:53:34Larry Tomelli, all-around creep.
00:53:36He runs his club for Vinny, who runs his mob for me.
00:53:40Why, why, why would he come to my club during the day?
00:53:45You're a club.
00:53:47The O'Connell family owns this club, and Vinny is in charge.
00:53:51Stop busting my nuts.
00:53:53All I'm saying is, let's figure out why Vinny's coming here.
00:53:56Larry.
00:53:57Larry.
00:53:58He's coming for me.
00:53:59Who the fuck is this kid?
00:54:00Why is this kid talking to you?
00:54:01Shut up!
00:54:02Yes.
00:54:03Shit, shit, shit, shit.
00:54:05Wait, wait.
00:54:06Maybe there's a sound of an alarm we don't know about on the safe.
00:54:10Vinny is going to be pissed.
00:54:12Shit, shit, shit.
00:54:13The last time somebody trespassed him to the club.
00:54:15Yeah, yeah, Will O'Connell killed the manager himself.
00:54:18And that is not happening to me.
00:54:24I say, I say, let's get rid of this rat before Vinny gets here, huh?
00:54:28Yeah, I can't think of anything else that piss him off more.
00:54:31Wait.
00:54:34Larry, that safe has a code, right?
00:54:38Yes.
00:54:38A code that Will O'Connell and Will O'Connell only knows, I guess.
00:54:44Larry, let's just shoot him.
00:54:45Shut up!
00:54:51So what?
00:54:52What about it?
00:54:55I can open it.
00:54:56That safe has been shut dead since the boss is gone.
00:55:05And we checked with every locksmith in the whole goddamn vicinity.
00:55:08Because I designed it.
00:55:10And all the contents inside of that safe were supposed to die with me.
00:55:13Larry, the kid is full of shit, okay?
00:55:18I know the code to that safe.
00:55:20Let me put it in there.
00:55:22And if I get the code right, we wait until Vinny gets here.
00:55:25Okay.
00:55:26And what if you don't open?
00:55:30Then you kill me.
00:55:33I'll bite.
00:55:34I'll shoot you right in the gut and watch you bleed it out.
00:55:39Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:55:41Nice drive, but how do I know that you're not some kind of, uh,
00:55:45some kind of locksmith genius or something, huh?
00:55:49Do I look like a locksmith genius to you?
00:55:52You shithead doesn't know when to keep his mouth shut,
00:55:55let alone know how to open something.
00:55:57Look, I'll give Hatch the numbers.
00:55:59Hatch will put in the code.
00:56:02I won't even touch it.
00:56:08Great.
00:56:08All right, Pops, let's go.
00:56:19All right, drive 5-2 for May 2nd.
00:56:22That was my mother Annette's birthday.
00:56:24And then 604 for 604 West Avenue.
00:56:32That's my childhood home.
00:56:37And finally, 99.
00:56:39For the year that I should have graduated high school.
00:56:43Something that was very important to me.
00:56:44Well, pound.
00:56:54How the fuck?
00:57:14You'll find 100 G's cash in there,
00:57:17as well as a passport for Connor O'Williams,
00:57:20and a framed picture of, uh,
00:57:22the last time I saw my grandmother.
00:57:25It was her 93rd birthday.
00:57:28There was cake.
00:57:31What's the color to dress your Nana's wearing, hmm?
00:57:34I don't know.
00:57:41Ugh.
00:57:45Because it was in the closet.
00:57:47The shirt she was wearing, however,
00:57:50was blue.
00:57:56He's right.
00:57:57You know, fellas,
00:58:05ironically,
00:58:06this is not the most interesting piece of the safe.
00:58:09What you should do?
00:58:12What's most interesting
00:58:13is that behind the frame
00:58:15is the O'Connell family token.
00:58:17Oh, shit.
00:58:27That proves he's the boss.
00:58:28Sir?
00:58:30Sir, I am so sorry.
00:58:33Look, I...
00:58:34It's not...
00:58:36It's a fucked up situation, okay?
00:58:38What the fuck?
00:58:40What the fuck have you done now?
00:58:48You know who this kid is, son?
00:58:50Yeah, of course.
00:58:52Fucking son.
00:58:54Fucking son.
00:58:56No, I'm not.
00:58:58Yeah, he is.
00:59:00Unfortunately.
00:59:02But I haven't had anything to do with him
00:59:03since he killed Will.
00:59:05You got Will killed.
00:59:07No.
00:59:07Mm-mm.
00:59:08You're the dumbass that stepped out into traffic?
00:59:11No, no.
00:59:12I'm not.
00:59:14I'm telling you,
00:59:16I am Will.
00:59:18No wonder he knows so much about Will.
00:59:21He probably got obsessed
00:59:23and broke into his house
00:59:25and got his info.
00:59:26You devious little shit.
00:59:29You promised not to do anything
00:59:31until Vinny got here.
00:59:32Vinny is on his way
00:59:34and he was best friends with Will.
00:59:36No, we can't let him see
00:59:39that the kid who got Will killed is here.
00:59:42Say, I'll put two in the backer's head
00:59:43and throw him in the wood chipper.
00:59:45Unless you're sentimental, son.
00:59:48I can breed another kid.
00:59:54Guys, I'm telling you,
00:59:56if you pull those triggers,
00:59:57you will not be alive coming morning.
00:59:59I'll take my chances.
01:00:00Put your fucking guns down!
01:00:06Where I put holes in your brainless heads!
01:00:16Boss,
01:00:17I'm so sorry.
01:00:18We were just going to take care of this for you.
01:00:20Oh, you were, were you?
01:00:21This is the kid that
01:00:22got Will killed.
01:00:24Car breaking in here.
01:00:26Trying to get in the Will's old private.
01:00:27Safe.
01:00:30Oh, he was, wasn't he?
01:00:31Boss, I'm sorry.
01:00:32This is my fault.
01:00:33I take full responsibility for it.
01:00:35I should have killed you a long time ago.
01:00:38No, I'll take care of it right now.
01:00:40No.
01:00:41Please.
01:00:43Allow me.
01:00:44You fucking idiots!
01:00:58Boss, boss!
01:00:59This, this kid broke in your club!
01:01:01Shut the fuck up!
01:01:06It's not my club,
01:01:07it's his club.
01:01:08And you're lucky
01:01:08that he's not getting me
01:01:10to execute every single one of you
01:01:11for disrespecting him.
01:01:13What?
01:01:16I, I don't understand.
01:01:18I told you to shut the fuck up!
01:01:19Now everyone listen up!
01:01:21No one,
01:01:22and I mean no one,
01:01:23touches him.
01:01:24Boss,
01:01:25you're not making any sense.
01:01:27This is Caden,
01:01:28my fucked up son.
01:01:29No, he's not.
01:01:31This boy that's standing before you all,
01:01:34this is Will O'Connell.
01:01:37What?
01:01:38What?
01:01:39I have heard of him.
01:01:41They don't believe it,
01:01:43but there is another way around us.
01:01:45Will O'Connell's son.
01:01:47What the fuck?
01:01:49Sully's not my real father.
01:01:50And he was about to shoot me point-blank
01:01:54just a moment ago,
01:01:55if you remember that.
01:01:56Sully's not your father,
01:01:57they'd bet...
01:01:57My mom had an affair.
01:01:58That's a lie!
01:01:59It's not a lie.
01:02:01She was gonna leave this piece of shit
01:02:02until she got sick.
01:02:07Will felt really bad,
01:02:08didn't want to make her look bad,
01:02:09so he only killed me
01:02:11and his best friend.
01:02:14No wonder Will sacrifice his life,
01:02:17save you?
01:02:18Yes.
01:02:19Can't believe I didn't see it before.
01:02:22You look nothing alike,
01:02:24but you sound exactly the same.
01:02:26You're not believing this absolute shit,
01:02:28are you?
01:02:29Let me tell you something,
01:02:30his mother never slept with no other man
01:02:33but me!
01:02:34Like we're gonna believe
01:02:35a son killer over Vinny.
01:02:39Mr. O'Connell,
01:02:41I apologize for the mishap earlier.
01:02:45I am at your service.
01:02:56Thank you, gentlemen.
01:02:58Alright, first order of business.
01:03:00Get Sully out of my fucking sack, please.
01:03:02What?
01:03:03No!
01:03:03You heard me!
01:03:04I swear!
01:03:05I swear!
01:03:09Pat,
01:03:10wait.
01:03:14Why don't you go take a couple days
01:03:15and heal on up
01:03:16and come on back?
01:03:17What do you got?
01:03:19To pick up that mop.
01:03:22Mom?
01:03:23How was he supposed to get promoted?
01:03:25The O'Connell family
01:03:26is not gonna tolerate someone
01:03:27who would shoot a teenager
01:03:28who's innocent,
01:03:28point blank.
01:03:29You come back
01:03:30and you take that mop
01:03:31or you don't come back at all.
01:03:32Yes, sir.
01:03:45You declared yourself.
01:03:47You got your power back.
01:03:50What now?
01:03:51I take over my next organization.
01:03:53Oh yeah?
01:03:54What's that?
01:03:58High school.
01:03:58Hey, babe.
01:04:09Where are you going?
01:04:11Not with you.
01:04:13And don't call me, babe.
01:04:16Amanda,
01:04:16are you embarrassed
01:04:17to be seen with me
01:04:18after what happened?
01:04:20That's so good!
01:04:21What are you going to do?
01:04:21What are you going to do?
01:04:22What are you going to do?
01:04:23You looked like a loser
01:04:25the other night.
01:04:26And worse than that,
01:04:28you made me
01:04:29look like a loser.
01:04:30Are you fucking kidding me
01:04:32right now?
01:04:33Dane,
01:04:34you got owned
01:04:35by a nobody.
01:04:40Or maybe I was wrong
01:04:41about that.
01:04:42Maybe you're the nobody.
01:04:47Maybe
01:04:47I should be dating
01:04:49Kayden instead.
01:04:51Well, good luck with that.
01:04:53You
01:04:54dumb
01:04:55slut.
01:04:56You
01:04:57are never
01:04:58going to
01:04:59skin
01:04:59ever
01:05:00again.
01:05:03Oh my god.
01:05:07Yeah.
01:05:08I took care
01:05:09of that little
01:05:10wannabe bitch.
01:05:14I haven't seen
01:05:15Scalchus.
01:05:16Oh my god.
01:05:17Oh my god.
01:05:18Payne,
01:05:18what did you do?
01:05:20You see,
01:05:21you
01:05:21dumb
01:05:22skits.
01:05:23You really
01:05:26picked the wrong guy
01:05:28to see this.
01:05:29This is my
01:05:30school.
01:05:31It is about
01:05:32fucking time
01:05:33that I showed it.
01:05:35Dude,
01:05:36you got fucking
01:05:37problems.
01:05:37Hey,
01:05:39what about you,
01:05:40big man?
01:05:41No.
01:05:42No.
01:05:45See that?
01:05:46That is what I fucking
01:05:47thought.
01:05:47I am the fucking
01:05:49king here.
01:05:50You're nuts.
01:05:51You want to be next,
01:05:52huh?
01:05:52Huh?
01:05:53Why don't you get down
01:05:54and kiss my fucking feet?
01:05:57Why don't you get down
01:05:58and kiss my fucking feet?
01:05:59What?
01:06:00Yeah,
01:06:01yeah,
01:06:01get down
01:06:02on the fucking floor
01:06:03on your hands and knees
01:06:05and kiss my fucking feet,
01:06:07huh?
01:06:10What's the matter?
01:06:11It's super funny
01:06:12when Head kisses
01:06:12last night,
01:06:13right?
01:06:14Dean,
01:06:15stop!
01:06:15He thinks he's gonna
01:06:16kiss my feet by herself.
01:06:17Get down
01:06:18now!
01:06:18I have beat you nice.
01:06:31I let you all
01:06:32swim when that fucking
01:06:33freak humiliated me.
01:06:36We got all in his mouth.
01:06:38You are all
01:06:39going to
01:06:40submit to me.
01:06:41You are
01:06:49going to
01:06:49make it up to me
01:06:50for what you just
01:06:51did.
01:06:52The hard way.
01:06:54And of all
01:06:54strils you get,
01:06:56put your hands and knees
01:06:57and get the fucking
01:06:58feet of your
01:06:59king.
01:07:00Hey,
01:07:00baby,
01:07:02please,
01:07:03you're scaring us.
01:07:04I don't know
01:07:04like I give a fuck.
01:07:05See this?
01:07:06This is just the beginning
01:07:07because after this,
01:07:08all three of you
01:07:09are going back
01:07:10to your loft room
01:07:10with me
01:07:11and you are going
01:07:11to really
01:07:12submit to me.
01:07:20Do something!
01:07:23Sharon,
01:07:24you're bigger than him!
01:07:25Are you gonna
01:07:25let this happen?
01:07:27I will allow you.
01:07:29Hmm?
01:07:30You're bigger than me.
01:07:37I'm scared.
01:07:37You shouldn't have
01:07:51disrespected me.
01:07:52Good boy.
01:07:53Good boy.
01:07:54Steve!
01:07:55Steve!
01:07:56Steve is not
01:07:56going to help you.
01:07:57Okay,
01:07:58nobody is going to
01:07:58help you.
01:07:59Abe is fucking
01:08:01dead!
01:08:02Well, I am waiting, ladies.
01:08:21What the hell is going on here?
01:08:23Yeah, I want you to calm down, Clancy.
01:08:25I'm just teaching a lesson in respect.
01:08:27Mr. Frannigan, I've gone too far.
01:08:30I don't care who your father is.
01:08:33You don't act like this in my school.
01:08:38Your school?
01:08:41Your school?
01:08:42No, no.
01:08:45Motherfucker!
01:08:47This school is now mine!
01:09:00Now you, you are all going to watch and see what happens.
01:09:11Would you fuck with me?
01:09:12Someone call 911 now.
01:09:14The next person to take out their phone gets a bullet in their head!
01:09:25Fucking move!
01:09:27Now, now!
01:09:31Because, see, I want to take my time with this.
01:09:36Nobody, please, come on!
01:09:37Why would you just let him do this?
01:09:39Dude, this is crazy!
01:09:45Oh, yeah?
01:09:46Is it crazy?
01:09:47Why don't you come and do something about it?
01:09:49If we rush him all at once, we can take him down.
01:09:51Oh, no.
01:09:53Oh, no, I should have thought of that.
01:09:55Oh, wait.
01:09:56I did.
01:09:57Lockwood High School.
01:10:11Meet the O'Connell Gang.
01:10:18Jane, please, don't do this.
01:10:21You disrespected me and my family name.
01:10:31And when you disrespect me, you disrespect them.
01:10:34And you are all...
01:10:37I'm going to pay for it.
01:10:39It's starting with you.
01:10:42Three.
01:10:42Jane, please, don't kill me.
01:10:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:10:46I'm not going to kill you.
01:10:47I'm not going to kill you.
01:10:48But it's going to be so, so much worse.
01:10:52Because you see these?
01:10:54These pretty girls.
01:10:55They thought they were too good for me.
01:10:58Well, you're about to become a whole lot less good.
01:11:06This is not data season safe.
01:11:08Just stop.
01:11:09It's a dump.
01:11:15Now, if anyone takes another step forward,
01:11:17gun them down.
01:11:20Now, we're rude.
01:11:21Help!
01:11:23Help!
01:11:23Help!
01:11:24Help!
01:11:24Help!
01:11:24Help!
01:11:24Help!
01:11:24Help!
01:11:25It's going to help you, huh?
01:11:27Do you boyfriend, Kayden?
01:11:29No, wait.
01:11:30Kayden has got two bullets into his head.
01:11:42Kayden!
01:11:43Kayden!
01:11:44Oh, sweet Kayden, huh?
01:11:47Where are you?
01:11:55I'm right here.
01:12:02Day in Flanagan.
01:12:05Kayden!
01:12:05You're okay!
01:12:08You look like you've seen ghosts.
01:12:11Kayden, you're still alive?
01:12:12Seems to be so, huh?
01:12:15Well, I'm not a problem.
01:12:16Men, kill him!
01:12:19Oh.
01:12:19So you lovely ladies look for this guy, huh?
01:12:21They are members of the O'Connell crime family,
01:12:24which means that they work for my father,
01:12:26which means that they work for me.
01:12:28I thought the O'Connells worked for just the O'Connells.
01:12:31You fool.
01:12:33O'Connell's dead.
01:12:35Ha!
01:12:36He got hit by a truck.
01:12:38There are no O'Connells left.
01:12:43Actually, there is one.
01:12:50Me.
01:12:50You really think some trinkets are going to save you?
01:12:56That's no trinket.
01:12:57That's the O'Connell family token.
01:12:59What do you mean?
01:13:00I mean, yes.
01:13:02Just keep your guns up.
01:13:19All right.
01:13:21Now everybody put your fucking guns down, okay?
01:13:24He ain't your boss.
01:13:25Yes, he is.
01:13:28Biddy.
01:13:30Virginia.
01:13:30Biddy.
01:13:31None of the organs itch.
01:13:32I'm second in command now.
01:13:37What the fuck are you doing?
01:13:39I didn't say you could lower your guns.
01:13:40I'm going to just follow an order, sweetheart.
01:13:42We'll be done shortly.
01:13:47And who the hell are you supposed to be?
01:13:50Do you know who my father is?
01:13:52Hatch Flanagan, you piece of shit peasant.
01:13:57May I?
01:13:59Please.
01:14:00I don't know how you're dead to any idea what my father is going to do to you when I tell
01:14:08him that you're a slut, mate.
01:14:09Why don't we ask him?
01:14:10I invited him here.
01:14:11I got your message, boss.
01:14:19What the hell is going on here?
01:14:19I need you to kill this piece of shit.
01:14:26I need you to kill this piece of shit.
01:14:27I need you to kill this piece of shit.
01:14:28I need you to kill this piece of shit.
01:14:29I need you to kill this piece of shit.
01:14:34I need you to kill this piece of shit.
01:14:35Oh shit!
01:14:35I need you to kill this piece!
01:14:36I need you to kill this piece of shit!
01:14:37No, no, he is the son of a janitor!
01:14:40You shut the f-
01:14:41You don't know what the f-
01:14:42You're talking about!
01:14:44You gotta die!
01:14:45Shut it!
01:14:46Mr. O'Connell, Suburgini, I apologize on behalf of my moron!
01:14:52Disrespectful son of a bitch, kid, you don't know him better.
01:14:54Gotta take the wrath out on somebody, take it out on him, not me, okay?
01:14:58Ash, get the f-
01:15:01Get the f- out of here.
01:15:03Done.
01:15:04No!
01:15:07Dad!
01:15:14Now you listen up, you listen up good.
01:15:15The O'Connell family does not tolerate threatening children.
01:15:19But boss, we were just following orders.
01:15:22Then you got some new orders now, don't you?
01:15:24If I see any of you fucking rats here ever again, I'll fucking kill you.
01:15:28Do you understand?
01:15:30I have smoking.
01:15:31On with the O'Connell family!
01:15:40What, are you just leaving me?
01:15:41Everybody's leaving you.
01:15:42Can you catch on to that?
01:15:46Friends.
01:15:47Girlfriend.
01:15:48Your own daddy.
01:15:49What is it that you said to me?
01:15:52Right here.
01:15:53In front of this fucking locker.
01:15:54You.
01:15:55Are.
01:15:56Nothing.
01:15:57You.
01:15:58You.
01:15:59You.
01:16:00Are.
01:16:01Nothing.
01:16:02What, are you.
01:16:03Like it.
01:16:04You.
01:16:05What are you doing?
01:16:06What's it that you said to me?
01:16:07Right here.
01:16:09In front of this fucking locker.
01:16:11You.
01:16:12You.
01:16:13Are.
01:16:14Nothing.
01:16:15You...
01:16:17are...
01:16:19nothing.
01:16:33That's not quite true.
01:16:37I still got a gun!
01:16:45I give up.
01:16:49What'd you say?
01:16:51I give up.
01:16:53Loud!
01:16:55Look, I give up.
01:16:57I give up, okay?
01:17:05I can't wait.
01:17:15Can you kill me now?
01:17:17Me?
01:17:18No.
01:17:19I would never kill you.
01:17:20Come on.
01:17:23Why would I deny all those federal inmates some young, fresh meat dang?
01:17:28What?
01:17:29You know, here's what's gonna happen.
01:17:31As soon as he wakes up,
01:17:35you're gonna take the fall for everything that happened this last week.
01:17:38No, no, no, no, you can't...
01:17:40Yes, I can.
01:17:42I own half the district attorneys in town.
01:17:47You're going to prison, veiny boy.
01:17:51I'll see you in 40 years to life, pal.
01:17:56Please, Caden, I'm sorry, please!
01:17:58Please, Caden, I'm sorry, please!
01:17:59No!
01:18:00Let me go, please!
01:18:01No!
01:18:02No!
01:18:04Caden, I'm sorry, please!
01:18:08Alright, for the rest of us,
01:18:09you were never here.
01:18:11Capisce?
01:18:12Go.
01:18:17Hey!
01:18:18Okay, here.
01:18:19Let me see.
01:18:20Let me see.
01:18:21You're okay.
01:18:22You're okay.
01:18:23You're okay.
01:18:24You're okay.
01:18:25It's okay.
01:18:26It's okay.
01:18:27I'm sorry!
01:18:28I'm sorry!
01:18:29I'm just cruelty!
01:18:30I'm sorry!
01:18:31I'm sorry!
01:18:32I'm sorry!
01:18:33I'm sorry!
01:18:38After that day, school actually became fun.
01:18:44I became a straight-A student.
01:18:46I was very popular with the ladies.
01:18:48Not that I ever acted on it.
01:18:52But the best part was, after saving the school,
01:18:54I gained a reputation for fixing things.
01:18:57I understand that you're having trouble with certain...
01:19:01...elements...
01:19:03...of the hockey team.
01:19:09How can we all?
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