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00:00Hey everyone, Foot here. First of all, thanks. Seriously, I didn't think so many of you would
00:04enjoy a video about me starting a forest war over a stolen stake. It's a beautiful day,
00:09sun's out, squirrels are quiet, suspiciously quiet, but I'm choosing peace for now.
00:16Donatella. Yeah, she wasn't as mad as I expected. She looked at the rucksack full of dynamite.
00:21So marriage is about patience, which means either I'm lucky or Donatella's saving her rage for a
00:29bigger moment. Plans for today? So, peaceful walk. Maybe think of ways to dismantle a squirrel run
00:39arms network. Maybe both. Balance is important. Almost forgot. My wife asked me to gather some
00:49mushrooms and bring them back say, so let's go. The main thing is to find the right mushrooms
00:55because last time I picked the wrong ones and it went very badly for me. I am Superman.
01:08Aha! Look at these beauties. Perfect timing.
01:15Oh, speaking of which, I almost forgot. A package should be arriving soon.
01:20It's a gift for Donatella. She's always dreamed of it. Here it is.
01:33All right, folks. Are you ready to see the alpha of all beasts?
01:44Good boy, killer. Oh, yes. You're going to be the bestest little hunter, aren't you?
01:48Well, I guess someone's getting hungry. All that alpha-ing must really work up an appetite, huh?
01:56All right, little alpha. Time we found some water.
02:00Well, now, what in the forest is that, little one?
02:07Looks like our search for water just took a rather spirited turn.
02:11All right. Humans say this stuff makes you see strange things.
02:15Well, let's just see about that.
02:32Holy green goblin balls.
02:36Still not feeling much.
02:37No fairies. No visions.
02:39Just the vague sensation that my soul's trying to crawl out through my ass.
02:50Okay.
02:51Was that my ass growling after the absinthe?
02:53Or is there an actual bear behind me?
02:58No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
03:00Eno! Holy shit! It's a bear!
03:02Get away, you big, hairy bastard!
03:04Oh, my sweet Jesus. Oh, my sweet Jesus!
03:05I swear to God, I will punch you in the kidney if you take one step closer.
03:12Yep.
03:16No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
03:18Killer.
03:19No.
03:19Bad dog.
03:20Get your tiny brave-but-stup-butt back here right now.
03:23you goddamn furry freak you want a piece of this get out of here this is my forest
03:28this is my freaking forest
03:30all right little alpha good job real good job actually now come on let's go grab my
03:39backpack i'm gonna need it for the ride home
03:40all right little warrior that was an experience but now we gotta move well look at that
03:51what a beautiful little cabin i think that's gonna be our place for the night
03:57huh nobody home little fella well that's convenient or deeply suspicious knowing my
04:04luck it's probably both what in the holy hell is this place
04:10who lives here what kind of person collects this many friends is this merlin manson's vacation home
04:19or maybe the twilight saga good lord well now what's this doing here la boo boo doll huh
04:24doesn't exactly fit the whoo aesthetic of the rest of the place
04:29no no no no no no no what is that what in the what is this uh a wind up like a toy
04:45it says under no circumstances never ever ever wind the key
05:00killer get over here now come on little guy you gotta see this and where the hell'd that damn
05:11doll go okay okay don't panic big fella maybe it just hopped off the table for a little stroll
05:17happens all the time in quaint georgian cabins filled with enough nightmare fuel to give stephen
05:22king a goddamn existential crisis seriously though where is houdini in tiny overalls
05:29did did that demon just teleport i blinked and she moved six feet like she's auditioning for the ring
05:35i thought kevin the squirrel was the forest demon but this this little bastard just took the damn crown
05:44all right you little demonic bastard you want to fight well you got one let's see how you like
06:08the power of whatever the hell this is i've seen this stuff in movies you think i don't know how
06:13this goes huh you think a little demonic toy can scare bigfoot
06:17shit in the name of all that is furry and good i command you demon get out of this accursed plaything
06:30you are a blight upon this this doll
06:33well i'll be damned looks like we actually did it looks like we just exercised the demon right out of
06:45that little bastard who knew huh oh hell no i'm out of here gang pretty sure i just pissed him off even
06:56all right you freaky ass dolls and your demonic little friend you want to play rough well so can
07:11the big fella yeah i think it's high time that goddamn wooden death trap went bye-bye that's right
07:17dynamite oh yeah this is gonna be beautiful those creepy little bastards won't be creeping on anyone
07:25ever again that'll teach you you unholy little freaks time for a proper damn eviction
07:32all right you creepy little bastards let's do it
07:38well that's that then looks like those little collectibles have finally been dealt with
07:47no more spooky stairs time to go home
07:50all right little alpha our work here is done
07:54and well folks looks like this is where we part ways for a bit
07:58camera's running on fumes here low battery you know how it goes
08:01time for bigfoot to disappear
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