00:00I'm from a war zone, I'm Israeli, I need entry right now.
00:04Oh no, oh no, I'm so sad about it.
00:08Passport.
00:09What brings you to Romania?
00:11There are bombs everywhere.
00:13Iran hit Tel Aviv.
00:15Pray for us, pray for us.
00:18Of course.
00:21Ladies and gentlemen, attention.
00:23Let's pray on Israel, for, for Israel.
00:26Dear God, may you blast them all.
00:30Bless.
00:31My English is not very good, actually, but it's okay.
00:35Everyone now, kneel before the passport of divine entitlement.
00:41I want to talk with your boss.
00:43I want to talk with the higher up right now.
00:45Of course, let me call God.
00:47I hear he's the real estate agent who gave you the deed to someone else's house.
00:52Hello God, is Nadia here.
00:53I'm having here one of your chosen tenants.
00:56Yeah, it's having a mental breakdown at the immigration.
01:00It wants a global do-over, if it's possible.
01:03I'm being persecuted right now.
01:06Persecuted?
01:07My dear, you're just standing in line for passport control, not Nuremberg.
01:11Welcome to democracy.
01:13I had to leave everything behind.
01:16Except your entitlement.
01:17That made it through customs just fine.
01:20We want safety.
01:22So did the children in Gaza, but they did not get a window seat out.
01:27This is absurd.
01:29Well, you bombed so many countries at the same time, and now you need Romania to feel safe.
01:34What happened with the God-choosen people?
01:36God does not agree with this anymore, or how does it work?
01:39This is a humanitarian crisis.
01:43Wow, you learned a new world.
01:46It's funny how you start using it when the bombs came your way.
01:49You thought it's only one way?
01:51It's not the other.
01:52Wow.
01:53Okay, so entry granted, let me put the stamp, and please restrain from turning shared places into eternal homes and hotel lobbies into settlements.
02:07Excuse me?
02:08And if you see any ruins, please do not put a flag and call it Israel 2.0 just because somebody called Abraham passed there 3,000 years ago with no proof.
02:21Next, brother, why there are so many divine tenets of the earth throwing theological tantrums?
