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Secret Surrogate to the Mafia King #ReelShort #shortfilm
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00:00you must be the tool tool for what oh stop it vanessa i was in surgery selling all of my eggs
00:10to pay off your debt and you're cheating on me you're pregnant who's the father out of all the
00:16sperm to get i got marcella levine's the most terrifying criminal in the country you're about
00:21to spend the next nine months here raising my hair you think that you can just keep me hostage
00:25just because i'm having your baby and i'm supposed to say thank you our unborn child will have
00:32enemies that will stop in nothing if you kill him i suspect she's not even mafia i want to know who
00:39his new little plaything is no i'm crooked the levine blood is inside of you now i will protect you
00:50live my life i swear for a man who kills people he's so gentle i'll give don levine a chance
00:58but only because you deserve a father can we really trust an outsider to the mafia
01:03she isn't a nobody i've chosen
01:06the eggs of a young woman are extremely valuable miss peters but why does a senior in college need so
01:27much cash i just need enough money to pay off my boyfriend's tuition tuition i guess we'll have to
01:35harvest all of them then i've always dreamed of having a child of my own one day but the money
01:41from my eggs could help my boyfriend out so much okay whatever it takes
01:47don levine's here did he get shot again nope he's here to make a secret baby
02:03the heir to the levine mafia kingdom
02:06i wish i could be his surrogate that man owns four lambos two nfl teams and every criminal in the
02:16country is afraid of him he is so sexy no you don't that man doesn't know how to love
02:24he's a cold-blooded killer you stay away from him
02:27i need a room to fill this with my sperm all our rooms are booked today maybe you can come back tomorrow
02:34did you just tell me what to do oh right this way mr levine there's tools in here to
02:44help you with your sperm collection good girl
02:51help you with your sperm you must be the tool
02:58Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
03:12What the?
03:18You must be the tool.
03:20The, uh, tool for what?
03:23My sperm's not going to collect itself.
03:26Better start working.
03:28I, uh, take a while to finish.
03:36You.
03:39That's a mafia symbol.
03:41You're a murderer.
03:42Stop wasting time.
03:44I wonder what mafia men are into.
03:59Oh, stop it, Vanessa.
04:00Vanessa.
04:00I'm not a tool.
04:09And the nurse accidentally double-booked this room.
04:11My apologies.
04:17But, uh, you mind if I stay and take care of myself?
04:22Thanks.
04:25Whatever.
04:26If I didn't need the money, then I would have never come to a shady clinic like this.
04:30Please let me never run into that psycho again.
04:32I guess this is an insemination now.
04:46So you are Dom Levine's surrogate.
04:57Good luck, sweetheart.
05:08I've always dreamed of having a child of my own one day, but the money for my eggs could help my boyfriend out so much.
05:15Get it together, Vanessa.
05:18It'll be worth it.
05:21Marcus will be debt-free.
05:23Build a life together.
05:26You don't need kids anyways.
05:27Shit.
05:43Why are you here?
05:45Marcus, what the hell are you doing?
05:51I thought you were supposed to be at the doctor's or something.
05:54I was in surgery, selling all of my eggs to pay off your debt, and you're cheating on me?
06:01What?
06:02Marcus can't have a little bit of fun?
06:04He's a new dad, you know.
06:06That's a lot of stress on top of football.
06:09A new dad?
06:10Marcus, what is she talking about?
06:18You told me that you didn't want kids.
06:21You probably just didn't want to have them with you.
06:22Who want your dorky-ass jeans?
06:26Vanessa, I never wanted anything serious.
06:30I gotta start prepping for the NFL.
06:32What does that have to do with anything?
06:34You promised to buy me a ring as soon as you got drafted to the NFL.
06:39You mean like this one?
06:42Marcus is gonna be a football superstar, honey.
06:45The media doesn't want to see him with you, a boring, broke, nobody who's too ugly to even look at.
06:54Here, have some of the money from your eggs back.
06:57Keep it for an abortion, in case anyone's ever desperate enough to finish in you.
07:02Oh, wait.
07:07You can't get pregnant anymore.
07:12Don't let me touch you, you freak.
07:14Why the hell are you still here anyways?
07:17I don't care about you.
07:18I gave up my ability to have children for you.
07:24Hey, that's my money.
07:26No.
07:27This money is from the eggs that I gave up
07:30before I knew that you were a lying scumbag to think that I wanted your kids.
07:33Fuck you.
07:36Well, get back to you, you crazy bitch!
07:38Please, there has to be something left.
07:42For the hundredth time, you sold all your eggs.
07:45You don't have any more.
07:47Wait.
07:49Wait a second.
07:50They're all there.
07:52What?
07:53Your eggs.
07:55They're all there.
07:57You just can't use them because...
07:59you're pregnant.
08:06Trafficking children, huh?
08:08You're a fucking disgrace to this family.
08:10My Don.
08:11Can't you see I'm busy with this asshole?
08:13I'm afraid it's urgent.
08:15We just received a call from the clinic.
08:17They finally found us arrogant?
08:19Our mafia looks weak without an heir.
08:21Sir.
08:23Your sample was used by mistake.
08:26You don't know who the woman is.
08:27How the hell did this happen?
08:30I didn't approve anyone yet.
08:31I'm sorry, my Don.
08:32I'm sure the hospital just made a mistake.
08:34I guess it's time to introduce myself to that mistake, then.
08:41Pregnant?
08:43I'm still in college.
08:44I can't have a child.
08:46Who's the father?
08:47I can go check on the father's identity for you.
08:50We could always terminate, ma'am.
08:51I was so scared when I thought I couldn't have children.
08:59I won't get rid of you.
09:02You're all I have now.
09:04Even if I have to pull all-nighters.
09:06We need to find this woman to bring her into questioning.
09:11This could be a ploy from a rival mafia to blackmail me.
09:14Don.
09:15I strongly advise against any rash decisions.
09:19This woman is pregnant with your child and...
09:21And I'm the world's most dangerous criminal.
09:24My enemies will stop at nothing to bring me down.
09:27We can't trust her.
09:28You're safe.
09:37Not even the world's most dangerous criminal can keep you from me.
09:45Well, who is it?
09:47Who's the father of my child?
09:49Have you heard of the Levine Mafia?
09:51Oh.
09:58Sir, you can't be in here.
10:18What the hell is going on?
10:20What are you doing here?
10:25That's a Levine inside of you.
10:26This child is mine.
10:32And that...
10:33makes you mine.
10:42No!
10:44I remember you.
10:45You psycho.
10:47You're not taking my child just because you're in some kind of mafia.
10:51The father of my kid, look, he's right here.
10:53He's...
10:53How much for you to hand over the rights to my job?
11:05My baby isn't for sale.
11:07Go pay someone else.
11:08My sperm is priceless.
11:11Every woman in this city wants to have my child.
11:14Yeah, not me.
11:14Now, just admit you want to cash out a couple million for this child.
11:19Then we can forget we ever met.
11:21You don't scare me.
11:23I'll die protecting my baby from some criminal like you.
11:31Slap me one more time.
11:34I dare you.
11:34The Levine blood is inside of you now.
11:48I will protect you with my life, I swear.
11:52I have enemies.
11:54Heartless enemies.
11:55I would love to have their way with an innocent girl like you.
12:06And worse.
12:08Are you threatening me?
12:10I'm not the threat.
12:14Inside of you is the heir to the Levine crime syndicate.
12:19Our unborn child will have enemies that will stop in nothing to kill him.
12:26No.
12:27Good.
12:29You're getting it now.
12:33My lawyer Antoine will be in touch for the custody arrangements.
12:36An arrangement?
12:49I can't have an arrangement with the mafia boss.
12:51I haven't even graduated college.
12:55I'm so sorry, Miss Peters.
12:57I don't know how we screwed up this badly.
13:01Out of all the sperm to get,
13:03I got Marcello Levine's,
13:05the most terrifying criminal in the country.
13:09He's not going to stop until he takes my baby.
13:11What am I supposed to do?
13:12Miss Peters,
13:14I don't think he'll hurt you.
13:16You're the mother of his child.
13:18He has to protect you.
13:20What about after I give birth to his child?
13:22What happens to me then?
13:24I don't know.
13:25But for now,
13:26you need to keep yourself safe from the Don's enemies.
13:29And keep your pregnancy a secret.
13:33Antoine,
13:42I need you to find out everything about this woman,
13:44Vanessa Peters.
13:45Where she lives,
13:46who she works for,
13:48and what kind of lingerie she wears.
13:50And then erase all of it.
13:52With my child now inside of her,
13:54she has officially become my greatest witness.
13:57No one can find out that she's not mafia.
13:58Make her a new identity.
14:01And then track her.
14:02Make sure she doesn't get too far off if she tries to run away.
14:05As happy as I am to have you,
14:13but you could not have come at a worse time.
14:16I need to find a place to sleep tonight.
14:18I don't want to use this dirty mafia money,
14:30but there's no way I'm staying at that asshole Marcus's place tonight.
14:36What you got there, beautiful?
14:39Nothing.
14:39Only one way a girl as pretty as you gets this kind of cash.
14:47Why don't you show us a good time next, sweetheart?
14:50We might be able to let you keep a few dollars.
14:52Fuckin' scape, bitch.
15:02Yo, look at this clip.
15:05She must be one of the Levine family's whores.
15:07So you a top-notch hooker.
15:09I bet we got a pretty price for you.
15:12I don't know who that is.
15:14No, no, no, no, no, I can't.
15:25Hang on.
15:28Who's the father?
15:31Is it Don Marcella Levine?
15:34Lloyd, we hit the jackpot with you.
15:36I swear I don't know who that is.
15:38Stop lying.
15:41Jesus.
15:42Let her go.
15:44Close your eyes for this.
15:58Wait.
15:59Don't shoot!
16:02Don't leave.
16:05We were going to bring her back to you, I swear.
16:07Safe and sound.
16:11He's lying.
16:12I know.
16:26Get this trash out of here.
16:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
16:37Please, wait!
16:41You're going to watch a lot of people die now.
16:43Especially now that you're pregnant with the heir to the Mafia Empire.
16:48Just take me to the hospital.
16:50Guys, get the car ready.
16:52We're taking her to the safe house.
16:53What?
16:53No.
16:54Come on, come on, let's go.
17:04Where am I?
17:08These aren't my clothes.
17:09Let me out, please!
17:24Somebody help!
17:25Looks like you got your strength back.
17:33You think my DNA inside of you.
17:35Let me out now!
17:40You almost lost my baby.
17:42Is my baby still alive?
17:44Our baby's fine.
17:46The doctors barely saved you both.
17:48Are you ready to listen now?
17:52You can't handle being alone with a Mafia baby inside of you.
17:56If my men weren't following you...
17:57You were following me?
17:59Yeah, you're welcome.
18:01No!
18:01You think that you can just keep me hostage just because I'm having your baby and I'm supposed
18:05to say thank you?
18:06You're not afraid of me.
18:18How unique.
18:20So I'll just have to train you to obey me then?
18:24Stop playing games, asshole.
18:45You're about to spend the next nine months here raising my air.
18:49Don't make things difficult for yourself.
18:54Don't make me taste the darkness in you.
18:58No one serves me like you.
19:01You ask me to slay you, to burn you, to haunt you,
19:07so you'll feel subducing me now.
19:12Why did you...
19:14You got documents to sign.
19:16Get changed.
19:18He's close to it now, but in a few months...
19:26Get out.
19:32I'll have an entire custom wardrobe made for you during your pregnancy.
19:35Back off. I don't care if you know the Versace's.
19:38My baby's inside of you.
19:44That means I get to look at you, touch you, and do whatever I want to you.
19:55Plus, my tail only speaks Italian.
19:58You really want to walk around my men in only a robe?
20:01Fine. But only because I need your clothes.
20:05Not because I don't think that you're a prick.
20:07Good.
20:08I want my woman's clothes to look perfect.
20:29For a man who kills people, he's so gentle.
20:36Don, you can change now.
20:42Aren't you going to leave?
20:44I'm enjoying the view.
20:48Whatever.
20:49I'm too tired for this.
20:54I don't think that that's his gun pressing into me.
21:13Come down when you're done.
21:17Stop telling me what to do.
21:32$8,000?
21:36Permission to speak my mind, sir.
21:42Can we really trust an outsider to the mafia not to give up the baby to our enemies for a check?
21:48A baby with the real mafia heiress could create a strong alliance with one of the major families.
21:55What are you suggesting I do, Antoine?
21:58Kill my unborn child?
22:00Stop listening to your heart.
22:02It's the smart thing to do.
22:04Plus, a girl like that, she can't handle the-
22:07Enough!
22:08Say those words again, and I'll rip your fucking tongue out.
22:14Yes, boss!
22:20She isn't a nobody.
22:22I've chosen her.
22:27If anyone has a problem with that, they can go through me.
22:31Problem with what?
22:33Answer me.
22:58It's none of your business, darling.
23:01Last time I checked, I had your business growing inside of me.
23:05No more hiding things.
23:06Fine.
23:08If you insist.
23:10You have to take a blood oath.
23:19You're not cutting me with that!
23:23We can discuss that after your pregnancy.
23:26But you do have to marry me in a ceremony to show the other bosses.
23:31What?
23:37It's fine.
23:40Just because I'm pregnant with your baby doesn't mean that you can force me into marrying you.
23:44I won't be a part of a family of murderers!
23:46It's a little too late for that, don't you think?
23:48Besides, you'd be stupid not to sign with how much money I'm offering you.
23:53Following the birth of a living heir, Mrs. Peters would be provided with paid living expenses
24:00of up to $2.3 million a year for full custody of her child?
24:05What?
24:06What am I, some kind of barn animal that you could just keep locked up while I squeeze
24:13out babies for you?
24:15My ten-acre Spanish villa is hardly a barn.
24:19And all of this could be yours.
24:22Once I take care of a few problems standing in my way, I'll build an empire.
24:31And you'll be my queen.
24:33Screw that.
24:34I don't want my child to grow up around murderers.
24:40You're right.
24:42You are dealing with murderers.
24:44And the only option you have is to trust the only person who has a reason to keep you alive.
24:51If my enemies found out that you were in mafia, they would go after everything.
24:57And everyone that you love.
24:59Do you really want to see your mommy and daddy jumped into tiny little pieces?
25:05No!
25:07Then do it for them.
25:10And do it for your child.
25:13And as for your opinions, we can work on that.
25:20We might do illegal things, but we're not evil.
25:30It's dangerous, huh?
25:33Yes.
25:36So you'll have to learn how to use your gift.
25:50Never point that at me.
25:56A gun?
25:57I don't want a gun!
25:58I don't care what you want.
26:00The mother of my child is going to be able to protect herself.
26:04I...
26:05I'm a student.
26:06I...
26:07I don't know how.
26:08I've never shot a gun before.
26:10I'll teach you.
26:12You don't become a mafia boss without learning how to be the best knife anymore.
26:16You're good.
26:18Okay.
26:19Good.
26:20Good.
26:21Relax.
26:22Good.
26:23Breathe.
26:24Square your shoulders.
26:26Hey.
26:27Intense.
26:29Breathe.
26:30There we go.
26:31Good.
26:32Good.
26:33Ready?
26:34Now shoot.
26:35Shoot!
26:37I did not!
26:59I told you.
27:01I intend on keeping you and her child safe with everything in my power.
27:07Have the contract signed this evening, give it to Antoine.
27:12Wait, I still need a minute to think about this.
27:15You can think about it while you're moving into the mansion.
27:22Wait, how did you guys get my stuff?
27:26Your boss is an asshole.
27:29Whether I like it or not, I have to accept that your father is in the mafia.
27:34You told me that you didn't want kids!
27:37He probably just didn't want to have them with you!
27:40Who'd want your dorky ass jeans?
27:43I'll give Dawn Levine a chance, but only because you deserve a father, even if he's a ruthless criminal.
27:48I'll give Dawn Levine a chance, but only because you deserve a father, even if he's a ruthless criminal.
28:00Even if he's a ruthless criminal.
28:17Mr. Levine!
28:18I'll agree to sign your contract.
28:30It's quick for someone so stubborn, but I'm not surprised.
28:34You're not?
28:35No.
28:36Levines always get what they want.
28:41On one condition.
28:43I want something too.
28:44You don't make the orders?
28:46I'm not going to sit around all day like the world's comfiest prisoner.
28:49If I'm going to be having your baby, then I get to leave whenever I'd like.
28:52You can go wherever you like.
28:54Great!
28:55I plan on finishing my degree.
28:57As long as my security's by yourself.
29:00What?
29:01Security?
29:02At school?
29:03I'm already going to be pregnant.
29:04I don't need more attention being drawn to me from a bodyguard.
29:08Then I'll go undercover with you.
29:13You wouldn't.
29:14You don't make the rules, Karen.
29:17So if you really want that degree so badly, then I'm coming with you.
29:37Yes, Don Levine.
29:45I don't mind staying in a dorm, you know.
29:48Well, does a dorm room have heated floors?
29:51A sauna?
29:52A masseuse at your call?
29:54Point taken.
29:56That should be all of it.
29:58If you need anything, let Antoine know.
30:02Oh, and...
30:04And...
30:06If word got out that you're not from a mafia family yourself,
30:10the rest of the family wouldn't accept our heirs legitimate.
30:15It is vital that you keep your pregnancy a secret.
30:18Especially from Anita.
30:19I can try.
30:20Who's Anita?
30:21No, no, no, no, no.
30:22You must.
30:23Okay?
30:24And...
30:26She's my head of housekeeping.
30:27She has a soft spot for my ex, Lydia.
30:30The Costello family's daughter.
30:31And, uh...
30:32She wants me to take her back after she cheated on me.
30:35Obviously, that's not going to happen.
30:40Great.
30:41Here she comes.
30:44I need a mafia 101.
30:49Anita.
30:51Buongiorno.
30:53Senor.
30:56I see you have a guest.
31:00Will she be staying long?
31:02Anita.
31:03This is my fiancée, Vanessa.
31:06Please make sure she's comfortable.
31:08Fiancée?
31:09But...
31:10But you've never brought her around.
31:12Are you questioning me?
31:14No, senore.
31:18Hi.
31:19I'm Vanessa Peters.
31:20Peters?
31:24I've never heard of a Peters family in the mafia.
31:27Uh, it's...
31:28It's not.
31:29Then why would the boss bring a non-mafia like you home?
31:37What's going on here?
31:42Uh... Peters.
31:43It's... a fake name.
31:45I had to change my identity.
31:46My family is under investigation.
31:48And which family would that be?
31:51I can't tell you that.
31:52I'll just be going now.
31:53I can take my own things.
31:55A true mafia heiress would never dream of picking up her own bags.
32:00Right.
32:01I knew that.
32:02Which is why you should hurry up and get someone else to do it so I don't have to.
32:05I know a lying skank when I see one.
32:09She must have fooled Don Levine somehow.
32:12And now she's after the family's fortune.
32:15I'll expose this gold-digging whore if it's the last thing I do.
32:19Not so fast, Miss Peters.
32:26Anton has informed me that you will be accompanying Don Levine to each of the major houses.
32:32Then you will need to be briefed on each of the most powerful Don's.
32:38So... Don Levine is running for mafia president?
32:42I'm sure he could explain it to me.
32:45Please. He's too busy to babysit you.
32:50This will be a perfect opportunity for me to test...
32:54Refresh your table etiquette as an heiress.
32:58Crap. Where's Marcelo?
33:00I'm going to give everything away.
33:02After you, madam.
33:11The Levine clan is one of the oldest families dating back to the 19th century.
33:17For such an old family to have survived this long, the Levines have had to be ruthless, cold-blooded killers.
33:25Loyalty is one of the most important things to this family.
33:29Look, if this is about me snitching, I won't go to the police. I'll keep my loyalty to Don Levine, I promise.
33:37I don't believe you.
33:42What's that?
33:47In exchange for Don Levine's protection, you must swear yourself into this family.
33:58Because you're an outsider, you must consume his blood.
34:01You're crazy.
34:02It's a 200-year-old tradition, and you will follow it.
34:04If word got out that you're not from a mafia family yourself, the rest of the family wouldn't accept our heirs legitimate.
34:18It is vital that you keep your pregnancy a seaward. Especially from Anita.
34:25What do I tell this crazy woman without revealing I'm pregnant?
34:33Well...
34:34I'm sorry, I'm not in the mood.
34:49A true mafia heiress would understand the importance of a blood ritual.
34:54Unless, of course, you're an impostor after the Don's money.
34:59I'm not after his money!
35:01Then you think you're too good to drink the Don's blood?
35:09Drink it, you ungrateful bitch!
35:12Please! No!
35:14Please!
35:16No!
35:18Did you not hear my fiance?
35:28I'm sorry, Don Levine.
35:30I mean, I was just trying to make sure she was a real...
35:33Real what?
35:38A real heiress?
35:40Are you saying I'm too stupid to know who I'm marrying?
35:43No, Don. I'm terribly sorry.
35:46No, don't apologize to me. Apologize to the lady of this home.
35:49But, Don, there's something not right about her.
35:56Faka, I gave you a chance.
35:58Mom!
35:59Don Levine, no!
36:00Marcel, that's enough!
36:01No, no, no, no. Don't be sorry for her, okay?
36:04I'm going to kill her, not you.
36:06Besides, she deserves it for questioning me.
36:08I mean it. She's just trying to protect the Levine family.
36:15Forgive me. I should have never doubted you, madam.
36:17Get up.
36:18Just make sure that my room is ready by the time I get back from class.
36:22She's kind and fair. She'll make a good queen and an even better mother.
36:23Wait, hold on. Class, after the date you've had?
36:25Unsoldier, no, no, noe.
36:26Only one more.
36:27So you're not aware of that.
36:28I'm going to take this.
36:30I want to take this event.
36:31Don't be smart.
36:32I can use the same time, though.
36:34Don't be smart.
36:36Stop, don't be smart.
36:37Don't be smart.
36:39Wait, hold on.
36:41I want to use this speech on this stage.
36:43I just want to hear a table.
36:44I'm just trying to get your hands.
36:47And never, never, never mind.
36:48I just want to hear a table.
36:49Just let me know why?
36:50I'm not trying to see a table.
36:52I don't care if I'm ready.
36:53Unfortunately, my professors aren't going to care that my Mafia's housekeeper almost killed my unborn child.
36:59Well, here.
37:01Treat yourself.
37:03As an apology.
37:18The demon side of me?
37:21I don't feel so alone anymore.
37:23I can't let them see me paying for my classes with Don Levine's credit card.
37:47Look who came crawling back to campus.
37:50Let your string for classes?
38:02Yes, 18 credits.
38:04All right, that's a full semester.
38:07How will you be paying?
38:09A credit card, please.
38:09What you got there?
38:10Hey!
38:12You know they don't accept hooking as a way of paying around here, right?
38:16The Levine family.
38:18The Levines?
38:20The ones that run organized crime in this city.
38:22Well, how'd you steal this?
38:25It was given to me.
38:27By who?
38:29A thug you sucked off in exchange for tuition?
38:33Classic Vanessa.
38:34I am so glad that I stopped hitting that trashy fucking freak.
38:42Feelings mutual, assholes.
38:43Now give me back my credit card!
38:45I guess you do have to care about classes when you're not the type of girl a guy would want to marry.
39:03Show her sharpie ring is.
39:05Babe.
39:05Good idea.
39:08Maybe she'll see the fuck off campus after I show her this lesson.
39:16That's what a real diamond feels like.
39:18Now you know.
39:23Who the hell do you think you are pushing my fiancée around?
39:27Now, I don't mind to hit girls, but an ugly fucking troll like you.
39:32Fair game.
39:35Babe.
39:36Any last words?
39:41Please don't.
39:47Actually, you know what?
39:48I would enjoy this some more, huh?
39:57You're a Levine.
40:00Fuck!
40:02I'm not a Levine.
40:03I'm the Don Levine.
40:06And you both just put your hands on my fucking fiancée.
40:09Fuck!
40:10We don't even know who your fiancée is!
40:14Right here, idiots!
40:17You're sleeping with a gangster?
40:19Mr. Levine, there has to be some mistake.
40:25She's his psycho ex.
40:28Psycho, huh?
40:29I'll show you, psycho.
40:30Oh!
40:32Please stop!
40:34There's been some kind of...
40:35I know who she is.
40:36She's my ex.
40:37Why would a man so is refined connected if you pick something like her?
40:46If she got pregnant, she wouldn't even know who the father is.
40:50All right.
40:57Fun's over.
40:58I'm tired of you lowlifes insulting my future wife.
41:01She was trying my kid just a few days ago.
41:03Yeah.
41:04I upgraded, Marcus.
41:06Turns out, I found a real man.
41:09Not some loser with limp dick syndrome.
41:11Oh, shut the fuck up!
41:12You shut the fuck up!
41:14They're not worth the trouble, Marcelo.
41:16Football player, huh?
41:20What?
41:21Let me guess.
41:21You're his slutty little cheerleader?
41:23Classic.
41:25What?
41:25And I bet you two dream of going to the NFL one day, too, huh?
41:28At least we are who we say we are.
41:31Come on, Marcus.
41:32There's no way he's really mafia.
41:34It's just this bitch, Vanessa, thinking we're stupid enough to believe
41:38the city's richest man would even look at her.
41:41I don't dream of going to the NFL.
41:43I am going to the NFL.
41:46I'm taking my beautiful fiancée with me.
41:49So, you two losers, you can enjoy, pretend to be rich,
41:53but I'm actually going to go make millions.
41:55I'm not a real Levine, huh?
41:58All right.
42:06You.
42:07Put me on the phone with the dean.
42:09Seriously?
42:11Give it up.
42:12It's over.
42:13Stop wasting everyone's time with your D-list acting.
42:16Oh, yes.
42:18Mr. Levine, the dean will be with you immediately.
42:22He's been meaning to thank you for your generous donation.
42:25Hello, dean.
42:25Mr. Levine's in your office.
42:30What donation?
42:30Donation, you can't be serious.
42:33Vanessa, call him off.
42:34Relax.
42:35There's no way a real mafia boss would choose her.
42:40Listen to me.
42:41Why didn't you let us know that you'd be on campus today?
42:44I would have given you the tour myself.
42:47No need.
42:48But can you please explain to me why your star quarterback and cheer captain
42:52assaulted my fiancée?
42:53They what?
42:54Um, Vanessa, call him off.
43:00We're sorry.
43:02We can talk about this.
43:03Please.
43:05Well, you're not going to do anything about it.
43:08I guess I'll sue the campus.
43:10Or, I mean, I'll revoke my $10 million donation.
43:14Why not both?
43:15Do you two idiots know who you just messed with?
43:19We were just messing around.
43:21Things got out of hand, sir.
43:24Vanessa, we're sorry.
43:27Please call him off.
43:28I'm sorry for cheating on you.
43:30I'm sorry.
43:32Leave the Don's fiancée alone, you clowns.
43:36You're both a spin.
43:37You, you're off the cheer squad.
43:39And you, my star quarterback, you're benched.
43:41Expelled.
43:42I want him expelled.
43:45Of course.
43:46I'll find a new quarterback.
43:47Anything for you, Donald, then.
43:50Thank you for your continued support of our school.
43:53If I was you, I'd be kissing the crowd of Don and his fiancée.
43:55Walk on!
44:00It's my senior year.
44:02I'm getting my playtime.
44:04You know what?
44:06I don't need this shit.
44:08You don't run the fucking NFL, buddy.
44:10I'm already drafted.
44:11So that means every Sunday, I'm going to be on the TV
44:14playing for the motherfucking LA Rams.
44:16You goddamn piece of shit!
44:21Coach Alvin?
44:27Hello?
44:28Yeah.
44:29This is Don Levine.
44:31Wait.
44:32Just...
44:32Stop.
44:33Actually, I am a bit disappointed.
44:36Your new draft pick, Marcus.
44:38He assaulted my fiancée.
44:40Unfortunately, I can no longer support the team financially.
44:44Don Levine.
44:45I'll revoke that asshole's offer myself.
44:48Wait, wait.
44:48Coach Alvin.
44:49I can explain.
44:50I...
44:50You asshole!
44:55Well, I'm not the one who started it, but I'm going to be the one who finishes it.
44:59And you guys can remember that when all you're doing at football games is selling hot dogs
45:03and filling water bottles.
45:05No!
45:06Please!
45:06Vanessa, stop him!
45:09We'll do anything!
45:11You both had no problem ruining my life and forcing me to start over.
45:14Now you get a taste of your own medicine!
45:17You bitch.
45:21Say another fucking word.
45:24And I'll kill you both.
45:26Go.
45:27Get the fuck out of here.
45:28That was amazing!
45:37How do you know the coach of the L.A. Rams?
45:39I'm sorry I had you call in that huge favor.
45:41Baby, I own the Rams.
45:43I own the Giants.
45:44And I'm working on the Niners.
45:46And it's my job now to keep you safe.
45:50And I will destroy anyone who tries to hurt you.
45:53Let's go.
45:58Whoa, whoa, whoa.
46:02What are you doing?
46:03I'm walking you to class.
46:05Okay, I'm here, but you can't go in there dressed like that.
46:11Like what?
46:14Like a criminal.
46:16Now leave.
46:18I don't think you should tell a criminal what to do.
46:21Fine.
46:23But go in five minutes after.
46:25So that way it doesn't look like we're together.
46:28If that's our professor, I'd do things to him for extra credit.
46:47Did you see the veins in his arms?
46:49I'd totally hit that even if he failed me.
46:51You mean Grandpa back there?
46:54He's not that hot.
46:55Grandpa's buffer than you.
46:56Those abs are so not worth it.
46:59What?
47:01Uh, nothing.
47:03I didn't say anything.
47:04Sorry.
47:06Hey!
47:07She looks oddly familiar, don't you guys think?
47:10Yeah.
47:11I swear, I don't know any of you guys, okay?
47:16Just please give me a back.
47:19Shut up, bitch.
47:20You're hurting me.
47:21I remember now.
47:23You're the one who got our quarterback expelled.
47:24And our squad captain.
47:27Duh.
47:28We should have recognized this rat the moment she crawled into our classroom.
47:31We can't let a rat get away with crashing our class, can we?
47:35Please, please, please, no.
47:37I didn't do anything.
47:39I swear.
47:40Why don't you give the rat some whiskers?
47:42That way everyone knows she's a fucking snitch.
47:45Wait, wait.
47:46She sold her eggs, right?
47:48Idiot.
47:49That's right.
47:51Gosh, good thing she can't have any more little rat babies.
47:54You're a kicker, right?
47:56Why don't we make sure by giving her a good punt in the stomach?
47:59No, no, no, please.
48:01Please, no.
48:05Please, somebody help.
48:08Please.
48:10This is from Marcus.

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