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A man is convinced that if he stops moving, he’ll explode- much like the bus in Speed (1994). | dG1fcVJ1WE9zRTd0NzQ
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00:00This motherfucker bumped into me and spilled coffee on me and is running away now
00:06Hey, you can't just spill coffee on people and run away like a bitch
00:13Get back here. I want to talk to you
00:17Yes
00:19You don't understand
00:22What I said
00:26What the fuck does this have to do with the movie speed but you have seen the movie
00:31Yeah, I it's like that except I'm the bus
00:36Okay, so you understand why I can't stop fucking running
00:42In the movie speed if the bus stops moving
00:47It explodes right
00:49You know you won't explode, but I will I know I will it's okay
00:56You're not gonna explain I'm sorry about the coffee. Okay, fine. You're going to be fine. You're not going to explode calm down
01:06You're fine see
01:09Look you're it's okay
01:15Thank you
01:17You know, I've been walking for eight years
01:24You

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