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00:00What are you doing?
00:30Thank you, Mr.
00:31Your sister, you are a 2H ringleader.
00:33Your sister is a 2H ringleader.
00:34The secret is not a 2H ringleader.
00:36I am a 2H ringleader.
00:37You are a 12th.
00:38I am a 12th.
00:39You are a 12th.
00:40I am a 12th.
00:41I am a 12th.
00:42I am 12th.
00:43Stop doing this.
00:45What is it?
00:46What do you do?
00:47Mr.
00:48My sister, that's not a 12th.
00:52How does it change?
00:53How are you?
01:00You are what's going on?
01:03I...
01:04I...
01:05I'm 2H-1.
01:06How are you?
01:07How are you?
01:08How are you?
01:09How are you?
01:10Come on!
01:11Come on!
01:14Come on!
01:15Come on!
01:16Come on!
01:17Come on!
01:23How are you?
01:26How are you going?
01:28I'm going to go.
01:29I'm going to go.
01:31Okay.
01:32Let's go.
01:33Let's go.
01:37I...
01:38I...
01:41Don't call me.
01:43You're too close.
01:44You're too close.
01:45You're too close.
01:47What are you doing?
01:49What are you doing?
01:50What are you doing?
01:52Oh, my God...
01:53It's not bad.
01:54It's not bad.
01:55You can see me.
01:56I...
01:57No.
01:58If you don't think about it,
02:00I'll go and see my wife.
02:02Oh, my God.
02:03You're too close.
02:05I'm here today.
02:07I was a bit upset.
02:08I'm happy to do it again.
02:09I'm not worried.
02:10I'm not the other one.
02:12Can you see me on my own hand?
02:14Can you see me on the bottom line?
02:15You're so close to me.
02:17Don't you think it's getting late?
02:20Oh, my God.
02:21I'm not sure you're wrong.
02:23I'm not sure you're wrong.
02:25I'm not sure you're wrong.
02:27You're right.
02:29Then I'll forgive you.
02:33Really? Thank you,爷爷.
02:35Then you can tell me to let him forgive me.
02:39You're right.
02:41He'll forgive you.
02:43Really?
02:44Of course.
02:46But...
02:47What?
02:48I'm sorry.
02:50We're not sorry.
02:52It's important.
02:54It's important.
02:56You're right.
02:58What's this?
03:00What's the meaning?
03:02You're right.
03:04You're right.
03:06You're right.
03:08We're going to go.
03:10I don't want to.
03:12I don't want to.
03:14I don't want to.
03:16I don't want to.
03:18I don't want to.
03:19I don't want to.
03:20I don't want to.
03:22I don't want to.
03:23I don't want to.
03:24I don't want to.
03:25I don't want to.
03:26I don't want to.
03:27I don't want to.
03:28I don't want to.
03:29I don't want to.
03:30I don't want to.
03:31I don't want to.
03:32I don't want to.
03:33I don't want to.
03:34I don't want to.
03:35I don't want to.
03:36I don't want to.
03:37I don't want to.
03:38I don't want to.
03:39I don't want to.
03:40That's right.
03:43Is she a girl?
03:45Is she a girl?
03:51Is she a girl?
03:55Is she a girl?
03:57Mother, sorry.
04:00You're a girl.
04:02You're sorry for her.
04:06Mother, she's a girl.
04:09Mother, she doesn't.
04:10If she can find her, she can find her.
04:12Mother, she will always be able to find her.
04:14Mother.
04:16Mother.
04:18Mother.
04:20I'm not crying.
04:22Mother, I'll be back home.
04:24Mother.
04:26Mother.
04:28Mother.
04:30Mother.
04:32Look at me.
04:33This is your job.
04:35Mother.
04:36I didn't know you were in this place.
04:38Mother.
04:39You're wrong.
04:41Mother.
04:42Then I'll pay me for 100 dollars.
04:43Mother.
04:44Mother.
04:45Mother.
04:46Mother.
04:47Mother.
04:48Mother.
04:49Because you didn't have to do that.
04:51I'm going to have to do this with your children.
04:54It's about $300.
04:55You're so sorry.
04:58I'm sorry.
04:59I'm sorry for you.
05:01I'm sorry for you.
05:02I'm sorry for you.
05:04I'm sorry for you.
05:11My wife,
05:12the building room is still time.
05:14I'll go to my home.
05:16I'm not sorry for you.
05:18You should be fine.
05:20I'll go to my home.
05:23I'll go to my home.
05:24I'll go to my home.
05:25I'll go.
05:26You're so sorry.
05:28Come on.
05:29I'm going to go to my home.
05:31I'm going to get up my home.
05:40I'm going to go to school.
05:42Now we're going to go to my home.
05:45We're going to have my home home.
05:47We're going to play together.
05:49It's time to get better to go to school.
05:52Mom, how can I go to school?
05:56I must go to school.
05:58We are now at school.
06:01This is a lot of money.
06:03We can't waste time.
06:05We are five-year-old.
06:07We need to go to school.
06:09We need to go to school.
06:11We need to go to school.
06:13We need to learn to learn to learn to learn to learn.
06:15Otherwise, you will come to school and say,
06:19let's go to school.
06:21I'm a complicated man.
06:23I have to go to school.
06:25I have to go to school.
06:27Let's go to school.
06:29I like to school.
06:31No, but school is very convenient.
06:35I don't want to go to school.
06:38Let's go, go to school.
06:40Let's go to school.
06:42Let's go.
06:49I'm okay.
06:51Oh, it's cold.
06:52I feel like it already caesed.
06:58Oh, indeed?
07:00Oh, it has gone to happen.
07:02Mr.總裁, what happened?
07:03I'll go back.
07:04We need to let them go.
07:06Sure.
07:07Oh, yes.
07:09It's OK.
07:11Oh, dear.
07:12I feel like it's bad.
07:14It seems bad for me.
07:16行了 别装了 你每次不想上学 你都用这一招
07:24这头正烫能使用吗
07:27你忘了 它是火灵根 它想烫哪里就烫哪里
07:32妈 你之前那个老师不喜欢我 老师说我凳子上长钉子坐不住了
07:46凳子上长钉子 那咱们换个凳子不就好了吗
07:51那是板凳的问题吗 老师是说他多动坐不住
07:56要我看 上一堂课能被老师丢一百次分笔头
08:00原来如此
08:02那这 既然不想去上学呢 爹爹就多花点钱 找私教中心 找好的老师
08:10那边的老师都是因材私教 保证你喜欢好不好
08:13那好吧 终于上学好
08:17既然你喜欢 那咱们现在就去
08:20东方眼 你就惯着他吧
08:25一定要上学
08:32今天加长会带孩子
08:50Thank you very much.
08:52I don't have a chance.
08:54I'm so happy.
08:56I'm so happy.
08:58I'm so happy.
09:00I'm so happy.
09:08You're not going to attend an interview?
09:10Why haven't you come here?
09:12You ask me.
09:13I'll ask you.
09:20Please do.
09:22You're welcome.
09:25Come on.
09:27Come on.
09:28Come on.
09:29Please stand.
09:36This is personal assistant.
09:40Here are the students of the police.
09:42Please come on.
09:47My friends.
09:49You go to the gym, and I'll go to the gym.
09:52Okay.
10:01Sorry, my parents are waiting for you.
10:04But it's not possible.
10:06My house is far away, but no car is far away.
10:09So I'm late.
10:16The situation is similar.
10:18It's not possible.
10:19The staff had a couple of days ago.
10:21They wanted to pay a car.
10:23They wanted to pay a car.
10:24But it wasn't possible.
10:25The staff had a fee.
10:27So the staff had a fee.
10:29It wasn't enough.
10:32It's the best office.
10:35Mr.
10:36Mr.
10:37Mr.
10:38Mr.
10:39Mr.
10:40Mr.
10:41Mr.
10:42Mr.
10:43Mr.
10:44Mr.
10:45Mr.
10:46Mr.
10:47Mr.
10:48Mr.
10:49Mr.
10:50Mr.
10:51大家盛行难缺 我也不好意思拒绝呀
10:55这一切都是为了孩子 我们也应该给老师派辆车 是不是 什么纪律不纪律
11:03是我们这些做家长的一点点心意吧 是 对对对 那我建议我们每个人给贾老师捐款一百万 这样贾老师也能配一个差不多的车了
11:17我们每个人给贾老师捐款一百万 这样贾老师也能配一个差不多的车了
11:27我赞成 我赞成 我也赞成 我也赞成 我赞成
11:32我 那个每个人捐一百万 是不是有点太多了
11:43这位家长 我们这可是私教 捐一百万 怎么了
11:51不是 我觉得学生家长给老师捐款 这件事情 他本身就不利于社会正能量风气的培养
12:01你们现在这一开口就要一百万 那是不是太过分了
12:07过分 怎么过分了
12:09你没钱 你就说没几 成鬼 还送孩子来贵族死假干什么
12:15我把我孩子送到这儿 我是希望他过来接受良好的教育
12:23我又不是过来跟大家攀比的
12:25攀比谁
12:27你看你这副穷钻线 你拿什么 跟在座的各位老板们攀比
12:32这 是有钱人的圈子 一个穷鬼 砸锅卖铁 把孩子送给
12:38还以为自己能加入上流社会呢
12:42哎 哈哈哈
12:44王总 您别生气 您什么身份呀 您可是东方集团的重点合作伙伴
12:50那参与的项目呢 用的就是上亿元气务
12:54哎呀 没必要 跟你这种吓得人生气
12:58主管 听清楚的没有 我手底下都是上亿元的项目
13:04你要是真拿不出这一百万 可以下棍 给我把皮鞋捡干净
13:11穿不准 我一高兴 就光你把这一百万捐了呢
13:16哈哈哈
13:18是 贵个吧 贵个一百万
13:27这可是打着灯笼 都找不到的好机会
13:32哎 王总啊 下跪舔鞋啊 那是看得起你
13:37让我老婆下跪
13:39你们是怎么看的
13:42你们是怎么看的
13:44哪儿的 老婆下跪舔鞋啊
13:49是啊 这小子有点眼熟
13:52学生家长应该之前见过
13:55I should have met you before.
13:58This is your husband.
13:59He's playing with me.
14:01Why don't you try it?
14:02I'm going to try it.
14:03I'm going to try it.
14:13You're going to kill me.
14:14Why are you going to kill me?
14:16Bob, you're all fine.
14:18You're so dumb.
14:19You're so dumb.
14:20You're so dumb.
14:25You're so dumb.
14:28This is the service center.
14:30I want you to let it go.
14:33You're so dumb.
14:35You're so dumb.
14:36You're so dumb.
14:38There's no way to kill me.
14:40You're so dumb.
14:43Who's your husband?
14:48I'm the father of火妹.
14:49I'm here today.
14:51That's right.
14:52He's my husband.
14:54You're so dumb.
14:55You're so dumb.
14:57You're so dumb.
14:57You're so dumb.
14:59What are you doing?
15:04You're so dumb.
15:05You don't have to pay me for your husband.
15:07You're so dumb.
15:09You're so dumb.
15:11He's a dumb woman.
15:12I'm going to pay me for your husband.
15:14You have to pay me for your husband.
15:15You have to pay me for your husband.
15:16What?
15:16My husband.
15:18We're here.
15:19We're going to be a husband.
15:21If you're still going to get him.
15:22If you're going to do the house,
15:24then I'll just ask you to go.
15:26He's going to be a husband.
15:28He's a dumb woman.
15:30I can't believe that.
15:31I still have to pay him for the law.
15:33That's the plan.
15:33He's going to pay me for you.
15:35捐货?
15:37何谷之捐货?
15:38这是全凭个人
15:40大家愿意捐就捐
15:42不愿意捐
15:43也不强求
15:45说得挺好听
15:46不强求
15:48如果别人捐了我没捐到你
15:50你能保证我的女儿在这里上课
15:53能受到公平的待遇吗?
15:55哼
15:56那大家都不捐了
15:57就你不捐
15:58你为什么不考虑下
15:59是自欠万田啊
16:01是啊
16:02连一百万都拿不得了
16:03What are you talking about?
16:07That's what you're talking about.
16:11That's what you're talking about.
16:13You're talking about money.
16:15If you want to spend money, you can pay for the teachers.
16:17Don't sit at the table.
16:19If you're doing it, you're just in the law.
16:21You're talking about people.
16:24You're talking about 100 million people.
16:26You're talking about water.
16:28That's it.
16:29If you take it out,
16:30it doesn't mean you take it out.
16:31Okay.
16:33Even everyone understands it.
16:35That is wrong.
16:36You don't believe it.
16:37This is not a language.
16:39You're not interested in learning about your sons.
16:42You're interested in learning about your children's dreams.
16:46To be aware of your sons.
16:47You have the only one who ends up with your mother.
16:52So...
16:52You're talking about food.
16:54You're doing what you're learning.
16:56You're pretending that you're their children.
16:57That was a Wise village.
17:00老公 说得好
17:04反而他又叫我老公
17:05我妹家长 你少在这胡搅蛮产
17:09你没钱可以不卷
17:11但你不能把自己想法强下给别人
17:14就是 我没钱
17:17我告诉你 我把你们这所破私校买下了
17:21眼睛都不在长得起来
17:22冲冠 饭可以乱吃
17:27不能乱吃
17:29你瞧你这什么酸样
17:32还买上私教中心
17:34你怎么敢的
17:36王氏集团的王大锤
17:41对吧
17:42没错 正是在相
17:45你小子是不是听过我的大名呢
17:48靠着东方集团施舍的订单
17:51才能够苟延残喘
17:52你在这给我装什么
17:53不要说得那么难听
17:56人家东方集团
17:57好歹是正式第一集团
18:00我能跟人家合作
18:02那是我的本事
18:03反倒是你
18:04恐怕是去东方集团看大门
18:07人家都不要吧
18:09让我去看大门
18:13那得问我老婆舍不舍得
18:16你自家大门
18:18你想去就去
18:19关我什么事
18:21你老婆舍不舍得
18:26跟东方集团要不要
18:27有什么关系
18:29别告诉我说
18:30你老婆是东方集团的掌门人
18:33既然你们对东方集团门轻
18:36那么云总站在你面前
18:38怎么就看不出来呢
18:40云总
18:41前段时间
18:45东方集团确实换了女总裁
18:47我虽然没见过
18:49那也不是什么
18:50阿狗 阿猫
18:52屁冒冲的
18:53没错
18:54东方集团的美女总裁云丸五
18:58那可是出了名的冰山美女
19:00哎呀 你老婆虽然有几分自信
19:03她跟人家运动相比
19:05那可是差了十万八千
19:06她们不认识我可以理解
19:14她们怎么连你也不认识
19:17你是不是总翘班
19:21是她们这种级别的人
19:24不够格
19:25她们连咱们公司集团的业务经理
19:29都看不起
19:30怎么能看见我
19:31你他妈的看不起谁呢
19:34敢不敢跟我赌一把
19:36我要是能把东方集团的业务经理
19:39叫过来怎么办
19:40怎么赌
19:41你说
19:42好
19:44我要是能把东方集团的业务经理
19:47扯来
19:47如果你老婆不是任总
19:50那么你荡产掏出一百万来
19:53掏不出来就跪下
19:56给我把皮鞋捡干净
19:59动不动就下跪铁
20:00死了
20:02活了
20:02别扯那些没用的
20:05你就说敢不敢吧
20:07老婆 你走啊
20:10我太多了
20:12我一眼睛看见你
20:13我自己老公最谋面的满车务力
20:16我同意了
20:17你想到
20:17有什么
20:18这生日到
20:19你就找起了男模
20:24李经理嘛
20:26您不能我过去
20:27我是小王
20:28我等自己一个人在这儿
20:30我遇到了一个臭憋伞
20:31那非洲的老婆
20:33是你们东方集团的云层
20:35隔着
20:35吴吴鸦鸦
20:36一顿吹牛腿
20:38我后悟不出发
20:39我实在是记不过呀
20:40能不能麻烦您过来亲自验证一下
20:43哎
20:44哎
20:45好好好
20:45喂
20:48东方集团的云层已经答应过了
20:52你就准备好
20:54给我把皮鞋捡干净
21:00我好心提醒你一句
21:01得罪我可以
21:03得罪我老婆的话
21:05你能舔鞋的资格吗
21:06哎
21:07王总
21:08那小子穿的
21:09可是一双破线
21:10待会啊
21:11你要是输了
21:12那我们可没大
21:14这玩意儿可不好舔
21:16越舔也脏了
21:17你不会说话
21:19就不要说话
21:20我们呢
21:22根本是不提倡家长互相攀比的
21:24但是假冒别人的身份呢
21:27是素质问题
21:28这里是教书育人的地方
21:31如果连家长都没有素质
21:33那我们怎么叫好学生
21:35所以呢
21:37今天这个公平我主持
21:40不愧是贾老师
21:42不愧是贾老师
21:43这凶化水平就是高
21:46我没贾长
21:47我劝你少在这阴阳外景
21:49我组织捐款是不对
21:51那也好过你们假冒别人的身份
21:54假没假冒
21:55一会你就知道了
21:57嗯
21:58待会我们买下这种私校
22:01你给我第一口
22:02你给我第一口
22:04这种假老师
22:05你哪
22:06你不上天哪
22:07我没假冒
22:08但是你别太过分
22:09过分
22:11我们这里本来就是一个尊师重道的国
22:14教师是一个神圣的事
22:16像你这种收贵受贵的团队住处
22:19团队住处
22:20在这个行业里面存在一天
22:22就是对这个行业的限度
22:28我限度这个行业
22:30好好好
22:31你牛逼
22:32你女儿
22:33我交不了
22:34明天等着办退学手续吧你
22:36贾老师
22:37明天退学是不是太晚了
22:40现在就给我办退学
22:42就现在
22:43好你个伙妹
22:45一听到退学你比谁都积极啊
22:48我不是已经让你去敲场了吗
22:50你怎么回来了
22:51那些小兔崽子太弱情了
22:54我不想跟他玩
22:56果然是上梁不正下梁歪啊
22:59有你们这种满嘴跑火车的父母
23:03果然教不出什么有素质的孩子
23:06不是
23:07你说他们我不管
23:09我怎么就没素质了
23:11好的伙妹
23:12别跟这种人叫声
23:14你要是跟他不舒服的话
23:15爹爹找校长把他给开除了
23:18你让校长开除我
23:21我等着
23:23我看你怎么让校长开除我
23:30喂
23:31老王
23:32你还管不管我了
23:33现在什么家长
23:35都能骑到我头上拉屎了是吧
23:37好
23:39我等着你啊
23:41我已经给校长打过电话了
23:46你不是要开除我吗
23:47校长开完会就过了
23:50我等着看你怎么让他开除
23:52贾老师
23:53贾老师
23:54他就是一个神经病
23:55跟这种人生气啊
24:00是啊 贾老师
24:01王总的人马上到
24:03这个穷鬼的白日梦啊
24:05也做不了多久了
24:09小美女
24:10你经理给我发短信了
24:12她已经到私教中心门口了
24:14我现在再给你一次机会
24:17踹了你老公
24:18晚上
24:19给我好好睡一觉
24:21我保证你吃香的
24:23喝辣的
24:24你个大笨猪
24:25说什么呢
24:26我们
24:27这种垃圾货所呀
24:29不值得你出手
24:30爸爸帮你穿着
24:31爸爸帮你穿着
24:32是啊
24:33帮你
24:34帮你
24:35你个疯
24:36你个疯
24:37你个疯
24:38怎么没有打人呢
24:39怎么
24:40也想
24:41给你俩
24:43不要人
24:50你下手没轻没重
24:51让妈咪来
24:52你下手没轻没重
24:53让妈咪来
24:55杀你
25:01妈咪
25:02你这下手
25:04也没比我轻多少啊
25:06失误了
25:08没空这好历
25:09你们
25:10你们
25:11你们
25:12冒充呢
25:20李经理
25:21你总算来了
25:22就是他们一家三口
25:23大人不说
25:24还冒充公司远走
25:26你快来收拾他们
25:27我倒要看看
25:28是谁吃了雄心豹子胆
25:30敢打着云总的旗号
25:32在这里招摇撞骗
25:34就紧他们两个
25:36冒充公司云总
25:37招摇撞骗
25:40我不管你们是谁
25:42只要敢冒充云总
25:43你们就摊上事
25:47你们摊上大事了
25:53你们摊上大事了
25:58李经理
25:59你怎么回事
26:00你轻轻轻的
26:01就骨质疏松
26:02还疏松这么严重
26:03是
26:04快起来 快起来
26:10李经理
26:11你骨质疏松就算了
26:12你怎么打人啊
26:13都还打错了
26:14是
26:15你这个碎碎的
26:16打死
26:17李经理
26:19那我现在是他们两个
26:21你怎么能一个打五法呢
26:23够了
26:24这个锤子啊
26:25一看就是脑子不大
26:27拿回来公司还得飞行
26:29好的所谈
26:30随便所谈
26:31随便所谈
26:32随便所谈
26:33随便所谈
26:34你是不是这傻了
26:35你是不是这傻了
26:36他们两个冒中公司远总了
26:39两位总的放心
26:40就算是拿傻了
26:42我自己出现质量
26:43绝不花公司一分钱
26:45绝不花公司一分钱
26:52够了
26:53你给我住手
26:54不好意思 老师
26:56我以前不这么暴躁
26:58只要是这个废话
26:59他敢侮辱我们的云
27:00我不管你什么理由
27:01现在跟着赶快重归一起
27:03给我滚出教室
27:07都说了不要侮辱我们的
27:08你敢出手
27:09你敢打我
27:10打你怎么
27:11别说是你
27:12就是你们校长来了
27:14别说我打不
27:15谁说要打校长
27:17老王
27:19他们 一家都欺负我
27:25说了多少遍
27:26在工作的时候
27:27要称呼我职务
27:29王校长
27:31他们
27:32就是他们一家欺负我
27:34你可别睡口喷人
27:35我们可没欺负你
27:37谁为校长
27:38咱快回事
27:39为什么没欺负我们老师
27:41他作为一名老师
27:42在私教中心收受贿赂
27:44你胡说
27:45我没有收受贿赂
27:47我那就护轩
27:49你们全给我虚口喷人
27:51想跟我虚口喷人
27:52你这位下场
28:00笑着他面
28:01打我们的老师
28:02还有没有往法
28:03火开
28:04谁让他侮辱我们的云
28:06怨上病
28:07你可知道
28:08就才刚刚
28:09正是排名第一的东方集团
28:11全自收购了我们私教中心
28:13你可打我们的老师
28:14就是跟东方集团过不去
28:16那你们知道
28:18那你们知道
28:19这二位是谁吗
28:20他们是天花老子不好使
28:21他们就是东方集团
28:23前任董事长东方言
28:24和现任董事长余婉婉
28:26什么
28:27李经理
28:28你快告诉我
28:29这都是假的
28:31黄大神
28:32从即日到
28:33东方集团
28:34断绝和你们公司的一切意义
28:36什么
28:37李经理
28:38什么
28:39李经理
28:40我们公司上上下下
28:42都靠着东方集团吃饭
28:44你不能这么对吧
28:46赶紧滚
28:47我仇你就来起
28:49滚
28:50对
28:53李经理
28:54你怎么不走啊
28:55李经理
28:56我也想早点告诉你们
28:57每次我找到
28:58都被你们打断了
28:59东方总
29:00运动
29:01对不起
29:02是我怠慢了
29:03不可能
29:04不可能
29:05不可能
29:06不可能
29:07不可能
29:08不可能
29:09他们
29:10他们不可能是东方集团的总裁
29:12如果是总裁
29:13怎么可能会再去去一百万
29:16那么计较
29:17你错了
29:18我不在乎的不是钱
29:20而是你作为一名老师的失德和失分
29:24人长到
29:25十年数目百年数日
29:27孩子是我们祖国的花子
29:29是我们祖国的未来
29:31这这么重要的可谐是
29:32绝对不允许你这种人的存在
29:35我
29:36我
29:37董事长
29:38我错了
29:39我再也不干了
29:40董事长
29:41我再也不干了
29:42你没机会
29:43校长
29:45我
29:46卡老师
29:47你被开除了
29:50爹地真棒
29:59爹地
30:00你刚才太帅了
30:01就像八道总裁一样
30:04哪有啊
30:05跟你妈咪比起来
30:06就不差远了吗
30:07少瓶嘴
30:09文文
30:10你刚刚叫我老公
30:12是不是应该把婚礼给办了
30:15要不然名不正言不顺呢
30:17谁要跟你结婚
30:19不结婚不像话呀
30:21还怎么都这么大
30:22对对对
30:23必须结婚
30:24结婚不上学
30:25我结婚不上学
30:27好你个火妹
30:29你为了不想上学
30:31你可什么理由都想得出来啊
30:33妈咪
30:35我错了吗
30:38这不是大校草东方眼吗
30:40这不是大校草东方眼吗
30:46东方眼
30:47你们认识啊
30:48认识啊
30:49认识啊
30:50认识啊
30:51认识啊
30:52认识啊
30:53郭大学同学
30:54马强东
30:56我们一个学校
31:00我怎么没见过啊
31:02我之前不是转过学吗
31:04我之前学到同学
31:06啊
31:07东方眼
31:08这都三年没见了
31:10每次同学聚会你都不来
31:12正好今天在这遇见
31:13走吧
31:14同学们都等着呢
31:16不合适吧
31:17都这么多年没见过了
31:19都是老同学啊
31:20怕什么
31:21啊
31:22我们还有事
31:23就先不参加了
31:24这位姑娘是
31:25哦
31:26这是我的老婆
31:27余娃娃
31:28八年没见
31:29你都结婚了
31:30那更应该见见老同学了
31:31真不去了
31:32我们真有事
31:33爹地同学会听着就好啊
31:35我想去
31:36爹地同学会听着就好啊
31:38爹地同学会听着就好啊
31:40我想去
31:41爹地同学会听着就好啊
31:42我想去
31:43爹地同学会听着就好啊
31:44爹地同学会听着就好啊
31:47药地同学会听着就好啊
31:49咱们就去啊
31:50啊
31:51哈
31:53ап
32:06啊
32:07å
32:08Come on, let's go.
32:14Here we go.
32:15Here we go.
32:18This is the Big Mac.
32:21We've been in three years.
32:23I've been talking about it.
32:25I'm going to go to the phone and I'll meet her.
32:28This is my wife.
32:30This is my wife.
32:32This is my wife.
32:33This is my wife.
32:35My wife.
32:36My wife?
32:37My wife?
32:38This child is five or six years old.
32:40It's not my wife, right?
32:41What's your wife?
32:42What's your wife?
32:44What's your wife?
32:46I remember,
32:47I've lived here for a few years.
32:49I've seen her,
32:50she's brought a child over here.
32:52She was like,
32:53you're a kid.
32:54You're a kid.
32:56What are you talking about?
32:58No.
32:59No.
33:00If you're a teacher,
33:01let them tell you.
33:03You're a kid.
33:05You'll have to pick up
33:07She's a kid.
33:08You're a kid.
33:09She's a kid.
33:10She's a kid.
33:13She's a kid.
33:14She's a kid.
33:15You don't know what a teacher is doing?
33:16You're a kid.
33:17But I think you're talking about it.
33:19I want to give her a chance.
33:21She's a kid.
33:22I was surprised.
33:23This is a bathroom.
33:25Someone's always trying to hear the mouth.
33:27Who's a kid?
33:29Who does he?
33:30Who's a kid?
33:33小东西
33:34我看你是找打
33:38来来来 小打架
33:42孩子这样
33:43你们不管我 About
33:45员小丽和赵新都这样了
33:48也没有人管
33:49她们要打架就让她们打吧
33:51谁输啊
33:52谁活该
33:54好啊
33:55既然你们不教育
33:56那我就帮你们教育
33:58来来来
33:59教育我啊
34:01先 спас
34:02Oh, no.
34:03No.
34:05Okay.
34:06I'm looking for you today.
34:08I'll let you go.
34:10Who's who's who's?
34:12I'm sure.
34:13If you're not there,
34:15I'll let you go.
34:17You're a little.
34:19You're a little.
34:20You're a little.
34:21What are you doing?
34:24You're a little.
34:26You're a little.
34:27You're a little.
34:28Okay.
34:29I'll let you go.
34:30I'll let you go.
34:31You're a little.
34:32I'll let you go.
34:33Everyone is alone.
34:34You can come to me.
34:36You'll have dinner.
34:37I'll let you go.
34:38We're going to go to the restaurant.
34:40We're going to go to the restaurant.
34:42We're going to go to the restaurant.
34:44The restaurant is a good place.
34:46I'll take you a meal.
34:48Let's meet each other.
34:49You're welcome.
34:50You're welcome.
34:51You know what our students are now?
34:56We're going to be a family.
34:57We're going to be a family.
34:58Who is the company.
34:59You're the manager.
35:01You're the one.
35:03拉低咱们同学会的逼格吗
35:05东方爷现在可是东方集团的大总裁
35:09我怎么听说是钱总裁啊
35:12哎呦 钱总裁啊
35:15那你们在这有什么好吹的
35:17今天晚上的主角可是吴飞飞
35:20没错 飞飞女神呀
35:22可是上京吴氏集团的大总裁
35:25上京吴氏不可敌国
35:27在飞飞女神面前
35:29什么笑草钱总裁
35:31那都是笑话
35:33你说等会儿吴飞飞过来了
35:35看到这个东方眼又带老婆又带孩子了
35:38你猜她会怎么想
35:41没错 咱们呀是大学同学聚会
35:45来的呀都是受过高等教育的人
35:48这个女人一身土相
35:51一看呀就是个扫大街的
35:54臭女人 闭上你的臭嘴
35:56要不我马上给你死了
35:58哎呀我这之前一直觉得
36:03素质的高低与学历深浅好像是成正比的
36:08但是我今天见到你们我又觉得倒也未必
36:13哎不是我我怎么觉得他在骂人啊
36:17没错赵哥他就是在骂你他骂你没素质啊
36:21你骂谁没素质啊
36:22都告诉你是在骂你
36:24你还要问你
36:25你是猪脑子啊
36:28哎小东西
36:29你是不是找死啊你
36:31妈咪
36:32我能不能抽这个猪头
36:34不能
36:36小孩子不能打人
36:39但如果他先动手的话
36:42你就可以还手
36:44哎呀就你们的啊你真以为我不敢揍这个小东西是不是
36:49小孩子正直叛逆期呢
36:52我说话他又不听你要是看不惯你可以削他呀
36:57对对对快走啊
36:59姑奶奶我皮痒痱锤
37:02我你妈
37:05哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎行了行了行了行了
37:07飞飞女生马上就到了大家都少说两句吧啊
37:10哼
37:12Oh
37:16I'm gonna tell you
37:18Don't think you're watching there
37:20You can be scared and scared
37:22This is to take a look at this
37:24This is to take a look at the fact that you're under the law
37:26You have a look at the fact that you're under the law
37:28What can you do?
37:30What I want to say to you?
37:32How do I want you to scare you?
37:34Oh, you're a monster
37:36You got a monster
37:38You know what you're doing?
37:40You know what?
37:41We're the President.
37:42You're the king of the United States.
37:45You're the people who are in the middle of the country.
37:48You're the people who have built you.
37:56Oh, that's the one who is the president.
38:01That's the one who jumped in our house.
38:04He beat us a bit.
38:06You're a fool.
38:08Oh, that's the president of the president.
38:11He's a brother.
38:13He's here.
38:14I'll let you go.
38:17You're not eating.
38:19What do you want to do?
38:21Oh, you...
38:23Oh, my God.
38:24Why is he so sick?
38:29I'm not going to teach you.
38:35Oh, my little thing.
38:37Oh, my little thing.
38:39I'll let you know.
38:40I'll be right back.
38:41Oh, my little thing.
38:43Oh, my little thing.
38:45You're so cool.
38:46I'll tell you.
38:47You're so cool.
38:48You're so cool.
38:50You'll be able to use this one hundred and a hundred.
38:53What a hundred?
38:54Can you do it?
38:56If it's not a hundred, how do you do it?
38:59Oh, my God.
39:00You're so cool.
39:01You're so cool.
39:02You're so cool.
39:03You're so cool.
39:04Who's who's going to do it?
39:06Oh, it's so cool.
39:08You'll to meet.
39:09Oh, you're so cool.
39:12How are you Japanese.
39:13I learned that?
39:14Oh, you're so cool.
39:16What?
39:17Oh, I'm so paid to look for me.
39:19I can't think I'd rather know.
39:20東方眼?
39:22芬芬女生你不知道啊
39:24就是大學拒絕過你的那個東方眼
39:27她找了個掃大街的老婆
39:29還是離遺帶娃的那種
39:31真是笑死我了
39:32我說老同學又不是吃不上
39:35怎麼什麼都能吃得下
39:42她也是你同學
39:47誰先追求過我?
39:48我去找
39:49快不到這麼針對我
39:51不過跟你們這些同學在一起
39:52也算是物以類聚
39:54誰以取分了
39:55芬芬芬你說什麼的
39:56你知不知道菲菲女生是誰啊
39:58芬芬芬
39:59今天讓你蹭了我們的同學會
40:00你就見了菲菲女生
40:02這個可是你十八輩子都修不來的福氣啊
40:04別跟她浪費口水
40:06這是一個爹躺的人
40:07真是趕出去的嘛
40:08別跟她當了菲菲女生的眼
40:10算了
40:11算了
40:12算了她留下了
40:13聽聽我們的高堂貨
40:15馬上
40:16他們就會
40:17心裡的殘忍
40:18心裡的殘忍
40:19老婆
40:20老婆
40:21老婆
40:22老婆
40:23老婆
40:24也是
40:25反正話不通假
40:26哎
40:27幹嘛要走啊
40:28幹嘛要走啊
40:29聽聽她把狗嘴
40:30狗狗狗狗什麼象牙來
40:32狗狗傘
40:33你是不是找死啊
40:36呦
40:37這麼多人哪
40:38誰啊
40:39誰讓你進來的
40:40你
40:43你
40:44幫我走一下
40:45什麼情況
40:47什麼情況
40:48這裡的治安
40:49這麼長
40:50菲菲女神放心
40:52交給我
40:54你誰啊
40:57知不知道我是誰啊
40:59這場子是我照的
41:01我他們管你什麼
41:03這兩個女人惹了我大哥
41:05我要押著他們去謝罪
41:08大哥是誰
41:09咬死了
41:10你
41:11你
41:13你給我等著
41:19菲菲女神
41:20現在醜了
41:21已經很不錯了
41:23至少
41:24比某些人錢
41:25膽子不行
41:27眼光啊
41:28也不行
41:29說得對啊
41:30找男人
41:32就得找趙哥這種
41:33勇猛有擔當
41:35於是不怕是不
41:37這氣質誰不喜歡啊
41:42東方眼
41:43你看哪
41:44我剛才暴揍小混混的那個鴨子
41:46那才叫男人熊瘋啊
41:49你啊
41:50這輩子也別想體格到那種熱血男兒的感覺了
41:53打個小龍龍
41:54太把你激動了
41:55不知道的
41:56還以為你要顛峰發作了
41:58打個小龍龍
42:03兔崽子
42:04你是真著死啊你
42:05看誰敢動
42:07誰
42:08誰
42:09誰
42:10誰
42:11誰
42:12誰
42:13誰
42:14誰
42:15誰
42:16誰
42:17誰
42:18誰
42:19誰
42:21誰
42:36誰
42:37誰
42:38誰
42:39誰
42:40誰
42:41Oh
43:11小子
43:12我拿着他们
43:13你面子是吧
43:15嘿嘿嘿
43:16我去
43:17王虎帮上个屁
43:20也配我给你面子
43:21五哥
43:22他敢打你
43:23赶紧叫人
43:24废了他们
43:27你天天真给我惹麻烦
43:31小崽子你笑什么
43:32这个时候的你还笑
43:37看来金仔上次被做好几个匹养了
43:40你咬了
43:42你怎么跟我大哥说话呢
43:49不是大哥
43:50我骂他
43:51你打我干什么
43:52我怎么打死你
43:56本来就不太粗了
43:58别打赏
44:00是
44:01您教训的是
44:02你脑子是不是有问题
44:04你对他那么客气干嘛
44:06他剩一碗碗
44:07他就是个早大街的
44:09哈哈哈
44:10这我这小弟
44:11他脑子滑蛋了
44:12你看
44:13能不能
44:14你大人不去小人过
44:15你看
44:16能不能帮帮忙他
44:17这
44:18跟我有什么关系啊
44:19又不是我打
44:22废物果然是废物
44:24不管什么时候
44:26都派不上用场
44:28对嘛
44:29这菲菲女神都没说什么呢
44:32我
44:33我能说什么
44:34也是
44:35像你这种绣花枕
44:36这种绣花枕
44:38关键时候呀
44:39确实派不上用症
44:41我不管你们是谁
44:43现在
44:44这里是我们同学聚会
44:46你
44:47打扰我
44:48现在
44:49立刻给我跪下道歉
44:52我还能放你离开
44:54哈哈哈
44:56哈哈哈
44:58哈哈哈哈哈哈
45:01哈哈哈哈哈
45:02哈哈哈
45:03哈哈哈哈
45:05哎呦
45:07你一个小娘品
45:08在这儿跟我装什么呢
45:09哎
45:10大哥
45:11让我收拾收拾
45:13下手轻点
45:14别给老子打坏了
45:16这么好看的小娘品
45:18晚上冲老子房间来
45:20I like it.
45:33I was thinking it's a little bit of a small辣椒.
45:35It's more so much more than me.
45:37I'm telling you.
45:44And I'm like a girl.
45:46I'm going to go home.
45:48Come on!
45:50I'm going to spend more time with you.
45:52I'm not even happy.
45:54I'm going to go home.
45:56I'll be fine with you.
45:58I'm going to go home.
46:00Go ahead.
46:02I'm going to go home.
46:04I'm going to go home.
46:06I'm going home.
46:08I'm going home.
46:10You're going home.
46:12You're going home.
46:14I'm going home.
46:16I'm going home.
46:18I'm going home.
46:20I'm going home.
46:22You're going home.
46:24You don't know?
46:26He's your brother.
46:28You don't want to go home.
46:30You won't be able to buy him.
46:34I'm going to see him.
46:38That's it.
46:40Who is your son?
46:42I'm going home.
46:44I'll show you the same flower.
46:46My son.
46:50I'm going home.
46:51I'm going home.
46:52Just wait.
46:53You're going home.
46:54You're going home.
46:55I'm going home.
46:58Let's go.
46:59Stop.
47:01I'm not整理.
47:02I'm going home because it's not good.
47:04You are so hard to hear.
47:06I'm going home.
47:07Today I'm going to play with you in the middle of the jaw.
47:09That's what I'm going to do, is it?
47:12If you don't want to ask other people if you want to die,
47:15then you can't change the word?
47:17Let me kill you!
47:26You're so strong!
47:30I'm strong!
47:31I'm strong!
47:32I'm strong!
47:33I'm strong!
47:35You're just a son of a bitch!
47:45Come on!
47:53You didn't want to fight me?
47:55I'm gonna give you the chance.
47:59Oh, boy!
48:00Why are you talking about your brother?
48:02How are you talking about your brother?
48:04Oh, my son!
48:05Don't you do that?
48:06Don't you do that?
48:07Don't you do it?
48:12You cut my nose like me.
48:13You are okay for me!
48:15Who should be the man?
48:19Your mother, girl, you are a god.
48:21I don't want you to be the one that I did.
48:24No.
48:25You're not going to do anything.
48:26You might be the man.
48:28You want to do something like me.
48:31You're wrong.
48:33I'm going to go to my house.
48:35I'll be back to my house.
48:37That's so cool.
48:45Let's go.
48:47Where are you?
48:49We're going to get married.
48:51We're going to get married?
48:53How fast?
48:55How fast?
48:57How old are you?
49:03Maybe somebody even energies me.
49:07Don't you?
49:10We're going to touch and call you.
49:12What'd you enjoy going to get married?
49:14How's the dream to find nothing else?
49:16What's your dream again?
49:18How'd you stay mature,しょ wouldn't you imagine?
49:20Yes that well, let's go.
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